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BrightAd8009 on December 27, 2025 10:00 pm Nah Not because it’s stupid (It is though). But because it’s ugly AF
longboytheeternal on December 27, 2025 10:06 pm If I had a child it would probably look something like this piece of shit
Far-Resource3365 on December 27, 2025 10:07 pm It is very ugly. But does it ride nicely? Feels like it can be quite fast and have good hand positions.
TruckCAN-Bus on December 27, 2025 10:38 pm Love it! Don’t understand all the hate in the comments. Especially on this sub. I’d do a honey b17 and bar tape to match.
urbanwhiteboard on December 27, 2025 10:40 pm If some phat ass tires could fit. Make it fixed gear and carbon saddle and this rocks. Now…… less
twosilentletters on December 27, 2025 10:49 pm I have not immediately laughed so loudly in a long time…what a monstrosity
FOGSUP on December 27, 2025 10:57 pm Love it. That’s some outside the box thinking. Show up on a coffee ride with THAT and you will definitely get some attention. 👍🏽
Bikes_Palms-Allday on December 27, 2025 11:29 pm This is fine bice for trek. Throw on front mounted rack and streamers for speed/functionality delta. Must use all titanium hardware tho.
mrfishman3000 on December 27, 2025 11:59 pm Whatever the next iteration of hipsters is, this is their bike.
Tight_Explanation707 on December 28, 2025 12:01 am sick. now i just need to use AI to imagine it with fenders
_MountainFit on December 28, 2025 12:01 am I thought it was a joke when I saw it on Facebook. Just the dumbest build I’ve ever seen.
BlackberryOk602 on December 28, 2025 12:07 am I’ve yet to see fun alt bars look correct on modern aero style frames like this, probably fun to ride though.
26 Comments
Nah
Not because it’s stupid (It is though).
But because it’s ugly AF
If I had a child it would probably look something like this piece of shit
It is very ugly. But does it ride nicely? Feels like it can be quite fast and have good hand positions.
this is an abomination
Ha! Boulder FB Marketplace right? Absolutely unhinged.
Oh saintly Jebus! What beautiful montrosity is that?
Well that’s uhh… Has science gone too far?
I fucking love this. No notes.
Love it!
Don’t understand all the hate in the comments.
Especially on this sub.
I’d do a honey b17 and bar tape to match.
If some phat ass tires could fit. Make it fixed gear and carbon saddle and this rocks. Now…… less
I get it, except the saddle.
wtf is wrong with you
I have not immediately laughed so loudly in a long time…what a monstrosity
That is one spicy commuter!
Love it. That’s some outside the box thinking. Show up on a coffee ride with THAT and you will definitely get some attention. 👍🏽
That’s hilarious.
That’s not for the road, that’s for the streets!
This is fine bice for trek. Throw on front mounted rack and streamers for speed/functionality delta. Must use all titanium hardware tho.
Looks great and I bet it’s a blast to ride
Comfort and performance. Win win.
God, I love it
Whatever the next iteration of hipsters is, this is their bike.
sick. now i just need to use AI to imagine it with fenders
I thought it was a joke when I saw it on Facebook. Just the dumbest build I’ve ever seen.
I’ve yet to see fun alt bars look correct on modern aero style frames like this, probably fun to ride though.