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Day 2 and 3 of the Tiny Bike Tour 2 and it did not start the smoothest but after a bit of spannering we started to make some real ground
We are doing a 1000 mile loop of the South Coast on 54 year old 2 stroke mopeds. Moped touring is a real challenge but definitely worth it as you get to absorb the views at 30 mph.
The bikes we chose for this adventure were a 1970 Puch Maxi and a 1970 BSA Ariel 3.
Motocamping at it’s finest. Along the way we will be wild camping as much as possible as well as making the most of strangers hospitality.
This is all to raise some funds for Combat Stress which is a veterans mental health charity so please consider donating.
Music as always by @martinnewnham
#puchmaxi #mopedtouring #moped #bsa #motocamping
it’s halfast 5 and apparently someone come in in the middle of the night and kick the [ __ ] out of me cuz I said my body FS as you can see I’m handsome bug first sing in the morning I don’t think he’s any better morning what is it what is it you say morning mongrels yeah I don’t morning mongrels it a bit weird waking up to you licking you off my forehead this morning Lee but apart from that I [Music] oh you sure you’re all right I know you woke up at the bottom of the tent yeah I did as well I had to pick myself up about three times last night cuz I was sliding out the bottom of the tent yeah but that’s what happens when you sleep in Hill morning Grizzly uh morning it’s rained all night it stops at 5:00 this morning yeah which is good I haven’t at all it’s always got to be positive for in the morning though anyway I’m going to get up going to a blo brush me teeth wash me nuts get eating get on the go we’re driving 300 miles today you’re right I thought you just about to have Asma attack so 300 mil we’re going to crack them out today AR we Ro It Forward make up for last time yesterday this is why we do it combat stress veterans went [Music] elf so just you’ve got an electric start yeah yeah and what are we doing right now Dave pushing it I’m going where to push though [Music] let’s see if I can wipe out going down this very bumpy track on the road again stop at the bottom I just got to put my phone in my coat pocket and not the rear pocket in my jeans cuz that’s asking for trouble yeah stop at the bottom Le cuz you know how easy it is to get Wendy started well I’ll tell you what you carry on going I know I’ve got to follow you I know where you’re going I’ll just quickly do my swap around and then I’ll be on you this is why nobody likes you and please stop [ __ ] propositioning me I’ll be h [Music] yeah come on oh yes there’s that four strokey that’s why that will clear itself out hear it we’re doing this [ __ ] y a lot today make up we l yesterday look at this mate if it stays like this and a couple of hours riding loving life right it’ be good his showers scattered all around the country I think if we can if it just look if they play it right with us the god days hopefully it’ll just we’ll miss them all and we can just find the a I still I’m still riding the BSA aial 3 on a bumpy road on the limit of comfort that it can offer me but it’s been a good start to the day there’s a warm feeling that these little BS are buzzing along like they are as M regardless of how uncomfortable they are and you’re back on the road again after the toy yesterday what’s that wheel look like is not shaking his head the show not at all that’s cool there is a SL button to the room I know that have your sex [Music] they sat together in the park as the evening Sky grew dark she look at him so about how far did you say 20 mile would it yeah about 20 M into the day things going really smooth we’re making good time unfortunately Schmidt re it ugly head again yes new bearings on there and he starting to get a bit of play just hoping it is a little bit of adjustment rather than what happened yesterday we’re guessing it is down to the enormous amount of weight it’s carrying where it ain’t normally used to it um this can’t be buggering up this trip so we’ll see how today goes and we got decisions to make the Trip’s getting finished don’t worry about that [ __ ] but whether or not it’s on Schmid is another thing old Dave is living the dreamlet bannering again I say it over and over and over again the kindness of strangers on this trip you must bear in mind we look bad I mean I look bad the bikes are rusty old you know what we’re disheveled blah blah blah blah a lady’s just walked from her house to the road cuz she passed us to make us a cup of coffee complete stranger didn’t know what we were doing or anything like that just saw a couple of BLS broken down at the road coffee people are brilliant people are brilliant so we’re about 20 minutes into cleaning all the ball bearings Paul’s put the new iners in and all this sort of stuff Dave’s instructing him every step of the way I think he needs it um now it could be I’m optimistic it will be possibly a permanent solve pool possibly so I think we’ve just had to go over everything we’ve got here and get rid of all the cheap and nasty and try and build a good bearing out the stuff that we had but if not I don’t care what he says I’m getting on beding eBay and I’m going to get him the dirtiest cheapest 50 cc bike made out of II him that I can just to watch him suffer Top Gear Challenge is it we don’t suffer we have to ride the dodgy bike which seems a weird thing to say considering you’re on Wendy I’m on dodgy bike yeah well the Vietnam tour Honda Chell Honda Chell okay it did have distasteful paint work it was a Honda CH yeah it it was a Honda you knew it was going to make it yeah but these pooches are austrians and you know to be fair yes I mean they’ve been proven to work the world over I think we’ve just got an anomaly here bearing in mind that bike we T we got hold of within the space of a couple of months it’s gone from being ready for the scrap Heap to being on the road expected to do 1,000 miles at the moment Schmid is currently sitting in the third of my most hated austrians you got Hitler Joseph Fritz all and then oh Schmid don’t listen don’t listen to me so it’s about an hour later Paul has worked some magic I saved the day with a spanner I didn’t know I had um we’re going to go get a bite to weat on a scale of one to 10 how confident do you think you are that that will be the end of that problem two yeah really but on a scale of 1 to 10 on how confident we’re going to do this 10 oh yeah we are we defin two that that’s going to survive at 10 I think we need to just put shout out if anyone’s got a pooch Maxi rear wheel in the what direction we going in that way that way in that way Direction um send us a message and we’ll meet I think that’s what it I think we got well I’ll put that on Facebook cuz this video will be going up when we finished so that shout out was for nothing got married yesterday and just offered us pair of herberts a bottle of famous grass thank you very much sir no problem what’s your name Ben Ben and your good lady uh Leone Leone congratulations Ben and Leone kindness of people never ever ceases to amaze me we are in the friendliest Pub in the friendliest ever come across in the friendliest town the white line in broadwindsor it’s been epic a gentleman has come down to Save Our Ass Hugo and he’s absolutely failed didn’t even get close in helping us oh these people are absolutely brilliant they’ve whip round in the pub and bought some money out offered us drinks all sorts of stuff Hugo’s been phoning everyone everyone and anyone and anyone and uh we’re coming up thank you no worries thank you well we got we’ve got we’ve got to have a victory first we got win we haven’t we we’ll get there we’ll get there and Wendy what’s your name mate Stu Wendy and Stu and the pub landlord the pub landlord Clive Clive awesome and the hero you go not yet she got lovely hair though Sho po we’re let you know if anything happens well you’re going to see it you’re watching me video come back thought was bleeding lunch and all the happiest place on Earth white lion broad wind thank you what was your name krie [Laughter] kri yeah that’s ready this place is [Applause] nuts um one of the locals has said that we can stay the night hold my hand Lee hold my hand please so all in all today has been a complete an utter wash out 20 M we managed to ride well 20 M and a half and then we had to roll half mile back to get to the 20 mile Mark cuz that thing is deaded absolutely deaded on the back wheel so luckily Facebook Marketplace has given us that thing for next to nothing slinging that wheel on that this bastard’s back on back on back on brilliant stuff hug Hugo you may remember him from the willb was that the show WB willough willes no did I haven’t got a television I talking oh okay I’ll show you a little bit oh you do know don’t you no I don’t okay I really don’t he’s putting us up for the night and I’m not scared at all yeah he doesn’t even seen his lodic yet but if you saw how much it was raining half an hour ago you’d be better to be indoors than Outdoors Absol lutely in the friendliest Village in the world yeah we’ve ever come across yes nuts I’ll give you a rundown later after we crack the whiskey mate I love your place this is awesome it is right the end of a testing day eventful eventful day eventful it wasn’t testing cuz we knew what we were going to expect but it was eventful but I’ve got a new motorbike don’t tell the wife and we have met some of the best people ever and this bloke who has invited us back well not one of the best people the other bloke he invited us back to the picked up a new um a new uh what did you pick up lee oh that was it Maxi um so we’ve got a he said could you just shove some stuff over in his unit so we can fit it in I’ll right okay you want me to tell him right okay you’re a c I hope he treads on Lego so yeah we are in the ultimate man cave got an awesome Pooch got a [ __ ] fire that is hotter than the sun sitting here drinking whiskey talking [ __ ] I don’t think you want to see it so I’ll probably see you in the morning morning mongrels well start of day three but officially the start of day one cuz we weren’t me to start till Monday um what gorgeous way to wake up slept inside the lovely well you see where we slept last night Hospitality of people brought into a man cave yeah that’s what I thought brilliant um slept reasonably well just about to ablute and have who’s bath get packed up and then obviously get on the road again there he is look sleep all right yeah you see see how well prepared he is sleeping bag you right [Music] [Music] all packed up I was obviously the first one to finish these bastards just don’t know what’s what’s going on Hugo absolute legend for letting us stand in the man cave last night the people of broad Windsor I’ve never seen anything like it they’re all a little bit mental in the best possible way if you can let them all know I’ll pass on your condolences and I pass on mine for the [ __ ] thing he left in your G CLE you all up mate and this is a farm it’s coming in [ __ ] yeah let’s let’s compliment the landlord before we’re on our way right until tomorrow we will just keep moving [Music] on that’s I in another lifetime one of toil and blood when Blackness was a virtue Rob was full of M here do red B this as it comes past right so for the camera now that we stop [ __ ] about me [ __ ] jacket keeps coming undone and pretend are falling off what a start of the day you may not notice the camera I’ll put a little clip in here if it survived my drone’s just been submerged because Dave the bastard thought we’d head but it we’re leaving the happiest Village in the world we’ve had a good night’s sleep and so far everything’s gone not according to planing with Le and his medor at least Jesus white lion absolute Legends of people absolute Legends of people they put us up and looked after us not put us up but um and the food was Bloody lovely and the food was Bloody lovely was it down there or up there uh that yeah I can’t remember yesterday was a blur for me mate that way was it yeah he said left didn’t he there we go yeah me set ain’t working NE be [ __ ] drunk but the bikes are how’s yours feeling Paul oh dear how’s your bike feeling feeling by m i don’t want to talk about it I’d rather just ride and if the ber left very back two two wheels I had to p a pedal up already check him out oh gas go fast oh no oh am I leing you no you’re not I’m right here your little legs go you’re like an excited todler on his birthday a so we are on the road again we are looking forward to a glorious day against my under our belt I’m not going to mention that Wendy has developed a fuel link or anything like that we’re just happy happy as can be yes I’m going to enjoy this scenery for a bit you may see a bit you might not I’m turning you off come she said I’ll give you shelter from Storm [Music] and if I pass this way again you can rest assur I’ll always do my best for that I give my word in a world of Ste death so just dropped PR muching up your morning it is man I’m cramping up just stopped off for a quick dong out just topped off for a bite to weat and um yeah sock some shizel out we’ve already beat yesterday’s mileage some fellow biker he wanted to be known as just dropped another 20 gr into the kitty so I’ll be putting that on as soon as possible yes Happy Days Fed coffeed Up and I’ve just had a dong out so it’s all [Music] good another word was spoke between us there was little risk involved everything up to that point been left unresolved try imagining a place where it’s always safe right where are we going to this [ __ ] roundabout Junction three oh right yeah straight over go go [Music] go right I hope this ain’t taking us on the [ __ ] mway oh don’t say that no it is taking us on the [ __ ] Motorway right just go round and around around back I’m just going to go straight down oh okay we’ll pull over and reoo C Moto we’ said we don’t want motor mate wa this is what I [ __ ] hate about Cali [Music] Moto how many wa go down there go down there see if there’s a lab on how many times is it done it yeah I know it’s [ __ ] ridiculous is it oh can you imagine just accidentally Turing on the M5 this oh [ __ ] me no the worst thing about it is some people follow their satav and take it as gospel and find themselves in all sorts of place there could over right let’s pull over here I mean at the end of the day we know we’re going to exitus so we could just there’s got to be a back road to exitor I don’t believe no there is 100% there is they wouldn’t have wiped out all roads since since they built the motorway right get rid of all the other RADS we don’t need those [Music] anymore what a wanker I brilliant and another wer hey go on d da Dave pulling over pulling over yeah what huh 15 mil 15 15 5 Z yeah right Tom is give or take I don’t care 50 m in for the day just about to put our first fuel in Paul how you loving this trip yes I you’re a [ __ ] what was that bit like on the pooch be honest it was bliing awesome just just just a snaking Road a kep her pinned said goodbye to you and I just went and just flowed all the way it was brilliant the thing is he used to race oh yeah cuz that’s completely transferable to a pooch right you used to race and you’re still excited about riding a skipped bike through country lanes life at 30 it’s funny it’s funny yes Dave’s all in shock no no how wi man phel following you round Scotland how rude is he I’ve been carrying that [ __ ] he’s never he’s never passed me apart from when he’s had a problem anyway it has been absolutely awesome what I would say anyone looking at this for some sort of ideas for adventure get it bleeding done you can pick up a cheap and nasty ped it’s going to cost you a little bit not the Earth do these sort of things and you still got the pet to flog would you recommend small bikes Big Adventures shout out small bikes Big Adventures even with the Perils of and the frustrations of that rear wheel on the pooch this has been such a laugh and then you just have a look let’s do a [Music] flyby I’m a cinematic God I was burned out from exhaustion buried in the hell I’m poisoned in the bushes and blown out on the trail hunted like a crocodile ravaged in the cor come she said up sh [Music] first just pulled up waiting for a pull some Mammoth Mammoth climbs here in dmore I’m not sure if you can see I think that’s great Mist I’m not entirely sure hator sorry um yeah stunning part of the world quite hilly lovely rid in much like the New Forest gorgeous we’ve got to keep going out to find Dave some um what you call it petrol it’s stunning lovely riding what a difference the day makes we’re about 60 m in and I don’t know what the time is 11:00 so bit of lunch soon then we got going to keep cracking on this 200 m a day could well be achievable and I believe Paul’s just turned back up yeah a he pedaling is not an easy task I’ll have Push it’s a killer I’m too fat for this [ __ ] but look at it it’s awesome absolutely amazing say when Ando it’s like something out of Lord of the Rings that’s no what I speak about Dave oh my God black cow head black cow head right oh [ __ ] buz past it stop being a [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] you um sorry as we go around here respecting Wildlife I don’t like house um yeah quick shout out rebr sigh real brand whole brand something like that something all BR this area type name um yeah in your part of the woods mate good to see you come out to meet us you bastard lovely part of the world though look at him absolutely stunning I’m not sure if you can hear Paul on his microphone H yeah I might be able to I am here just looking around absolutely gorgeous it is a bit a it yeah yeah endless endless I’m surprised we’re actually here on the bikes now because I didn’t think they were going to make it another Hill they had being rather Savage the hills have been blowing out my own more than usual more than usual look at that oh people just get a moped and go touring so we’ve just stopped off for lunch lovely lunch I’ve got to say about these two I don’t like say it in front of them but they’re all right you know for the first couple of days me and Paul did think we were being haunted and then we actually realized Dave was with us it’s been despite the first couple of days a really enjoyable trip again anyone think they’re doing this sort of Adventure bleeding do it if you’re enjoying these videos please remember combat stress do a challenge every year for him you’ll get to see me swear sweat and be in general discomfort what is not to like share share share tweet it out people on Twitter [ __ ] or whatever it’s pleas old X ain’t about me gaining subs or anything like that the more people that watch it the more people stand a chance of donating Point them to the Facebook group which is down in the link along with the compact stress charity you probably can’t hear me because the wind is blowing the hulie there you go met a couple of tosses in a carriage what are you riding boys got a GSR and CV it 600 600 and I think this young man is well and truly up for a tiny bike Adventure 100% what’s your name s back uh Dean Dean Alie be on a channel called step away from the screens I’m kind of a big deal come on come on yes one two thank you uh I think I find I’ve overtaken by one yeah I have it’s for charity thank you don’t do it don’t do it oh you took it out [Music] out and we be in Plymouth pouth it’s getting closer I can taste Land End maybe not tonight but I can tight BL suddenly I turned around as she was standing there with silver bracelets on her wrist some flowers in her hair she walked up to me so gracefully took my crown of THS come in she said I’ll give you show [Music] stor now there’s a wall between us something there has been lost I took too much for granted I got my signals crossed just to think that it All Began on a for more come she said I’ll give you Shelter From A [Music] stor the deputy walks on hard nails and the preacher rides M but nothing really matters much it’s do alone that counts the one night Undertaker it blows a [Music] futile well we have been going great guns today we’re 120 m in so far we’ve still got about 3 hours of light Dave’s getting a bit knackered so we might be looking for somewhere in the next hour or so but what it does mean is these bikes are able to do the challenge so what we’re looking at doing is taking a slightly different approach over the stops and fill ups over the next couple of days we’re basically going to fill up we going to run until run until the tank is empty I’ll get about 7 miles out of my tank so we might stop even every 50 Mi eat sling food down our head straight back on the go again that means four stops through the day giving us 200 m today we are going to have to probably finish Saturday stroke Sunday unless we can really pull it out the bag and putting some Monumental 250 days in I’ll be honest with you I think that might be a little bit too much who’s to say we ain’t going to try it but as it stands with the utter dross that we had the first two days I am so much happier the bike is running as well as it can do with the clutch sticking I’m still having to do racing starts and the big issue with that is much like Brian Harvey I’ve run myself over not once but twice when you’re pushing it and the wheels are by your feet it happens # Brian Harvey run himself over um solar panels charging me klet seems to be working and corbert is keeping everything running Ain had a lot to do today shut up I told you you speak when you spoken to you got one job keep keep F running been I was made up today me cousin came out to see me he um he the F he’s the broken at first tiny B to to come out and see me and when I was a Nipper he was all best for mad and I always wanted to go out for a ride with him and I had to wait 40 years to do it so happy days so Andy Rebecca thank you very much we’re going to get back on the road again the last few miles not few last uh I don’t know 20 miles or so loads of hills have blown me near a bit but but it’s nothing a bit of ibuprofen won’t sort out but the views are stunning this part of the world we just by past list guard at the moment it is as beautiful as Lucy Rose donland but is very beautiful not as beautiful as my wife but there we go catch you on the flip side Mo f [Music] Dave is leaving us you remember he left his oven on are you all right mate yeah I’ll make it home sure you got me number have you or you got me on Whatsapp whatever yeah I got you on no let me know get there yeah being an utter bleeding Diamond this blog when always a pleasure with your G Liv yeah get some food down your head get some kick well three become two the just eat boys are on the [Music] go rain’s here so uh time’s now about4 to 9 we’ve snuck into a field put our bikes on the TP up just shy of King Harry’s Ferry where we’re going to get down to nice and early catch that be on our way get as many miles under the uh belt as we can there a couple of houses around here so we’re trying to be very stealth likee know me Whispering PA’s all excited like a little school child looking we get some noodles on the go oh no pasties we’ll get some pasties on the go my cousin St uh Andy Legend thank you very much for the passes Dave safe trip home mate oh here’s our abod for night you can see bendy Wendy behind me Paul’s cuddling up with what’s his [ __ ] name I forgotten his name who your bike oh um Joseph fritzel the evil bleeding Austrian what’s his name I don’t know how come You’ just made me forget his name how have I made you forget his name I knew it name until you said what’s his name oh have you seen what I’ve had to put up with um yeah what is his name no ST what what is it no FR no he isn’t it’s written on him Schmid Schmid Schmid Schmid the bastard Pooch anyway it’s already getting late we’ve got to be up early so I’m going to start charging some [ __ ] um and maybe have a cup of coffee or not I’ll just have a drink of water and go to bed so you probably won’t see anything till the morning just you know we made it to justu Kings fery so we’ll easily make it to L end tomorrow hopefully and then we’re going to make our way back back up to the proper South the southeast uh looking forward to it made some good miles today pulled down really well Dave done Dave’s not well just so you know um I’m not going to too much detail but yeah had the Jack so good on you Dave good for giving it a go um yeah sorry to see a GU but ain’t PA said you’re a [ __ ] prick
22 Comments
Brilliant tour this one, love it. Hope Dave makes a full recovery, what a legend and I think Bert not Bert Paul comes out on a few over nighters, yes top class and funny as.
Another great video, music is shit, but Ace of Spades wouldn’t quite suit the style of video.
Gandalf Dave, what a top bloke, please keep us updated about him getting home safe and sound 🤙🏻
You doing so well great banter great video
Quality
🖕🏼FU BIG BLACK 🐮 in the road 🤣
Schmitt mit und mit.
This is great coverage of another great event.
Why could I hear snoring for quite a lot of the video? 😁
#brianharveyrunhimselfover
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Isle of Wight underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find their scooters….maybe you can hire The OAP-Team.
Lee's a 'kin' legend – please get those shekels in for cause above.
Ok, now I have to set my alarm to the time the next episode drops. Nobby, I count hours by Beer.
So it should be about 10x Beer's worth of waiting. 😅😅😅
Really enjoyed these videos. Your brave lads. A mate and I had Raleigh Runabouts together,I just missed the 16 year old law , by 3 months. Most of my mates had bikes up to 250cc. But we covered many miles on our Runabouts great fun. 12 o’clock on my 17th birthday I went out on my Honda 175. Wow what a bike. Then had British bikes, but always had a Honda c100 as a emergency bike.
These adventures of yours don't disappoint and this one is great from the of. It is worth every mile for the cause. Kind regards Si ✊😎.
Well done dave….. loving the series so far.. ride safe lads
6:00 Cottage on the left. In 1896 that's where Harry Wiggenbottom invented the world's first fully adjustable ball scratcher. Unfortunately, he came to an untimely end when he forgot to earth his electrically powered prototype. >>> Goes stealth wearing a bright orange Just Eat jacket. <<< David has returned home to regenerate into a new body just like Dr Who.
Cracking video lads 👍 great to see how kind and generous people are🙏 good luck and keep going wit yed down 👌👍 Dave is a star 🌟
Enjoying the mini series mate 👍 FairPlay to you all!!
Its easy to tour on a modern big bike but 50cc mopeds like these are a motoring challenge not just because of their size and lack of power but you want to avoid main roads so navigation has to be a bit old school as satnavs don't like avoiding main roads
Dude… can you still ride a 50cc without L plates on a car licence? I'm sure that's been taken off my car licence 🤷🏼♂️
Enjoying this part 2… Making me laugh
Nobby I think I might know the problem, if your puch maxi has so many bearing problems. is your mechanic a vegan? Because vegans can't fix a sandwich let alone a bike and a BSA Ariel is a man's MOPED😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂absolutely no offense meant to your mechanic.
Dwayne
Absolutely belting m8 😂
Great times👍🏻
How the feck was I supposed to know you were up on the moor? I only realised after you'd been through because the sheep were as nervous as all hell
Great going guys, despite the problems with the Puch you have kept going, had fun and entertained us and met some wonderful people along the way,
Im getting back pain just watching you ride that thing😆👍🏻