Iceland 101. This is Iceland. A tiny Iceland in the middle of nowhere. Iceland has one city with one fake city and 100 tiny fishing villages. Main imports are everything because nothing grows in Iceland. Icelandic has no word for please because politeness is for people with sunlight. Iceland climate is wind and rain and Iceland roads are gravel and regret. Iceland national sport is lifting heavy rock and lifting prices. Icelandic food culture is copying other food culture and fart. Iceland does not conquer new land. We summon new land from the earth. This sometimes stops airplanes from flying. Very carbon neutral, very sustainable. Travelers say that Icelandic water smell like farts. You you must have very nice farts because my farts do not smell like water. And now you know.
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that icelandic food part makes me want to move there even more, just so i can forcibly introduce chinese sweet-and-sour to icelandic cuisine
What is fart bread?
Hæ
Savner mit gamle Danner, (og ja, island er en del af det👻).
As an Australian I Love how you pronounce OOSA (usa) 😀
Biggest selling point, only country in the world with no mosquitoes in it.
Vinsamlegast. 😀
BRUH im from iceland and
and you are from iceland
you litrelly said er
Hvað meinaru?
Iceland has a great Pakistani restaurant in Reykjavik called the Shalimar. I go there every time I visit.
Hjálp😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not only did that 'tiny island' ground northern air traffic. It also got the entire world's press to pronounce Eyjafjallajokull.
Which is really impressive; except that's not the name of the volcano.
That's the name of the glacier nearby.
The actual volcano's name is far easier to pronounce, but hey, when your island is spewing lava, why not have a laugh at the world's expense. 😂❤
As an Icelandic person i can confirm plants grow on iceland but everything else is true við höfum plöntur👍
Island sounds like a country straight out of a fantasy 😂😂
No you wrong it is the fox
Im from 🇮🇸
My name is unnar logi loftsson
"We do not sow" – The Icelandic House of Greyjoys
Idk why people whine about the fart smell. You want hot water straight from the earth? Well it will probably smell like farts. (Theres fart smelling warm water near my home too)
Why did you pronounce island like Iceland? (I-land)
One fake city FET OU-
Iceland is not tiny. It's quite a large island with a tiny population. It only looks tiny next to Greenland, a huge island with an even smaller population, one city, a lot of small towns and fishing villages and…no roads.
as icelandic
we have a word for please
and the word for please is: vinsamlegast
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Would green house agriculture be profitable there?
Or do they already do that?
Loved my visit to Iceland!
Come on now, fart bread is a gift from Thor himself.
Prumpu brauð
BLECK
1 fake city
I was grounded in california when Eyjafjallajökull erupted in 2010
I love Iceland. I’m planning on going back there next year.
Iceland gave us EVE Online
I can just hear that your from Iceland 😂