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  1. Recent-Divide-9142 on

    For future reference: When the need arises in the woods, the items of clothing often deemed optional (socks and undershirts) may be used to wipe one’s arse.

  2. Post this on r/laundry – they will give you suggestions to get it clean without damaging the print. (And they will love it if you post the process!)

  3. Familiar-Ending on

    Christ I hope that’s not from a crime. How’s it smell? Sickeningly sweet? Call the police.

  4. You NEVER take something like that from a trail you moron. It was used to wipe someone’s ass after an emergency trail dump.

  5. deathviarobot1 on

    “There’s poop on it”
    -the best advice I’ve ever been given about finding cloths in the woods

  6. I found my best pair of underwear in the woods. When people see the skid stain, they blame me, but the trick’s on them; they were there when I found them.

  7. I feel certain that whatever it may have been used for, the intervening years of rain, microbes, and uv radiation have rendered it mostly inert.

    Wash that thang and post it!

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