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spellegrano on October 3, 2025 12:54 am It looks like you’ve been riding long enough that it’s time to learn how to wax your chain. You’ll appreciate arriving home with a clean calf.
garthreddit on October 3, 2025 1:04 am That’s not something to be proud of. Just makes you look like a noob who can’t maintain their bike.
ChosenCarelessly on October 3, 2025 1:06 am Yeh, too busy riding to properly maintain your drivetrain. Jesus, my chainsaw has a cleaner chain than that
SickCycling on October 3, 2025 1:11 am Revision title Yeah I ride. But I don’t do maintenance. How can you tell?
Mario_2077 on October 3, 2025 1:24 am https://preview.redd.it/z1rtxvqytssf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=180eb85fcb2011c18204314fd9d2479588cfdec5 I sent this to my wife when she was at work and told her I got a tattoo. She was not happy.
bolderphoto on October 3, 2025 1:29 am Clean your chain and use a simple drip wax. Only wax the chain AFTER you ride so the chain is never wet when you go out.
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It looks like you’ve been riding long enough that it’s time to learn how to wax your chain. You’ll appreciate arriving home with a clean calf.
We used to call that a cat 5 tat
That’s not something to be proud of. Just makes you look like a noob who can’t maintain their bike.
Yeh, too busy riding to properly maintain your drivetrain.
Jesus, my chainsaw has a cleaner chain than that
Looks like you ride a Brother ink jet
Gross
Revision title
Yeah I ride. But I don’t do maintenance. How can you tell?
Holy shit. Clean your chain.
You also rarely maintain your bike 🤣
– Stone cold voice, “OH HELL YEEAAAHHHHH!”
https://preview.redd.it/z1rtxvqytssf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=180eb85fcb2011c18204314fd9d2479588cfdec5
I sent this to my wife when she was at work and told her I got a tattoo. She was not happy.
Belt drive should be way more popular lol
Someone on circlejerk should get a tattoo of that.
Chain ink gang!
Clean your chain and use a simple drip wax. Only wax the chain AFTER you ride so the chain is never wet when you go out.
You’ll get better at it.