How am I doing?

Could be worse

It’s very pretty. I think it would look better if you removed the logo from the crank arm, and switched to a less busy bar tape.

I also personally prefer to clip in, over straps, but to be fair straps are way more versatile for daily use as transportation.

Also, to me this is what Batman’s fixie would look like, and I am here for it.

Hmmm this bike doesn’t visibly seem ridden enough 🤔 must mean you don’t ride which must mean you do not pass the vibe check

i almost collapsed seeing this

Lose the brake and you will be winning for real