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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story
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34 Comments
This is so true and it is painful lol
Cat
With breast milk- I mean breast milk- I mean breast milk
Love it. I miss the ordinary pot of coffee free refills.
But they are mean. They do want to slap us. Why i use the mobile order app. We hardly go there anymore, plus my coffee made at home is plain good. And if I'm out and about, the Circle K (most truck/road trip stops), have amazing, ground right before you brew, coffee and it's Colombian at the Circle Ks! Delish. Two bucks!!! 😊
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Brilliant work Jimbo
Comedians are so creative. How they monopolize on the minutiae of life is amazing. They say things you couldn't get away with in real time.
This is golden and a great way to start my day
Man, did this start my day off great! I'm cracking up! All this SO TRUE!! But "Satin" was the icing on the cake!🤣😆🤣
Starbucks is to Jim Gaffigan what Airports are to me
😂😂😂 Satin
Getting Satan's name wrong at the end was just… so accurate.
Best thing about Wawa, Tim Hortons and 7-11? They're not Starbucks.
I love how the jokes got a little darker lol
There's more bucks than stars. I'm still an occasional customer. * Cav *
Jim is THE best! I never get tired of listening 😂!
STARBUCKS IS A RIP OFF!!! DOUBLE-ROASTED, BURNT🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😠😠😠
Boycott Sturbucks! It is financing and encouraging the brutal genocide going on in Gaza for 700 days! 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸
During the “war on Christmas,” I told them my name was “Warren Christmas.”
I wish it got a laugh but I enjoyed hearing it.
100% right. I stopped going during the pandemic. The coffee and drinks are poor quality now and overpriced. No wonder they are losing money.
Starbucks used 2 make the BEST ice cream I've ever had in my life. U couldn't get it in their stores. I got it in supermarkets + it was very expensive.
After giving the barista a needlessly complex coffee order and having them respond with "As you wish" I was hoping that when Jim received his drink he would say "Clearly I cannot choose the cup in front of me!".
The talent of Gaffigan is being hilarious without saying one bad word. It's clean fun comedy, not easy to deliver.
My one Starbucks experience, I believe, is worth sharing. I was asked of my name by an immigrant worker. I answered: My name is David. Her response: How do you spell it? I said, "Dee. A. Vee. Eye. Dee." She responded: Can you repeat that?
I get the sneaking suspicion that Jim is approaching the Rodney Dangerfield negativity-humor index! Jim wears all black; bordering on the Johnny Cash School of funeral attire. I may have to limit my computer time for Jim. Sad, but true. * Cav *
As you wish 😂
Breast milk 😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂 he is SO funny😂😂😂😂
As someone who loves Starbucks I feel justifiably called out 😂😂 Absolutely hilarious bit!!
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The pickup area methadone clinic! It’s super funny when you see rich white people go in a Starbucks and camp out in the pickup area, pacing back and forth at mach 10, and just grabbing and devouring anything that gets put on the counter.
Some of them don’t immediately snatch up every drink that gets put out, but they sure are gonna block anyone else from getting near that counter before they get their stuff. Just finished ordering, but then shove their way through everyone who ordered ahead of them, make it to the counter and then deploy elbows wide, frantically and erratically running from one end of the pickup counter to the other.
It’s funny to see well dressed fancy people acting so wild.
I brought my own cup that’s cute.😂😂😂😂😂
So funny 😄