The weather in New England today was perfect for riding, and I had an epic time out there. Figured I’d share my current gravel setup—for your roasting pleasure.
The cutout in your seat tube does not match the tire at all. How does that not bother you?
threepin-pilot on
what’s it look like with the dropper up?
OvulatingScrotum on
Ew trek.
Exuberant-Investor on
I like it !
emphor on
It’s too clean, has it actually ridden in dirt? 🤔
notofthisearthworm on
Looks like if someone with no neck became a bike.
blah_blah_ask on
I would be impressed by your bike.
D1omidis on
Looks too big based on the saddle height.
Rolling_Pugsly on
Ugly, and the poster child for planned obsolescence.
But if you like it, enjoy.
Yan_nik on
When will you get the 300 $ bike packing bags that you will never use?
Butra770 on
[With a little help🤓]
Oh, look at this carbon-loaded gravel tank. A Trek, naturally—because nothing screams “I just got into cycling last year” like going full boutique on a bike that’ll never leave the park loop. That color? It’s less “stealth mode” and more “unseasoned oatmeal.” No pop, no shine—just a matte cry for help.
You’ve got a carbon frame, carbon wheels, probably a carbon personality—and yet that saddle height says, “I adjusted it once and got scared.” Either your bike’s two sizes too big, or you’re trying to corner the market on knee pain.
One bottle cage? Bold move. Hope your frame bag is stuffed with electrolytes and life choices, because if you’re riding anything longer than a coffee loop, you’ll need both. And that frame bag—seriously? It’s so big it probably has its own Strava account. Gravel is not bikepacking, champ.
But hey, it looks adventurous. And that’s what matters when you’re stopping every 10 minutes to post it on Instagram with #outsideisfree.
bontgomery_murns on
Is that a dropper or are you exceptionally unexcited to see me?
ApartInvestigator750 on
Looks like midlife crisis for those who can’t afford / or aren’t allowed a Porsche…
Toni_Cannelloni on
Well it is a Trek, so obviously you are a Cop and/or a Fred 🤣 r/bicyclingcirclejerk
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Treks are for cops.
It’s a trek. Nuff said
What’s it like being 3 feet tall?
The cutout in your seat tube does not match the tire at all. How does that not bother you?
what’s it look like with the dropper up?
Ew trek.
I like it !
It’s too clean, has it actually ridden in dirt? 🤔
Looks like if someone with no neck became a bike.
I would be impressed by your bike.
Looks too big based on the saddle height.
Ugly, and the poster child for planned obsolescence.
But if you like it, enjoy.
When will you get the 300 $ bike packing bags that you will never use?
[With a little help🤓]
Oh, look at this carbon-loaded gravel tank. A Trek, naturally—because nothing screams “I just got into cycling last year” like going full boutique on a bike that’ll never leave the park loop. That color? It’s less “stealth mode” and more “unseasoned oatmeal.” No pop, no shine—just a matte cry for help.
You’ve got a carbon frame, carbon wheels, probably a carbon personality—and yet that saddle height says, “I adjusted it once and got scared.” Either your bike’s two sizes too big, or you’re trying to corner the market on knee pain.
One bottle cage? Bold move. Hope your frame bag is stuffed with electrolytes and life choices, because if you’re riding anything longer than a coffee loop, you’ll need both. And that frame bag—seriously? It’s so big it probably has its own Strava account. Gravel is not bikepacking, champ.
But hey, it looks adventurous. And that’s what matters when you’re stopping every 10 minutes to post it on Instagram with #outsideisfree.
Is that a dropper or are you exceptionally unexcited to see me?
Looks like midlife crisis for those who can’t afford / or aren’t allowed a Porsche…
Well it is a Trek, so obviously you are a Cop and/or a Fred 🤣 r/bicyclingcirclejerk