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We’re ready to see All right, good morning and welcome to day 32 of the tour. A very special day. A very, very special day. So, thank you for joining me for what will be was supposed to be yesterday the final tour. Finally into Helsinki to tie this all together as far as the touring aspect of our cycling, our bike tour through Finland. We’re going to do a lot in Helsinki once we get there. But to start the day, we’re tying the touring together. Yes. Um, sorry I didn’t start in my tent. Um, I was chatting with my host this morning and stuff like that and then uh timeline wise I’m like I got to go. So just decided to start the stream once I left. Um, so that’s our situation. Now if you look in the picture and picture you might notice that something is missing. What are we missing today? I don’t think anyone’s called it out yet. But there is something missing. Uh, and that thing that’s missing is notably Where’s the [ __ ] trailer? Is gone. I lost it. No. Uh, I was talking to them about the situation and like hotels in the city apparently can’t fit the bike and trailer. Like fit the bike, but not the trailer. And they’re like, “Oh, you just leave it here for a few days.” I’m like, “Okay.” Um because we were gonna do some like logistical mish mashing this morning to drop off stuff, but I had to like ride away from the city, drop off my bike and trailer, and then I wouldn’t even get to ride into the city until like I was leaving the city and on like Saturday or something. Anyway, now the trailer is being dropped off there, I can ride into the city. I’m very happy about that. Um Hal Tiala and along Fanta River to Helsinki is a beautiful route. It’s fake. Oh yeah, the title says solar bike tour. No, I’m lying. I’m a bad person. Okay. Okay. If I tell Google just take me into the city, where do they take me? Through the woods. Where’s the river? Oh, east. I just got a lot. So, I think the woods riding will be fine. We go into the the central park here. That’ll be nice. Deal with the sound on the ferris wheel. I heard that’s not happening. No, it’s happening today at 6 uh p.m. local time. Don’t worry, Slacky. You paid for it. Thank you. By the way, we’re doing it. Uh the only thing that changed is as of yesterday evening, TA decided to join as well. So, it’ll be me, TA, and we have a local guide showing us around some places. Yeah. Yeah. Um I I left so quickly I didn’t even put my bib on. So, I’m going to go over there, take my shirt off so I can put my bib shorts on properly, and then we can ride into the city. You make the house yesterday like we were closed but Yeah. No, we stopped just before I said that’s like 8:00 a.m. here. Who was awake at 8:00 a.m.? Good point. Actually, I got up then because the sun shone into my tent. Speaking of which, I I like the new tent. It is like a surface area like fairly wide, which will like at times be a pain in the butthole, but because it’s got two vestibules on each side. If I just had one, it would be a normal 1% with a double vestibule thing. And they’re pretty big vestibules make it have a pretty big surface there. Anyway, I like all those features except for like in my mind I’m like I’d rather just have one vestibule and it be smaller footprint. Y this isn’t turned on. Power just for chocolate. Uh plus chocolate milk already in Finland. Uh, Pave thinks for the 3 months uh, plus chocolate milk. I’ve had value play the whole time. Like the tent overall. Yeah, I think it has some like great design features. I’m curious like to muck about with a few of them to like find a system that works really well for me. Um but uh yeah like it took me out cover and you mean actual human shared vampires. Human shaped vampires. That’s exciting. I’m into that. Um they provide a nice wind tunnel when it’s really warm. That’s true. Like there’s pros to it, but like I I just like go into dense bushes and there will be times where I’m just like my tent’s too big. And I’ll be annoyed at that point. But many other times I’ll be like, “This tent’s wonderful. Plus, it’s less sugar.” I like sugar. Sugar is usable energy. I want to start riding because I uh I haven’t eaten either, but I just want to get closer to the city here because we have like stuff going on today and that stuff goes on in the city. Oh, plus the same bit more protein. Wasn’t it like a€1 more expensive for the same like liter of buffalo milk? Cuz I picked it up. I’m like, “Ooh, more protein. That’s good. I like protein.” And then it was like a dollar something more expensive. I like. No, I’ll stick to the OG. No trailers. Weird. I need to change the title though, so I’m not a liar. These are some nice woods. Dude, tipped $20. Thank you. So begins the last stretch in Finland. Doomed to travel just like on the very first day. Dude, yes, dude. Thank you for the $20. Starting the day some tunes to ride us into Helsinki Center. [Music] It’s beautiful. night. Let me say I don’t call me [Music] [Music] So yeah, this is called Central Park. And I’m like, it doesn’t feel like we’re in Central, but it’s just like so big. It just sprawls. Definitely camp somewhere in here. This is initially where we’re going to be camping. Actually, somewhere in these woods. [Music] It’s a car. Okay. [Music] Night in the new tent. I slept well. Like it was late one and I called Sarah and stuff after the stream. So I got woken up by the sun in the morning. Of course the center now. Yeah. Heading that way. I haven’t eaten. Um I was offered food but I was at that point like I got to go. So maybe I get to the center, I’ll be able to quickly uh find something [Music] to get in my stomach. [Music] Doesn’t the intense smell beautiful. It actually is like Sometimes like with like synthetic materials when they’re straight from the factory, it’s quite strong, but it barely smell like anything actually. 26 minutes in biking. Yeah, we had a different start today just due to circumstances. [Music] Missing the panel. Oh, I knew I forgot something. [Music] short list cosplay options for yourself that you like. Well, me liking it I feel like is like fairly low down the list of important things or what I’m going to end up wearing. Um, what’s our short list? It was okay. Give fish up. All right, cool. uh only see trees for the rest of the journey in this full-on city all of a sudden. That’s kind of a cool entry. We don’t just see like suburbs for a while. Good pace on that kid. I dropped him. Don’t even lighter. A feels weird without the trailer. Oh, this is so nice to have in the city. But yeah, I could see me getting very lost in here if I didn’t have my GPS guiding me through Oh. Wow. Really nice. A lovely day again. Yeah, I think they have like a heat warning or something for Helsinki. Like to be fair, a heat warning for Finland is different than some other places, but it’s going to be toasty. That’s the highway. [Applause] another bridge. Look at this guy. What are we over now? That small road. Looks like this way. Visit uh feeling visiting a friend close to me. South Van. Yes, we are. Cuz I don’t know when I actually cross into what would be considered Helsinki, but it’s probably soon. plans for today. So, ride into the city, find some kind of thing that feels like a finish line for touring through Finland here. Um, find some food and then drop the bike and get ready to like explore. We’re having a a local guide us around for a few things. Uh I think he’s going to drive around and like show some of the different sites of the city and then at some point Tanya we’ll show up. We’re eating and then uh sky sauna and then I don’t know what’s after that. I’m probably missing a few things or making up things. But anyway, there’s quite a bit going on. our Tanya quit. Snip snap. Tanya snip snap. Can’t keep going back and forth. happened to the trailer. I threw it in a ravine. the people who are roasting me. Uh I was telling them about the logistics of what you doing lame, man. I think he just bonked. He’s got some with him. Um, I was telling them about how like it’s hard for us to find space for the bike and trailer when we’re in cities. They’re like, “Oh, just leave the trailer here.” So, I did. Have you considered uh getting a bike trailer to transport all your electronics and stuff? No. That’s a stupid idea. I don’t want a trailer. It would make the bike really long, heavy, and unwieldy. And if I ever had to like go into a city to do stuff, a trailer would just be a big pain in the butt. 61 LLP just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Uh, chill pill with the 8-month Prime. Thank you very much. Oh, can you just like do you get assigned like a plot in this garden and you just grow stuff? have a solar panel to charge your stuff, man. Solar panels, they they just they’re any good. They don’t do anything. I don’t think solar panel could charge all the stuff I need charge. Children’s car and trailers come past every now and then here in Helsinki. The children should be putting in work. They’re lazy and I don’t approve of that laziness. If it’s a trailong bike where you attach like kind of a little trail on bike and the kid pedals at the same time, sure. But just a child carrier. Get those lazy kids out of here. Esa have just resubscribed for 19 months. H e shop our electronic sheet. Thank you for the 19 months. Get soft. You didn’t get very much. How’s the new tent? I like it. The footprint of the tent is a lot larger is going to be the one thing that annoys me at times. You get a lot of benefits with that bigger footprint and oh my lord and many other features that comes with but when I’m finding a random bit of woods to camp in sometimes I don’t have much real estate to work with. Should [Music] have just camped under this bridge. Feels really nice in the shade right now in the sun. Getting a little warm. New tent. Easy to pack. Yeah, I just rolled it up and shoved it in the stuff sack. Seemed easy enough. anonymous $55. Thank you. Anonymous. Thank you very much. Fiverr. That guy’s going very picking. Excellent. I’m the one that’s Wait. Up or down? They probably reconnect. Yeah, we’re fine. Okay. Good luck getting to the Helsinki. We’re like probably technically within the city limits now. Might not look, but probably are. Yes, it’s Helsinki. Hey, we made it. really doesn’t feel it cuz we’re just in the woods, which I love being in the woods. But when I think of like, you know, the country’s like big major city, this nice natural bit of woods is not what I think of. Feel like if I lived here, I’d come here a lot. [Music] It’s even like a horse specific path here. It said no bikes, but horses are okay. There’s like a horse jumping thing. Interesting. I got recommended a spot. I should uh update my GPS to a nice ending point. Horse past two stable or horse pastures too in these woods is there. That’s cool. So it’s not the horse path. But I like these like I guess like communal gardens. Good spot. Second path. Yeah, it’s in great shape. gravel roads better than a lot of asphalt roads. Yes, it very much is. So, I was talking about like good gravel. This isn’t paved. It’s just somehow really smooth gravel. I remember when Sarah and I were doing the tandem tour through Europe, like a lot of the um Eura routes were on converted railway lines and they had like this really fine crushed gravel that was smooth like this and it’s just like just enjoyable to ride on. Like it’s dustier, your bike gets more mucked up, but like it ain’t a big deal. [Music] Is that good? might have to come tomorrow. But the sky sound I thought you already booked and stuff smoking cyclist. Well, I don’t have my trailer right now, so I’m freaking elite. Got afraid of sauna, I think. So work is being worked. That’s lame. You should just quit. Rebecca, let me quit. See, that’s the spirit. [Music] Get me another staff member. Uh, sure. Who wants to work for Tanya? Who wants to be Tanya’s slave? so fast. Look at that kid saying I was going so fast. See, I am speed. [Music] [Music] Bad route. Oh, Google Maps lady ruined it. Ah, bike. Don’t skip gears on me like that. Do not turn left from the next one. Oh, too late. I do actually want to stop and see cuz I just clicked on like Helsinki as a whole. Um, and that’s it’s taking me there, but water ahead. Just turn right to go around it or left. Ei other words, right side is better view. Hold up. Oh, I see that. No, it’s taking me on the right side anyway. We’ll let this navigate here and then once we see more cityish stuff for the side video. Okay. Yes, we’re going on the right side. through the other side. Small two level of sauce there. That sounds tempting. I do have to get through it at some point here. That’s one of the best roller coasters in the world. Really? I like roller coasters. It doesn’t work that well on stream. wooden roller coaster. I was like the roller coasters that you know flipped and corkcrew and stuff from 51 and it’s considered one of the best in the world or is it just like historic [Music] two roller coes. One is good, the other is good. [Music] has to go down there. And I can get by the water. That sounds nice. This is this Am I allowed down here? I’ll go slow. I’m sure it’s fine. See, this just looks peaceful. Like I don’t need a code sent to your phone. Yeah, sure. One sec. Let me find a shady bush. Oh, okay. That would have just connected down here. I think this is technically a pedestrian only spot, but it couldn’t reconnects up here anyway. I hope you’re well. Inspired me to start commuting to work. Cool. Thanks. Um, third comments, any tips for ass pain? Is it those pants the soft part in it? So yeah, I wear bibs, so there is some padding. It could be your saddle isn’t great for your butt either. I don’t know how long you’ve been doing it. Sometimes you just need a little bit of time. Yes, butt pain is a pretty normal part of going from zero riding to lots of riding. Um, but yeah, for some people until they find the right saddle, the pain just persists. So, I’m not sure what type of saddle you have, but might not just might not agree with your butt. There’s a Kunin monument here. Does he have bird poop all over his head, too, like the last one we saw? Heat. Heat. Oh, was that supposed to turn there? I don’t know where Kek. I don’t see him forward. That’s where I’m going. I’m always going forward. Okay, I do need to stop. Tony needs a a thingy. Okay. Um, Tanya, what code do you need? Is Is Tanya here still? Did she leave? I stopped to help you and now I’m all alone. She quit yet again. The heck? What do you need? Okay, she’s literally not here. What the heck now? I got to fire her before she quits again. Also, while I’m here, I do want to change my destination cuz it’s randomly just like a point in Helsinki. That doesn’t mean anything, I think. Um, okay. Cuz like in my head like getting to a coast would be nice. Think someone said cathedral would be a good spot to What about topless tanning for ladies? you’re feeling kind of near a beach. I’d be worried. See, when I was elsewhere in Finland, people say that Finnish people don’t do that. I You need my cell phone. Can I not just give you a wait like a twofa like the um the the app one? I have to like find that cell phone, turn it on because it’s just like I don’t use it. Is there another one that’s like use another method You don’t have it. Well, it’s like locked away in a bag somewhere and I have to turn it on. This is going to be a process. So, I don’t have it cuz the phone is turned off in a bag tucked away. You know what I’m saying? I don’t have my Canadian SIM card in my streaming phones because it doesn’t work very well. It’s not urgent. Okay. We have coffee. No. And now Tanya’s asking me to bring a phone out that I don’t use. Okay. [Music] Okay, let’s let’s go past there and then there’s waterfront near there. Start outrageous behavior. Exactly. I got to pull out a phone. Ask a lot too much. Is the ETA for Sarah? Wait, Sarah’s coming though. Is she going to sky s with us, too? Get the whole posi together for a nice sky sauna. As far as I know, she’s riding her bike through Ireland for at least another month. Unless this the Sarah we uh sound rafted with is coming too. I mean the stream me and Sarah have a one-on-one intercom going at 24 hours a day. Let me just Yeah, Sarah, random person in my chat wants to know when you’re starting your spring. Can you like give me a approximate ETA on that? It’s very important to them. [ __ ] off. Why? Why you got to be so mean? I think Sarah’s tired and she’s sleeping. Yeah, Sarah doesn’t swear on stream, but she uh curses like a sailor in real life. Oh, KPMG. I could become an accountant. Whoa. Is this a bike tunnel? Neat. Oh yeah. infrastructure. Is this not multi-use? I was just trying to hang out on the right side and the guy’s like, “No, the whole thing.” [Music] What? Food delivery on one of those things. That’s fun. leaving center. I want to get to the coast. I think we’re seeing a cathedral then and that’s by the coast. I want to see some water cuz that feels like a nice point to be like, “All right, we made it. You’re going to get [Laughter] It’s really hard to get chat navigation in cities because like there’s enough of a delay that like this really just doesn’t work that simply. This path looks too busy. Cobblestone. Oh no. I’m just stress testing the new backracked camera mount setup. Heat. Heat. You are the people. Looks like people are like looking at a viewpoint up there. Yeah. Tickets from the visitors center. I’m riding up this ramp. You’re going to get mad at me. [Music] The seagull’s having a freaking great time. Garbage cans. There’s a nice square here. Who’s that guy? Check. Arrive after midnight today. See you stream tomorrow. What the heck, Tanya? Oh, that’s a nice patio. Do they anyone have food over there? You got beers. That’s a snack. Title change. Oh, that’s probably what Tanya wanted to do. We do need to change the title. Can you see the sound of me? I can. Oh my god, guys. Our first glimpse. Oh sh of our sky sauna. Um, sir, could you not? Yeah. [Music] This is the guy being all dramatic. Okay. Um, I just want to get to the coast and then we have to start sorting out bike and stuff. No. [Music] Jesus, dude. Look, the platter of veggies and potatoes and garlic sauce from the marketplace. It’s 500 meters down the hill. Can I bring my bike with me? So what what’s it called? Just down the hill a bit more down like straight where we’re facing. Guide me. straight. Yeah. Well, okay. I got to get it. Oh, seagull content. To be fair, I did the same thing. So, change title. I don’t want to sit here and change my titles and all my things. So, there’s a mod I can change it. I’m just taking it in. I know. We’re not in the downtown now. I know. [Music] Back to the cobble life. [Applause] Wait, am I just going straight? I have no idea where I’m going. [Music] Yeah, this is a struggle. [Music] Straight. Can’t miss it. Have you watched the stream? I can miss everything. Anything. I’m fully capable of missing a lot. [Music] Jesus. center. [Music] So bumpy. Go partway, but like my bike’s kind of big. And these are tram tracks. really really not supposed to drive amongst pedestrians. Fight me. Am I going so fast that I’m just like a imminent danger to everyone around me? It’s green. Yeah, but there’s just not really much space on that little island before it’s red. Look beyond. Now I can go. I’m guessing this is the market place. The exact reason bikers aren’t biking very much because a bike goes the exact same speed as a pedestrian when it’s getting shocked and rattled by cobblestone. That’s the president’s castle. That’s cool. Only here for the mucus. The mucus. Oh, yum. anonymous tip $5. Thank you. What am I looking for? Also, you guys are embarrassing me. City. That was horrible. I want to give you your money back. Rewind time. So that never happened. But like I like Okay, now I’m in a market. What am I supposed to get? How am I supposed to find what I’m supposed to get? Hamburgery. Hamburgery. You like awkward though? H extra muku. What? Just like ask everyone I see. Mu. Oh, it’s a fish. Haven’t I had that fish? The little one. Okay, I think I got Mu here. I’m going loop around. Yeah, this place got the move. [Music] All right, I can park the bike here and just stare at it cuz we’re going to be right there. [Music] Take inbite. What do you mean take inbite? [Music] Okay, this brain damage like We’re literally going to be right here. Right here. [Music] One sec. I I see that. I heard it. I didn’t hear the extent of it. Okay. King Goits, are you a Helsinki city boy? I guess so. right now. Like I’m going to be literally right there. Right there. Hello, mister. What can I get you? Um people said like the fish here like the mo or how do you say it? Mo. Yes. So we have the one and only fresh muk this morning. We came to the right place. It’s that and like potatoes or what is it usually? We have either a plate with potatoes and salad or just by the mo by itself with the house starter mayonnaise. Okay. Let’s do the with the potatoes and salad, please. Yes. All right. Wonderful. Anything to drink with that? Uh no, thank you. All right. So that would be €15, please. Sure. There you go. Thank you. Do you need a receipt, sir? No, thank you. Thank you. You can find all the cutlery in the napkins you might need to the left of you and the food will be right up. So, don’t escape before. Okay. Don’t escape before you got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. It’s the way we keep on track who has their Okay. Yeah. [Music] [Music] I’m looking I’m looking at my bike. You’ll be okay. So you say the only place with fresh, it’s like everywhere else that’s frozen. Yes. Um you see uh when you spot them with their head still, you can see that it’s got it head. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz if you fish them in January, they’re so small and their intestines are like or the bowels are empty. You don’t need to dump them and you cut the cost of the the production, but you also cut the deliciousness, I think. Well, I appreciate. Thank you very much. Where you? I started in the Arctic Circle in FSO and now I’m going to like Estonia, Latia, Lithuania. So, nice. All right. Anyway, this will do me well. Are you streaming? Yeah. Do you know Twitch? Yeah. Yeah. Challenger is called Hitch. Hi T. All right. If you want to find it, we’ll check. We’ll check it. Sounds good. Thank you, though. I’ll need it. All right, guys. You can stare at the bike. You are now my security. All right. Should I bring the bike with me? The bike might be gone. I can’t tell. [Music] Did you know Twitch before streaming? Yes. Yes, I did. I used to watch some gaming stuff back in the day when I was in college. A much earlier era. Anyway, there’s a big plate of mu muku. or delete the solar panel. I got rid of it. I went on the interwebs to the social medias to the unbiased social media platform X and everyone on there had very interesting views and they said renewable energy is the devil. And I’m like, I don’t want to be dragging the devil around with me. Um, so I burnt it in a ceremonial way to burn the devil. Uh, where do I want to put this? [Music] I think they wrote it in the Bible. The only cow or generation that is godly is burning fossil fuels, which I think makes sense. Jesus was a capitalist. Oh, those are really good. Eat muku with hand. Oh, that’s fair. I’m going to All right. Come on, guys. Good. I really like the fish and the sauce goes well with it. Some kind of tartar-ish sauce, I guess. Don’t eat the bones. Yeah. They’re good for you. Coffee. I was just going to bring a drink, but I forgot to bring a drink. I’m going to go get a drink. Don’t let anyone steal you. It was capsu. I’m being Wow. If you cry wolf enough, no one’s going to care anymore. Yeah. plan for today. So after this, we’ll just look at this coastal thing a little bit. I got to drop my bike off at where I’m staying and then we’re getting a city tour. [Applause] Oh, Sarah’s here. Nice. Sarah camped last night, too. Which one of you? We picked the time. I think it’s Friday evening, but we haven’t picked a a spot. I don’t think it’s been official yet. First night reviewing the 10. How was it? Uh, no. It’s nice. Has lots of nice features that were like annoying on my Zpek. Zpack’s like made a bunch of like cho design choices to save weight in kind of like annoying ways. And I’m like I would have appreciated like a little mixture like really lightweight but like I can add a couple grams to have like a zipper for the fly rather than this weird like latching system that they have. But anyway, um the only thing I don’t like about it that’s I know I will have issues with at times is how big the footprint is because it’s uh got a double vestibule on both sides. When it’s staked out, it’s actually wide. You got a spot for the bike? Um, just the hotel I’m staying at. Really? Tony talked to them and said I can bring my bike to the hotel room, but like the trailer would be too big, of course. putting a whole fish in your mouth. You got a problem with that? What’s the right percentage of fish to insert into your mouth in one time? It’s easy to take Metro. I still isn’t easy with a loaded touring bike. That [ __ ] ain’t fun. I’ve done it. It’s not nice. I like these fish. Like they’re small enough that I can’t really like I’m not getting like poked by the bones really. So, that’s nice. Um, the flavor is pretty neutral, like white fish. Um, but that’s nice. They’re kind of like fried in a way that’s like not like battered and fried, but got a little crunch to them. And the sauce is great. What’s the sauce? Tarteres. [Music] It’s just coated in flour and bread cuz yeah, it’s got like crisp without it being like a like a a proper batter, I guess, if that makes sense. And they don’t like cheap out on the fish portions like that. The fish was like piled mile high here which I appreciate. [Music] Oh, it’s hot. It’s hot. ice cream. All right. So after this I do get the bike checked in cuz I’m supposed to do some tour or like some like a tour of the city. I’m glad you just sent me guys here. Actually sent me guys. I’m glad you guys sent me here. I like that. You got protein from the fish. We got carbs from the potatoes. Brain stuff to make me feel healthier. meal. A bike tour friendly meal. Is that good volume? I think given the circumstances like Yeah. Like so. And like the fish is just like kind of like dense and heavy. The potatoes are like dense and heavy. It’ll fill your stomach. Yeah. All right. [Music] [ __ ] Germans everywhere. [Music] Broch. [Music] I don’t know what you guys are doing in chat. I lost the the plot here. It’s okay. Chad’s having a hockey fight. Oh, nice. All right. hockey fights. As a childhood Vancouver Conucks fan, [ __ ] Boston. That’s all I have to say about that. I sat a year on that brook saddle. After one 200 km trip, my house was done and I had to replace it. You sat a year on that brick set. You just didn’t like the brick saddle. I like the brick saddle, but I haven’t used many other saddles. So, maybe there’s one that I’d like more. Okay, we’re good. Um, let’s get back on the bike and get to my hotel. We’ll see a lot of this stuff. So, we’re going to tour the city in a vehicle. So, let me see where I’m staying. Back north. popular. [Music] Okay. Come closer. Come closer. Okay. I’m still kind of hungry. That’s okay. I’ll survive. [Music] Limbo girl just resubscribed for two months. Limbo girl, thanks for the twomon reset. Appreciate it. Boom. [Music] [Music] Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. I just stuck my toe on a corner of a metal table. It’s weird not having the solar panel trailer. So used to it. They coming. [Music] Someone to help you on the outfit thing. Well, we have to go shopping or figure out something for the cosplay thing if that’s what you’re talking about. You guys want to eat lunch in one of these tents afterwards? Not right now. I hear North American accent. What are you doing out here? Huh? I am the North American tourist. There can only be one. Okay. Um, connect. There it is. Now that I’m out of that tent, I’m getting like a coastal breeze and it feels nice, man. Okay. So, um I got to go. We’re taking the coastal route back around to get to my hotel. Uh so, we’re going to check out a lot of places. So, if you’re like, “Ah, you’re down here and you didn’t see this.” Like, you’re a horrible tourist. You should tourist the way I tell you to. Don’t worry. We’ll probably tourist the way you want to at some point later on. Wow. All right, let’s go over here. All right. So, if you look to my 1:00, there is our sky sauna. Freak yeah, that’s exciting. Maybe look to my 11 clock apparently. Is that the where the president does presidenting things? See, I can make it as a tour guide. Vint allowed to be here. Look at the sign. It’s got the blue pedestrian and bike symbol on it. How does this work? Supposed to go that way. But this says to go that way. Maybe this work. Just push it. Ah, I see. Just had to loop around due to some construction. I forgot to plug in my stuff. where and show that sidewalk roof box. Oh, this is nice. I like this. Heat. Heat. All right. Bringing up the G wagon for is what? They got a G wagon. Okay. It was pretty nice to not have the trailer as we were doing this right now. Like this whole like city navigating thing with the trailer would have been a disaster. Like the market with the trailer. That would have sucked. Where you going? Drop off my bike at where I’m staying for my time here in Helsinki Hotel. And then uh we’re getting picked up, it seems, and going on a tour in some kind of vehicle. Which hotel? I don’t know. The one I put in my GPS. We’ll see you in a second. Hitch. Oh my god. H what? Like was that just they’re randomly riding around and they recognize me or did they like like we’re going to drive past and like Helsinkiki summer boy style topless left apparently. Go gadget. You see they’re going to snipe you earlier. There’ll be so much opportunity just to snipe me. Um Oh, I’m like I’m in Helsinki for today’s Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. Feel strange with the trailer. The whole like balance of the bike feels different. I don’t have this weird tail that like has its own momentum and stuff. Not used to it. Like it’s it’s easier to be fair. Like it feels good, but like it definitely is different, right? Yeah. What’s a sky sauna? It’s a sound in the sky. Is that not descriptive? It’s a ferris wheel, but some of the ferris wheel like compartments are a sauna. I’m confused. Is this not a bike? Looks like a bike. Oh, that’s cute. Heat. Heat. [Music] Yeah, I think I’m here. Hopefully when Tanya called about bringing the bike in, they got someone that knew what was going on. They said probably couldn’t bring the trailer if I could bring my bike in. [Music] Well, we’re about to find out. But start this off. Let’s get this lower. I was thinking already we are [Music] um okay so for check-in stuff uh it’s all like IDs and stuff so let’s not do that um so you guys will be in privacy mode um but then I’ll get into the hotel and then I’ll I didn’t shower last night this morning. So, I may want to try to cook a shower. I’m just going to be like, “Oh, everything’s delayed.” But, uh, yeah. So, not privacy, but you get clips. I wish privacy wasn’t set to like the past 6 months. I wish it was just all my clips. I don’t know who said that. So, if you’re watching, can you make it all the clips? Anyway, get some hitchhiking thrown in there. All right. [Music] I can do that. Would you put a dick on your forehead for 20 grand? No. That’s too far. I’ll get a cord. That was awesome. Would you put a dick on your leg for 20? Cuz forehead is too obvious. You can hide something on your If it was a tasteful penis. Yeah. A tasteful penis. I’d go, “Sure.” And then you write dick. Oh, okay. Yeah, cuz that’s my dad’s name. Yeah. No. Going backwards. Pretty sure you dropped something. I don’t think so. Oh, I did. Cable. Thank you. Who said that? Mad Head. Thank you very much. Good eye [Music] recommend any backpack for traveling. Historically, I’m a big Osprey fan. I think they make good backpacks. This is a Zpack backpack cuz like my Osprey bag’s like 5 lbs. This one’s two. I was just trying to like switch to our cable saver. Welld deserved. Dr. Nerd Rage, thanks for the gifted sub. Right on. No way for anyone anyone to go this far down the A7. Did I go yourself? Yep. Yeah. Count me in. All right. So, we can do one, two, three. All right. One, two, three. Go. Or one, two, one, two, and three. Okay. All right. All right. Yeah. One, two, and three. [Music] It’s hurting my balls. The harness. I should have adjusted. All right. Prepare for the bright. [Music] Oh my balls. All right. Platform. All right. Yeah. I should have adjusted the harness first, though. D. Have a nice one. Thanks. That’s for me, I think. Oh, that was wonderful. We got the Norwegian flag out. Wasn’t sure if he wanted to talk or not, but he’s like, “Have a nice ride.” Am I all right? Right on. [Applause] Think I saw like in Laughlin like they did races where like reindeer. Yeah. Yeah. And skis and yo. So that kind of stuff. Boy, Pu is like grown up already. So Pu also was a baby when we first came. Walk away. Will they? Yeah. Oh, yeah. They’re food motivated. Like me. Well, I’m very food motivated. Yeah. Like if if somebody did your place and like is there food because I’m food motivated. Well, we did promise you food. So, we had some good food. Oh, look at the mayhem. See, we had moose. You’re not a moose, though. No, it’s Yeah, it’s the reindeer baby. And there is a new reindeer baby there over there. That’s a two week old reindeer baby. Two week old baby reindeer. Um, the gain meat platter virtual sauna. [Music] Is it VR sound? Hold up. Okay, hold up, guys. I got to see. I know what the sound is like, so I got to try the VR sound. See if it’s the real deal. 50 grams. I think a hammock setup will struggle to beat that. That’s pass you. All right, prepare yourselves. The Swiss have arrived. I’m the northernmost streamer on Real Time IRL. Let’s celebrate my broken bell. Yeah. [Music] Cinch [Music] in cacon. Hi. Hey. Hey. Hey, hey, my skin just looking at the trailer. No, no, no. No. What? [Music] He’s just taking a picture. No. He tried to like give it to me, but he just like sprayed me with Fanta instead. Dude, it’s a can. It’s going to puncture. It’s all over my [ __ ] And it’s Fanta. What do I have? I got wet wipes. I need to clean that up. Sorry, I’m distracted by reindeer just hanging out with me. Um, what else do I need? Oh, so there’s still two in there. All right, there they go. Oh, they got collars on them. They’re fully like Yeah. Hey, where are you heading to? Lulule. Oh, you are? Oh, swick. Uh, all right. Yeah, I make a live video documentary about what it’s like to hitchhike. I have a camera with me. I don’t have to point it at you. Is it okay to have in the car? Yeah, it’s fine. It’s okay. All right, cool. That was fast. In the back seat. Back seat. Okay. Thank you, man. That was fast. Thank you. [ __ ] Why was that so close? All right. Well, thank you for stopping Are you going? Yeah, let’s do it. Hey, how you Doing all right. And you? Good. Yeah. You going a long way? Uh, yeah. Like to Baltics. So, Estonia, Lithuania. Yeah. Where are you? Nord came there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. One front, one back. I make a live stream of uh the bike tour. So, all right. So, it’s on now. Yeah, we’re live. There’s like a whole chat room and stuff over here. All right. Yeah, fair enough. And you going all the way to Nordcap? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I started in South Africa. What? What? No way. 9 months. Nine months from South Africa. What route did you take to Africa? I I could like talk to you for like hours about trying to get anywhere. Um stuff though. Yeah. As well. What’s that? You’re hiking as well. You Yeah, this is two-part trip. I flew to Tomo, Norway, and then I hitchhiked to um the Netherlands for a convention and then flew back cuz my bike was parked in Tomo and then started my bike tour. So, I’m sure there’s like several clips from that ride. Anybody find any? I’m not going to go through all my clips right now, but someone here might be able to help you. Sorry. spoke about visiting China. Did he left lane as long as there’s another side? up. I should let it melt in my mouth. It does good. I’ll try. Yeah, let’s go. I like um since it’s cold out, the chocolate’s quite hard and it takes a while before you like really get the melty chocolatiness going on in your mouth. So, it’s like you got to like let it like process a bit and then let it sit in your mouth for a while before you really get the flavor. Roads. Take me home to place. [ __ ] you. I belong. West Virginia. [ __ ] off my take home country road all the gather around me. [ __ ] those flies. They can all go die. They all want to drink all of my blood, but I don’t want to share. I need all my blood. What [ __ ] road is this? I almost didn’t stream today because it’s supposed to snow and I’m like, I don’t want my first day to be snow. I’m really happy I did. It’s been a really good day. I got two like awesome rides. Those two rides came quickly and like just reminded me how much I like doing this. A lot of the past seven months I haven’t been in a great state. Um so anyway, it means a lot to me to come back and have everyone be so positive on my first day back in seven, eight months. Um anyway, thank you for being here everyone. I really appreciate theunds for months. That’s very kind of you. Thank you. Let’s finish setting up this tent so I can get cozy inside. Oh, I’m going to sleep so good, I think. Love camping. [Music] I want to bring my phone. I’m gonna put you guys the clips don’t work. My my stepb brother here. You want to say something? Yeah. What you got, Lars? Lars. Lars, say something to Come on, Lars. This is your moment. Okay, let’s go alcohol drinking. Let’s go alcohol drinking. Big words. Come on. Was that [Laughter] He tried to like give it to me, but he just like sprayed me with Fanta instead. Dude, it’s a can. It’s going to puncture. It’s all over my [ __ ] And it’s Fanta. Oh, it’s okay. Coffee tea. Uh, coffee. Coffee. Milk? Uh, no. It’s okay. No milk. It’s all good. Drip. All right. Um, how much? You’re welcome. Really? Yes. You’re welcome. Thank you so much. That’s so kind of you. Thank you for the coffee and the donut. Yes. Thank you. Wow. Free coffee and donut. We have 2,000 viewers. What the [ __ ] man? You want to say hi? You want to say hi? Yeah. Hello, stream. Do you stream or you just know Twitch? No, I just know Twitch. Yeah. Are you guys on a road trip or do you live here? No, we live here. Oh, okay. It’s nice city. Is it nice city? Yeah. What does it have going on? That much. Well, you’re not selling it really well. Like a six. Come on. I got to the middle. What do you think I guess? So yeah, city life dogs to Arctic Wilderness sled dogs. Are do those work as that? Do you like do you sled dog or you really? Yeah. Wow, that’s such a change for city life. I love it. Oh, you know what we didn’t do? I’m like, what’s your dog’s name? What’s your name? Yeah, that’s true. We didn’t introduce ourselves. I’m Ariana. Ariana? Yeah, I’m Trevor. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. But I think that’s pretty common people. Alex Old Pred 100 bits. I hate to say it, but I think your sickness made you shrink. You might want to see a doctor about shrinkage. Norway is cold. Shrinkage comes naturally. Just seeing the hearts. I appreciate it, guys. Okay. But I I still really want to figure out why this is not working. Maybe I’ll restart this phone entirely. [Music] I can’t use it anymore. Getting dark to see [Music] knocking on heaven door. Knock knock on door. [Music] Knock knock knock on heaven door. [Music] Knock knock knock on heaven door. All right. Sorry about that. We’re back. We’re back. Um, sorry. I didn’t book this. It’s already booked for me. And then I went there. I’m like, my name was added to the booking and they’re like, we don’t see it. And uh anyway, had to coordinate some stuff. We got a bike in a room. Yeah. 2 hours later. What do you [ __ ] want from me? It takes as long as it takes. It’s not like I was just being like, h this is the life. I’m just going to go in privacy mode for as long as I feel like it. Yeah. No, that’s how long it took. Um, okay. I’m We’re going to do some city stuff things, but I need to like not be in my cycling kit. Um, and I should shower. Like, what happened to my toes? Feet warning. What’s going on here? Why is that like that? Anyway, I’m kind of disheveled. [Music] I think it’s like chain oil or something like that. And there’s someone in the room. Unfortunately, no. Unfortunately, no. Uh, so like I got to shower and stuff. I know it’s not interesting for you guys. Um, we can have power on. Batteries high. Your device is connected. Cuz like as soon as I shower and stuff like that, we’re supposed to get like picked up or something and shown around the city. Yeah, looks like a scandic. Look at you guys in your hotel knowledges. Um, but anyway, it’s kind of become a thing that you guys hang out in the cuck chair. Here’s the cuck chair and I quickly shower because we’ve done a few of these city days lately. And then you guys can meme. Let’s see if this is at appropriate level for your memeing. [Music] Limbo girl just resubscribed for two months. That’s probably good. Um, so yeah, you guys hang up there. Do whatever you guys do. Yeah, you guys know the drill. Um, I got to show I got to like get put together a little bit. I’ll be back. I should plug these in while I’m actually showering. So the charge is going to leave it. No window of view. You get the [ __ ] chair view. the mirror. What is it? What about here? It’ll be fine. always turns TV on for [ __ ] Isn’t that showing like copyrighted stuff? Put the hotel channel on the TV. Well, I don’t know what’s going to show up when I turn it on. Someone who does like a personalized thing. Fine. I can connect with this TV. It doesn’t want us to miss breakfast. Try one of our new workout videos. You guys can work out. Okay. I I got to show. So, I’ll be right back. You guys can look at the branding advertisements. Have fun or play music or whatever you guys want to do. Wait, need a change of clothes, which are somewhere here. That is the 5 cents I was given. on a bike. [Music] It’s a boy’s shower tick. I actually got to clean myself. I don’t get a shower every day. How’s the TV? Is it really exciting? I’m glad you asked me to turn it on. On channel 6. What’s on channel 6? Am I even allowed to show that? Cuz if someone owns the rights to it, then I can’t really just have that be the main content on the stream. Um, okay. Hold up. Someone’s picking me up. And I don’t know how we’re going to coordinate this. It’s all right. One sec. Okay, that’s kind of shirt. It’s the same one I wore before. This is my one casual cotton t-shirt. I don’t know. Like today, maybe I’ll just wear my swim shorts and then I can just go to the sauna. It’ll get wet, but then I can leave with wet shorts cuz it’s hot today. Why are we in a hotel? Cuz I’m in Helsinki and we’re going out and doing stuff and I have to be able to put my stuff somewhere and sleep somewhere. Think plan before sweating in the sky. Yeah, I’m supposed to get like a tour of um of Helsinki in a car, I think. So, I don’t know when. In theory, that’s supposed to be like any time now. Um in theory, I’m actually late cuz things take longer than I was initially hoping. I think it’s hot. I think I should wear shorts and my sandals. That’s the fashionable thing to do. Uh staying one night or more. Uh book through Saturday because we’ve got stuff all day today, all day tomorrow. And then uh Friday is the cosplay the rope con um role playing convention and we are going to role play there. You guys, we had a sub goal. You destroyed it yesterday. I don’t even freaking know. in one go. Um, so we’re doing that now and then yeah, I have check out for Saturday. So depending on how hard we go because I also Friday is the viewer meet up which will be the evening after the role playing convention. Um, depends how fun how much fun we have. I might need a day off on Saturday. We’ll see. Four minutes. Oh [ __ ] I got to go. I’m wearing shorts. I’m changing Hey, This sunscreen probably be good. Sunglasses. Spam hat. I need backpack. Nice hotel beans. I took apart my trailer. I’ll brought my city boots if I want them. I was like, I’m going out one night. Sandals aren’t always the nicest right now. Sandals are the nicest and that’s what we’re wearing. I like shorts. They’re comfy. needs the word that is true. I can confirm that is my impression as well. This bring a spare battery. How long will it be streaming? Why is this cable so long? Where’s the bike? Is it not in the frame? You’re staring at it. Where’s the trailer? The uh people let me crash in their backyard last night. I was talking to them this morning and uh how it’s hard to get the bike trailer safely stored in cities. Um and they’re like, “Oh, you just leave it here.” So, it’s where I was staying last night, which is nice. [Music] right here. But no rush. Everyone rush speaker. A cute doggo. That dog was a menace. A cute menace, but a menace nonetheless. I can put sunscreen on later. [Music] Big puppy said a man. It was like Yeah. up to no good perpetually. M yet. Has no one changed the title yet? Do I actually have to change my own title for my own stream? That is ridiculous. Okay. Where did I put this before? Is that my pocket? Yeah. What do we not pay the monitor for? Exactly. You know what’s up. Oops. Don’t push buttons. I need these cables. The wall behind the TV isn’t very pleasing. I don’t know, man. It’s all right. Okay. Sorry. My ride is waiting. I feel bad. Let’s go. So when in hell zy I got to got a DJI mount for my camera DJI mount. Always late. I’m never late. What do you mean? Uh yeah, [Music] I got a sneeze. Yeah. Apologies. Okay. This this this this that got one, two, three batteries, several cables, backup camera, microphones in there if I need it. Okay, should be good. Okay. Where’s your new hat? I switch between hats. Okay. found the right hotel. Uh yeah, hopefully should be fine regardless. Okay, we’ll make it work. Sunscreen. It’s in my backpack. Room key. Got my room key. That was fast. All right. Are you going to be a fair day cage? Let’s find out. Long plan to stay in Helsinki. Um, might leave Saturday. We got three full days of stuff planned. So, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday are busy busy. Thanks, What’s up? Not much. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Yeah. Um, can I be off camera, by the way? Oh, yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Missed my chance to snipe you in Seattle. Yeah. Miss my chance to snipe you in rural Wisconsin. Yeah. I was think we made it of all places. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz I’m like, this isn’t a a Finnish accent you’re hitting me with. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I live like on a block right over there. Oh, you do? Yeah. Oh, well, look at that. Uh, yeah. I figured I had to swing by and say something. You in a rush right now? Uh, I’m getting picked up. I just don’t know. They were here, but I don’t know where here means because there’s a parking lot over here. Ah, it’s probably that then. Yeah. Yeah, dude. But you’ve got a busy day and we’re going to be here for a while. So, yes. Uh, there’ll plenty opportunities if you do want to meet up at some point. There’s been a viewer meet up and then I maybe some of it will stream and some of it won’t be, but yeah. Yeah. Um, all right. I’m going to grab some groceries, but Okay. Nice to meet you. Thanks for coming by. Yeah, for sure. There’s parking inside here, too. So, I don’t know. Yeah, they’ll probably tell me where they’re at. They’re parked near the streets. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I was like, “Okay, you probably can’t park here, so I’ll have to find them somewhere.” All right, dude. Well, welcome. Thank you. Have a good day. I’ll see you in chat. All right. See you, man. Uh oh. Wrong one. 140 m. Well, I can walk there. Just give me a direction. There’s another of the same chain in 140 m. That’s impressive. I’m going to need a drink at some point. Not alcohol, but like I’m dehydrated. What’s steady? What does that mean? that’s going to finance. I thought he was who was meeting me as he came up and he was waiting for me and I’m like, “Hey.” So then I went to like, you know, be like, “All right, my guide.” Not my guide, just a friendly viewer. Study equals Helsinki. Oh, okay. Stals pessaals is KCO equals Helsinki. Oh, still right next to you. That is true. Come to Scandic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh Paci. There’s a Can I grab a cold drink? Do you want a drink? Would you like a beverage? I need a drink. Sorry. You’re just chilling there waiting for me and I’m like I’m thirsty. Wait, did I spell it wrong? Scandic. Oh, I put assi. It’s passi. Okay. Okay. Yeah, we can get there. Did he say anything about the drink? Is Hilton higher class? I’m sure there’s like nice Scandexics and not nice Scandexics in the same way there’s nice Hiltons and not nice Hiltons. IRL interview now you’re in Helsinki if you have time. IRL interview with who or for who? It’s a K market. Oh, it’s downstairs. I will come there. Oh, okay. I feel to the market. I just want a drink. Sorry, don’t move. I Okay, I’m in the K market. I I just need a drink. I’m sorry. Oh, this is a metro stop. They have a metro. Okay, that makes sense. It’s like a capital city. I’m going have to try the metro at some point cuz that’s exciting. Okay. So, K market drink. No, not those drinks. These drinks. Drink. Iced tea. Maybe. Oh, so Sean, the guy that was hosting me last night in their backyard, American and he loves sweet tea and he made sweet tea last night. So, this morning for breakfast, I had sweet tea. Oh, that’s good. I think just some nice lemon iced tea would be nice. Wait, is it not sugar? A little bit of sugar. No, that’s actually good. Green is better. No, I like black. Wait, wait, what type of tea is it? No, I want this. I also like fused tea, so that quite I find a little too sweet, but we’ll see. Either way, did um Thank God it’s easy to follow you. Hi, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Uh thanks for Welcome to Helsinki. Thank you. Sorry for running you around and like having no schedule cuz I’m unpredictable and all. Yeah, I know. I know. Problem. But we have lots of time now. So the next shuttle thing is at 6 p.m. Yeah. So between now and 600 it’s chill. So before that we will have a little bit sightseeing with car and then we will go to Swellin Island. Oh we’re going to an island? Yeah. With a ferry about 20 minutes there. Cool. That sounds good. And then we will taste a little bit beers there. Maybe beers. I know that you like it. Yeah. I will take also some water. Be nice. How was your night in the tent? New tent is nice. Took me a while to set it up because I was a bit lost. Um you know you got to learn. I can get it. You already what? Know how to use this? Well, yeah. It’s got a little English symbol, you know. You want to do this together? It’s fine. I can I can handle this. H, no problem. Okay. No. Plus, it’s from all my chocolate milk purchases. I uh became a pro. Sweet. Where’s the thing? Okay. So, let’s go to the car and hope that we don’t get the parking ticket. Ooh. Are we at risk? Little bit. A little small risk. Small risk. But it’s always when you’re parking in a city center, a small risk. Okay. All right, let’s go. The good thing is that you saw like 50% of stuff I was planning when you like came with your bike. Yeah. So, you almost saw everything. Did I? Yeah. Oh, okay. I feel like driving a car around here would suck a little bit. Yeah. Depends about the car, but like but also just like between the construction and like the pedestrian friendly and bike friendly infrastructure, it’s going to be slow in a car. Yeah. And it’s and this stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I would like the condic bus is here, but there’s like two Scandics 100 m apart. I know. That was crazy. And then I was like coming from there and the road is blocked from there now. Yeah. So, as soon as I stepped out of the hotel, I’m like, “Oh, if he’s meeting me here, I don’t know like where he’s going to meet me, cuz there’s a nowhere to park a car.” I have to remember where I left the car. Hold up. We in a convertible? Yeah, of course. It’s 28°, guys. We’re taking the Murf convertible. Now we’re talking. That’s a proper to check out the city. Okay. All right. [Music] I need to set standards like this when I’m hitchhiking. But now you are not hitchhiking. You are just biking. I That’s true. But like, might as well wait till you get a good car if you’re hitchhiking. Beggars can be choosers. But it’s going to be like very hot. Take the roof off. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But you know if you do like sightseeing Yeah. We have to have a car where you have like good views. This is true. We’re going to have a good view. Yeah. And we’ll also go to meet Kon today. like a like a monument. No, the real of the grape. Oh, the kekans are going to be crazy in chat for that. Yeah, I thought that because I can see that kekon have been your like spirit animal apparently. Yeah, in this Finland tour. Like when I first got to Finland, people started trying to share like Finnish memes and like that one I can, you know, it’s just saying his name over and over again. So like that one I can like, you know, repeat and actually understand and I got the back story on it. But I’ll get like random like Finnish songs and it takes a lot to explain what’s going on and there’s different words and I can only learn one Finnish word at a time. Let’s see how we can get from here. Maybe we go here. People wanted to show you the Olympic stadium, but you missed it because you got the when you left from the tent. Yeah. But now we have a car so we can drive. And what a car for a nice sunny summer day. Is this your summer car? No, this is not mine. Oh. Uh, I work at the Merc. We sailed off these cars. And you’re allowed to just like Yeah. Actually, we rent this. This is like renting car. Oh, okay. Okay. So, I just took it from Yeah. Because we don’t we don’t we didn’t have any like no one had rented this today. So, okay. It’s a rental. Yeah. I just asked about this. it’s about my boss and said, “Yeah, yeah, just take it to That’s a nice job perk.” Yeah. Yeah. Do you sometimes like if you’re just like, “Oh, I want to go for a cruise and the car is free.” Like, can you just Yeah, sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. We have like 7 days per year we can take cars. Yeah. Yeah. The idea is that we will know how the cars like act and Yeah. what button does what. So, we learn about the cars. So then when you’re selling All right. This is an educational thing for both of us. Yeah. Do Do you have a favorite Mercedes model? I don’t know. Maybe. Well, the G I had the G1. Yeah. Uh the electric one. Yeah. People are like looking you everywhere you go. Yeah. But it’s not like it’s it’s a big car and that’s it. Mhm. But I think this this car is pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. What what model is this? This is CLE. A CLE? Yeah. CL. Yeah. You can see like everywhere. Yes. But like but they they doing this like summer because winter we cannot do that stuff. There is like snow everywhere. It’s the same in Canada. Summer is construction season. But like are they like just repairing stuff or are they like expanding and improving the city? Both. Both. Yeah. Cuz uh why am I so bad with names? Where was I like a few days ago? The city I or Tere. Yeah. Yeah. Um and like that is a really nice city, but they’ve just built a ton of new stuff like brand new light rail tram and stuff like that. I think it’s uh top one in Finland, the city which people are like moving there. Yeah, I think. Yeah, you’re saying that everyone wants to move there. Oh, so this is Yeah. Uh Helink is Amusement Park. Yeah, there is the You see the wood roller coaster there? Yeah, I see it. Yeah. Yeah. So, it’s I think it’s um almost 100 years old. People are saying what do you guys say 51? I can be I can be wrong, but it’s pretty old. And uh the one thing there is that there is a one guy in the back of the cart and his job is like uh break the cart. There’s a breakman. Yeah, brakeman that like works there. Yeah. Or they put a random uh No. No. All right. You got a really important job. Make sure you hit the brake when you I think there are like maybe 15 breakmen and they will take new one when the like oldest one will Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What an interesting job. You just ride a roller coaster all day. Yeah. And break. And if you break too much, you wouldn’t go like up to the next. Oh, okay. You got to hit the brakes correctly, right? And like you’re using momentum and stuff, so you got to account for like the weight of your passengers. How many I think there is like maybe one or two lifts. One in start and one in maybe where it like does like check. Yeah. Okay. If I remember correctly. Yeah. And we we maybe can have time together. I have to talk with Tanya, but uh tomorrow our plan was to go to play Finnish baseball. So it’s our like uh national sports, but we don’t have time. And uh I talked to Tanya last night and she said we might run out of time for that with everything else going on. Yeah. There’s also there is three courts in Helsinki. Yeah. Uh and they are all reserved for tomorrow. Yeah. But maybe after afternoon we could have time to go to the roller coaster. It’s I think it’s €1 to go to the wood coaster to just do one ride kind of thing. Yeah, it might be worth the experience. And then like So wooden coasters are like fast, but you know, you just kind of go over hills and turns like that. It doesn’t it doesn’t go like we don’t flip or anything like that. Is there a good like metal roller coaster that does all the twists and turns? Tiger is the new one. I think two or 3 years old. Yeah, I know. I can I cannot like remember correctly. I can lie now to you, but I think it it’s going like 120 km per. Okay, she goes and she gets some prizes for that. Some prizes. Yeah. Okay. But being so fast. Yeah, that sounds fun. I do like roller coasters. They don’t work that well on stream and I need a chest mount and I don’t have a chest mount. But maybe I’ll go on my day off just for fun. You remember this place by the way? Was I here? Yeah. You bike from Oh, and then Oh, I crossed here and I turned right and I went right. They say that you have to go to right. Yeah. And I went right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We were here, guys. Deja vu. I didn’t have deja vu, but he forced it into me. There is the botanical garden. Botanical garden. So, lots of flowers. Never been there, actually. Have you lived here your whole life? Uh, yeah. Yeah. I was one year in like middle of Finland or in the eastern Finland. Yeah. But it was too small for me. Ah, okay. So, I had to come back. Like, what do you um like about living in a city? Like there’s just lots of stuff to do or Yeah. And all my friends are here and family is here. So, it’s And when you like when you have used to be in big city then going to the small cities like it’s hard. And do you live within like distance of the city where you wouldn’t need a car if you didn’t want? Like you could take transit and light rail and metro and stuff. Yeah, I had a car now. Now I had haven’t had a while. Uh I live in eastern Helsinki so from here it’s like 15 minutes with bike. Yeah. Oh, is it 15 minutes with car, so it’s Yeah, pretty similar. But like in the winter, biking isn’t as comfortable. So, like would you take transit or you’d still bike anyway? Uh, depends of depends about the day. Yeah. Uh, I bought an electric bike last autumn. Mhm. So, almost 1 year ago. Yeah. And uh I have used like whole internet just put it the winter tires and like studded tires. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. So is this going towards the Olympic stadium? Well, if you look at the right now. Oh, is it? We can see. Uh so is this the um like the 50s something Olympic? Excuse me. What year was the Olympics? Was 50 something. It was 56 if I remember correctly. Cuz I don’t remember that because apparently that’s when they created the Lancero. Yeah. Yeah. So people were telling me the history of that and I’m like wait is this this Olympics? The Olympics that created the drink guys. So the Olympics should have been I think it was 39 or 44. Yeah. But you know World War II and they postponed that. I think it was 56 or something. 52. 52. Okay. Look at this thing. It’s good that we have like And they still use it. Yeah, they they use the football team place there and Oh, yeah. And of course the the big like pride is the Olympic stadium to tower. Ah, yeah. So that’s the But you can see that like pretty long long far distance away. You can just go up there or you need a ticket? I took the lift. Oh, you get the elevator. Yeah. Yeah. Was it free or you like I think it’s like 10 or something. Okay. There is also like a roller coaster instead. Same. Yeah. Okay. So, it’s Yeah. Ah, I see. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there is Babi statue. Yeah. It’s like national hero like runner. Oh, okay. He won I don’t know how many Olympic medals but maybe. Yeah. like in like this kind of era in the ‘ 50s kind of thing. Yeah, a little bit later I think. Okay. Yeah, I’m too young to remember this thing. Yeah, you didn’t have to live through it to know that. No, I’m the same for like hey history if I was driving around where I’m from in Canada. Like I be like I kind of know the backstory. Don’t ask for specific dates or specific details because then I I just know the cliff notes. this area is like there is uh another football stadium there and then there is a ice hockey hall and there is a basketball hall here so they’re like all in the same place. Did you ever play hockey in school? Yeah. Yeah. See, it’s like mandatory. Is it? Cuz like Okay. In Canada, we’re known for ice hockey, but like where I’m from, like they don’t put you in ice hockey in school. Like, you have to your parents sign you up for that. So, I’m like, it makes sense why you guys are good, but you think we do that in Canada. We’re known for So, so it’s not mandatory in school. No. Okay. There is not in school at all. And like I’m I can’t speak for all of Canada. I’m maybe some places, but where I’m from, like that’s a completely outside of school activity. It’s like signing up your kids for extracurricular sports. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, yeah. In Finland, when it’s summer, we’ll play Finnish baseball. Mhm. That’s like the most common. And when it’s winter, we’ll go to play as well. Yeah. I’d never heard of like Finnish baseball like the variation where you like throw the ball just Yeah. And the the playing area is a little bit different also. Yeah. Uh, in the American baseball you go like in the diamond y pattern, but in Finnish baseball you go like first, second, third, and then hold back. That’s interesting. Yeah. And the the founder of the Finnish page called Pesapala. Mhm. Uh, Taco Pa, he wasn’t like in America watching Finn uh American baseball, but he thought that this is too boring, like nothing is happening. Mhm. And people are just like yawning. Yeah. So the idea behind the pessalo is that it’s much faster pace. I see. Than the baseball. Yeah. There you go guys. Baseball is B. But like to be fair I like kind of any sport like watching it on TV. Like if someone has it on, I’ll watch it. Except baseball. I just I’d go to a live game, but like it is very slow. Yeah, it’s very slow pace. I also watched that like few games and it’s 3 hours and Once in a while somebody hits the ball and that’s it. Every once in a while. Yeah. Yeah. So people like recognize you. So you stream as well? Yeah. Yeah. Are you like a gaming streamer, IRL streamer? Uh both. I started with GTA. GTRP or just GTA? GTRP like years ago. Do you have a specific kind of character that you play or you like a lawyer? GTA lawyer. Okay. I started a little bit of loss. Okay. That’s because I started and I was living in Yenso back then. Yeah. And it was so boring to live in your So then I just started playing GTA and then I started streaming. But maybe in one and a half year I haven’t played GTA anymore. Okay. What are you on to now? IRL and variety. So sometimes I play something and sometimes I do stuff. Yeah, actually now Augustine taking a bike, ebike, not a normal bike uh from North Cup to Darifa. Wait, oh, were you in my chat or someone was saying about you doing this at some point on this trip? Probably. Okay, I think someone was saying I planned that now. Wait, was this where you like you didn’t have the ebike yet? I have an ebike. I have my own Bike, but you know, my plan is that uh I will travel like 150 km per day. Yeah. bridge. So, I need two batteries. Ah, okay. So, that’s the what I’m at the moment charging for. Yeah. I think I modded you. Oh, she doesn’t have audio. I can tell her I tried to see if it works. Um and then for for our self in the city like is there some regular stuff you do or like even it depends. It depends. Uh like few weeks ago I was magnet fishing in the market cure. Oh magnet fishing in the middle of Helsinki. Mhm. Stuff like that. And two years ago I ride a tandem bike from Helsinki to Toro. Who did you ride with? one of my moderators. I haven’t been I haven’t seen him after that. Ah, tandem are known for that. Yeah, it can create tension. Yes. It wasn’t like hard by all means. Yeah. Had you like tried to do a trip with them before? No. No. Okay. You just dove in head first. Yeah. Yeah. It was fun. I remember that like all my life. Yeah. How far is it to uh 180 km? Okay. What do you do? 3 days. 2 days. Two days. Yeah. [Music] You don’t get mods. I guess no click. I’ll try again. Sometimes the commands don’t work. Forward slashmod. Not. Oh, I might have missed the second T. How about now, Tanya? Oh, yeah. She doesn’t have audio. Dang it. So, actually this is now the biggest hospital in St. Finland also. Yeah. University Hospital. All these buildings from here to all the way there. Okay. Yeah. Is is it like pretty welluned? Yeah. Cuz like we got socialized healthcare in Canada, but it’s known to be a bit slow. [Music] No. Why don’t the commands work? I have to like go into my dashboard. Sorry, I need to mod someone. Stream things. Twitch. Uh, you are using nightbot or stream elements. What’s that? Uh, you are using nightbot or stream elements. Stream elements. Okay. Rolls manager. You are um not Tanya add. Wait, can I not? It doesn’t let me want add you as if I unvip you. Oh, you can’t be a moderator and a VIP. Okay. Well, there you go. You’re no longer VIP. Congratulations. VIP status revoked. I think that should do it. Unless I have to click save there. Sorry. I think my title still said I was in like Fanta. Well, it seemed great. Yeah. Do you have any like lawyer catchphrases that you do with like No. It’s just been revoked. Wow. A lot of messages deleted. TA’s going crazy there. I know he he quit yesterday. She She quit yesterday. She quits one to three times a day. Yeah. Yeah. I try to accumulate more quits in a day. Have you done this guy sound before? No, actually not. Yeah. This is new thing. Yeah. I’m excited. So, how many sauners you already have been in Finland? Oh, it’s got to be over 10. Is it over 10? Yeah. Yeah. Been sauning a lot. And like, you know, I wasn’t sure if I’d be about that life cuz the only experience I had was one time when I was a kid and I don’t like it. It was just like a hot room and I’m like, I don’t want to be in a hot room. I want to be in a room temperature room. Um, but like was it in England? No, it was in Canada and it was probably the wrong sauna, but I was like 10, so I don’t remember. Um cuz North America does have the reputation for doing so wrong like and like having signs where you’re not supposed to lo like Yeah. Also, actually in Germany also I have like few uh moments where two German people are saying what are you doing like and they’re like no you can you cannot throw there that’s like electric and I’m like I’m I’m from Finland. I know what I’m from the land of sound. I know what I’m doing. Like I recog like this sauna stove is made in my backyard. Yeah, you can throw a lever. Okay, unmod me. No, you wanted to get rid of your VIP. You’re no longer VIP. Unviped. So, next up we are going is Cibelis. Does it say anything to you? No. Okay. Uh so Celius is our uh national like uh music composer. Oh okay. Yeah. So then we have of course him. Yeah. So it’s right here and I don’t know why but like every tourist bus and every sightseeing bus always stop there. Mhm. It’s not like so beautiful. Yeah. But they always stop there. So yeah. So we stopped there. Yeah, we stopped there. This is the tourist bus all aboard like classical music. Classical music. Uh maybe we could play some Yeah, sure. We can play and like go there. I think that’ll be the vibe. Some nice classical music. No, this this is not this is not it. That’s classical music from the 1800s. I think this is the most famous Finland. Yeah. Here we go. Prepare yourself. [Music] Is it Finlandia? Yeah. Oh, okay. [Music] Testing smile. [Music] I’ll ever just reach subscribed for 9 months. I have the high ground. God, you underestimate my power. And we have to check where we can leave the car because this is just for the buses. Yeah. As you said, all the tourist buses are here. The monument is like there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Do you want to go up there? It’s okay. Okay. It’s just going to be two tour two buses full of people. It’s a neat looking monument, though. But like Yeah. Yeah. They’re like tubes. Yeah. Lots of tubes. You can’t stop the sub cool thing. Sonia, you created this. Why can’t you destroy it? Kanan statue. No, his grave. Did you saw the Kon statue when you I saw a different one in a different town, but I didn’t see this one. People said it was up there, but I I looked around and then I didn’t see it and then I was hungry. So, it’s okay. It’s okay. I’m very food motivated like a dog. You have to say to me when you need to eat. That’s fair. Yeah. No, like a dog. I’ll let you know. Yeah. So, the place we are going now is here cemetery. Yeah. It’s the biggest cemetery in Finland. And I think maybe 50% of our residents are more like there. Okay. 50%. Yeah. Should it be? Maybe. See, the fastest way to get the correct answer on the internet is to give the wrong answer on the internet. So, we’ll see if that 50% is accurate because someone’s going to be like on Google 50ish. 50ish. 50ish. Why should it be like 100% there? No. No. I I know for a fact it’s not 100%. Oh, okay. You know where all the other presidents are buried? No, but I know that they It’s not 100. All right. See, Tony’s probably happy because I’m guessing this classical music isn’t copyrighted or anything. So, no muting. There you go. It actually depends how old this is. I think it’s 15 years old. It’s only 50. It have to be 50 or 70 years old. Then we lost the copyrights. Is that how long it is? I don’t know. Copyright. Don’t sue me. Something like that. Yeah. Yeah. I just cross my fingers and hope for the best. Does that work in the lawyer world? Uh crossing your fingers and hoping for the best. You can always try that. Yeah. All right. Every president except two are buried though. I don’t know how many president How many presidents have there been? But they could be wrong, too. Keeping that in mind. Yeah, that’s true. Yeah. But I 100% sure that 100% of the presidents are not. Okay. That’s like that’s true. That’s fact. 60% of the time it works every time. Yeah. Do and you know the city well enough to just drive without a GPS like you have technically that but like you’re not navigating but but I drove 3 years taxi here. That would do it. Okay, that would do it. Yeah, I know the like tourist spots at least. Yeah. And I have lived here like 28 years. So Okay. Okay. So the graveyard is here. Yeah. All the way. At the end of the road is also the biggest beach in beach. Okay. People are going there now. Okay. They do look rather beachesque. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have a summer cottage? Yeah. Yeah, of course. Have you been this year? Yes. Yeah. Okay. Is it far though? No. Okay. It’s like 20 minutes. Oh, really? Okay. It’s pretty close. All right. All right. Said taxi driver, lawyer, RP, biker, magnet, fisher. Tell me what this man can’t do. Man of many talents. That’s true. Move the car here. I think it will be out of water. So that goes down. Okay. What’s this battery? Just planning battery. How long do you think we’ll be here? 15 minutes. 15? Yeah, maximum. That’s That’s the maximum. Yeah. Or it depends about you. You want to see the CO grave? We’re spending the rest of the day there, right? We got to pay our respects. Okay. Okay. I have only been like once here, so let’s see if you find the right. I thought you’d come here like at least once a week. That’s the issue when you only listen what the people in chat says. You can tell that everyone walking like [Applause] that’s better. [Applause] [Applause] All right, there it is. Cavlla keon. Calva. Calva. Yeah. See again I’m really bad at pronouncing. All right. So he was 86 years old when he died. It’s a long one. Almost 86 actually. And then there is Aisari. He died few years ago. Also president and also Kistister like died like almost 10 years ago also president. Yeah. [Applause] Then we have the Monheim. Monheim is like all the way there. He was like our military leader of the second republic. Oh okay. Yeah. Yeah. And after the war he was our president also. Yeah. Was also president. [Applause] [Applause] I think one. [Applause] H I see. I think maybe. Is he coming? I think he said he’s only been here once in his life. So, yes. Yeah. Although you guys make Kwanin a big deal in our chat. No, every Finnish person [Applause] praises the guy and just says his name repeatedly. Gekkin. Only people in your chat. Gakpin. Hm. Only people in your chat. Yeah. Only you guys. [Applause] We get ice cream there. We could I’m going to spill ice cream in a nice car though. I eat ice cream slow. It’s going to take ice cream when we go to Oh, yeah. There we go. So, and we are driving there next basically. supposedly go. Ask your guide if you limp when you walk. Like what? When I’m walking, does it look like I’m limping? I wouldn’t say so. Thank you. Should you be? No. When I hold the camera, people are like, “Why are you limping?” And I’m like, “I’m not. I’m just walking.” You know, he’s inspecting me. Yeah, it’s looking like a normal wall here. Yeah, I think see him is there. Yeah. And I think these people are all who died in the war in the Second World War or uh the time. Yeah. Or that time they got all 41 dates. Yeah. 41. Yeah. Actually, like in fact, we didn’t have Second World War. We had winter war and I don’t know what’s the English word for yakasota but there is war. I know the winter war. What’s the other? Um maybe it’s here or maybe not war cemeter this one. Yeah. Maybe someone in chat knows what this was. But there was like two wars inside the second world war. Continuation war. Yeah, that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But like Finland didn’t join the war at large. They were just invaded by Russia, right? Well, there was lots of stuff happening here because we were like the neighbors of Russia. We are at the moment. Haven’t changed. So, there was like Nazis were here and uh we were we were friends with them and then we weren’t friends with them and you know Yeah. and Lapland war. Is that separate too? Well, yeah, the Lapland war also, but it wasn’t like that big. Yeah. Mor he was military leader and then he was also president after the war. Okay. I think this is like the like just an overall default. Yeah. And when we have the indep independence day Yeah. 6th of December. Oh, every year the president will come here and you know the flowers and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So there you go. Like some of the biggest names here in Finnish history basically lie here. You could say. It’s beautiful space though. And it’s right on the coast. You can barely see through there. And it’s always pretty beautiful here because you can like a good touch. Yeah, cuz they have like that specific part for like the presidents and I’m like it looks pretty full here like as time passes. Well, I don’t know about the future, but the Kistanari was buried like there next to Kekon and so yeah, I assume that that’s the place for the president. Okay. Yeah. I don’t know what happens in the future because that will be also Yeah. for sometimes. Oh, you have been specifically requested by Tanya to check WhatsApp. Okay. So demanding. Go away then. [Applause] Mhm. [Applause] How much? Two. I will take Okay. Okay. Okay. [Applause] [Applause] It’s like beautifully maintained. They put a lot of work into this place. [Applause] Oh, that breeze feels nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like super hot when you Yeah. And if you think when you have like a convertible, it’s like you get wind all the time, but Mhm. [Applause] [Applause] Let’s see what I’m supposed to Okay, there’s some planning going on that I’m not privy to but Okay, so we will just keeping the plan. Keeping the plan. Okay, keeping the plan. So, next we are going to swim. Okay. And buying ice cream for you. Ice cream. Well, I I didn’t even know if I wanted ice cream. People were just like, “Get ice cream.” And I’m like, and then I came up with the excuse of like, it’s going to drip in his car. I can’t do it, you know. Okay, we’ll see. We’ll see. Yeah, let’s see. Maybe the ferry driver said that you cannot take a ice cream here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You never know. But you see the beach there. Yeah. Yeah. That’s like next to the graveyard. But she’s busy. Well, it is a Wednesday, so If you need to take the seat back, you can take it from the door if you want. Oh, maybe I’ll go a little back. Yeah. And here you can take Oh, yeah. Okay, cool. Recline this. Okay, let’s get the battery out. Skinny dip. Let’s go. You’re not a tier four sub. Get out of here. So, now we’ll take the sk scenic road back to the market square where you already there and you ate already there. I did. Was it good? I actually really liked it. I thought that was good. You take the fish. I had the fish. Yeah. Do you like that stuff? No. No. No. Not at all. Man’s anti- any fish or just those fish. Salmon. You You do like salmon. Only salmon. Only salmon. Okay. I’m not a big fan of fish. Fishes. I don’t know if we can be friends anymore. That’s on my friend. All the I can eat all the beef. So you can get all But I like the beef, too. Oh, okay. Then then we have a baby milk. Yeah, he’s the baby mouth. Not me. You guys are like, “Ah, baby mouth. Baby mouth.” Yeah. You love Sir Stroming. That’s not Finnish. Swedish. Sir Stroming. Yeah. Don’t know. try muk muku what is muy mu I had some today and I liked it a lot actually but I feel like it’s a pretty non-offensive fish cuz it’s like gutted and all the bones are small enough that you can’t tell that they’re just eat you just eat it pretty mild flavor um on its own like there wasn’t much flavor to it texture was good um but it they had like a nice tartar sauce with That was nice. You asked for Mouku. What’s Moku? Probably nothing good. What? They said I asked for Moku. What did I ask for? Can you say it again? Mu? Yeah. Okay. What does it mean? Please don’t say it again. Well, you told me to say it again. At least in public. Well, oh, I hope the translation I did get the translation. I hope I actually said that. You guys are probably didn’t even say that what they are saying. Uh, I just doing some Pepes and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Always so wholesome. Like apparently that’s I can learn how to say that and keen. So I’ll just be walking around town saying kekin and mold poop. Well that’s another good like thing to say maybe. Yeah. Back windows down please. Like back windows down. That’s what they’re saying. Do they It still is the center. Does it go all the way down or is it or is it still the frame down? No. See, now we’re learning about the buttons. Oh, okay. They have to go down together. Issues. Normal with Mercedes. But yeah, we got another bike. I can show you the map where we are going now. So we are here. Yeah. And we are just taking the scenic route from the by the ocean all the way back to the mar. Okay. Okay. And then we take the ferry and then we have like one one and a half hour to be in. Okay. And like it’s just a little um vacation spot. People live like small island. When is this island? It’s a small island. Uh it’s a fortress island. Fortress Island. Yeah, fortress. So the military have used that like from 1700 I think. Yeah. All the way. Because the we were like back in back in the days like in 1700 we were under the Swedish crown. Yeah. So we were we were like part of Sweden. And then Russia wanted us. Mhm. So the Swedish people, they thought that if we put a good fortress there, we can just like defend Helsinki area from there. Okay. But it didn’t help and Russia got us and then we were under the Russia. See, European history is like there’s just a whole lot of geopolitics and wars and stuff like that. When you go when you start talking hundreds of years, it gets real messy. Yeah. Yeah. And not that North America’s like not messy. There’s some mess, but there’s just isn’t enough people like different nations there to have it feel as messy. But nowadays there is I think there is like 900 people living in the house. They have like clothes there. Okay. There is also a little island uh where is like the part of military buildings. Uh actually I live there 14 weeks. Mhm. We have the mandatory military service in Finland. Um 50 people per year go there like for few months cuz there’s still modern military installation there. Okay. Like like a shore battery like uh Yeah. Yeah. Shore battery and also navy and like a naval port or Yeah. Uh the naval leaders over there. Oh, it’s like a like administration like like buildings and stuff. Okay. And then there is also the like the minimum security prison is also there. Okay. So they can wander around there and they are like people who make tax. So I’m not dangerous. Okay. Tax. Okay. Like that’s nice that you’re in prison, but you can kind of like you have the freedom to roam around. Yeah. And they renovate the area. Yeah. Like that’s the punishment. Oh, they work on the grounds. Yeah. See, like now I understand something tonight cuz like people are being like saying he’s bringing the G Wagon and stuff like that and I’m just like dude’s got a Gwagon but like maybe tomorrow. Are there is there one at the store right now? Yeah, we have one which we rent. Oh, you do have Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we have one uh electric one. We’d be so pimping. Is that the right word to use? I don’t know if that’s a cool word anymore. It’s free. Okay. Like we look so wealthy and then it’s a free rental, but like Yeah. People think that that we are wealthy. Yeah. It was free. More construction. Yeah. So the area we are going now uh is the wealthiest area in health I would say. Yeah. Just like the specific kind of coastal area. Yeah. This this area where we are going all the way all all here. Yeah, buildings and homes are now like millions. But they’ be like apartments or do is there actual single family homes there? Apartments. Okay. As I was going to say like I feel like it’d be tough to have space to just have like this is my house. No one else’s. Just just mine. Show us some shirtless men. I show you my shirtless picture every day. Is that not enough? What about Maybach? That’s Mayba. We don’t have Okay. Cuz that’s like a They take a Mercedes and make it fancier. Yeah. Nowadays. Yeah. Just a emblem. We actually had Mayba. You did? Yeah. It was like four or five years ago. I wasn’t there that time. Yeah. But they had MA rentable Maya. Oh. And three people stole that. Three people stole it. Like like three times or three people together just got together. Three people together. Okay. And then they they found it later from Norway. Somewhere somewhere around Norway. Oh, made it to Norway from here. Yeah. But interesting. I just liking to think like someone stole it. They somehow got it back and then someone else stole it. Then they got back when someone else stole it and it’s just like threepart system going on here. Okay. People saying in Helsinki women are allowed to sunbathe topless and they’re like beaches can be dangerous here. Is that an actual common occurrence? Like technically it’s legal. I don’t know if it is actually, but like without not that too. Yeah, I think it’s legal. Yeah, I’m 100% sure. But like do people actually do that? Probably. I haven’t been in Helsinki beaches. You don’t go swimming? Not in the like public beach. Okay. Only in the cottage. Ah, the cottage. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. So now those all those houses are I think they are like the most expensive ones. I can see that they’re at least the like the highest ones or the highest floors. You can see that it’s quite the view. And I think this is like the most beautiful part of Helsinki city. Yeah. No, it’s really nice. And if you go like eastern Helsinki, people say that eastern Helsinki is ghetto. I you should like be scary there. But I have lived in Eastern Helsinki 28 years. So yeah, it’s not that ghetto what people say. Yeah, I have some opinions on that, but I won’t say them. Um I’m guessing it’s not very ghetto. Well, it can be if you look at like Helsinki perspective. Yeah. Cuz it’s just different. Yeah. Demographic wise. Yeah. But if you like compare it to New York or other places Yeah. in the world, it’s not that bad. Cuz for the most part when I’ve been in Europe and people are like, “This place is sketchy.” And I go through there, I’m like, “You guys have not been to America.” Like, and it shows really hard. Yeah, you guys haven’t been to Southern California where things are just in certain places, not every some places it is mayhem. Yeah, I think you could say that in Europe you can go anywhere if you are just like cautious about stuff like Yeah, like pay attention to your surroundings. Like don’t do anything dumb. But like I hitchhike for a living. I don’t know. I do dumb things for a living and I seem to be okay. fellow Mercedes. He didn’t even wave. I thought maybe there’d be like camaraderie. He was He was one of the owners of Oh, and they don’t like other owners. I want to be the only Mercedes owner. No, no, he was the owner of the company where I work. Yeah. So, there is that you can see. Ah, yeah. Okay. Oh, that’s nice. There is also the lighthouse just in the middle. Yeah. And then we have this kind of Oh, Canadian immigrants. Oh, we hate those. But we cannot do anything. Yeah. Because they are like protected. Yeah. It’s like um this area here like all the way from there to like maybe 1 kilometer. It’s embassy area. Oh, so a bunch of different embassies. Yeah, most of the embassies over there. The first one when we drive this road is the USA. This that one is that the one with like high security fences and and everything and the other ones are just like buildings just like that. Yeah. Okay. And there you can see our ferry also. That’s the one we’ll be taking. Oh, there is three feries, I think. So, we take one of them. Yeah. Yeah. Just a little small one. Uh the big one in the middle. Okay. But to me, I Well, okay. Yeah. Depends where compare. I’m from an island and we have these big like 300 something carrying fairies. So, I’m like a little baby one. Yeah. Okay. You can see the Ah, yeah. Have you seen the Canadian embassy? It’s somewhere here. Yeah. But then there is few not all of them and Finnish people have a hobby to go to Sweden a lot. Did they already tell you that? Oh, like the the booze cruise thing. Well, basically. Yeah. So, that’s my big thing to go Sweden out in here. And like do you even Yeah, this is one of them. That’s the one of them. Yeah. And the the second one should be there’s some maybe it have you done it? Yeah. A few times. Is it fun? No. No. I don’t like it cuz like I heard people just like party and stuff. Well, yeah. Yeah. That’s not You are like trapped there 24 hours. Well, that’s the cruise for you. 24 hours. Yeah. So you’re trapped there and the only thing people do there is like big boobs. Yeah. So you are if you’re not into it. No. Yeah. Then that’s it’s not your place. Exactly. But like but if you like drink Finland’s got a drinking culture. So like there’s a lot of people that are down for that. I don’t know. like just for a checklist thing. Like I think it’d be fun to try to do it like like try to like party it up on the the Swedish cruise cruise to Sweden. But do you even get out of Sweden or just like goes there and back? Uh it will be there at the morning. Yeah. I think about 8 or 9. Yeah. And then it leaves about 5. Oh, it was a Bentley. You guys are right. So you can gamble there too. I don’t like gambling. Maybe I drink booze and gamble. Yes. I don’t mix my degenerate activities. One or the other. All right. Alcohol only, not alcohol and gambling. This is the market hall. All All market. Yeah. Very nice building also. And well, the catal is there where we bike. Yeah. Control of that. And the first building here, the blue one is the city hall. Yep. And after that, the red one uh is the Sweden embassy. Ah. And next one is the president’s palace. Oh, that’s the presidential palace. Okay. So that’s the tree there. And you can take like sightseeing boats also from here. But there is Is that what they of them? Yellow one is kind of thing. Yeah, yellow one and also this one. Oh, right here. Yeah. And there is few other. Okay. And when you look at like uh look the map in the eastern Helsinki so it’s like this area you can see there’s lots of like small islands and it will just go yeah come back you can see that being nice just like a lunch or dinner cruise on the boat get some good scenery and this is a good place to magnet fish also here I was does anyone like question you like in a very public place like security came like in 15 minutes. They tell you leave or they just like No, they ask what are you doing guys? Okay. We were like two two streamers. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Just we are trying to get some bicycles from there. Did you find bicycles? Not that. No. I have like uh one electric like scooter. Yeah. I almost got it but I lost it when I was like Oh, cuz it’s lighter in the water and then gets above and it Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. city of Sweden embarc. So wait, okay, that’s a pizzeria. Yeah, that’s a pizzeria. Yeah. Oh, so there’s a pizza and then this is this is Sweden embassy. Sweden embassy. And then there is a restaurant after the yellow. Okay, that’s a restaurant. And then that’s the palace. Uh yeah, it starts from here and it continues all over. Oh, all the fenced area over there. See, I thought like based on the line of things there, I thought like one of those was the palace. I’m like it doesn’t look very palacy. Yeah, this one. This one. Yeah. No, that looks the uh they will put the flag up. Okay. No president. So, no president at the moment. No president. But there is a sky. Which one? Sky. Yeah, it’s there. air at the moment. Actually, it’s the darker one. Yeah, you can see the sauna one. It’s at like 11. I think there is two different I think that’s two of them. Yeah. Yeah. There’s the sauna cabin and then there is also the champagne cabin. Ooh, there’s a champagne cabin. Yeah, I think Can we Champagne cabin after the sauna cabin? First sauna and then champagne or the other way. I could go both ways. Yeah. So now we’re just trying to find parking spot for the car and go to this one. Oh yeah, there it is. All right. So, that’ll be pretty tight. I’d be impressed. Good. Yeah, there’s two special ones. Special. I guess I’ve got this one. [Music] Give her We have like driving and parking here doesn’t seem super fun. Is he going to take it? Well, well, it’s I think you could we could say that in every big city. That’s probably true. Yeah. I wonder at least here. thinking about it. There won’t go You have space there? Yeah, I got room. Perfect. I don’t want to door this car. All right. Close the roof. Yes. So, what was this one now? Oh, this the ferry, right? Okay. Backpack. Ferry. Next. All right. And we will be there like we’ll be back at about 5. Five. Okay. Got it. The plan was that we will go eat before sauna. Before sauna. Okay. And that’s 6 p, right? Yeah. Sauna is 6 p. Yeah. So hopefully 1 hour is enough to eat. I’ll just have to actually eat and talk less. I go on talking tangents and and let me just make sure holding. Okay, that’s good. [Music] Do not open the door. Just resubscribed for 38 months. Sorry, it was a little bit tight. I got it. Hungry. Thank you. Made it. Made it. See, with this car, I’m like trying to not do it, but like I wouldn’t say they’re going to try that hard to not open the door too much. Anyway, all right. Got my backpack. Okay. I have to do the parking. So yeah, you have to find as I hasn’t told you there’s tunnels that are hundreds of kilometers long everywhere under Helsinki military some training sessions there. Yeah. Oh. [ __ ] Sky Sonic, guys. Oh, this is going to be so funny. Yeah, I think the one of the dark sound in the champagne. Yeah, that makes sense. But you know that that’s pretty bad. But if it’s too hot, you cannot go go anywhere. But I think whenever it gets to the bottom, you can just Yeah. whenever it but like but like one lap is only like a minute or two. Eh, so if you go inside and then like throw water like crazy. Yeah. Then we have to sit there 6 minutes. It’s not 6 minutes, but yeah, a few minutes. Or just get low, lay on the floor. It’s cooler down there. 3 minutes a lap. Yeah, cuz apparently we can get out whenever we want on the laps and like Yeah, there is like radio phone or something like that. Oh, is that how we do it? Oh, we get to call. Oh, there it is. That’s the the one with the wood looking side panel. This guy sauna. There is also there is the Alas pool. Yeah. It’s like a restaurant bar place. Okay. And also there is two swimming pools at three or three. Yeah. Uh two of them are like normal swimming pools and one is like ocean water sim. And then they have like concerts also there. Yeah. And there is today one concert. What kind of concert? It’s a half audio. Finnish band. It’s half radio. Half audio. What genre is that? I don’t know actually. Okay. Well, maybe chapos. I don’t feel What is it, guys? Pop. Pop rock. Pop rock. Yeah. Pop rock. Acid radio. Acid. A smoke sauna too. Excuse me. At that place with the pools. Smoke sound. Yeah. Would they? Maybe. Could be. Oh, just par living. Oops. God damn it. Have to wait 15 minutes. Yeah. Tragic. That’s busy. It’s full. It’s like fully full. So, we have to go like to the line now. Yeah. We’re actually also magnet fishing here. I thought you were saying keys. So, we can make a love lock here. Yeah. We found 10 keys. Oh, keys. Yeah. Oh, well, that makes sense. Yeah. [Music] Oh, Lulu, not Alice. Oh, different place. [Music] The seagulls are aggressive here. These are crazy. Yeah, because there is so much food and people are not like about them. Yeah, they will attack. I know. They have possibility. Me and seagulls have a history and I don’t like them. Yeah. They have these men. Yeah. The other suite is both here at the moment. So we can see. Yep. Same size about same kind of looking other company. Sweet. And said like 20 minutes across. Uh yeah, about 20 minutes. Yeah. And because it’s like housing key area, we can just buy normal bus tickets. Oh, okay. That’s nice. I think it’s a I will take you on. Okay, this is for you. Thank you. This is for me and this is you have one and a half hour or one 1 hour 20 minutes of this bus ticket. Okay, so we’re there for more than an hour 20 for now. You need another ticket back. Yeah, we’ll probably use like one and a half hour, 2 hours there. So we’ll just need a second one. But this was like 320. So it’s not bad. We just line up here. Yeah. All right. Cool. Where’s our ticket? You guys are all You’re one person. One easy. Just one individual. You have to chat. You have to sub if you want to. Sorry. Oh, okay. Everyone that doesn’t sub isn’t allowed on the boat. You got to stay here. Yeah. Sad. only with sap. 1,800 times a 100 year fine. Ooh, that’s steep. How much? 100 fine, but for 1,800 people on stream. So 180,000. Yeah. Yeah. Is that guy even? He has a ticket. You guys don’t 1300 I’ve said sub that are watching right now. There’s some subs that aren’t watching right now though. So you can’t say just like right now 500 people don’t. It’s going be more than 500 people that don’t. Here is my admission. Just pay up or serve your sentence. There you go. Dope trailer. Now we’re talking. 200 bits. What is it? Sorry. It’s It’s 320. You have to pay more. You want to come? So €2 is like just over half a ticket. Yeah. So we will drop you in the middle. Yeah. Yeah. only part way and if you can time it correctly I think Silia line will leave at about 5:00 p.m. to go to Sweden. Yeah. So when we arriving back Yeah. here might see them depart. We might see see when it’s moving. I thought like time it rightly and like as in like we’re going to take the that very spontaneous trip and I have to go work tomorrow morning. Oh, you do? Yeah. 7 a.m. So, and like is that a Can you put cars on there, too? Yeah. Yeah. Would your boss be annoyed if you took the rental that you’re supposed to have for one day and you’re supposed to work tomorrow? Well, I took it at 12 p.m. Yeah. So, I have time for 12:00 p.m. tomorrow. Okay. But when you’re supposed to work tomorrow? Well, that’s assortable. That’s sortable. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. No, just kidding. But it’s a good thing if I go tomorrow work so we I can take like another card tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. So, the Gwagon maybe. Ah, okay. Wait, we could have just booped our cards here instead. Which card? At the the gate the hole here. You can just like tap your credit card. Oh yeah. Actually, they change it like cuz then our ticket would be Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Correct. Cuz now we’re burned in time. Not that we just get We need another one anyway. But But that’s that’s like souvenir. You can put it like I can do you put this in somewhere? Do you tap it? How do you how do you open it? Just keep it. If someone asks, then you But when you go back to home, you can put it to the wall. Oh, okay. But they got turn styles. Are they locked? Uh I think they open when they’re Oh, okay. Like old days there were there were like Yeah. normal tickets or the Yeah. plastic ones. But yeah, I think they changed like 2024 that you can pay just with card also in the bus. Yeah. Yeah. When I was in Swamino the military. Yeah. For a few months. uh we can go home every Friday evening and we have to get back every Sunday evening. Yeah. So this was like pretty common place where I would just come Sunday evenings and I was like now I’m just locked in for 5 days also. Yeah. But like it’s nice that you get like a weekend. You’re not just like military service like in a barracks on your weekend. If you get a weekend and technically we could also leave like uh evenings but we had to come back before 10 p.m. So many of us like took the furry and came to Helsinki to drink beer and then go back and like it’s a year service. Uh it depends. It’s 6 months, 9 months or 12 months. Okay. officers are 12. Uh the normal like soldiers are 69. Yeah. It depends about what you’re doing. Okay. What did you do? Are you like I think I was like uh with the radar. Oh, okay. Yeah. So, we will go with boats to the the other islands. Yeah. and then put the like mobile radars and then just sit and watch boats going past. It sounds pretty chill. Yeah, I kind of see what I does. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. Ships. Yeah. Ships. Do you know why? Yeah. Okay. Or actually I found the streams like week ago. His streams. Yeah. I know because I use the stream buddy. So you’re a stream buddy enjoyer. That’s good. But but I didn’t know he was ships enjoyer. Yeah, I didn’t know that either until fairly recently. He used to be a geocaching man. Now he’s a ship spot man. So that’s probably our ferry out in the distance. Yeah. The big one. Oh, the small one. Yes, they’re small fairies. All right. Those are smaller than even the coastal fairies to get to the small islands off of Vancouver. Well, okay. This is just a passenger ferry. It’s not a car ferry. So, well, that’s that’s a car. But well, the big wide, but it’s not big one. Maybe if you compare it to like boats which are going in the Mediterranean Sea Car. Yeah. Then then that’s more like pretty decent size boat, but it’s just one looks like one deck of cars. Two two deck. Two decks. Is it? Yeah. Ours have three. But yeah, where I’m from, like BC Fairies, coast of Canada. I think it’s one of like the largest like car carrying ferry passenger lines for the how big the boats are cuz they just What kind of road it goes between Vancouver Island and Vancouver? 450 cars can fit on that on that one. How many? That’s Someone said 450. That’s actually a lot. Yeah. Big because if you see the like the where the like the big window starts. Yeah. I think that that’s the like first floor without I see. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. If you look at the um back of the boat, there is like four or five big windows. Yeah. So I think that’s the first floor where the normal Yeah. Yeah. Just Google Vanc way smaller. I’m talking about our ferry which is really small. Just from initial looking at it, I thought it’s just like one entry level for fairies or for cars rather where the Vancouver have like a lower deck and then like upper deck. There is also possible to go with tunnel. There is one tunnel and they used actually for the ambulances and only that only that but not anymore because it’s like collapsed I think. Oh, so it’s closed now. So yeah, now it’s closed. So they go with there is like some emergency. Yeah. A few times I have saw like police boats there. just come with that do their stuff. I see on the coastal islands off of Vancouver Island where I’m from, it’s like there usually isn’t police or anything stationed there. So like after the last ferry runs, it’s kind of like you’re on your own unless there’s an extreme emergency and then yeah, they’ll like send a boat or something. But for the most part, like there’s a mentality of it’s like a shut in at a bar where it’s just like the rules don’t apply anymore cuz who’s here to stuff. There is actually when the high school starts. Yeah. The older ones the the ones with who are like ending their high school that year. Yeah. They go with the youngest ones to and they have like the rituals. They have started the high school. Hazing. Yeah. And you know plenty of time the police will come there and say now you have to go back. Okay. When we go inside, let’s try to get upstairs and take some good Yeah. No, we’ll try. We’re fairly close to the front, so hopefully we can get in here because if you look back, there’s a lot of people already. Yeah. And I think they start the running at about mine is going to expire 3:00 a.m. Maybe 5:00 a.m. Really? Yeah. And maybe stop at 2. Something like that. So the ferry doesn’t run for 3 hours. So 21 hours you can. That’s actually pretty impressive. It’s late service. there. Someone said the tunnel was refurbished 2017 2018. Okay. So maybe the tunnel is working out. I don’t know. We can’t take it anyway. It’s for emergency vehicles. Yeah. We can go there. I know where the entrance for is is for that. How’s so far? No, I really enjoyed it. It’s been nice. Like it’s a beautiful city and it’s it’s it’s very busy, but like that’s to be expected. capital city and all. This most of this trip I spent in like Linland just with trees and mosquitoes. It’s pretty different there. Yeah. Did you see any see any reindeers? Oh, so many. Okay. Barely any in Norway. If any in Norway and then as soon as I got to Finland, they’re just like plenty of everywhere. Ryan forest almost in the center. No, like Yeah. Central Park. How it like spraws so far in the north. Yeah. But it takes you like right into close to the center of the city before you Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In Helsinki. Yeah. So that was kind of cool cuz like usually when you’re going into city like you start to get like some suburbs like in the outskirts and then it gets a bit more populary. Oh yeah. Right now probably going to Yeah. drink some beer. It’s 3 p.m. So are we beer over there? They have beer but only like one place where or two places. Well that’s enough. Only need one place. I was summoned going on a ship without me. Yeah. Look at this ship. I called it small. It’s a big biggest one. Yeah. Everyone in chess just like Finland makes the biggest cruise ships in the world. You don’t call a Finnish ship small. Everyone will get very defensive. I’m sorry Finland for insulting the size of it’s a passenger ferry. It doesn’t have to be big. And it couldn’t be too big because then it cannot go to the summit. Yeah. This is intern Chloe sending her love. By the way, make sure Tanya doesn’t work too hard when she joins you. She came here just to sky sauna. She’s not going to work at all. She didn’t even want to like hang out with us. I don’t think she just wanted the sky sauna, which is fair. Like I understand that. I was going to say I wouldn’t want to hang out with me either, but no. I I would just want a sky sauna. Go, go, go, go, go. Oh, that’s what we were saying. Yeah. Straight to the upper decks. Yeah. Yeah. She don’t want to go inside. No, it’s going to be hot and miserable. Yeah. I’m just going to claim a seat. That’s fine. We did it, guys. All right. Don’t lose this. Is she going to cosplay? Yeah, she actually is going to cosplay. I don’t know what she’s cosplaying as, but she’s bringing her thing with. Yeah, you know what you’re cosplaying for. No, I don’t even know what I’m cosplaying as. Maybe. Maybe. I’d rather they need to get bald or but even like buy like I was as spam. I need to like are bathing. So now you can see the the the different pools on the right are like they’re normal pools. Yeah. And that one that’s like sea water. So there’s like just lets the sea water. Yeah. And I I was scanning to see if people were bathing naked like you guys said. They have that’s like illegal. Is it you think it’s illegal or just Okay. Okay. Because this is not like public beach. Oh, is it private establishment? Okay. Yeah. Sh needs to go bald at some point anyway. No, I I’m fighting my baldness, right? We’re working on it. Might not work, but I don’t necessarily have to go bald. I just might. you would be faster when you bike, but I’m wearing a helmet anyway. The hair isn’t creating any extra drag. What people do say is like my legs, you know, the hair on there at at like if I’m going like 40 or something like that, it probably is a measurable amount of like watts lost. Yeah. And if you’re like taking time trials, but now you’re just like going like No. Yeah. I don’t need to save every single watt, but I want to cuz it’s fun to go fast. thinking. But now it would be like easy if you take your hair and then you also take your like from your leg and put it on my head. No, you take both both off. Both off. Oh, okay. I thought we were like fighting the baldness with like hair. Weird. Like I got enough hair down here. That’s weird. K. 7% more efficient if you shave your legs. I don’t think you can give a number to it because the thing is when you’re going slow and there’s you’re barely pushing any air, the difference will be negligible. It won’t exist. But the faster you go, the more uh air resistance becomes a factor, the more every bit of aerodynamic improvement you make actually makes a bigger and bigger impact. I’m going slow usually. God bless you. Thank you. The sea breeze is pretty good. Yeah, it’s hot today. I think it’s 28 or 29 today and tomorrow also. That doesn’t count as a snot. I don’t think the sneezing. Well, I guess like you can. It’s not a snot rocket. That’s what it’s made for. All right. And we’re off. We are moving and there you can also see the tallest buildings. Ah yeah. Are those kalas apartments? Yeah, apartments. Yeah, most of them. I think the one building is like office building and rest of them are like apartments. Okay. They are expensive apartments. People say that they are like Tik Tok apartments. Ah very expensive then. Very expensive. And there is pretty good views. Yeah. But like if you open the Tik Tok and check all the videos, all the influencers are going in there. Okay. Most of them at least. Well, they’re probably all networking together, you know, just like collaborating on their Tik Tok content. It’s purely for business reasons, which makes it a business expense. Oh, they film their videos there, too. They can claim it. Where? Oh, in the in the building. Yeah, it’s where they film their videos. So, now this is a a filming studio. Yeah, it’s a cost of doing business basically. There’s the sky sauna. Well, you can’t really see it right now. Well, you can see the wheel, but you can’t Yeah, you can see the um champagne one, which is going to get us as well, I think. Oh, there’s this guys. Yeah, the other Swedish Swedish boat will be here. So, this is the place for that. Okay. Yeah. And they actually have like a pretty big uh low case going on with the Ala Seafool and the boat company. The a big what going on? Uh low case. Low case. Um the court case. Court case. Yeah. So the it was I think 5 years ago in the winter something happened with the boat. Yeah. Or with the ropes I think and the boat got straight to the Ala sele. Oh. And it broke it a lot. Yeah. And they are like now wanting 16 million for that. Something like that. And of course they are not want to pay that. Yeah. So, this guy’s a lawyer on GTRP. So, he is going to Which Which side are you on? I don’t know yet. You haven’t decided? I don’t know. I I haven’t decided. Okay. And then you can see there is the Swami Finland. Oh. Oh, the uh border. Yeah. Border. Because when you go out from the boat, you will go there and after that you are in pin. I see. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is like no go zone or like no one. So eight knots speed on the ship. We’re freaking flying, guys. And that’s the part of eastern Helsinki there. You could say that eastern Helsinki starts from there and then it’s more more to east across the bridge. Yeah. Yeah. The actually the bridge is like they’re building it now. Yeah. Uh the idea is that there will be coming a tram to see the center in 15 minutes. Yeah. So before the bridge what did was there another bridge? Uh no, you had to go to Herton which are like more middle in the it’s like there like further up there and then you have to take metro and I’m not sure. Yeah. So it would be like from there if you go now at the moment it’s like 30 35 minutes. Yeah. So it will cut 20 minutes off. Another they got different styles to them. They’re different types of boats. Smaller boat. Oh yeah. like a lot of eyes Is that someone’s summer cottage? Yeah, I think I don’t remember which one was it. But the one of the islands were they were selling it like 10 years ago. Yeah. Feel like that’s a pretty premium summer cottage. Yeah, I think I think it was this one maybe because then there is another island which is like public island and you can take like ferry to also there. Yeah, there’s actually a bunch of people on it. So, it could be a public island also. You want a beer now? I’ll need a drink of some sort soon. Doesn’t have to necessarily be a beer or alcoholic. We can be if you want. Let’s see. Let’s check it out. We go there. There is like a bar and restaurant right by. And there is also a shop like normal. Okay. Okay. Okay. There is cafe according to IR map on the island there in that one. It could be. Yeah, maybe. I know that that island which is there. Yeah, there is a cafe and actually that boat is coming from there on the ferry or actually that ferry is going from Kati where we left it goes first and then it goes to that island and back back to Kpati. Okay. I think it was this one that was for sale. Yeah. Maybe they’ve just opened the cafe. Bigger island on right has restaurant. Yeah, there is a Oh, there is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that’s that’s fun. Small, very small. Well, yeah, the building is like tiny. So, I’m like cafe. I’m like, is there All the tan lines are coming in, guys. and that’s So this one’s the restaurant one then guys. Yeah, this one. Yeah, this is much bigger. Yeah, but it’s public island also. So you can go there. You can. Yeah. Yeah. Like with Right to Rome, can you have a private island that like you don’t allow access onto? Yeah, of course. Or well, of course, you have the the thing Yokameo in Finland which you are also using that you can just go anywhere and you can just sit there and then. Yeah. And then gen it’s like right of passage too. Like you walk through the woods even if someone owns them kind of thing like So those are the sightseeing boards we saw earlier. Okay. And you see the like the big big teleask there. Uh that’s military island like fully military island. I’m going to give up coming up to now. So we have almost 2 hours before time to be here and then then we have and that gives us an hour to eat still. Yeah. Yeah. So now it’s almost 3 here in the Is it really quiet here in the winter? like people that go here like if you’re in the military or whatever. Yeah. But like tourists came also. They do still of course but not like this much. But they still like but it’s not like fully quiet still. I think we actually have to come a little bit earlier can get to the boat. Yeah. Yeah. If you leave here, you will get a like VIP pass. Then you can go in front of everyone. Yeah, you can get I think those people there different side. So they will be go first. There ain’t many. I think it’s 900 people. Yeah. So who lives here? Pretty squash. Yeah. camera. Camera, but no, that’s not your camera. This is good. [Music] You can only live there for a certain time and then you have to apply for it again. You can’t just like own a place here. This will take a moment. It’s got Heat. Heat. All right. Should we go to the corn market first for a drink? Yeah, sure. You want? Yeah. Something cold to drink. Yeah, you’re right. Residents only. Yeah. How are you? [Music] It’s so busy. So the ferry will leave here from 10. This will be 50 and 1650. So 1650 is the ferry will take 1650. Yeah. Okay. We should be about 5 10 5. Is that enough time to eat? Cuz we got to be there right at this for the sky sound. That’s like take out speed. My my recommendation would be that we would eat something small before we go to sauna. Yeah. Because it’s not good to eat too much before you go to and then eat again. Eat after that. Okay. All right. We can check what the situation at 5. Yeah. Yeah. It’s very food motivated. This place is going to be real busy, too. Yeah, this is going to be mayhem in the shops. I regret being thirsty. Being thirsty was a bad choice. Well, we can make it. We can make it together. If we do this together. Yeah. And like it’s kind of a situation where like when you’re like in traffic in traffic jam, you’re like, “Oh, I’m stuck in traffic.” Yeah. Yeah. You’re stuck in traffic, but you also are traffic. I am traffic and then you can left again. Okay. Ginger shot. [ __ ] yeah. I may water my water. Okay. Are you getting a beer? I think. Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, then I have to get a beer. Actually, I would pick problem be good. Lemon lime rattler. That might be a nice starting one cuz it’s a low ABV. I’ll try one, too. thick sandals. I’ve had a million sandals. [Music] I’ve had Ray I’ve had sandals. I’ve had it in different strengths. I’ve had it in different colors. Wait, that’s the car that comes in different colors. Anyway, no. Isn’t there black canned sandals, too? Island beer. Too busy. I already committed. using an ice cream. No, the drink’s I’m trying the same Rler that our friend here is getting. I thought rattler on in the hot day is like nice. It’s refreshing. Good as in Germany. It’s decent, but not good as Yeah. Yeah. Got water, too. I have a ginger shot and a Rattler. That’s better than water. [Music] 1.2. It’s only 2.8%. It’s pretty much not alcohol. Spam hats back. I switch my hats up. Sometimes wear hats. I don’t. It’s sunny today if I don’t want to burn my scalp. You know, bald man and all. Not 22, 2.2. Get over here, man. 22% like this says I would that would do the trick. That’s like guarding your like presents. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Mom. How about some more seizu? No. More sea su. I have so many things to see. No. People keep bringing me it and I’m like I can only have so much at a time. [Music] Sandals is beer. I know. No, I can get it. You just got my ticket. What do you mean? You’re my guest. Oh, no. Thank you. I had sandals for like as a sound of beer. It works great as a sound of beer. It’s not interesting though. Which one? Sandals. It’s a basic logger. Basic basic logger. But there’s nothing wrong with like it’s just a logger. Yeah. And it’s the same as car. It’s the same fine beer when you go sour. Yeah. No, it just there’s something to drink. But I don’t even want it to be like a complex beer, like a strong beer. I want light and easy to drink. Try other beer. I’m getting a rapper. I already showed you guys what I or told you and showed you. Did something. Did good night sleep? Like I slept fine, but I didn’t sleep enough. Right. He’s He got a sports drink. He’s smart. I’m just raw dogging a ginger shot and a rattler. So, we can make it now like we have 1 hour. 1 hour. 1 hour each because I think we want to be early here. Yeah. But Well, okay. One sec. I just want to drink my ginger shot and get rid of it cuz there real quick. I just want my ginger shot then we can go. I just I just like the burn. It reminds me I’m alive. [Music] So you have like time to time remind your life. Yeah. Sometimes I forget. Yeah, that’s a good thing. Oh, some people are very strict. Yeah, we we didn’t have any opportunity now, right? I’ll have to check my phone running the stream at some point. I haven’t charged it since we started this. So, it might just die. If the stream dies, that’s probably why. This is the island where I live. You lived here? Yeah, that one. Yeah. Go live the See this guy’s his house. The big one there on the right there to your house. Yeah, sure. Make a little walk there. So, this is the mil. Okay. But you can’t like Is it still used for military use? Yeah. Yeah. So, we can’t like operate the radar or anything. No, we are not. The boats are here. No, they are not. So, the like they were 55 peopleish. Yeah. So all all serving are mandatory military service. Is this considered a desirable posting? What do you mean? As in like so you have to it’s conscription. You have to serve and then they tell you what where to go, right? Yeah. Well, they when when you turn 18, you go to the like I don’t know what what it’s called, but they will then there will be three big guys, you know, and they will be saying, “Okay, what do you want? Do you want to go that place or that place or that place? When do you want to go there? I like to think that the uh decision makers, they base off of the size of them. Three big guys there. There’s like but you know my No, I know. I know. Yeah. So then then I just said that I want to go to the Navy. Yeah. And I would like to start like in a half a year. Yeah. After I have like ended my high school. Yeah. Actually, you can go there. It’s closed. Oh, yeah. But yeah, those buildings are the buildings where they’re like Yeah. So, since we can’t go there, it’s not worth going this way. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Because it’s like turn around. Yeah. But yeah, every uh men have to serve that. Yeah. And if you’re lucky, you can come to here. Cuz to me in in my head, I’m like, this sounds like a nice place to be posted. And it’s right outside Helsinki and you get like weekend leave so like you can go like have a social life. Yeah, it is. This is if they like posted you to like the eastern border in Lapland or something like that, then like it’s hard to have a life outside. This is like heaven. Yeah. Okay. You have to do your service like from 8:00 a.m. or 6:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. Yeah. But after that, you’re free. Yeah. You just And you’re in a place where you can actually feel free cuz there’s a whole Just go 15 minutes. The capital city is right there. Yeah. Yeah. And fun fact, when I was here, Pokémon Go was released same time. And do you know this is like we are in the middle of ocean basically. Yeah. There here was all the rare sea Pokémons. Oh. So, you know, we had the military suit. This guy had the [ __ ] best Pokémon Go account back then. Yeah. Yeah. And we just roaming around with with our buddies here playing Pokémon Go. There you go. Finnish military. Get the best Pokémon. All the sea Pokémon. Well, the Navy gets the good sea Pokemon. Maybe the people on the eastern border get the good land Pokemon. I don’t know. But it was kind of cool when it came out. Like I played too for a little bit and like I lived in Calgary, the city in Canada that point. And like everyone hang out in the points where you could have like multiple Pokéstops like overlapping. So there’s like parks in the city where people just like lay in the grass and kind of everyone’s doing the same thing. So there’s like camaraderie. Everyone was nice. And yeah, it lasted for like a few months. And But but there’s like a wholesome area where everyone was playing Pokémon Go back in the day. Yeah, back in the day. It was funny. You would leave like two three buddies catch Pokémon at the end of the day like three to four rooms. Yeah. Here like the last church. Yeah. for Pokemon or is like one of those spots that you could spin and get Pokeballs and stuff like that. Did Did you have us like one of those Poké stops here? Yeah, the church. That was the Okay. Yeah. Hey, these aren’t Canada goose. You’re a Don’t hiss at me. I don’t trust geese. Actually, this is called honey in Finnish, but I don’t know what it is in English. They look more like the geese from that Pixar movie, Disney movie they just came out with. [Applause] barnacle goose. Yeah. So there is like four bigger islands. Yeah. We are at the moment up there near to the church. Yeah. And Oh, you can walk all the way to the end of the island. Mhm. It shouldn’t take 30 minutes maybe to go there. Yeah. Yeah. [Applause] Okay. I think I got to stop somewhere cuz it’s getting later in the day. Like I got my my unweathered skin out and I’m going to burn cuz I showered. Do you have sunscreen? Yeah, I do on. Yeah. [Applause] And there’s like I think few cafes and few restaurants and few museums. Yeah. But that’s about it. [Applause] And actually one library also. One library. public library. [Applause] This is the same time. This is church, but this is also lighthouse. Oh, it’s a lighthouse, too. Yeah. Yeah. Is it still in operation? Yes, it’s still in operation. And uh lights are blinking. I think four short blinks if I remember correctly. Yeah, okay. Well, it’s probably a good time for me to sunscreen. [Applause] Sunscreen rock. I love the yours. You put sunscreen. I have some. Yeah. Or Yeah, I’m putting some cuz I’m going to uh turn red. Still got that pasty Canadian skin. Do you need any? No thanks. No. Do you wear sunscreen or you just like Oh, just raw dog it. Yeah, I’m just raw. I shoot WKS tipped $1. Thank you. We’ve made it to the big city. Not enough sleep but no pity. Finnish military good at Pokémon Go. He said it himself. It must be so. Canada geese can be quite mean. Leave them alone to not create a scene. There you go. Os for hogs daily poetry. Much appreciated. And see, and you got Brian back. Everything’s good. Got to protect the corn. Sun will fade our corn guys. New tent been acquired. Yeah, we got it yesterday. Camped in it yesterday in a backyard. I approve of it. It’s a much bigger footprint. So, we will have times where we’re in a dense bit of bush. Be hard to set up, but about to see you protecting your skin. I only got one skin. Let’s keep it there. Are you going in zoo? I don’t think we’re going to the zoo today, but I don’t know what we’re doing other days to be honest. There is zoo pretty nearby. Yeah, I don’t like zoos that much to be honest. I don’t like And it’s to be fair, it’s not like there is animals like normal animals. Nothing like special. Yeah, for the most part animals in captivity are I’m like, you know, they’re just in a cage. But I understand like there is like reasons to keep animals in captivity. Some can’t be released back into the wild and they just die otherwise. So, you can keep them there, I guess. But like, so you don’t know the plan for the rest of the days? Uh, like I think I’ve heard a couple things, but I don’t know. Tanya sent me like an itinerary thing and I skimmed through it, but I was Okay. So, you saw that one? Yeah. Okay. She sent you the same. Yeah, probably. Is Hitch going to rope con? Yes. You’re going to cosplay. You role play already. It’s a role playing convention. I could be like the lawyer. Just come come with the suit. Come with the suit. You got a good suit or a lawyer suit, but it will be like so hot here. So, wait, is it not inside somewhere that’s air conditioned? Yeah, but you have to go there beforehand. Okay, of course. But I don’t know if I come with you guys and you both have like cosplayed then I almost had to. Oh, if you came like you’d have to cosplay. Well, like yeah, it’s cosplay roleplay convention. But the thing is you do role play. What’s your thing? Or one of your things? I did. You did? You don’t? Not anymore. I haven’t played the GTAP line. Did you lose a court case and you you’re just like I retired? Actually, I actually I was first lawyer and then then I was judge after that. You were a judge? Yeah. Yeah. We founded like courthouse in Finnish RP server, the biggest Finnish RP server that time. And then I was the judge of that. Yeah, I agree with that. It was it was like feeling like real job at compile. Yeah. And did you know people are coming? I just want I just got speeding ticket and I want to do something with that. I’m like, bro, this is my new job now. So, people just like come up and role play that they had something to Did they like pre-plan this? How does this even work? Is it just like like uh improv on the spot or is there actual like narrative going on? Both. There were there were both. It depended lots of lot of about the other player how he played that. Yeah, I could play a hitchhiker. I know how to be a hitchhiker. I don’t even have to act. We going as sangu. We could. Have you played sangu? Yeah. Yeah. Every Finnish people have. Thank you. Yeah. When when we born. Yeah. That’s the first thing we do in Son. Absolutely. See, some people here like Finnish people don’t actually do Saklanu. Yeah. They’re lying because they are like shame of shame. Don’t be shameful of your culture. All right. It’s part of who you guys are. Can’t put that Here, I’ll check charge on this. Sorry. Better in your face. I prefer to act like I’m doing the walk of shade middle of day. Yeah. Yeah. Like in Wednesday. Hey, it’s a great day to do it. All right. Um, what’s the sound? 60%. Oh, that’s actually okay. the battery. Yeah, cuz I haven’t charged that the whole time. Really? The or the phone? Phone runs it. The camera I have charged once, but I’ll need to charge it soon. But just when we go into the sauna, I won’t be able to recharge things at that point cuz that’ll make it even hotter. I already Yeah, because I was thinking how the camera handles the sauna because we’re going to put it like outside. Yeah, we have to put low by the door. But the thing is like I don’t know. We’re in a I can just like start with this and if that crashes then I can switch to a phone stream. You would need what uh the what’s it what is called in English? The suction suction cup. What do you put in the car? No, call me. We should like put it from the outside. Be risky of the suction cup. Be a great clip. Good clip at least. Yeah, it’s a win-win. See streamer brain. It would be a great clip. Yeah, it’s a win-win situation. If it stays, then then we have a good screen. But it drops then we have a good That’s the way to think about it. Uh Matt Matt Mate Matt Matt, thank you for the 300 bits. iPhone Pro or iPhone Max? Mine is an iPhone Pro but not the Pro Max. Is it small still? Okay, let’s get out of here. Which sign are you going to? Sky Sauna. Belos is here. Hi. Wait. I I don’t know how many people we can go in there. But you want to join. I’m going to crack this and then we could get back to walking. When are you going? Six. Six. Do you know how many people can fit in this sky? I think the whole lounge can fit like 16 people, but I don’t know about the sound. In the sound itself, cuz the sound thing itself is pretty, but I guess you can take turns and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. Is it 1 hour? 1 hour. Yeah. Yeah. It can be pretty tough to be someone for 1 hour. Yeah, you like 3 minutes rotation and you just tell them when you want to stop and get out. So, we can make it work. Can you continue? Yeah, he’s got full hands. Go up three in each pod. There’s only one sopod. The other unique one is the champagne one, which are going after. Well, yeah. I expect TA to get us the champagne one, too. How’s the ride? It’s nice on a hot day like this. I like it. So yeah, what we’re doing here is exploring the island a little bit here and then we’re going back going to grab a quick bite and then um salad away so I can drink my drink anyway. when you did your tandem stream trip. Yeah. How did you set up the camera to film it? Well, I was just started like half year ago right before that. Yeah. So, I just put it in the front. Was it an action camera or something? No, we just filmed. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, real shaky and all that stuff. Yeah. Well, like that was mine, too. Like my first one was a cell phone stream. I just mounted it to my helmet though and my head in my head I’m like well my head will do a little stabilization more than the frame of the bike. Yeah, exactly. So yeah, but now now I’m building a training bag. So now I should be just use an iPhone. Use Moblin. Excuse me. Just use an iPhone and Moblin. Well, I sold my iPhone. Oh no. Yeah. Which I used for streaming. Yeah. And I was like, “Okay, now I’m buying all the stuff for the And then when I started building that, then there was like, oh, there is a mob. Everyone sick. Cuz like how I have like those two camera angles. Like it’s literally just two DJI cameras wirelessly connected to an iPhone. That’s it. Are they connected with their TMP? Uh yeah. Yeah. Cuz like bell box and stuff, they don’t uh feature like uh the picture and picture and stuff like that. You have to get like a broadcast switcher to do that. Cuz that’s originally what I did. I is I had a bell box for my live view and I had this big thing that I could like switch between my HDMI cameras. Yeah. They’re not that meaningful. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, streamer talk. I don’t get to spend that much time talking to people that actually stream, especially IRL streamers actually know how IRL streaming goes cuz it’s complicated sometimes. It’s complicated and well at least in Finland, many of them just use the phone because it’s easy. And when you are like doing walking streams, yeah, it’s enough. It’s enough. Yeah, it’s enough. But if you need something like a bit hardcore, then you have to like start to do stuff on your own or then you just put 30,000 to TVU back. Yeah. have your speed something, you know, TVU once like before they got popular again. Uh this was in 2019, they messaged me and they wanted me to try out their TVU1 or something like that thing and they picked me just randomly and emailed me and I’m like, okay. So, I decided to try it. But like it’s for hitchhiking and my annoyance with there that is just like we’re still like HDMI cameras and I then I’m tethered to my backpack and I’m trying to carry a heavy hiking backpack and then hitch anyway. And then I’m also just like, “Okay, you don’t own it. You’re just testing it out and giving feedback.” I’m like, “Okay, what happens if it gets stolen or breaks?” And they’re like, “It’s $10,000.” And I’m like, “I just like started streaming recently before that.” And I’m like, like I don’t know about that. That’s a lot of money. So like tech has progressed since then, but it wasn’t for me. Every day. Every day. You see pretty. Yeah. I haven’t had chat for the past couple minutes. Let’s pull up chat. And it’s also possible to take one ferry from here to back to the market square. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, that one it’s much like slower one. Oh, okay. But as you can see, not much people. No. Yeah. I’m curious when the next one runs. It probably runs less frequently as well, right? Yeah. Yeah. I think that’s the only one which so maybe one an hour. Yeah. Can hear my clips on my sandals just clanging on the rocks. Go that to check the submarine. It was like a like a museum submarine or an active submarine. It was active, but now it’s museum submarine. Well, I assume most submarines were active at some point otherwise. What is the purpose? You never know. You never know. What was I made for? Yeah. But after the Second World War, Finland agreed that we cannot have any submarines for I think 50 years or something like that. So, we had five submarines, six. Chad can correct me if I’m wrong. And all the rest they just demolished those. Yeah. But this is the only one we have left. Yeah. Now we could have submarines again, but we don’t have I saw Nor uh in Norway. We saw a Norwegian submarine when I was on a ferry. That was kind of cool. You saw that? Yeah. Oh. Just like out cruising around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One of my jobs jobs in military was to listen sounds under the water. [ __ ] it, you know. Sorry. No, don’t. Okay. Well, well, yeah, I lost my focus now. I’m just like, why is she bent over like that? And I’m just like, oh god. All right. Sorry, I had to change the camera angle there. No, this is just a pee. A fountain peeing. Jesus. When you have to pee, you have to pee. You think about dudes from Finland. Yeah. Changing the topic. Yeah. Uh I watched them when I was a kid. They were just You have in like mid 2000s, like 2005 to 10 era or something like that. I remember them cuz I’m just like I was all into that jackass stuff back then cuz you know as teenagers and kids are and that was just like Finnish jackass. But like they still they’re still doing stuff. They just aren’t doing as much stupid stuff, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have to go down there. It’s maybe open. Miss someone peeing. Maybe we could reenact how it was happening. But it’s like Oh, yeah. Have you ever been inside of submarine? Is it not a Faraday cage? It’s a metal thing. Good question. Let Let’s Let’s go check out this outside. Yeah. I think because I have one time stream from inside submarine. Yeah. But it was like with Oh, okay. years ago. Yeah. Dudson’s came before jackass yesterday. They started like very early and then they just Yeah. It’s not a race for who comes first. All right. Sorry. You have to give something to us. It’s a tiny country north. So, we have to win something at least. New birth, by the way. Oh, not quite alive. Mati just resubscribed for 2 months. Borg/somina has bad historical rep because the commander surrendered pretty fast in Sweden Russia war in 1808. Bad historical reputation from 1808. 1808. And then we were under the Russia. Yeah, that’s dead end. So maybe we don’t go to the line now. Okay. Well, anyway, here’s But you don’t see Yeah. outside. So you guys think you’ve made a mistake at work. Imagine that mistake and then people being like, “This whole island has a bad reputation because of you surrendering early. You’re doing fine. Don’t worry about it. You made a mistake. Everyone does. You didn’t make a 200year two over 200 year historical mistake. We can go around here. [Applause] What is that? That’s how I’m transporting the trailer back to Canada. The boat is like a sauna inside. There a week ago. We’re going to a sauna later. I don’t want to go to sauna right now. I only want a room to feel like a sauna when it is a sauna. I don’t want a room to feel like a sauna when it’s not supposed to be a sauna. [Applause] His name is the Gibralar of the Baltic. Yeah, that’s correct. like very much looks like for some sort, but like Jibralter is like a big [ __ ] mountain, but the purpose was the same. Yeah. Yeah. Is it like just like you have to like defend the area? Yeah. From there. You’re cycling back to Canada in a submarine. Cuz why not? I just like all the other Finlands has been under Sweden, under Russia. Yeah. Now Finland and also when we had the Civil War in Finland, I think it was 1918. You had a Civil War when? 1918. Oh, I think I said 1980. After the independence. Okay. Yeah. So I’m like in the 80s. Is that No, not in the 80s. Not in the 80s. I heard 8 0, not 1 eight. Yeah. I’m like, why have I not heard of that? That’s like pretty recent history. Yeah. So, I think uh now if I’m right, it was rights versus lefts in the civil war and as it usually is and it usually this was I think Swamina was prison camp for leftists. Yeah. So they bring leftist here and keep keep them here. They cannot go anywhere basically. And it’s still a prison island. Well, yeah, basically. Yeah. Minimum security though. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe correction on the fact that it was basically commies versus national. Yeah, we got the correction. Yeah, it’s but you know what I mean. But honestly, it’s best if we’re actually trying to learn for you to just like spew out whatever you think it is cuz the best way to get a the correct answer on the internet is to give an incorrect answer on the internet. So either way, we’re going to get the right answer. And that’s what I mean. But someone might not spit out that fact unless you you said what you said, right? No one might talk about that. We have chat. Yeah. Yeah. What would we do without Yeah. Right. A lot of productive things. [Applause] I’m juggling so many things in my hands. You need any help? Could I be your cameraman? No, it’s okay. I’m not speed. But no, no, no, you could be. Well, we can train. Like when he came to Helsinki, I didn’t watch, but I heard a lot about it. I’m like that sounds like the most stressful, uncomfortable environment to trying to be streaming in. Yeah. But also like kind of convenient because the craziness is part of the content. So like you’re just existing. creates content because everyone else does crazy [ __ ] around you guys. I told you guys if you guys say I’m limping, you get 10 minutes. No, he’s not limping. I just checked again. Yay. Also, this is pretty rough terrain where we are. S these stone passer not exactly 1534 we are almost in there and okay then we will just take the almost same road back and go back to the market it’s a busy place [Applause] If I remember correctly, that’s the prison. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Prison the house. Where did they leave? Like you said, minimum security prison. So, they’re just not allowed to leave the island. probably have a curfew and stuff like we got to climb. [Applause] I’m good. You good? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [Applause] [Music] That’s a little bit nice. And as I said before that we have the cruises for Sweden. We have also to Estonia M. That’s just coming back from that’s the one there. Yeah. Yeah. Takes about 2 hours. That’s what I’ll be on. [Applause] [Applause] That’s pretty nice. And right there, the buildings. Mhm. The expensive buildings are right there. Mhm. So where you live? Yeah. Me and all the other streamers from Finland. Yeah. [Applause] Did it say 20% grade? But my GPS gives the inclination in the Yeah. [Applause] [Applause] some cannons. [Applause] You allowed to ride it. I don’t know. Probably not. There is something Don’t walk up that path to preserve the historical fort. It’s not a very good fort if a pedestrian is going to break it, but it is probably a few hundred years old, so that’s fair. [Applause] Is there like a point out here like a Oh, just loop. Yeah. Yeah. So, we can go this way. Yeah. [Applause] Fore battery here. That’s the I’m guessing. Oh, looks like a Hobbiton over there. People say sometimes this is the place where they filmed Hobbit. Not true. As far as I know. I guess this is great place to come to picnic. M chill. Yeah, especially on a day like today. There’s so many people just like laying on the beach and stuff. Yeah. [Applause] There was one [Applause] guys. What like era of artillery is this? cuz it looks like like age of sale era like on a ship but just everything we had for the second world war. That’s what you had for the second like some countries were dealing with some pretty old antiquated stuff back then. It’s like steampunk. I would say that this is from maybe all the way from the 1700s. Yeah. [Applause] They’re not 1800s. 1877. Late 1800s. 1800s. Well, then it’s probably built by Russians. No. Yeah. [Applause] Wait, another one. is like, hold up, what is the diameter? Just stay there for a second. That’s like 10 in. It’s like 12 in cannon. Can someone tell me what they actually are? [Applause] Does anyone else measure the width of their hands to be able to like conveniently measure things? Good side. [Applause] Good handling all this [Applause] 11 in. Uh, it’s 11 in. 11. I was an inch off. Okay. Almost. Almost. confirmed. It’s 1880. 1880. 1880. Okay. [Applause] Okay. I finished my drink. So, I’ll be a little more stable now. [Applause] [Applause] The top segment of your thumb is an inch. But everyone’s thumb is going to be different. Anatomy is fairly diverse. [Applause] You see? Y I personally love the yo yo yo y yes I don’t know it just like has a nice tone to it y y y but it should have a nice tone because it gives Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There is like few islands and next is Yeah. About 70 kilometers from here. Yeah. [Applause] Why’ I crush the pants? Cuz I need to hold it. All right. My hands full. I have one freehand. You have a freehand? Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, man. See, they gave this canon a nice seagull [ __ ] spot. See, that’s that’s not like the official Finnish flag. That’s like the military flag. Oh, so they add a little red dude. What is it? Yeah, that’s the code of arms thing or what is it? Yeah. Or the what’s it called? Is it crest in English? Yeah. Yeah. And also if you look the end of the flag Yeah. Yeah. This isn’t like for England or UK. The Union Jack is actually a military flag. It’s like the naval flag. Flag of England. It’s just a white background red cross. Yeah. Yeah. And then they just add a bunch of other things to it. Scotland and but they use the Union Jack as like internationally it’s like the recognizable flag. hot. [Applause] Oh, is that pizzeria? Yeah, there is a pizzeria. Ah, pretty good pizzas. Are they? Yeah, they are. They have like I think one or two times. Yeah. So, like one of those like pizza oven pizzas or like a normal baked one? if I remember correctly. I think we should Are we trying to straight line back? Is it? Yeah. Get pizza. No, we’re going back and then get pizza. Going back. Okay, we have 1 hour. Okay. But it should be enough because there is few times I have have to have like run back. Have you? Yeah. Yeah. You know, play too much Pokémon Go. Yeah. Then you see that it’s 10:00 p.m. and then you have to run like crazy. Someone said, “Hold up. I had the worst pizza ever in that place.” Wow. Okay. Maybe you just had bad luck. Or maybe you have low standards for pizza. Honestly, it’s hard to do a bad pizza in my opinion. Yeah. Yeah. I’m [Applause] here toilets if needed. I’m trying to save up for the sauna. Once we’re stuck in the sky sauna, I’m going to do a little What you doing there? And then the sauna stones. I’m going to make do my own lolu. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’s part of the culture here, too. Yeah. We did a little joking. Also do that. Yeah. Please don’t do that. It smells like I know. No, that would be horrible. Like Yeah. I think that’s a war crime or something. This is by they got a freaking draw bridge. Yeah, it’s like kings. Think they ever actually used? People just both come there and then we go inside from here. Okay. Well, that’s like a [ __ ] like movie. They arrive here and then open the draw bridge and then let the king in from the medieval. All right, Tanya, why didn’t you organize that for me? But this is the smallest part, the the Swedish boat, the Sweden boat. Yeah, we saw earlier. It goes from here. It goes through this narrow channel. Yeah. Oh, really? They’re going to say it docks here. I’m like, it’s an interesting port. Four passengers. Yeah. Oh snatch. [Music] [Applause] That’s [Applause] And yeah, this area was easy to defend because well, you have that where you can come inside and then you have the other side. Yeah. Where we have big guns. Yeah. Except except for that that one guy who didn’t defend it. Yeah. Who the easiest all this defensible thing, but they’re just like, “Yeah, no. I don’t feel I need to speak about a pizza.” Oh, no. There’s a few things we want. So Tony, we learned there’s this there’s one uh sky sauna, but there’s also a sky uh champagne one. And we’re supposed to also get you to get us the champagne uh little booth thing there. And uh this is over there is where kings would go and there’s like a draw bridge and stuff like that. And you didn’t organize my entry into Helsinki via leisure craft um with a drawbridge castle entry. question. How long you going to do it? We could be so fancy. We got to rehydrate. Champagne. Perfect. [Applause] battery on. I’m helping [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] somewhere. I’m working on it. Give me a second. Screaming camera died. One moment, please. [Applause] At least there’s a breeze. Okay, I think we got it. [Music] saved. Yeah, Tanya fixed it, right, Tanya? Yeah. Kick is still in Vanta. Well, Kick is kind of living in the past. Kick chat is sometimes like 2018 Twitch chat. It’s weird. So, my battery is going. So, we’re try and charge a few things. Okay. Sorry. We still got time. Or did I ruin our fairy dreams? Do we have to run? Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. But be ready for that. Be ready. Yeah. All right. Limber up. Stretch. I don’t think we have to because we have 45 minutes. Yeah. Before the board. I can buy the tickets from my phone. Okay. And I I remembered when I was here. I remembered correctly how much how many minutes it take from here to there. But now I can remember that. But it was specifically from where you were posted, right? That building where? Yeah. Yeah. [Applause] You’re going food now. We’re going to go back to Helsinki and then find some food. What do you want to eat? Well, we got to get something relatively quick, right? Cuz we got to Yeah, that’s true. So, something quick and tasty. You want to eat like now and then after after that? Well, the thing is like I’m not good at eating fast. So, if I got a huge meal and we only have an hour, less than an hour cuz we got like 50 minutes, won’t we? By the time we get back, wasn’t that the timeline? Yeah, it was about 10 when we should be Yeah. back at Market Square. So, I don’t think we have time for a big thing. [Applause] That’s very take 20 minutes. Yeah. And my recommendation is that we don’t eat too much before the summer. You just don’t don’t like a full stomach in this. Yeah. And it’s not a good thing to have a good full stomach. Is that like when people are like you shouldn’t like swim after eating? Yeah. Basically same thing. But like I think that’s an old wife’s tale. Which wife told you that? My mom. I’m trying to think places near market square where we could eat because suppress like everyone is expensive in there. Yeah, I know. Exactly. There’s an issue. [Applause] Yeah. After some I need something. Um we could eat something in the market square. Yeah. No, we could just get something in the market square. I think that’s fine. Maybe not mu movie again, but No, you have to eat it. No, I I’m going to force you to eat it. I have eat that. I don’t believe you. It’s good. And I went to the one place and they’re like, “We’re the only ones that have fresh moyu.” And I’m like, and then you got to the next one. They said same thing also. Probably because the kid once I ordered I like saw them being like, you know, like they’re like calling out. They’re just like advertising it verbally and I’m like, “Okay, it is it’s really things.” But if you have to like you salesman being like, “Try our mo.” I I really like the Moyu. I think it was good. I don’t trust this guy. He doesn’t like fish. He does like steak. I can get on board with that. Yeah, I’m more like steak guy. Have you already eaten hes? Yeah, of course. Okay, perfect. Do you like hesburger? No, I’m more like McDonald’s guy. Okay, but like a mega burger at Hesburg is a Big Mac with a tomato and more sauce. More sauce. Yeah, but I don’t like that. That’s too much sauce. I know y’all. See this guy? Okay, that’s been my like one thing I’ve said about Finnish cuisine. Yeah, they just pile on the sauce. I want to be able to taste what I’m eating, not just the sauce. You know, they put a lot of sauce on most things. Yeah, that’s true. Don’t be like Sonic. You brought your swimsuits. I’m wearing I’m so ready and I don’t have anything to change into. So when I leave the sky sauna, I’ll have wet shorts, but that’s fine. It’s a nice day. Too much sauce. Real and true. Thank you. Cuz people get really offended when I tell them that Finnish cuisine is a little too saucy. I want to taste what’s actually on the dish, not just the sauce. What kind of Finnish food you have already eaten? Salmon soup. A whole lot of reindeer. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. The black sausage. Black sausage. Yeah. Did you like it? I liked it. I It’s I feel it’s more mild than the like UK black sausage, blood sausage stuff cuz I could eat that one on its own where I feel like the UK one I had to have it mixed with breakfast stuff. And I liked it, but it needed to be with a few other things to like balance it out. Um, what else? Oh, I had moose. Oh, yeah. Yeah. at the the Moose Adventure. Yeah, Moose Manor. It was pretty nice. Yeah. Um, what else have I had? [Applause] Leave me feel to vomit at I’ve been talking about the sauce ever since I’ve well like just a long time. Ever since I started getting saucy dishes. I feel like in Lapland I wasn’t getting super oversaucer and stuff. Taste bare meat. I had bare meat actually at that pizzeria but like Yeah. Oh, in in Lapland. Yeah. But in like a sausage form kind of thing or salami. Bear salami I think it was. Try Mami. I did try mammy. Really? Yeah. I like it. This guy. What’s wrong with mammy? Tell me. It’s good if you put enough cream there. So then you basically eat cream. No, I like the flavor profile of it. It reminds me of like these cookies I’d have around Christmas time. An option. What? Go to here. So there is like lots of catacombs. Loads of what? Catacombs or catacombs? Yeah. Especially that area where we were like earlier. Yeah. Wouldn’t be surprised if the cell network cut out when we’re uh we’ve got like 12 ft thick walls. Is it working? Uh probably. I mean, it’s horrible. What are you talking about? It’s delicious. [Applause] You can see that just continue all the way. Oh, does it? Yeah. But we we are going here. Okay. Yeah. Oh yeah, we have the nice or so. Nice. part of UNESCO’s world heritage list. Yeah, that’s cool. Alex, it is a really cool place. That’s cool. Alex. Yeah. Why do I like more Finnish food than this guy? What’s your favorite cuisine not from Finland? Like from Finland? Yeah. Like like a Japanese or American food? Chinese food. No, maybe Japanese. Are you But not fish. Well, raw fish is okay. And not not just salmon or only salmon? Salmon tuna. You said only salmon. Well, see, I thought this man wouldn’t go out for sushi. We should go for sushi. We don’t have time for sushi. I could go sushi allowed. Maybe sushi after sauna. Is there a good sushi place? Yeah, there is actually few buffets. Oh, sushi buffet. Yeah. Which are good. Yeah. Are they? Oh, that could be fun. I know few. Yeah, because then you have the sushi places which are not good. Yeah. And that’s just you don’t just want to be there. Actually, we could go. I know. Let me check the place. It’s a buffet, but you order every sushi like from tablet. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And then you get like and they deliver it to the table. Yeah, they deliver it. You have like two hours or something like that. I have to ask my friend. These are much longer, right? Like they take a long time. This boat. Yeah. Uh and you can see the cow is the market square. So nice. This place and Lana is the the small island we saw earlier. Oh, okay. So it will stop there. I see. So there’s a stop and also also I think this this is like a private you have to pay 10. Yeah. Okay. But the ferry there that’s the public. It’s just the three and you just pay the bus ticket. Yeah. And we’re almost there. So wait, weren’t we getting on the 4401? 441 was the target, but we can 450 was the target. Oh, but we can go in an earlier one so we have more time to eat. 4:30. 4:30. Okay. Cuz it looked like you were rushing and I’m like, are we late? But you know, we are not rushing. Okay. All right. I thought this guy was panicking. This first time I’ve seen him on time. I’m always on time. This comes up all the time for things I actually have to be scheduled there for. And I keep being early for everything and I have to wait. And I asked Tanya what I do when I’m waiting and she says wait. Which I guess makes sense, but still. There’s a bar tram. Yeah, there is. Oh, that sounds fun, too. Oh, so many drinking activities. After sauna, we go to sushi and then after that we go to tram bar. That only sounds really fun to me. That sounds like a great evening. We actually saw that. Did we? Yeah, we saw that. But I didn’t say anything because How could you not point that out? I was a little bit I thought you were a guide. I was a little bit sleepy. Guide me. Uh but we we will driving with the car so drive faster. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. This guy. So, I didn’t want to hear about the bar tram. So, it’s open to 900 p.m. Bar tram? Yeah. That’s not very late. I feel like that’s a late night activity. I want to tram around at 2:00 a.m. on the tram. Well, we have normal trams for that. Yeah, but you’re going to drink beer there. Can you not though? Or you’re not supposed to. They will keep. Do they actually have trams usually have drivers? Yeah, you can try it. What if I put it in a brown paper bag NA style? Then they don’t know it’s a beer. I haven’t tested that. See, there you go. Should be I can be the cameraman, you know, like Oh, so should we I thought we were going to do go in this together, so we get kicked out together like you. You’ll be the cameraman and I’ll take the fall. Okay. All right. Whatever. Uh, so the tram leaves every 1 hour all the way to the 8:00 p.m. And like you just go on like a loop 40 minutes and then you just buy drinks on the tram. Yeah. And is it like a walk up bar in there or you like how does it work? I haven’t been there. You haven’t been there? Oh my god. You can do it but expect to get kicked out. That’s with like everything. Like you could do it. You’re probably not supposed to. We could do it also tomorrow. Yeah. After the uh first activity is I don’t know. Do you know maybe not if you get rich? Probably. I forget because I have memory of a goldfish approximately give or take. Um I don’t Are we saying what it is? I don’t know if I’m saying what it is. I don’t know. But I will pick you up at Are you picking me up? Probably. It’s the easiest. Okay. I will pick you up from the hotel at 12 15 12. Wait, aren’t you working tomorrow? I am working, but I’m leaving early. Oh, okay. Oh, you’re working just in the morning? Yeah, I will start 7:00 a.m. every day. Yeah. Goldfish live tree and not I’m just thinking earlier. Yeah, [Applause] goldfish live like 25 years. What does that have to do with the memory of a goldfish? I don’t need the lifespan, the memory. Swallowing live goldfish. Wow, you guys go on tangents. [Applause] Okay. The activity starts 1:00 p.m. We have to be there 30 minutes earlier. Okay. And it will end at 2:00 p.m. Yeah. So then we could grab something small to eat. Yeah. And go to 3:00 p.m. to that. Okay. [ __ ] Yeah. If you want that. I thought tomorrow’s busy. No, it No. Well, I don’t know. Cuz there’s the baseball thing. Uh, we cancelled. Yeah, I know. But I thought we canceled it because it was busy. Anyway, [Applause] I’ll I’ll talk to Tanya and see what’s up cuz like I like the idea of it. And I think the idea of that is that it will also go to the all the sightseeing places. Okay. Yeah. We’re still on the island, but we’re heading towards the ferry which is coming up here pretty soon. Um, we’ll have to wait a while. There’s probably one leaving like right now. So, every Yeah. If she goes to every 20 minutes, then we leave now. Yeah. Maybe we have to wait 40 minutes. Well, 20 minutes, right? Oh, yeah. 20 minutes. Yeah. The most you have to wait 20 minutes. At least every 20 minutes. If it goes by 20 minutes, yes, but but it should be because there is two. The one comes. Yeah. The other one is there. Yeah. And then they like just change. Yeah. With my with my math it should be 20 cuz yeah I don’t want to like plan anything without cuz maybe TA has some like random secret stuff with me and if I do that then she’ll get mad at me and she’ll hire him cuz he’s a lawyer to prosecute me to the fullest extent of the law. [Music] Well, it’s coming now. But we can go with that. We could we’ll be then we can stay here. Yeah. There is a pub [Applause] for like a drink or what? Yeah. Let’s see how big the line is. They have this own brewery here. Their own brewery? Yeah. Oh, so we could stay here 20 more minutes. Yeah. Or then we can we could take that one. So like I don’t know what you’re doing then one and a half hour or one. Well to me I can eat for like 3 hours straight. But I don’t know if that’s you eat but I can watch. You can watch. Yeah. Me eat. Yeah. I like who’s who’s gonna want to do that but you guys up to you. It’s a pretty long line. How many people can they even fit on here? What? It’s leaving at in 8 minutes. Yeah. And then the next one is at 40. Yeah. So it’s this one or the 40? Okay. What do you think? Well, if you go to the sushi place. Yeah. Then we shouldn’t eat too much. Yeah, that’s fair. Helsinki now. So then we could just go to the brewery and take one drink. Yeah. Okay, let’s do it. I think let’s do it. How many people can they fit on this thing? They they they will fit. It’s a lot of people. Yeah. Yeah. [Applause] But the 41 is the smaller one. So, we have to be earlier. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Well, we’ll get to try two different boats. That’s the one we were on, wasn’t it? Or the same style. Yeah, this is the Yeah, we can mukbang. That’s what I screaming is all about. Okay. The shoreline. We see the president’s beer. This is a restaurant also. Says restaurant brewery. Yeah. Let’s see. They should have terrace if you go straight. Okay. Terrace. Yeah. Yeah. I have to give her I don’t like the eat food there. No, we are going to have a quick beer. We got a a boat in Wait, what? No. Yes. No. 26 minutes. So, like the one thing it’s great to be in the city cuz it’s like the heart of like culture and like uh just human civilization, but there’s so many people. I spent so much time on this trip like in Lapland in the Arctic Circle. I’m just like content in my like little world of like me living in the forest with no one else around me except for trucks passing too close to my shoulder. I’m not I still just not used to being around so many people. And like when you go somewhere there’s like a queue. I’m like what do you mean there’s a que? Don’t hate on. It’s not hate. It’s just being like I’m not used to it. I spent so long in the Arctic Circle. Have you had a beer here before or? Uh, yes. One time. Yeah. When I was in the military. Yeah. Well, you were stationed here and you only went here one time. Yeah. I guess the chief said not. Yeah. Yeah. And we when we had free time, we just got to the main island. But then we had the one chance and our commander just said that you can take one beer within your like your military suits. Yeah. So then we came here. Yeah. Turning into a proper Finnishman. I was saying how I’m like I’m not used to being in a big city with like cues and people and lines and I’m like I’m used to being in the Arctic Circle and there’s like no one around and they’re just like, “Yeah, you’re finished.” Yeah. All right. Uh, well, we got to get something right away, right? Yeah. I can stay or you want to take I can grab you. You got the last drink. Let me get you. Do you know what you want? Or we can go together. It’s fine. We can go together. I’m not sure what I want. Okay. [Music] How straps porter? Nope. Too hot for that. IPA. Nope. Too hot for that. Citrus IPA. Maybe Austin hoppy logger. Gillim West Coast IPA. Spar is actually logger from here. So many number. Oh, okay. Generously hopped. Oh, wait. The other ones aren’t here. I’m not 100% sure. [Music] Let’s ask. So, everything from the tap is locked. So all people here say that best. Okay. Sure. [Music] The same. Yeah, sure. Um so next is on mine. Well, the last one was on. Okay. Okay. [Music] All right. You want to stay on stream? Yeah, sure. Sorry, sorry, sorry. All right, I’m going to do it before you guys do. Before you complain, that isn’t a tap pour. That’s supposed to be a That was from a can. Yeah, it’s 0.3. Okay, cuz I I know as soon as I saw that, I’m like, they’re going to complain. He poured a can in there. All right. He didn’t draft that and then said it was it was a full beer. Yeah. Yeah. This is from 100% chance they were going to complain about it. They’re like, “What kind of poor is that? Don’t do it.” Well, the sushi place is fully booked today. The god damn it. Oh my god. But I know other places, other sushi places also. I’m so triggered. I Well, I’ve been in that position before, so I just know what’s going to happen. Look how hazy this is. Is it good? It was good. That was nice. What was it? What did I What was it called? Horn. Horn IPA. Yeah. Horn IPA. Yeah. Do you guys say EPA here? Yeah. Yeah. We’re in the land of EPAS. When EPA, please. I honestly I kind of like the sound of it. We should North America we need to stop saying IPA and we need to say EPA. Mount 52 just resubscribed for 24 months. The months sure do go by fast. Mount, thanks for the two-year prime resubo. They do go by. Thank you very much for that. I appreciate it. So, they have a table for two people. Yeah. But not for three people. Ah, but we need to eat tomorrow also. We can go there tomorrow. We can. No. Yeah, we can figure it out. Yeah. And there’s lots of things here. Don’t ever ask from seller, “Is this best beer?” You know how they answer? Well, when they have multiple options, why wouldn’t they choose one that seems to get the best reviews? If they’re the same price, like what is their incentive? I love asking for recommendations from places. It doesn’t always work out great, but that was my favorite thing in Japan. Have you been to Japan? No. No. Unfortunately, no. Maybe someday. Cuz Okay. You like sushi? Do you like anime? No. Okay. Me? I’m like, is is he a weeb? Yeah. No, I’m not. I’m not. Okay. Not a wee. No worries. Okay. Well, I wouldn’t have worried if you were a weeb. Like, I don’t mean a wee. I’m like, oh no. Oh, no. Not a wee. Get me out of here. Round 52 just subscription to the community. Mountain 52 with the gifted sub as well as the 2-year resub. Thank you. So, it’s a staff favorite, so it’s probably very good. Yeah. Why would they Why would they lie? There’s no incentive to in this case. Your Finnish people don’t lie. Every culture has people. You This is a prison island. Yeah, but we don’t lie. We just played. They pro some of them probably went. No, no, no. No. Probably because they didn’t play sound. Oh, they Yeah, that’s the probably the reason. Yeah. See, when I was talking to Tanya yesterday when she was thinking about flying out here. I’m like, “Okay, we have to play Sonic Ronu.” And she had no interest in it. And I think she’s going to get like evicted, deported, but but I saw the images in the ferry or the in the wheel. You can play. Yeah, you can play. This guy knows the type of sound you need for sonu the the sauna we had at the uh Did you see the sauna raft we were on? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was perfect son of Konu. And you played there. Yeah, we played. Yeah. Yeah. Who was Konu? We all took turn. Everyone got to Ku. That’s nice. We even played with the captain. Amazing. Which I think is hilarious. What is my life? How can I like buy two tickets from that for the uh fair? Yeah, maybe I just have to buy first one and then another one maybe. Let’s see. Oh, it’s 420 already. Yeah. Yeah. No, we don’t have much. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So that’s why we Yeah. Yeah. So it’s 20 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So we got to like drink our beers and Yeah. Yeah. You don’t play [ __ ] games in No, [ __ ] games are the wrong type of games to be playing. Son of Clonku is the right kind of game. Yeah, that’s the game. Yeah, it’s way too hot to play [ __ ] games in the song. Oh boy. Oh boy. Just by contact. Yeah. Can I just boot my phone as I go in? Is that the same thing that we talked about on the other side where like you can just Oh, yeah. and buy the ticket. Yeah, just Yeah, that’s possible. But maybe in the line that goes maybe in the line it’s not the best idea. Oh, just easier to have two tickets. He hasn’t done it like it when we’re in Roderdam like you just everything is just tap tap tap tap tap in tap out tap everywhere men love that game Sonic Lu. Why not? Is there a Finnish word for when you pee in the song? You like smoke people out with with when you pee on the song? Yeah. Is there a Finnish word for that? No. No. No. That’s just gross. Yeah. Yeah. But you but you said it smells horrible. So you had that happen. Did you do it? No. No. It was in I don’t believe them. I was in fifth class, I think. And another person in fifth class. Yeah. In the PE class. Yeah. So after the swimming, yeah, we go to the sauna and yeah, he did that and the smell was there like one week. For a week? Yeah, it was crazy. Did Did that person get in trouble or No, really? No, no, no. Oh, wait. Did Do we know who did it? I think we never tell anyone. We just Oh, someone did run from Okay. Oh, you you you kind of participated. You were an accomplice. I didn’t saw anything. I didn’t saw anything. I just heard this. Yeah, I kind of know what it would be like cuz I’ve peed on a put out a fire before and same concept. And yeah, vaporized pee. It’s a vibe. Not a good one. It’s another good one. Yeah. Yeah. Horn, sorry. Horna won the blind test which had professional brew masters, etc. tasting beers. So, I can believe it’s actually See, they weren’t lying. lie. He didn’t lie. Yeah, because we things people don’t like. Yeah. Sound clunkoo. Everyone does it. Uh tried to throw beer on the stones. I have I like the smell. I do like it. I’m supposed to mix it with a little bit of Lulu water apparently, not just the Yeah. Also, I think it depends about the beer. But it’s normal Sono beer like your like sandals. Yeah. Sandals. Then it should be decent. Yeah. And then when we were on the Sonor raft, they had like sense like little Yeah. Yeah. terva and mint. Yeah. Forest. Yeah. Eucalyptus. It was my favorite when I was a child. Eucalyptus. Yeah. I think Yeah. Is it open your Yeah, cuz one of them was tar, which I’ve learned is a thing. Yeah. So, yeah. Terma in Finnish. Yeah. Yeah. But it’s not that great. I don’t mind it. But yeah, I think I’d like a eucalyptus or something better. The beers also. Yeah. Qu. Do you like the smell of beer on the stone? No. No. Beer. Beers. Oh, beers. Yeah. What’s be? The birch. Birch. Okay. Yeah. Birch. Birch. The sanitary way to play sound is to use a fork instance of your finger. [Music] You haven’t tested that yet. I hitchhike and I ride a bike for a living. I’m never clean. I’m not afraid to get my fingers dirty. Okay, that’s charging. Just want to make sure everything I have gets reasonably charged by the time we go to the sound. Poured wine on it once and it was horrible. I’m curious about that. What would like vaporized wine smell like? We can bring different things to sample on. Yeah, we can test it in this this little cabin. Wait, we just got to steal some champagne from the champagne uh champagne cabin. Yeah, sky champagne and bring it to the sky sauna. So, we have to go first to champagne cabin. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But it would feel fancy to bring a champagne into the sky sauna and then put it on there. All right, hold up. Hey Hitch, it was me earlier that cycled shirtless past you and shout out your name. We’ve been following your stream since Roan Emmy this year was by luck we saw you on our own bike riding. Okay, we were curious about that. I’m like, is that a sniper or is that like spontaneous and I’m pretty recognizable because of the thick bike I’m on and all the cameras on it. So, it was a it was just by chance. Uh anyway, Lord Metverse uh Everyone loved that because it’s just like two shirtless Finnish men like riding past on the bike and just being like, “Hey, um, I appreciate that. We all appreciate that. It was a good time. We did think to come and say hi and it was purely by chance.” Ah, okay. Okay. Okay. like we’re doing a whole meet up on Friday evening. I don’t know what you guys are up to, but um wherever we’re at, you might have to wear a shirt. I don’t know, but it it could be a cute cosplay without shirt. Oh, okay. It’s after the cosplay event is the viewer meet up. Not at the cosplay event. Tomorrow. Well, like people can come by whenever. I’m I’m Well, not when we’re in the sky sauna because like I won’t be able to talk to you. I’m in a sauna in the sky. In the sky. But like pretty much any other time I’m like if I’m in transit somewhere, I can’t like stop and have a whole whole conversation or something like that. But I’ve always for the extent of the stream been like, “Come by, come by, say hi.” Often, yeah, I can’t spend that much time, but I like to meet people. I like to say hi. You’re welcome. As in, you’re welcome to come out like you’re welcome. And after s we will be probably eating somewhere at Helsinki center. So if someone wants to join there’s a fly in my beer. Nice. Can you see it? It’s using what’s it called? Water tension to stay above the beer. Try finish smokes on it. One of my biggest regrets here in Finland is I have not had the opportunity to try a finished smoked salmon. We got to go soon. Yeah, I think we should. Was it good? Mhm. Perfect. So now we go eat something. Mhm. Medium sized. Medium sized. Yeah, medium sized. And then we go to Sona and then we go eat something bigger size. See, now we’re talking. This guy knows different size portions. This When you bike, do you use external mics or uh when I’m biking I Okay. When I’m biking, I use external. Like right now, this is just the internal mic and we just have wind screens on it. Yeah. For that. Y Holy. That’s a really [ __ ] big one. That’s a big What? What? Oh, the the big one. Yeah, it’s a big boat though. But that’s the bigger boat. Yeah. Can we just go here and hold? Otherwise, we won’t have room for So, is Tony is there? Who’s there? Ta. Is she? I don’t know. But if she is there, we would not be five. Okay. Beer was a bad choice. No, it was a great choice. But you can also always call like boat taxi. A boat taxi? How much would that be? I don’t know. We can try. 100. Yeah. Wow. Oh my god. Once again, I just It makes me feel better to be like, I am traffic. I’m not stuck in a line. I am part of the line. We’re all living our own lives here. I am part of the line cuz that boat doesn’t look that big. We’re not going to get a great spot. Well, that’s true. That’s okay. started. Well, we get the great news when we can look at the goose. Well, looking at the goose, we could just swim. Are you Are you a distance swimmer or a sprinter? Swimmer. Distance. Distance. More distance. Distance. Yeah. So, you remember the king’s gate? Yeah. That just came from there. It went through that tiny little channel. Oh, that’s cool. You did say we might see it come through here, right? That’s Is this the one you were talking about? No, I I thought that the other one would be Oh, would be leaving. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Because they normally come here like morning. [Applause] I drove on that bridge last week. Had to install kitchen there. Like on this bridge to there you can drive on here. That’s cool. Nice thunder closet. Are they thunder or is it just like I don’t think it’s quite thunder. Thunder. They said nice thunder clouds. I’m like I feel like it’s a step below that. I don’t think that’s like girls. The sky sound the sky sound can only fit three people apparently. All right. All right. They’re disembarking. And then we got to somehow fit like 200 people on this thing. Three people. I don’t believe it. What do you mean you don’t believe it? You think there more people can fit or less people can fit? It can fit 395. 395. Oh. Oh, we’re good. We’re good. We’re good. That’s the capacity of that? Yeah, that’s the capacity by the Wikipedia. You just Wikipedia. Yeah. Look at this guy go. I was thinking that. That’s something chat does. Panicked. Well, I am kind of the chat guy. Your home is on near that long bridge on the uh east side or the west side. Well, someone said there’s my home. Little Picasso. There’s a taxi. Is that an actual taxi? Is he picking up chicks that way? Just like see that line? You don’t have to wait in line. Just jump off the bridge and I’ll pick you up. Four to five. Hold up. Sonic gondola is most suitable for four people. Although maximum amount of people in Ghana is five. That’s a reasonable move. So three will sit and one will go to that that’s that that’s me. your kung fu. We can change. Well, yeah. It’s fun to like switch it up here. So, yeah, it’s a long bridge. It’s not open yet. Yeah, it’s a pretty bridge. It’s a nice suspension bridge. I think it will open at 2026 or 7, I think. Really? It almost looks almost done. But you cannot go with car. It will be only tram and bikes and pedestrians. They built that size of bridge for not even cars. Tram and pedestrians. No car. Wow. That is a huge bridge to be just tra and pedestrian. But they didn’t just build one. Yeah. They bu three. There’s three. Continue. After that there will be one more. And then after that one more. The latest one. The first one if you come from the center is already open. They opened like 3 weeks ago. Yeah. So then that 100th one. Yeah. Second bridge they will open. I think that’s September. Yeah, this should be probably 26 something. See, I I didn’t even think I’m like I wonder if it’s also for a tram or some like some kind of public transportation. I just assumed it was going to be like multiple lanes of car traffic each direction. No cars at all. Wow. So, your estimate was that there was 200 people here now before us. I just spit balled a random number, but maybe. Sure. Okay. I I’m not good at estimating like crowd sizes. I think that’s a hard thing to do. Well, we see it now. What? Well, tell us how many people are on it. No, but if you don’t get in, then it’s more than 400. What do you say was 400 flat or 4? 395. 395. So, let’s see if I can boop my phone cuz you just have one ticket, right? I have two. Oh, you have two. Oh, okay. No worries. Oh, this guy’s on top of it. I thought I was going to have to go boop, but he didn’t trust the boop. You know what? There could be that happening. I go inside and then you stay beep beep and then you cannot go in there. True. They will just float. True. Could happen. We did as well. But now we will get places. Well, there you go. That was 395 people. That was 395 people. Okay. What’s the next one? Uh 20 minutes. 20 minutes. Yeah. will be 15 past. We drank our drinks too slow. It’s a sign that we’re not good enough at drinking. Well, we’ll get now good places. So, that’s for trip. There you go. So, win-win situation. Quick kebabs. It is when we get to the other side. Quick kebab. Quick kebabs. No, the sky wheel is like 50 m from where Well, I know, but I still want something to eat. Yeah. Yeah, but so the market square is right there. Yeah, we can eat whatever they had. Yeah. [Music] Goodbye. We could have fit. There was room. Maybe they don’t actually I feel like they don’t put them to full full capacity. Interior upper side. Yeah, there’s barely anyone. Like capacity does make sense. It’s capacity for emergency situations. made life rafts and life preservers for everyone. But you know what? Safety is overrated. It’s not. There’s a reason there’s rules. I was so wrong if I said 200 people and that was actually 39. I was double double double. Yeah, it was literally double. So, the maker of Titanic. Yeah. They didn’t have enough life rafts. That’s an issue. Buy you Wingman a beer. I just got him a beer. But we’re taking turns. We’re going We’re trading back and forth. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, that was supposed to be us going off into the distance back to Helsinki. And we are stranded in this island forever. It’s a nice island, but there’s like two cafes and a pizzeria. I’d like some more variety in my life. Sure. Oh, yeah. And no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kmart. K Market. K Market. Yeah. Actually, now we can see the blue boat or the white boat. It just turned its engine on, isn’t it? Yeah. It’s leaving like in 15 minutes. So, when we will be in this Yeah, we’ll see it. We will cross it. So this was perfect. There you go. It was all to get that shot. Even though Well, and we are in near the front, so we can pick a side. Yes. Is it going that way? Uh, no. It go. Same way. The red one. So, should we be Which way? Which side of the boat should we be on? This side. Okay. Uh, actually, I have to think because the other one I think turns. This one goes like this. The smaller one turns. What does this one do? This one just goes this turn. What does this mean? It just goes back and it does like a fivepoint turn. No, this one doesn’t. It was just goes back and forth. Why does it go back and forth to turn? No. From here to back to Helsinki. It doesn’t turn. So, it can go back. Oh, I see. Okay. Yeah. Okay. It doesn’t have to spin around to go forward. Okay. But the other one I think has birectional. Okay. I thought this was like like someone like trying to parallel park and they’re like and I’m like okay well I don’t know what this means in this it’s like the BC fairies fairies they don’t turn around turning around takes too long they go forwards they go backwards it’s all the same to them I was getting to him. To me or him. I didn’t know what it goes like this means. I gave more description. But you know the smaller one the capacity is 350. It’s only that much less. 45 less. Yeah. [Music] I think it’s the second bigger one. There is two bigger ones and one smaller one. Yeah, the bigger one. So, thereop two copies. Oh, okay. The description is very good. I don’t know about that. I just can’t faint defeat that. I don’t have good comprehension. Right. Streamer can never be wrong. He’s also a streamer. So, we’re going to have issues at Hitch. The other shirtless Helsinki City boy here. The OMG Hitch dude. Enjoy the song. Wait, I don’t I don’t know what Whiskers, you’re the other shirtless Helsinki boy. Anyway, I I loved your guys’ reaction. It was uh because just based on how you did it, it it seemed like a surprise initially. I’m like, it must be they like stream sniped. And that’s fine one way or another, but I’m like that seemed like spontaneous. And it sounds like it is. And I love it even more that way. That’s fine. Anyway, nice to see you guys. Um more than welcome to come by at any point and actually say hi. And then Oh my god, I can’t. Yeah. Basically the international hand signal for going back and forth. Keep it like what do you mean this? Yeah. Back and forth. port. You are. Yeah. So, but you’re trying to do something with that like like wedge your way in there or something like that. I thought it’s just like there isn’t much room for it to move. So, it like does like a 20 point turn to spin around or something. Yeah. Can we come say hi then go to live with you? What do you mean live with me in Helsinki? I don’t live here. Well, I do for three nights. Live with me. What do you mean? Either way, the answer is no. But like, what do you mean? [Music] It was we were on our own tour for the day and missed your stream yesterday. Didn’t know you were in Helsinki today. Oh, well that I that would be a funny thing to run into from your perspective, I think. Yeah. Anyway, I was going to say nice to meet you guys, but I wouldn’t consider that meeting. It was like onedirectional. Um, I don’t know what you’re doing for the like the rest of the time I’m here, but if you find the time, you’re more than welcome to come by, say hi. And then we’re doing a official viewer meet up uh Friday evening. So, more than welcome to come by for that or any other time. I’m just like hanging out. Room in the sauna if I join you. Yeah, you can come. I don’t see why not. And then like even if the sauna is cramped like some people will overheat and then they want to hang out. There’s like a jacuzzi and a bar and stuff like that. So you can like hang out outside or like other people can hang outside. We can rotate. Um I think that’s fine. Me and Velas we’re hanging out at TwitchCon. I actually really like him. It was fun. You have? Yeah. Yeah. Twitch gun. hang out now and hang over tomorrow. I’m Finland has made southern for me whatever I call southern Finland has been like where it started to get more populationesque and I’ve been hung over like well I’ve kind of like drink and get hung over and I take a rest day and then I drink and get hung over and I take a rest day and then I drink and then I get hung over and I take a rest day. It’s been pretty That’s a good plan to keep you in Finland. Yay. We’re going to keep extending this trip. I’m a normal guy. What do you mean? We had fun. Twitch guy. 600 p.m. the Skywalk thingy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We should be there like 10 minutes before that. We should be there 10 minutes before that. Okay. So, we can enjoy our one full hour. Yeah. We only got 1 hour. So, we got to make the most of it. So, wait. Was it three minutes that it will take to go per rotation? Yeah. So, we can make it like 20 times. But like you’re not going to be in there the whole time. You can test it. You can. You’re finished. I can’t. I’m Canadian. All right. It’s It’s going to get interesting. We got Velcos coming. Have you met him before? I don’t think so. I haven’t seen her in a like seen her awesome. It’s like Twitch but in Finland. Oh, okay. Is it like Lann? Yeah. Is it her? Yeah. Okay. Now, the rest decides to join you. Well, apparently at the bar thing you can get like 16 people. We can ask random people. We just can’t all be on the song at the same time. I thought you’re going to stream that. I might bring my own setup. Uh I’m just going to hope for the best. Page. Uh put it as low as I can and hope for the best. There should be also a window so you can just Hold up. If you’re joining my stream, don’t bring your stream. You could come. There were one stream of this event. What do you mean? I didn’t mean that. Chad, what did you say? I said her. It was a mistake. Yeah. Okay. Wait. You said her. I No, you did. What did they He said He said who? He did. I was laughing. I’m saying her. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. It was me then. I might have just misheard, but like Yeah. By the way, you need dual camera set up. One for the and one for one for the clunk. Yeah. You know, there’s no room for that. We talk. We We will We will make Well, like I can run two cameras, but I’m I’m thinking like if one of them overheats, then I can swap to the next one. Yeah. But now we have to go that way, which is looking that direction on this side on the boat. You want to see that? Okay. Because it’s already moved. Oh, yeah. It’s doing this now. [Music] [Music] [Music] There she is. That’s our ride. Oh yeah. Maybe all the Finnish streamers. There’ll just be a bunch of Finnish streamers like outside the sky sauna maybe a prime spot. Well, we should. So, we’re going in to the right and up to the right. Yeah, I would say or the back. I would say to the front. The front side. Okay. All right. And we can sit or then we can just go near to the railing and just stand up. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] it. You know what? Yeah, you can bring a stream. I want to see Finnish streaming culture from like a streamer perspective. I want to read your chat. Interact with your folk. Let’s do it. [Music] No, you don’t. I do. I want to experience Finnish culture. And Finnish streaming culture is a different thing, but I want to experience it. Finnish streaming culture. No, no, no. God help us all. Oh no, you don’t. Are you sure? Oh, hell no. Oh, no. Well, Vos is coming and he’s like, “Can I stream?” And I initially I’m just like, “No, there’s going to be one stream.” And then I’m like, I haven’t experienced like being on a Finnish stream. And I I I don’t know what that means. It’s not typical Finnish chat. Yeah. Well, cuz it’s not typical finish on same camera. Uh, I don’t think I can push to an extra RTM or extra destination on my server midstream like this half naked drinking your Kella check in the dark room like we will be half half naked and we will probably be drinking. So, we got most of that down. I’ll just bring myself. I don’t want to ruin your day. What does that mean? says like xqc so it’s like unreadable cluster [ __ ] is it really I have to watch your stream sir this one’s got less stairs Okay. It’s worse. Just up here. Just go here. Yeah. I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid. Tell me Twitch cat. Twitch cat. Man, internet’s made for cats anyway. All right, we made it. We made it. We can look at boats. Is that is the correct word to describe Finnish streaming culture? I don’t know. How would you describe your community for some watching? So, you know, probably maybe it’s better to be quiet. Do you think that is accurate? I don’t know. It’s wholesome. I like my community. Yeah, there you go. It’s wholesome. Guys are wrong. The Titanic thing. Can you like You think you can lift me? No. Don’t actually lift me. Probably. You can try it in the sauna. Like lift me in the sauna. Do not drop phone. Don’t tell me how to live my life. I’m a strong independent hitchhiker and I don’t need no Twitch chats telling me what I can and can’t drop. I dropped my phone off a mountain in Andor. And you know what? I had to deal with it cuz I did it. If I drop my phone off the side of this boat, I got to deal with it. You don’t know how to deal with it. I’ll be real sad. But we can buy you a new one. We have a couple which is 24 hours open. It’s like a 24-hour electronic store. Yeah. You can just It was like yesterday actually. We were in the Discord with my friend. Yeah. And it was like 2:00 a.m. Yeah. And he was like, “I need a TV now.” Yeah. So, we just we said that you can just go and buy a TV if you want. Uh we never used my phone like that. So, I want to show you guys. We’re on the railing, but the railing is not over the water. So, like I could drop and I could break the phone, but like it’s unlikely to bounce and go off the edge. It could. Weirder things have happened, but it probably won’t. They have, I think, more people now. I’m 100% sure. They didn’t want Yeah, they just didn’t want us. But maybe that was a sign because now we can watch the big boat. A big boat. Yeah, big boat. That would totally bounce out. I think like What do you mean totally? It could, but I think it’s more likely to bounce to the lower level down there. And then I’d like ask these kind looking folk actually. They were the people right at the gate that didn’t make it. Oh yeah. Yeah. They look rather dejected. Um ask them to pass it back up. Maybe throw it back up and then at that point it might get thrown in the water. Boy, dude just cracked the beer on the railing. Now we’re talking. This is the right kind of boat. Finnish boat. Yeah. Boo boat. People are running. It’s the residents. No. No. Those. Yeah. No, that’s right. Oh, those are Wow, she made it and she didn’t. Wow. What? There. What? How did she not get in? I think she was. Oh, so she tried to tap it. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. She just vaulted over the railing. [Music] Oh, she did make it. All right, they didn’t cut it off. It wasn’t very busy now. Yeah. Well, these people make it. They’re trying to pay. They’re trying to figure it out. You’re going to the ticket. That’s you. That’s you. When you want to cap, that would be you. No. Now I’m in the boat and you will just wait me. Yeah. [Music] All right, we’re off. Still to be discussed. We have to figure out what I’m going to cosplay as on Friday. I think it’s You think it’s K? Is it not weird to just like be a tourist and like cosplaying as a husband Finnish politician from 1950s to 1980s that kind of like held on to power like in a way that isn’t really democratic but but that’s your like that’s your that’s my thing not well yeah but I’d be cosplaying as and like this is in Finland he would recognize me of maybe and then I’m I don’t know the the intricacy intricacy of like how that was, but they will probably ask why are you keon and then you can tell the keen is all they would be able to say. And it’s pretty easy. You just have to buy like a ball cap. Yeah. And then big black glasses. Yeah. And some kind of like Check it. All right, we’re switching around. We got a big boy. full actual ball. That’s also We need a bigger boat. Well, then jump on that one. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Is this one Estonia or is this the It should be around 7 a.m. Actually, I think it’s 8K. Yeah. How about Tom of Finland in leather speedos? Honestly, Tom of Finland, I feel like I could pull off, but I need to find the right wardrobe. And I just have to shave my beard and keep the mustache. some kind of mama. Yeah. Get like a nice leather jacket [Music] and a hat. People like to wear hats. I don’t know. Okay. But like [Music] Tom of Finland, like does he not just look like a more jacked version of me? More jacked. That could be us, guys. I love that even showed up on the stream. I promise. I promise. You need muscles for that. I literally said the more jacked version. No una it’s a from TV show. Yeah. Okay. Oh, no. That’s Oh, okay. Can we also bust that? Is this some Titanic steer? Thanks for the fiber. Far wherever you are unloading the car. Oh yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. [Music] Oh, they got a paddle wheel. Yeah. Hold me, Jack. Now, Jack, there’s not enough room on the debris for Jack. Screw Jack. Didn’t like Mythbusters test that. There was room for Jack. [Music] We’re We’re We’re just not in a proper central position for that. Yeah. Yeah. We need to be over there with those people. [Music] Mythbust has proved that it would sink with the extra weight. I don’t know about that. Did they? They might have. This boat’s bigger. [Music] Oh, and there’s our Sky Sound wheel. Cosplay is still Elsa Auka/ Brittney Spears. Britney Spears. You think I can pull off Britney? I’m going to wear her toxic outfit though. Size comparison when they build the icon of the seas in Turo. Oh Jes. So this is the almost same size as Yeah, that one. Yeah. So the difference is pretty huge. That is pretty huge. Jesus. [Music] Yes. A bit of V. Britney is more jacked. Excuse me. Have you seen my progress photos? I had muscles. All right. Pizza. You want my pizza? See AI gener is there not AI generated the real the real epicond [Music] well actually this is about the time we thought we were going to arrive here wasn’t it 10 yeah well a little bit after but Target was exact point but we missed the one too bad. Prove it while I lost 20 lbs or whatever. So I don’t have it now. Got to get it ready. Oh, sorry. Is this the one you were talking about? Yeah. I thought that was at like eight or something. No, I think seven. Seven. Seven. Okay. So is Mobly in that for? No, this is not our fault. No, it’s pocket. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, it doesn’t do anything just the public. Yeah. So, yeah. End up having an action camera and then two phones. Yeah. All at all times. Oh, we have a viewer here. trip was the best part of housing. What about the sky sauna? We haven’t been there yet. Yeah, that’s the best part. It’s a s in the sky. How many people have been in that? [Music] Yeah. It’s the same bike guy from yesterday who rode with me for a while. Thought about doing merch. I think I still have some merch. We need to rework it, though. Yeah. So, if we’re going to grab a quick snack is from there. Oh, just right there. Yeah. From the market square. 30 minutes. Wait. 30 minutes to eat is what we have. Yeah. 30 minutes to eat. Is it enough like to have a snack? Yeah. Like something. Take the Okay, I’m going to bring my own alcohol to the sauna. I actually do not know. Do you know if you’re allowed to bring your own alcohol to the sauna place or you got to buy it there? I don’t know, but they have alcohol there for free, I think. Oh, they have free alcohol included. It’s included in the price. Oh. Um I don’t know. That’s That’s my answer. I don’t know. Oh, hi. Hey. You again. I’m just on a short ride today. Oh, short ride today. Like, we’re really short on time cuz we got to eat and then Sky Sauna, but like good to see you again. All right. Have a Oh, I’m so sorry. It’s my bad. Sorry. See you. I backed up into a lady with her child. So, what kind of food you want to eat? Uh, something fast that kind of satiates me a little bit. Maybe sausage, fish, soup, maybe something sweet. Do they have uh They have more there. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that’s where I went earlier. Yeah, it’s not the same place. Yeah, more fish. The seagulls here are insane. Lu. Yeah. I swear if you one of you [ __ ] on me, I’m going to be so pissed. Have you ever had a bird poop on you? No, not me. Not you. My my friend. Okay. In spring. We were magnet fishing there. Yeah. Same place. Yeah. Two years ago. Yeah. First somebody stole my backpack. Yeah. Middle of street. Really? Yeah. There was my road mix. Yeah. Yeah. Well, then it was right next to you when they saw it. Uh well, actually we caught you. Yeah. In the top of the Helsinki City Hall is a YouTube video live. Yeah. So, we saw Oh, hi. Presents for you if you’d like. Hello. Of course. Oh, the the banana. A empty can. No, that’s not for beer. I also have a beer. It might I don’t know if it’s going to be very cold. It’s been in my back for like an hour. Like it looks looks condensation. Yeah, it was very taste of Kingston made in collaboration with probably the most legendary Finnish band of all time. Kingston. Yeah. Okay. Unfortunately. Oh, I’m looking forward jumped off the church in like late ‘9s, I think. But they have some great songs. Okay. Well, thanks for the beer and the banana. Yeah, no problem. Nice to meet you. Were you Were you just watching the stream? And Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just I mean I’ve been waiting waiting for 12 years at this point for you to come here. Have you? Okay. It took me long enough. Yeah. No, like I I tried to come in 2020 and that didn’t go. I don’t know if you’re watching back then, but the world shut down. It started when you Canada kind of Okay. Yeah. So, later 2020. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like 2021, I think. Something like that. 2020. Yeah. It was across Canada. And then 21 I did other biking trips. That was my co activity. Yeah. Cool. Well, thank you so much, man. I got to grab some food, but no. Do you talk in chat ever? Um, I’m sorry. Do you want to say or stay anonymous? Um, Rati with three eyes. Rotty with three eyes. R A T I I. Okay. No, it’s a memorable name. I can remember that. Okay. Well, thank you for coming by. Nice to meet you. A fun question. Yeah. No, I’ve had a great time. All right. See you, man. Hey, Hitch. Hi. Um, I actually watch you a lot. You do? Yeah. Okay. Uh, I like do indoor cycling. Oh, you do indoor cycling like like Zift or just like more like Yeah, Swift. You do? We should add each other. Yeah, we can be friends on Zift. Oh, yeah. That’s right. Um, I brought you some snacks because I think you like something from the States or the uh I do like Sour Patches. Okay, that’s a good choice. Uh, do they sell those in Canada? Yeah, we get Sour Patch Kids. This is a maybe a different type like it’s a different flavor of Sour Patch Kids. So, this special edition, but like any sour candies like are great for me. So, I appreciate that. That’s very kind of you. Thank you. No problem. And you’ve watched for a while now or just this trip here? Uh yeah, I watched for a while. Um I started um watching you more because you were in Finland. I was like, which makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. More more interested. Yeah. Um, here’s actually um image of my setup. Oh, yeah. No, you got it. I can also show show u chat. Maybe it’ll show up. Got the monitor laptop given her. I think we got it hopefully. Yeah. Yeah. Sweet. So, you’ve enjoyed the trip to Finland? Uh, yeah. Yeah. Do you think I showed Finland in a decent way from a tourist perspective? Actually, um I think your Hinki quite was was quite great at um at like uh showing different f places that weren’t like uh too touristy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz yeah, you can go on Trip Adviser and go to the places they tell you to go to. Yeah. Well, this is probably one of them actually. Yeah, it’s actually one of them. But yeah, you know, um there’s more touristy places in the west of of the um center. Yeah. Uh there’s um this place you can get like food and stuff. Yeah. Uh there’s like uh many different food stalls. I I suggest actually um when you have the time, you you actually should visit that place. The west side or what is it? Uh it’s like I’ll show you. Um it’s not far from here. Um doesn’t show here. Uh someone listen to that and remind me cuz I’m going to forget. Oh, it’s got like 2800 reviews. It must be popular. And sorry, what is it? It’s just a eating place like a food hall or like Yeah. Okay. Um, I lost who I’m with here because we’re trying to find some food right now. So, I got to go find my people and my food. Um, did you see where they went? Uh, actually no. They disappeared. They just left. Well, they might be getting food and then maybe I should stay here and then they’ll come back to me. Yeah. Where did they go? Where did they go? They were like um they were here when I when I came by. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They were and then and then they probably went to get food and then left me here. It was mentioned in chat. Okay, so you guys know what they’re what’s talking about. We have three full days here, so we’ll have lots of food to be eaten. I’m really hungry right now, actually. So, food needs to be eaten. That is a good option. Thank you for Thanks for the snacks, the advice. It’s nice to meet you in person. Do you talk in chat? Uh, yeah. Yeah. Do you want to say who you are or stay anonymous? That’s fine. Either way. Um, either is fine. I’m I’m Brainmore. Brainmore. Yeah. Well, nice to meet you, Brainmore. Nice to meet you, too. I’m actually so happy. I’m happy you came by. It’s nice to meet you. Sweet. All right, I’m going to I’m going to try and find my friends for our Sky Sauna. I need to eat. I am so hungry, which is typical. I am always so hungry. Here, it’s like super expensive. I know. We’re just going to get a small something cuz we we only have like I got to be there in like 20 minutes. No, 30 minutes. Yeah. Okay. Uh so nice to meet you and uh if you want to we’re doing a whole like official meet up and we can hang out longer on Friday. Yeah. Yeah. I was actually um looking forward to it. You are? Okay. Well, I’ll see you then. Yeah. Let’s like um uh take more time then. Yeah, absolutely. We can do that. All right. See you. Yeah. To see you. Nice to meet you. Back. Oh. Good morning. Hi. What are you guys hiding for? I don’t know. We’re hiding, but you can say it to chat. Say what to Chad. I don’t know. Who are you? I don’t know. Hi, Chad. Your favorite abuser has arrived. Yay. Favorite abuser has arrived. The manager is here. No more fun. No more fun allowed. Shutting it down immediately. It was so hard to avoid being in the background of a stream. Mhm. I saw you being like, “No, that was good.” This is warm. It’s really warm. I thought Norway is warm. More warm. You were being like, “It’s like 30 something in Norway.” Yeah. But Bergen is always cold. It’s always cold. Yeah. Yeah. Basically, you made it. We made it. I really need to get some kind of snack before we go. Well, I mean you have opportunities here. Yeah. Yeah. Now, now it depends how much you want to eat because then it’s like reindeer hot dog. I don’t have chat open. How dare you? I’m okay. [ __ ] Scatter of chat. Scatter. What if you already I’ve had everything here? I think you have everything. Well, not at this place, but chat to quit. Actually, I just want something like small but satiating. I could even eat a [ __ ] hot dog. There’s got to be a hot dog here somewhere. Well, well, here is reindeer sausage. That one’s more expensive. Oh, no. It’s seven. 7. Oh, okay. That’s six. Six. Six or seven. That one looks more loaded. I don’t Oh, yeah. There is sausage and there is also Were you talking to this guy before? No. Okay. Cuz you’re right next to each other. I was there. They never end. They never end. [ __ ] banana. Yeah. All right. Uh, so you can choose. I’m not updating the title. Another person can do it. I’m not a mod anymore. I’m here. I’m a content. Wait, did you unmodderate? I think you are. No, I don’t. You did. I’m like, [ __ ] that. I don’t want to be a moderator. Okay. I’m getting a reindeer. Reindeer hot dog. Why not? For €7. Anyone else getting anything drink? Nothing. It’s gonna be expensive. Of course. I’ll have a drink. You’re buying. Yeah, you’re buying. What do you want? Uh, I’ll do just a soda, actually. What soda? Uh, next one. Yes. Can I get a reindeer hot dog, please? And a cola zero. A cola. What? Zero. Cola zero. Okay. Can I put everything inside? Everything. Only everything. I want it all. I want it all. Can’t somebody like go in and just tag mods in Discord and like summon one? Is that not a thing? Do they not have the privileges? I don’t know. I don’t know who has privilege for what. You’re like, that’s not my problem. I just do this thing right here. Everything else happens. I don’t understand it. Yes. I cash a card. Card, please. Do you have cash? I only have card because this had a problem with our mentions. Yeah, I only got card. But okay, we will try. We will try cuz Yeah. What I got? I hope it’s okay. Yeah. Yeah. I cross fingers crossed. I I wouldn’t be able to like Okay. Put me this potato. No, the fruit. No, he he mean that the potato like potato. No, you said but I can like just give me this and I make it fresh. That’s what he means. You are out of it. Yes, we are out of it. That’s that’s why he say leave it here. Okay. I can leave. If you want, I can add more of this. No, no, no. Okay. But like I only have cards, so you can pay for this. where I can find fork. Over there, you can find Hello. I’m already being helped. We’re just dealing with card issues. What? Yeah. It’s not a problem with your card. It’s just a problem with our Okay. But like I only have cards, so I guess we can try. Well, we did try. Yeah. I haven’t had any card issues in meetings. All right, you can come in tomorrow. Come in tomorrow. Is it your car not working? No, it’s their system isn’t working. I can try with mine. I have an order. Yeah, it’s not a problem with a card. Do you have cash? No, I don’t know if mine will. No one uses cash anymore. What card are you trying to pay with us? Let me try. No, it’s their it’s their system. It might work at different parts. You never know. You don’t know until you try. Well, they know. They’ve probably had multiple people trying. So, what do we do? I don’t know. We go to that place that has hot dogs. This hot dog will be wasted. All right. Okay. Meatball. Meat pie from the next decline. Okay. All right. We’re got to go somewhere else. We only speak e Thanks for the 100 bits. Tony, someone said, “Tony, please fix it.” No. I tried it. You wouldn’t allow me. What do you mean you wouldn’t? What do you mean? I was like, “Let me try to pay.” You’re like, “That’s not going to work. Maybe it doesn’t work.” No. I’m getting there. Wait, they’re closed. They [ __ ] It’s a pizzeria. We only got I got to be there in 20 minutes. Yeah. No, cuz the POS system didn’t work. I don’t carry cash. Not here at least. Tanya’s fault. It’s always Tanya’s fault. Sorry. We’re saying how it’s your fault. I guess that’s fair. See it? See, she agrees. Reindeer mix. I just want a [ __ ] hot dog. It’s simple. I can I can hold it in my hand. I don’t need a plate. I think we we went to the dessert version though. We can get strawberries. Yeah, that one. Crepes. Grapes are good. But no, I need protein, fat, sustenance. This is a grill. Everything worked until I showed up. See, that makes sense. Ger here. You’re not allowed. You’re not invited to the sky sauna. Oh, yeah. Velkas is coming. It’s actually going to fall off the wheel and then we’re going to roll into the ocean just because I’m here. Wow, that’s really dramatic. Hot dog. Here we go. It’s a hot dog. Hot dog. Hot dog. I don’t What are they? Hot dog. Have you tast like a Finnish thing? What is it? So, it’s a basically sausage between the like a hot a hamburger bun. Yeah. And there is also meat. Oh, there’s meat in. Okay, let’s try that. Uh, give me hit hit me with what the name? Liha. Liha. Liha. Liha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Liha. Got it. With sausage. With sausage. Hey. Uh, lia with sausage. With a sausage. Yeah. Do you still want to drink? Yeah. Yeah. Like diet soda. Can you have like diet coke or something like coke zero or Yeah, we have different the coke zero, please. Yeah, I’m finished. Finish with your portion. Oh my god. If it’s not cold enough, we have ice. Do you want ice for this or is this fine? It’s fine. Okay, we’re good. Okay, so meat pie with a sausage and a soft drink. That’s nine leaves. I take 35 cent. You said the red or the You have to Yeah. Uh receipt. No, it’s just Nirvana girl. Sus, is she What’s that? Can I? Can you walk and eat? Probably. But you have to cameraman me. You can cameraman. I’m pro. So you have speed. So you have speed now. What would you say goes on here? Everything. Everything? Yeah. Including the Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get in there. Yeah. Wow. Look at him go for the action shots. Paka just subscribed. Thank you. Okay. Uh PS paraka. Thanks for the sub hitchhikers. Much appreciated. Right. Now I got to eat. Are we walking? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I think you need to taste first and then give a review. Be the voice of John. Yes. Please tell me things to interact. You’re doing it wrong. You’re doing it wrong. I’m always doing it wrong. You’re doing wrong. I was born doing it wrong. You’re you’re my existence is wrong. Do watch out for the seagulls though. They will come down and eat it. Is it acceptable to fight back against a seagull? Yeah, of course. Like if it’s like grabbing my food, can I grab it by and spin it around? I want to see this. [Music] Well, highlight it specifically. I think I’ll get banned for like animal abuse or something like that. No, but it was abusing my snack first though. But they have like That’s the only thing you kind of don’t feed the birds. Don’t feed them. No, no. What kind of sausage is it? Just a regular thing or just normal? A normal business bun. A different bun. Probably the cheapest one. I do actually limp, but it looks weird. Trevor doesn’t. Why are you staring at my house, Trevor? That’s That’s interesting. $5. Thank you, my girl. My girl. Who is that? [Music] Moderator with the Fiverr. Dude, I think my chat is super delayed. [Music] Your chat’s delayed. Yeah, I’m on dat chat. Oh my god. Stream. Have you heard of stream buddy? I know the CEO. Oh, is this for your shirt? Oh, maybe. Yeah. I didn’t even think about that. [Music] Uhoh. There. Yeah. Now they’re coming here. They hunt and pack. Oh my god. Yeah, it’s dangerous. Somebody smoking. Smoking. Good breed. She was like basically smoking it in my face. Vaping or like a cigarette? Oh, a cigarette. I don’t like that. So be lady, [ __ ] are you doing with your life? That’s so illegal in Finland. Oh my god. This is This is actually the only shirt I have. Is it? Yeah. You’re like me. You travel light. Yeah, but you will get a new costume tomorrow. I I’ll get it fine. It’s fine. No, I think I think I wear this most of everything that I actually have, which is kind of crazy. That’s the spirit. [Music] How did I come here? You know what? I actually I built a raft. You know, I went into the woods and I was like, those trees, they look like they will take me to Finland. So, I chopped them down and then I tied it all together. And then I to do that. Well, uh, just cut down random trees. I mean, who who’s going to know? Everyone. It was in the middle of nowhere. They’re not going to know where to look. Everyone knows. You’re not going to know where to look. You just admitted to it. So anyways, strapped it all up with like dried grass or and such and like made a tight made a sail out of uh some animal I skinned just like just a generic animal. Insert any animal of choice. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself. And then I went on the water and it took me like 2 weeks to get here. Oh, so you were like just memeing in chat while you’re on your raft. You’re just like I got nothing better to do. Did you bring like a solar panel or like your phone stay charged? Okay. Yeah. I did. It’s bigger than yours. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it. I think I don’t know where the [ __ ] we’re supposed to go. Yeah, it’s this one. Or then we have to go. Where are we supposed to go? That’s my role. Don’t steal my job. Can you give that review for that? That’s my review. Okay. Thank you. [Music] I feel like I channeled my inner seagull on that. I think we should go more more there. Yeah. Oh, well, Tanya’s doing something. Yeah, we’re still early, so we’re fine. Yeah, we have plenty of time. I’m out of meat now. I just got bun. You have a little bit meat there. What is that? That’s meat. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. We’re good. Oh my god. We’re in the wrong place. Yeah. He said that. He’s like, “I think we should go over there.” I’m like, “Well, she’s gone already.” I left. Too fast. I quit. Too fast. That’s how I stood at home. I was like, “Why do I recognize that? That’s TA immediately.” Like, yeah, that makes sense. I especially like the comment that somebody thought I was over 50 years old, like lady that I’m just like a grumpy old lady sitting at home. That’s the blue one. Yeah. Yeah. There’s so many languages to read. English. There’s two languages. Swedish, dude. They started telling stuff on the airport and like first in Finnish and then in Swedish and then in English and I’m like I’m so confused. [ __ ] happening? Sail out. I think here. Hello. Yeah. That’s us. So, what’s our expectations now? A sauna that goes in the sky. Yeah. Yeah. You need to go over there and do a proper intro with the wheel in the background while I get the tickets. Okay. Yeah. So, you know, we have to do like a film shot. Yeah. Go ahead. Like I’m coming like swooping up. Yeah. And then I’m coming here. Don’t come too close to me and you’re going to get the the under like this. Okay. You ready? Tony is already here. Sorry. Can I be in this? Sure. Just resubscribed for 4 months. It’s nice to see you enjoying. I hope you’ve got many good memories and experiences from here. Hitchhart. Cool. Here we go. Sound on a reservation. There’s one more person coming. Yeah. I am here. What’s that? You can wait a little bit. Okay, perfect. Thank you. I don’t want to trust you. Give me that ticket. So, now you will be here, right? Yeah. I’m here. Yeah. And I’m coming from here. And then you have to talk to me like this. Just trust me. Hold up. What am I saying? Well, we’re here at the Skywinki or Sky Helsinki where we’re going to do Sky Wheel Helsinki. Yeah, we’re going to do the sky. Sky. See, cuz I No, I don’t remember the name of this. Oh, yeah. That’s fair enough. And then just like stuff. Okay. But this is where you’re finally relaxing after your long trip. Can you just do it? 350. You ready? All right. Well, we’ll try. We’ll do all the takes. It’s live. But anyway. All right. We’re here at the Sky Wheel Helsinki where we’re doing the Sky Sauna. A sauna that is in fact in the sky right now. Wait, he’s right there. Can you see it? Can you see the one with the wooden sides? That’s a sauna. We’re going to go in there. We’re going to experience a sauna, but vertical. Uh, I’m looking forward to it. Uh, this will be my kind of celebration of cycling through the length of Finland from Lapland in the Arctic Circle down to Helsinki. After this, we’re going off to Estonia. But I think this is a great way to accumulate this trip into a final experience. Sound in the sky. Hi. You have this reservation? We do. Yeah. You can just follow me. the timing. And by the way, there is 10% left in this. I will swap back charging back. One person coming. Yeah. They can just let me know. You have 1 hour reservation, right? That includes two drinks uh for each of you. Okay. If you drink more, it’s fine. We will just charge you for alcoholic 160 and non-alcoholic uh 290 for people. So that would be eight drinks. Yeah. Yeah. And um you have the GBL if you want to listen to some music. Music. Nice. When you want to go to the sauna, you will use this to talk to the operator. Uh so you just press here and talk here and let her know when you want to get in and uh take this with you to the sauna so you can tell her when you want to get out as well. Um I have some towels for you over there and uh shower. I will come get you guys at 7 at the end. Yeah. Okay. See you guys. Okay. Bougie. We are bougie. All right. That rude. [Music] Wow. Wait. Not the whale. Ew. Get out. Is that a bonsai? That’s fake, isn’t it? That has to be a fish. This is probably just a toilet. Oh. Oh, it’s totally unch. And then is the microphone on this or on you? Okay. And then we have the jacuzzi. It’s a bit of a shame that there’s a fence here, but this is this is this is this is perfect. Look at that. People can see us being People are going to see us being in the jacuzzi. Actually, our jacuzzi. Oh, people can see us being in it. I don’t know if this is angled just towards your crotch now or you got to give the people what they want. Nobody wants that. Sarah wants it. She’s the exception. She’s the exception. Yeah. Giving you guys the amount of times I’ve had your stream open and Tim comes into like where I’m sitting. Yeah. And he’s like, “Are you watching Trevor’s balls again?” Just because you’re standing there with your [ __ ] bike shorts and the only thing you can see is your dick and balls hanging out to the side. You can see more than that. I love staring at it. It’s my favorite part of I can’t help that cycling wear is skin tight. Okay. I have my anatomy that I was born with. All right. I feel like you’re judging me. I am. If if I said that and I and I was just like, you know, you’re on camera and you’re on stream and you’re you’re wearing a crop top and the only thing I can see is your kit like like that would be inappropriate and I’m being you’re objectifying me and I’m sad. That’s different. How is it different? It’s your anatomy. It’s my anatomy. You have seen I am offended. I’m not willing to die on this hill. Um, went black because I switched the cameras around already. Tactical M. Yeah, just muted me. I don’t have like a backpack cuz I I travel without one. Do you want to see my socks by the way? I think you need to show Chad as well. Yeah. One sec. It’s still turning back on. Oh, there he goes. Now it’s back on. Oh, come on. Look at my Oh, there he goes. Now it’s back on. Oh, come on. Look at my chat. Do you like my socks? I don’t know how I don’t know the view. It’s right here. Oh, true. There you go. Can you guys see it? Yeah. You want to know what it say? Yeah. Like giggling again. Just having a giggle. It says hawks of le. Okay. Which means no dick is hard as life. Nope. In fact, you’re extra lure. My dad gave them to me. Okay. So, hold up. What? What order? I got to pee or something. Okay. Up here. I will I need to undress. I think you’re the streamer now. I they almost me. Yeah. By the way, that’s that’s true. [Music] Wait. No, I don’t forget it. [Music] Hello. Should we should we read the grid lines together and any mods? Any mods? Any mods? All right. Prank. Wow. The timing of that. The timing was pretty good. By the way, I just put the that one beer you got. It’s in the fridge, so don’t forget it. Yeah. Yeah. What? Are you Sarah? Is this AC? Okay. Got to find something. But it’s not on. It’s off. AC is off. No, you got it. All right. Noted. Don’t lock the [ __ ] changing room. Just Just shut the door. No lock key. That’s a rookie move. That’s Santa move. Yeah. Hello. Yes. Still I think also that it’s more like heating and for cooling. Don’t forget the radio otherwise. Please. Please. This is a bit too much. You may use the Bluetooth speaker and even bring it to the sauna with you. Leave me alone. I have my own issues. Okay. Um, can I plug into one of your many power banks? Yeah, I guess so. My phone actually like Hello, Tommy. Time for you to practice your idol streaming talk now. But it’s different guys when my like main language is Finnish. I mean you have 20% Finnish people. Go for it. Well welcome is outside. Yeah. So was it that he just says that he just goes there. Yeah. Go to the desk and say that I’m I’m the I’m the guy I’m the guy for the I’m the guy that’s late. I’m kidding. You’re not actually. You’re actually still early. How did we get in so early? What do you want? I’m deciding whether I want sweet or beer. [ __ ] changed, bro. What do you mean changed, bro? I changed into my ketos. Ketos. Ketos. I don’t know. Is the jacuzzi one? I don’t want to. I’m not going to start. Are you jacuzzi? Is it cold? What is it? This is pear. No. [ __ ] heat. Oh, it’s warm. Okay, but you like grimace when you put your hand in there cuz it’s warm. Okay. Yeah, I am warm. We’ll have a cold shower before we accepted. Oh, we got to change the category. Change the category. No, I’m not a mod. Do I have to do it? [ __ ] I don’t have this capability. I do, but I don’t have the mental capability. I learned on kick they don’t care. So, we just let it roll. Jake doesn’t care about anything. Edit stream info. Not just chatting. We are just chatting. Where’s the bloody dog? All right, we changed. [Music] Is he out? No, we lost him already. Yeah, like walking all the way. Maybe count is finished now. You might actually pass away in the sauna. That’s good for you. It’s very good content though. Streamers managers dies in sauna in from too warm. Simply too warm. [ __ ] What? Wait. [ __ ] in spinach was back, right? Hello. That was lost. Yeah, that’s my son. Sauna in here as well. Yeah. So [ __ ] warm. Hi. Hi. Pretty sure we have met at some point at any of the many events. Are we showering? Yeah. It’s so warm though. Good to see you again. God, lot of space. Are you placing Forcer boys? Well, my chat or someone is someone pay for that. They never played it on live stream. So, this is probably your guys. See, everyone my viewers, they’re your viewers. Yeah. Everyone’s being mean. No, they’re just dancing. It’s fine. Don’t worry. Okay. I’m sure we’ll get there, though. No, no, no. I told them to be nice. Does that work on the internet? Sometimes, you know, be nice. Okay. Not [Music] fine, dude. Never mind. My brain linked. Yeah. So, we call we just call it or do we just go or do we call it when we want to go? We call like break. This actually might deal with heat. Sure. Your problem is going to be your chat phone. Yeah. Well, I I’ve used my chat phone on the sauna and I kind of get by. Yeah, switch it to night mode and like my phone will fry. I’ll have three phones in there and I’ll put them low as I can and we’ll hope for the best. Just keep on the window. But it got low. Low is the answer. Rises. This is embarrassing. You know better than me. But like Okay. But like now we’re going to be like an enclosed thing. Like most sonos have like the opening at the door and that kind of has air flow kind of underneath. So this might be different. We might struggle. We’ll see. But there could be air flow in there. We’ll see. Time will tell. We’re going to do the best we can. Sounds like a future us problem. Immediate future. No, not very long. Future. Future. Future. Yeah. Around the corner. Showers roll real fast. I’m not big on flying. I’m still quite nauseous. I usually That’s why I like go places a day before I have to be somewhere. I get really nauseous. Oh, I get I get like after I had um it’s called like crystal sickness in your ear where you lose your balance for like endless amount of time. I couldn’t go on uh like you know a boat. Well, that as well, but waves let’s turbulence. Turbulence is bad. Uh but not a carousel, but like a roller coaster. Thank you. What do you want? Are you going to get sick in the ferris wheel? You’re like, “It’s too fast.” No, the ferris wheel is fine. But with flights, when there’s a lot of turbulence, I like puke. Yeah. You’re the person that actually uses the puke bag. Yeah. Wow. Look at you go. I’ve never seen it. You know, next time you come to Heltech, you can just use the bolt. Probably. I thought the puke bag was cosmetic. I don’t know. I have to use it sadly. So, I’m a little bit nauseous. Thought it was like a place. You just feel better than you have something like, “Hey, buddy.” And I’m like, “Yeah, sure.” And everyone around you is like side eyeing you. Yeah. They’re like, “Can I move seats, please?” Like, “I want to get away from this.” Cuz like you’re going to make other people want throw up. That smell is like contagious. Yeah. It’s It’s awful. Anyway, don’t [ __ ] uh puke in our sky sauna. I might. I can’t promise anything. Especially on the sound stones. That would be That would be the worst smell in the world. Like vaporized vomit smells. Worst lulu ever. I can’t think of worse things. I don’t know. But yeah. Okay. So, we each have two drinks. Yeah. And then uh you can just pay extra if you want. What if each has four instead? Get in there. I already had a few drinks. Okay. Okay. I like this hat, though. Thank you. I got it from where spam is made. I I assume so. Yes. Austin, Minnesota. Not the Austin. We all know all the streamers in Austin, Texas. We’re all in Austin. Austin, Minnesota has it going on. There’s like 500 people that live there in a scam factory. That’s it. Okay. All right. Are we good to go? Yes. Okay. I got to figure out what now you have to call him. Thanks. Be like, “Yeah, mayday mayday, please. I need to go to the sauna. Yes, it will be like uh 3 minutes, 3 to 5 minutes and I will get it done. Got it. Thank you. Yeah, we are cross but don’t forget to take that. Yeah, I’ll be in charge because then I’ll be in charge of Don’t worry about it. I’m worried. You can be worried. Okay, you don’t have to be. That’s what you choose to do. That’s up to you. All right, I’m going to turn this [ __ ] off. We’re going to use alerts right from the chat phone and hope for the best. And a beer. That’s a speaker. Come back. Are we going to bring the speaker? I’m just going to play it out of the phone cuz then I have an extra thing that’s can get hot and be unhappy. True. I mean, we can’t bring it to the store. Oh, actually says it. Yeah, we can bring it. I’ll bring it. Okay. You’re jacuzziing. Yeah. You want to Can you cannonball in here? They’re going to kick us out. I mean, we paid. Yeah, but it’s so shallow. I’m going to hurt. I’m going to It’s going to be like pushing. It’s not shallow. What do you mean it is if you cannonball ass first? That is not deep. That’s thigh deep for you and you’re short. [Music] That was your response to that. That was disappointing. I know. Now it’s coming. I have a good comeback for like being short. Chat has to help me. How do I count for being short? Are you bullying my vertical problems here? Said come here. What window does it open? Yes. Casino order for you and then uh when you are ready to come off uh radio. Okay. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. A same same different going to be very cozy. No, this is very good. Oh, yeah. Now we’re talking, guys. Size time. All right. But yeah, you wouldn’t want to have more. I think four, maybe five if you want to get real cozy. Yeah, that would be like a [ __ ] public. Yeah, you do five. There’s no limit to a sauna. It’s just a matter of will, you know, matter of will and like comfort in in proximity. Yeah, exactly. Just get tie the tie. You want to do the honor of the first Oh, yeah. Lu. No. How do you say what you say? Can you repeat that? I’m good. Uh, okay. It gets hot. Oh, that actually burnt my face by glasses. That’s how you know it’s good if you feel like you’re going to be injured. Privacy mode. It’s completely not. They specifically didn’t put big enough gaps in it. Or not. I think you can take those off. So, you can take them off. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, before Sonic. Yeah, you put a gap in there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, true. This would be a very tight Sonic Loa, though. It would be underneath. Yeah, you have to be an actual golem to get. There’s no space. You’re the smallest. I’m not going on. I’d rather play a shark in the jacuzzi or something. Get out of here. I don’t know. Just like I don’t know. Is that what you do in Norway? Shark in a jacuzzi? I mean, I’ll play mermaid or something. It was just like, I’d rather play around in the jacuzzi. I thought it was an actual game. I was like, give me the rules, but we have a jacuzzi, right? So, we can play this game. We can play mermaid. Whoever is the best mermaid. That’s a game. That’s always a game. But like what classifies the best mermaid? We don’t care. Chapter signs. Okay. It will have to be like a rating of some sort where we have to make some rules like best pose, best um I don’t know. Dive. Best cannonball. I don’t know. Making up the rules as we go. What is that building? This one. Yeah. First one. Orthodox cathedral. Dear. I swear to God, the religions have all the money. Yeah. Look at that. Tax free, baby. Oh my god. Glutenfree jet so bad right now. Excuse me. Glutenfree at Are you gluten free? Yeah. Great bullying with my disease. being celiac. Yeah. Wow. That’s the funniest joke on the entire channel. Wow. Every time someone mentions bread, they start laughing. It’s so hilarious. Bread is a good, you know, gluten. No. There you go. See, I’m not alone. It’s 50/50. I’m only intolerant. Oh, okay. So, you’re not you’re not diseased. I don’t die. You eat bread? Yeah. Bread. Too far. Is it rude? I know, right? So after that we should go Subway. Subway? Yeah. Yeah. Like Subway sandwiches. Yeah. Yeah. To eat bread, you know. That was a bit far. Lots of things have bread. Thank you to Subway. And that’s culture, I guess. Subway. Why? Of all the places to go. Subway. Bread. Like that’s like that’s the core of like Finnish cuisine is like rye. Bread and stuff. Rye. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I haven’t had anything in 10 years. Wow. 15. I don’t I don’t remember how old I am. How old are you? 26. Okay. Is that a good Okay. How old are you? How old do you think I am? I’m old. You do have like five white strands. I got more than five white strands. Don’t sell me short. I’m I’m getting old. 34. 31. Oh, [ __ ] So, it’s the white strands. It’s the white. I added every No, like I look older with a beard or just worse with a beard. One of the two. No, it’s better. Always better. This is surprisingly a good sauna though. You like it? Yeah. Well, it’s So, we like the sky sal. I think the ferris wheel should go higher. Can uh can we tell them to go higher faster? Slingshot. Yeah, that would work. Maybe. I’m curious. How old do you think I am? Dangerous. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’s a trap. That’s a trap. This is enttrapment. I feel it’s illegal. Well, you’re in a closed. Uh, okay. So, if someone asks you their age, just start with two and then add start with two. Then add an add an eight. 28. Okay. Is that even the right decade? I don’t know. You’re not giving a response to that. You’re not going to tell us. Let’s keep it secret. Quit playing poker. Yeah. What does chat think? I’m curious cuz I know I look younger than I am cuz I’m scandy. Oh, most people are [Music] the You know what I mean? I know that. Yeah. They just went off the They were guessing for too long that they just kept going up. I’m uh 32. Oh, this hurts. The pain is the point of it. Got to fight through the pain. This is why they’re so happy and physical. They’re just happy. They don’t have to be so suffering the pain. Like at least I’m not in a 100° sauna. Thank god. Well, it’s interesting. You know, we complain about the summer because it’s so hot. Then we go there. I was like, “Oh, this is good. It’s different. You come here purposely to get home.” Anonymous tipped $3.33. Thank you. Careful, Trevor. You’re stuck in a lift with Malfoy. Amuse. I can do that. Oh, that’s Malfoy. That’s Malfoy. That’s Malfoy. Apparently, yeah, I’ve heard every single movie character with blonde hair ever since I dyed it. I’ve got used to Were you Didn’t you dye your hair at Twitch gun? You were just wearing a hat, I think, the whole time. Yeah. No, I always wear a hat. Yeah. I don’t know what you don’t want to show off the blonde hair. No, I haven’t I didn’t have blonde hair back then. Okay. This is [ __ ] It’s cool. Yeah, that’s I can’t move the screen. Oh, there we go. All right, now we’re done. That’s XQC. He doesn’t talk as fast as XQC. You can actually, dude. No, that’s intent. Okay. Sure. Is this Have they like counted his word per minute? Like is there is there a right like how many words per minute? He actually does. The problem is I don’t know if that’s the right metric because most of them are in words. Yeah. Like beginning of a word and he just skips to the next one. He’s like you guys get the idea. Exactly. It’s kind of difficult. I’m having a bit. Are we going past? They sped it up. They’re watching the stream. has an iPad. We are going faster. Yeah, we are. There you go. Picked it up. Damn. Had you heard of this before or been up here before? The sky sign. I always sit there at the marketplace and look at it with jealous eyes. Well, there you go. Now you got to experience it. $6.90. Thank you. God. Damn. Oh, this is my um isn’t it? Oh, I know this song. I have to smoke. I know this [Music] [Music] [Music] feeling in general. In general, I’ve loved it. You put too much sauce on your food, though. Huh? You put too much sauce on your food. Sauce. Sauce. So you put salsa on everything and you put a [ __ ] lot of sauce on it. What? I said I finished when it’s dry. I I know, but like and it’s dry. So you put so much sauce on to overcompensate for that. Well, what kind of sauce are we talking about? I thought you go to Hesburg and they [ __ ] load it with sauce. Oh, that’s the point though. No, but it’s not. I can’t even taste anything else in the burger. It tastes like sauce. Hey, actual speed said Hesburg was the best burger in Europe. That dude has probably had one burger in Europe. Yeah, it’s just And that’s why it’s the best he’s ever had cuz this dude’s never had a burger in Europe. It was. Yeah, that that is a that’s from the if you do a scale of of very mayo non mayo is at the very end. Yeah, it’s very very mayo. I went to kebab place and they [ __ ] lobby. Yeah, it’s spirit of vodka. Thanks for the $5. I got another drink. Another lap or we we almost need to because the boat is leaving now. Go for another [Music] drink. I go up only. [Music] Dang it. I didn’t think I was that high or tall. You’re not allowed to be high here. I thought I was shorter. My head. But now the jacuzzi might be nice. It’s hot though. Yeah, but it’s not boiling hot. It’s not 100°. No. No, I mean it’s just a little bit warmer than what it is standing here to be fair. Oh, it’s that that died. It’s my chat phone. Are you allowed to smoke a cigarette in here? What’s that? Do they have it? Thank you for that, sir. Is there No, it’s on this cuz that is dead because heat. What is that? USBC. Well, no, it’s from dead from heat. Oh, yeah. No, I got cables. I got batteries. I I just got I even brought my own. Yeah, I was thinking maybe something breaks my mind. Like I brought spares of a lot of things, but Yeah. um overheating phone that runs the thing. Yeah. Will they wave back, you think? Yes. Just going to do a double wave like this one. Someone’s going to wave back. Wave, [ __ ] Maybe one. Anyone? Not a single soul. How disappointing. I’m going to swim over there. Wow, that’s really disappointing. No, I got one. You did? Why? It was you then. Or you think it’s I think it was these guys. I I saw him. He wasn’t even lying. Finnish people don’t lie. True. It’s a bit intimidating. Okay. So, it was actually my chat phone that died and closed all apps. And that’s important to run it through here. So, Oh, okay. Do you want me to do something? No, it’s reconnecting right now. Okay. Do something. [Music] Okay, we got a we got a bowl. Yay. Y we got some. All right, there we go. Nice. Okay. Is it this one now? Yeah, it’s that one now. I don’t I I need to get used to how wide this thing is. Yeah, so am I. They did wait back. If I have a man back home, yeah, I’m good. If you’re offering, I’m not taking. Hey, Kaizen. The boys are showering together. They’re being really gay. Can you see them? They’re like cuddling in the shower. Not against being gay, but not but just not against being gay. Bro, they’re just having a great time. I have been in sauna before, but not in Finland. Just guys being dudes, it’s important to be a little bit gay. A little bit gay is okay. I agree. Being gay is fine. It’s all right. I’m gay. I can’t like I’m bye. I can’t like hate on gay people, you know? That’s kind of weird. Hi, Derry. I’m not joining the shower. I’m watching the boat. A little gay. It’s okay. I arrived a couple of hours ago. It’s a boat. You can’t convince me otherwise. It’s on water. It floats. It’s a boat or a ship. It’s a boat. Or ship. It’s a boat. No, it’s a boat. It’s not a boat. All ships are boats, but not all boats are ships. That’s very true. But it is a boat. Do you know that? No. All boats are ships, but all ships are boats. Oh my god. We need a mod, do we? Yeah. You don’t have a mod? I’m not a mod. They actually do need a mod. People are being weird that I’m on stream. Well, of course they are. They’re used to only seeing me and my Yeah. Wait. Yeah. Just Just give me This is insane, by the way. What do you mean? Have armor. God, I’m a cyclist. The stronger the tan lines are, the better it is. Like it’s a point of pride. It’s not like a level. No, like the the stronger your tan lines are, the more you cycle. The more you cycle, the cooler you are. But in the cycling world, that is that’s how it works. You can’t anything. But I like my uh sandal tan line the best. Well, that’s crazy. And it’s coming in, but it’s not strong yet. That’s a full block. Yeah. I like this one. That’s insane. Oh. Oh, this guy. Yeah. This is some feet. It’s orange. Corn. It’s a 7TV emo. I see. I’ll have you know. Okay. I did a whole I’m familiar with the website. Yeah. I did a whole corn theme trip and then someone was just like, “Hey, how much to get a corn themed tattoo?” And I’m like, “I don’t want a cornme tattoo. A lot of money.” And they’re like, “How much?” And I said, “10 grand.” And then I got 10 grand and now I have a corn theme tattoo. Oh, I would. I would take a tattoo for 10 grand. Easy. I got paid to take tattoos. run my chat back. I’m happy so I can ban all of you. Oh, my stuff broke as well. Okay, just pay attention to some weird people. Me? Pay attention. Dangert. Don’t you can’t say their name out loud. That’s what they live for. Oh, sorry. I’ll give the mod a little bit of grat gratification. That was a mod though, not the viewer. That was being weird. Ken tattoo 10 grand. Free. You get kin for free. So my my supposed last name is Gon supposed yeah I was on the well you know I was they made an article on it and they wouldn’t put me on it if I put my last name they want to share my last name she said ke and then my mom said me is this you ke real fake last names what are they also what does those taste like try is this with like it’s sweet it’s like a that’s Do you have an emo? I’m not a big fan of evil. Yeah, of course you do. You do. So like I’ve Finnish people have been trying to teach me like Finnish culture and meat. So like one of the first ones that I could understand was like it’s just like the forever. So like they feed that to me at least a few times a day. Uh, and I can like, you know, follow his cadence. Now’s a big thing on the channel cuz I actually understand it. A lot of times they’ll play like random like snippets of like Finnish media from from history and I’m like, I don’t know what’s going on, but I’m sure the Finnish people love this. Um, and they explain it to me, but I still can’t like if it’s more than one word, it’s too complicated for me to understand. I understand totally. Yeah. All right. Yeah. We today had a meet up. with Kon also. Yeah, a meet up with Konin. We just Oh, let’s go to the grave. Oh, even better to knock cuz I thought we’re going to like a monument or something like that. No, we’re going to his grave. Yeah, beside the um what is it in the store? Judgment Church. Cathedral. Cath? Yeah, I was thinking Cathedral. Yeah, that was uh on the wraps church. Big white church. Yeah. You can’t Have you seen it? The big white Yeah, the big white church without the wraps. It’s like the construction with the bike. Yeah. No, I went there with the bike. Yeah. Yeah. It was like a media piece like some people came from Asia. It’s like Yeah. Very disappointed. I can’t even see the church. It’s like under construction, unfortunately. Want my money back. All right. Under construction. Hitch is on a mission to get absolutely [ __ ] face. I’ve had like four drinks in that [ __ ] facing me. Yes, Canada. I’m Canadian. See, I remember that. I corrected you. I didn’t cuz usually I’d be I’d let that slide, but right now too far. Don’t call me American. It’s bridge too far. Yeah, I get it. No, Canadians have a good drinking culture. I’m just not a heavyweight or anything like that. Right. I understand. Yeah, but like Finn, they love drinking. I agree. Yeah. Ever since I’ve been in the more populated part of Finland, my cycle is like I’ll get to a city, I’ll drink with people that want that meet up with me and then I’ll have to take the next day off cuz I’m hung over and I’m old and I can’t handle it anymore and then I’ll stream the next day and I’ll do it again cuz I’ll get to the next city and then I’ll drink again. And then you can do it again. Yeah, that’s how it is. I feel like Yeah, it’s very easy to drink here. Yeah, everyone. It seems to happen especially the uh the Finnish beers. I don’t know if you know because you said all but the Finnish aros culture. Do you know what the Finnish streaming culture is like? Like the the generous drinking like the biggest the biggest streamers are Finland they just they just drink. Yeah. The biggest stream ever that was this guy dragged for like what was it 40 days in a row or something? Yeah, something like that. Just drank for 40 days in a row. That’s what that was the entire stream. That was the biggest stream ever. That was the biggest Finnish dream ever, man. Wait, who did it? Uh what’s his name? Yeah. Potato dog. Yeah. That’s his name. I like that. It’s called rapio stream. So it’s like Yeah, it’s like on gin. Yeah. Have you done a rapio like long like like multiple days? I do I could do a day one like I could see a day of just me being like let’s go. Yes. Once you like extend it, maybe two, but like not like a week, not month. I once tried it. I brush my teeth in the morning like 9:00 a.m. I took a photo. I can’t do this. Yeah. No, I I can’t I can’t multi-day session it. No. sleep. Oh, that’s what we’re doing now. Yeah. No, we just started. This is going to go until uh Thursday morning. And then Saturday is my recovery all the way here. You’re not going to drink. You drink now, too? Yeah. Yeah. You have to go hard, too. We’re all rapio streaming now. I’m too old for that. Rap your streaming. I like it. Um, but for chat, anyone who saw like the interview thingy, it’s going to happen tomorrow, by the way. But off stream, I’m getting interviewed. You can see it in Finnish media when it comes out apparently. Like who? I can’t [ __ ] I’m going to come up with a different last name like you. I’m as a Canadian. What’s your Canadian? Canadian. I have a Ukrainian surname though. Oh. So, uh, K Zetski. I don’t know. Does it work? Who’s Mike Wasowski? Mike Wasowski. Yeah. Okay. Oh my god. All right. What? Who’s interviewing me? Is this on the mail? No. Are they doing like for TV or No, it’s for the paper. Okay. Oh, I’m going to be in the paper. Okay. Someone local. If it actually goes into print, can you like Yeah, send me one then. No, I’ll send you a whole package. It’s me. If it’s going to the paper, then you will get it Saturday probably. It’s at least going online. Okay. Uh but he wasn’t sure if it was going to go paper. It depends on what how what you say. Why didn’t we see the jacuzzi? That’s a good question. It’s real hot. It is quite I mean No, we need to go to warm to warm. Someone warm. No, you warm to cold. What the heck? I took a cold shower for this reason. You’re supposed to overheat because then the hotter you are, the more alcohol you got to consume. That one. What’s that? Oh, it’s like newspaper. It’s one of the biggest. Yeah, it’s one of the biggest ones. Who was Why are we getting interviewed? Because you did like the whole finish. No, because his community has been spamming the newspaper every single day for like a week. That’s good though. So, like they’re going to be like, “Okay, fine. I’ll interview you. I don’t give a [ __ ] about you, but we can just get off my bag. Stop calling us. I guess we got to talk to this guy. That’s [ __ ] hilarious. They’ve been like I’ve been interviewed ever since the [ __ ] Norway trip one where we were just getting harassed by everything trying to interview us. Oh yeah. Yeah. There’s so many interviews. They did live radio interviews. They hit me in my tent. The thing is that radio thing like we’re live. The second somebody interviews you in Norway, everybody else wants to get in on it if they don’t sell the rights to like the interview. So like then they have to go and get you yourself. True. I haven’t been spamming anyone. I didn’t even know what the newspaper was called. Do you know this person, Matus? Yeah, he might be a friend. Hi, Matus. We hung out at TwitchCon. I know what he’s up to. Yeah, exactly. That’s just how it is. All right, let’s go. Sauna Jacuzzi. Yes. Sauna Jacuzzi. We are uh what are we 50? Uh well, 48% in. Mr. Capitan, how long until we can go into the sauna again? Capitan. He’s the controller of the ship. Four or five minutes. Thank you. Four or five minutes. And everything’s going to overheat again. So, yeah, have fun with that. It’ll be great. Actually, it was the this phone that overheated. So, put it I mean, you had it. It was high. Yeah, it was high. I need to put it lower. Lower. Low. Low. Low. Low. Low. All right. Cheers. Cheers. Thanks for bringing me here, chat. Yeah, everyone. That crazy hype train yesterday. That was insane. Just like, “No, we’re not going to meet the sub goal. I’m not going to You’re not going to be able to do the uh cosplay thing.” Yeah, we’re going to Rope Con on Friday. Rope Con? Yeah. I thought it was like I thought it was like a a rope. That sounds a bit scary. No, it’s it’s stands for like role playing. Oh, that’s why it’s called rope. Yeah, but but how would you say R O P E in Finnish? Would would it sound differently than rope? Larcon. Yeah, larp con is big in Sweden. No. Oh, that’s just it’s rope. In Finnish, we say that this rope sounds like Ropcon. Yeah, it’s Ropeon. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Why am I not aware? I should be in the city. You should be. You can join. You can cosplay. I haven’t bought the tickets yet. I’m going to buy. I’m going to place tomorrow. No, it’s Friday. This Friday. Oh, do you want another excuse not to go? No, I’m going to my summer place. No, I had I I was just thinking it’s so it’s like the hottest week of the year. I cannot be here. I need to be by my summer place next to the sea so I can on the lake so I can just go spend 6 hours in the lake. I overheat. Oh, I don’t know if he tossed it for us. I must play as XQC. No, that’s that’s just someone getting on or off. But the sauna one is kind of next. Is it okay? Look, chat, I can show you the world. I can make up my own lyrics cuz I forgot the lyrics to this song. A whole new world. Do you have time with you? All right. I was just gonna stand here. Wait. There’s only a few more once they close it. Go. I kind of like shower back. Muted. My ears. What is going on? Oh, I was singing. Oh, okay. That’s okay. Show you the That’s why we’re not going karaoke later. We’re not. No. Chat decided now. Go [ __ ] yourself. But we are going to the shushi. Shushi. Yeah. I thought it was full. No other place. Other sushi. Okay. I like how you guys say sushi. Every Finnish person I met that said sushi, they say sushi. Sushi. Sushi. What is sushi? Sushi. Same. Sushi. But sushi is s h u s h i. Oh, it’s like a sushi. Well, they say they say sushi. We say sushi. Just said the same thing twice. Sushi. I say it’s the same. This is how when I You are toned after that. We don’t when I’m trying to speak Finnish. I feel like I’m doing a grape trap and you guys are like it’s not even close. You’re actually pretty good. Someone in chat said that too. When you’re drunk, you speak better. Well, I think that’s like universal like everyone speaks better. But because they just go for it. I think that’s the biggest part is just like when you’re sober, you’re like, “Oh, I don’t want to say it wrong.” When you’re drunk, you’re like, “Oh, I don’t know. Let’s just give her give her.” Okay. So, a few more beers. I’ll do corner now. I just I walked in first. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Is the the god of the sea or you know? Yeah. Often the name the god of the sea mythology. It’s not like No, we have different are mythology. Are you Wait, is it is it It’s different. Wait. Yeah, it’s different. It’s like the Nordic god. Is this all like the like the Thor gods? No, they’re different gods. They’re different. We have Uko. Tell us more. I don’t know about this. It’s honestly a bit disappointing. That’s about it. I don’t really teach that anymore. Yeah, should something religion something something. I feel like sons feel better when you shower. Did anyone bring the walking? Yeah, I did. Okay. Otherwise, we’ll just die in here. Yeah, we’ll never stop it. That’s confident though. You got to think about it. We’ll do three again. Tree roundabouts. Is that what we roundabouts? Take a left in this roundabout, please. Because I have a challenge for you too. Oh yeah. Yeah. A challenge. I don’t know. Sound challenge. Oh no. Sound too easy for you. Oh, okay. Tell us. What is this challenge? I’m not telling that. It will just start. Okay. Well, maybe that’s a good challenge. Get to know what it is before it starts. Are you guys often in the bathtub? Uh, pools, beaches, and hot tub. You know what category I’m in? I am. I am to an occasion. Yes. Okay. You visit often? Yes. Okay. I dabble in it. Nice. What’s What’s your for favorite? My hot tub and pools category extreme. I guess sauna and the sea. I guess that makes sense. Is that the title you choose for? Sauna and the Sea. It sounds very like almost like romantic. That is that’s very poetic. Sauna and the Sea. Very pretty. I’ll have you know I’m usually like a top five pool in hot tub stream when I switch categories. Are you? I don’t know. What am I right now? What what rank am I on the pool side? That’s how I assess whether I’m uh like doing well or not. Got to see if I can compensate for my lack of cleavage. I got sick can lines though. Is that true? I wouldn’t pipe that maybe. When when does it come up burn light? Yeah, it needs a little burn. We are stuck by the way. It was good. Tested it. Oh [ __ ] we’re number one. Bro, I feel like the whole tub and pools fell off. It was a big thing when they came maybe. I don’t know. Oh, true. They get paid for that actually. So pools, beaches, and bikinis is their category. Oh, Twitch is just like keeps it more like nondescript. Oh, it’s just a pool. Cuz I was sounding and then someone came in uh from kick chat and was just like, I’ve reported you to kick. And then and then I’m still doing my thing. Like I’ve reported you to kick cuz this content isn’t right for the category. And I think it’s cuz I wasn’t like a girl in a bikini. and bikinis for 3 months. You were missing something. I was I could have been a guy, but I needed a bikini. Thank you. Yeah, just get a fake bikini just over there with the hair. Well, I could shave just and leave the hair in the shape of a bikini. Wait, that’s true. That go. These are intricate thoughts. We need to write this down. Remember this for another day. These are good ideas. I’m not going to I have my manager here just just being like, “Ah, yeah, he’s capturing fire in a bottle here. We’re not doing that. Well, I do want to shave your head though. I was I’m like I want to shave and I’m like you want to shave what? My head for the koen. Yeah. So you can be kicking in. Yeah. The beard would have to go too. What does it have a beard? I don’t think so. No. No. Um what kind of song do we want to listen to? Is there any good songs? Wait. You’re requesting a song from chat? I can’t request a good song from chat. No one’s going to do it. Okay. I don’t want to. See, if you say no one’s going to do it, that’s precisely the moment someone’s going to do. Yeah. They’re going to be like, “Watch me, bitch.” But that’s why he said it, cuz he knows how it works. I Well, this is warm. Ow. This is not warm. Oh, listen. You have to sort out to a degree where you breathe it in and it hurts your throat. Oh, I keep turning it towards me. This is Wait, try blowing the the sweat off your skin. Just like It hurts. I don’t want to. I’m good. Yeah. Or bear. What? What? What the [ __ ] do I want to listen to though? Um, we’re going to spend the whole time with just being like, but I need a I need help from a Norwegian. I want to do classic song. Um, that song and that only applied to like the 1% Norwegians that was in here, but I can’t remember what it’s called. That’s a good song. Can you sing me the Norwegian happy birthday song? No, I did several times on your birthday. It’s not your birthday. So, it’s almost my birthday. It’s like 11 months away. Did you? I’ll do it in 11 months then. Don’t forget the challenge. Yeah. Actually, I’m just I don’t think we’re going to manage three rounds with this. Yeah. Yeah. But I was thinking like when the challenge starts that you have the that you can get out after that. Okay. Oh, yeah. But what is it? When are we doing it? Now. pain. It’s called pain, agony, and suffering. Oh, I love that. So, we are taking like now good summer experience next. That’s a challenge. Okay. As a hitchhiker and a cyclist, I just like pain. I’m a massochist. Yeah, exactly. And if you survive, I have something for you. Both something. Something good. It’s a good thing. It’s a good thing. I will think it’s a good or you think I’ll think it’s good. Yo. Yo. No, you both think it’s a good thing. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I doubt we have our doubts. So, we get One more. One more. Then when we are going down, then we can start the challenge and we can say after that, please open the doors. Yeah. Is this the song you wanted? Thank you. No, let’s take it. [Music] I don’t think this is the one. I think the one I want is called Sush in region. No. I thought this was the succession theme. Is it? No, I thought there song. This is a song. Yeah. Rainbow. [Music] I haven’t heard the son of song. There’s a lot of sauna songs. There is. It’s a lot of song. There is. I have. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of a lot of songs. Every house, every place seems to That’s the biggest culture shock I feel like some people have like your average Well, not your average Helsinki apartment, but a lot of it like I probably complain persona. My brother’s like like my kid has a sauna in Helsinki and it’s like 28 square meters and it’s got I’m like that’s like a micros it’s very small and it still has like a a sauna somewhere in there. Yeah. Mine was a 35 square meter micros. Yeah. So was like a third of the [ __ ] square. No cuz like I had a 29 square meter like micro suite and in Canada that’s like the tiniest [ __ ] thing in the world. I can’t imagine trying to be like oh yeah let’s put a sauna in here. There we go. That’s what you wanted. You doubted. Thank you, Skippy. Yes. Thank you, Skippy. [Music] Finish. Nobody understands Finnish. Nobody except for the Finn. Not. Yeah. I don’t know. I have no idea. It is funny. What’s your challenge, by the way? This is our last lap. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Oh, it’s after. It starts at the highest. Yeah, it’s this. Oh, okay. You have enough time left. Are we trying to like hold our breath or something? I hope not. You can try if you want. I guess he’s going to like do the whole bucket on it. No, it’s not. It’s a small room. So, the low hits. Yeah, you can feel you can you can try to escape through the vent. Yeah, but you’re going to scald yourself reaching up cuz it’s worse higher. True. You got to get lower. What if we open it and then we can just like push it? Yeah. I’ll do like a classic. All right. We’re I try to be gentle. Gentle. Yeah. I tried to but it’s a finish. Gentle. It’s a different Yeah. Maybe you should say after that we are okay after this round. Now we’re okay. After this round the captain Captain, huh? Handling. Can we get in at the bottom of this lap here? Thank you very [Music] Yes. Yes. Yes. And then when you get really hard, you have to start screaming. Oh my god. My god. Now this is torture. [Applause] What the [ __ ] is enjoyable about this? Is that your challenge? Yes. Yes. Get me out of this hell hole. This guy’s going to get skulls flopping the door. Oh my god. Wasn’t that nice? Jeez. Yeah. Really making us beg for our life here. Also, yes. Oh, we have to go into the jacuzzi now though. You can go into that shower. Then you get the I am showering. I think my makeup like melted from that challenge. Wait, did he do it again? Yeah, we have to do it again. No, that mean No, he tipped again. I don’t know where. I sound that wasn’t me. That was the pool. That was great. Ah, what is the name of this place? It’s called the Sky Wheel. That’s what it’s called. Okay, guys. Look at this. A back flip. That was not a back flip. I just [ __ ] hit my head. But I tried. They didn’t shower before going in. That doesn’t matter. No. Break the rules. Bad hygiene is part of the uh experience. Oh, is it? Yeah. It’s not a real Finnish sauna if you’re not completely disgusting. Are we doing like one more? Wait, do we have time? No, drinks. No, drink. Well, I have another beer that was given to me. Okay. Oh, yeah. Sure. We got 15 minutes. I am floating. Well, they like kicked us out. Yeah, she said she’d come here when uh we reach the the limit. Then never mind. Maybe they’ll give us a little extra if there’s no uh no one coming next. They already kind of gave us a discount. Okay, that’s fine. This thing’s full. Jeez. Well, it’s very full now. 20 fat. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. I think you should lose some more weight. I already lost 20 lbs. Are you going to show progress pictures? I should I always thicken Tai. I mean to be fair, there is a significant difference between you before and those progress pictures. I will agree to that. Thank you. She I’m impressed with your seven months of finding yourself journey where I just went, why the [ __ ] is Trevor not answering me? I’m going to cancel his contract. Okay. I was getting thick. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Anyway. Anyway, so guys, yeah, you completed the challenge. Good job. I mean, good job now. Yes. Yes, you guys are finished now. Uh, so because because you have been in is it over 10 saunas in Finland? Yeah, something like that. So, I have like a master of sauna clo because you haven’t been in 10 sas. You have like sauna golem. Not like the students of slo. I got one as well. Mine is different. You want to show chat? Yeah. Okay. These are the two I can like I’m not a master yet. Trevor’s a master. Master Sonic. Master Sonic. It’s only cuz Okay, you I’m kind of blocking him, but you get the point. I got to hold both of them. One’s got two diamonds. One’s got the um That’s so cute. Did you make these? No. Oh, you can buy You can buy it from the It’s like a military shop with a military shop. Yeah. So, what this is is usually it’s a badge of your rank in the Finnish military costume. Yeah. So, it’s like same size and same like Yeah. You could literally put that on if you had a military costume. It’s the same size. Perfect. Yeah. Well, now I got to enlist. Yeah. If you got the master of Sonic. Yeah. But like so this symbol like the [ __ ] whatever the name is for it that means master of No that’s just son of gold. But she’s got two diamonds. Yeah. Two diamonds. If you go to well the place where I was. Yeah. If you go there you will get that two diamonds because you are the officer who is just studying to be officer. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I’m the student. So those are like real those two diamonds. But yeah you have just son of mine’s actually real. Yeah. almost have the same exact one without the meta pepe. Tell me this is fake. Yeah, the go part. Yeah, I’m disappointed actually that this isn’t real. I feel like this should be like a finished statement. You guys are like ironic enough about stuff. That would be good. I could be Son of Kungu on Friday on Friday. Son of Kungu at the cosplay event. Oh yeah. I mean we have to figure it out. Okay. So what you can do Yeah. You become Smeaggle or just go. Yeah. She just cuts your hair so you leave a few strands. Yeah. And you get one of those tart Xan boxers. Yeah. Like a flaky. I’m going to do this place with a [ __ ] loin cloth. Like a loin cloth. Yeah. And then you got to walk on four wheel. Oh god. Yes. And then you carry around a bucket with you so people know. I made a sound hat. You did? Where is that? Where’d you wear it? Well, I made it out of wool. Yeah, you’re supposed to wear it. I know. I I tried it. [ __ ] But like I think that would identify someone as well, too. Truly. Yeah, that’s good enough. Yeah, but the hero one is much better. Yeah. Yeah. It’s a bit more of a commitment. Yeah. I brought a costume though. You brought a costume. Are you going to say or is it a secret? No, I mean we can talk about it because I don’t know if it’s like good enough kind of like I have I have this like it’s not really a dress. It’s a large t-shirt and it looks like chain mail. I thought it was going to be your Nirvana shirt. T-shirt says Nirvana. I can be groupy. Let’s go. No, but it looks like chain mail. And then I have like some straps and stuff so I can be like logger. Logger. Yeah. What’s loger? You’re your disappointment. Yes, we you say that literally every day to me. Yeah, it’s it’s like what a relationship. It’s a professional manager. It’s a professional hate relationship. Yeah. Yeah. She professionally hates me. A professional hater. Yeah. Oh, I like that. I’m going to put that in my email. Professional natural hating. Yeah. No, but Lata is like a Viking warrior. Oh, okay. So, you need a Viking warrior. Yeah, I just need to buy a sword cuz I couldn’t bring that with me. If it was like made out of foam or something, probably bring a sword. I have one that’s cuz they don’t bring actual swords to the It was just like annoying to bring. Oh, it’s annoying. It was annoying to bring. You didn’t even bring a backpack. Well, I forgot. I also can’t find my ID still. I don’t know where it is. Yeah, you got here. I don’t know where it is. It’s very weird. I mean, I can use my driver’s license in Finland as ID. I just don’t know where my ID card is. Well, you got here. That’s I’ve never lost it before. Disappointed in myself. Do we have to be out of here by seven or come here when we’re done? We’ll be thrown out. Thrown out. Yeah, the [ __ ] off. Oh, that’s fair. Nope. I pressed the button. Do not touch. I touched and it changed. I didn’t mean to. I didn’t know you weren’t supposed to touch the thing that said do not touch. Oh, this is how you just don’t do instructions. Don’t touch. Okay. Like you’re talking out of I literally hitchhike for a living. Like what are you expecting? No, you don’t. You bike for a living. I do both. My last trip before this was hitchhiking. Biking for a living. I know. But like No. When have you been hitchhiking? It was my last trip before this, but that was last summer. Which country? No, it was uh it was the Corning Redemption tour. That’s how I got this [ __ ] tattoo. For €10,000. Yeah. Well, at the end of it, I got this. Yeah. Kind of fun. Good memorabilia. What? My tattoo is good memorabilia. Isn’t memorabilia like stuff you can sell? No. Like you sell memorabilia. No. Memorabilia stuff you keep and collect. It could be like a rock from a beach. Tattoos are memorabilia. You collect rocks, don’t you? No. with a weird example. Rock from a beach. No, but I don’t know. There are murals. This rock is from Turkey. This one is from Greece. No, I do actually have a couple. Tim collects them and brings stuff. So Dutch of him. Very Dutch of it. They don’t have rocks there. They’re just how Dutch people confess their love is they bring you rocks. Maybe they’re like they’re just like Yeah, they’re like penguins. Very cute. But I don’t know. I have like a bunch of different like they’re they’re kind of like I guess it’s quartz mainly. Yeah. So they look more like crystals than like just bronze typically. Right. Major difference. Visually. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Okay. So that’s your memorabilia. What kind of memorability do you collect then? Well, you know, this might sound bad, but usually it’s other people’s stuff. What do you mean like you steal [ __ ] from people? No, listen. I will explain the context. Okay. Yeah, usually when I go somewhere, I get something from someone and it’s not my intention, but both forget and then I have it and then I keep it and then I remember like, oh, this is that from that guy in Paris that gave me a cigarette 2 years ago. It’s like a lighter or something that you stole. Yeah. It’s like a PSG lighter. It’s like spit on it or something, right? Okay. Yeah. That’s my grit and charm and a memory to it. Specific story. But I have a memory box. This is going to go in my memory box. So, in my memory box, I have like birthday cards, random gifts. Son of Konku Apprentice. But you’ve never played Sonic Funk. But But that’s the reason he’s talked about this. No. Yes, we have. On stream yesterday. I was talking about No recollection of this, your honor. I I’m going to pull up your chat logs. We were talking about Sonic Clown yesterday. You haven’t played. You didn’t want to. And then you said there’s no room. But that doesn’t mean I haven’t done it ever in my life. Just that I didn’t want to do it here. You would have objectively been like, I played it before, never again. That would be Why would I tell Chad all my secrets? That’s a secret when it’s directly related to what we’re talking about. It’s content. He looks disappointed. That’s content. I haven’t been a content creator in a couple of years. Honestly, I see you like doing co-working streams. Yeah, I’m working. I’m just sitting there. content of working. It’s different. That’s a type of content. There’s a lot of study streamers now. That’s true. There’s a lot I have. I’ve seen it. Yeah. So, I met I met a study streamer and all they did was study. And they made a career out of his life. Okay. So, are you studying for a job? What do we want to like study with them? They’re lonely. It helps them stay focused, I guess. But what do you do when you actually distract? I’m not very consistent with it. You did look distracted. I tuned in and then you told me to [ __ ] off. It’s like go away. Leave me alone. Yeah. You come into my street. No, it distracts me quite a lot. Well, I see why you don’t do it. Yeah. It’s the final countdown, guys. 5 minutes, I guess. Do you want to do one more round? I don’t think we have time. I don’t think we have. You can do one round. One round is probably Yeah, it’s three minutes. So then we have I’m not going to join, but you three can go for one round. Okay, let’s go. Okay, we got to call them and see if we can do one round. Ask him. Where’s the thing? The thing. The thing the radio man. Radio star. Now I have you here all alone, Chad. No. Do you like my badge? No. No. No. Did he say no? He said no. Denied. Denied. See, I was questioning it. You guys are like, “Oh, yeah. It’s not a problem. One lap.” Nope. Cool. The tan lines coming in. What did you tell them? They’re scared. Nothing. She said something scattered. They’re scattering. Oh, okay. Okay. Get some. Anyway, wow. 15%. You said kick rocks. Well, I probably didn’t directly say that, but I essentially said that. We’re doing dinner. It’s good to have you. Yo. All right. What do we think of the the Sky Sauna? Can Tony be trusted to take care of chat? No. Tony just bullies us. True. Two out of five. Nine out of 10. Four to five. Cozy. Pretty dope. Yep. Views were nice. It was in the sky. It was That’s That’s true. I missed the Sky Sonic. You came at the wrong time. Five out of five. Should have had three free drinks. True. Very cool based. I like it. 13 out of 37. That’s a pretty low rank. Can we do a redo? It’s kind of pricey. As a son of 410 content, like I’d say like it’s cool as a but like I if I lived in Helsinko, I wouldn’t be like I feel like going to the sauna. Let’s do the sky sauna. Freak out about the sauna. Yeah. is incorrect. It is not high enough. I have to tell you something. What’s up? I have like my work chat with my co-workers and then they send this picture. It’s like can’t believe I have to watch my boss have vacation on Twitch while I’m rotting away writing emails. Like I’m so jealous. I can’t wait to be the new CEO going to have just hot tub girls. I had to send my first two invoices today. So Tony is ready to have be a full-time hot tub screamer with See, you you said you just wanted to sky sauna, right? This is the whole purpose of the trip. So, it’s not business. It’s it’s sky sauna. Okay, I’m going to rinse off. Keep them entertained if you want. Sure. Oh, that’s funny as hell. I’m vacationing. Well, technically this is a work trip, so I can write it off on my taxes. Imagine being able to do a work while drinking. It was occupied. What? The bro’s occupied. Oh, yeah. You done? This is tax deductible. Don’t worry about it. One minute to rinse and put on clothes. You think they’re going to be upset? You think that’s a compliment, but it just isn’t. Says more about you than me. You spammed me with reals. I love that, dude. I’m honestly I’m so happy that you guys are uh enjoying everything I’m planning for Trevor. It’s honestly hell trying to get him to do anything most of the days. Like yesterday I was like, “Oh, he he went to sleep. He didn’t call me.” And like like that’s great. We just don’t have a million things we need to talk about before tomorrow. And he just went to sleep. Thanks. It’s been fun. That is great. I love that. I love I love being awake at like a quarter past midnight just so Trevor can go to sleep without calling me. I know he called Sarah, which is valid. He did actually call me after, but he called me at like I don’t know half one or something. Gifted seven. has just gifted seven subs to the community. Oh my god. Wait, let me take a picture of that message. I have flash on. Dude, that’s seven subs. That’s crazy. You’re rich. Rich. You’re rich. Rich. Who sleeps? Nobody. Oh, is there an actual concert? Yeah, I have a free ticket. But the main artist starts, I think, at 18. Probably. Yeah. All right. Are you dressed? Almost. What? I should join the severance program. Is that That’s the show I haven’t watched yet. The Severance. No. Have you seen it? It’s really wellrated. I think I watched like f first five episodes, but not much. I sent a picture of your message about the link uh to my coworker. Don’t worry about it. She will check. shooting range does really well. Really bad I mean on YouTube. Uh YouTube is very upset about shooting ranges. So we’ll see. I need to watch Severance. I’ve wanted to, but it’s on Hulu. I don’t even know where it is. I have Disney Plus, Netflix, and Max. I think it’s an Apple TV. Apple TV. Oh my god. Axe throwing could be cool. Who are you watching? You. If I’m from Canada, my coworker says it works for her, so it might be a you problem. T is getting her the interns busy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don’t know how to download stuff. I I grew up when Lime wire was a thing and I got virus all the time. I’m a really bad like hacker. I don’t know. I don’t think we’re going to do the pub tram today, but we have several more days. But also, how much is it? It’s €4. Yes. Each person. All right. Somebody do €4 times three, then I can guarantee that we do. 14. Okay. I was like, 40 sounds insane. I hope there’s I hope there’s drinks included then. Okay. 14. Now we know your age. Yeah. Lime wire was the [ __ ] dude. also like Oh, I mean on your own account. Oh, my account. Wait, let me check on Instagram. Oh, yeah. Because I have Oh, yeah. I’ve done the mistake of putting www. [Music] Hang on, let me edit that. I love Finland. I’ve been here before. I went to Japan’s wedding. You met Japan a couple of days ago. So I went to T I came into Turku. I went to Tamper and then I went to Roani and then I drove north and went into Norway again. So I’ve been in a lot of Finland actually. All right, the link should work now. Thank you for telling me. Yeah, there’s Jani. I really am 50. That’s what it feels like working with Trevor. I’m into dog. Yeah, you can be a cat person. I’m a dog person myself. Limer was like a roulette. Are you getting porn? Virus or the video you actually wanted. Or the song. Songs were hard. I always got porn or virus. To be fair, I did not like Mustam Makara. That shit’s vile. But I I don’t like dark bread like in general. So it it just it wasn’t like the necessarily the flavor of that. It was just that like I don’t like dark bread. Yeah. Lime was the ultimate rage bait. Ra Rage bait. Yeah. I really don’t like dark bread. I I eat like white bread. If I eat bread, I’m also gluten intolerant, so I shouldn’t. Can somebody else be the streamer so I can get dressed? No. Okay. I don’t know. Finn. Please don’t write Finnish to me. You don’t like streaming? You retired from streaming? I’m retiring. Being fine. Yeah. What was she talking to you about? What kind of lies was Tanya telling today? The usual. Hi. Are you guys ready? Is she just changing and then we’re good. Okay. Oh, have gur rays. I have gur rays. What’s a gur rays? You don’t want to know. O, she talks [ __ ] about you. Basic stuff. But that’s the usual, right? So, if she wasn’t talking [ __ ] I’d be suspicious. She loves working with you. That is suspicious. Uh Tanya’s last trip to Tom. Ah visit you. What’s that? 11%. All right. We got to go. Small. What does the number say on the top right? Price 60%. 60. Yeah. Oh, that’s good. All right. So, you mean the battery? Yeah. I felt like rather than just saying what’s the battery at like and you’re like what does that mean? You you you knew what was up. Yeah. You must call her after stream. What? Sarah. Who’s her? Tanya. I don’t think I have to call Tanya after my stream. She’s here. Who’s her? Don’t keep her up to midnight and not call her. Who’s her? The next pub trading. Uh, we’re going to get sushi maybe. What do you want? I like sushi. I [ __ ] Yeah, we can go to the sushi buffet. The sushi buffet. Okay. I think it’s something like €22. That’s fine. Yeah. Leaving food. It will be It will close at 9:00. So, we have almost Okay, cool. Walking distance or transit? Car. Car. It’s maybe 3 km, but it’s easier to go with. Okay, cool. Guys, we get to take the Merc out for a rip. The tan. What do you mean the tan? I don’t got tan lines. Tan lines got me. Heard Tanya yesterday. You didn’t call. Apparently, I was supposed to call Tanya yesterday. We did call after the stream last night, didn’t we? No, we texted. What did we do? I don’t know. We did something. Weird thing I can’t put my panties in your backpack, but uh where do I literally hold you can’t keep it too long in I try to dry them with like the towel method so they’re not own independent thing. Just chuck them in there and then sip with them. Took my panties off, chat. No, it’s a party. And you’re complaining about them like saying [ __ ] You’re antagonizing them. Yeah. Yeah. They’re easy to swim. Okay. Well, you can’t come. No, I have panties on, but my swim shorts. Okay. Look at them all. I do have take off my swim shorts. I was thinking about it when I was in the hotel. Like, do I just wear my swim shorts after? I’m going to be so wet. Like my bikini top is Yeah, that’s what I’m doing. But you’ll probably I’ll drive quick. So, I got a beer in my pocket. Uh, whose phone is that? That’s my streaming phone. It’s an important one. I need that. Yeah. All right. Everyone, say goodbye to the Sky Sauna. Rate the Sky Sa 4 out of 10. Four out of 10. What does mean four out of 10? Four to 10. Why is that the scale? That’s a good scale. Four and a half and 10 is 8 and 1/2. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. My feet weren’t above the the heater. It’s not a proper finished sauna. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It’s the wood one over there. No, I think we did something the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I sent the email. So, if you need to do more, just let me know. Okay. I hope you enjoyed. Thank you. She looks like Amanda Bines. Bring out the dancing lobsters. Oh, we can’t get backstage easily. Two drinks and I’m ready. Haven’t had a drink. That’s what happens when you take 75 days off, right? Wait, let me tell you. I haven’t had a drink in Wait, this is your first drink? Maybe I think I don’t have I haven’t had a drink in like 95 days. 95 days? Yeah, it’s not that busy. No, it’s early though. Yeah. Seen Amanda Binds lately? Okay. Like Amanda Bines that I remember. Do you want to do something with all these? Can you hold just this phone? Just this phone? Yeah, just the phone. Just holding it like this. Yeah, it just needs to exist cuz I usually put it in my pocket, but the my pants are wet. Locked your pants for I don’t know how that happened. Did you like Trevor? I can neither confirm nor deny the existence. We talked about this. Did we? You have to say that you need to go to the bathroom. You can’t just pee. No, I’ve been learning when I’m cycling to do it like a tour to France rider where you just like Yeah. They just they just let it rip. Yeah. Oh, there’s official PE spots where the cameras aren’t supposed to film, so they can just like do their thing. It’s kind of gross. Hey, you got to do what you got to do. It’s just a bodily function. Oh, category. Oh, I got to change the category cuz I don’t have mods. I can change mod. Let me check if you have a mod first. I think Dangerard is What do you Who are you calling them? Danger [ __ ] Dangert. Danger Tater. Danger Tater. I don’t know. Danger. Now they’re gone after you insult them like that. Jesus. He likes me. They like me. I’ve sushi. They do. I’ve DM’ them. Do you DM them? Yeah. Okay. Just chatting. Are we going sushi please? Yeah, but we’re going in a car cuz we have a Mercedes convert. I kind of need to pee actually in the car. Will you hold me out the window? Okay. There was like Can you hold my hand while I’m like hanging? We came around the corner. And I was like going this way and I started passing and there’s a mom holding their kid up like by like lifting their legs up and using their legs as like a platform for their back and they’re like peeing vertically upside down. I’m like why is that the strategy you have to like have your kid pee outside? I get like how the kids when the kids have to pee they got to pee but like why that strategy? Anyway, I think I’m in just chatting. [Music] I want to sit in the back seat. Get your hair. Yeah. Blown. Yeah. Oh, there’s us. Wow. Did I miss the sky silent? You did. Sky sauna is complete. Oh, do an outro. What was your experience with the sauna? Blah blah blah. Here. You just finished the sky sauna. Wow, that was amazing, guys. is we just did the sky sauna. Sauna in the sky. Can’t find anywhere else but the sky sauna. Helsinki. No. Helsinki. No. Helsinki. Helsinki. What is it called? Sky. Sky wheel. Okay. It’s a wheel. Sky. It’s a sky son. Helsinki. Yeah. Sky wheel. Yep. Just do a bunch of small cuts. Yeah, probably. Every second. Mortiel sucks. Mortiel is great. Say that. No. I I I was like feeling bad for her because of that. But you said Morale sucks. I think I I think my brain was in like Yeah. hate mode. No, I was just like hiccuping. I was like thinking of that and then I’m like my outro sucked. You’re great. Male. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Your your thing in the back is pointing out. Is that like a backup? Is there a camera in there? Oh, yeah. It went in there. It’s a lens. Yeah. Stop. third person. You jump in over the thing. It’s a rental. I I do want to be in the back seat though, so cuz I just feel like I can be like Rebecca Black in the Friday. I’ll be in the back seat. Are you telling me I’m smaller person? I got to be in the back. I don’t know. She like sits on top of the seat in the back, I think, with her friends. Well, she does do that in between. But that’s a You got a little vent there. How do I open the Mercedes? You just take from here. Oh, you you pull yank And now you just wait. Oh, it’s got to do a thing. Oh, you’re going. It’s independent. I wanted to be Rebecca Black. Oh, sorry. No, no, you did say that. See, you said that and I completely ignored what you said. I’m like, okay, I guess I won’t be Rebecca Black today. No, you completely said that. Can this stand in the front there somewhere? I can I can hold it. Can you move your seat forward now? Forward. Yeah, it’s in the door. I don’t want to be Rebecca Black anymore. Hey. Hey. I see. Oh my god, bro. See, sometimes things are too fancy. I don’t know how to work it in. I’ve ever owned a car where you get a little yank in the back and you go and then you push it forward. Okay. It’s not Friday. We will be on Friday. Oh, sorry. Okay. We’re stirring up my legs. I apologize. Yeah. Safety first. Remember, [Music] I guess I’m going to stick it back on. [Music] He was aheaded man. He was brutally handsome. Can you film the wheel real quick? The wheel? The wheel? Oh, I thought the sky wheel. Sky wheel. Look how beautiful it is. Wow. Wow. We were up there. We were all the way up there. YouTube. Amazing. Very good. Good. [Music] [Music] Ran out of money. Yeah. We’re out of what? Ran out of money. Oh, was it a minute per dollar or something? What is it? It’s more than that. Wow. People to like perpetually troll me. I don’t know what yours is, but like I feel like that’s the vibe, right? Which is perpetual trolling with media share. Me? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Uh, if I ask really nicely, I beg, I get three actual songs out of 10. Three out of 10? Yeah. Okay. So, that’s pretty good. That’s how chat’s feeling. Sometimes it’s like all of them are just normal. Yeah. And then they’ll get on a memeing tangent. Exactly. Yeah. I think we need some Britney. Brittany. Yeah, it’s Britney, [ __ ] We do need some Britney. That’s like the middle ground between memeing and music. Brittney kind of baby. I guess. You just not updating? Yeah, cuz the phone died cuz it overheated. But it’s it’s live now. But, you know, I can turn it back on, I guess. I don’t think we really need it, but no. [Music] You want to stream snip? Yes. If you stream, you’re supposed to ask for help. It’s not really the point. Could you assist me in my sniping? We have. There’s a lot of people around. Busy day. Wait, that’s really pretty. It is. Yeah. They have a lot of concerts on the stage here. Like free concerts. It’s really cool. How? Huh? That’s crazy. Free probably went around. Have you went around the city a lot? Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Okay. Like to get on and grave and Yeah. Yeah. Koning grave. Yeah. All the important places. Yeah. There you go. Where else do you need to visit? I mean, they’re talking about you. I’m not blonde. He’s blonde. Oh, what? Oh, no. Oh, this is a designer street with all the uh so-called expensive stores. Yeah, it’s too rich for us. It’s definitely too rich for us. Unless you donate 1,000 bucks right now, then we can go. I think they’re closed anyway. But you had the 10,000. Yeah, that went into the tattoo. The tattoo was 9K. That was 7 months of therapy. Don’t worry. That was 7 months of therapy. 10 grand. Oh, we got music over there. [Applause] What do you think, Chad? About what? Give him more of a prompt. What do you think? I think they need more context. It’s a very girl question. What are you thinking about right now? What are you thinking about? What are you thinking about right now? No. What do you think about the wheel? There you go. Oh, there you go. That was like 200 pings, but we get there eventually. It was a little bit of a ping. I got distracted by the music. See, it was like me with the editor. Tiny’s delay there. Yeah. Brain. Yeah. Did you like it? Was it fun? They are saying, “Was the views okay?” The lol real [ __ ] hard anyway cuz it’s such a small cabin. Yeah, that was insane. Like I’ve never felt burned like that in my entire life from a sauna moment. Yeah, that was that was probably the smallest sauna I’ve ever been in actually. Yeah. Anonymous tipped $5. Is this your Why not? This isn’t I think the sound would have been better with a beat. Yeah, no beef. Yeah. Oh, I don’t have one. Would you have meat that meat? I sure [Music] randomly start waving at people and see if they wave back. That’s a good idea. And then, oh, look at this. They got a whole social gathering over here. And we were not invited. Very cute. Anyway, they’re going to play some music, too. Wow, that’s rude. You get invited. It’s vasta in the south. Is it vasta or vita? It depends. Actually, depends. Yeah, I say actually I say vista. I say also vita. Yeah, I’ve met way more vita than zastas. Yeah, because you the birch bush. Birch bush. Okay, that’s much worse. Every time an electrical car pool literally sounds like I’m going into heaven or something. Like I’m going to get suctioned or something. Sounds so angelic. Is it very far to the sushi place? No, it’s like there. All right. The kid in the back seat. Are we there? Like 5 minutes. I need to pee. We got five more minutes. Hold your ground. Mom, I have to pee. Mom, because of the blonde hair. Oh, okay. You be that [ __ ] I be that [ __ ] [Music] Anonymous tipped $5. Thank you. Thanks. No, Britney Kitos. $5. No media. I don’t believe it. It’s anonymous, too. Sometimes people watch your YouTube correctly whenever you did. You did it wrong. It’s not my fault. It’s yours. Whoa. Nice attitude. I like it. It’s not showing in my media share. What did you do? Well, whenever I get an anonymous donation, I don’t suxy. Where is a song? We can sing there. $10. Thank you. Should we connect to the speaker and blast? We can you uh you can pause it and try, but we’re almost there, right? Yeah, we all [Music] just want to go that direction for you. Display of affection. Feels like no one else in the room. Looking down like there’s no way I’m rocking rocking rocking flashing my way. Give me that’s the place. But now we have to find the parking spot. Very popular uh drinking street this one. Yeah. Very many bars and some cute pizza over there. Oh, okay. Yo, I like this song because you keep saying my name. That’s crazy. Oh my god. You can just like pinch and zoom and see your parking job. Yeah. Give me well behaving. Current super tiny on that thing. Okay, I’m getting We arrived. We arrived, guys. You have arrived to your destination. Honey, please leave five stars to your Uber. No, I don’t tip. What? What? Even in America. Even in America. Oh my god. You’re going to get They were so angry at me. I’m not [ __ ] tipping. You said that like just like made a statement. It’s like you get in the car, you’re like, I’m not going to tip, just so you know. [ __ ] you. I don’t want to be Rebecca Black anymore. You like my socks, Vus. Do you know Swedish? N. Oh, okay. What is a read? It can store in le. I have no idea what that says. It says, “No dick is hard as life.” Oh, yeah. It’s true. You speak from experience. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. I mean, you too, probably. True. Do you like my shoes? I do like your shoes. They’re very cute. Those are the What are they called? Keith Herring. Oh, yeah. Am I your cameraman now? No. You No. No. You’re one of those 50K streamers that have a cameraman following them around from like a POV. But like I need like people like following me in security and [ __ ] Yeah. Can I can hold it with other hand here and be like, “Oh my god, can you try that?” Does that work? Free dog privileges. Okay, I’ll have you know by to say hi and give me. Okay, this is good. It’s good. It’s like third person perspective like when I’m on the bike, you know. Yeah. Mushy mushy. But this is not the right one. I’m actually on the road to recording now. Emergency beer in here. Like if there’s a moment that calls for an emergency beer. Hitch hitch hitch. You never want to fat. Sorry. Keep walking. That’s what I’m supposed to ignore. You’re supposed to ignore like I have a meet up later. I have a meet up on Friday. Yeah, exactly. Come there. Yeah, you’re early. This two. Yeah, this one. Buffet. Yeah, buffet. I think that’s one word. I don’t know why he said two. Oh, thank you, sir. Hello. Hi. Yeah, I’m in the corner. [Music] So loud. Don’t move my furniture. Excuse you. I need to go pee. That one beats. [Music] Something peak. Are these low? Okay. Live and we’re live. We’re live. You also go on it. No, I’m good. Okay. Sorry. Yeah, it’s nice to have it. be able to go like table height. Let’s go. Sushi’s torture. These have bad taste. [Music] All right. In uh Finland, they call this shushi. S h u s h i. Um I I got to pay. Yeah. [Music] out and experience. Yeah. [Music] See, you want to sit there? Oh, yeah. Boo. United Yeah. Got it. Okay, So, soy. Yeah, I’m hungry. I ain’t waiting. Y’all take too long. Y’all take too long. I got so many different things. You did it. Hello. I don’t know what half of it is. That’s good. Good salmon. At least so far. I’m a big sushi fan. Anywhere I go, got to try the sushi. And sushi buffets. I haven’t actually been to any sushi buffets in all my travels. Um, this is my second one in Finland. I feel like I’ve only been to like one one other time. Where did you get the first one? Canada somewhere. But not in Finland. No. Oh. Oh. Where did uh Roi? Oh, okay. Is this eel? I hope it’s eel. I love eel. Have you tried eel before? I don’t know. I think I did as a kid. My mom got one while she was like fishing for crabs. You want to try one? I didn’t really have an opinion on eel till I went to Korea. And you get like a whole [ __ ] eel and you barbecue it, eat it. I love eel. Oh, it’s good. Fine. None of you wanted anything to drink. I should probably get a drink. Wait, I have my emergency beer in my pocket. Right here. Yeah. Beer’s good, guys. I’m ready with my beer. Here we go. Japanese eel. I didn’t really have much eel in Japan. Korea, I had a ton. It looks like um crab. Crab. Crab. Yeah, it’s crab. How do you feel about crabs? I like I learned after we came here that doesn’t like raw fish and we’re at a sushi restaurant and um this is critical information. Sushi raw fish. Why would I eat raw fish in another country than Norway? You import the fish from Norway. See? So, it’s not the same. That’s frozen. It’s frozen in Norway, too. No, I get it. I get it fresh. You get fresh someone cuz I can’t sell it commercially fresh. Does it kill the parasites? Salmon has parasites in it. They flash freeze it to kill parasites. Please tell me more. Yeah. I have a friend who works at a fish factory. But I don’t know, maybe it’s different in Norway. That’s how NA like you they have to kill the parasites and then they just flash freeze it. 48 hours frozen at least. I’m pretty sure the um box is not frozen, but okay. Oh, you guys do some googling. Tell us. I [Music] I’m not going to be wrong on this honestly, but I generally thought like they they take it out to kill it very quickly to not like avoid the rigor mortise and then they like vac back and then put it cooling, not frozen but cooling to the Right. You might be right. I think it comes in one of those dinosaur [Music] vision. All the Norwegian salmon being all fresh and beautiful. Some ship just comes right onto the dock and throws it onto somebody’s truck and right to your table. That’s not our factory. A factory. Got to freeze. Kill that parasites. Cuz in Japan, they didn’t like salmon for the longest time cuz it had parasites in it. And then I think it was a western thing, like Norwegian thing. They sold it to them. They’re just like, “You should you should have this salmon thing. It’s safe to eat cuz you can freeze this. I think all Japanese maybe not all of them. That sounds like a wild statement, but all of the very high quality issues and the owner of that is like 24 or something in a time. He inherited this from his dad. You locked in. You almost completely cleared your plate. Yeah. I don’t eat out, but when I eat out, I sushi. You You don’t what? I don’t eat out. But when I do eat out, it’s only sushi. Oh, that’s like the only food I pay for too much. Fair. Yeah. Wait, you cook? For some reason, my brain says this guy’s not and I don’t think that’s an insult. I’m just like I so I just I spam like the same five recipes. Okay. It goes in cycle rice and pasta chicken. Okay. And then I just I don’t know. I cook on stream just to save me. So bad. That’s your head just a streamer I feel like just order like a stream order or they’re sponsored by food. Yeah. Have we done a HelloFresh portion of this? That’s my favorite one. Two streams. One of them is ordering, one of them is like receiving it. You don’t even have to cook it, but like of course you’re going to sponsor like stop talking. So wait, they send their food to your home? Yeah. Yes. And then No, you don’t have to. You just have to unbox it. But if you want to eat that, I have to cook it. Yeah. I think it’s a much better stream to like not be like, “Here’s the food I could cook rather than like if I knew how to. Yeah. Then we can cook it.” Like, and I think it’s fun. It gives you nice exact portions that you need to cook it and it just holds your hands and tells you how to cook it. A little bit of like food waste with it. Oh, yeah. Cuz you only get like a bag of quinoa for instance and you only need like two portions and then you have a whole [ __ ] bag of quinoa. That’s the thing is they give you the exact portion you need for the meal. It is amazing. It is like plastic waste because they like individually package like 100 g of quinoa. What do you mean you use the whole bags of everything and just dump? That’s why you don’t have to think. You don’t have to be like, “Oh, I got to weigh or I got to measure.” You just like here’s my quinoa. Dump it in. That’s all you got to do. You have HelloFresh sponsored. No, I haven’t. I’m just calling this girl out on everything. Your salmon frozen. Your HelloFresh individually packaged the exact size that you need them to. She gives me [ __ ] all the time. I just have to throw it back. She’s here in person. I can’t help myself. It’s like finally I can see your reaction when I’m slandering you. That’s not slander. That’s correcting. Okay. Where are mom and dad? Yeah. Like that’s all day every day. Sitting here. Yeah. Yeah. Trying to eat. I’m going to go get See, my chat is supporting me. The portions are already measured out for you. This is dry as hell. Chicken. Olive. Just that one or olive? Okay. Okay. Don’t get the the the breaded shrimp. It’s chicken. Is this breaded? No. No. It’s shrimp. Does it look like No, it’s chicken. Does this not look like a shrimp? Like a breaded shrimp with a tip? Don’t get the breaded chicken. You didn’t want You said it’s the dest thing ever. I didn’t think you were going to eat it. Wait, you’re going to eat the rest of it? No, probably. Well, thank you. You can’t say how bad something is and you’re on like the last bite of it and then you’re like, “No, wait. I I was I was saving that. I was really excited for that next bite.” I wasn’t. But I would have eaten for the protein. You typically how I eat. Make sure I get enough protein. [Music] Elus Azar. No. Can you grab some water, please? What is your hysteric contest? No. Could you grab some water? Yes, sir. I’m okay. That’s a status. The chat running the location just like overheated and forced all my apps at the Skyw. So, it froze there. I don’t feel the need to like turn it back on. It doesn’t really matter, I don’t think. What’s the best Scandinavian country? Not Finland. This is not Scandinavian. That’s true. Oh, they asked what the best Scandinavian country was. Like it’s not included in that. So that’s actually true. It’s Nordic but not Scandinavian. I don’t know why. Timema 11 just resubscribed for 22 months. Where is Sweden? There is the the mountain between Sweden and Norway. Oh, this is called I think that that’s the reason. You did go to Sky exactly what he did and he rated it and a half out of 10 and he said he had a good experience. It’s a 8 and 1/2 on a scale of four out of 10. You can’t rate something on two scale to 17. What do you mean you could rate something at two? Why couldn’t you rate something at two? Yeah, your scale is Well, I make up random scales, too. But like the most scale is from four to 10. Four is an F. Yes. Why is it four to 10? Four is an F. Yeah. Like in school. Yeah. Why is it like school grades? What grades would it be? I feel like Okay. Like like zero is like the worst it could be. 10 is the best of life. Like you just like rolling in the free. The most amazing thing they made. You’re like five is like in the middle. Eight. Eight. No. Five. Eight in the middle. Eight is not in the [ __ ] middle. Eight is a really good if you go to like if you look at a movie and you’re like, “Oh, let’s check out the score.” And it has an eight on IMDb like user reviews. That’s really [ __ ] good. Very few movies have an eight. Eight is a really high score. This finish scale is not accurate. See, here’s the thing. I will tell you something that will shock you to your box. Soy is always good. Okay. Oat is oat isn’t But soy has gluten in it, but it’s same. It’s like vodka. It’s all Why do they make a gluten version? It’s so There was a study. Okay. But this is already But your speed grades is 4 to 10, not 1 to six. 1 to six. Oh, that’s not in university. It’s 1 to five. Yeah. But before that, it’s from four to 10. Even one to five is a bad scale. Yeah. If you rate something, it’s four to 10. Because a four is it’s an F. You don’t. It’s not good. It’s so weird. We just use a percentage and then associate the percentage with like an abd. See, that doesn’t make any sense. So basically 1 to 5 but with letters. But 49 is a F. Yeah. So zero. Yeah. So zero. Okay. So 0 through 4.9 is is an F. This is too much math for me. And then you have to take a recent like in university they might be like they might curve the grades if everyone does [ __ ] they can’t have everyone fail. So they got to curve up you know the best grade on a on an exam is like 60% that’s the best score. So they give them an A and then people get like 30% are still get scaled up to getting like you know a C or something. It’s weird. Anyway, tell us too many options. It is a bit too much. Then you’re then you’re getting a bit too intricate about the grade. Okay. Then you might as well do 0 to 100. 0 to 10 and 0 to 100 is the same. You do four to 10 and then do hops. So that’s basically Yeah. There’s no awkward silence. One thing I I learned kind of more recently is that Nordic countries have like an okay with being silent around each other that other people don’t. Yeah. Cuz silence that just means you’re comfortable together. I don’t want to sound mean, but sometimes when I go to social conventions, whether Twitch or something, they’re like people talk to me. Oh, they really do. I don’t I don’t I don’t mean it to be rude, but No, but it is it’s it’s like they’re talking just to not have silence and then it becomes awkward for us, right? Because we’re very comfortable just being in silence. It’s it’s it’s comfortable. We’re just like existing together. What do you think? Can you What do you feel about silence? Well, I don’t mind it. So, like as a hitchhiker, you get in the car and you talk to someone and you’re driving for 4 hours together and the conversation naturally comes to like a conclusion. Like trying to force it when it doesn’t feel natural is just like just let it stop and then when something comes up that you want to talk about like you see something and you initiate it again, let it go. Because well like I I do that all the time but like some of you guys cannot handle conversation stopping for a second what they just said. They’re like oh awkward silence like no it’s uncomfortable silence like the conversation ended where they’re eating. I’m trying to figure out if I want to eat more or not. That was the worst buffet if that’s all you ate. Well I’m also petite human family. eat that much. Have you considered going on a bike tour? Then you eat all of I don’t think I should. You go on a bike tour? Yeah. I like I naturally lift. I don’t think I should. Oh, dude. They split open my whole leg. I thought you said like you’re I’m naturally floppy like a not a I didn’t know what it meant. I’m like I naturally limp and I’m like I don’t know what that means. I naturally limp. Okay. Yeah. So I I don’t have a See, when you say I limp, she limp. I limp. I limp when I’m tired because like I stop thinking about walking correctly. So, but I [ __ ] up my leg years ago. Was like 12 years ago. I’m still having issues with it. I’ve had surgeries like I went skiing and Well, first actually No, they [ __ ] up your leg. I I played football for like 9 years and then I took like a sliding tackle and then I got somebody kicked me because my my protection slid around as well and they kicked me right on the bone and then that broke and then 2 years later I went skiing and I had rental skis um and they [ __ ] up the weight so it was like 70 kilos while I was like 55 or something. I was very small in my go. They didn’t go off. So when I fell, my ski got stuck in the ice and I kept turning. So my foot was like really [ __ ] So I’ve had like four or five surgeries to make a struck my foot. I have I have a titanium rod. Yeah. And I have like several scars all over the place. Pretty much Wolverine. Yeah. I’m basically Wolverine, actually. I have titanium. So, and now and then he like when I woke up from surgery, he’s like, “If you’re going to break it again, you will actually be like I will be impressed. You’ll have to come back.” I was like, “Okay, I guess.” Is it like a challenge? Cuz if I break it now, it will get stuck into position because the titanium will be metal. So then they have to like, “Do you peep at the airport?” No. No. That’s like the number one question. Do you peep at the airport? No. No. That would be cool. Like an E3000 blade. Have you ever seen your like when they do the body scan? Can you see the rod? Okay. Cuz when they first came out, the whole body would go like this. Yeah. You can’t see. It didn’t. No, it used to. But now it does. It just has a little cartoon picture and it shows like a a big like yellow thing of it thinks there’s something there. But when they first came out, it just like look through your clothes and kind of just see like a ghost image of like an X-ray looking thing of your body and people find that very like intrusive like me I guess. Yeah. So they made it all cartoon like No, my leg is [ __ ] Do I have anything? I don’t know. Do you want to list details? I guess your therapist has one. Probably. Probably. It’s very very delicate question. Do you like They’re like comfortably tinted. I don’t like radiant lenses. No, I like I want it to be the same throughout. Yeah. I like Does anyone else have opinions about gradient lenses or is that just like it’s like barely tinted at the bottom and it’s tinted at the top? Well, I don’t think the reason sunglasses are cool because you get to stare up deeply without seeing you. Then you can see through those. I think they’re nice. I I feel like everything TA says I just have to like be contrarian to. It’s like a requirement for me right now. He’s like, “I like these sunglasses.” I’m like, “I don’t.” What? It took me like a week just to get used to you rage baiting me every single day on stream. I would get so angry at home. Be like, “What the [ __ ] is this guy on all about?” Hi, Mario. What was that? That was a I like somebody. You don’t experience that. I guess. Wow. Just throwing shade at Sarah. Sarah. You said you like somebody. I won’t experience like I want experience that from you. Oh, from you. That I like you. Oh, they’re just saying I would never experience someone liking me right now. Like that’s like Just not me. Okay. I just realized there’s a move. I was going to say like I like the statement because like weird. Okay. No, I’m not going to try that. There’s a sky. Dude is praising the roof. It’s a normal roof. Just like 10 ft high. Sound was too much. Of course, my whole demeanor changed. I like my roof. See, that’s cool. I’m roofy’s nice. I’ve been staring at it. And I feel like we’re in one of those like Yeah. plant things. What is it called? Terrarium or something. Yeah, something like that. I don’t have all the English words. I wasn’t even telling you. I was trying to help you. You’re like, “What is like it’s a terrarium?” And then you had to get the fence. See our professional hatred in a relationship. What do we do next? What do you want to do? I don’t know. Karaoke. I can show you. I’m okay not doing karaoke, but I also know that Chan really wanted you wanted to do karaoke. I wanted Do you do karaoke? You might is that kind of night? I got to bring my emergency beard. You got told this, but today is actually considered the small Saturday. The small Saturday. What was it? Oh, that’s a lot of Yeah, sounds like E or something. It’s just I wasn’t even saying I just thought it sounds weird. There’s a lot of like I know attacking attacks, but I wasn’t even attacking. I was like for how both of you small Wednesday, so it’s like the weekend of the week. Okay. So, it’s an excuse to get absolutely hacked last year. Do you like my Can you rate my out of office? Are you sure you want me to rate something about you? I wrote you have a chat, too. Yeah. Okay. I’m not going to show all the emails. The office of office. My out of office was like, “Hi, I am out of office until 28th of July. I’ll be back as soon as I can. If urgent, pick your poison. Always angry. I’m always happy. Theo will talk your ears off. Liam will answer at 2:00 a.m. Bendic is French. Jeremy might come to your house to help you. Chloe, thank you for your patience.” So, I get them give them the different email options, the puda email if they whatever point they’re taking. I was going to say correct. It actually has like 8 and a half thousand impressions on LinkedIn. You posted that on? I’m a LinkedIn influencer. Okay. Are you? Yeah. Okay. That’s what it is when you start. She’s going to stop this management thing and she’s just going to be influencer on LinkedIn. No, that’s what I’m doing. The management is the influencer part. It’s a work platform work showing work. I don’t understand LinkedIn. Yeah. People put like like post all that like uh if you ever stop working then you’re not trying hard enough. Like never have a work life balance. Um kind of that North American attitude. It’s the American dream. Too many options sometimes like this. LinkedIn liked it. That’s the first like post that has gone further than others. She was going to say viral, but like has it pulled back? It’s not going viral. What’s viral on LinkedIn? How many impressions? It’s like 30 to 100K. Let’s get Let’s get that post viral. It’s at 8,000 impressions. We got to get to 30, guys. Still my like up front. I You should be. I just like I just was curious what it has given me viral is it’s given me a lot of new connections in the industry. People are like, “Oh my god, that’s funny.” It isn’t my actual out of office reply. Like my out of office reply is just like I’m out of office. Your LinkedIn is a big lie. Yeah. I lie for attention. Yeah. As if you don’t. What do you mean? I was telling the truth about your salmon. Don’t worry. I guess so. You keep circling back. No problem. cuz I was right. It’s a big big I’m going to have to call my friend on that question. I think like all of chat. No, I will call my friend. I trust my friend. I don’t know. Remind her about the salmon. Let’s go circle back to the salmon. It’s good. Well, LinkedIn is fun. I post a lot of the random weird emails I get on LinkedIn for like talents. Yeah. A lot of weird ones I get. Um, do I get a lot of weird ones? No. What? No. I thought you just get everyone trying to like tell me to go places. I don’t get the email though. I just get that on Discord. Discord. Okay. They’re just like emailing me like, “Hey, can Trevor make this like 400 km detour?” It will only take like half a minute. And it’s to eat like a burger or something. What in world do you live in where 400 km takes like that one amount of time? Maybe with a car, but he’s on a bike. He’s going 10 km an hour. If people don’t understand the scale like of what has to happen for this stuff to happen, this dead It is a lot of kilometers. What is the total kilometers for this trip? What are we just under 2,300? Don’t tell me. Tango would have been cool, but it was honestly so difficult to try to orchestrate like Yeah. Finland has like a very big tango culture. Oh, the dancing. Yeah. Yeah. Or sing most. 2312. You have like tango king and tango queen every year. Yeah, I could have been the tango king. I would not not definitely not been the tango king. I um when I was at TwitchCon, I I I like to at least one of the nights like dance pretty hard and get drunk and have a good time. Uh that was Saturday night TwitchCon. Uh, and the next day people were saying like how I was going hard that night and they said someone said specifically you were dancing like someone tweaking on meth. I think it was. Um, anyway, I was having a good time. So that’s all that matters. Is it very disturbing? I don’t know. I don’t know, man. I guess you got to try that next. Twitch business find the same guy and see tell the difference now watch you. The one thing I got is I have the cardiovascular endurance to dance all night. All right. As a bike tourer, we can go all night long. Do you stretch while you’re before I dance? just daily. I just like get through security. I’m just like running after them. I’m just like doing some yoga positions. Uh no, I don’t. I should though. I should I don’t have just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Hitchhart dirty. Thanks for the full. Of course not. No, we need to decide. Yeah, we’re going to visit it tomorrow. I don’t know. I mean, when you have to wake up, well, I have an interview at 11:00. That’s not No, I got to do [ __ ] The breakfast ends at 10:00. I got to get breakfast for 10:00. Oh my god. Mhm. It’s hard enough. Like so hard. Yeah. Hard breakfast interview. Are we both in the same hotel? Yeah. So then I will pick you both at 15 12 15 12 walking this. No car. What? My interview’s 11. Okay. No, the interview is you’re coming up to the I’m moderating. Oh. Uh, no. The interview is at the hotel. They’re coming to the hotel. Oh, they’re coming to the hotel so they could see the bike as well. They’re coming to the room. They’re not coming to the room. You need to bring the bike down and they want to see the solar panel. No, true. Oh my god. That’s sad. The solar panel is like the actual every there’s so many people bike tour. Barely anyone has a giant [ __ ] solar panel in the back. Where is it? Uh, okay. So last night I was picking up my new tent and this random American guy like he like lived near there and he heard like a North American accent in the wind somewhere. So he started wandering around his neighborhood cuz he heard a North American accent. And he stumbled up and he just like heard me saying about my bike tour through like the wind somewhere and I’m like you’re not from Finland. He’s like, “Yeah, I’m American.” Anyway, we talked for a while and he invited me to camp in his backyard. Uh, so I did that and then this morning I was talking about how it’s a pain in the ass to get my trailer solar panel like packed away in the city. Yeah. And he’s like, “Oh, just leave it here for a few days and then just pick it up before you leave.” So it’s at some random American guy’s house in the outskirts of Helsinki where I camped last night. It’s going to camp in my living room. Yeah. And I didn’t plan. No, I saw you. I think I was going to read you this and I said you [Music] Skippy, thanks for the $15. Finish me before you leave our beautiful country. Thank you [Music] for everything. Anything else? Uh streams ending in five, four, three, but I’m not going to sing. Um, you’re not going to sing. That’s walk. Yeah. Can do. You can do Barbie girl. You be though. That is true. Even more. The reason we switch or somebody said like a top Oh, have you been to other just for the views from the street? It’s the highest point. Yeah, I mean the karaoke bar is open until 5 a.m. The karaoke 5 a.m. There’s no rush getting there. But like we can strategize this. I’m here for like three nights. Friday’s Monday you can leave. Saturday or Sunday. I believe Saturday which is Saturday is Sunday or I don’t know Saturday if I need a recovery day it would be Sunday if I don’t plan Saturday. So basically Saturday nothing is happening. Yeah. Well it could be unless I go to Estonia. Yeah but nothing is happening then you’re going back home. I got another 25 days. Okay. Estonia, Latia, Poland. Well, as far as I can go before I run out of visa time. So, 3 weeks and then I got to figure out logistics to get my bike and me out of the sh battery for me. Do you know that vodka is one of the leading causes of heart failure in young people? We can. I mean, I like living on the edge to say the closer you are to death, the more alive you can get. Yeah, the battery is just the finished version of battery life. Yeah, different drink. Yeah, Mexican. It’s not that much cheaper. I’m like honestly like Red Bulls in the shop are usually like one of the cheaper ones. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I don’t know. It’s just cheaper. I think Red Bull is expensive here. Is it? I feel like when I’ve been at like expensive stores and I look at like all the things there, I’m like they’re all like €3. I don’t know. Unless they’re all up to you, Mr. Streamer. Mr. We’re all streamers. Yeah, I I hitchhike your brain and I just be like, “Pick me up, hitchhiking. Take me places.” Well, let’s try the rooftop bar. You sure? Yeah. Go order 15y old drinks. Somebody in chat is paying. Uh, well, Skippy paid for me. Skippy already paid for one. No, for one for me. That’s for you. Next one’s for me. 500 me. Or I can I can drive you there and I’m heading to home. Yeah, because I have to go to work tomorrow. Oh, yeah. You’re now employed. Yeah. See, I’m considered unemployed. Yeah. You’re But you’re a full-time streamer. Yeah, that’s trending trending work for that. That’s usually what it says on my welfare check. Really? But I didn’t stream. Oh yeah. It’s a nice place. We’re going to sit and yel pick the prettiest one. Thanks. You will join tomorrow. I think I’m going to Starbucks here. [Music] Not going to play for Tony’s drink cuz she’s mad all the time. True. What? Oh, someone said they’re not paying for you cuz you’re mad all the time. But that’s what alcohol for for getting mad. It’s making me happy. Oh, okay. It’s fake happiness. Fake happiness. Interesting description. Where is borrowed happiness? That’s what it is. Yeah, borrowed. I think I could see because Yeah. the next day is Yeah. Yeah. Like 83%. It’s a bit high. Maybe like 75. Meet in the middle at 78. This is a barter. This was not a argument. What do you mean? When I worked at Costco at like as a cashier, people would try to barter. I’m like, this is Costco wholesale. You don’t like like you can’t be like these strawberries look a little bit eh can you give me 50% off? No, it’s Costco. I scan it and then it goes. That’s it. You’re walking to your park. Oh, no. You said you have cuz they got pocket beer. Yeah, ma’am. Pocket beer. Yeah. Oh my god. What’s wrong with my pocket beer? So happy about the pocket beer. It’s always wrong if the beer can isn’t empty is what my dad used to say before he divorced my mom. Oh my god. Okay. Why? Generational trauma. We don’t accept trauma dumping. Okay. Oh, sorry. That’s for like later in the night when you’re like depressive drunk and you’re like you’re like can’t get depressive drunk. Oh, I don’t want to do that. That’s awful content. Depressive drunk. Depressive drug. I feel like the what’s it called again? The drinking content on uh rapio. Rapio. It’s got to get depressive at some point. Word for that. It’s like it doesn’t have any like it’s like bottom of the barrel life situation kind of. It’s hard to explain. Degener degenerate degenerated maybe the closer but it doesn’t mean the same. It does. It’s not. It’s when everything is going bad. That’s what it means. Okay. So, I’m sure it gets bad. Yeah. It’s not really like associated with like alcohol drinking the gen. But is it is it ever not like without alcohol? I feel like it always has alcohol. It’s 100%. Yeah. Okay. In Finnish culture has always been alcohol. Yeah. Oh my god. Okay. It’s fine. You’re good. So, you remember the place where I picked you up today or the where the car was? Where the car was? Yeah. So, tomorrow that was is where I got picked up. Yeah. What the You can ask for help. No, I cannot cuz then I’d have to be nice to you. You don’t have to be nice to me to ask for help. But like I feel guilty if you help me. That’s a you problem. And then I’m still mean to you. You pay me. It’s okay. Makes up for it. Yeah. Can film this way this time. I wonder how much wind noise we get. when you like get third person like it’s okay. You think it’s a pretty city? I think so. Yeah, it’s like the prettiest time of the year for the city as well. It’s a very colorful city. Yeah, downtown’s pretty small, but I feel like that’s the reason I like it. eat it place so fast, which is interesting for like a capital city. Usually like most European capital cities are sprawling. They have like some like cool historic areas, but they sprawl so far it’s like Yeah. Is that slime or is it like a Minnesota goodbye? What is that? It’s where you like you you you go like this. You’re like, “Well, and then you get up and leave.” No. Yeah, it was accidental. Okay. It was a pie clap and get up and leave. Yeah, absolutely. Not far west coast. Vancouver Island. West Vancouver. Does this thing have traction control? Yeah. Can you turn it off? Can you turn it off? Traction. So, if he like guns it, will the tires spin? Is the car trying to stop the wheel spin? Can’t take it like fully off. Oh, you can’t take it fully off. It says that it’s hot now, but it’s not full enough. Oh, okay. All right. It’s just in like a less no Tokyo drift on cobble is also not the best. Um the best road. No on this ground. Yeah. Not the best. You want to tell chat what we’re doing tomorrow? Do you even know? Did you read the full itinerary? Well, I was in the middle. I was underneath that underpass, I think. And then that’s when we had the like level 13 hype train, so I was more excited about that. I was impressed by your your like it was well put out, but I couldn’t tell you what was on it. I know. I’m getting interviewed by Finnish media tomorrow at 11:00. Swimming trucks tomorrow. Swimming trucks tomorrow first. Yeah. I’m not going to tell you where you’re going, but you need to bring your swim trucks. Am I going swimming? Probably. No, but we can tell, Chad, because it’s kind of early, so they do need to like be here early if they want to see it. Yeah. Yeah. But it’s at 1 local time that we’re going to go uh wakeboarding. Oh. Oh, it’s wake boarding. Okay. On like one of those lines. Lines. Yes. Like you like get pulled on a line, not by Oh, okay. That’s pretty cool. Cuz it was that or that there’s like the stationary wave, right? Oh, well that would do it. Yeah. Yeah. So wakeboarding us. He’s going to be a cameraman from an island or on a subboard. Oh, I don’t know what that stand paddle board island. We need to watch that tomorrow. Yeah. Which one is smarter? I think that’ll be fun. Yep. Might break my leg though. Oh yeah. You didn’t have your drone with you? I don’t have my drone. Oh yeah, we need to use your drone. Oh [ __ ] I haven’t set it up yet. Yeah, we need to set it up for you. That would be really good. Yeah. And then you have somebody who can control the drone. Yeah, that’s fair. area. Are you going home then? Yeah. All right. I have to do a few important things. Is the seat belt on? Yes, it’s on. [ __ ] mother. No, actually streaming things. Streaming? Yeah, that’s my only spare time 10 p.m. So Jesus. Can we see it from North America? Depends on your time zone. It’s kind of in the middle of the night. Thank you for today. Thank you for today. Oh my god. See you tomorrow. and I will see you out assembly. Yeah. When is that? When When is that? Next Friday. Now. Next. Next Friday. OG Louise. Let me put that down. I’m going to forget. I thought it was after the summer or something. No, no, no. Holy. Okay. Glad you’re saying that. Mark that down. Awesome. See you tomorrow. See you, man. Thank you for today. No, thank you. You’re the one taking me around. I appreciate it. Thanks, man. Byebye. Bye. Finnish TwitchCon is happening next Friday. I didn’t even know about it. Finnish TwitchCon. I’m a Finnish. What do you But it’s just like Okay. Yeah. So, it’s all just like gaming. Gaming and stuff. Gaming and stuff, streamers and stuff. Socializing and stuff. Is that the whole weekend or just a day? Friday. It’s Friday. Maybe it’s two days. Last two. So, what do you what do you like more, TwitchCon or the Finnish TwitchCon? Oh, TwitchCon. I don’t know any of these people. Yeah, the Finnish one. Yeah. I thought maybe there’d be like a I don’t know, Finnish content creator culture that you’re a part of. I’m not really in the so-called Finnish streaming service because I don’t stream in Finnish. Oh, okay. Fair. And it’s I don’t I mean I can’t say from the viewer perspective, but it’s more if you’re a Finnish Twitch viewer, you watch Finnish streams. Yeah. Kind of. near what you guys streams you’re watching this show. So, obviously there’s people who do both. Yeah. To be rough with it. That’s kind of my It’s not a lot of It’s There’s no overlap. Yeah. Cuz guys, I checked my metrics today for the past week. 29% finish on Twitch. That’s as much as I have. Is it really? Yeah. I’ve never had a country like come in that hard to see me travel through their country. But that’s You’ve probably seen like the Finnish stuff and anything about Finland is mentioned anywhere. It’s like, “Oh yeah, Finland. Fender mention it’s almost like the Polish people it’s like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just didn’t like whenever I go to a country like you see the percentage of people watching from my country increased dramatically. Yeah. But the most I had was like in Norway it went from less than 1% to 9%. Here from less than 1% to 30%. Bel is a brain not streamer. At least have heard that one. I have nothing to do with being finished other than the fact I drink alcohol streamer. So, you’re doing better than me currently. You are? Yeah. Now I am. That’s your That’s your stream this year. We were the number one hot tub stream today. Can I put that on my resume? Sure. Yeah. This looks swanky. It is. It’s a very fancy hotel. Okay. And you might f in the elevator, but Oh, yeah. It’s classic elevator. here every day. Oh, they’ve got like try to act like a normal human being. Trevor got like [ __ ] marble statues and stuff comes to Helsinki. So, I always thank him because you can see the entire city from up here. I missed 100% of what you just said. Sorry. Everyone comes to Helsinki. I always bring them here. Yeah. Cuz you can see the entire city from up here. Oh, and then you have to show them around. You just take them. I Here’s the tour. Yeah, I’m going to get out. Yeah, there’s everything you need to see. Exactly. All right, let’s see. Will it last? Well, the hotel’s fancy. The bar isn’t that nice. Yeah, this is my hotel. I live here. Yeah, this is where you put I like the double-ended mirror, so you can just see and the roof. Oh, actually, that’s a bit That is Yeah. Oh, yeah. Also, if you need to go to the toilet, this is the nicest toilet in the Henry. Does it have a view? Huh? There’s a view or what? Yeah, there’s a rooftop. This is a Is it open? We go here. Go up here. We go up here. That’s like a That was a very small. You got set up on me. I’m just on two cell networks. That’s true. We’re so early that it’s also space. And there was just space. Uh yeah, if you don’t feel there’s never nothing out there. [Music] Yes, it is. I guess we can sit by for a little bit. See Oh, I was going to go. No, this one. This one? It’s the only one we got pretty much. But it’s still a good view. No, it is. You just see more from the balcony. Yeah, of course. It’s very very far. Apologies. Don’t ask for forgiveness. Don’t ask for permission. Ask for forgiveness. Yeah. Like when you go in somewhere to eat or drink, do you just like go in or do you ask? Oh, I never ask. I just go and I try not to be obnoxious. If it’s not like um It depends actually. If it’s like a thing I really have planned. Yeah. Like I I don’t know an arcade super arcade. Yeah. It’s different bar. Okay. Just go to another bar. €17 for a ginonic. Yeah, it’s on the steeper end. You don’t have to. You can just enjoy it. Sometimes I come here. I smoke a cigarette. I didn’t buy anything. I just need I got my my pocket beer ready to go. You got a glass of water. Bro, that thing is warm. What? The phone? That pocket beer? Yeah, it is warm. Nasty. Maybe I don’t. It’s not good. What? What are you guys talking about? My bowel movement. Interesting. Yeah. [Music] Is there anything as 17 years? 17 years. Just like beers are 13. You get a beer for 10. 10. You put your beer in a backpack. I don’t know. I’m scared to put drinks in places where I don’t want them to puncture and then destroy everything. That is true. If a beer punctures in my pocket, I will recover from this. There’s nothing else in my pocket other than my shorts and my body. But in my backpack is a bunch of [ __ ] including my son crew uh badge. That’s true. What we could do now that I got up here and realized Yeah. should have bought the outfit from the store and then brought it and just destroyed it here. No, just drink it and then come up here in front of you when all the drunk. I have a beer. You do have a beer? Yeah. They stop selling alcohol in 30 minutes. Oh, do they? Yeah. 17 camp. You’re right. You’re right. It’s 1750. It’s 17. 175. Bro, I mean, look at this place. 20. Well, it is. Yeah. They also don’t have like that much space. Like real est. It’s very small. There’s a whole another bar down the road, but terraces are very small. Yeah, I kind of wanted a Clover Club. That’s a really good coffee. Yeah, I cannot justify 17 and 12. Usually I come here uh and I get Henry Weston, which is like 15, but still 17 and a half is expensive even in Norway. No, no, I can’t, dude. I just spend 20 sushi. This is ridiculous. What did you get? Me? No. What was the thing that you got? Oh, what did you get? Well, I’m I don’t know. I know the thing you usually get for 15. Oh, normally I get Henry West. It’s a half liter cider. That’s 8%. Oh. Oh, okay. It’s tasty. [Music] It’s like apple wine almost. It’s so strong. Oh, if you buy from the store, it’s 550. Yeah. very shortly a little bit but yeah I’ve never come here the balcony I remember coming in the middle of the summer either can I have your behavior but yeah we can drink outside You can just go for a quick walk in a drink. I I I don’t think tonight will be the right. Are you allowed to drink in public? Drinking in public. Of course you are. Okay. See, there you go. They they encourage it. Encourage it. Yes. That sounds weird. Okay. They don’t. The culture encourages it. Yes. I encourage it. We welcome it. There you go. sitting with your bum on the grass taking back off whatever long drinks drinks with you. It’s like the you get a card in a iconic Finnish drink. Long drinks. Yeah. The summer drink and people consider the pineapple malt drink. Have you had one? I have. The thing is like I like them but all the long drinks are like the main are like very sweet. They are. They’re very very sweet. I I do wine usually. I need the cheapest box of white L for $9.99. There you go. Does the job. That does the job. Okay. Should we do that then? I think we should do that. Unless we can If we get the balcony can you I’m just going to go check. Oh yeah. We’re just going to show the balcony. Yeah, just show the balcony. There you go. There’s the view. I have to be like cuz Tanya asked, I have to be like trying to not get anyone else on there. All right. It’s nice. [Music] Uh binoculars. Yeah, binoculars. Yeah, that’s a good thing. throw us. That’d be a great clip. Which part? [Music] I would have my 15 for a month, but I didn’t want to sit inside. Feel like I’m not paying for the right reason. Like, if we had a good spot out on the balcony, I’d probably pay 15 right now, but not for a stuffy indoor seat. This person’s a view, but we didn’t even have a good view spot. Like, we still had a view. We just drink here. This is our own private room. [Music] These are designer chairs. They’re actually €3,000 a piece. Honestly, I believe you. No, they are. Are they? Actually, they are. Yeah, they’re designer chairs. They’re like three and a half,000 or something to Epstein. They’re not even like tied down. We could fit them in the elevator. Just I mean, it’s going to be hard carry this. Okay, actually I’ll take it with me. Let’s go. You ready for cameras? Yeah. There’s one right there. Oh [ __ ] Yeah. We expensive designer chairs with I thought we were stealing. I got excited. Yeah, we’re learning a lot about Tanya tonight. Uh feel fent emperor. Thanks for the gift of sub. Well, Fent [Music] God, I’m tired. You get a beer then you’re more tart. No walk down. It’s very sporty. Huh? Like down is technically easier than up. Yeah. But 12. You really want to walk it? No. No. You know what that was? I’m a Finnish person. I can speak from experience. They felt uncomfortable for being around us because we have a camera and we’re talking to it. Ah, so he just said, “Let’s go down the stairs so they can grab the elevator from one floor down so they can avoid this interaction.” But like, won’t just come up to us, pick us up, and then they will wait until it goes past and then wait for it to come back up again. Okay, that’s how Finnish people. Okay, they came back. You think I’m over? [Music] Do you want to do A where do you want to go? Mhm. I’m single. I have a finger. I’m single. I have a finger. Right. Oh, he’s daddy. Hi there. I like this guy. Right. Uhhuh. I feel like he’s [Music] totally is. Okay. Okay. Okay. I don’t know. They don’t match each other at all. You don’t know what’s going on there. I don’t. That’s his gay bestie. Oh, yeah. But that’s what I was kind of hoping for. Honestly, their vibe is not matching. Like she looks like she’s going to a gala and looks he looks like he’s going to a sports game. That was not a sports game. Obviously a hockey jersey. But still like how he’s wearing that is not like I’m going to I’m just I’m going to watch you play hockey today. I would wear it like okay store store. Do you want alcohol store or just the store store? Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, I’m just going to get like one drink. I don’t think we’re staying out tonight cuz we’re going to do that later nights. Do we just get the closest park so we don’t have to walk 20 minutes to it? Yes. Okay. Just the closest park and the closest Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. Exactly. Okay. Let’s go that way. See, this one’s all like choreographed like the best view in the city and now we’re just like, “Fuck it. A drink anywhere. We went from really high standards to very low. Yeah. Too many people. I’m so tired after. Jesus Christ. I’m tired. I was up late last night. I was up early this morning. not on stream, but I woke up because the sun woke me up. And then I had to ride into city. I haven’t taken a day off since my last degenerate night. I don’t know when that was. I had to wake up early to go get contacts because I ran out. Oh, it’s good timing. So I could like But I had so I can see on this trip. Seeing over to go to Stockholm first. Stock. No direct flights, right? Had to be in Sweden. That’s what I do. Every time I fly EU, I also always go to a one that is cheaper. Yeah, just yummy. I’m good. But like you haven’t actually drunk since like before your hard 75. Well, I had I had a glass of wine like on the day 76 kind of. Oh, yeah. Just to celebrate, but I got really tipsy. Yeah. So, I was like, that’s enough with one glass. Yeah. But then I haven’t I haven’t Okay. since before that now. Yeah. So, it’s going to be a hard couple of days. I feel like the best chance of that is like probably Friday. Yeah. for party outside just being everywhere as well as just like I was need to find a spot for the meet up. Yeah, you sound like a horse. It’s my clips right coming a break just banging a coconut together. The legendia is actually real. You think thought she was just like a You’re just like a mass language model. Like you’re just an AI. Mass language. What’s the actual word for that? Better if I was an AI. Yeah, cuz you could be like, “Don’t be mean to me, please.” And it wouldn’t be. Yeah. You don’t really listen to me and I don’t listen to you. It doesn’t really work that well. Yeah. It’s the mic rattling. It’s the tripod. I can hold it from the tripod so it rattles less. Sorry. It’s like the mic is rattling. That’s a weird mic feature. Large language model. What did I say? I don’t know. You definitely said something else. Something like mass language. Mass language model. Yes, it’s large language model. Is that what it is? I don’t know. What is this conversation? Oh, I was saying Tanya is not real. She’s an AI. But I used like mass language model. It’s like a word for like technically not fully intelligent AIs. They’re just like a speeching m speech machine. I guess we have to use the legal ways of walking. I suppose so. I mean, jaywalking isn’t illegal. That’s true. See, there’s the store. There’s park. Okay. I mean, like Yeah. Yeah. There you go. one of the worst possible parts to be drinking it. Is it? Yes, because the sun doesn’t shine on it. Oh, okay. But like it’s still warm out day. But this hour you would want to be next to the beach. Yeah, we are downtown and the beach is like 30 minutes that way. 30-minute walk. Well, I would take a scooter, but I don’t know how you would manage it. Oh, yeah. I got a shoulder mount. But anyway, it’s fine. Yeah, you’ve been alive for a while. Let me show you. Uh, well, yeah, close to 11 hours or something. I feel like you’d stream long hours, too. I don’t actually know, but sometimes I usually like do this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 240 for Monster. Are you one of those people who enjoy going grocery stores in other countries? No. No. You do? You’re boring. I’m boring cuz I don’t like going grocery shopping. You’re not grocery shopping. You’re exploring the options of what they have in a different country compared to the one you’re in. Like how in the Netherlands, that’s how you define boring. Maybe to you your fun is like getting pulled a gun at and like Well, it’s pretty exciting, isn’t it? I don’t know. I told you the closer you are to death, the more alive you feel. Is this only beer? But it’s not beer. Only beer. This looks like only beer. Yeah. Is that a beer? It’s pink. Oh, it is feast beer logger. Yeah. Yeah. I get one game myself, too. I mean, my hand western. Oh, fancy. They’re bougie, actually. Right. It’s only 7.3. Okay. Do they make an 8% one? They just have to go from the actual liquor stores. Okay. Do the Percy hard salt. Perika. Is there any long drinks I should try? That’s peach. Peach. Yeah. and red since missing letters. It’s pera, right? It is. There’s more over here. I don’t know why I knew that. All a lot of alcohol free. It’s all alcohol free. Oh, okay. Wait, they are actually they are okay. Bad one. Well, bad one. We don’t want that. [Music] One beverage. [Music] Trying to think. What? There’s a ginger lawn drink. Is that weird? Feel like I like ginger. I’ve been really on a ginger kick lately. Since you’re doing a lot of stuff, there’s soft stuff you can do tomorrow as well. There’s a There’s good karaoke places. There’s an inside mini golf bar. Mini golf. Inside, which is not too bad. I think it’s it’s like 5 to 10 to play. Yeah. for like the entire 13 rounds. We don’t have anything after the after we have gotten Yeah, I almost suggested it today, but I was too tired to do it personally. I want to do 13 rounds. Honestly, like everything today I’m like I’m meeting up with a good group of people and then we’re sitting there at sushi. I’m like I’m just [ __ ] tired, right? No, that’s what does. That’s kind of the whole point. It’s supposed to relax you down ID. I don’t look 18. I’ve never been IDed. I guess I do look my age. Yeah. If I get IDed, I’m [ __ ] cuz I don’t have an ID on me. I’ve never been non IDed. Really? No. Jesus. I think that’s telling. What do you think of that? Look like a [ __ ] model, dude. Jesus. I know. Ketos, [Applause] right? What? Oh, I said like no to the receipt and then she held it out. I’m like, “Okay, I’ll take it.” And then as I took it, she took it away cuz I said no. And then she put it back out and I went to Anyway, we just did a back and forth on that and it was uh I thought it was fun. Anyway, back and forth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No ID check. I’m old. What can I say? I look my age. Cuz what’s the drinking age here? 18. Huh? Some get really sour. Yeah. Yeah. like have some flavor, but that’s like basic sour. Yeah. Yeah. No, but you like sour. You don’t like sour? No, I don’t. Yeah, I like I don’t like and Yeah. If you can say like you can like if you want if you want like more [Music] [Music] Yeah. See, but like this is pretty cool. It’s fresh asphalt with a huge shoulder wider than a lane of traffic. Like look how small Emily is on that shoulder. Is that not a sexy shoulder? And you guys are like Trevor has this weird thing about shoulders, but look at that shoulder. Look at it. There’s so much room for activities. T8. Pi got [Music] you have to slow down. Okay. Nice road [Music] [Music] car. Yeah. Awesome. Thank you so much for the signature. I’ve got a little book of memories here. It’s getting more and more full as we go. Um, yeah. Do you live near here or you work near here? Both. Both. Okay. Uh, have you eaten here before? No, is it? I can recommend. Thank you. I know. Travis did a great job. Oh, [ __ ] Right. The east side has like a looks like there’s a path and and like a has a little thing that says it has a camera to take pictures and stuff. [Music] I’ll do that. Oh, thank you. Thank you. You dropped this. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. You going to throw stuff right there. Okay, I lied. I tried to be cool. That did not work out. I used my uh I just used this I was at a random um hotel and had a shovel for the hotel room in the room and uh that was my view opener. Yeah, they’re very useful shovel. See what I have before was a broken iPhone that had like the screen crack from here. So it was like a little crevice. So I just used that. But then one time I did it and it just bent the phone and broke completely. But it worked for like a year. So, shout out to Steve Jobs. So, the stream died because uh my pocket moved the Moblin app in my pocket and it opened up my camera app in my pocket which killed the holster, which is the downside of Moblin is you have to have it open. Oh, that you do have to have it open. You can’t like put it in sleep mode or something like that. You can you can like minimize this but you can still like swipe up and it kind of silly. It’s just an iPhone thing. You can’t have it run anything in the background. True. So, what I do is I just stream from that, right? With just the cell phone. Yeah. Or since I’m using the uh camera on the bike, I just keep it on the actual camera when I go off. Now, I just like I like phone. I can zoom in and it’s easier. I know. I know. Set it up. [Applause] Yeah. 100 bits and mandarin. Yeah. So, you dialed the F. Yes. Well, it’s kind of crotched out, but same thing. Same thing. They crouch. Do you do realize you still have that banana in your pocket? The diaper. I should have the I I’m going to put it in my fridge in my hotel. This one? Yeah. Inside the Don’t touch it. And when the pipes vibrate, they know that I think it’s great. I love it here on the beach and they need to I would not complain about anything if my rent was $200. So that’s why they anonymous tip $6.90. Thank you. Only reason I’m considering moving. Wrong place. Random donation. Anonymous. See how like you see that there’s a YouTube link in the message box. You were trying to media share, but you put the YouTube link in the message box instead of the media share box, which is a rookie move. If I had more energy right now, I would be like, “Revoke your anonymity, post it in chat, and I will play it for you.” But I’m too lazy for that. Understandable. A streamer being lazy. That could not be. No streamer has ever been lazy. We are the most hardworking people. Yes. There you go. Yeah. Side eyeing me. Absolutely annoyed everything. What do you think is your like favorite thing? You’ve traveled a lot, right? Favorite thing? No. No. Okay. I asked my question then I stopped it halfway and I was going to ask you another question because you’ve traveled a traveled like around a lot. Yes. So what’s your like uh favorite thing? It’s kind of a hard question like about Finland in general generously. One aspect can be a big aspect you can say the lakes. That’s a acceptable answer. Do you have anything? What stands out? Cuz like I came into Finland blind. Like I didn’t like research what I was doing. Tony knows that. Um but that’s how I always travel and then I just go in with no cuz people are like did Finland surprise you anyway? And you kind of have to have like an expectation to be like surprised or upset or something like that about. So, I kind of went in wines and what would be my favorite thing? Okay. [Music] Do you know this? Yeah. Raping. Okay. I don’t know what this is. No, it’s not. Okay. would be cuz like for me I love just like big bike tours where you’re going out through wilderness and like being up in Lap and stuff like that just like far away from places in the wilderness even though your mosquitoes were [ __ ] horrendous. Oh, it’s bad. I’ve never I’ve never ever been in the lap in the summer exactly for that reason. They said it was bad this year and I can confirm it was bad this year. Um, but like it’s cliche, but like I didn’t think I was going to like sound us, but like a sound at the end of the day before I go to bed is like the best thing because think about the fact that we were there and you just had your hotel bed laid out. You were like that’s how I live when I lived in my like home child home. You had a sauna. I every single day I went there. I didn’t miss a day. Maybe like I missed a day in 3 days in 10 years. Yeah. If I was home I was in there. Yeah. No, like it was like washing my teeth cuz I uh it had only been once when I was a kid and I hated it. I’m like it’s a hot room. Why would I want to be in I want to be in a room temperature room. Different kind of hot room. Oh, definitely. But like still now that I’m an adult, I can like understand it. Yeah. I’d rather be in the sauna than in like the room that had the showers and toilets at like the wheel place cuz just in there it was just off the floor. But sauna was like it’s nice. has to the room that’s supposed to be warm feels good when it’s warm, but the room isn’t supposed to. It’s designed to be warm. Yeah. I hope you enjoy. We just don’t have as much of a culture in Canada and apparently we do it wrong and stuff like that. So, it’s You do have sas. There are sas, but like the culture isn’t there. And then there’s like the whole like bunch of gyms and stuff like that have signs being like don’t put water on the the like the sauna stones and stuff like that cuz you’re going to break it. But that’s kind of like the whole thing, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um or people build them and Well, it’s kind of like the sky sauna how the benches are on the floor. You just have your feet like above this thing. Yeah. Albe it’d be tough in one of those to have it elevated cuz the gondola is so small or the Yeah. I say like I said before that was probably the smallest sauna I ever been in. Yeah. And I’ve been in those 20 square meter saunas. Even they have more space. Yeah. That was four people though. Actually burning. Like my skin was burning. You passed the challenge. That was insane. I know exactly what he was up to. He said he was going to make a challenge. I was like, “Okay, he’s going to break the skin.” Yeah. What other challenge could you make in the sauna? That’s true. That’s true. Skippy tipped $5. Thank you for the ketom cosplay. You will go as on Friday, right? Right. Double rate. Oh, that’s this. Yeah, this is where we are. Okay. Okay. So, it’s plague and other stuff as well. That’s why it’s called the Blake plague. Thousand people buried. It’s a graveyard. Right under this stand. There’s someone dead. I don’t know. Maybe. Pour out. Pour one out for them. That’s a waste of alcohol. No, you give it to the people down under. They They’re finished, too. They need it. They have no use for it. They might. They’re living in the land down under. Oh, they’re not Australians. Oh, no. Brook cut it down under. That’s the wrong time. Didn’t I put the link? It’s not playing anything. And it’s not showing in the media thing. It’s crazy, though. Why is half the people not doing the media [ __ ] right? It’s too late in the day. Everyone’s scooping up. There’s a lot of good places to go, honestly. Yeah. It’s just not everything is open or are okay with streaming. No, there’s a lot you can do here. And just like see notice how you like asked at that bar if we could stream ourselves. For the most part, we was just like going try not to be obnoxious, pointed at everyone, but you just like find a corner. Yeah. And if you’re not like pointing the camera, but they instantly looked at you and started talking to each other. Oh, that’s why I asked. Oh, you went up cuz they were already eyeing us up. Okay. Yeah. Cuz I just wanted to make sure. There it is. It’s going to be tipped $5. Thank you. We’ll see. Tomorrow we will talk more about the uh cosplay. When is the cosplay thing? Friday. You guys are embarrassing me in public in the flag park. Very able to embarrass yourself on your own. Thank you for that. What do you mean? No, you just you’re wearing a spam hat. What’s wrong with spam? No, but listen. If you don’t get embarrassed, nothing is embarrassing. That’s true. That sounds like dumb advice. If you have no shame. Yeah. Or you just Yeah. Exactly. Wait, is it called? You want to try it? No, I’m good. But interesting. Not used long. Just dissing the spam hat. I get lots of compliments on the spam hat. All right. What is spam? Meat in a can. It’s anonymous meat. Yeah. It’s like, yeah, Mr. We don’t know what it is. Probably pork. Probably human. I went to this factory in Austin, Minnesota, and it’s a cycling hat, so I go cycling, so I thought it was cute. Oh, that’s great. Yeah. It is true, though. The less you care, the happier you are. Yeah. It’s why I’m so unhappy. Yeah. Damn. She said she real. She doesn’t She didn’t want to get the depressed alcohol, though. She’s halfway down a cell chair. I am actually quite unhappy with my current life. I’m not at all. There she goes. I am tired. Oh yeah, me too. Sleep good tonight. What? Which one are they? Mosquitoes. Yeah. Yeah. My best friends. Your besties? Yes. They’re always around. Do they go for you like pretty hard? Yeah. Right. I’m curious cuz usually like they love me so much it’s a like a bug repellent for other people but like they’re going for you so maybe they’ll like you more. I’m a warm person. Yeah, I always sweat. I’m always feel Okay. Um guys, after we finish the drinks, I’m just going to wind down the stream here and then go back to sleep. Heads up. So, you have to be back tomorrow at 1:00 p.m. Oh, yeah. I won’t be streaming until uh after my interview. That’s at 11:00 a.m. So 1:00 p.m. 1 p.m. or like 12:30 probably. I’ll give you a uh I’ll give you a task list. All right. I’ll just go back to my old box and see what I’ve done and he’ll sink in. You can recycle. You are willing to join anything. I won’t be here. No, not true. You want to you go to a cabin? I would honestly. How long do you usually go up for to the cabin? Yeah. You usually want for me is enough. You get two good nights. Yeah. So I might come back Saturday even. Okay. Yeah. Or Saturday morning. Yep. Whatever. So if you’re not leaving Saturday, we might still catch up. That would be cool. Yeah. Uh I Yeah. I’m not going to stay because Sunday it’s raining. Oh, is it over there? Yeah. And might be raining ever so slightly in here as well. Yeah, I like slight drizzle. But if it’s raining, I might also be being Helsinki as well. Yeah, subscribe with Twitch Prime. Oh, the top see it. Thanks for the 56 month. It’s uh the interview news. You know what that means? ES evening news. Evening news. There’s a guy riding his bike in Finland. Find out more. It has nothing to do with the evening. It’s called evening. Never mind. There’s also evening. No, it’s not evening news. It’s like evening sayings. Evening sayings. Sanoma. It’s like a saying. Oh, but it doesn’t mean that. It means like news. It’s weird. Confusing language. So, it’s like the jungle telegraph kind of way of saying it. Jungle Telegraph. I suppose Jungle Telegraph. Have you not heard of it? No. That’s kind of like word of mouth. Like when people just talk about something and it goes through that’s a phrase they use. Jungle Telegraph. Yeah. It goes through the jungle. Guys, have you heard of that phrase jungle? Did you just make that up? I have never Oh, yeah. You’re good. Don’t worry. Yeah, I’m filming this way. Don’t worry. Why is there a giant lemon? It’s my shorts beard, right? But it just means that a news or a happening is going through people as a telegraph. So the jungle telegraph. I don’t know. Does that still work in modern age with social media and like blasting that way or is it more like a pre- internet like spread through word of mouth? It’s it is basically word of mouth. Okay. It’s the same but now be electronically word of mouth, I guess. Okay. Fair. Uh in Finnish I’ve heard it but not in English. Okay. Never heard. Just cuz some of us haven’t heard of it doesn’t mean it’s not real. That’s exactly how it works. If it’s not within my own bubble, I don’t consider it a real thing. True. And I will deny it without doing any further research. True. And uh what else? I don’t know if it’s Swedish. So I’m distracted by the the milk trim. How do you know that was milk? I drink a lot of chocolate milk. So you know what? I know. Yeah. Mosquitoes are They are. They’re out and about. It’s that time. No, sorry I distracted you from your statement, but I agree with you on the whole like Yeah. Not within my bubble. If it’s outside of my understanding, it can’t be right because I don’t understand it. Yeah. Like, see, I’m being frozen. So, back to See, you did it this time. Yeah. I was She’s playing the victim card now. Yeah. I’m being gaslighted by myself and everyone in chat. Although Twitch test is fully within their capabilities to gas light you wait. Do you mind if I sp Wait, you’re going to die? I might. You can test a good content. Oh, you can’t have a beer in a park without a cigarette. You had a cider. True. Oh my god, I forgot my lighter. Never mind. [ __ ] It was the gods telling me I smoke. I still everyone smoke. Seriously? No, it’s the gods telling me I should not smoke. Okay. All right. We’ll flip. Should we get another place? Yeah. My real hair color is like very darker maybe. And did you decide on that or is that like a streaming kind of like uh you’re supposed to? Uh I consider this my uh three quarter of 20s crisis. Yeah. Three quarters of 20 crisis. Yeah. See, I had I was going to I was going to either buzz it all off Yeah. or diet. And then I realized, well, I can diet it. If it looks bad, then I’ll bust it off. Oh, okay. So, I didn’t first. And like, what’s the verdict? Do you like it? It’s all right. I got to do it again. It’s kind of I look like Trump for like 30 minutes, but then I did some after effects and look a little bit better. It was a little It was very orange. I actually look like Trump. It was crazy. Like, even if the hair is pulling it off, I think you’re doing better in all other aspects. Oh, I am. I am. I am. Yeah. You’re sounding so short. I am. I tend to I I tend to do that. It’s not a good thing. So, you need to get a therapist. I’ve been using JT GPT. Don’t work. A lot of people use that now. Therapists are expensive. I They are. Yeah. Yeah. Even in Finland with all the free healthcare we have, therapists are Yeah. You only get covered like 30% or something. Is it really only that? Yeah. Mental health. Mental health is health, guys. Yeah. Yeah. That’s That’s where this went. Yeah. Therapy. That’s good, bro. I need a frog on my leg, too, to get therapy. There you go. No, already a sign of like, you know, funding therapy. Everyone just gets a frog on their leg. Well, I kind of have that planned. I have a a corn. We can be corn buddy. You want to be corn cousins? Yeah. No, I want to do a Sabbathon and the grand prize, the last one is uh Twitch chooses a tattoo, but I will have a system of having three normal real life people to decide if it’s okay to get three real normal life people. Yeah. If it’s, you know, decides who those normal life real people are. I do. You do. Yeah. So, it’s kind of cheating. Is that guy in a green shirt one of the people? No, I don’t like his vibe. Why not? He’s swaying in his steps. He would like anything. It seems proper. He looks like a viewer. I just like I don’t know what she meant by that. If I was you, Chad, I would be very offended. Yeah. No, you’re stereotyping people, right? Oh, I I can’t do that. been to enough TwitchCons to know what I’m talking about. Like if you saw me and you didn’t know me, I’m wearing like shorts. I’m wearing like old man sandals. You don’t know they have clips on the bottom, though. I got a spam hat on and you have a camera. You are you asking? Would we know that you’re No, like Okay, forget the camera part, but like just how I’m dressed. What would Oh, brother. You’re wearing a TwitchCon t-shirt. Okay, but like from that distance, you wouldn’t be able to see the small Twitch things, you know? It’s very easy to spot out, though. When you go to like Roderdam and then TwitchCon is happening, you can just see when you go in the subway and stuff who is there for TwitchCon without badges or anything like that, you’re like, “Yep, dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum.” Mhm. Not exclusively, just some people really stand out, but the people that don’t stand out, you can’t tell if they’re there for I mean, there’s always going to be some I I can’t be like, “Yep.” Yeah. But most people I could with confidence say that they’re going to push on. Okay. M you know what? Never mind. You can’t be bothered. They’re like, “It’s too [ __ ] late.” No, I was just going to say you can’t recognize a fish quite far away. You can I don’t know what it is. It’s like a vibe. It’s not necessarily what they look like, but just for Twitch viewer. Viewer. Okay, you guys are getting roasted right now. But viewers just give off a vibrancy that makes you notice in a different way and you can tell if they’re streaming if they have a really big ego. Yeah, that would be it. Did you die on that? Yeah, this one died. I I caught it at 1%. I looked at the thing. It tells me the charge state and I plugged it in. It was not fast enough. Let’s see. Oh god. Can someone talk to the camera for a second? I do this for a living, mate. I just almost cut it off. Wait, put it nose, please. Isn’t this the wrong way around? Yeah, it usually is, but it’s just in my pocket, so I like This doesn’t look right because now I’m looking. Yeah, now this looks right. There we go. What a great shot just upside down spinning. Look at this. This car Yeah. came from me hitting my head on my own GoPro while I was streaming. How’d that happen? I put my camera on the ground like this. There was a a pile of snow behind me and I slid down the pile of snow and then I hit my camera and I got a scar on it. Okay. Exactly. What happened? Steve, I don’t know what that is. Is that another blonde guy? Occupational dangers. Yeah, it’s a dangerous job. Be careful. They call us lazy. Look, we You could have made a much cooler story. Actually, I was fighting of a grizzly bear. He barely graced me. You out there. Okay. You could be like one of those what’s it called? They’re like I was fighting a a young fox. What are they called? They’re like What? What is what called like we have them in the Nordics? Nose here live. It can’t be that bad. Let’s get right. See, it’s different for you because you connect. It connects to my mustache. I don’t know. Like it’s like Wi-Fi up here. Yeah, I’m joking. I don’t know who’s that thing. Okay. Okay. That’s actually really funny. Tanya likes anything that just tears into my soul. As soon as you start making fun of hate, she starts laughing. You’ve been quiet all night. It’s just like, guys, can you just tear into me some more? Let’s keep her laughing. Can you just tear into me some more? Let’s keep her laughing. Um, damn. That one was just funny. Yeah, I know this. Yeah. Is it on that one now? It should be now. Yeah, it should be. Where are we? Where are you? Cuz I’m so sorry. Sorry. Is this like your pop punk era? Did you see the pop punk guys go by? We don’t know their pop. They probably would have been [ __ ] pissed if you said, “Oh, you’re pot punk.” I think they were just They were just punk. Yeah, exactly. They don’t want to call pot punk. I think that’s like the biggest insult you can call. Like what do they listen to then? Dead Kennedy’s. What’s like punk? I don’t know. What is the most punk? What is punk punk? I don’t know. Cuz I feel like they use pop punk as an insult in the punk world. That’s really true. Yeah. It’s like little punk. Yeah. But I think literally any if you become if you’re a punk artist and you become popular enough now you’re pop punk and you’re not cool anymore. Part of being like punk is like being underground. Like too popular punk bad brains but not like a you’re not a rebel that’s like really doing fine. You’re just like I need to express myself. I’m different. What are you talking about? That’s those the punkers. The punkers. Pop punk or punk? Punk punk. What? Which one? Punk. Just punk or like anti-establishment 15 year olds. What do you say? Yes. And get my weekly allowance. I’m going to wear leather pants. Is that it? Kind of. They’re like rebeling in non- illegal ways. I have a soft spot. You’re supposed to rebel in legal ways. Are you one of those people that strap themselves to the road when an oil truck comes by? I don’t know. I haven’t really felt strongly enough about anything to do that. No, I see. I have a family friend who does that. Staples themselves to the road. Yeah, it’s like through their clothing or like full like Jesus Christ through their tops of their hand. No, no, you need like the the anti the climate change people. Well, I know. I just like the stapling themselves. Yeah, with the with the glue and stuff. Okay, that’s different than stapling. Stapling? I’m not talking about Jesus Christ here. I don’t know how. Maybe they get They don’t carry a cross around anymore. That was a long time ago. I’m pretty sure some people protest in that way. They do in America. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe in Canada as well. I don’t know. This is this guy. Being intact. It’s a beer. Get out of here. Oh, I love the people. Tanya, name three Nirvana songs. Go. Name three women you’ve slept with. You can’t. Sh. Michelle Obama. Michelle. Oh, you said slept with. Yeah. Same answer. I stand for this. Yeah. But like have you seen the interview where the guy just comes like name like three women. Oh yeah. Yeah. It’s just like it’s hard to be put on the spot. It’s just like that’s why that’s why I say Michelle Obama because that’s the first woman that comes to No. My first one that comes to my brain when I saw that was just like literally Hillary Clint. Hillary Clinton. It’s politicians. Why is that? Why is that woman my brain summons? It’s I don’t know. It’s probably the women you’ve seen the most on the internet like algorithms. Maybe at that era. Yeah. Not recent though. Not recently, but a few years ago. She alive. Yeah, I think so. So, in February 1999 1990 I wasn’t even born. Yeah, me neither. Obama had You’re too old for Obama’s wife told you name three women. Let’s go. Let’s go. That was my favorite thing throughout the entire street. Anytime someone has to boost the blonde women, it’s just people just kiss. Oh, thank you. Thank you guys. I haven’t seen Nirvana yet though, but I saw You haven’t seen Nirvana yet? Did you just say that? Yeah. What? Uh, you’re a little late. I’m going to tell you something. Are they dead? Oh my god. Now I’m with Chad on this one. I’m I was on your team when they’re like, “Name three songs.” Bathtub, shotgun, double barrel, nothing. Oh my god. Oh, she she actually doesn’t know. No. Okay. No. God damn. I love I was totally on your team, Tanya. I was I was with you. Now I’m guessing back to my normal state. The singer killed himself. That’s the Keith guy, right? Huh? Keith. Keith. Yeah. Keith Cobain. My favorite artist. Oh my god. I love Keith Cobain. It’s great. The one thing I’m really bad at just names or anything. And also like just generally I don’t know. I like listen to the music all over the place. I don’t know if they’re alive or dead or Yeah, that’s true. That’s how you should listen. I was like surprised that so funny when you’re just like I haven’t seen Nirvana yet. Just how you casually said I haven’t seen Irvine yet just got me. I haven’t. I mean, you made it sound like they’re playing at, you know, Rolling Loud 2026 or something. They are not showing up. I’m falling right now. Their time has passed. It’s been like The point was I was going to say I was going to say, but I saw Slipnot not too long ago. Same. Same. So that’s almost the same thing. It was just it was just so like built on the conversation. I was like I haven’t seen Nirvana, but I did see Slipnot using it recently. I didn’t even know. Skippy tip $10. Thank you, Skippy. Thanks for the dinner. I like this song. Maybe we could see them live soon. Wait, what is this band? Are they new? I think they’re up and coming. Yeah. I can’t pay attention to everything. Okay. [Music] I haven’t seen Rmstein. I do want to see you like metal. I’m a big fan of I went to seem three years in a row. I got this Canadian band. I can’t [ __ ] remember what they’re called. Justin Bieber. That That’s not a band. That’s first. He still has like I think they’re Canadian that way actually. But they they have a bunch of songs in car video games and that’s how I got to know their music cuz I was playing video games. Yeah, cuz I was like um watching or I was playing um video games with car driving. Can’t remember what the band is called. I do like their songs. Stop. I’d love to see Ramstein. I have a very recent appreciation for metal. I hate I didn’t I disliked metal until I went to a live show. Yeah. On LSD and I [ __ ] loved it. What did you say on LSD? Oh, like that 60s thing that people did. Are you talking about drugs? Yeah. What do you What did you say? You went on LSD to a metal show. And like I [ __ ] it you can like feel the [ __ ] music and the mosh pit was just like Yeah. I thought I heard you wrong. No. I It’s a great thing for music. I don’t know. It’s It’s like decriminalizing Canada. So Oh, don’t do it here in Finland. I’m going to go see Aussie Osborne. Oh my goodness. Too soon. That is too soon. That’s not even 24 hours. Oh my god. Oof. Oof. It’s not illegal. A lot of drugs apprentice should be criminalized in Canada and you can just buy them on the internet. What? I’ve never I never knew LSD was. You know what I played yesterday? My summer car. LSD Dream Simulator from like 1998 or something. The PS1 game. Yeah. There’s a PS1 game called LSD Dream. Yeah. I played it for 30 minutes and I got a headache and I had to switch. Well, that sounds about right for a 1998 game. You couldn’t even look up. No, like cuz it’s just going to be ’90s graphics for video games, but like trying to be trippy. Yeah. No, but yeah, something like RMT you would like even if you didn’t like metal the like live. I mean the show is so great, but like there’s so much energy at a metal show like I don’t know. And then like in the mosh pit, how it’s just like you’re there to like kind of [ __ ] [ __ ] up, like push people around, but like in a support lane and everyone’s everyone else in the mosh pit wants to be there. Yeah. And if anyone’s like going down, everyone kind of just like catches you. Yeah. Like there’s like this wholesome attitude even though you’re like shoving the [ __ ] up. Oh yeah. Yeah. That was the same at the uh the Death Stones gig I went to. They played day three weeks ago, month ago, something like that. People fell over. just got picked up and we did this cuz like I like had a leg behind me and I got pushed and you’re just going like full down. There’s no way to pull your leg back. Leg behind you and you’re like full going down with the ship and you feel like five people just like put their hands on your back when you’re like this far down and they just like lift you back up and they give you like the you good look and you’re like yeah and then you just shove them off and then you keep going like it’s just and I crowd so a couple times and it’s just like that’s great. A lot of fun. Just seemed like a lot of fun. Anyway, I I a recent appreciation for live music. I never really got it. I’m like, why would I spend hundreds of dollars to see something live when I can just listen to it at home? I get it now. Yeah. We have a couple of bands that are really good live. Like in Norway, we have Kaisos Orchestra. Mhm. Which is very popular in Germany for some reason. They sing in Norwegian. Yeah. Um but they are incredibly good live. Like I would What is it? What genre is that? I don’t even know that it’s it’s like a weird their own genre in some sort of way. If somebody can play anything from Kaisers, that would be great cuz I I can’t explain it. Yeah, I’m telling you. Yeah. Uh but they went on like a well, they kind of retired and then 10 years passed and then they came back now. So, I went to one of their concerts in December, I think it was, with my dad, actually, because they’ve been around for so long that like my dad is a fan, I’m a fan. Like, everyone’s just a fan. And now I’m going to see them again in August, September, something. Yeah, I’m quite excited. They’re they’re just really good live. like they a lot of their the uh audios that they use is like them hitting trash cans and like it’s a mix between punk and rock but also like I don’t know how to explain it. Nirvana Black Sabbath. Uh and then like oral oral is that organ? Yeah, but as an objective. A church one organic organic. I don’t know. Yeah. So, yeah. And then like I don’t know. They do a lot of cool stuff on stage. Like they’re really really good. No. Church music goes hard. Mhm. I used to listen to um Gregorian Chance at the gym or whatever. What? Just gets you all carnal. Like like a I feel like an arch angel pushing biceps or something. I play it myself. just so you get to know what kindness is because now it’s easy. The music I like in the gym is can often be completely different from what I would ever listen to elsewhere like trying to hype yourself up mentally. It’s just like different than what I’m just like resisting to in my dayto-day life. Is that a garbage can? Yeah. This is what they faded midsummer. It sounds very Norwegian. So like on stage they would now be hitting trash cans like they’re playing every sound line. Yeah. But I bet they’d like it live. It’s good then. I don’t trust musical advice after the Nirvana incident. Last leg of your bike trip. The bike trip will continue in Estonia. We’re spending three days in Helsinki today, tomorrow, and the next day. And then f to Estonia. Yeah. Cycling through Estonia lat. No, this was our night cap. It’s not Well, no, it’s 9:30. It’s night. It’s night enough. Um, we’re doing other stuff, but um got a busy next few days here, so we’re not having a super late night. It’s just our first day checking out the city. Sky sauna. Also, I I do think saunas for me are like lethargic. Like afterwards, you’re just cozy. They are. They are. I don’t like finish a sauna session, I’m like, let’s [ __ ] [ __ ] up. Not that that’s really my vibe ever, but like Yeah, let’s go get [ __ ] after a sauna. Sauna is it is more of the outro than an intro. Yes. Unless why didn’t you do it later? They’re not open very late. It would be great if like you did it over sunset time. Yeah. When would it be? Whenever sunset is. Sunset is like now 10:20. 10:20. That’s a rough guess, but I think I’m almost correct. 10:30. It’s just a bit hard. They’re not open that late. Sonia, I don’t. See, she responds to Sonia. Sonia. Sonia. Tanya Tom Gi that looks like Joel like at very initial first glance very very first glance he would also wear that yeah he would that’s mainly what gave it away the outfit that looks like Joel that’s crazy I want to take a picture and send it to him I thought you were in Finland all of a sudden there you just arrived today the first time in Oh yeah that’s great first time ever Same. Well, no. I’ve been I’ve transited to the airport several times, but I don’t count that as being anywhere. Oh, okay. Well, I should definitely give you tips then. There’s a lot. Uh, there is a fan meet up on Friday. I just haven’t figured out where yet. It’s probably like Friday lateish. Yeah, it’s Yeah. How many How many fans do you have like for the meet up? Maybe three and a half. But it’s the fourth one a [ __ ] What do you mean three and a half? Well, for my Lannister coming, what do you think? I hope so. That would be fun. No, I don’t know. There was like eight people in Tampa and at least two of the people from Tampura is coming to Helsinki as well. So, yeah. I don’t know. There’s been a lot of snipers here compared to like anywhere else. It’d be cool if we ended up at a venue that we could like get like a bigish group. Yeah, but that’s what I’m also thinking like it would be fun to do the mini golf tomorrow, but that also might be a fun thing to do on Friday. If you got like five to six people, honestly, it’s good to do that as well. That’s how I I stream like four quite fast. I don’t know if everyone can play. You don’t want to do that on a Oh, yeah. Friday. Friday’s going to be too busy over there. So, we want to do it tomorrow if you want to. Go for the mini golf. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Also, there’s like your average stick bowl. I don’t know. I didn’t pour out my drink. He poured it out for you. Don’t worry. It was a professional. That’s how I was coming. I was helping. But you can like collect the lock. It’s just doing like 10 20 cents a year. You can make a living doing it during summer. Oh, I know people especially if it’s like a big party thing like uh end of school, end of summer, whatever, graduation, you know, those people can make like 50 60 bucks a day just from camp. Can we do like a show of hands? Like an actual show of hands. Who will who would show up on Friday? But not everyone will be watching right now. No, that’s fair. But then we can get like some sort of estimate. This is a hard commitment. If you say you’re coming and you’re not, you’re banned. You’re banned for life. You’re signing a legal contract. You can’t actually pull out of it. You will be sued. I have a lawyer. I will take it up. Is he your friend lawyer? The guy was joining the power round today. Was he a lawyer? I’m pretty sure it’s a lawyer. That’s crazy. I stalled you before I came. You don’t have something in my hair cuz you keep staring at my hair every time. Oh, I do that. I’m autistic. I I stare at people. I do the same to you. You just look at the sp. People tell me that a lot. Yeah. You like like do I No, I look at you in the eyes and then I look at everyone else. Yeah. I always get told and then I realize I’m not supposed to do that. Just stare on my chin instead. Sorry. So eye contact makes you like fully uncomfortable. No, I just I I I don’t know if you’ve seen like someone says, “Why is Belus checking Hitch?” It’s just I look at people. Well, yeah, that’s that’s a human thing. Never look at them. They’re like, honestly, I think that’s what makes it easy for people to talk about like deep things hitchhiking is because they’re focusing on driving, so they can’t look at you in the eye. So, they don’t have that reaction. It’s very true. It It’s like they’re talking to someone and they’re getting a a verbal response, but they’re not seeing like they don’t have to like look you in the eye and say these like harder things. There’s at least three people coming from chat. At least three. Yeah. Plus desire and plus three who are not watching now. So we’re going to get Okay. We’re going to get under 10 though. I don’t know. Diary. Not desire. Diary. You met her twice. I said diary. Diary. Diary. Yeah. Diarrhea. Well, that’s how we’re going to the whole like rope con thing because she I was talking to her at the meetup and she brought up that she was going to Helsinki this weekend for this thing. an unreachable sub goal which chat reached. What was your unreachable sub goal? 350 subs in 3 days. Yeah. Which is that’s very short for my channels is Yeah. A lot is lofty. Yeah, that is lofty. For I mean what do you do for your subathons? I’ve never done a subathon. Maybe I’ll have to try one day. The last time I did a subathon was 20. I would not. No, but I don’t I mean like you can’t do a subathon because Slacky would just not allow you to go offline ever again. But like isn’t there like ways you can implement like a like a like how a you can do a cap on it? You can’t limit one person limit time. But like you can limit. So what I how I did my sub thing was just like hundreds of subs 300 subs,000 subs. I just did it that way. And when she sab like okay I’ll just straight up like 24 hours. But like how a hype train gets like harder as you go longer higher, you know? So each to unlock a new level. I like how you keep trying to keep eye contact with me, but he keeps moving his head down. Like Yeah, I like eye contact. So I’m just going to force. Am I blocking? I like you, Slacky. It’s not hate to you. I’m just saying that you would trap Trevor to be live like endlessly if he didn’t cap the subathon. Okay. But like I want to try a subathon. Every streamer’s done a subathon. I’ve never tried a subathon. Tanya, can you plan me a subathon? We can plan a subathon. You got to plan it. You have to stream for the next two months. A subathon is kind of what made me though. Yeah, I blew up in that. That was that was that crossing. That that was that was What did you say under your voice? The crossdressing thing. No, that’s exactly what it was. It was that. But then I also did like skiing and painting and ice swimming at 3:00 a.m., you know, great stuff. And did you plan this all beforehand or was like spontaneous? It was I had So what I did is I had the ideas planned and I was going to do but I had absolutely no idea how I was going to do it. Yeah. So it was kind of rough middle of everything. Okay, how am I actually going to make this done? How am I going to start? How do I make myself into barbarous and stop painting and stuff like that? It was like I was like, “Oh fuck.” I had to like order stuff and I had to like delay three days and stuff like that. How long did it go on for? I did the month. A month subathon. Yeah. And like but I didn’t have a lot of viewers back then. Or maybe I did. You slept on stream? I slept on stream. Okay. Yeah. I put on a Oblivion soundtrack and and slept on the bed. Okay. That’s it. I mean, it would be like the 24hour one you did, but just like constantly. Yeah, I was burned out. That was wrong. Well, I still have to sleep. The 24-hour one sleep. Okay. Yeah. I didn’t watch the whole thing. Yeah. I just need I just need to like try one. I I can’t like whenever I finish streaming. I don’t think it’s coming up anytime soon. It’s just like what are you saying? I mean the April one could be one. Oh, that could be it. Bro, just do your Sabbathon in September like every other person because it’s September and subs are cheaper. Also, that’s TwitchCon month and I’m not going to TwitchCon and I want to do something big. It’s not TwitchCon month. Is it October? October. Is it October? Are you not going to TwitchCon? Cuz it’s in America. Yeah, bro. I’m going to there and I live here. No, but I’m Canadian. He’s Canadian. So, oh my god. Do you not watch any politics? Why would I? I’m happy. Oh, like Trump basically told that he was going to kill all Canadians if they part of America. Annex. Yeah. Sorry. Militarily control. Oh, I did not actually know. I don’t I don’t read the news at all. It’s been really bad. Tanya took it even a step further than I did. These areas these are not they they removed like the max thing on presidency as well. I think 2 from flea market. Oh, it’s bad. So you can’t you can’t come. Well, I can, but like I don’t want to go to a country that’s like essentially it’s more like a ethic thing. I get it. Yeah, it goes against it. Like you you wouldn’t like if you’re living in Ukraine, you wouldn’t go to Russia on vacation, you know? That’s true. Again, one step below that. It’s below that, but I’m just like I’m I almost went to St. Petersburg. I have a friend there, but then I realized it’s probably not good. Okay, we should probably not go into this subject because your chat is very sensitive. Yeah. Oh, okay. Sorry. But just generally, I’m not I can speak about politics, but I know how your chat gets. I think it’s every Twitch sh. Yeah. Anyhow, so he’s not going because of that. So, we have to plan something else. Yeah, that’s October. We could do September though. Although Twitch is just 3 days. It’s like nothing ever happens there anyway. I love going to TwitchCon. That’s what we’re exactly why we’re here right now. That’s right. Um because I get to build a fun trip out of getting there. And like those are my stressful trips, but they make them satisfying because there’s like stakes if you don’t actually get where you’re trying to get to. And then you get there and then I never stream there cuz I’m having fun. Yeah, I get it. There’s not a whole lot to stream at a TwitchCon. Yeah, I feel like it’s about I don’t know. When we made the bingo, I think that was a lot more fun. Like there was something Yeah, there’s stuff to do there. But yeah, it was bingo. I made a like we made a bingo card so like our streamers would run around and some of the sponsors was on the bingo card so you had to go to their booth and do like a sponsored segment technically and then also just like random stuff but my rules was a little bit all over the place. So we’ll do it again but with a little bit simpler rules I guess. Do you have stuff that’s going on this year for TwitchC time? Yes. Yeah. Because our party was such a success uh without sponsors it’s going to be Nice. Next year because they were like next year, but I mean you’re going to San Diego. I’m not going to San Diego for that. I’m not going to America when he’s in Okay. Well, I Well, like you just aren’t as antagonized as I am. So, I’m just generally antagonized by anything. I noticed. No, but I just I don’t feel safe over there. Like, I went once. I’m like, nah, I’m good for now. Like last year’s Yeah. Yeah. I’m fine. See, I think San Diego Twist is a is a ton of [ __ ] fun. It’s a great city for TwitchCon. I went to the last Twitchcon I went to, well, the only TwitchCon was the Las Vegas. What do you think of that? I had a fun time. Vegas was great. It was like u It was dystopian. It was like I was in Bladeunner. Oh, yeah. No, like it didn’t It was so like you see all those big, you know, Trump Towers and stuff like those big in the middle of a desert. Yeah. Yeah. In the middle of this and you have homeless people pushing cards and like 8-year-old grandmas smashing play buttons 7 a.m. at the casino. I was like, “What the [ __ ] is that?” Very much is like the halves and the halves. Not see the the contrast. But you could see the and the houses outside on outer perimeter. Yeah. I don’t know. Uh it’s wild. I liked it though. It was a good trip. I think one of my staff is going. Yeah. I just figured you’d be going. No, we don’t really have American. Oh, okay. I’m the closest couple. You’re not American. Okay. Okay. That’s why I said closest. Regardless, you should do your subathon in September. Most people maybe quite soon. It is. Well, like you can plan something in a month. You can plan something for me. I haven’t even started planning Estonia properly. I thought you said there’s stuff that you want. There’s stuff to do. Yeah. But I haven’t called them yet because I don’t You haven’t called the places. You sounded so excited about stuff that you didn’t tell me about. Yeah. I’ll just go about that as well. Okay. I think I’m going to wind things down. Yeah. Yeah. Do Do you want to have recommendation on rating? What do you Oh, actually. Are you telling me to rate? It would be funny if you rated Liam. Who’s Liam? My coworker. Okay. He has 20 viewers. That’s fine. We can do that. Is it just Liam? No. Why is his name not sensical? See, that is a really bad Twitch name. Shout out to Liam. That is a horrible Twitch name. Can you tell when we raid him? That’s like a password without numbers. Cuz I already forgot it and I’m pulling up raid right now. I have a good memory. It’s Z RV KKK. C RV Z R KKK. I completely met what it was. You need to see it again. No, he you guys both said it. This guy’s name is a whole password. No, he Okay. Like that’s a little short for a password. You’re supposed to have like at least eight. Bro, that’s literally my Twitch password. You You start with that and then you add four numbers. Yeah. Potato one two three. Potato one two three. Okay, guys. So that’s the end of Well, really it’s the end of Oh god. Never mind. We got to listen to this first and then we’re going to raid. Juicy. It’s just No, it’s just I laughed at the fact because I can imagine what your Finn viewers are like by the songs they’re requesting. Oh, this is like a very ank song. Ank ank. You know what ank means? No. Okay, I’m being silly right now. Unk. Like you never heard the term ank? I’ve never heard the term ank. Why not? You know that that’s ank. You’re Oh, [ __ ] I’m It’s okay. You’re You’re 31. You can be. Oh no. I’m pushing. I’m 26. Oh no. What does it mean? Like an uncle like old. Okay. Yeah. All right. You guys are all is an Finnish song. Finnish. Listen, I think I get a lot of unfinished songs. They’re like throwback songs. Yeah. If you ever throw show me like, you know, throwback Finnish culture. All right, I’m starting the rate. Uh, was today day 32? I don’t know. Regardless, today was the last day of bike touring. Oh, through Finland. Yeah, you made it. Yes. Congratulations. We made it. We made it to this is the conclusion of the bike tour. Was substantial. All right. Um, we rode like all of like 10 kilometers in the town cuz we were just outside of the city. Um, but no, like I had a fun day today. I hope you guys had fun. Thank you for tag along. Yeah, it’s great. Um, now I’m like was kind of curious cuz he was going to stream a bit too and I just wanted to see the Zoomer finish. Oh, it’s Listen, my chat has nothing to do with the Finnish culture. It’s like a force and boy culture. It’s force and boy culture. Yeah, it’s it’s Well, one day I want to join your stream just out of curiosity. I always want to check that like scratch that itch of being like what is that? You know, I like experiencing new things. I understand probably run away or something like that. But like I’ll give you like a safe word for like pineapple and you can run away. Okay. Pineapples also like a swinger. Anyway, have you seen any pineapples? Upside down pineapples. No, people in here they put pineapples in their window and it means they’re a swinger couple. Oh, is it? Yeah, that’s what they do here. But because they do that on like cruises and stuff like that t-shirt. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Okay. Anyway, this is part of our outro. It’s the end of the bike tour. Swingers. Yeah. But that more, you know. There you go. Anyway, I’ll be back on tomorrow. We’ll be uh wakeboarding and maybe there’ll be a drone shot and be other stuff and things. Uh see you then. Thanks for watching, guys. Say hi to Liam. Bye. Byebye.