Got bored today and made a ridiculous bike repair stand

Had a bunch of iron pipe laying around coupled with a rainy day and nursing a separated shoulder back together led to this contraption.

I’ll work out the footprint later as it’s massive as it is now, but it works! Could easily do it with less pipe but I didn’t want to hang from ceiling.

$25 pipe clamp from Lowe’s and some 3/4” iron pipe + fittings.

Realistically if I did it from new I wouldn’t buy 5’ pipes for off the wall and it would likely cost $55-60 all in for a decent repair stand that’s not going to fall apart like some cheap Amazon ones I’ve tried and seen fail.