I Cycled 500 Miles, Amsterdam To Berlin!

I cycled 500 miles from Amsterdam, Netherlands to Berlin Germany

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Yes, the people today right now it’s 20 to 7 in the morning right I have been up for 10 minutes already half 6 the sun is coming up outside my window right now it is sunrise today right now we are doing 100 miles on a junkiey’s bike, a woman’s bike I might add, that I bought for €20 in Amsterdam in the Netherlands and I’m going to pedal it all the way to Balin. We have a 100 mile left on this trip. And today we do that 100 mile. Do not forget to subscribe. You don’t need any more information. You don’t need any more intro. Subscribe. Like the video and add the Snapchat Call and Ball Chills. Get back. Yes, people. So, good morning. This is it now. Right. For breakfast, I’ve got high protein oats. Mom, we need to get the nutrition in today. I’ve got a banana and I’ve also got a high protein coffee. I don’t know why if it’s protein. I’m not a gym head. I couldn’t give a [ __ ] tonight. I don’t track me macros. I couldn’t care less. Uh but it’s just for recovery in it. But um yeah, I probably shouldn’t got like both protein and that baruka. I haven’t even got a spoon. I’ve got none. I’m just going to drink it. Need to get up quick. It’s currently now coming out. I’m awake now. I can’t eat that like that. Look at that. It’s like cement. It’s dead sticking, man, though, cuz it’s protein. I’m going to [ __ ] myself about that. I need to take tissue rolls off cuz guaranteed in these eight miles, I’m going to need some. I’ve got the local bush. Right. Let me eat this somehow. Probably with me fingers. No word of a lie. I haven’t been up this early in about a year. In about one year. Honest to God, I’ve got no Look at all me. [ __ ] That was two days ago, man. I forgot about that. Right. need to clear a few things up with you. Well, just one thing basically because the comments were absolutely flooded. Okay, everyone was going on about the back wires of me charger. Okay, look, that is my iPhone. Okay, I’ve got the old iPhone. Callen, why have you got the old iPhone? Because I lose my iPhone every week. I’m not getting the new one. There’s no point. I’ve got the 16 with contract and insurance in England and they said you have to come to England to receive the phone. So, I’m on like a 12 Pro Max. So, that’s my charger. Okay. The USBC doesn’t work in mine. That’s mine. The old one that snapped once when I was asleep in bed and I must have rolled over and snapped it. Took the piss to get it out. But the the fluff in the charger, but that might have been a good idea to be honest. I actually raised this cuz I did clean it out and there was a lot of [ __ ] in it. Now, I’m not a tra. I brought me own bag. I brought Oh, wait. There me phone’s fixed. Okay. So, got me phone fixed. That’s number one. Wait there. Ah, paracet. Come on. We’re going to take them now cuz me legs are in [ __ ] There is a light and it never goes out. Take me out. Shake me. I don’t care. Right. And then the second one. If you watched the previous video, you’d know that me bike broke. Ah, I couldn’t find a bike shop anywhere cuz it’s been the weekend. So, what I’m going to do is I’ve got cable ties. Won’t fit. It’s too small. Too big. I mean, [ __ ] Won’t fit. As you all know, there’s a few wires, few screws missing, but the screws are for the basket. I don’t think anything’s going to happen. I don’t think it’s anything to worry about, to be honest. Where’s the key? Oh my god, I’ve lost the key. Give me a minute. Ah, there it is. I feel so sick. I don’t think I should have got a protein oats and protein yogurt, to be honest. I think I just should have got oats and the coffee. All just made me own. But there’s no kettle in them hotel rooms, man. That hotel was all right, but like it was [ __ ] all in there. There was no necessities and that. I feel so sick. I’m not going to lie. I should have waited for like 20 minutes for me bett. Right. Let’s pop two of them. Ibuprofen for me knees. Do we go to the shop now? Do we wait an hour? I’m going to see if there’s a shop on the way. We don’t want to get caught short, do we? We don’t want to start. We want to start as we need to go on. Man, I just don’t want to fill the basket full of [ __ ] in case it comes off. You know what I mean? My plan the whole time was to get cable ties and it’s too big. Yeah, we need water as well. G bike. Now today is the day people. I have took this bike all the way from Amsterdam to Magdabbe Germany. That’s near 350 miles. And today we do the other 100 mile in one day. Magde to Balin. It’s saying it’s going to take me about 8,000 Google Maps. That’s wrong. It’s going to take me at least 10. You have to stop. You have to break. Toilet break. [ __ ] like that. Food. It doesn’t take into consideration this. There’s a few hills. It’s going to take a long time. It’s going to take all day. But by God, we will do this. We will complete this. Me and another fellow cyclist and out here grinding at this time in the morning. Uh I feel like I’m going to be sick. I shouldn’t have got a protein drink and a protein yogurt. But anyway, bike check. Yep. Bike check complete. You thought I wasn’t going to do it cuz we’re doing 100 mile. Are you mad, bro? Are you mad? Right. I probably shouldn’t have got that protein stuff, though. I need a toilet. That’s just like It’s No, because these are like like it’s probably just formed a big bubble in the back of me pants and that. You know what I mean? It’s probably just staying there now. What? My god, I’m waking people up. Good morning, sweetheart. How are you beautiful? These Germans hate me. Right. Look, look at that as well. Wait there. I need to tie that cable tie around me bike, not around the wires. I’ve got a cable tie me wires keeping them together. Can’t believe we’re waking up the local neighbors already. Look at them people. I’ll put a picture of that up in Snapchat, man. If you’re not following the Snapchat, make sure you watch it. But I put a picture of that up and um everyone was like, “You need to get them. They’re the best strawberries about.” But obviously they’re not open, man. So, let’s hope there’s a few in Berlin. Apparently, all there is to do in Berlin is brothel and pack it. Apparently, that’s the only option to do in Berlin. I didn’t think Berlin was like that, but you can kind of see it. It’s got like a big rave scene on it. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning everybody. Probably not the best time to start screaming. Hello. Good morning. Anyway, come on. 100 miles to go. 170 km. I’m guessing about 11 12 hours. I’m not going to lie. I’m not a professional. All right. It’s not about the time. It’s about the distance. What is that noise? That don’t sound good. Yeah. like a squeaking. What is that? I don’t think this bike’s going to make it 100 miles. What is that? Hello. Morning. Wrong shop. I’ve come here thinking it was a supermarket. It’s a boots. What an idiot. Anyway, pump me bike up. I need to go get food for the day. That’s a must cuz I was reading about it and you have to hydrate and you have to eat even when you’re not like thirsty or hungry. It says don’t wait until like like your mind selling to you know what I mean? Said just eat. So I’m sure there’s a supermarket across here. He bikes all the way down there. You know what I mean? One pedling for about 20 minutes. There’s a fellow here. I’ve just seen buy a crate out the time in the morning. What a guy. What a guy. We’re going to congratulate him cuz that’s a feat of strength. That’s a fe of strength, especially on a on a Sunday. Saturday. On a Saturday morning. Hi guys. You okay? Well done. Well done. That’s what we like. Champions. He’s probably sat there now like I am a scumbag. But anyway. Yeah. Here we go. Should be a supermarket here. Come on. Feeling fresh today. Feeling ready. I’m ready cuz I’m readier than never ever ready steady yeti and I’m definitely better today. It’s not open. Is this bit open? It’s not open. Oh [ __ ] Where is the supermarket? Market no market. No market. [ __ ] Go come come. Okay. Market like supermarket shop for food. Okay. What have you done to your thumb? What is this? Got a boo boo. Very good. Mess up. Mess up. This not this supermarket. No. No. I think it’s another boots like like shampoo and that in there. Meat stress. What’s your name? Must callum. Callum. Nice to meet you, bro. Nice to meet you. Oh, where from? England. England. England, brother. Tuk. Where are you from? Turkey. Token. Turkey. Turkey. Oh, nice, lad. Nice. Where abouts? Turkey. Me. Antalia. Antalia. You. I don’t think there’s anything. No supermarket. Okay, maybe. What a guy he is. What a guy. We’re heading the supermarket now. I’d scream now, but I don’t want to get kicked out before we get in. Anyway, yeah. Right. I need to see what me list is. The stay list. Right. I got three lers of water, two Red Bull, two sandwiches, two plasts, five apples, five bananas, and a pack of sweets. The sweets and the Red Bull are towards the end of the trip. The water’s for the whole of the trip. Okay. Every two hoursish, we’re going to stop and have a sandwich or a pasta pot with a banana or an apple. And yeah, the sweeter for the end. I think that is going to do us. I think we are sound there. I think we’re all right. I think we’re going to be cool. Do you reckon we’ve got this, love? Hello. Hello. I reckon we’ve got this. Honestly, God, I’m knackered. We have done so far. 4K. 4K. We need to stop [ __ ] about, mate. Right. That’s it now though. That was the last stop. There’s no reason why I need to stop again unless for food. People, I’m actually on a race against the clock, okay? Not against like the clock in time and that I’m trying to beat a time or something. It says I’m going to arrive there at about 5:00 p.m. I don’t want to be getting there past 8:00 p.m. Past 8:00 p.m. is night time. I’ve got no IVs, no lights. They’re not stupid, right? I don’t want to be traveling down the back roads in the pitch black. So, we’ve got about nine hours. Well, what time is it now? It’s about 8 o’clock in the morning now. So, we’ve got like 12 hours to smash it in. We’re going to do it. 10 m an hour for 10 hours. But don’t forget with brakes and that’s the only thing I’m asked about. Sometimes be stopping for 20 minutes. Come on. Lovely day. No one’s out early in the morning. People remember that apple tree yesterday? I had the shits off them, you know, like all day, all night. And that waking me up. Can anyone tell me why? Someone said it was a cooking apple. What’s a cooking apple? How can you tell the difference in the apples? Oh my god. Big man. Big man. Go around me, lad. Come on. Come on. Holy [ __ ] Woo. Yeah. I’m trying to not go on bike tracks today, people, because I’ve been lost like three times last time. Took me 9 hours to get where I needed to go last time. And it was only 50 mi. So, I’m not doing that again. I’d rather go on the roads and risk me life. You know what I mean? Oh my god. There’s a bike track over here. See the maps again. I’m not even on Google Maps this time. Everyone’s like, “Bro, you’re not using Google Maps. You’ve got an iPhone.” Well, yeah, [ __ ] I downloaded Google Maps. What an idiot. But I’m now on iPhone Maps and um they seem to be doing better than Google, to be honest. Man, it’s like like little COD map or something. Did it rust? Ah, just right. Forget everything I said. We’re not even 10k in. I’m covered in cobwebs, people. No one has been this way in months. Every tree I’m coming past has cobwebs. Oh my god. I’m getting proper pissed off, man. And look at the state of the terrain as well. Ah, I’m not happy. [ __ ] hell, man. What the hell? I hate maps. I hate maps. Just feel them all over me, man. Oh, it’s like trying to keep me head down when I cycle through. How am I getting tested this early into the I was going to say race? Not really a race, is it? It’s a feed to strength. What are you doing? What are you doing, bro? Have you got clothes? Have you got clothes? Do you want some? Do you want Do you want some clothes? This is not Do you want some clothes, bro? Do you want some clothes? Clothes. Close. Yeah. Do you want some clothes? No. Okay. Well, anyway. Oh my god. Holy [ __ ] What the hell was that yo yo yo brother? What the [ __ ] is he doing in there? He’s bo. What the hell? What the hell? What the hell is he doing? What’s he up to there, him? That was crazy. That What the [ __ ] is going on? That was mental. I thought he was like I don’t know what was up with him, man. I thought he might have had learning problems. I was like, “Do you want some cars?” And then I got nearer to him. He had like big earrings in his nails painted. I said, “Brother, get off. Don’t judge me. What the [ __ ] have I just witnessed there, mate? That is unreal. Was crazy. Like I understand if you’re going for a little swim or something and I don’t know where, but it was bone dry. The fella, man, it looks a bit nippy as well. Looks a bit cold. [ __ ] hell, man. It’s Germany. That’s what I got told B’s like just follow those mad. Anyway, 160 km to go. Nice. At least I’m not going through them bushes again. I’m going to have to try to put the maps on different. It took me again through the bush. How steep the hill is and I’ve just had to come up near a canal or something. That was crazy. That was smiling. What a guy. Hey, what a guy. Yeah, man. Look at the size of this. It’s a river. Oh, that’s a boat. Yeah. Hopefully, it’s a long year for a long time, man. I don’t mind these dead flatoo. Yes, it’s along here for a good while. It’s good news, man. Stop off now. We’ve done about 15k. Yeah, man. Stop off. Get some water in that bit of food. You don’t have to hydrate when you’re thirsty and you don’t have to eat just when you’re hungry. Remember that. I’m like a pro cyclist. Some electrolyte powder. You know what? I feel like we should put two in today. Two in. Got a long way to go today. Yeah, we’ll put two in. Two packets. Oh, someone say packet. Dead funny. Oh, it still tastes like [ __ ] Now we’ve got half a tuna sandwich. Well, we’ve got a full tuna sandwich, but someone, well, chat GBT said just have half. He said you don’t need to fill yourself every time you stop in for food. He said just just get nutrition in your body. Ah, tuna flakes, man. It’s not tuna chunks. Ah, it’s so good, though. This is nice. People, we’ve got a little bit of a problem. I knew it was going to happen. Is this on? That’s screwed on. Do we just carry on? But it’s making weird noises when I pedal them. Listen. That’s not good. Why is that happening though? Where’s that catching? Where’s it catching? I can’t see it. Oh, it’s a wire. Oh, no, it’s not. Oh, the basket on top. It’s flattening me tire. [ __ ] Might have to put the bag on me back. I don’t know what I’m going to do. It’s the basket on there. It’s putting weight on the tire and it’s just going to [ __ ] me tired up. My god, this isn’t good. That’s meant to go like that. See, it’s meant to hold there. I can’t even take this off cuz it’s all bolted in. See, it’s all bolted in there. It’s bolted in there. I’ve just had to rip it off. I just don’t want it to put me tired up. And it’s a Sunday. It’s weekend. Is it Saturday? I don’t know. Where’s the next town? I’m going have to get it fixed. [ __ ] man. 15 minute away. Open Tuesday. Come on, man. How far are we? Are we now from Berlin? Come on. 145 km on 90 m. I don’t know how to get it off. We’re going to have to try to kick it off. I’m going to have to try stamp it off. I forgot all me food was in the bike. What a dick. Come on. Yes. Boo. Who’s your daddy? I’m your daddy. Come on. Hey there. Right. There we go. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Come on. Right now. Get that off. Get off. Come on. No messing about mush. I’ve bent it around. Right. I’m gonna have to carry the bag. I’m gonna have to put everything I own in the bag. Everything. I say everything. It’s only these bits. This bag’s heavy though. This is how it’s going to [ __ ] This is going to be well hard to 20k on me by 100 mile. [ __ ] hell. Oh, he’s sandwiched. [Applause] [ __ ] it. 100 mile with 20 key on me back begins now. It begins, people. This is no joke. This now is no joke. Before it was quite funny. This isn’t funny. That naked van was funny. What a guy. What a guy. Bloody hell. Only 90 miles to go. 30 km in. Banged on. 140 to go. [ __ ] Already gone. Knees and everything. Low back starting to hurt a bit. We doing hand signals and that. Oh no, it’s not this one anyway. Low back starting to hurt a bit. Knees are going. Doesn’t matter. Doesn’t matter how I feel in this moment cuz it’s getting done. Is he going to kill me? No, he might. But like, we’re going to have to do it. We’re going to have to do it. It’s not even about the fact I’ve told everyone. I don’t care what everyone thinks about me. People, don’t forget social media is very recycled. In a week, everyone would have forgot. You know what I mean? In a week, nobody will care. In a few days, no one care. It’s just how life goes. Don’t think about what people think about you. if you’re going to start social media and you want to make a living from it cuz in a couple of days no one cares once you start getting followers no one’s going to care everyone judged me when I everyone was ringing me up saying what are you doing like look like an idiot and that because I I was always saying I’d never go on social media that’s for idiots for gimps you know what I mean like oh I’m on TikToks for gimps but I just woke up one day man decided to do it and everyone’s going to tell you not to do it people were telling me what you doing the first few videos I even didn’t bang people I was getting like 1,000 views, man. It was pathetic. I was getting nowhere near that. Like 400 views. I was stuck in the range, but I carried on, man. And yeah, I don’t care what people think about me if I don’t do this. I don’t care. Honest to God, I think you know that by now, but I need to do it to myself. I want to feel that feet of accomplishment of something that you never thought you could have done. I want to feel it. I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Oh Lord, she was liking that. I’ve been waiting for this moment with all my life. Oh Lord. Oh Lord. If only they knew I was doing 100 miles today. I would give a [ __ ] I’ve left me passport in the hotel. I’ve left me passport in the hotel. Honest to God, I’m not even joking. Look, I’ve just ripped me bag apart. I was driving then I was like, “Shit, me passport. I’ve left me passport in the hotel. Fuck.” I don’t have to ring me, mate. Oh, you want me button it? What room was you in? 323. Go on. Thank you, brother. See you soon. Ah, big up me, brother, man. Yeah, he’s me mate’s going to phone them now. I can’t phone them. I haven’t got that type of sim. So, me mate’s going to phone them now and sort it out for me. He’s just going to say I’ve left your passport in the room. Um it’s 2 hours away by train. So I am having a nightmare here. First I get I get flashed. Okay. I get groomed and then Hello. And then leave me passport. It’s I don’t know if it’s me bag or me, but one one of them stinks. One of them stinks proper. Probably me. Um yeah. Anyway, probably water there. He’s going to ring them now and just say, “Look, let me be passport every day after the weekend.” I’m not saying turning mad. This has to get done today. I’m already in the mindset of doing it. You know what I mean? I can’t not I can’t take him back now. I’ve come too far. And we’ve gone too far. And we walk each day and night as we are. And now me thongs died, people. We’re not even 30 mi in, mates. And me phone’s died. And I’ve lost me passport. Honest to God. And I’m carrying me bag. This is not the day at all, man. Not the day for me. We’re going to carry on. The the 100 mile’s getting done regardless. All right. So, I’m going to shut up about it. But this is stressful, man. Honest to God. Every other day has been sound apart from like the last one. Remember the last one? [ __ ] hell. That was bad there. But like every other day apart from like the last ones I’ve been down, it’s like I’m just getting tested. It’s like someone knows I’m going to finish. So it’s like let’s test him now. And it’s like just leave me alone. You know what I mean? Just leave me alone. Look at that. That’s sick. I’ve just seen someone driving like a 10ft quad. Mad. Look at all these windows here put in. Wow. That’s done up with bricks that. Wow. What a nice place. They’d probably charge about 100 pound a night in there in Manchester, mate. [ __ ] You know, think some of the hotels in Manchester. Dog [ __ ] Ah, just charging. Just charging. Honestly, I don’t know which way I’m going. Don’t know cuz I didn’t know I was going to die. It’s crazy. This is crazy. Right, we’ve done about 55 km. We got 100 left. It says we’re going to arrive at half past 6. We’ve still got 6 and 1 half hours to pedal. Um, I’ve had to put me battery pack down me pants. It’s pissing me off. Honest to God, everything just in me way just I can’t pedal in peace. So, I’ve put that down me pants. I put me phone in me pocket on loud. I’m going to listen to it. And yeah, sorry. I was having a look at that then. Look, I have to go all the way back around. Like, it would have been easy if there was just a path along the thingy, but there’s not. Right. I’m going to have to pedal. I need to be quick because the straa is probably going to go off. Oh man, I’ve just got too much [ __ ] man. You know what I mean? Me ass started to it. I’ll ring back and check now. I think me passport’s in the hotel, people. I think he’s got me passport. I think the fella’s got me passport, but he said he didn’t speak good English. He’s not sure. So, I said, “You’re like, ring a m, you know what I mean?” So, um I think he’s got me passport though, man. So, I think that’s good. Yeah, we’re going to have to go get that after we’re done. Not today. You know what I mean? Never mind. Let me [ __ ] go, bro. Just shot me phone. Are them freaks looking at me? [ __ ] hell gadget, man. I inspect a gadget. Your collarbone’s hurting. Listen to what he’s saying. He’s going to check the room himself cuz you haven’t even checked. He’s saying you leave it with me. I’ll let you know very soon. Death or not in your bag at all, is it, bro? Nah, I don’t know. I don’t know. Check me back though. Don’t tell me it’s not there, man. I’ had to I’ve had to stop a minute. Had to stop a bit. We’ve got 109 km left. That’s not bad. That, you know, that’s not bad at all. 109 kilometer in mile 67 mile. So, we’ve done 33. So, what I’ve just done there, we have to do two more times. It’s possible. It’s getting I’m sick of saying it’s getting done. Oh, [ __ ] I’m exhausted. It’s just me. Me collar bone. That bag is heavy, man. Heavy bag. That Thank god I haven’t got that level eight suitcase. That was a nightmare. That was a good suitcase, man. But not if you’re a backpacker. If you’re a traveler, yeah, but not if your bike pack. It was a nightmare to carry on. Nah. Nah, we’re not having them yet. I feel like the problem with Red Bull is when you have a Red Bull, when it comes down, you start to crash. You proper start to crash, people. You know what I mean? Like, I can’t afford to crash. So, we’re not having that yet. We’re having a squashed bacon sandwich. We’re going to have to stop off and get some more food soon as well because I’ve lost half of it. That’s what I mean. I don’t know whether any passports fell out me bag. I don’t know. Normally I put me passport in the bag. In me, you know what I mean? I put I put me passport in me bag. In me bag. No passport there. So I don’t know. I packed me stuff up last night as well. Can’t remember the passport being there. That’s just all like me wires and that. I don’t know why I’ve got so many. because I lose them. Hang on a minute, people. I was smashed last night. I was on the Waxia Boria, but I think I put me passport somewhere where I never put it. Honest to God, sweet day. Aha. My god. Look at that. He hasn’t even got the thing on. And see how worn in that is. Wow. I found it. Oh, I’ve put a status up on Facebook and all that. Must look like an idiot now. Oh, so it’s doing good on view to be honest. That’s what happens when you smoke late of the night, man. You just do stupid [ __ ] Wake up in the morning like, “What the hell have I been doing?” Wake up with sweets and that everywhere. What an idiot, man. But I tried to like do it that much and I just passed out and it worked. I got me head straight down, man. And I fell asleep at 9:00 p.m. I was like, “What an idiot, man.” Cuz me mate just text me then and he went, “Your passport’s not here, bro.” And I was like, “Oh my god.” Hang on a minute. Ah, what a dick. I can’t Elliot. Sorry, lad. Thank you very much for helping me. Can’t believe I found it possible. God, I’m so glad I didn’t turn back to me hotel. Imagine if I turn back. My god. Only 105 km to go. Strasa. Sure thing, mate. Sorry I haven’t really got me camera out much, people. Honestly, this time I’m just like head down. Come on, do it. Today’s really about the the mental challenge that is the 100 mile. You know what I mean? That to me anyway. I’m sorry if I haven’t got me camera much. That gay fella though. My god. The nudest. But yeah, I’m going to stop again in a minute. What? What me on now? 1 minute. 97 key. So, we’ve done in 1 kilometer. I probably stopped. But I need shade to stop. You know what I mean? But yeah, man. Today’s just about killing it, man. Getting after it. You know what I mean? I’m glad about me passport. That’s a lot of woody off. We’re going to stop here now. Oh, it’s not 96. We can’t stop yet. We’ve only done 19k. Come on. I’m just going to lie down on the floor. Use me bag as a cushion. It’s too hot. There’s no wind. I’m sweating. Me goo is slimy, man. It stinks. I’d say now would be a good time to have a Red Bull, but not yet. When I still got like 90 km, I want to have it around the 50 mark when I’m depleted. I’m not depleted now. You know what I mean? Me knees are all like like but I’m just I’m just tired. No, I’m just too hot as well. I’m just covered in bugs. Just bugs. Hello. Get off me, man. Yeah. Just all over me arms and that. Yeah, man. I’m having a good time. I’m not lying. H at least the worst part’s over with now. Well, the worst part is the end. But like that before when like all me stuff I lost in me basket and like me charger kept dropping just a nightmare. Have a little 10 minute rest. Our bank [ __ ] keeps dying even with that plugged in. Shoulders man use like use the powers on the back of your cable. I’m not an idiot. It snapped mate. All right, that’s sick one. Me and Spando Spando. Me and Spandex Spando, I’m going to call him from that one. He’s going to be fing. Me and Sando spent um like £300 on um battery packs, man. Before Mongolia got them from Japan. Proper big fellas, man. They’re like £100 each. They were sick. But when we went through China customs, when we went to China, they took them off us. China were dead strict on stuff like that, man. Like you can’t have anything. They took half of me electrics off me. Uh but yeah, we had sick ones, man. But ever since then, I’ve not really bought one. I bought that one cuz I thought, yeah, big, sick, and that and it sh water. Um are we even halfway? What is halfway? 85. Yeah, we’re not even halfway. It’s good, isn’t it? Come on. We’re not even halfway. [ __ ] Let’s get a move on. What am I doing, mate? I can’t even continue on me bike until my [ __ ] phone comes on, man. Because I want it to be on Straa and all them nos are going to be like, “You didn’t do it.” I’ve been here for like 10 minutes pacing up and down. Still not on. Someone’s over there clapping when I clap. The echo can’t reach that far. Listen to this. Can you hear that, you [ __ ] Or maybe it is an echo. I thought somebody was taking the P. That’s far, you know, all the way over there. And it sounds like someone’s behind the bushes clapping. See, if it was night time, I started clapping and that happened to chip yourself. I thought hello. But yeah, we’re just going to have to hope it’s like an alley or something or somewhere because just going to have to go get another charger. I don’t know what’s going on today, people. Honest to God, it’s like it’s not my day. It’s like everything is telling me not to do it, but I’m [ __ ] doing it. Don’t know, people. Don’t have a clue what’s going on. Couldn’t give a [ __ ] Come on. We need to get another move on. I’m disappointed. I’m disappointed. Looks like when I get to Berlinia, if me phone charges on the way there, whatever’s left, I’m going to have to do. So, I’m going to have to do more 100 mile. Oh, well. Making my way downtown. Talking fast. Change is fast and I’m home now. Keep getting a lot of messages about depression, man. Like, Colin, what do you do to help with depression? Colin, how do I get over Do I look like I’m [ __ ] depressed? I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, people. And I’m happy that I make you day and I am your way out of depression, but it’s not a permanent fix. And I’m sorry to tell you people, but Ken Bol is not depressed. Okay, Ken Bol is never depressed. I don’t know if it’s just cuz I’m dead smart and I think all the time. It’s the actually the opposite. I’m an idiot and I don’t think. If you don’t think, you’re not depressed. Stop thinking. Stop thinking. You know what I mean? Stop overthinking. Have a baby. Get out. Go out with your mates. Go gym. Go work. Go get a job. Stop smoking weed. Do you know what I mean? Like easily drink water, drink healthy food. I’m not a [ __ ] scientist. But I think that would help your depression. If you’re sat at home all day on your own thinking, smoking weed and that. No wonder you’re [ __ ] depressed. That would make me depressed. So yeah, just um just don’t do that. Stop thinking. Don’t be depressed. That’s what I have to say to all you depresses out there. Depresses, is that word? Or you with meal health? But um yeah, just just I don’t know. I’m not a bloody counselor, you know what I mean? But I don’t really get depressed. I get bad days and bad weeks, but it’s a bad day. It’s a bad week. It’s not a bad life, you know what I mean? And I’m not being funny, but what have I got to be depressed about? I’ve got a great life. I love my life and I love the people in my life. So yeah, if you’re depressed, well, just don’t be. Just don’t be depressed. I hope that helps you. The only logical thing I can think of doing now is getting me laptop out, plugging me phone into me laptop, waiting for it to come on, and then using me battery pack cuz me battery pack seems to be [ __ ] Here’s Calam’s like proper old laptop. This is the laptop. Got this from Peru last year. I have just not upgraded. But if it’s not broke, don’t fix it. You know what I mean? People are like, “Why haven’t you got a new laptop? It’s a scruff.” Doubt it. But if it’s not broke, don’t fix it. What’s the point? I’m buying new stuff just for the sake of it. I lose it anyway. Must be the charger, you know. What time is it, though? Holy [ __ ] It’s past 2:00. Right. Tell you what. Yeah. [ __ ] off. How about that? I’m going to have to go have to go get a new charger. Right. We’re going to the little We’re going back on ourselves and we’re going to the little or the Aldi, whatever’s closest. And we’re going to get a new charger and a light. How about that one? How about that? Piss me off. Have some of that. So, it’s past 2:00. I knew the [ __ ] sun in the sky was further than it was meant to be. I knew it was. I was saying that’s not 12:00. And what did I say past 1:00? So, yeah. One minute. Let me ask this lovely person here. I say, “Give me a [ __ ] bike.” No, really. Excuse me. Lego or Aldi? Aldi? Aldi. Sorry. Where is Aldi, brother? There’s one up that way. No, I’m not so sure. I’m also just cycling by. Oh, okay. It’s okay. I find it better. Don’t worry. Oh, can you do on your maps? Because my phone is dead, but my charger is broke, so I need new charger, bro. I cycled to Berlin today from Magnabberg 170 km. Such a strong order. Good bro, but with no phone at us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. With no phone. This is the right direction at least. Yeah. But how long for? H it’s a bit Yeah. Yeah. But just on this path and Yeah. So I only know it will end at some point once this channel like this artificial waterway ends. Um it’s okay. Yeah. Can you ask Aldi or little? One of them. I’m sure there is one up there. I will have to go back on my phone. So Ali the Yeah. Is back to there. Yeah. How far? Wait one second. Um route by bike 32 minutes. So it says 10 kilometers this way. Yeah. But that’s technically the wrong direction, right? If you want to go that’s this way. So maybe the better option. Where are you from? You German? Yeah. Oh, okay. Nice to meet you, brother. That’s an option. Maybe this way then. Yeah. Yeah. So, let me see where the next Ali Can’t believe my my charger just broke. So, the next ali this way um route is an hour away. Yeah, it’s 22 km this way. So, but at least that gets you where you where you ultimately want to go. Let me see for a little little. Yeah. So also back same again back here or there. Yeah. So basically both of them either 10 km this way or 22 this way. Well, I wanted to on Straa, you know, Straa. So maybe I go back this way. Thank you very much. But okay, no problem. Thank you so much. Good luck and safe travel. Thank you YouTube. You too. Bye-bye. See you. Oh, for [ __ ] sake. I’ve dropped me phone. What an idiot. Thank you, bro. Thank you, people. I ain’t going back. I ain’t going back 20k. That’s an hour. That’s an hour extra on me journey. There’s no chance. It’s 15 mile, man. Right. I’m doing this and I’m proving this to myself. And if you don’t believe me, wake suck your mom. You know what I mean? Come on. I’m in this for me. I’m not getting no phone. I just don’t know where I’m going. You know what I mean? I hope it’s signs the Berlin and that. Um, I only had like I say only I only had 95 km. That’s like Well, 116 was what? 67. I say we’ve got less than 60 mi left. We need to do that before the sun goes down. You know what I mean? So, I just don’t know anything where they are or anything. I thought me [ __ ] charger would have worked. But yeah, [ __ ] lucky you didn’t throw me phone in there to be honest with you. me. But yeah, it’s a lovely day. Lovely day. Lovely day. Oh. My goodness me. I have had to stop. I’m not going to lie. But it’s a good job of stop cuz we’re going the wrong way anyway. Me phone is charging on this. Me phone’s charging. So I’m going to keep it charged. We’re like um 40 minutes away from the next destination. 90 km. We done 6 km there. I felt like I was pedaling for hours and I’ve done 6K. What is that as well, man? I feel like I put me leg in something weird, man. Like some kind of rash. Don’t know. Don’t know. It’s very hot today. I’m just going to wait till my phone gets like 20%. It’s already on like six. Useless today. Can’t believe it, man. Everything Everything that was meant to go wrong has gone wrong. Everything has gone wrong. Me bike’s broke. Charges broke. Um, I seen a I got bloody flashed in the bush. What a guy, man. Can’t believe he had a beer bottle in his hand. It was 9:00 in the morning. Death or something weird. 100%. What a guy. It’s probably someone’s dad. Uh, yeah. Mad. But at least we’re halfway though. We’re halfway now. So, I’ll just have to do what I’ve done again. But it shouldn’t be a problem though because the first half stress me out. You know what I mean? But like the rest will just be smooth sailing now. I think I will reach there after night time. I It says at the current time now it says I’m going to reach there by half eight. Sun goes out like 8:00. So it’s like I’m going to be pedaling into the night. Well into the night and it’s only I’ve got like 5 hours. [ __ ] hell. I set off at like half 7 this morning. Funny though. Oh well. What a day. What a day. See, I’d love to have a tent, man. I wish I kept me tent off in the first night. I wish I kept me tent. I wonder if it’s still there cuz I would have just like camped out. There would have been there was some there’s been some destinations. My back is so because of the bike obviously. There there’s some destinations where we’ve like drove past the past couple week or so and I’ve been like, “Holy [ __ ] man. I wish I could camp there.” See, when it was night time and I had to pedal all that way, I should have just camped in the woods. See, it would have saved me. But there’d be no use for it now anyway cuz I’ve got a basket. I appreciate every single person, you at home, you at work, you doing what you shouldn’t be doing, watching me. I appreciate you watching me, man, throughout this journey, throughout this bike journey. And that I know it’s just me pedaling a bike and it’s not the best content, but you know what I mean. Trying to spice things up a bit, man. You don’t want to just do the same stuff all the time. It gets stale. You know what I mean? But um yeah, thinking about India next people. Thinking about going back to the chaos for the best place in the world. India. It is mental. I’m thinking about going back week or two trying to get food poisoning again. Going to see all the people staring and that. Hello. Hello. Channel name. Channel name. Where you from? I missed it, man. Like I don’t forget like I I haven’t been around that type of stuff in months. That was where I really blew up. So I think after here people probably do a little vlog or two in Berlin and then I think we’re going to India. I think I’m going to do India people and then might meet one of the lads out there. A little familiar face. You know what I mean? Um well not familiar face on this channel to be honest but on the Tik Tok and all that. Yeah. After that maybe Philippines or something. I don’t know man. I’m undecided. I don’t know where to go. But India defo India is hilarious. I want a good laugh after this. Right. And after the past couple of weeks with Amsterdam and that cuz Amsterdam all must get pissed and that I want a good laugh. I want a good laugh. I want to I want it to be funny. You know what I mean? And there’s no funnier place in the world than India. Not for a woman. Like if you’re female, I wouldn’t suggest going there. You know, I would even said I wouldn’t even suggest going there with your fella. The ratio to men to women is crazy, man. It’s a big sausage fest. But yeah, India, man. I’m looking forward to it. Hi Hello. Hey. Hey, remember my bag, bro? And I kept telling you to carry it because me collar bone was hurting when we were in Amsterdam. How heavy is that bag, mate? Mate, that is the heaviest bag I’ve ever held in like what is it? 30. Well, I’d say about 20 or something. But that I have to I’m having to carry it, bro. Me cuz me baskets go off. Shut up. You will not make it to the finishing line with your I will watch. I will be lad. I’m having to I’m having to charge me laptop mate. Way to support me, Dean. Thank you very much, mate. With your bag, mate. That’s better than doing the France marathon, mate. Bro, it’s killer, man. Is so heavy. There’s no way you can carry that. Me collar bones are hurting, bro. I can’t lie. [ __ ] hell. Do that in Vietnam. You’re getting fun of you. Dane’s just made me feel a lot better about this situation. But look, I was going the wrong way, so it is this way. But he’s just made me feel a lot better. And he’s right, man. The bike is heavy. He was like, “You’re not making that.” I was like, “I [ __ ] am. Take a left.” But yeah, man. Come on. It’s still saying 5 hours and that the sun’s going to go down in the next few hours. I just need to I’m just worried about charges to be honest. Just don’t know where I’m going clearly. But yes. Um yeah, man. I was speaking to him then about meeting up again Alex cuz we met man. But I lost me GoPro, me phone, and all that. What a surprise. A lot of footage got removed cuz I put my SD card in his camera. I was like, “Let me record.” And it wiped his camera. The SD card must have been water damaged. It wiped his camera, man. So, we had no footage for a few days, man. It was sick as well. Oh my god, the pedals broke. No. Seriously, does anything else want to go wrong on this trip? Oh my. How does a pedal break? How the [ __ ] Oh, yep. It just fell off. Grace, great. Grace. This is great. I don’t even know where they’ve ended up. Some little gallon. I need water. Turn right onto Strasa. This was the only shop in the whole G. Yes, they’ve got water here 100%. Was that €13? I was like, how’s that 13? They give me glass bottles. This isn’t going to end well. This is not going to end well, is it? But who cares? I asked for a beer. They didn’t have any. They had wine. And I’m not thinking why. And I’ll be bladded. [Music] This is not going to end well, is it? Me with glass bottles. Everyone’s got mad bikes yet. None of them are trained up. There’s a robot. Oh, that is ice cold. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hey. How are you? Thank you. Good. Good. Thank you very much. I’m from England. England. England. Oo. Not so far. Not so far. No. On bike. Yes. On bike. Far. Only on bike. Only on bike. Yeah. From London. Four weeks. Yeah. Through France, Belgium, Netherland, Germany, Berlin. Last destination. October Fest. Yes. Bye. What a liar. Probably think, “What a crazy piss head.” Bye-bye. Think what a crazy piss head this fell is. I don’t know why I tell them. I don’t know. But they’ll be talking about that now. They’ll be dead happy about that. They’d be like, “Oh my god, tell all the mates we seen a crazy Englishman.” And like every time October Fest on like remember that England fan we seen pedaling to October Fest from England. Know what I mean? I’ve just implanted a memory into their head. Come on. Time to charge me phone again. Look at that. I’ve only just took me screen protector off. Yeah, you watched me about 20 minutes ago. My screen’s already cracked. I’m an idiot. Come on, man. How has that just happened, man? Right. This is on 24%. So, what I’m thinking is just take me phone off charge when me laptop dies. You know what I mean? When me laptop dies, I’m going to take my phone off charge. Someone’s going to come out in a minute. Like, why is this piss head drinking on me porch? I want someone’s front lawn. It’s nice water though. I don’t know about6 a bottle though. It’s still water in it. [Music] People put a story up right saying who’s in Berlin later. I want a pint. Some fellas messaged me. It’s called home bar Bin. He said come to mine. I think he’s got his own bar. I had a look lads. He’s got brother cider. That is top level. That’s up there with like Henry Westons and that if you get the right flavor, Henry Weston is elite. I don’t care if it’s like 8%. It’s elite cider, mate. So, I’m not even going to me. I’m going straight there. Okay, I’ve just looked on the map and it’s about 4 hours away. This fell wasn’t paying me for this publicity, but it’s 5 hours away. Um, 88 km. I’ve just said, is there any hotel in the region by you that isn’t 100 like 200? No, like 500 bar night because on Booking.com they’re all over 150 quid and I’m like I don’t really want to be paying that because tomorrow I’m going to have to stay in the same hotel. So I kind of like 100 quidish. You know what I mean? So I’ve just messaged men and waiting for him to get back to me but I might just make my way there. He’s that bad. Don’t forget though we’ve not had a drink in how long? I had one pint the other day meal and I was like yeah best leave it. Is that 88 km? That’s not how far you know. Well it is. It’s what we’ve just done again, but we were going to do that anyway. I’m waiting for him to bl him. He’s not answering, but I’ve just text him and said that brother side is getting smashed in any hotels by yours that aren’t far in Japan. I’ve al I’ve also asked them to get me some G because obviously it’s Bin and it’s legal. Come on. And he said no. He said no. Okay, Mr. Officer. There’s a little not far away. It’s half an hour away. It’s about 10 km. So, we’re going to smash it there now. It’s the only option, people. [ __ ] Like 50 mile away. This is a nightmare. This is the worst day I’ve ever had on the wife. Hello. I popped me tire. Hello. Hello. Hello. Uh, English. You speak English, boss? Okay. Bye-bye. Great. [ __ ] it, man. It’s already wrecked. I don’t know what I’m going to do. One minute. Lobby. Tires. Pops. Don’t be a knobhead. Feel bad now. I didn’t know he’s an old fell. What do we do? Well, logically we’d finish the journey. How am I getting overtook by everyone? Oh, yeah. Cuz I got a flat tire. Hey. Hey. Yeah. Sound. Hell. Hell. Joke. Logically, we finished the journey. Is it just me phone though, man? Me phone was like charged. I wouldn’t be asked cuz I’d be like, I don’t know where I’m going. It’s going to take double the time now walking. But um yeah, need a power bank. Hello. Hello. Hello. [ __ ] you. A criminal. He’s on the run. Probably a bit autistic. Maybe we might see another naked fell here pop out the woods. And I text me mate who’s German. I said, “Big man, look at this.” And he went, “That’s normal in Germany. Do you love that naked shit?” I was like, “Brother, everyone was naked in this persona.” When I went, he said, “That’s normal, bro. This is the worst day I’ve had cycling.” And it it would have been today, wouldn’t it? It 100% would have been today. Do we just give up? Do we just say sound? [ __ ] what you think. You forget next week. No, man. I just need to figure out the phone [ __ ] cuz we can walk it if your phone’s on. It’s only 50 mile. I know I say only but I just ped up most of it. I couldn’t really give a [ __ ] about the back tire, you know. Really? I’d give it away, but I don’t think anyone would accept it. I should have got a receipt off that lovely engineer that bought it off of me €20. See if you give me a refund. What a day. You bunch of pikies. You smelly [ __ ] I’m only joking. I quite like the traveling community to be honest. There’s a lot of them where I live in Stockton ones. Good lads. I think it might be time to call it quits. I can’t I need to do it. It’s just like pissing me off though. You know what I mean? Like you willy away. these kids about. Get your willie away. I’m a jogging. Show us it. Oh, he’s not even got it out. Hello. He’s not even got it out. What a guy. I think he has over there. No, he hasn’t. Oh my god. What’s going on here? He must have got him back. Mad. Something must be happening. Don’t know. I don’t really care to be honest. Not really in the mood. I’ve just bought a t-shirt and a charger. Yeah. And it cost me €55. Can you believe that? That’s about 45 quid. That’s crazy [ __ ] How have I ended up in Berlin, you ask? Well, obviously a pedal here, people. I’m not a [ __ ] okay? I’m very athletic. I got here with me bike. Okay, I’m currently in the Berlin train station. I pedal to the train station, believe it or not. I pedal here to the train station in Berlin and it’s still light outside, which means I was super fast. Leave me alone, please. Wasn’t mine. Welcome to Berlin. I want whatever she’s on. Excuse me, love. Can you direct me to the packet, man? Hello. We look alike. He’s a better looking version, though. What a guy. But anyway, let’s hope this works, man. Bloody hell. But yeah, crazy [ __ ] already. We’re in Berlin. I’m very sweaty, very hot, you know. My legs are sore. Me legs are sore. People leave me alone. I can’t believe it just cost me 55 for that. That is extortion. It come up right. He was like, “You need to wait.” My heart’s charging. That’s why. The only reason why I paid it, right, is because I said to him, “Mate, I need to get the plug off you.” And it was like it had a lock in it. You know, when you have to ask the security to get it off. So, I was like, “I’m going to pay for it anyway.” So, I’ve ripped it off. And I was like, “You can’t do that.” I said, “I’m paying for it anyway. Why can’t I do that? You weirdo. I’m paying for it.” You know what I mean? Of course I can rip it off. And he’s like, “We have to pay for it now.” I said, “Well, D, that was the [ __ ] question. I’m not going to pay for it tomorrow. Am I a dick? Idiot.” But yeah, then obviously it comes to a till and I was like, “Well, I can’t not pay it.” You know what I mean? Oh man, that t-shirt cost me €8. Oh yeah, we also got fridge magnet. Fridge magnet was only five though. We need to get We got a gym in Fridge Magnet. I ain’t staying here for long, man. The hotels are too expensive. We thought it was expensive in Amsterdam. Minimum hotel here is 150 minimum people. A hostel here, yeah, is like 30 quid, but I’m not a host now cuz people wake me up. You know what I mean? You’re coming in over a night getting pissed and all that [ __ ] keeping the noise awake, mate. I’ll beat you up. I’ll beat you up. And then there’s like alarms going off 6:00 in the morning and people aren’t waking up for them. Know what I mean? A punch in the face will wake someone up. Hello. Like honest to God, it will wake someone up. you will get woken up. So they’re just not for me. I used to love them, man. They used to be sick when you used to travel across South America. But then the people, man, people just ruin it in it for everyone. I was always the nice one, man. Oh, hello. Hello. How are you? Welcome and all that. Introducing people and then they just do me. Then they come in at 3:00 in the morning or people are setting alarms at 4 in the morning for like for for um for flights and that, you know what I mean? I ain’t got time for that, mate. Don’t wake me up at 4 in the morning. Crack. Yeah, I’m starving. I’m not getting nothing to eat in here, mates. Yeah. Anyway, come on. We Right now we’re getting on the train. I pedal to the train station in Berlin. Okay, now we’re getting on the train. I have to get on the train to go where we need to go. [Music] Hello. English. Yes. German. Good tag. German Russian. 15 1.5. Oh, yeah. Oh, I need to go up. Yeah. Yeah. What is your name? My name is Callum. Callum. Callum. Nice to meet you, brother. Callum. Callum. Callum. Kalan. Callum. Kalan. An Kan. Yeah. Yes. Bang on a man. I come from England. That’s me train. I think that’s me train. Ah, you [ __ ] Right. We missed it. We missed it. Yeah, that was it. Platform 15. She was just like, I’m proper crazy. [Music] Everyone’s nobody here, man. I was like, “Everyone’s looking. No one’s looking. He’s nobody here. Should I put my I love Bin T-shirts on?” You ready for this? Suck it, [ __ ] Sexy like a proper tourist. Now I want to make it dirty. I know that. I love Berlin. I love it. I don’t. It’s a [ __ ] hole. Is this my train? I was embarrassed in that. I wish that was recording. I missed me drain right and I put me wheel in the door. I thought it would be like, you know, when you put your wheel in like when you put your hand in the lift and the door opens. That’s what I thought would happen and it just trapped me wheel and I was like me [ __ ] wheel. I was pulling me wheel out the door. I love Berlin. Right. Turns out I got on the wrong train. So I’ve just had to get another train going the opposite way. [ __ ] I can’t believe it. So yeah, there’s only like two stops though and I was like, “Oh [ __ ] mess is going the wrong way.” I didn’t even notice it said that number though. But anyway, we’re going to Right. I don’t know how long it is. I’m going to meet that fellow in the bar. I said, I’ll come and meet you if you want that. He said, “Okay, let’s go.” Home bar. Yeah, 8.7 km before it was six. I’ve definitely gone the wrong way. Right, we made it. Oh. Oh. Oh, I don’t have a clue what that says. We’ve made it though. Hello, bro. How are you? Good, man. A for [ __ ] sake. Right. I don’t know what this fell looks like. I don’t know what his name is. I don’t know how old he is. For all I know, he could be a 60-year-old. My lucky day. What is it? This way. Excuse me. Is this the way out? Exit. Exit. What a dick. Is this the exit? Yes. Okay. Thank you. So, I’ve never met this fell. The first time I messed him today, but he messaged me. I replied, um, I don’t know what he is, what he is. I don’t know who he is. I don’t know how old he is. I don’t know what he weighs. I don’t know if he’s bald. I don’t have a clue, mate. So, we’re just going to go and eat now. He texted me first rounds on me and I was like, sad. Even though I’ve just had to get a train about 12 stops, that’s still an enticing deal. Now, the fella’s got all kinds of cider, man. Some I haven’t seen in months. When was the last time you seen brother cider abroad? It’s dead sicky. You have one and you’re finished. But um yeah, we’re going to go see him now today. Is this the exit? Excuse me. Exit. Is this the exit? Yeah. Exit. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Ferrari. Lamborghini. Yeah. Should we just damage the back wheel even more? I’d push it down the stairs. I was thinking she going to just throw it down the stairs. But like someone’s at the bottom, you know what I mean? It’s not really safe. But yeah, we’re going to go have a drink now. No shower. Ro smell like choos. But my hotel’s only opposite him. I’m getting a hostel. Okay. I haven’t stay in a hostel in months. But um it’s like 70 quid for a hostel, man. The hotels are like 200 that mate. I’m not paying that just cuz it’s one day weekend. Tomorrow they’re like 50. So I said today I’ll stay in a host. tomorrow. I’ll get a hotel in it. But the hostel’s only across from him. So give this [ __ ] I’ll just go in. I’ll have a quick pint and I’ll say, “Brother, I’ll be back very soon. I’ll go get a shower, get dressed, and we’ll get on it. I’m going to tell him. Have you ever had Colombian flu?” Look at them strawberry stands, man. They’re everywhere. I think I showed you them this morning. That was the exit, but not the exit we wanted. So, I have to go to the other side now. I should have probably looked at me map before asking people. Handsome. It wasn’t this way either. I am so confused right now. I don’t know where I’m going. It wasn’t this way. This is a This is a platform. I’m so confused. The sign it says we Anyway, I’ve just come down there and then I went up there and come back down there and it was actually this way, [ __ ] So, here we go. Why is the graffiti everywhere? Every single city I’ve been in Germany, it’s full of graffiti. How the [ __ ] has anyone got graffiti on that top floor there? That’s crazy, though. Do you ever wonder how people get up there and graffiti places and that like and when you’re on the motorway and that driving and you’re like, “Holy [ __ ] how’s someone got over there?” Hello, how are you? But yeah, man. Crazy [ __ ] But Germany’s just full of graffiti. Full of it. Every single city, man. Look at this strip here, man. Oh, dang. That’s Vietnamese. I feel like I’m in Vietnam, mate. This looks like Train Street in Illinois. Hello, sir. How are you? Good, man. I’m good. Thank you very much. K barbecue. That’s a Korean barbecue. That’s where you get your own meat and you put it on the barbecue yourself. Yeah, man. See, they’ve all got the things in the middle. This is sick. This is like a proper strip. Sorry. This is like a proper strip. This home. That might be it. It says home on it. That’s it. Aha. He’s put his hand up. He’s put his hand up. Here he is. I’m getting a warm welcome. I’m getting a warm welcome. I am sorry guys. My bad. My bad. Bloody a Hey, look at this for a warm welcome. He’s even come outside. There we go. Who’s going to rob that, bro? Hello, brother. How are you, lad? Very well. Where are you from? Buy me bike, lad. It’s brand new. This [ __ ] paid a fortune for this, bro. Looks expensive. All right, bro. Nice to meet you, man. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, Mike. Callum. You know that. Yeah. Yeah, I’ve seen your videos, right? Oh, fair enough. What do you think? Yeah. Yeah. Pedal this from England. Yeah, fair [ __ ] play. No, I’m only joking. He’s seen me videos. Look at it, Bob. I [ __ ] smashed the tire in, bro. It’s gone. Look at that, bro. Spider, man. When was the last time you seen one of them, bro? Lovely as well. Hello, brother. How are you, man? Good to meet you, bro. That was That was fun. Yeah, that was Did you hear it, bro? I Yeah, I felt that yourself. Cheers anyway, buddy. Yeah. Cheers, man. Thank you for the invite, man. Much appreciated. of love. It’s bing of love. So, it is very Berlinish. Cheers, lads. It’s getting light a bit more. Oh, yeah. That’s quite soft. Tastes like mouthwash, bro. Yeah, man. Thank you for that. Very nice. Look, he’s even got the scampy. Very nice. I said to him then all you need now is the Henry Westons and you said he used to stop then, didn’t you? Oh, the guy. scam fries and that. Hello, mate. How are you? Good. Nice to meet you, bro. Where are you from? China. China. Shishin. I’ve been to China. Just Beijing, though. I went to Universal Studios. Really? Yeah, man. Great place. I’m just going with Chinese, man. It’s first ever Scampy Fry. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? Yeah. Right. We’re on the second one. We’re on the raspberry and black flavor. this flavor, you know. Have you tried the the apple crumble one? Is it apple crumble? I didn’t know they had it. There’s like a jam rolly poly one, man. Jami. That does taste like tastes like dark fruit, smell. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. That’s a great bean. I like the coffee apple one, though. Yeah, that’s Yeah, man. Good. I told I told this landown to split the G split heels in a shot, though. Come on then, lad. Sorry about spilling your drink, man. It’s all right. I said to him, I said three little swigs, man. Like little bit medium and that. Sorry, man. You know how to split the G now bro? Right people here in the bar in Home Bar in Berlin. Man, do not forget to check my brother out. I’m trying to get him to put the um to put the bike up in the bar. I was like, Br, you can have the bike, but you have to put it up. And he was like, I’ll think about it. I was like, I’m not [ __ ] surprised. I wouldn’t put that bike up in my bedroom. It’s it’s a [ __ ] show. But anyway, people do not forget to subscribe and channel aim for 150,000 subscribers by the end of the year. Appreciate you all for 120,000. This is like the fifth one, man. I can’t believe they’ve got brothers. Get back and then. Yeah, man. Enjoy yourselves. Have fun. I don’t know. Make love, not war. Who the [ __ ] cares? Next place, people. I am currently waiting upon my upon I’m currently waiting on my visa for [Music] we’ll still be doing a video in Bing. Ebucks.