MARM is heading on a train to Wolverhampton on a Saturday to complete the point to point Birmingham Black Country Half Marathon. The canal towpath awaits – but TWO horrendous accidents lie in wait…
Will MARM finish? Or could this be the end of 5 in 4?
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38 Comments
What a beautiful scenic race 😂😂
Would have been much nicer running in the opposite direction towards South Staffordshire and Brewood and ignoring the race directions 👍🤣
next video adult running nappies ? ❤😂😂😂
Good effort, Tim! Hope the body isn't too sore after your tumble? Not sure I'll be adding this to the to-do list any time soon. Good luck for the double header this weekend!
Cheers MARM, as entertaining as ever👍. Glad to see only your pride was dented with the two mishaps BUT ..Thank you, thank you, Dankeschön for reminding why I left W'ton at the age of 16, living in Austria is just a tad better .. PS Apologies in advance, Classic joke .."White van man to pedestrian: S'cuse me mate does yow now if there's a B & Q in Wolverhampton? Pedestrian: Sorry mate oi don't, but I nows theres 2 D's in Dudley" 😃
Great running mate looks like a dull course though think I’ll avoid this one! Looking forward to Compton 10? Should be a good one🤙🏼
Hysterical .. seriously funny .. only bad news is I can’t seem to order a MARM mug from Oz ..
Great video, hope your leg is ok.
Good job those potbellied locals didn’t see your piss stained shorts 😁
Mug has been ordered 🙌
I really don't know what to say! 😂😂😂👏👏
Brilliant, excitement all the way. Reading between the lines i did get the impression your not keen on Wolverhampton though.
Leakage comes with age Tim, just get used to that faint whiff. Good luck with the double header and well done for making it out of Wolverhampton with your Speed 4’s still on your feet!
A very funny video mate! Nearly pissed myself watching it, but held back to save an awkward clean up 😂
Had to work in Wolverhampton one week many years ago – I was advised not to leave the hotel at night!
Being a baggies fan been chased through wolvo plenty of times 👍😂😂 great run mate hope the legs not too sewer 👍😩
Omg this is a classic
Karma
"Wisely and slow. They stumble that run fast". (Shakespeare…Romeo and Juliet)
I like how the video starts with Peer Gynt in the background, that's quality. I think this has been the most dangerous half you've done so far. Wolverhampton, that is. Lots of places to meet the maker, intentionally or otherwise. Some dodgy bridges. Some muddy paths. The wild wee section was comedy gold. Glad to see you've finished the race in one piece. Looking forward to loft conversion updates 🙂
Could the stain have been disguised by splashing water on the non stained parts? Or adjusting the shorts left and right and staining some more? As it turned out the rain was your friend.
That must be very frustrating if you want to overtake somebody.
Great running again hope you’re ok after the fall. Looked a hefty tumble
Nice bit of Angry Anderson through the tunnel
Now I know why weee didn't see you at the start!! How the scaffolding went up ok! 🎉
I ran this one on Saturday that tunnel an mud area was a nightmare really good run though
wild wee really did a number on you that time huh Marm? 🤣Another quality video although the narrow canal start looked pretty brutal, one sharp elbow and someone would be in the water! And that fall, christ! 😬 amazing how you just got up and carried on, straight face an all! We have a new version of Korea/Career for you and it's Harter Fell / Heart of Hell (as in the Lake District hill that is constantly wrong on subtitles) 🤣 If you could give it a go that would be epic. Good luck this weekend for your double adventure. 👌🏻
You was doing so well until you well down like a sack of spuds (on your arse) and first words were “did you capture it”. It was me who asked how you was at the end 🤭, I did ask as I went past too. Done well mate to be filming and getting that time.
Brilliant! Watching your videos continues to be the most fun you can have on a WFH day 😆 I once travelled through Wolvo by canal boat. Dead cats & condoms & much time spent stopped to untangle weed from the propellors, whilst fearing for our lives. Can recommend Dudley parkrun tho – tow path + athletics running track combo & full English breakfasts available locally for under a fiver. Compton Verney will deffo be a different vibe & the loos are worth the wait 😆
From one middle aged man to another, friction is your friend here. Give it a good rub, generate some heat.
I was there, started much later than you though(not elite). There were urinals for the men just next to the portaloo's…just saying. Love your video's.
Birmingham fan + runner = new subscriber 😂
I can't believe you haven't had a comment from the Wolverhampton and Bilston Club yet…. or may be you have 😅😂🤣
Recently discovered this channel and a big fan. The wet yourself section was hilarious, I nearly fell off the treadmill due to laughing so much
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I think I've wet myself im in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"If you see something that doesnt look right – where do I start?!" hahaha
Good vid in a post apocalypse landscape. Top tip- black shorts- works for me 😂
Ah wanted one of your mugs but can't find then lol
3:15 “DAN!”
Just picked this up Marm.
Unusual place to hold a race alongside a canal lol. Great effort tho
I went to Wolverhampton in 1986 but it was closed lol
Keep rm coming Marm
Well done
I think the best answer here to disguise your incontinence would have been to jump in the canal and claimed it was a fall.
You’d have looked slightly less ridiculous on the start line and could have enjoyed all the sympathy sure to come your way