Peter Sagan’s HILARIOUS Cycling Comeback in 2024

Peter Sagan Pierre Baguette 2024 is the new cycling monster created for the Tour de Hongrie 2024. Peter Sagan’s return to cycling before seeking Olympic mountain bike gold is probably the most hilarious moment you’ll see in the sport during 2024. It won’t go with doping but it will go with Juraj Sagan, as usual! Pierre Baguette from now on, our favorite team for the Tour de Hongrie 2024.

in professional cycling in recent years two major scams have provoked laughter from fans and tears from sponsors on the one hand there’s the biggest heist in the history of professional sports performed by the white Kenyon on a Jewish multi-millionaire in exchange for him and his wife to defend and Champion Israel even more wholeheartedly than the legendary colen pow did in his lifetime on the other hand less spectacular but equally effective Peter Sagen to Total enagi the popular electricity and gas company that swindles its customers with abusive prices and that received a taste of its own medicine with the signing of the triple Slovak world champion in exchange for €1 million e and giving work to his brother Yuri and his pet Rider Daniel OS among many others this signing was so controversial that to this day even the guy who used to get so close to cokeheads that traces of their white powder would transfer to his own hair Cedric vaser claims that the signing of Sagan by total enery is the mirror in which he looks at himself for not signing the former alcoholic and lover of Marion Roose for his cofidence team we’re talking about 11 million euros that everyone knew were being thrown away everyone except the managers of that shitty company resulting in two victories for the Slovakian one of which was the national championship of his country and that during two full seasons for for the charismatic cyclist after being linked to operation adilas but of course he will always have an excuse for his drop in performance by blaming the divorce from his explosive and media Savvy wife but not even the advertising Return of the signing was worth it because the ridiculous videos from the owners of total eneri toasting with champagne their millionaire star at the arrival in Paris of the tour France after Peto gave them an eighth place and an inconsequent itial stage as the best result well that only got the same kind of views that usually this Channel’s videosos get a Channel with almost no budget and made from home oh please leaders of total energy give the cycling highlights team just half as much money as Sagen and we’ll sponsor your shitty company in a more dignified and Brilliant way all the ideas we have and you wise followers of the channel you can also contribute by becoming a member of the channel joining us or you can donate some money with a super thanks but we know that you came here to see Sagen a guy who had supposedly retired at the end of 2023 and not only that but like many other peders of the past in the healthiest sport in the world he had heart problems after his departure from professional cycling curiously two other Riders were also related to the tinkoff team where the good Sagen gave so much the much remembered world time trial Champions and guinea pigs of the sky team vasel kenka and Michael Rogers these coincidences remain just that pure coincidence but the Curious Thing in Sagan’s case is that at the beginning of 2024 he had to undergo two heart surgeries after exceeding 200 beats a minutes and experiencing several Taki cardas in the Flanders and rube Champions own words he literally felt at the time like Sunny Celli a man who also had to retire after a cardiac arrest while Racing for the team most affected by operation adilas the Bahrain Victorious the ones of the police raids and the Doper Christian Corin the Slovenian who shared a 4-year birth with Sagen at canondale pure coincidence as you can see but the but the cyclist who has won the most and who continues to reap huge revenues from advertising sales and has done for more than 10 years has now decided to return to road racing despite his heart condition and despite having sworn and sworn that he would hardly race again except for his dream of winning an Olympic medal in mountain biking how can this be possible well actually before the two heart surgeries in February and March Sagen had already signed with a continental team but not just any old Continental team we’re talking about the hitherto unknown but as of this very moment legendary Pierre baguette team a Slovakian bakery chain on a par with with other great bakery sponsors of cycling’s past such as the French Brios laier or the Brazilian padaria real now this Slovak team with only three years in professional cycling has not been chosen by Peter simply because he loves the bacon sandwiches that he makes with Pierre baguette products no it’s because it’s the team whose main sport director after his Anonymous retirement in 2022 is Yori Sagen the quota rider in the purest Antonio nibble style or Dia kintana or pentho indine but with even less quality than them and a man who for 15 years has been able to make a living from cycling thanks to his brother and then there were his four professional cycling victories largely thanks to his brother too with the Slovakian national championships being given as a birthday present now uis Sagan’s latest Meal Ticket comes courtesy of the inclusion of Peter in Pierre baggett’s roster for the tour of Hungary a competition with fewer years of History than the sagum brothers Pro careers but it’s in the two pro category and therefore there’s a large number of World Tour teams on the payroll now possibly the eyes of most will be on the Gerald Italia but fans of the Ryder who put on such a show during the decade of the 2010s will be following the wanderings of the Pierre baguette team and so the first goal has been met yes Sagen generates valuable advertising revenue for the bakery in exchange for a favor to his brother and AI him to prepare physically for the Olympics just another example of how closed and inbred this world of cycling can be yoris sagon must have seen the virgin of Lord before him when Pito agreed to compete in May for his team especially in a road race and after undergoing two heart surgeries now the Pierre baguette team does look more like the Dick Dastardly team perhaps because of Yuri’s experience and skill behind the wheel but the Czechs and slovaks on the team of yet to win a single victory in professional cycling Czech Rider Martin Walter’s fourth place in the Polish tour of malopolska is his best result in three years evidently Peter Sagen will have a tough time beating this record against the plethora of stars that will show up for this year’s tour of Hungary with World Tour teams like Sony Duval of the suspicious Duo Diego ulissi and Mark hiri sky with the hater Brothers Orica with the aggressive d Rovan Radio Shack of the inform tibo nice and the sunweb of the tour of turkey winner with a name very similar to that of the Belgian drug addict honger or then there’s the aana taking the mummy of man on a tour of Central Europe as a relic for the countries that suffered so much under communism allowing them to enjoy these ancient British treasures at least sagon will be able to chat quietly over pizzas and various sweets at the back of the peleton with Mark padon on those stages because only the first day is really adapted to the skills and profile of Peter it’s a very hilly cause for this small town race but now thanks to Sagen many of you will follow it but you don’t have to be very smart to know what’s going to happen the record holder of green jerseys in the tour to France had zero victories in 2023 he hasn’t raced since October he’s had two heart surgeries he looks a little bit overweight and he’s also Racing for Pierre baguette with zero Pro wins in its three-year history Peter Sagen is 33 years old and he looks like a specialized mascot wherever he goes Pierre baguette will make a lot of money the hungarians will be happy to see another Relic next to the mummy of man and Peter will still enjoy riding with his brother on the road as if it were a family picnic full of bugets and full of vitamins oh Peter you’ve always been a spectacle you’ve always been a sight to behold you’re such a vivid fellow and that’s why we love you