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janktraillover on November 2, 2025 5:57 am Please prepare for brief periods of weightlessness before you crash.
iezhy on November 2, 2025 7:12 am If you are dying on this particular 18% incline, know there is plenty more of that ahead
Vivalo on November 2, 2025 8:19 am No wiggle skids on your fixie (it’s a big problem currently in Korea) [https://youtu.be/fTiTnXBkidc?si=5-6Po_CoKhE8I7pi](https://youtu.be/fTiTnXBkidc?si=5-6Po_CoKhE8I7pi) 
robscomputer on November 2, 2025 8:27 am Must clear the triples, if this an issue please turn in your mtb for a gravel bike.
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Road may become spontaneously groovy 🎸
Levitating bicycles only beyond this point.
MISSING DOG! Goes by E.T.!
REWARD: 10,000 Reece’s Pieces!
Please prepare for brief periods of weightlessness before you crash.
Ride these waves
Wave pool straight ahead, cyclists only.
Please place bicycle wheels in the correspondingly-sized divots.
BMX Triple Incoming Send It
Camels Ahead
Surf’s up, bike stylee
Bunny hop over Toblerones.
Sweet Air Ahead
ET Phone Home
If you are dying on this particular 18% incline, know there is plenty more of that ahead
Send it
Caution. Three breasted women ahead.
dutch mountain pass
If it’s a bike you be flyin’,
Then you be dyin’.
E.T better than lord of the rings trilogy
wax your chain
If your drop bars look like this!
They are upside down.
WEEEEEEEEE
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Be careful of high tide
Pump track ahead.
Please wear appropriate clothing
Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle. Bike, wobble. Red Squiggle
No wiggle skids on your fixie (it’s a big problem currently in Korea)
[https://youtu.be/fTiTnXBkidc?si=5-6Po_CoKhE8I7pi](https://youtu.be/fTiTnXBkidc?si=5-6Po_CoKhE8I7pi)
Must clear the triples, if this an issue please turn in your mtb for a gravel bike.
Pump track ahead.
From this point belt drive only
Pump track ahead
Belt drive only on this road
Tsunami crossing ahead.
Careful when jumping giant crocodile
Send it.
Sea of camels ahead, be careful!
This road is ribbed for your pleasure, Enjoy!