I tricked a New York designer store into closing down an entire floor for me by convincing them that I was a member of the British royal family. I can’t believe I actually worked. But why? Well, last year I technically married into the royal family and crown myself the Earl of Luton, 52nd in line to the throne. I’m Earl of Luton. So, with my newfound royalty, I hired two security guards and asked my friend to go into the designer store, which is only usually accessed by the rich and famous, and say that she was working for the Earl of Luton. I have a client from London. They were tremendously excited and immediately started to roll out the red carpet. I need a VIC room really quickly. With everything in place, ready for you, sir. It was time for me to go in and I knew I had to sell this. We’re going to live. So, I really stepped into the role and just make sure that I’m looking tiptop shape. It wasn’t long until the royal perk started flowing and the Earl of Luton was loving it. I had personal shoppers picking out the best clothes for me. I’m all about university look. And I even got some free champagne.

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  1. I grew up with southern hospitality which always starts with a bit of humility, but the thing is the bulk of my ancestry is actually Scottish nobility, some of whom within the King of Scots' very council, as well as directly descended from Brian Boru, Ireland's greatest king (hence the username). And if any anglo has something to say, just know I'm also from House Plantagenet-Agevin and I could go toe-to-toe with my cousin Charles III if I wanted to. You're lucky I don't wanna 😅.

  2. Look at America right now, does tricking an American REALLY seem like a noteworthy accomplishment? We’re not exactly at the peak of our intellectual prowess these days. Good story though. 😆

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