Yo, dude, that’s a sick bike. Is that the new S5? Yeah, it’s the all new S5. Everything about this bike is better than that thing. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What does your S5 have that mine doesn’t? Well, first off, this thing has one piece bar and stem, so it’s lighter and stiffer. One piece handlebar. These bars are flared out, so I can sprint faster than you. So, you’re telling me I can’t sprint as fast on this bike? See these fork legs? See these babies right here? They’re wider and stiffer and more aerodynamic. You’re right. These fork legs aren’t as wide, so I’m not as arrow. The head tube is a lot deeper. You see that? It’s more aerodynamic. Your head tube is deeper. This thing’s 124 g lighter. It’s stiffer and more arrow. 120 g lighter. No. Dumb dumb. 124 g. This thing makes me 6 watts faster. 6 watts faster. Always be 6 watts faster than you on that thing. What am I doing with this thing? You’re in luck. At Bicycles, they still have one more of these things in your size. They have a new S5 in my size.
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What he needs to do is put pedals on his bike
One pice handle bar are shit if you did not do a bike fit. 120g lighter for what, lose weight. Few thousand pounds later get dropped by an old guy on a steel bike. Kkkkkk I must got the joke wrong who is the nob that actually ride this bikes?
Fuckin roadies
Absolute consumerism bullshit
Vingegaard would drop us on a Puky bike..
Here after the tour mag testing…
Someone tell vingegaard that he can sprint faster than pogi on that bike.
154 grams off my @$$ is better than paying 10K for 154 grams off my bike.
if its a road bike it will never be as good as a yt capra or smth
I got a low quality road bike but i rival with cars in speed.
I like that Jeep Wrangler.
And the helmet is 10w slower. It’s so crazy what the bike industry tried to get away with!
Luckily his helmet lost him 6 watts so they’re equal
Road biking is gay
It is not the horse. It is the jockey
When asked what is better about the new bike, his first response was to mention something that is not better.
I beat all rivals on Strava (437 persons including few pros) on a 350 euro bike easily. I think all that aero stuff really matters only for pro rides.
lol, spend an extra $10k for those 6w. 100% worth kt
still the best upgrade you cand do with your bike is the tyres 🤣
it's the rider not the bike
Hi scusame, one question, i see heigt cm 170 and out saddle pedal 70,5 … what my size on S5 ??
its fine, my tadeji pogacar legs finna beat ur new advance tech bike😂
Two white dudes compensating 🤦🏻♂️
Most people don’t need a bike like this.
I just wish they had a matt black color on the new one 🙁
Omg hilarious