In celebration of reclaiming our sub, I want y’all to roast the shit out of my latest build. I deserve it for not securing my account well enough. Don’t hold back
by Olderschoolwillie
In celebration of reclaiming our sub, I want y’all to roast the shit out of my latest build. I deserve it for not securing my account well enough. Don’t hold back
by Olderschoolwillie
24 Comments
You have no lock, so that makes sense. But hey, you have two factor-breaking!
Much love
Dude. Paint ur f*ckin tires. I mean c’mon
Welcome back! A little older, a little wiser
A wise old geezer told me one time: “Son, you’re always going to pay for an education. Either time, treasure, or blood. Sometimes a little of all three.”
I must not buy this tires to my next dandelion build. Are they hard to clean after a good muddy splash damage? I had one yellow tire and it was very hard to clean.
Hard to roast a bike with the same saddle I’m running.
Front derailleur only? Really cool. But wait, does the rear derailleur need the cable when only acting as a chain tensioner, or am I missing something?
fuckass dingle-dongle speed
Drop bars on a MTB? What is this? Le Tour de Portland?
Looks like your password to everything is “mismatch123”
matching water bottle cages is a small ask!
Everyone had a less than stellar first build, on the bright side you can only go up from here.
CRMO? More like OHNO
boom
Drop bars with all that stem height.
Pick a lane, bruh.
The only thing i could find to roast on this nice Xbice. >!Probably because i hate drop bars!<
Mismatched bar tape on something my neighbor put in the trash just screams “I still can’t afford a bike”.
Welcome back, very happy to see things right again in this sub. Long live shoddy builds and beautiful bikes, each has a home here!
Real bad
Your bike demonstrates that you understand the idea of mixing and matching randomness and not following any obvious discernable themes or patterns, unlike your password.
Meh unicrown fork
One my bikes has one and I miss a bike with a biplane fork I had
Dingle is for the single speed riders that can’t decide on which incorrect gear to commit to.
You call that a bice?
Diamondback? More like I’ve-been-hacked
Red & yellow. Groundbreaking.
It’s a good color… For me to poop on!
What’s your cassette, a Zwyft cog?
I imagine your entire wardrobe is all mismatched like that. Lookin like a team mascot with those college ass colors
Your wife told me you only insert your quill stem about an inch.