RIDING IN MY FIRST BIKE RACE #shorts

riding a bike in the tour de france

What’s up y’all? I’m here in Lil France and I am going to be riding a bike in La. I am so freaking excited. This has been a dream for the longest time. I am just putting on my biker outfit. Everyone comment and say slim thick. Here’s the shirt. It’s It’s more like a shirt jacket. Says to France on it. Do I look like a biker? I think I do. Wait, I guess riding a bike’s like this. So, I’m riding a bike for 30 km. In English, that’s like 18 miles. I have not ridden a bike in this. I think the last bike I remember was like two or three years ago, but it was electric. Like you didn’t have to pedal. All you did was like push a button. There’s going to be people lining them the street. Here’s my tour to France’s credentials. And this is my number I chose. Right when I picked this number, though, everyone freaking gasped and they’re like, “That’s bad luck.” That’s right. All right. The rain just started picking up the wind.