I do this. Not at all ashamed. If you can afford to, why not? High end gear is so much nicer than beginner shit.
carcusmonnor on
ATGNI
_skinnytwigg on
/mike
weitzenheimer on
Poseur
Duffbeerman66 on
Noob
Lemon_1165 on
Rich noob
CentralHarlem on
„Jersey pros“
Beautiful_Minute_800 on
All the gear, no idea
cgieda on
Kook. ( we uses this in surfing)
terrymorse on
All gear, no legs.
MantraProAttitude on
Fredentist.
TheTapeDeck on
In guitars, these are always referred to as “doctors and lawyers.” That demographic keeps the high end instrument business above water. The “I want the best of the best gear so that one day when I do actually practice, I will sound just like Jimmy Page” or whatever… that’s a HUGE part of that industry.
In bikes, in any wealthy suburb, Freds can’t complete a garage without hanging a Moots or a Madone on the wall, over that polished floor. 911 Convertible optional.
faraday2401 on
In football (soccer for the freedom country), it’s Full Kit Wankers. Granted, it’s more for people who are decked head to toe in perfect professional gear while being more capable of rolling than running, but could work here regardless.
Ouroborus23 on
“Gore-Whore”
(Not the *most* expensive, but it rhymes…)
Other_Moment on
Actually, we don’t
AdditionalLead3754 on
Poser, would be the word you’re looking for.
boyyy_howdy on
Gumby
Ok_Rip_nChips on
they’re called Posers
but everyone moves out from that if they really like the hobby
ArguingwithaMoron on
Poser
NotBrokeJustCheap- on
My first bike was a revolt 2, not the best ever but much better than a $300 used bike off Facebook.
I ride it once a day. I live in Canada so winter isn’t a season I can really ride in. I’m buying a zwift subscription and waiting for the kickr to come in. It’s an expensive first setup but I’m enjoying it all so far
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Fred
Thats just adhd
Dentist
I do this. Not at all ashamed. If you can afford to, why not? High end gear is so much nicer than beginner shit.
ATGNI
/mike
Poseur
Noob
Rich noob
„Jersey pros“
All the gear, no idea
Kook. ( we uses this in surfing)
All gear, no legs.
Fredentist.
In guitars, these are always referred to as “doctors and lawyers.” That demographic keeps the high end instrument business above water. The “I want the best of the best gear so that one day when I do actually practice, I will sound just like Jimmy Page” or whatever… that’s a HUGE part of that industry.
In bikes, in any wealthy suburb, Freds can’t complete a garage without hanging a Moots or a Madone on the wall, over that polished floor. 911 Convertible optional.
In football (soccer for the freedom country), it’s Full Kit Wankers. Granted, it’s more for people who are decked head to toe in perfect professional gear while being more capable of rolling than running, but could work here regardless.
“Gore-Whore”
(Not the *most* expensive, but it rhymes…)
Actually, we don’t
Poser, would be the word you’re looking for.
Gumby
they’re called Posers
but everyone moves out from that if they really like the hobby
Poser
My first bike was a revolt 2, not the best ever but much better than a $300 used bike off Facebook.
I ride it once a day. I live in Canada so winter isn’t a season I can really ride in. I’m buying a zwift subscription and waiting for the kickr to come in. It’s an expensive first setup but I’m enjoying it all so far
Cyclist.
Cyclists
“We need a slur….”
The fck we do. Give it a break.
007. 0 skills, 0 speed, 7 thousand dollar bike.