One thing the media coverage gets wrong when it comes to cops is that they shoot people for no reason. As long as she speaks respectfully to the cops and doesnโt go at them like a crazy person, she will be fine. But if she is a loud mouth hoodrat then sheโs gonna have problems.
The police in America are the ones who have real fears because the facts show they are more likely to be killed. Woke liberals may have an unrealistic fear of police because media sells racism. Facts.
Well the facts are: they do. And it isnot just 1 outline case. ofc USA has lots of Police. But they are probably the only country in tje socalled developed world that refuse to educate Police. So yea spot on.
The cops have me as a high risk gang member and i been pulled over 50 times. Had the dog ran on me many times. Had my car torn apart. Profiled like a mf. And still haven't even been drawn down on.
Wow how many unarmed people have they killed less then 20 how many of them were ambushed and murdered by cowards hundreds criminals bring it on themselves u have to accept all the risk being robbed having family taken etc that includes jail or prison
The joke has great delivery but sadly half those people are laughing because they think thatโs true. Iโm not going to ruin comedy here but itโs definitely fear mongering to act like you have any chance of being shot by an officer for no reason. People canโt really watch the news, hear a story every week about a school shooting or a cop who killed a black man, and think thatโs what everything is? I mean, you have to atleast have the brain cells to consider that these situations are outliers, blown out of proportion due to their seriousness and attention. Because they are, and statistics tell us that police officers at a MUCH higher risk of being shot by a suspect than any suspect is of being shot by them. 99% of gun violence occurs every day in urban areas with unregistered firearms. You get that occasional school shooter that uses their dads gun, meanwhile legal firearm owners everywhere prevent crimes and save lives everyday. But through their narrow mindedness and shallow level of critical thinking ability, people think guns are a problem because of less than 1% of gun violence situations and people think American police officers are dangerous and shoot on sight when theyโre actually far superior in training and skill to almost any other nations police in the world.
For those who canโt take a joke you can tell you are American who only get slapstick humour whereas any non American will find this hilariously funny
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One thing the media coverage gets wrong when it comes to cops is that they shoot people for no reason. As long as she speaks respectfully to the cops and doesnโt go at them like a crazy person, she will be fine. But if she is a loud mouth hoodrat then sheโs gonna have problems.
As a brown man in the States, who's almost 40. I've never had a cop even come close to pulling a weapon on me.
Apparently, your daughter is an unarmed black man..
What are silly liberal father raises his child to be paranoid and ignorant.
Closely curated facts, mind you. Closely curated before they ever reach the news rooms, because unfortunately, tragedies sell very well
The police in America are the ones who have real fears because the facts show they are more likely to be killed. Woke liberals may have an unrealistic fear of police because media sells racism. Facts.
Well the facts are: they do. And it isnot just 1 outline case. ofc USA has lots of Police. But they are probably the only country in tje socalled developed world that refuse to educate Police. So yea spot on.
that's not the facts
She must have read the alternative facts.
Maybe she should read the statistics instead
HomeLander needs better jokes
The left can't meme
This is a fake stage
Fake laughter
Real corny jokes
Love to go see this guy.
This bullshit doesn't help anyone.
It starts in the home raise them right be respectful
He looks white enough, his daughter should have no trouble
This guy is full of ๐ฉ
The cops have me as a high risk gang member and i been pulled over 50 times. Had the dog ran on me many times. Had my car torn apart. Profiled like a mf. And still haven't even been drawn down on.
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
He didn't tell a joke and everyone still laughed. ๐๐
Unarmed white people around 26 a year shot dead by officers. Black people around 13. Facts
It's not for no reason, just not always a good reason. Them acorns drop with aggression 'round these parts ๐
As long as she doesn't look as goofy as you she might be fine ๐
Must be a big time loser to lie to your families face
Rubbish
Practice gun safety – avoid the USA.
Meanwhile, you're out there looking like the island bois older brother that buys them beer sometimes.
Funny joke but facts my ass.
I mean, she only has to worry if she's dark dark, haha.
Go back to backwards Britain
He used to be funny
Long time ago
British people pretending thet know about Americans is always cringe inducing.
Wow how many unarmed people have they killed less then 20 how many of them were ambushed and murdered by cowards hundreds criminals bring it on themselves u have to accept all the risk being robbed having family taken etc that includes jail or prison
Stay where your at.
The joke has great delivery but sadly half those people are laughing because they think thatโs true. Iโm not going to ruin comedy here but itโs definitely fear mongering to act like you have any chance of being shot by an officer for no reason. People canโt really watch the news, hear a story every week about a school shooting or a cop who killed a black man, and think thatโs what everything is? I mean, you have to atleast have the brain cells to consider that these situations are outliers, blown out of proportion due to their seriousness and attention. Because they are, and statistics tell us that police officers at a MUCH higher risk of being shot by a suspect than any suspect is of being shot by them. 99% of gun violence occurs every day in urban areas with unregistered firearms. You get that occasional school shooter that uses their dads gun, meanwhile legal firearm owners everywhere prevent crimes and save lives everyday. But through their narrow mindedness and shallow level of critical thinking ability, people think guns are a problem because of less than 1% of gun violence situations and people think American police officers are dangerous and shoot on sight when theyโre actually far superior in training and skill to almost any other nations police in the world.
If she'd read the facts, she wouldn't be afraid.
I have cleverly managed to not get shot by the cops for the past 20,671 days.
Liked for the delivery. Perfect. ๐
as long as she's not commiting a crime she'll
be fine how many innocent civilians are killed really
Well if you believe that. Then you must believe shell be ok…shes white bro
I know itโs comedy. But honestly, this was such a stupid thing to say.
And in the UK you get arrested for praying in public, unless you're Muslim.
Thatโs ridiculous
This guy looks like a Brit cosplaying as an American
Love it
Stupid.
My newest fave comedian ๐
For those who canโt take a joke you can tell you are American who only get slapstick humour whereas any non American will find this hilariously funny
Dude looks like a Chad Homelander