£10 vs. £1,000 Takeaway (IRL Edition)

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my 2024 New Year’s resolution was to spend more time with my closest friends unfortunately very few have millions of followers so again I’m stuck with three morons today these Lads are having a big night in with a takeaway in which two of us will receive 1010 takeaways and two of us will receive 1,000 orders unlike in 2020 we have the luxury of recording in the absence of a worldwide pandemic so I’ve hired out an Airbnb for a sleepover and designed an evening of entertainment which should take full advantage now being able to get up close and personal into the night with three of my favorite men this is going to be our home for the evening wow three of us arrived at the house on time Steven was again left abandoned scared and in tears but bu an uba driver this time instead of ygen Klo so we began exploring the house without him amenities of note were the spacious living room first where we would to be spending most of our evening we then found an indoor gym that’s got to have hurt oh is fun followed by an ous with a bar does this work apparently the beer taps don’t work that a defeated man but our biggest Discovery was that Mr is still the most inbred in the room when hanging out with two people from the Channel Islands my dad my poor dad from when he was like 20 built a kit car when he finally finished it when he was quite old his legs he couldn’t drive anymore he’s too old right so he’s like I need to get myself a driver couldn’t find one so my poor dad mhm spent 30 years building this car he had nothing to show for it oh thank God yeah here comes trouble they let anyone in there this is nice this look terrific I might just catch my fish so much regret and then the evening’s itinerary was set into irreversible motion W speaking of the party now every time this sound occurs in this video a video message is imminent this first one’s purpose was to decide who got the expensive takeaways via the ranking of us for by estimated size of I guess I have to estimate your penis sizes we’ll start from biggest to smallest biggest I’m going to have to give it to Harry I just think he’s just got that inbred hog slaying poon left right and Center next up Steven will I just feel that your ex would still be with you if you had a big penis I think it’s Jesus lordy and last but not least we have Chris I think you have a small penis you’re a small man he’s not wrong to be fair to me tiny so the two smallest get 1,000 take yes yes should we see if we can get the police again the Personnel for ordering of takeaway was the same as the video in 2020 just without SMUD nice little setup give me the 4 signs no results found fantastic screw fix Borum wood delivers can I get him some pin police delivery order and time for another beer you get load to Potter’s chippy a jumbo battered sausage o ooh I’d like a battered sausage from there please seven pickled eggs or for less than £10 Place delivery order oh it’s 26 quid of prime let’s add the prime KSI flavor one two 20 bottles of prime for 550 quid £300 for Beluga Vodka William Lenny is about to get £600 worth of Beluga Vodka and if this evening needed any more lubrication to get things going we were each assigned a secret mission to complete okay my friends it appears we well you have been given a secret challenge sneak at least one rubber duck into each of the boys Pockets SL clothing what do I get in return for completing this nothing easy they [ __ ] tiny lovely lovely lovely lovely it appears I’m done first uh and there’s been some lovely uh thumbnail cards left out for us so I guess I’ll just answer one of these what’s your favorite thing about each person here my favorite thing about Steven is I think he’s a very lovely person I think there’s a genuinely very good man in there Harry I think Harry is handsome charming and really funny and Chris what crime is oh nice what is this is this a picture you got of my penis to confirm it was second I must orchestrate a pillow fight between all of the boys yeah I think I can do this anyone want to pillow fight as Harry and I contemplated the f of Will and Steven’s evenings they decided to discuss who they could beat in a fight I reckon you could have me I could have The Hobbit though I could have three we could all we could all have Grace yeah we can all we all just grab his arms and legs and someone just has a full Nerf gun just go bang bang bang and his his bum hole and just stockpile and like acorns in a squirrel’s mouth you know okay this is me if we go to conscription right ready a a anyway Harry was also eyeing up a tasty chocolatey ring 48 Donuts yes I can four of them for 330 I’ll get him some vapes he’ll appreciate this and I think we’re done get me out of this room I’ve been here for an hour you have been given a secret challenge you must sing the national anthem and get all of the boys to join in with you I think I can do that honestly you after a couple of drinks you’re like yeah not tonight mate I’ve been in that room for [ __ ] years I do we have to wait for Chris or can we just uh ever f a Nerf bullet into Will’s bum can you spread them no I’m not spreading them with I need the target aim for oh no let try get in come one more right up the coxics oh yes down the shoe it goes it’s in my gu oh fun times like good you know what we just going to get some octopus right I think with 10 red wines that takes us up to the magic 400 this is the moment guys Place Li re order he’s done it going be given a secret CH I must bite or lick each of the boys at least once don’t have to ask me Choice once the ordering was over food started to arrive and the evening I’d been dreaming of began to fire on all cylinders are they boiled they’re pickled pickled w a battered sausage so I’ll save that I’ll have some eggs so they’re going to laugh uhoh there’s an intruder in the house video message Max it’s got to be Max Max ma Chris called me up the other day and said max I’m having a sleepover I’m inviting all my friends around can you come up with a sick challenge for Steven please I said sure Chris and thanks for the invite you Stephen what’s he into oh that’s right alow and his friends so I want you Steven to come up with a cocktail for each of your three buddies for will I’d use Gordon 0% cuz it adds Nothing Like H to this video and for Chris I’d use Ray neews cuz it stinks and it doesn’t go down well no wonder she left it anyway that’s it from me Got Away look at ah Britain you are a [ __ ] for the rain but I know I just saw it on the thing so I know oh got funny I got an idea Chris why don’t you hold these for a second fun fact those are normaliz gloves very good very good y y really funny so step set about tending the bar whilst us Bachelors enjoyed a standard Friday night on the pool strip portal oh no we we’ll have a few drinks first all right I’ll play you you tell me when okay uh no no no M yeah the loser of this has to do a double shot a double shot but you have an extra shot for as many balls that your opponent you have the table okay okay okay yeah okay just get them gone get walk get walk [ __ ] hell he’s cooking a bit here [Music] actually oh my God there’s so many left on the table so he’s gone we’ll play g a pool for two shots and however many balls are left on the table when someone wins the loser has to do that the oh no that’s still what I would have be I would have I I [ __ ] SM you Fu [ __ ] sake Steven could I is there any chance I could just borrow seven shots thank you brother there you go man enjoy that three say it’s four say it’s four that’s five that’s five five so I predict what happens right going happen he’s going seven shots and he’s about to say a really hurtful thing his eyes will go a bit red and sunk and you’ll just say the nastiest things you’ve ever heard right seven can I have some Dash water to knock it down please there you go there you go man cheers mate oh oh it’s a strong start it’s low oh it’s it’s getting put away it’s low cal brother we are in danger oh Jes it’s well done was it tasty I at least it’s healthy no it is not I just working on Chris’s little baby what’s in the drink sorry oh my God I’m going to have to pour more in all night in what way does it represent him it’s his height where’s he from that this is yours that’s going up your eyes later [Laughter] mate good stuff that’s nice that’s nice gra thirsty boy what you done there that that is outrage what are you doing I got told to make a drink I’m not drinking all of that am I hello is that the [ __ ] Patrol no no it’s not it’s a phone from 2003 come on I’ll clas the ball dring a bit slow there don’t got I my mouth do you want to spit it out good luck you’re silly what’s in here actually oh I mainly went vodka and a dash of tequa oh that’s a that’s a dangerous combo that this isn’t a cocktail this is bullying no no it’s nice it’s a gorgeous tree stop holding my Sha oh you could ring this out for another drink would SM it’s quite overpowering tequila taste that’s the only thing is it yeah a little bit but it’s pure garage which is quite healthy so you’ll be fine p g are we just going to stand here or get I I was getting phone calls from production it’s fine finishing I’m still getting a phone call sorry guys it’s good to laugh at your own yeah hello a really long hair here look at that ah really long hair really hard to get look at that our little boy’s going through puberty back first well I’m proud of you young boy it’s going to be on the laptop there we go and the final ingredient One dwarf’s Hair yeah is he not getting a drink oh so well no I did make him one can you explain it first it’s the leftover from Chris and then I added cranberry and then I I smeared B all around the rim mhm and the link to Har about meant to be about me know yeah I’m going to spell it out for you mate it’s quite nice you know it’s quite nice it’s all right it’s all right the B kind of ruins it that’s the thing about B room he is quite nice but then the Bal ruins it the Bal being he eight Steven are I’m buttered what have you done to me doesn’t it like [ __ ] your brain when you think about the fact that time must have not existed at one point not really I don’t think about that really I’m too thick for that tell me about it Ru Brit BR rules the waves BR never never shall be safe why didn’t you saying that Chris you didn’t I just don’t want to get political oh it’s a [ __ ] it’s the n it’s an undeniable we did rule the [Music] waves Harry’s Prim Harry’s Prime it’s been years that good yes very good yeah it’s not 2016 anymore is it go put a blue hoodie on you [ __ ] fall off the roof again why don’t you hurry yeah see you know do the little trampoline jump that was good wasn’t it yeah yeah off one too many times we right oh yeah tell them yeah oh I can’t make videos anymore cuz this so hard to make [ __ ] CR the rued me didn’t s the [ __ ] na I could believe it that wasn’t the national anthem no no it was the uh yeah Ro brania whatever was wait now at this point it became apparent that if you go to enough Nigel farage rallies you actually forget what the national anthem is oh thank God okay you probably can’t get enough zoom on that someone said that while looking at Harry’s body before cuz your tiny little penis ah yes yeah it is small I call call him Trevor Trevor it’s a terrible penis name how are you B Rim in in in general or life or now just answer the question mate good what’s your biggest insecurity is it worried that you let it go what just let it go and you’ll never find someone else that likes you it’s s very funny mate really is it biggest insecurity oh they’re not being funny yeah you’re like like the last person that would have to worry about that a that’swe sweet that’s true though isn’t it um was the last thing you cried about oh I cried when klopp RES no you didn’t no you didn’t no he didn’t no somebody posted like a compilation on Twitter and it was the really sad song Why did we do this [ __ ] sake ay time you got me good have you ever been to like a house party where just the place got trashed I got a curry stain on my table once at a party we we Indian oh that sounds [ __ ] raw [ __ ] a wooden table where’s the silly bang where’s Barry Scorch don’t rub it DB it should we start getting some food we’ll leave it was time to quench at least one deep hunger we were all feeling that evening as the takeaways had arrived Steven and Harry expecting rather less than William and I this is yours thank you this from the good of my heart okay so screw fix Bor and wood was open [ __ ] s [ __ ] [ __ ] it oh I got a t-bo and steak right and I’ve got I’ve got waterproof and instant repair for flat roofs can I have a straw uh William this is also yours oh wonderful I’m assuming that is a beverage this is what I get for having the second biggest [ __ ] oh is that octopus oh you really really [ __ ] you fair enough so I got good news and bad news good news first I have got you food Thon Classics o two of them Lindor uh a vape what flavor carbonara a second Vape o staple of any good takeaway I also have got you 96 Crispy Cream my god wow 96 the bad news unfortunately this cost £500 £25 a bottle ooh yeah fun times fantastic I tried my best anyone need any Cutlery I’m good I’m good thanks just a big spoon please should I get the questions which sex position do you each think you were conceived in I think Harry was doggy style cool well apparently you’ve got to like sit like that afterwards really have you not heard this no where do you see yourself in 5 years time what do you think you’ll be doing probably have a kid by then hopefully mine as well yes what position left wing so football joke for there guys how old were you be you be 32 32 still poking Las a badge oh bit a [ __ ] as well you’re definitely going to be worked out where I stand by them some swingers club the sort of trajectory of your channel where it’s going to be when you’re 32 oh bad news bad Newson you’ll be living in gy when you yeah I think it’d be good place to raise a child evidence is not what about you Chris you ra kid in [Applause] London that God put up a we have another video prompt is it time there we go hi guys Chris it’s nice to be asked to be in one of your videos where I’m not being hit by a football in the face for a change your second challenge is to play a game of sardines Harry is going to go and hide and you three are going to go and look for him if you find him then you have to join him in hiding and squash in that’s why it’s called sardines Harry’s going to have 5 minutes to go and hide and then you three will go off and search are you ready Harry you have 5 minutes starting from now good luck guys have fun [Laughter] oh I’m going to I’ll wait till 4 minutes my be right now appreciate this I just had the second window being funny all right see you in a bit boys bye thank you okay let’s go is this video going well for Chris you reckon so far I just think it’s going hang on wait wait hang on let me hang on wait wait stoping your best friend is missing very good very nice I’ve just filled my penis I’ve just filled my penis by mistake I reckon I go in is that yeah easy still got three more minutes of this bit of a clber all right perfect I’m up here now I’m sorted plan is when they get here I hide back here so they can’t see but until then keep look out all right see the bit right should we go this way oh Harry Harry was so he can be in the gardens I can hear someone this would be a bit obvious no you’re behind here no are you under the [ __ ] table no are you up a height no you in there what the [ __ ] going on here no I feel like we probably should have stated some rules before we sent him off oh well whose [ __ ] job was that Chris yeah probably mine has he gone up I don’t know [ __ ] hell Harry it was a pretty safe bet that he would have been naturally drawn back to the source of alcohol but it was really a struggle to find him oh this is too far it’s wet and squelching I’ve got the [ __ ] slippers on yeah we’re still over there where [ __ ] is Steven gone I just went for a poo sorry guys out of 10 uh it was quite liquidy oh I think the Prime’s gone through me uh right is he no no do you know if he’s here or not is he yes you [ __ ] do this is a [ __ ] ball leg I pushing 30 he’s definitely in here he’s got to be hasn’t he this is the goto place to the alcohol is he there have you looked oh oh that’s not a bad shot oh he is Steven get up here quick good spot there that’s a [ __ ] great spot mate I went off for a poo for a while Wes of sardines we have to huddle up really close if we must oh my God the so there water of your head oh no hey let me get [Laughter] it and Frank didn’t put up with this [ __ ] already being in here he not in oh is he open that stupid little hole are we all in their little [Music] hole well well done boys we’re 30 is that what the [ __ ] to P me a c is it’s there we’re 29 until we’re 30 oh Chris we got to finish this off oh [ __ ] off mate there’s no chance I’m doing that it’s about three bottles of [ __ ] vulka in there you [ __ ] if we if we do sardines Chris is hiding next and we find him within 5 minutes he has to down this yeah okay all right I’ll give you that every single one of us has crows feet give me 100 seconds one of the few advantages of being a pocket sized man is that I have access to all the hiding spots as the others as well as any Mouse holes in the walls so those silly boys just played themselves such a small man oh Harry Harry Harry Harry it’s fine it makes it the right color um this will take the edge I don’t know if I’m going to this metal is so thin yeah can you do it up mate cheers oh my God thank you mate right small cubby spaces yeah yeah if you find him shout oh I hate this stupid [ __ ] game oh hang on hang on hang on hang on boy and he’s in the house yes in the house [ __ ] you he tried in there evidently he’s done well you know he’s done well wherever he is where is our hit oh there’s the gym behind here quick quick his feet no uh no I think we failed what through there I think we fa you can’t go through there no got a minute a minute the hide and seek Champions are back they’ve checked the plastic container next to me twice and somehow is this one both times right in in under in under in under can we get hot cold now oh for [ __ ] [Laughter] sake we look that’s quite good that’s quite good we literally study you checked that one twice yeah I looked for his feet he was still on that a uhoh how long have we been here hello it’s me the sperm that won and breastfeeding consultant Mikey lamb for your next challenge I hope you’re looking thin and ready to rim because it’s strip twister now if any of you are feeling embarrassed about getting naked in front of a camera don’t worry just call Will no no no no no right so we’ve just had confirmation that the owner of the house can watch us at all times and what we’re going to do is put T in the middle of his living room go on will do you want to go first yeah absolutely yeah so I go Blue so you go right hand blue that is right foot come on boys o right hand red red left foot this is the worst coat I’ve ever been Harry strip oh it was optional which pieces of clothing you removed so as the game got into full swing so did what was previously contained in Harry’s Underpants please tell me no no no please no please oh no you can’t film this can you oh no I can smell it oh no what is your ganel be CH for [ __ ] sake man this is the worst frat house har [ __ ] man oh God please no what is the landlord things right he he can see oh me I keep getting little side eyes of it why you not covering all of it out I’ve got nothing left oh no please no we can’t we can’t we all say what we think a certain person is out of 10 in terms of gayness oh that’s good definitely up to a nine [Music] now why your socks still on and I can see your [ __ ] he’s just got that inbred hog did he stand sorry will that Chris look at the cam that’s sorry I’m hugging the red Z Stephen I’m sorry you’re having to experience this sober he’s gone he’s gone now my white T-shirt [Music] disqualified just totally naked what was wrong with a good oldfashioned wholesome episode of Ronaldinho’s recruitment that was [ __ ] mental I’ve seen so much your testicles in that I no choice you’re wearing a hoodie can we play the sing song game yeah I’m fine with that God save our gracious King goding St is it Noble to have a bad ass Victorious happy Steven SC Not English do I get that no no you don’t babe sound like a to L you L I can’t speak let it rip hey you to your [ __ ] when you had constipation when you aged eight cheers mate let’s it rip oh look at that bad boy go let it no let it rip oh my God wait that was so close to my face as well that could take his eye out so Sor take me take me back another prompt guys hey Chris Harry Steven how are you all I hope you’re well it’s my CL here uh right then I was going to introduce the final challenge for you so wait for it it’s going to be sumo wrestling oh I’ve never really had a fight with anyone to be honest in my time as a player um but I am growing quickly into a sumo wrestler at the minute I’ve put on about two stones since I retired oh my God and also I need to answer a question and that is do you think there is an afterlife I’m really not sure but I’m going to go with yes more in Hope than anything have a great night guys way more wholesome than I thought it would be right in the schneer you want to be please stop please stop please we have sumo wrestling guys still to go this is good my you ready 3 two 1 oh one of you got me right in the testicles there I think one of them might popped if you want to be the best got to fight the best oh God God what is it with this Channel and me [Laughter] falling I’ll take on Chris the Beast and nobody dare take him on but I will I will oh yeah well this is good the lack of judgment left by the concussion from that pillow me willingly accepted 2 1 those were fast lightning in [Applause] was cannot do this oh my God you’re done here there we go oh this is such a ridiculous [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] job [Music] fighting [Music] my [Music] [Music] Titans what then it was time for the main event I’m ready I’m ready I’m ready no I’m not going to throw up I’m just burping you got you’ve got nothing to prove man okay you don’t need this something I have to do myself it feels great to to not be fighting Chris again he’s good he’s deceptively good the way he lies on the floor waiting to be piled on good tactics my guy no mum go Chris go what a mad J yeah do some momentum again so sick this is your moment Chris this is what we spoke about we sort of neglected the food aspect of this video but I still did have a good takeaway from this evening which was that Harry has perfectly symmetrical testicles well it’s good though no one disgraced themselves tonight yeah no one did anything the regret thanks for watching guys make sure to like subscribe and uh check out something in my mouth what is that could be pubes oh good boy