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    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Armed with fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to… comfy chairs. Watch as sudden entrances, dramatic capes, and deeply unthreatening torture devices turn everyday conversation into utter chaos. A lesson in menace, bureaucracy, and the dangers of being interrupted at home.

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    3. @TH3-SK3L3TON-K1NG on

      As funny as this is, thank god I wasn't alive during THE ACTUAL Spanish inquisition. Cause the shit they did to "extract" """"confessions"""" could only e described as WAR CRIMERRIFIC

    4. @Tamlinearthly on

      To this day, whenever someone says something unintelligible I'll respond, "One of the crossbeams gone askew on the treadle."

      I sure hope this is charming, because I can hardly stop now.

    6. @RyanZoerner-yj8uc on

      Well. You see. Amnon raped Tamar. And after that Absalom killed him. And Joab is the necessary torture of the Earth.
      And if they can't throw God himself out and put Christ himself in as King.

      The Saint Stephen model for Stephen King is medical torture cannot be gotten rid of.

      Joab/David/Absalom
      Absalom/Tamar.

      Mandate. A permanent Biblical torture of the people for their inability to answer that their Gold of God is acceptable is already perfect.

    7. @RyanZoerner-yj8uc on

      Where is the protection of the District Attorney? (San Diego).

      So then the story goes. Where's the District Attorney of San Diego. To protect me from I smashed car windows in Honolulu, deserves an obvious trial. If. I can talk to Police without an extortive prisoner-must-consent-to-conditions-of-pre-decided-Trial-Outcomes (in the street….).

      After that. Count on patternistic falsification of all consent-forms and protection-claims of pre-existing circumstances of stolen-person.

      (2) Where is the protection of the District Attorney? (San Diego).

      "Of course, you'll fry in prison." << Falsification, of consent-forms. Even consent to they're the reporter of they're helping me or facilitating me. Which was NEVER consented to. And the person was stolen in the street. Without the protection of a District Attorney or court. >>

      "Do you agree to pre-consent out of the all-lawful-protection Process? You will sign (in the street), or we'll beat you."

      [You will now, begin, to suffocate…]

    18. @RyanZoerner-yj8uc on

      Let us imitate that which others are murdered for, that we may murder them. Is the degradation, noted in the "shut down the city" claim about Los Angeles.

      There's reasons why a series of news events says shut down the city of Los Angeles, it's broken as a decision hander.

      Metallica's Whiplash, is a simple example of this: Let us imitate that which others are murdered for, that we may murder them.

      Now. That's how they say things like they've ordered the military put-down of a riot. Which says things like Freedom of Assembly is in question as legal, and un explained governmentally enforced injuries will explain your doubt in the claim that it is legal. Is when putting down riots in this way, was an invalid populace decision. And not legal.

      Shut down the city.

      -=-=-

      Let encourage the liberty in sinning to others, that we may kill them, for crossing lines we laid out to be crossed.
      Matches:
      Let us do good that evil may result.
      But.
      They promise you freedom, while they themselves are slaves of depravity.

      But it's not like that. It's like moralistic rules can take prisoners based on moral law after laying out lines to be crossed and claiming broader and wider practices of crossing them are prevalent, than can be accounted for.

      And so. If you're going to tell me that inability to declare, or blackmail, or angry union-workers with wood boards with nails through them are in an argument with you. Is going to result in you publishing your life up in a declaral of an illness, called, AIDS. To children, in other cities, over the news station.

      Shut down the city. It's broke. And it cannot be a city.

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