Egan Bernal 2024, Geraint Thomas, Tom Pidcock, Filippo Ganna or Michal Kwiatowski are no longer the riders they were in the SKY era in the new season. The brutal decline of INEOS is proportional to the drop in performance of Carlos Rodriguez or Luke Rowe and how Dave Brailsford is taking the marginal gains that made Chris Froome and Bradley Wiggins Tour de France winners to Manchester United.
Before the Danish anvy and the Slovenian changed cycling forever with their Innovative preparations and their attitudes in the race Gathering millions of new fans in the process There Was An Almighty team that could win grand Tours with all kinds of riders from PE stards like the alcoholic Bradley Wiggins to
Rookies without prestigious victories like to gagen hars and of course there was the white Kenyan who won a Welter hispania despite being positive for salbutamol who did a Landis in finest as the main star of the team and we must not forget the popular doping Doctor Richard Freeman as a standard Bearer and
Those multiple dopers in the team structure such as Bobby julick or sha Yates who knew how to transmit their knowledge to those Noble athletes and then there are the fallen soldiers who retired from the team in strange Health circumstances Riders such as vasel kenka benat in chowy the Doper Michael Rogers
Or the legendary Peter kenyu we are obviously talking about the mythical Sky team that was formed so that her majesty the queen of the United Kingdom could enjoy the victories of her subjects during the London 2012 Olympics in the darkest preparation plan of the decade but now this is a team whose
Notorious decline in recent seasons has become utterly alarming despite the fact that it is now owned by a billionaire who manufactures and sells chemicals and still has a huge budget of €50 million e identical to that of the rubber Bank team and only 10 million less than the UAE team Emirates of
Dracula gianetti and dracul Machin and all that dirty money of the Arab Shakes as of March the 21st 2024 the team has only two wins this season one of them the galsan village time trial in which the times didn’t count and then outfits with far less budget like Lotto
Destiny Education First and even the pathetic movie star have more wins than the guys who had marginal earnings just what has happened well there are three theories on this let us know in the comments which one convinces you the most and don’t forget you can always leave us super thanks if you
Enjoy our videos don’t want to end up forgotten like John Lee Augustin Theory number one aito Bernal and his accidents at the end of the last decade sky was the biggest budget team in the world Tour by far they signed the most promising youngsters with multi-million dollar contracts and of
All of them the Colombian Burnal from the old Druids team was by far the most successful in his first season in the world tour he helped the peard and classic man gar Thomas to win his only tour to France after having finished second to last 10 years earlier in the
Doped bow world of Moises dwas and the white Kenyan in his second year he conquered parin and the T towis and especially he won the Tour to France without being able to raise his arms when the decisive climbing stopped but still the yellow Jersey in Paris is
After all what counts it seemed that he was going to be an epoa Rider but in injury and bad company and parties with women who kept him away from the path of Christianity and bad management from a British Team all made him stagnate although he did win the jro ditalia 2021
Rather brilliantly in the rain but just when he had returned to the fold of loyalty with MAF Motas and renewed his contract for Four Seasons with inos a horrific training accident almost ended his professional career to Seasons later egito has not raised his arms and although this 2024 season has seen him
Performing well in races like the Galan tour which was dominated by the anvy and he could be top 10 in parin it seems that his level is no longer going to reach the two aliens Who currently dominate the big stage races the team management also seems to exploit the
Colombian especially at the beginning of the campaign without being very clear about what they want to do with him because egito has never been the leader of the team for the British who pay his salary and they want immediate performance from a little Rider one who
Was about to die while training for them the Welter espania 2024 will be his last chance to lead the inos team in a gror we wish him the best of luck now Theory two the hardcore of the team got old in the Tour of France of the white Kenyan and Thomas and egito
There was you usually always a group of riders surrounding the superstars who exclusively enjoyed the marginal gains sometimes with premium performances lowering the saddle a little bit or putting the water bottle in the right position we’re talking about the near alcoholic mikal kovski who only appears one day a year at least
For the last three seasons but he doesn’t remind us that he’s still earning close to 2 million euros per season the guy who only has time trial victories Jonathan Castro Vio the Sprinter who isn’t fast Ilia viviani or the gregario who no longer climbs like he used to Luke row or the mascot
Cyclist Cameron ver all of them more burnt out than an old motorcycle lacking hunger for victories and with no other ambition or pretension than to live off the state’s allowances as a large family of Peddlers the only Superstar who remains in the team from its Beginnings is gho
Who at 38 was still close to winning ajiro Italia and who continues to prepare himself commendably so as not to go back to being that fat man who thrilled Dracula gianetti at Sonia Duval but obviously Thomas is not going to win any more grand Tours not even any
Important stages because he is not an attacking cyclist but he earns a salary of more than2 and a half million e and even if he performs well he will never be a real rival to one of the great Monsters of cycling but if those who are of perfect age like agito are badly
Managed and those who are getting on a bit and no longer able to suffer like Al Philipe without being able to drink on a bike what about the youngsters which brings us to Theory number three sir Dave brailsford’s disaster in a cycle sport where kids like Remco aapol guys between 25 and 29
Years old are the main World Stars signing young promising stars of the future would be a great option towards being competitive again and in principle the inexperienced inos kids have proven to be good Riders multi-tool tomit has been able to win stratan and a stage at aldz Joshua Tarling is already one of
The best time trialists in the world before he could even drink a Gordon beer at home and Carlos Rodriguez is already come close to getting on the podium of the tour to France after beating the two cycling aliens on the The Descent of the jeup inos has good youngsters but
Neither they nor the hater Brothers nor Ty arensman nor Ben Turner nor Magnus Sheffield after miraculously saving his life have made the big leap forward that was expected of them is it because they’re suddenly bad Riders has Philip oana suddenly forgotten to ride like a shredder in time trials and on flat
Stages no no not at all the real answer and what I think is the theory behind the big big fall of inos grenadiers is the utter sloppiness of s Dave brailsford the man who blew away multiple British Olympic Champions the guy who watched the dope to the gilds
David Miller win a world championship The Mastermind behind all the marginal gains and who was evidently acquitted at the team Sky doping trial thanks to his contacts in the British government and all he knew about the London Olympic plan that veritable cycling Jugger not has shifted his focus and although he is
Still the team manager his chemistry playing billionaire friend has bought Manchester United of the English Premier League and hired the sexagenerian brailsford as Sports director his mission is to improve the performance of the flagging soccer team and to clean up dopers like Andre Onana and drunks like
Marcus rashford just as he did with Bradley Wiggins in the past brailsford has already worked for French league onside n but the Bold multi-disciplinarian is facing a challenge now with Manchester United he has to bring them back to the fame and fortune of the days of the aggressor
Eric canar the honger David Beckham and the tax frauds to Cristiano Ronaldo unfortunately this is taking time and attention and investment away from inos cycling team and the results are showing the youngsters are getting worse the established Riders are stagnating and the old ones are no longer
Performing maybe the time has come for the popular UK postal to leave the circus and Make Way for people with new marginal gains because someone has to stop the aliens and inos it’s not going to be You
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Dracula Gianetti got me in tears lmao this channel is pure gold
Other teams have thick blood now as well
I wonder how Gary Imlach feels about working every summer with these doppers… Can't imagine he approves 🤔.
They had Marcel Kittle on last summer and it's the first time I've heard him speak etc. I must admit his claim of poor mental ill health as the reason for his sudden withdrawal from cycling seems hard to believe given his personality and genuine high level of self confidence. I seem to recall that Pete Kennaugh cited the same reason as did Tam Demoulan. A coincidence I guess. I do hope that the reason of mental ill health isn't being abused for nefarious reasons and to act as a fig leaf for something rotten.
All is crap. Sky went south when Nicolas Portal passed away. He kept the team in order
Much as we love to simplify things, when a problem’s rationale could plausibly be either A, B or C …. in my life experience it’s usually a bit of A, a bit of B and a bit of C. I think all the factors you identify are important in INEOS’s ‘demise’. Bravi!
Best channel of the world!
You need to rename the channel Condescension Cycling. Wickedly amusing.
I went to Lpool Uni and someone I knew there commented on former alumni Davey Boy Brailsford "He'd sell his granny if she could get him a free bus pass" a cold like character careerist who simply threw people under the proverbial bus and didn't mind being economical with the truth as a result of it.
Never bought Team Sky or their BS marginal gains nonsense.
Let’s goooo
Team Sky is probably the biggest all time cycling disappointment. After Discovery we all hoped and believed things would be different. Then Sky came along and just gave us another 10 years of cheating. But hey at least they got prescriptions. Scum bags.
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Ineos enters a project and it turns to rubbish not the first time this has happened (looking at the Americas cup and Mercedes f1 team and soon to be Manchester United well they’re useless already lol)
😂 Gaviria could easily become the new Juan Valdez
Out with the old, in with the new clean teams! Thanks UCI! so transparent.
Touche !!!
i can never tell how serious these vids are, but they funny asf
prime Froome and Contador would beat Vingegard and Pogacar in a grand tour. Pogacar would better them all in classics though.
Ineos? What do you think about marathon running?
This channel is more doped up than GCN. 😎
Sky was a leader in doping. Now Ineos is outdoped by UAE, Visma, Alpacin, and others. Testosterone patches and blood doping is not enough these days.
The other teams can easily sustain 6 watts per kilo in their tempo and Uber doped riders are doing 7 watts per kilo on whatever shit they are on that ineos guys don’t have access to
I wonder if there's ever been a more alien transformation from middling domestique to best in the world than Chris Froome's crazy ascent in 2011. About to be discarded by Team Sky, finishing 94th in the Tour of Poland, he becomes a world beater a few weeks later at the Vuelta. The rest is history.
This guy is so funny!
The team doctors is to blame
Theory number 4: Poor Team Chemistry . . . pun intended!
Theory 4. When Ineos took control the owner made it clear if their was a single doping positive or even if a rider was named dodgy practices he would not just pull sponsorship but totally shutdown the team. Not long after Brailsford moved on and clearly the doping protocals ceased as did the results
They should just ban Pogi and Vingegaard from racing. Cycling would be more entertaining to watch. however, they should re run each race again but with just Pogi racing against Vingegaard and no other cyclists.
INEOS needs a new master mind! I’m a big fan of INEOS and as I see it. You need attacking riders not riders give up towards the end of races. Wake up now!
This video is 100% correct! Sadness 😢Boot Brailesford now!!!!!!!!!!
There should be far, far more cycling fans following this channel. I love the dismissive names: whore-monger, wife-beater, aliens etc. The humour is great; even the content creator's voice is distinctive. Keep up the great work, keep making me laugh. Above all, keep hinting (not so subtly) at the truth: these monsters can't/shouldn't be able to ride/recover at this level stage after stage, race after race. Many thanks.
Thanks!
I’m so happy to see DB stop being able to brag.
This is my kind of humour. Love your voice too.
Sky and Ineos the two most boring teams in the history of cycling
The loss of Freeman was huge. He deserves a place in the pantheon of greats with Fuentes, Ferrari, Conconi, Van Mol, San Milan, Lagrou, Wielink & Verstappen et al.
Re: some of the odd retirements / hiatuses both for Sky / Ineos and other teams …. some may well be repercussions of 'treatments' gone wrong, but how much have you heard on the grapevine about shadow bans? This is something the cycling media studiously avoids talking about, but which I'm sure happens. Every dope riddled sport that's trying to project a clean image does it.
No need to bring our dead queen into this.
SO. MUCH. BEER.
Hi Highlights. Really like your stuff. Is there anywhere I can find the references, videos and articles you use for your videos. Have a nice day.
Would love to see Bernal back in shape and competing Jonas..
Why so much hatred towards cycling and cyclists in general? [HINT: guy got dropped on 1st cat 4 hill racing cat 5 weekend dudes and gals]
that aged like a fine milk
The UCI commissioners are paid off by teams to let them dope (the UCI is the only major sporting organization whose directors do not have to report their finances annually or at all) . So when other teams had as much money to buy off the UCI it is only logical that they no longer won. They lost their advantage.
I wonder if the presenter hasn't been already been challenged on veracity on the info and insinuations stated here? I cringe thinking about lawsuits
Bernal won Le Tour, without winning a stage, and probably because of a landslide. Julian Alaphillipe should have won it that year.
Bernal has been doing well so far this season.
You just got to love this channel 💯
I find your videos very entertaining though often I don't know where truth and fiction meet.