Early morning drama in doncaster

doncaster ride through #doncaster #foryou

What is up guys? Just landed in Pakistan, isn’t it? So, we’re going to have a little ride through Doncaster this morning. We’re going to start off at the White House, or should I say the mansion house. I don’t actually know what they’re doing there, but we’re going to unlock some memories along the way. Big beautiful house and some weird statues as well. And so, yeah, we’re going to have a ride through Doncaster. I’ve got to be really careful because I need my brake pad on my bike. I need a new brake pad in it. So, I can’t like stop really fast. So, I’ve got to be careful. Oh, this is shut down. This used to be like the big post office in town. But as with all the other like English places, they’re all shut down now. Gone reduced to Atoms replaced by Alibaba. What the [ __ ] is that? Alibaba social clubs and barber shops and all that other shine vape shops. What we got over here? Sober social. I better change something and get them home. Oh, there’s the CX, home of the crackhead. I’ve been in there many times. In fact, just a funny little story. Once went in there and they had a big uh cuz when it first opened, they used to give you decent money in CEX and I went in with a big uh a big like pile of I don’t know if they were DVDs or games or something. And I went in, there was about 20 of them. And she was opening them, going through them, you know, to check in, make sure that all the discs are in there. And she opened one and a [ __ ] it had a a sheet of foil with heroin on it and a tutor in there. I must have stashed it when I were off my head and forgot all about it. And she’s opened the box and it’s [ __ ] fell onto the counter. I was like, whoa. Gripped it up real quick. I like Sorry about that. Uh, but yeah, you go in there now, it’s cheaper to buy it brand new now and you see the what’s his name? Darren G in there arguing with him cuz they sold him a dodgy laptop or something. There’s a [ __ ] crack smoking rat. I want me [ __ ] money back saying, “No, you can’t have your money back. It’s not broken. It’s not taking me [ __ ] password. You [ __ ] rat.” So anyway, we are in the uh city center now. The beautiful city of Doncaster. Didn’t recognize it without the police sirens. Oh, you can hear someone screaming and shouting already. It’s just not even 9:00 yet. There’s people fighting in the [ __ ] city center. Oh, he’s got to run him over. He’s not happy, is he? Oh, he’s not happy. [Music] Welcome to Doncaster. home of the vape shops. So, just down here is the marketplace. There used to be a Marks and Spencers down here. I can remember once I was getting chased through the town center and there was uh and it was some sort of shoplifting or something. I might admit it actually. And they were chasing me the security guards and they used to have an accelerator. Is it an accelerator that you know those stairs that go up electric stairs? And I ran I remember I went in there and um the security guys were chasing me. So I went up there, got to the top of the escal escalator. That’s it. changed tops and then came down the escalator with a different top and walked straight past the security guards. They didn’t even recognize me. Stroke of genius if you ask me. This marketplace down here used to be packed, but it’s all gone now. I think there’s like five market stores. One of them that sells wool. Although one of them does sell guns. I was looking there the other day. I was going to get a an AK-47 and an AR-15 just in case Rubberface Murphy comes to Donnie to doorstep me. Now, I was looking for to shoot the rats down at the aotment. Get like a a pellet gun with a scope on it. just sit there popping them off cuz you you get never ending rats down in the a lotment. It doesn’t matter how many um uh blocks of poison you get. You know, you can slow them down, but they’re always there. And now and again, you’ll be sat there and one will go running past you and you’re like, “Fuck, man. If I had a pelon, I could have popped it.” Let’s have a look down here, shall we? As you can see, barber shop, no one in it. Vape shop, no one in it. Barber shops, no one in it. Vape shop. That’s like five [ __ ] barber shops within like a [ __ ] [Music] within walking distance. Here we go. Laboga. What we got here? Runna rustic. Turkas tanning shop. Probably gangster related. Taxim bodrom. Hang on. We’ve got a English shop there. [ __ ] whistling up. There’s the paw pow. [Applause] That is This is a red light area. This is where all the prostitutes [Applause] used to stand back in the day. Let me get over here. They’d stand all the way up here. There used to be bail host all over there. And uh say like 2:00 in the morning, there’d be two prostitutes down there. One will be wandering up and down here. There’d be two at the top. They used to have like turf wars. Now you can see it’s all It’s like being in [ __ ] Beirou now. It’s just all foreigners. I don’t think Have we seen one white person yet? Apart from my reflection in the [ __ ] windows, but you’re not allowed to stay out here. And tomorrow’s video, I’ve been straying away a little bit from what I do best, arguing with little midgets all night. And I’ve uh so I’m getting back on form tomorrow. I’m going to be talking about Tommy Robinson’s court appearance with his uh [ __ ] terror title because apparently Tommy Robinson not giving the police his PIN number when he was illegally arrested makes you a terrorist. But going on a train with a knife and stabbing loads of innocent people, that’s not terror related. You always know when it’s going to be a a [ __ ] Mickey Mouse news segment when they say Tommy Robinson, the farright activist, real name, what’s his real name Yakley Lannon [ __ ] Junior or whatever. That’s when you know there’s just a [ __ ] Mickey Mouse report cuz they got to get that little dig in there cuz he changed his name. They don’t say why he changed his name because they had all the [ __ ] Islamists trying to kill him. They just got to like try and smear his name. And I tell you what, out of everybody in uh in Britain, he’s the only one I actually trust, he’s the only one who whatever he says, you can pretty much stand on it because he don’t say it otherwise. And everything he says seems to come true. like the courts, the reporters, they never want to talk to him because he hits them with reality and facts and they’re operating on delusions and lies. So, you know, you can’t he don’t you don’t even have to be that smart to put them into place because he’s working with truths and facts whereas they’re working with who with nonsense. But anyway, it’s just a little Oh, here we go. Some more some more foreigners hanging about. Yeah, there used to be loads of prostitutes down here as well. That’s a nice bike, ain’t it? See, that’s a nice bike. You know, why don’t you just get a motor bike or a car? When does this Oh, that’s a nice I don’t really know cars, but that looks pretty dope. But yeah, why don’t you just I mean, if you’re going to get a bike like that, it’s pretty much just a motorbike anyway, isn’t it? I’ll just ride down here and then we’ll end the video. Yeah, it’s all right living in Ghana. Imagine if you’re like a Muslim. It’d be all right down here. If you’re English though, it’s just not for you. M is it when you feel like a foreigner in your own [ __ ] city? But you know the rules. You’re not allowed to stay out or you are just horribly racist. But anyway, that’s the end of the tour. [ __ ] is he doing? It’s just a random foreigner just stood looking at the floor as you do. Whoa. [ __ ] nearly charged forward then. So anyway, one