I hate your brake levers, stem, saddle angle, lack of foot retention (even with brakes), and chain tension.
jibbris on
Tbh I wouldn’t know where to start
Direct-Upstairs1908 on
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Keroshii on
I don’t want to look at it for much longer, I almost threw up just glancing at it
bright-crescent-1029 on
I can see a clown riding this out of a tiny car
MakeItTrizzle on
I don’t care if you have two brakes, riding fixed with no foot retention is stupid as fuck and makes me think you’re one of the people that wobbly rides along at 5 miles per hour and complains about toe overlap
ChillinDylan901 on
I hate the Chinese rims – but prefer the non-wavy version myself!
vinnybankroll on
Madagascar-ass bars
TR1771N on
You left your wheels in the microwave too long
prem1um- on
Gravelgoon commented, nice.
Gooodfudge on
Hipster garbage bike takes over Williamsburg.
mavmaxxxx on
why do you have handlebars made of popsicles? is your goal to find out how far you can go without gagging?
adduckfeet on
Hmm yes, allow me to buy the most expensive bike from the cheap shitty brand, then max out all my credit cards to pimp it tastelessly. For some reason.
Edit: you can’t skid and you dont ride enough to need that fender
Bullymongodoggo on
It looks like a clown threw up all the skittles they ate then at the tail end of the puking all the pepto bismo they drank splashed down the frame
Comprehensive_Gift97 on
looks like YOU did ur worst.
esadboy on
I’d rather have a retrospec
sactivities101 on
Did the rims melt in the sun?
Lus146 on
Aliexpress Zipp wheels and no foot retention? Colorful tape on bull horns, is this 2008? I think the most expensive part on this bike is the fender.
I don’t like being mean 🙁 I hope you have fun riding your bike ❤️
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I hate your brake levers, stem, saddle angle, lack of foot retention (even with brakes), and chain tension.
Tbh I wouldn’t know where to start
🍅
I don’t want to look at it for much longer, I almost threw up just glancing at it
I can see a clown riding this out of a tiny car
I don’t care if you have two brakes, riding fixed with no foot retention is stupid as fuck and makes me think you’re one of the people that wobbly rides along at 5 miles per hour and complains about toe overlap
I hate the Chinese rims – but prefer the non-wavy version myself!
Madagascar-ass bars
You left your wheels in the microwave too long
Gravelgoon commented, nice.
Hipster garbage bike takes over Williamsburg.
why do you have handlebars made of popsicles? is your goal to find out how far you can go without gagging?
Hmm yes, allow me to buy the most expensive bike from the cheap shitty brand, then max out all my credit cards to pimp it tastelessly. For some reason.
Edit: you can’t skid and you dont ride enough to need that fender
It looks like a clown threw up all the skittles they ate then at the tail end of the puking all the pepto bismo they drank splashed down the frame
looks like YOU did ur worst.
I’d rather have a retrospec
Did the rims melt in the sun?
Aliexpress Zipp wheels and no foot retention? Colorful tape on bull horns, is this 2008? I think the most expensive part on this bike is the fender.
I don’t like being mean 🙁 I hope you have fun riding your bike ❤️
I bet you uh um ride a bike
Colorway goes hard