fashion week, the naked truth

thank you to jared ellner, my best friend and fashion soulmate for building these incredible looks with me and making this video possible (by literally filming half of it).

thank you to prada, gucci, courreges, acne studios, vivienne westwood, alexander mcqueen, and mugler for having me at your beautiful shows.

thank you to my incredible hair and makeup artists, nadia tayeh, marty harper, sophia sinot, peter lux, shayna gold, and ilham mestour, for making jared and i’s wildest looks come to life.

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filmed by emma chamberlain and jared ellner
edited by emma chamberlain

[Music] [Music] M really good so good I think sorry excuse me mhm yeah do you think the white shoe um I think the white shoe but let’s try both okay should you want to beach yeah okay I love that shoe in theory it would be that mhm but I actually think it’s that every piece is different color which is bizarre cuz that’s not normal for us I think it’s this cute sing me a song in this I think I like this little I hate it I think I like this little L this is cute like this I actually like that here cute my I think I like this little okay see I already think this one is nicer because it has some neck I’ll walk in for you don’t worry walk I’m closing my eyes I love this this is she cheer to me I love the other color I like this one better I know where’s that one it feels a little like muddy the whole thing this is Chic Drop It Low oh sorry I dropped that I love a long ponytail but a bang I no I think a [ __ ] short blunt bang okay that’s come on Jared that’s cute it’s a little ugly but like that’s why I want to do it wait wait try side swoop try side bang okay me you sidebang well not sidebang but like okay Jared wants a sidebang so he’s fired oh that’s cute too that’s actually cute too [ __ ] no but I like the blunt bang if we can accomplish the blunt bang like I like it being like snatched here like straight I don’t know there’s something happening with it let’s do it makeup I feel like it should be like a ’90s overlin lip and a Natty face Natty Nat face Natty face oh God I just no Foundation no mascara no Foundation no mascara just good [ __ ] energy having a good Aura that’s perfect okay I think I like this little life say it with me I think I like this hopped off the plane in Milano I’m here in Italy you just so you know I was instructed to turn this on just for that we’re not going to go to sleep tonight I have so much energy I’m naked [Music] [Music] like Christmas morning is it bouncing Arch more there go [Music] yes really relaxing under here like I’m having a little me I’m having me time I actually tried to do them on my own head once like not me cutting them but got them done looked horrible on me cuz they didn’t lay flat like this cuz I have Cali so it was really ugly this is amazing so good yes yes there’s so much poop in there oh my tummy hurts nobody sees the left side of my face on the internet like the L monster I mean I just am worried about like the [ __ ] like creasing no I can breathe I’ve been in far worse oh my God this is [ __ ] amazing I’m stoked [Music] yes there she is it’s so [Music] good okay [Music] what’s the song hopped off the plane at Milo I’m here in Italy there we go you feel better I feel so I [ __ ] hate that like why and why did you remind me of it too I’m exhausted yeah it’s hitting but I’m also kind of hungry and like kind of cranky no I’m kidding are you feeling cranky be honest I’m not I’m feeling grateful but exhausted you’re I’m so grateful I’m really tired I want to go home the lip is sticking like no makeup has budged let’s see if I get made fun of on the internet for my cliping bangs they’re going to be like Emma thought she ate okay yeah they’re clipping stay mad losers [Music] yeah that’s right this is so thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] quick change this is zeros permanently my hair yeah or what he did to it what what he did to we can do shaved head for the Gucci show oh my God is that painful yeah yes oh my God what is [Music] that great should we start with sure yeah there’s so many cameras on me no but that doesn’t [Music] if we can tailor a little bit yeah yeah of [Music] course several [Music] options the cuz I think it’s just pulling the red somehow but if we have the [Music] red I feel very tall which is exciting so exciting I might actually like this I right it’s so stream yeah I think you should compare theot but I love this me [Music] too I like this too super sharp like very sharp very sharp with a black tip too it’s going to be even cooler you know what I mean oh oh hot and ow it’s likea I know how’s the pizza we got the most like Italian dinner like tiasu Caesar salad this is like what Americans thing mhm mhm please have some of the soup please have some of the salad Jared don’t be shy it’s a lot of salt em no it’s not even remotely salty [Music] and this is not it’s not good authentic Italian no pizza can he post it I love that post away my love I can’t believe we got scammed with the pizza the pizza is really it’s so not it’s so American you guys I’m leaving you no I have to take our Christmas tree down oh that is really important that does look really good do you mind if I put a little prom too late no I mean it’s good it’s really good they got the pasta down the pizza the pizza they think something’s very wrong with it they think we can’t handle real Pizza uhhuh [Music] [Music] you’re my and I’m going ride it night long in my blood is all around love you now and I love I don’t know the lyrics what else should I say hold on we’re getting the tights you want to sing something together pick what I don’t know you pick okay can it be copyright free life is a highway is the best but it really is what about Bliss the brokenarrow I would find oh it’s good when I do that oh cute H dream let me do where you are this is why I lose my voice the Reverb it’s am wow that’s epic I need to stop saying cuz I feel like it’s going to ruin the lip for sure okay I’m going to stop I can’t I’m trying to sing without touching my lips together so that the lip stays intact can I be honest can we try it on cross body just tear me out I like it because it ties the shoe in like I like it too so then we got the oh I love it Jared wow Jared come look at the frame [Music] [Applause] hi sexy I’m getting better at the sexy look you want to see so scary do you want to see my sexy look [Applause] e oh I feel very dizzy when I do that no more spinning okay Jared no more spinning hi on Jo should I sing in the elevator yeah for sure okay heav L the Acoustics in here aren’t great dream let me do where you are why are you laughing I can’t be seen with you I can’t walk very well well here’s the thing everyone’s always at least 45 minutes late no maybe 45 is like too much what you think 15 to 30 minutes late to the show know like let’s say a fashion show starts at 2:00 p.m. so everybody shows up at like 2:15 2:30 when in reality everybody should be showing up at like 1:45 like 15 minutes before the show starts that’s a respectable time to show up everybody’s always late I’m always late okay at least a little bit now I don’t know what to do because I’m going to be an hour and 15 minutes early to the show I got ready so fast and I am mortified so it’s just weird it’s just weird like I’m going to be so early I’m going to be like helping them set up the props you know what I mean helping them manage the door like yeah yeah come this way like that I’m that early they’re going to have a long enough time to train me to work the event oo I just realized I’m really hungry oh wait are we at the show already I think we should keep going like no we should just go ins no no no we can’t we cannot go inside ear that is crazy we actually are so early that the venue’s closed that the venue’s closed this has never happened in the history of the Fashion World see this is a bad sign cuz like everybody always says like fashionably late let’s look around for a place to take an Instagram picture it’s all about Instagram these days although last night I’m really not proud of my Instagram caption from my photo yesterday let’s just talk about this while we have a second well we have an hour this was my photo from yesterday I captioned it hey baby you up question mark that is so embarrassing why would I do that that is mortifying hey baby you up honestly so true though I really want the Caesar salad from the hotel big chunky pieces of Parmesan like Yum Yum Yum sink your teeth into it sink your teeth into it maybe we could take pictures over here somewhere mhm [Music] Zoe we stopped to take photos for a minute balancing on one foot with my knee up and I fell on the ground in front of everyone and you can see my foot falling look at that’s before my foot look I’m like half on my foot do you see what I’m saying it you had to be there I ate [ __ ] when taking an Instagram photo like this is like Instagram B IG baddies in the wild it was me it was so embarrassing it wasn’t just like oh I did a little trip it’s like no no no I my ankle bent and I fell onto the ground like I my full body was on the ground see you at the show get out get out right now JoJo see no [Music] [Music] n [Music] [Music] thank god um I’m going to bed I smells like immediately even though I was like on my back like this trying not to ruin my makeup classic Gucci belt I almost was too lazy to wear the cute outfit tonight I was like maybe I’ll just wear like sweats sweats out Jared and it’s so your pH wo that’s really cute cute you’re not going to like the way that I secure this bun no not with that but you can’t see it if I pull it over that’s a disaster no but if I pull it over it’s fine it was so good I wear a scrunchie you’re like no we tried so hard oh that looks bad hold on wait maybe it won’t I actually can’t watch don’t watch your energy is ultimately toxic oh my God wait it’s really ugly I’m not a hair girl like I do not know how to do my hair I don’t have enough like I don’t have a lot of pins I can’t tell if it’s more douchy to wear glasses at night I wear the during Fashion Week or if it’s more douy to wear at least on a normal day you think black yeah just for the belly I weirdly think red to I’m wearing the sunglasses at night because I did sleep in my makeup for 3 hours that’s why I’m wearing them I’m not wearing them to be a douchebag but you are but I am we should go cuz we’re 40 minutes late okay we’re going to go we are going to go I was just I just love the Acoustics in here no hear this hear it in here then we’re g at first was afraid I was petrified bye your side I’ve spent so many nights how you did me wrong and I grew strong I am worried about your nipples I’m not great it’s like during Fashion Week a little nip slip is like the least of our worries it’s like a cter slip that we’re we’re avoiding a cooter slip would be [Music] bad yes I don’t know why but I’m I’m a little drunk so please keep your SP F and sun has been switched up [Music] and that is I I can hear some excitement oh my God we’re so excited I’m obsessed okay people are going to be like I know we’re we’re playing piz we’re doing boot we’ll deal with that later it’s probably this one because this is so good the other so nice I feel like with the red bag but I I think we need a black glass yeah I think so too this is gorgeous I love it yeah oh my God I love these they’re classic are they that’s great too that’s cute too I think she I like those yeah I age so really sick I love it so good so good I can’t believe no one’s worn it it’s so good well it’s cuz it’s a wrist yeah yeah but it’s like this is what’s fun about about fashione is tucking your shirt into your bra you try the other one or should we just I mean we’re here let’s do it okay I want this for my life cuz I love efficiency oh let me just get out oh my God this is amazing it’s so good too but I mean it’s obvious the other one but this is so good this is really it’s so cute now we have two that’s a gra yeah exactly this is so good this is so cute so hungry after the acne fitting we were like okay let’s go to a restaurant so we went to one of our favorite restaurants in Paris and we showed up like this I mean do we look amazing no you’re wearing soup pants though suit pants I’m not wearing makeup but I’m wearing suit pants we walk up and we’re like do you have room for table for two there’s so much room in this restaurant empty restaurant she was like do you have a reservation we said no she said it’s not going to work and we were like she was like we have a dress code like it’s this is not and we were like what’s the dress code and she was like Chic and elegant can you believe sorry I’m not wear oh okay yeah sorry I look a little bit bad we thought we were Fashion Girls Jesus Christ we need to work on that we’re not Chic and elegant well I look horrible Actually I don’t even blame them for it’s um so we almost we’re now seated ultimately we are seated however we almost got turned away again at our own hotel they’re like table for two they’re like no space and I was like we’re staying here she was like oh what room like it was like a quiz like really what room and then she was like now say the name what’s the name it’s under tell she like okay over here what is freaking happening I’m going to have a sip of Jared’s spicy Margarita wow that’s good I didn’t realize we had to do full Glam to go out to dinner so that’s good to know oh you’re so [Music] good I have a few days off probably going to go shopping no no no Emma don’t do that I know the funny thing about fashion week is that it’s it is exhausting but you can’t say that like you can’t be like Fashion Week is so exhausting it’s like yeah you wanted to go like you feel like you’re doing a lot but really you’re just putting on a cute little outfit and sitting and watching cute little outfits walk past you that’s it I’m so exhausted from the last two days of shows but it’s like Emma what did you even do you put you put on a cute little outfit you got your makeup done like why am I tired you know what I think it is I get really exhausted from wearing high heels in a lot of my outfits majority of my outfits include some sort of high heel because I love the way that the high heel looks with the outfit but I hate the way the high heel feels I’m convinced that there’s something wrong with the anatomy of my foot like my Arch on my foot is too high or something because I stand in a heel for 3 minutes and I have shooting pain like up my legs into my back and I have to sit down and maybe that’s everyone and maybe I’m just being a baby about it but there’s something about that that makes me exhausted and grumpy [Music] [Applause] [Music] headed back to to the restaurant they kicked us out last night well I guess they didn’t kick us out they never let us in we’re going back tonight for Revenge I’m going to the restaurant to show them what I’m made of I’m wearing the exact same outfit Jared’s dressed to the nines in a trench coat and a button down and a heel for both of us for both of us I don’t have any fancier options but I did blow dry my hair which is good honest I think the hair our hair look so bad yesterday she did have a snatched bun we were like Bed Head Vibes like Bed Head bun Vibes ponytail Vibes we also made a reservation tonight too yeah if anybody tries to give a [ __ ] I’m going to say let me make an offer that you can’t refuse I did put on lip liner tonight though too and I feel like I think the lip liner will help I do too we got in and we’re eating and it’s delicious and we’re having the best time um cheers to cheers to getting in and apparently being shake and allant tonight thank God thank [Music] God hi can I order two double shot espressos [Music] those are so sour [Music] papaya whoa sometimes papaya is not good my robe is going to be disgusting after this let’s see hot sauce let’s do a hot sauce review what is that that’s chili oil hot one memory mhm such good hot sauce it’s [ __ ] good can’t move a lot but it’s [ __ ] good I know you have to really be careful on our way it’s 30° out so it’s just hard to be wearing this lip oh my God sorry I know I’m going to ruin my lip wait pictur it in here [Music] [Music] cute we accidentally pulled up to the wrong entrance to our walk [Music] sick back [Music] this isn’t surgery is it even worth taking out now should I make Marty take it out maybe I’ll that was quite literally the most [ __ ] insane phenomenal perfect show wow wow wow that gave me a Lust For Life it was [ __ ] phenomenal everything there was not one look that didn’t kill wow it yeah no I don’t know I feel different after that oh my God I’m watching a guy in the car next to us pick his nose he’s digging and he has two other guys in the car oh he saw me looking oh God he’s nervous he’s so mad at me well you’re picking the nose I’m not telling anyone this is not coming out okay I’ll just make Marty take it up yeah what is that like I don’t even know where it starts and where it ends like well we took all this out I’m going to go get a massage in the hotel before the next show I’m going to get rubba dub dubbed no I actually am it’s 11:49 and my massage is at 1 and let’s see how far we are from the hotel 40 minutes how is that possible 40 minutes there traffic I think I think they’ll get it down to 30 I believe leing the driver okay Jared do you want to play a game like play a game something like um 21 Questions 7 Minutes in Heaven but we just hug oh [Music] [Music] oh my God this eye is amazing it’s so good it’s so good oh no it didn’t go away watch this people now it’s gone yeah original edited with a free app wait now this seems like an [Music] [Music] advertisement I kind of like that we don’t have mascara on is that though I kind of [ __ ] with is that crazy or no I have to sit like this while we drive because if I don’t I’ll get sitting lines on my stomach I saw a very hideous photo of me on the internet okay that used to lower my spirits now I’m like this yeah so what I have some bad angles I also have some good ones those are on my Instagram you want to know what I look like go on my Instagram don’t look at these terrible Getty Images that someone snapped at me when I was walking through the street no no no no no no no don’t look at those don’t look at those actually in reality that is probably what I look like no but I used to see a bad photo of me and I would cry have to be bedridden for two days now I just am in a bad mood but I’m functional it’s the name of the game if you don’t have a bad angle you’re suffering in other ways interpret that how you want I already know that this is a controversial look there are going to be certain members of my family that are going to look at a photo of this and be like she’s gone off the rails yeah I know I know maybe I have but maybe I just like to have fun no you ever thought that you definitely don’t have fun on season I’ve never seen you tuck your shirt into your bra want don’t know why cuz you don’t even wear a bra I can see it now I can see it now I can see it now what has fashion become these young people what are they doing Read It and Weep people let me [Music] see quick photo Qui I didn’t dress for the weather how are you how are you so good hi that’s of [Music] [Music] I have um a sensitive tooth you know when your tooth gets sensitive which why but I I H chew on that side what happened does that not ever happen to you m- your teeth are rotting my teeth are going to fall out they don’t have this in America I’ve never seen it I not great I think it’s a current oh M cantaloupe can be bad that’s pretty good they brought us so much bread one two three holy [ __ ] that’s too much bread that’s too much I hate wasting food too we’ll probably eat it we’ll eat it over the course of the day [Music] [Applause] [Music] OMG that is so cool no one’s doing [Music] this I just watched a man live my dream let me tell you what I saw this man had an entire plate of french fries for lunch once he finished them he took out his vape and he just started puffing on his Vape a few moments later the waitress comes back up with a glass of red wine it’s 1:30 p.m. and this man has officially experienced three of my favorite experiences he’s on his phone too he’s on his phone he’s had fries he had red wine he had a vape he’s on his phone like I’m not kidding [Music] great this silhouette with maybe do you think Ian I don’t think so very long that’s very cute new sound new sound [Music] unlock I love that it’s you’re right it’s does it photographs really nice I love this color nice so nice off the stock market after 38 years when they were bought by an investment firm called forcan little and Company in a615 million leveraged buyout they then sold some of Dr Pepper’s assets like those bottling plants to lower that debt and basically reverse some of those recent changes that proved to be harmful in a $220 million deal that in 1993 they acquired A&W bran for $334 million which also included the brand scor because A&W had bought them 6 years earlier the non-cola market was growing faster than the cola market so it still put them in a very optimistic place oh my God I’m so tired oh God there’s a hair on my plate but it’s obviously mine so it’s fine when I eat alone all bets are off I’m chewing with my mouth open oh no oh my God I keep dropping my egg on the floor ew I’m going to eat it anyway though I actually wait I really shouldn’t actually I really shouldn’t there’s been like too many shoes on this floor like normally I would eat it if I was at my own house but okay fabulous fabulous dinner alone because Jared is getting a massage Jared’s getting a massage cool Jared no one [Music] cares see o it’s really strong that’s very nice looser I don’t know if that’s possibley tighter like a little tight it’s pretty nice I mean I don’t it doesn’t look too tight I think if we can get the boot right that’s [Music] special I think probably to the floor right it’s cool it’s really good [Music] on today’s episode of cooking with Marty look in the mirror for me babes yeah yeah let’s go ahead and confirm that you look insane this is so good some photos I was kind of nervous about this makeup because we went like very pale in the face normally I like bronze my cheeks up you know give myself a little life but we were paying homage to past Vivian Westwood runways and I was a little nervous in my stomach I was like this is this is honestly probably my favorite look of the whole week so far which is crazy I did not expect that to come out of the last three because I loved every outfit but this feels like a [ __ ] performance I’m going to get a [ __ ] residency in Las Vegas just wearing this like people pay like 50 people pay like 50 and just come see me on a stage just like this it’s like every reference that I love the most is all happening once in one outfit and I couldn’t be more excited and it’s pouring rain out so ultimately the look will be messed up by the time we get there so it doesn’t really matter but this look I was like I don’t care about looking pretty like I’m not trying to find my husband at the Vivian Westwood show um so like I’m willing to take a little risk and look more interesting and intriguing than hot obviously we’re in all the [Music] [Music] [Applause] woo woo wo W woo [Music] [Applause] [Music] soup what did you think when the men started P making weird sounds I thought it was like stomp you know stomp in New York City oh that’s kind of cool that’s kind of the same Vibe honestly exactly croutons in soup okay it’s good the first five minutes of that weird performance though I did start to feel like I was going to have a panic attack cuz I was like I don’t know it was just so unsettling that I like couldn’t handle it no they kind of killed it there were waves of am I going to be okay but then waves of this is amazing are you going to finish this no bread butter parmesan cheese that was from Jared’s pasta press in the bread and the butter lift it up parmesan crusted bread and butter want to take a nap what time is it 3:54 we have 1 hour that’s great I thought you were going to say 20 minutes or something oh my God I there you go all of it no way if you want to go back to your room for an hour have a nap and come back do it is that what you want no but I’m offering it to you I won’t have time to nap cuz I need to like wash this out of my hair and then I have to it’ll take at least 30 minutes in there because it’s so thick to take off the most Chic K here into to see these socks what the hell are those the shoes I had to wear were three sizes too big for me and so we tried to find thick socks and this was the thickest we could find um okay so I need to go on my iPhone and then I’m going to be able to get in the shower oh my God Jared I also have to poop actually so it’s good that you’re leaving great no but you don’t have to go now can do it all all over again right now in 45 minutes I get back into that chair oh one wipe one wipe for all of that she’s back you miss me oh I’m going to fart now okay my stomach hurts I ate too fast I was so so hungry my hotel room is dis that’s where my fart was oh my God you guys excuse me [Music] [Music] oh my God I’m tired oh I’m so tired [Music] [Applause] oh [Applause] oh my God it’s so close you guys one more time all I did was sleep today and I’m [Music] still I’m going to the last show and then I’m going back to Los [Music] Angeles this belt not GNA happen in the car unbutton one of them like two minutes two minutes yeah I’m like craving La vibes marijan okay yeah oh are those palm trees oh I’m going to take a selfie in front of that you know what I mean like oh I just love La I can’t wait tonight is all night or night so that I sleep on the plane so I’m not sleeping tonight but I did take such a long nap that I’m feeling like it’s going to be possible and I’m just going to go on my computer like this and I’m going to edit my M glare photos like this oh my god I’ve been so annoying on Instagram like just spamming myself oh here’s me again everybody wakes up goes on Instagram here’s me again oops here’s me again here’s me again here’s me again oh here’s me again wait a minute oh my God where is she she hasn’t posted oh no here she here She is again I would have unfollowed me actually no I would have put on post notifs should I stop if you [Music] he [Music] oh my God this video is going to get so many views now from an unexpected audience I’m so smiley right now yay because we’re done like I love fashion week this is like for me the Olympics however it’s like it’s the Olympics except there’s no one to compete against and also like there’s no gold like it’s just yeah but it’s my Olympic it’s like so fun I love seeing all the fashion I love it but then by the end I’m I’m oh my God hopped off the plane at LAX it’s full circle oh my God hopped up the plane at Milano I’m here in Italy hopped the plane at CDG um what was that one we never came up with one from Paris hopped off the plane in Paris France yeah yeah I’m dancing with my friends and then and then it all ends with hopped off the plan at LAX it’s like this beautiful thing [Music] oh