Jeremy Vine Takes the Law into his Own HANDS!

Jeremy Vine is (perhaps unintentionally) my number one source of entertainment lately. So, fresh from his court victory over the evil Joey Barton who cruelly nicknamed Jeremy Vine ‘The Bike Nonce’, I have decided to put a little video together of Jeremy’s cycling escapades to celebrate the many minutes of entertainment he has given me on Twitter over the years!

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wow sh okay so I’ve been wanting to make a video about Jeremy Vine for a long time because uh I am a huge fan whoa now a lot of you especially my UK viewers will know who Jeremy Vine is cuz you’ll know him from TV he’s been on lots of different programs in the UK over the last 20 years and now he hosts his own show on Channel 5 the Jeremy Vine show where they discuss politics and uh current affairs in general and a lot of clips from that show go semi viral on Twitter because he has a lot of hot takes you know particularly during Co there was a lot of uh very funny clips of Jeremy sore throat headache C anyone vulnerable you know stay indoors look at my that’s a big red line there but what perhaps a lot of you are not so familiar with and the reason I love Jeremy Vine is for his uh for his Twitter account this guy no no no no no m Jesus wow no [Music] no who so Jeremy Vine has what I would describe as a running series on his Twitter account where he uploads videos that he that he films with a drone that hovers over his head as he Cycles around London uh and he films the altercations he has with drivers uh that sometimes get pretty aggressive and uh it is the most entertaining thing on the internet and I’ve got to be careful what I say in this video for two reasons one of which is that Jeremy Vine is a fan of mine a big fan he follows me on Twitter okay and uh I don’t want to ruin that but then again I mean who doesn’t follow me I’ve got four th000 followers now on Twitter it’s basically a religion at this point I could set up a mega [Applause] church but um I’m not going to do that the other reason is uh Jeremy Vine got to be careful what you say about him he’s quite litigious okay just ask Joey Barton the journalistic standards what was Joey thinking that’s not journalistic standards Joey calling Jeremy Viner Pike NS so to be clear there is to be no gratuitous name calling on the Daniel bowan show only love and appreciation for I’m not sure if intentional or not the comedic Genius of Jeremy Vine uh we’re going to get into some of his best bits and uh stay to the end cuz what inspired me to make this video is the last thing I’m going to show you it’s Jeremy reacting to the comments that he gets on Twitter it’s really [Music] good o Daniel Bolan this is a heavy hitter do you guys know who this is okay so here we have one of the first things I love about Jeremy Vines little altercation videos it’s the the editing the editing is Flawless look at that bad driving by the cabie so this is just one of the uh lighter videos to get us started here but that image there that camera angle this kind of thing from these videos I’ve been following him for a couple of years now Jeremy fine uh this was driving me me mad I was in my part of the world there is no technology available uh which allows you to film in 360° with a camera which doesn’t appear to be attached to me or the bicycle I I thought the only way this is possible is witchcraft or and this seemed even more farfetched he’s got a drone hovering above his head as he Cycles around London that is actually what he is doing uh not witchcraft the the Drone he’s cycling around London Jeremy Vine TV presents her Cycles around London with a drone hovering above his head which captures every minor infraction that any driver commits and then every time every opportunity he gets he goes and knocks on their Windows uh tells them how many points they’re going to get on the license sorry mate going to have to report you to the police oh is he is I and again I must stress I do not know how intentionally hilarious he is but he’s hilarious God I love his editing I mean honestly this has to be some kind of high irony you could not be making these videos with these random little uh edits that you’ll see that he puts in uh you can’t be doing it nobody is that much of a boomer I mean it’s uh he’s doing it on purpose he’s being playful with it I think no no no M Jesus wow bad drivers need warnings warning I may kill you you imagine these poor uh Working Class People in their Vans who yes from time to time they are a bit Reckless okay maybe there are fewer pedestrians than there might be because of this you know Reckless working class but they’re on their way to their horrible jobs imagine you are a plumber on your way to dislodge a massive turd and uh you get confronted by this TV presenter this millionaire TV presenter with his mirrors on his hands and the Drone floating above his head whoa whoa whoa you can’t do that just imagine the cocktail of Fury and impotence csing through the veins of these workingclass men as Jeremy Vine stands there with the protection of his little drone hovering above his head he stands there chastising them in the street they must want to you know do something about it I mean it’s just appalling the journalistic standards now a lot of you probably think that Jeremy Vine is a petty little man okay but uh what you must also know about Jeremy Vine is that he is merciful to the plebs when they show that they are worthy of his clemency this guy no no no no no [Music] see he let that peasant off the hook didn’t he um he had him bang to rights but uh he knows right he do here’s the thing with Jeremy Vine he doesn’t appreciate um um the the poor people breaking the rules just because they’ve got to get to their job on time and make money he’s got no time for that nonsense but um very much like pontious pilot he has a sense of uh what the crown once and he knows that uh and he enjoys I think uh the um The Obedience the submissiveness the obsequiousness of some of the uh plebs that he comes across and uh he will free barabus if uh you know he’s got his ear to the ground is what I’m saying [Music] so he’s caught some guy playing on his phone in traffic and uh he’s edited in there the little woman with the little GIF thing there which I love and he’s drawn a little outline to show that there is no escape from Jeremy Vine’s drone [Music] look at this guy doesn’t even see six points six points on your license my friend good boy yeah okay I mean to me this is absolutely crazy uh imagine uh feeling the need or feeling that you you can do this that you can approach somebody’s car knock on their window with your camera in hand with a drone flying above your head with your headlamp on like how [ __ ] creepy is that you looks like a sniper uh and then uh the guy winds the window down down he’s confronted with that image from hell and uh psychotic grin from the depths of Hades that’s six points on your license mate points six points on your license my friend good boy yeah okay boy I don’t have a license why are you why you don’t have a li you don’t have a license why not I don’t oh the edits they just they come out of nowhere that they blow you out of the water every time uh the guy says he doesn’t have a license Q African drums he doesn’t have a license you don’t have a license why not [Music] I see now D for diplomatic so uh he made the gag on the Fly there of defa diplomatic then wasn’t happy with that in the edit so wrote defa do what the hell you want I love Jeremy [Music] Vine oh so this uh video gets off to a much more cheerful uh Vibe now uh cycling around brenford with friends what could possibly go wrong got to be on my C whoa going to be on my C you be on my camera mate you be on my camera it was a close pass I’m really sorry I have to give it to the police I’m really sorry you get points for it yeah you can’t drive that close 20 Witnesses now I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again uh here on the Daniel bowan show we do not get into what is morally or legally uh correct there is nothing helpful uh here on the Daniel balling show do not come to me looking for guidance of any kind but I will say this um that I drive and I find these gaggles of cycling geese to be quite irritating the way they uh fly in formation down the road and I can’t get past them as they chitchat to one another about how Bloody tights the spandex [ __ ] clothes are right the balls screwed up into a tiny little uh Walnut but uh and I will say I don’t think this car put anyone’s life in danger right maybe according to the law he was too close but they were going slow all that said I love Jeremy Vines passive aggressive chasing the car down knocking on his window sorry mate nothing is out of my hands that’s points points on your license I’m afraid and then he [ __ ] me 20 Witnesses you [ __ ] [ __ ] I mean have a look have a look [Music] really anyway for me things really reached uh something of a climax a crescendo on uh on Jeremy Vine’s Twitter this week when he posted this video oh no no [ __ ] for God’s sake [Music] oh no no [Music] so that video wasn’t anything particularly out of the ordinary for Jeremy Vine but he followed it up with a video where he read all of the comments under that uh original video and this was this really was Jeremy Vine’s finest moment oh no no let’s have a look at some of the replies I reckon they’re going to be quite positive for God’s sake [Music] [ __ ] off on the path then you prick it’s been a couple of days since I uh first saw this video so uh it only gets better from there you are a self- entitled Little wazer Jeremy Vine trying to expose drivers when clearly you can see him trying to drive closer to the truck you got in front of him you [ __ ] the way he reads it as well you got in front of him you [ __ ] what an absolute [ __ ] I’d forgotten all of these why steer to the right girl are you network rail cuz you are getting publicly owned in the replies if Jeremy Vine took 10 minutes to read the replies he might realize he’s regarded as the UK’s biggest tosser cyclist voluntarily goes on tight Road quote look at this guy driving on the road WTF pity the van actually missed you they just get worse absolute sausage wait for the truck to pass you melt melt is a great insult I’d pay good money to see someone knock him off the stupid [ __ ] I don’t think I was on a stupid [ __ ] goty goty oh bad [ __ ] cyclist should be not on any Main Road logistics is greater than your incessant need to ride a push bike dressed like a nuns your incessant need to ride a push bike dressed like a nons now we don’t agree with that statement do we you have nothing better better to do with your time then cycle around and moan get a life pal cyclist only got himself to blame either go on the road or don’t bother tried to get rammed then winges about it can’t wait for the day he ends up under a lorry kill yourself [ __ ] wow we don’t uh condone that on the Daniel bowan show people like this should be executed the super victim is back again my kids don’t ran this much when they’re playing fortnite Jesus Christ either cycle and shush or get Uber everywhere you really are the biggest [ __ ] in history biggest [ __ ] in history credit to Jeremy for reading these out it’s h it’s very entertaining one pound from every driver in Britain and I’ll take one for the team count take one for the team count well that is someway to end the video Jeremy Vine’s echoing voice uh saying the word which we’re not allowed to say too much on YouTube okay they don’t like it um anyway uh I I think that’s all we’ve got time for today I hope you’ve enjoyed the video if you have let the Alm know by giving it a like subscribe to the channel if you haven’t already check out all my social media in the uh in the description under this video and uh if you want to get access to some exclusive videos check out my patreon which is also down there in the description I’ll see you in the next one prostitute blanch mother you were all thinking it I just said it out loud