Vintage Japanese steel frame, the finest on-sale Aliexpress Chinesium crank and BB, a buttery-clackety 5 speed Suntour (the aptly named “Perfrect”) paired with the world’s finest utility derailleur, Altus M310, and a 5 speed indexed thumbie with a Walmart pedigree. The jank continues with a sun-bleached cruiser seat, a clapped out p-clamped cargo rack, and a super-dooper riser quill. Final flair is the lightweight aluminum dork disc, which, at 48g, counteracts the burdensome rotational mass of the chrome rims, obviously.

Took it for a shakedown ride last night and despite how completly awful it should be, I freaking love it. Gonna be hard, but giving it away. The $25 spend on the Ali crank was worth it. 34×14:28 gearing is great for this commuter setup. 17mph in 5th is quite nice. That’s fast enough. Godspeed!

by Papa_Canks

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  1. gumption_boy on

    I remember one of my buddies at the old co-op had a vintage cruiser frame in one of the bike stands one day, and he was in the process of fitting it with a suspension fork. I love this kind of build.

  2. Obsesses with if he could, he never asked if he should… I love it nonetheless. The definition of a Frankenbike.

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