EXPOSING Adam Hansen : Toxicity, Doping and Money

Adam Hansen went from cyclist loved for drinking beers in the middle of races and making 20 consecutive grand Tours as a cycling gladiator to another union leader hated by cycling fans, for whom the Australian has no respect. We analyze his controversies and expose his mistakes, such as his lax tolerance of doping or his ridiculous decisions for the “safety” of Tadej Pogacar or Jonas Vingegaard just before the start of the Tour de France 2024.

I could be telling you about the ridiculous four consecutive victories of the Slovenian aliens gregarios in the torto where Adam Yates and xah almea have improved their already hilarious power data and are threatening to take pogy and the son Duval team into outer space in the next Toto France but these four wins and doubles in a row for Dracula gianetti’s team have been caused largely by the stinking Swiss roote one based on stages with only one final pass and no descents to speak of so that there are no fatalities as in other Seasons now there are many people guilty of producing this swill that we fans have had to eat and perhaps the loudest voice of them all belongs to the president of the association of professional cyclists the union leader he stands out Mr Adam Hansen he’s always been a meme in himself after sharing a stable with dirty dopers like Patrick sinkovitz Michael Rogers Axel mer Serge gona George hppy Constantine sitsu or Michael Barry Hansen became popular among fans for achieving an absurd record of finishing 20 consecutive grand Tours spanning the 20111 Welter espania won by the white Kenyon with a Tue ahead of the dopa bison Cobo all the way to the 2018 Dro Italia also won by the white Kenyan with a sultry Disneyland is in finer exhibition his career running parallel to Chris FS was very different from the guy stricken by parasites in his body Hansen was content to occasionally win a few single stages but never in the toour of France but most of all he was loved by the fans because he didn’t hesitate to drink nasty warm beers in plastic cups handed to him by the more drunk fans on the Mountainside ditches Hansen didn’t hesitate to do so while fans recorded it all on their smartphones and screamed at the top of their voices while totally drunk and all the while he continued to ply his trade this gave him publicity and fame the same Fame that propelled him to become a union leader and succeed the doped Giani buo as president of the CPA in March 2023 since then he’s gone from being one of the most loved by the fans to one of the most hated and his latest interview in the Spanish newspaper REO doesn’t put him in a very good light at all now look because we want you to love us we’re going to give you another chance to win a van rle Bike by subscribing to our new celebrity Channel celeb’s highlights there for example you can see the most doped actors in the history of Cinema feel free to subscribe and leave a comment about the videos to participate you have all the necessary information in the pinned comment and now let’s get on with exposing Adam Hansen we won’t deny it Adam Hansen has done some things right only a few but they are worth mentioning because here at this channel we don’t hate anyone we just expose their actions in hilarious videos for you now one of the positives is extending the Absurd rule from the final 3 km to the final 5 km in flat stages stages which invariably involved climbers and Classics Riders watching the pelaton closely in the danger final kilometers only to lose time in the general classification through crashes or punctures another positive is the beginning of the end of the headphones that Lance and Johan made so fashionable in their doped tour to France 1999 now Hanson is only doing this for safety but nevertheless fans will applaud all measures that encourage a more natural less artificial spectacle with less weight and influence on the directors and more weight and influence on the Riders themselves on the Road excellent measures sponsored by Mr Hansen you see the problem is that everything else absolutely everything else runs against the fans he himself says so in the interview I don’t give a damn about the cycling fans I’m only in charge of ensuring the safety of the cyclists of course he doesn’t care about the fans now once upon a time when he had to be pedaling and receiving disgusting boiling logger beers and they asked for photos and you continued with the spectacle of the 20 grand Tours consecutively then you wanted to be close to the fans but now in a suit and tie Mr Hansen he’s not so keen on pandering to the wishes of the fans Hansen is not only a worker who gets promoted in the company and then becomes a real [ __ ] he also doesn’t hesitate to throw [ __ ] at his former boss at the CPA so you can imagine the character of this former nice guy first by emphasizing what an accomplishment it was to be president of the CPA while being Australian he makes a big deal out of it as if the oania giant is now a poor country with no resources and no history in professional cycling for Hansen his appointment to the top job of the association for professional cyclists is comparable to the triumphs of the everclean Greg lemond in the tour to France 30 years ago he said a break from the European establishment in World cycling now even if Mr Hansen’s grasp on dates is a little bit tenuous since Greg already won his first tour to France almost 40 years ago Hansen’s words are still ridiculous the APC CPA was created in 1999 just days before the doped pantani was caught in the jro Italia and who was its president then the Doper Franchesco MOS hilarious but even then comparing the Triumph of a gringo in a race that already had more than 70 years years of history with your achievement being appointed president of a union with 25 years of antiquity well it’s nothing short of ridiculous and then there were his words towards the dope buo former president of the Union Hansen it seems is a postmodernist and as such he bases his criticism of buono on the fact that he was not prepared for today’s Times the Italian dinosur sent letters and didn’t write on Twitter like Adam he wasn’t close to the Riders he said it must be that Mr Hansen has not seen the hundreds of photos of Mr buo surrounded by cyclists some of them being legendary dopers sanction for life now it’s good to be up to date we don’t deny it Lance now does podcasts but Mr Hansen why are you contradicting yourself in that interview in relo the Australian claims that he accepted the position of President because he felt a duty like maybe Spider-Man to the Children of America and he gave up a quiet life to be in the spotlight every day and do such a laborious and costly job and yet this job does not prevent him from wanting to run for reelection in 2027 as he himself insists at the end of the interview just what is it about power no matter how odious that nobody wants to leave it once they’ve tasted it now Hansen grows up when it comes to talking about his tweets and controversial decisions for instance there’s the popular Arenberg chicane at par rube without naming anyone but piecing together the clues that the goofy Hansen drops we can see that he mentions Maxim mfor the Australian’s teammate for almost 10 years at lotto and Telecom he must be the one who told him to slow down the entrance to arenburg Hansen thought about it and agreed he then spoke to one of the directors of the hair doping outfit who also knew of his epoa as a cyclist now it’s possibly Yen kirala but we can’t rule out Janny mman or Frederick vills whoever it was of the three he initially told Hansen that they agreed with M for’s proposal but then right after as the Australian bragged about this aberration of a chicane the Belgian director of the alperson team ghosted Hansen and never spoke to him again that is he didn’t dare tell him to his face what he thought that the chicane was garbage such is the frightening power of Hansen he scares the directors with his sensual blonde bad boy look o minutes later came the tweet from the Son and Grandson of dopers humiliating Hansen who then showed his anger at the Alpin sport director with bravado along the lines of I do this for the Riders and not for you dirty directors we don’t do this for the fans [ __ ] the fans it’s funny that this fool always mentions the fans as if we cycling fans from long before Hansen’s time as a pro are happy about crashes we know they’re part of cycling Adam we know you couldn’t stop Gino Ma’s death death we’re not going to blame you for that we wouldn’t try we never rejoice in misfortunes that injure or sideline stars like yonas fero or even the most humble final place last man in the worst Small Town race on the planet that should be clear to you in the face of V’s humiliation Hansen was quick to mention that he called him to explain everything can you imagine the grandson picking up his cell phone thinking he was talking to Stefan Chini or the caddy from his golf games and it’s Adam Hansen calling the Dutchman quickly dismissed him by telling him to see that if he can do anything else other than the ridiculous chicane next year but Hansen remains proud that he reached an agreement with the most important rider in the classics today the one who really interested him the most he didn’t realize that Von deul has laughed in his face twice but since Hanson is not very enlightened he still brags in the interview about having cut out the stelvio stage from the jro Italia and in the face of pressure from the organization an organization which at the same time was pressured by the fans oh those evil fans the great great enemies of cycling according to Adam he took a vote on whether or not to go out in adverse weather conditions and according to him 100% of the cyclists backed his idea it must be that he didn’t see the numerous interviews with pogy the leader of the race the main star of the Italian show and the reason why why so many people had moved to the dolomites people that as you know Hansen absolutely does not care about not like in his days as a be a swelling cyclist now in those interviews Tad insisted again and again that he could participate perfectly well he had no problem cycling in those conditions it seems that Hansen was either completely unaware that the leading cyclist the world number one was against him or he’s calling him a lying Pig Hansen seems that when snowflakes are falling or the temperatures are 2° below zero it’s all too dangerous and he insists that in the next meeting he has with the UCI of selfi laao he’ll be happy to think can establish a minimum temperature and specific weather conditions so that Riders cannot participate that’s his next goal can you be more pitiful well yes Yes actually he can the guy who was quickly silenced by time and aran’s father when he went on Twitter to say that they should show images of cyclist crashes is proud that in the Basque Country the 2024 race that has shaped this season well the dangerous curve was signposted on the road obvious of course but what about all those rocks that we could see near the mechanical wreckage of the bikes of Steph crass and focus in aapol and our beloved Danish anvy it’s obvious that safe cycling an organization other than the uci’s safe r that Hansen works with but they’d already told organizer Javier araso in January 4 months before the race that The oeta Descent had to be removed it had to be deleted because of its danger but Hansen is Happy enough that the road was signposted that’s how much he cares about the safety of the cyclists that a rider died on a descent in Switzerland let’s remove all the descents that the biggest stars fall on a very dangerous descent let’s signpost the Benz just when you thought you couldn’t say more stupid things in such a short time hansome went on the journalist Daniel Arias asked him about the implementation of yellow cards in cycling that if you add up to six yellow cards you can get sanctioned for 30 days and although Hansen signed the document in which these cards were implemented he seemed to be not very familiar with how they work since Arias gave him the example of the gr ofan yakobson case and for Hansen when a guy almost sends another one to the Grave it’s punishable by a yellow card and this from the guy who claims that no one has done more for cyclists and their safety than him Hansen you’re a disgrace and also when you were asked about your biggest mistake since being the president of the union he doesn’t mention any of this nonsense but rather he’s sorry for having trusted that alerson sport director who betrayed him which led to everyone’s mockery with the Vanderpool Tweet now h doesn’t care about doping he cares about not having the financial resources to help cyclists who test positive to hire lawyers who can then search through the nucks and crannies of the law so that then some judge of zero intelligence can absolve UCI sanctioned rers like IBI Salas Hansen would love to be able to pay for lawyers for aeti deoko Lopez but he’s not interested in the fight against doping and he’s not concerned that there are products that could endanger the health and safety of the cist he’s more concerned with temperatures with cameras that don’t record cyclist after crashes or putting chicanes in the middle of the roads and most of all he wants the fans to be quiet and to be happy with what they’re given he wants them to swallow everything and continue to spend lots of money on bikes and subscriptions to gcn Hansen is worried about the rain but he’s not worried about cyclist going to Saudi Arabia to earn huge amounts of money with sandstorms blowing in the faces that’s where Mr Hansen doesn’t have the balls to stand up to the shakes who put up the dough with Dinosaurs like Veni or Bono yes but to those who really run the show those he dare not criticize L they cut off the tap or you get kicked out of your post or they take away the money earned by sitting in your chair and scratching your backside for hours on end or they might even take away the prominence that you’re enjoying a prominence that you never had in your cycling days on these subjects Mr Hansen is strangely quiet