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  1. _MountainFit on

    Cucumber probably provides zero calories, carbs or protein. I think it’s like 95% water.

    I actually do eat pickles on the rides, get them at the gas station/convenience store. I think oh, snap brand. There’s at least some electrolytes.

    But generally if I’m riding all day I bring a variety of foods with some actual calories. If I’m riding under 90 minutes the ride is without food, typically.

  2. Rubber ducky, you’re the one

    You make bath time lots of fun

    Rubber ducky I’m awfully fond of you

    Poo poo pee doo

  3. Staletoothpaste on

    Audibly said “what the fuck” when I saw this. I mean, ride your own ride my guy, but a literal cucumber is not even in the top 30 of the snacks I would bring on a ride.

  4. LiGuangMing1981 on

    Stroopwaffels. High energy, taste good, and easy to fit in a jersey pocket.

  5. syslolologist on

    When it comes to cycling, a cucumber is a waste of time. You probably want to make whatever you eat “count” but if you love cucumbers, then go for it. I do like cucumbers though. If I’m going to take something wacky with me on a bike I’m carrying an entire package of Oreos.

  6. Flat_Tire_Rider on

    So basically water. There are better p.s.o.’s out there. Like a banananana

  7. ExcellentMedicine on

    Genuinely I usually stop to eat.

    Outside of that trolli sour octopuses.

    No. *not sour worms*… *octopuses*. 😀

    They’re better. Fight meh. <3

  8. Ritz crackers seem to prevent stomach cramps, have plenty of carbs and salt and are cheap and available anywhere in the US.

  9. Random_User4u on

    Snack? I thought that was your self defense! You probably keep that in the front part of your chamois.

  10. A large cucumber is like 34 calories, that’s not even a snack, it’s just extra weight.

  11. I would dangle a jar of Vaseline off the speed bars… Don’t want to make anyone think at your vegan

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