Get ready to cry with laughter as we bring you the best of John Cleese’s stand-up comedy! As a Monty Python legend and star of Life of Brian, John Cleese has been making us laugh for decades with his unique brand of British comedy. In this hilarious compilation, we’ve curated some of his most side-splitting jokes that are guaranteed to leave you in tears. From his clever wordplay to his absurd sense of humor, John Cleese is the master of comedy. So sit back, relax, and get ready to experience some of the funniest moments in comedy history.
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He’s not going to eat her like in the sketch?
Do some still call him Tim?
I’d buy him a beer.
We can all get horribly old, just never apply for a job as a knight saying ni. The moment you say ni too often, you will get mistaken for a guy who sneezes a lot, and they send the man with the scythe to your home. Ah, that is the other job you better not do the interview for. When they say scythe, stand up, coffee cup or not, and run out of the door. 😅
that piano play is so annoying…
STOP putting background music on videos with NARRATION! .it ONLY makes it HARDER to hear you ..AND it's fucking annoying 🤬
he hasn't become old at all, just a little grayer… amazing, still as fresh and sharp and british as always
Jokes about her mom's death makes you laugh for only one second, and then comes the sorrow.
A stuffed John should go to the Smitsonium institute🎉🎉🎉🎉😂 ( aftercTrumps gone!)
Cleese always Made me Laugh….😂❤😘
John Cleese will live forever.
Frankly, it'd be quicker to train a monkey. He's from Barcelona. In Spain.
Cleese wasn't joking exactly – his mom was feeling down and he did tell her he could have someone come around and kill her, and she thought it was hilarious – cheered her right up.
He is living proof that laughter, a sense of humor, and not taking yourself too seriously are the recipe for a healthy, happy, long life. Cheers, Sir! ❤😂😂😂😂
"you're talking with some guy, you go to get some custard, and when you come back he's dead."
😂
I'd be proud of myself if I can reach 92, look that good, and still pull of puns like I was 25. He clearly has looked after himself
stop ruining every footage with SHIT music
I m from Brazil and for me, John is one of the best comedians ever!!!
Classic Cleese.
Shame he's become racist
"never remembered, always forgotten"
Dying like there is no tomorrow ups 😂
OMFG
I love John Cleese his work in the series. Faulty towers is just incredible. And it’s great to see Conan O’Brien laughing and Conan was really good in interviews he consistently has me cracking up.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉❤
I got to see him live, and I heard through previous interviews that he really loves questions that are…essentially…inappropriate, or with bad taste.
I got to see The Holy Grail on the big screen, and fans didn’t even ruin it. It was just a joyful experience for everyone.
Unfortunately, my question was not asked…probably because the team decided it was too inappropriate…such a shame because I bet he would have laughed his ass off.
Nothing is sacred for Cleese, especially dead people. If you haven't already, check out his eulogy to Graham Chapman as part of the funeral service.
Ding! bring out your dead!
Ding! Bring out your dead!
😂😂😂😂😂
That’s not even the end of the joke 🤨
Hiliarous.
"Are you suggesting we EAT my mother?!?"
"Not raw! Cooked! Cooked! Few courgettes, french fries, broccoli!"
😂
"You'll be stone dead in a monent."