How Pogacar will Destroy Vingegaard with 100% Clean Method

Tadej Pogacar is clear on his main goal for the season. To defeat Jonas Vingegaard at the Tour de France 2024 and regain the yellow jersey that was taken away from him by the Dane, always a Dane, in the last two years. To do this, he will carry out the most important Stealth preparation in recent years in Isola 2000, and I assure you that it will be 100% clean.

focus in aaol is preparing as never before in the hypoxic rooms of the Sierra Nevada to increase his already increased red blood cell counts sleeping in his own house next to the Hyperbaric Chamber Hotel of the DOA colev our beloved Danish Anvi is already right now in Tino with his rabber bank teammates preparing away from the media Spotlight and the W of vampires but always close to his beloved fans who were looking forward to seeing his Rivals slapped around the face with a wet fresh sweaty fish Primos rogl is stalking his hotel fridges with cans of Red Bull as well as a cupboard full of recurring old favorite Ketone gels but all these Riders have one thing in common they are scared of a monster that has absolutely consumed all his rivals in 4 months of a season which is shaping up to be historic and by ing any strange situations or freak injuries it will end with the first jro dialer and tour to France double since 1998 when a guy who enjoyed doing streaks over disco toilets showed the world that suitably doped up you could emerge Victorious from any Serious injury why do we say this because if it wasn’t enough that pogy won the gerod Italia by slowing down and wasting no energy just as his director Moonlight Marchin said the disciple of Dracula gianetti is about to perform the most Innovative raar and brutal preparation in cycling history to not only conquer the tour to France but also fight for the Olympics and to win the rainbow jersey in the same season what is the world number one doing right now to secure such a historic accomplishment planning for the Torrance has started in the most romantic way possible for pogy after celebrating with his teammates after winning the Senza trophy pogy has been sightseeing in Rome taking pictures in the Forum and then alongside nice men dressed as ancient Roman legionaries at the Coliseum before enjoying a passionate night of love with Ura zart in a luxury five-star hotel suite paid for of course by the billionaire Arab shik who sponsors him the same person who is increasing pogy’s salary from six to 8 million EUR per season on May the 28th the lovers took a private flight to Monaco the tax Haven where they reside a place which was made fashionable by the white Kenyan and tramita kintana 10 years ago when they were eager to save some money that is at this very moment both pogy and Ura are resting at home and for this phase gorap pretto the Spanish nutritionist to the Slovenian cyclist is allowing him to take his favorite dishes on board chicken curry Smash Burgers of the best beef on the market pistachio ice cream and ler beers of low dubious quality the ones our favorite alien is able to ingest in a single gulp another key to understanding his summer performance is the motivation he’ll be getting from the Netflix series the eight show where some nice Koreans had to climb stairs that is of course one of pogy’s main exercises while key is out of competition now the Slovenian is is able to climb those steps faster than ever and this exercise will give him the strength and mental release he needs to go to the place where the monster will further recharge his batteries on June the 4th pogy will be in the French Alps in a very special place the ski resort of Isola 2000 the same place where our friend of the channel bi re presented himself to the world as a bald slug capable of attacking aliens like enervit indurain or the dopa Tony rominger where he did so at the base of the mountain in the 1993 tour to France it’s no coincidence that pogy is going to this place as the same stage will practically be repeated in the tour to France 2024 climbing the very hard civa and the C La Bonet three climbs above 2,000 M of altitude but this no longer poses a serious problem for pogy after a successful winter where he incre ined his red blood cell count to the level of a Peruvian who will not enjoy an internet collection in his 110 years of happy life during the first 5 days of this stealth preparation pogy will train alone in the mountains with no company other than his trainers and doctors who will be supplying him with the necessary vitamins to further improve the Slovenian performance he will progressively increase the kilometers at altitude until he gets used to the 2,800 M of the Bonet Summits and then on June the 10th he will make his biggest efforts since finishing the jro Italia for then he will be joined by his teammates who will have participated from June the 2nd to June the 9th in the Criterium Dophin a Riders such as his close friend Tim wellin the Trotter nil poet calipo Soler or the guy who changes nationality like other people change their socks Mr COV or the guy who says that the road will put everyone in their place Juan AO this group of cyclists had originally planned to go to the Sierra Nevada to increase their lung capacities artificially in the hypoxic rooms but at pogy’s request they will go instead with him to mix hypoxia with the natural increase of red blood cells After High Altitude training it will be here that son Duval will prepare for the Tor of France practically 21 days that pogy will spend living the life of that Peruvian who will never enjoy the Delights of streaming but he will still be taking selfies in emblematic places and showing us on his straa profile all his records on climes to scare his Rivals even more on June the 24th pogy will travel with his teammates to fenza and prepare for this show for the to of France it’s very clear what he intends to do to blow up the anvy and the rest of his rivals on the ascent of the galier on just the fourth day of competition taking advantage of his Stellar form and the continuing physical problems of his three main Rivals this master plan however already has attracted some detractors the first of them Alberto conrol and although he is good friends with pogy whom he regularly advises to change his meat burgers for vegan ones full of pea protein the popular former Spanish cyclist considers it too risky for the gerod Italia Champion not to go to any other pre-tour to France preparation competitions even if it was just the mediocre tour of Slovenia like the son Duval team leader did in previous campaigns Mr conrol claims that in the past he had the Good Fortune to rest for just one week preparing on a beach in southern Spain before his Victorious jro ditalia not five weeks of rest as happens to the Slovenian pogy has also been criticized by another vagor fan the former rabber bank Rider and anti-doping Advocate who raced in in teams prepared by doping doctor hit lindus Robbie mccuan the famous Australian Sprinter agrees with conter troll claiming that pogy will have to find a magic potion to win the Tour to France without a pedal stroke in Anger for months now in pogy’s defense let’s just say this in 1998 that doped up guy with the bandan on his head didn’t ride a single race from the time he won the jro Italia in that hilarious time trial in Lugano until he showed up at the start of the tour to France in Dublin five weeks later this is exactly what the Slovenian alien intends to do perhaps he’s on the right lines after all