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Madame Florentine, your hair is looking sensational this evening. I thank you. My servant styled it with animal fats. And what is that smell? Most likely the buildup of congealed sweat underneath it. I haven’t taken this thing off in a month. A month? Why? How do you sleep? Upright, mostly. But the real challenge is the insect infestations. Worth it for the king’s favor. Sure. How moving? Quite. Well, thank goodness it isn’t anything worse. I heard Madame Bon has a rat living in hers. How feral. [Music]

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  1. Yeah so Versailles was a terribly built place and the people were jackasses the theme song of that place could basically be this.
    Get schwifty it's time to get schwifty shit on the floor …

  2. Fun fact
    High noblewomen use to have actual bird cages in their massive wigs. It was super fashionable at the time until a rebellious young noblewomen realized it was cruel to the birds and refused to have bird cages in her wig.

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