Pogacar Copies DOPED Pantani and Destroys Everyone in Oropa

Tadej Pogacar is already the pink jersey of the Giro d’Italia 2024 after beating Geraint Thomas, Florian Lipowitz, Ben O’Connor, Cian Uijtdebroeks, Daniel Felipe Martinez or Einer Rubio in Oropa, crushing them as if they were cigarette butts and all after a crash caused by a puncture in the front wheel of his Colnago, recalling the doped Marco Pantani and his triumph in Oropa 1999. Can anyone beat the Slovenian monster after his show at Tadej Pogacar Oropa?

[Music] yesterday many pagat fans were left disappointed because even though mareni himself had promised them that with the first stage finishing in Torino that their Slovenian Idol was going to wear pink from day one he was defeated and by a human Jonathan Naes in his best performance ever but if we look at pure data paga had performed at a very high level as in San Vito he moved an incredible 8.74 watts per kilo from three and a half minutes of efforts a very similar level of performance to the one displayed at flesh won 2023 where he won on the murder Hoy and yet all this came after climbing the Melena at full speed and therefore the pre-race preview for stage two was clear UAE team Emirates were going to blow the race apart on the Europa climb and pogy would perform another exibition and more especially when surrounded by a mystical atmosphere just as the Slovenian loves as every time the race climbs to the world heritage Sanctuary the vomitous propaganda of RCs is cranked into overdrive and it starts to work and all those who believed that pantani was clean or at least just as doped as the others will Revere his mythical comeback after a mechanical failure in the 1999 gerro Italia but fewer people remember other strange events such as the exhibition of the Soviet Union Military colonel P OV who left Miguel indine lying like a used cigarette butt and all thanks to the magic of Dr Michel Ferrari who was capable of tuning his hematocrit from 30% in Winter to more than 64% in may not more recently there was the victory of Tom dulam dressed in pink that strange Rider linked to operation adilas a man who barely won in the mountains and he was competing against guys older than him Riders who are still competing in the current jod Italia like tradita kintana or the mummy of navigar Dominico poo that is to say after the events of the previous day that on this Summit there are always exhibitions or mystical situations and this would only serve to motivate even more a Slovenian alien seeking revenge like um Thurman in Kil bill of course without being quite as sexy or extremely violent what’s more he had a brilliant reference in his own Sony Duval team when they hilariously doped Leonardo peple at the tender age of 36 rode the fastest uphill time in the time trial of the 2007 gerod Italia so pogy and Dracula gianetti’s plan was clear Revenge but with an exhibition too something the Slovenian alien himself made sure to tell the Press when he indicated before the start of the stage that he was going going to increase the pace on the final climb a lot as for the Breakaway of the day we highlight the spectacular role of the semi unknown young Italian Andrea Piccolo of the doped hipsters Garmin team because despite having Shawn in the tour of Colombia this young man with the luxuriant long hair still has no victories as a professional he displayed an impressive stamina on the hard passes on the way to the Europa worthy of a man capable of fighting for stage victories and maintaining a nice distance over the bunch until halfway up the climb to the Europa kudos to the little Italian for honorably defending his profession something that Sky also did during the stage controlling practically at all times the race together with the van Rell casino and the sonier Duval of the big favorites however as usually happens on these kinds of stages everything was decided at the end and especially at the end because as it happened to pantani in 19 99 pogy also suffered a misfortune when passing through the town of beella just at the base of the Europa Mountain a misfortune that must have made Dracula gianetti’s heart shrink the UAE manager was ready to silence the criticism of those of us who mentioned his team’s tactical errors on a stage much more complicated to manage than a simple High finish and he was ready to suck the blood out of anyone who tried to get even slightly close to his Slovenian hero so when he saw him fall to the ground after his front tire had been shredded and he skidded on his colago he must have Frozen as if he were in a cold dark Romanian Castle instead of at the Catholic shrine of Europa fortunately assistance arrived quickly to help pogy and the Slovenian still had to start the climb with a 20- second disadvantage over the bunch and he had to make a comeback just as the bald pirate revered by the Tios had done 25 years earlier this situation was not as dramatic because today’s pelaton is full of relative beaters not of Sigma males like the dopa Laurence jalar or iang Gotti they were not afraid to attack the alpia stricken Italian Rider despite his jumping chain in 2024 the pelaton is much more woke una aware of today’s offensive earthe glass society and so they simply maintained a normal climbing pace and in less than 2 minutes pogy and his UAE were already back at the head of the pack ready to place their little train the one paid for by the Arab Petra dollars and they prepared to conquer the Shrine of the black Madonna and little by little men like tradito kintana and the partner of Maran Roose and the German who was second classified in yesterday’s race of the highly motivated Italians Antonio tiberi and Julio pitari they were left behind by the impressive Pace from a shirtless worker a gay Mikel be the Dane always the Dane and he has become the biggest pelaton breaker of matchin Team surpassing a consumate multitool such as the Austrian Felix Gardner again UAE was burning its gregarios but this time with less than 10 km to go this tactic made perfect sense the Polish veteran mic acted as a shuttle for pogy imposing a very powerful Pace just like Marino Argentine did for p of in 1993 it was clear that pogy had analyzed this climb very well and he knew exactly when and where to attack and so with 4 and a half kilometers to go the world number one launched his attack and then onto his wheel jumped a very inspired Ben o Conor motivated no doubt by the quality and power of the van rle the same machine that had once again made korir the winner in a New Town race the day before and then there was the Welsh aloh poic as always activating his diesel mode and keeping the distances to a minimum OK Conor made the same mistake that the one time Dope Up 15-year-old scal mosa Yensen made at leage he warned if you stick too close to the Sun you can get burnt and in just 100 m pogy had dropped his supposed rival like the Soviet Colonel had done to the vitaminized navari 31 years earlier and pogy came back up whistling and then in a few few meters he’ burst all those who dared to jump on his wheel in a totally favorable terrain for the alien with the 1 191 bib on a climb where he wasn’t expected to make large differences but they were hardly going to cut that 34 seconds of advantage that he’d opened with just three kilom to go and then behind a monster appeared one who was taking a Red Bull rest after romendy we’re talking about the anti pogacha the legendary B aete lepovitz Who acting as a gregario of Daniel Philip Martinez approached the Colombian and his compatriot AA Rubio and K UT Brooks and the Welsh alcoholic and the friend of cont trol Lorenzo Fortunato and the one hit wonder Michael stora and the athlete Juan Pedro Lopez and made his way to the head of the race on his own no one working with him acting as a simple teammates and yet he proved to be the best pure climber of this gerod ditalia suggesting that the Red Bull team at again made a serious Mistake by placing him as a simple teammate instead of one that they had been quietly preparing for the jro and they ended up wearing him out in his entirety paga did what he had to do when he went in pedaling to the end and he celebrated after crossing the finish line and this is what he’s paid €2 million EUR for after all the Slovenian did not beat the histrionic and totally doped record of the Christina jansson loving poly drug addict but he did beat the recent record of the strange Dulan despite the fact that this stage was much longer and much harder that being only the second day of the race the records of the Italian and the Dutchman can wait and after all he did suffer the mishap of his fall gianetti was full of Pride pogy looking very thin was now already wearing pink so maybe he won’t wear that Jersey for 21 days of racing but he might wear it for 20 especially when we consider the incredible differences he created for what appeared to be remarkably little effort Maybe