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We headed to Ellwood, Lydney and Barnhill in this episode, the splinter riders of the group even joined us for this one. We sent them down some spicy trails they normally wouldn’t ride 🤣 they gotta get ready for Morzine after all 💪

waiting again Late for the ride Late to the bar Interrupted the splinter meet Sorry That’s fine Hello I welcome We were welcome
Where you going
going to meet you
Oh we were going somewhere Which way
howard Howard sniff like finger I got a collapsed nostalgia It’s dusty in here Yep [ __ ] stones kicking up everywhere Go on You’re going in I’m at the back I’m filming Come on
Come on I’m not I’m going to stop Come on Mr Heel Not going to hound you Just enjoy it Yes everybody We have a guest appearance from Mr Hill here We managed to stop his splinter ride this morning La Right Right Right Make it Leg down Skinners No you crack on mate We’re in a no [ __ ] straa race Just enjoy it Yeah boy I touch over stinger [ __ ] pedal striker already Heat Heat Oh y [Music] [Music] realy Yeah Yeah I normally straighten it Whoa Stop Yeah boy Boys are doing some mellow stuff I got other ideas We’re going to go down Zazilla Oh she sweet but a psycho A little bit psycho Yeah boy I was watching it yesterday after the bike part video Bike part whales one [Music] way got all the shape then Hey way up Oh [ __ ]
Oh you all right It was at this moment he knew he [ __ ] up All I can hear is Whoa Whoa [ __ ] me [ __ ] me Oh [ __ ] hell Watch the [ __ ] tree I had better than that la just for the war La can’t believe he’s never [ __ ] been down here Nobody here boy Good boy There’s going to be mischief on that corner I [ __ ] guarantee you Yeah Yeah Come on boys Oh yeah [ __ ] hell That was close People are stopping in front of me today Need some walking and catching up but There you go I thought he was going to stra then SC tight through here Mun fire road Little skanky right Turn Wait Hey squashy A skank [ __ ] up Heat Heat Heat Heat Wait Okay [ __ ] hell mate That was good [ __ ] I reckon that’s my quickest time down there
[ __ ] me Oh yeah Way up Way up Way up Oh yeah that’s dusty [ __ ] That’s [ __ ] loose as [ __ ] That Yeah dusty ass Well that’s it All dropping like flies Bunch of slap jaw [ __ ] around here There can be only one as the Highlander would say Just me left Just dropped to 50% Might go do a couple of barnail [Music] Heat Heat Good boy Heat Right in there Love it Love the tacky corners Yeah boy Missed the turn Knew it was there somewhere Yep Whoa Can’t see Hey Hey no worries Get her in the back end There you go Not been down here in a while Christ is gullied out as well Yep A bit of work on the old truck Have they good [ __ ] Heat Heat Wow that was hell of a ride today 35 mile 5 12,000 ft And the best bit was I’m the last man standing Literally knocked him off one by one Some people just couldn’t be [ __ ] Lazy I guess Some people went home Don’t know what that’s all about At least Ollie fell off and had an injury Bless him But on the plus side went to the pub went to the bar believe it or not cuz apparently I don’t do that Four round and it was cheap as [ __ ] It was just me [ __ ] ace See you on the next one [Music]