Bjarne Riis Tried To Warn Vingegaard..

Bjarne Riis is one of the biggest dopers in cycling history. Thanks to the help of Dr. Luigi Cecchini and his personal doping with EPO, he defeated Miguel Induráin and Jan Ullrich in the Tour de France, and as a director he managed to get monsters like Birillo to win the Giro d’Italia as well. Now retired, he tries to warn Jonas Vingegaard about his duel against Tadej Pogacar in the Tour de France 2024. The Dane, always a Dane, is going to have a hard time if he doesn’t follow the advice of our friend from the channel…

it’s hard to feel anything less than pure admiration for by ree despite confessing to his own doping on his Victorious 1996 tour to France win he remains the official winner of that tour despite having been the director of a monstrous cyclist like burillo doped and caught in operation putto he remains the director who won the 2006 jod Italia despite the fact that the Doper and inside Ricardo Rico accused the entire Reese Squad of winning the 2008 tour to France totally doped a bald Danish friend always Danish Remains the director who won the 2008 tour to France a bestselling author of his own autobiography where he lies through his teeth but he also brings us hilarious and amusing passages about his love and personal life but above all bana is a friend a friend of the channel and he remains so even though he has retired from professional cycling in 2023 to devote himself to the business he got to know with his friend Classico man Luigi recharging electric motors after having resurrected a Walking Corpse as the dimension droger team was and having made jakomo nit solo Italian and European champion in a historic season the medi South African and British owners of the team wanted to eliminate all traces of bana from the team and did so in a totally unfair way the consequences were clear just five victories followed by The Disappearance of the team a team that has now returned to the Continental category becoming a meme team with meme Riders but they were not the only ones who treated this legendary doped Rider who brought us so many funny moments in the sport as an outright stinker at the start of the tour to France 2022 in his native Denmark is compatriots Hypocrites to the max ignored him and did not pay him any tribute nor did any of the current writers in the pelaton want to even look at him perhaps if there had been that cyclist whom he managed and whom Dr Luigi Chini treated like a grandson he might have been lucky but unfortunately our bald friend had to suffer and he suffered a lot nevertheless at his Farewell to cycling in December 2023 the Unfaithful alpha male of the pelaton left some very nice words for his follower and pupil who surpassed the master our beloved Danish anvy bana said I still follow cycling probably too much if you ask my second wife and if you look at the visma team they are extremely talented yonas Vore couldn’t believe it in those very moments the man he went to see while still inside his mother’s womb the man he saw step off the plane as a scrawny T fron Champion with his first wife was mentioning him in his farewell letter to professional cycling however Reese also wanted to leave us with a few words so that we his great friends could say goodbye with tears and laughter at the same time he continued visma leaves nothing to chance they do everything possible to achieve marginal gains that can give them a competitive Advantage how great bana how great you are you say nothing then you say everything it’s absolutely endearing possibly the best farewell of all time but still even if he is no longer part of the world and has retired from the roads he remains a leader that millions of Danes listen to and that is why he wanted to warn his disciple yonas ahead of the most important race of the season if not the only one that matters on the cold and at the same time beautiful Jutland peninsula the journalists know what Bor is like they know that at some point he will Le some pearl of wisdom like the one about how he is strong because instead of getting high like Yan olich he was satisfied with just cheating on his first wife with a handball player and so the medor approach him they want to enjoy his wisdom and now that the only race that matters on the cold and at the same time beautiful peninsula of Jutland is approaching they wanted to know what he thinks about the chances of his beloved aney in trying to conquer his third consecutive to of France and gain his third consecutive yellow Jersey and Reese’s words have been very clear nothing less than a harsh warning our bald friend doesn’t like the fact that yonas is training so much in the Alps this month he’s never liked it in fact he feels that vagor is training like his son yesper like he’s doing a triathlon and that for an Iron Man expert like good old bana that is too much effort that he will pay for in the tour to France the guy who wasn’t able to finish in the top 100 of a grand tour before he mutated upon learning about EPO in 1993 believes that rabber bank should prioritize other aspects of the anvy preparation and get him to the start line in fenza as fresh as a daisy perhaps now the Dutch team managers would be better becoming fish cleaners leaving their leader at an optimal level for the first stage of the to of France the wise and Brilliant shiny pained Dane believes that ideally vagor should arrive at the start line with 95% of his strength and capacity increasing to 98% in the second week and reaching 100% for the final days those final days where the anvy will Ascend the mythical Isa 2000 where byana presented himself to the world with that dirty bib number 168 however according to Reese the anch of his Improvement may come too late and that final recharge may not work as it deserves in fact he has gone so far as to tell BT media how much time will yonas lose to pogy in the first week this is what has the rabber bank team nervous they know how quickly the alien is going to try to burst the anvy wise words bana wise words Rees is well aware of what’s going on in the rubber Bank team the Dutch team has always treated the Danes excellently with preparations in Italy where some of its most doped Riders have even slept in the house of Dr Luigi Chini this doctor beside being the father of one of the closest friends of the son of the doped pigeon pieater has also been the most important figure in Bor Rei’s career it’s thanks to Don Luigi that the bald man was able to win at toour to France it’s thanks to Don Luigi that tugboat was able to Win Li it’s thanks to Don Luigi that L Armstrong came back to cycling when he saw sastre WI a tour to France now thanks to Don Luigi’s wisdom will yonas be able to recover for the 2024 to to France we know that the stories of miraculous recoveries Dazzle the fans and we know that Reese Although our dear dear friend is a comp impulsive liar like in that comic movie from the times when the bald man was the king of the world bana might not have quit cycling altogether it could still be giving advice it could be that these words are a warning towards the anvy a kind of advice from the Wise Wise bana saying yonas if you want I can lend you my help you’ll thank me for it after your classic festivities at the Town Hall in your village I’m sure if you own listens to him he will win the Tour to France bana is our friend for a reason