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  1. Naive-Needleworker37 on

    The cutout in your seat tube does not match the tire at all. How does that not bother you?

  2. Rolling_Pugsly on

    Ugly, and the poster child for planned obsolescence.

    But if you like it, enjoy.

  3. [With a little help🤓]
    Oh, look at this carbon-loaded gravel tank. A Trek, naturally—because nothing screams “I just got into cycling last year” like going full boutique on a bike that’ll never leave the park loop. That color? It’s less “stealth mode” and more “unseasoned oatmeal.” No pop, no shine—just a matte cry for help.

    You’ve got a carbon frame, carbon wheels, probably a carbon personality—and yet that saddle height says, “I adjusted it once and got scared.” Either your bike’s two sizes too big, or you’re trying to corner the market on knee pain.

    One bottle cage? Bold move. Hope your frame bag is stuffed with electrolytes and life choices, because if you’re riding anything longer than a coffee loop, you’ll need both. And that frame bag—seriously? It’s so big it probably has its own Strava account. Gravel is not bikepacking, champ.

    But hey, it looks adventurous. And that’s what matters when you’re stopping every 10 minutes to post it on Instagram with #outsideisfree.

  4. ApartInvestigator750 on

    Looks like midlife crisis for those who can’t afford / or aren’t allowed a Porsche…

  5. Toni_Cannelloni on

    Well it is a Trek, so obviously you are a Cop and/or a Fred 🤣 r/bicyclingcirclejerk

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