You shit your pants on a sketchy line didn’t you ?
Yougotthewronglad on
So, leave the bag on the trail so they can conveniently forget it on the way out? Got it.
Tegridy_farmz_ on
Everyone look, someone shit my pants
AustinBike on
That is exactly the excuse that I would use if I shit on my bike.
Allegedly.
Ok_Breakfast5425 on
It’s one thing to fart and blame the dog…
dms0314 on
🤮🤮🤮
acanadiancheese on
F
hey-rabbiiiii on
Don’t blame the dog
danger_otter34 on
Awwww hell no dawg…..you pooped yaself.
AdObvious1695 on
Sure, blame the dog.
jmr39 on
Shits his pants then blames someone else. Nice dude
Screwbles on
Kinda reminds me of how in CO some of the parks are active farmland as well. The state basically rents out their land to farmers, but they can still put public attractions on it if they want. What ends up happening is you have livestock that does their business, and also walks around on the trails. I have gotten sprayed all over, including the face, from riding over a cow paddy. Oddly enough, I think I would take cow paddy over dog paddy any day.
javabrewer on
Ugh, this is the worst. I once ran over dogs shit in the middle of a 3 hour trek and had to deal with it until I got all the way home. It smelled so fucking bad, I swear the dog was rotting from the inside.
norogernorent on
That’s a really nice bike… for me to poop on!!!
mothfukle on
Who’s gunna clean up after the coyotes cuz they be shitting everywhere in these parts.
My_Kink_Profile on
Dude I’m so sorry this is my worst nightmare. Happened to me once and it was like neon yellow dog shit. Makes me gag thinking about it. Condolences.
inmontibus-adflumen on
We don’t believe you
elconejitomuyrapido on
You gonna eat that, or…?
donnybrasc0 on
I’ll take that vs it sprayed all over the bike. Ended up filling water bottle up over and over and trying to spray it off mid ride.
senojyesac on
It’s better when it’s horse shit and your front tire slings it up in your face
K8TECH on
Of course I pooped my pants, everyone my age poops their pants. It’s the coolest. YES. You ain’t cool, unless you poop your pants.
Acrobatic_Resolve407 on
Someone needs a doggy bag!
Large_McHuge on
Good excuse to get a new bike
JetsBackupQB on
Who’s the coward that shit in my pants?
No_Cat_7798 on
This is why I don’t cycle.
Quirky-Bar4236 on
Quick Batman, to the BCJ-mobile!
RabidJayhawk on
Hmmmm maybe don’t sit in your yard.
Emotional_Buddy_9123 on
Blaming a dog? Nice try
drake951 on
Letting dogs shit on the butt rest of peoples bikes is crazy
VirtuaKiller76 on
That’s some shitty luck.
kingcyp on
Dear god… Mudguards for the win 🙂
StinkyChammy on
And I thought my chamois was smelly
J_0280 on
The worst feeling at the end of a ride is when you realize someone else shit your pants.
PlumbersCrack1229 on
Don’t blame your accident on a dog lol
Kingrich09 on
Someone shit my pants, I’m still trying to figure out who. “Travis Pastrana”
Piperpaul22 on
Dog poop is half the battle, people need to start cleaning up their horse poop on trails.
crazmexican2 on
Better idea. Leave the dogs at home
twistedteets on
Hahaha poop butt
GoopInThisBowlIsVile on
On the upside, at least you wore your brown pants.
42 Comments
Did a dog steal your bike??
Who flung poo?
Are you shitting us?
You shit your pants on a sketchy line didn’t you ?
So, leave the bag on the trail so they can conveniently forget it on the way out? Got it.
Everyone look, someone shit my pants
That is exactly the excuse that I would use if I shit on my bike.
Allegedly.
It’s one thing to fart and blame the dog…
🤮🤮🤮
F
Don’t blame the dog
Awwww hell no dawg…..you pooped yaself.
Sure, blame the dog.
Shits his pants then blames someone else. Nice dude
Kinda reminds me of how in CO some of the parks are active farmland as well. The state basically rents out their land to farmers, but they can still put public attractions on it if they want. What ends up happening is you have livestock that does their business, and also walks around on the trails. I have gotten sprayed all over, including the face, from riding over a cow paddy. Oddly enough, I think I would take cow paddy over dog paddy any day.
Ugh, this is the worst. I once ran over dogs shit in the middle of a 3 hour trek and had to deal with it until I got all the way home. It smelled so fucking bad, I swear the dog was rotting from the inside.
That’s a really nice bike… for me to poop on!!!
Who’s gunna clean up after the coyotes cuz they be shitting everywhere in these parts.
Dude I’m so sorry this is my worst nightmare. Happened to me once and it was like neon yellow dog shit. Makes me gag thinking about it. Condolences.
We don’t believe you
You gonna eat that, or…?
I’ll take that vs it sprayed all over the bike. Ended up filling water bottle up over and over and trying to spray it off mid ride.
It’s better when it’s horse shit and your front tire slings it up in your face
Of course I pooped my pants, everyone my age poops their pants. It’s the coolest. YES. You ain’t cool, unless you poop your pants.
Someone needs a doggy bag!
Good excuse to get a new bike
Who’s the coward that shit in my pants?
This is why I don’t cycle.
Quick Batman, to the BCJ-mobile!
Hmmmm maybe don’t sit in your yard.
Blaming a dog? Nice try
Letting dogs shit on the butt rest of peoples bikes is crazy
That’s some shitty luck.
Dear god… Mudguards for the win 🙂
And I thought my chamois was smelly
The worst feeling at the end of a ride is when you realize someone else shit your pants.
Don’t blame your accident on a dog lol
Someone shit my pants, I’m still trying to figure out who. “Travis Pastrana”
Dog poop is half the battle, people need to start cleaning up their horse poop on trails.
Better idea. Leave the dogs at home
Hahaha poop butt
On the upside, at least you wore your brown pants.