Top Tube Sweater

Hi fellow bikers,

I live in a place with tons of bicyclists, and it's always bothered me that people don't seem to be careful about not hitting the bike next to them with their lock when securing their own bike. I decided to make my new bike this sweater to help protect it against such brutal violations.

In case any fellow crochers are curious, it's literally just a triple crochet rectangle with some buttons. A denser stitch would offer even more protection.

I imagine a more known version of this exists (probably some clear protective sticker or a thin velcro sleeve?), but I thought a sweater would be cute 🙂 Gotta keep the bike warm this winter, you know?