Iceland 101. This is Iceland. A tiny Iceland in the middle of nowhere. Iceland has one city with one fake city and 100 tiny fishing villages. Main imports are everything because nothing grows in Iceland. Icelandic has no word for please because politeness is for people with sunlight. Iceland climate is wind and rain and Iceland roads are gravel and regret. Iceland national sport is lifting heavy rock and lifting prices. Icelandic food culture is copying other food culture and fart. Iceland does not conquer new land. We summon new land from the earth. This sometimes stops airplanes from flying. Very carbon neutral, very sustainable. Travelers say that Icelandic water smell like farts. You you must have very nice farts because my farts do not smell like water. And now you know.

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  1. that icelandic food part makes me want to move there even more, just so i can forcibly introduce chinese sweet-and-sour to icelandic cuisine

  2. Not only did that 'tiny island' ground northern air traffic. It also got the entire world's press to pronounce Eyjafjallajokull.
    Which is really impressive; except that's not the name of the volcano.
    That's the name of the glacier nearby.
    The actual volcano's name is far easier to pronounce, but hey, when your island is spewing lava, why not have a laugh at the world's expense. 😂❤

  3. Idk why people whine about the fart smell. You want hot water straight from the earth? Well it will probably smell like farts. (Theres fart smelling warm water near my home too)

  4. Iceland is not tiny. It's quite a large island with a tiny population. It only looks tiny next to Greenland, a huge island with an even smaller population, one city, a lot of small towns and fishing villages and…no roads.

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