MY ENGLAND EURO 2024 SQUAD…

The Irish Guy selects his England Euro 2024 squad, including the likes of Manchester United forward Marcus Rashford, Liverpool defender Joe Gomez and Real Madrid star Jude Bellingham.

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Hello I have the Irish guy and right is everybody excited about Euro 2024 yes Euro 2024 I fly remember Euro 2004 wow I feel like Judy Dench but Lads is it coming home if it does come home then Lads I will eat 15 balls of Rice

Krispies in a row yeah I’d probably go to bed that night wishing snap crackle and pop get castrated by their mom but L I know that I am IR rich and so yes obviously if England live this Trophy this summer was we’re getting coached by

A former fairy Bank C half oh I will feel like chewing every hair on my head but go on then I am still going to pick my perfect 23 man England squad for Euro 2024 if I was that way inclined and that’s I love the squads have now been

Reduced from that bloated 26-man Squad where everyone gets a seat on the plane to the much more ruthless 23 man squad because when the squad is that size oh it always makes for a shock high profile all missions right let’s go Jordan Pigford look England’s goalkeeping options are limited never in the the

Entire length of his career is Jordan pford status in the England starting 11 ever being so secure the man is virtually zero competition so even the Mead Donuts who down the pub still cling to that arigi goal from 2018 as proof that pford is an auratic turnup who

Nobody can rely on as you that I think pford is great even though according to his birth start he should really be called Jordan Logan who does he think he is Wolverine Sam Johnstone lad England’s goalkeeping options are weak lad at a minute if you were to pick a combined

England and Ireland Squad only one of our players would actually trickle into the England squad right now and that would be queing kellerer playing back up to pford that’s it we all right Sam Johnstone does not really deserve to go to the Euros with England I mean he is

About as exciting a prospect as an omelette filled with piglet toe by All rights Dean Henderson’s arrival at Palace last summer should have consigned this average meat muffin to the bench but now despite looking like some middle wall skin head who his pretty much ritual consists of eating a burger from

A van smoking 14 cigarettes behind the bush before beating up a nun under need to pick and Bridge yeah go on and he’s at least one of the few goalies playing regular football right now and he was in the last Euro Squad where England very nearly won the whole thing Aaron

Ramsdale lad the England goalkeeper situation is so desperate that apparently gett s is considering whether or not to bring Jack butland back from the dead you know they be follow Rangers goalie who hasn’t been given a look in for an England callop in 6 years as if

He saw the fa secretary sending him a text he’d probably assume a bunch of naughty 14-year-olds had gotten hold of his phone number at school I’m sorry but yes he’s doing well at Rangers but if you’re going to base this off what’s going on in the Scottish leagues why not

Talk Joe Hart at of retirement this summer then yeah South Kate is more likely to drink dog vomit out of a shoe bringing butland back into England squad would be like going down the cemetery digging up your granny and inviting her to the cinema I mean at least you’d have

All the popcorn to yourself look if Nick Pope was fit he would be going to this tournament as the number two but he is still out for another month so that would be a risk andon ramsdale does not deserve to go he has not played enough

Minutes but I also think it would be nuty to someone like Jason steel who’s in and out of the brighten team so much he’s probably got whiplash in his neck look ramale is a quality goalie at heart he’s also a good personality to have in the dressing room he’s at least somebody

Who is fun cuz I imagine being stuck in a German hotel for a month with the likes of Dean Henderson someone who seems Gob in the Britney Spears someone who would probably kick up a fuss if you dare to sneeze within 12 yards of his morning mole no you could do without

Someone as temperamental as that ramsdale should be fine as a number three Kyle Walker this doesn’t even need any EXP ation yes Kyle Walker made a provement over the last year that he has clearly got the IQ of someone who will happily pay money to see Ant-Man 4 he

Seems about as intelligent as a headless teddy bear and yet if you were his wife you would probably feel more paranoid than a spy for MI5 but listen Walker is an absolutely world class right back I’m sorry but for this golden generation of English right backs for someone to still

Be comfortably top of that pile even when he’s nearly 34 when most Defenders Pace have gone incredible by the way that’s trying to hit 200,000 subscribers as soon as possible but I’ve decided to pick a rivalry with anfield agenda I mean we’re both Irish he’s very close to

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Back into the video Ben White I don’t think Ben White will go to this tournament because gett Southgate clearly does not like him I mean is it because he strangely quit the last World Cup halfway through was that a royen inan moment it’s just being kept incredibly quiet somehow I doubt it

Because white seems like a polite shy man who sooner lck clitler AR piss then get involved in an argument L Ben White is supposed to be a Rolls Royce ball playing Center half in reality he’s instead just a pretty fantastic Arsenal right back playing in that position he’s

Been involved in 56 Arsenal wins over the last 18 months both he and Walker are the only Top Class English right backs who’ve kept themselves fit all year yeah I would bring white over a Kieran trippier who who form for Newcastle has been very sloppy and

Gareth do you really want to bring two right backs who turn 34 this year you know the same age I don’t sure it was when he retired white is just 26 and might just be about to become a premier league winning right back I mean letting him spend the entire month of June

Edting burgers on the couch with a premier league Winner’s medal draped around his neck that’s nonsense the only time you should leave a premier league winning right back out of an England squad is when that right back is Danny Simpson and he can also play center half

To get on that play Harry McGuire look I don’t want to hear it yes Harry McGuire at times has been a laughable horror show in a Manchester United shirt I’m well aware for the level of expectation and profile I don’t think I’ve ever seen a worse cender half showing than Maguire

Against Tottenham in 2020 well that’s Maguire is having a pretty decent season at Old Trafford and he’s never let England down of course he’s going to the Euros he never lets them down so I don’t want to hear any living England fans getting sick in the toaster when they

Hear that Maguire is on the plane I mean if it was up to the haters as mom probably calls them they’d probably prefer to cellotape him to the wing and have him spending the three-hour journey to Germany banging his head off the clouds but relax muar England is fine

Jon Stones do you know what’s interesting Jon Stones is by far and away England’s only Elite Center half people like to call this a center back crisis era for England it’s not they have plenty of good center backs I mean Chris maing is a good Center back and

Ever present for Roma who last summer was Ling to Juventus and Inter Milan yeah he’s about 16th Choice Center half for England Southgate likes Smalling about as much as he likes eating mice with a spoon he would probably prefer small pox to Smalling but Stones England

It’s only eat under half right you know what’s mad though he’s only played six League games that’s Cent her back for Man City this season the guy has turned into a Philip lamb esque defensive midfielder in pep guardiola’s fluid system and that that would be tempting for Southgate to squeeze him into a

Midfield double pivot with Dean rice but again the annoying thing is that yeah he’s England’s only great Center half so he sort of has to stay back there the ENT competition yeah Maguire and Stones Joe Gomez you might think that I am utterly nuts imagine if someone had told

You last summer that they wanted Joe Gomez to go to Euro 2024 they would assume you would just electrocut your brain while trying to make toast in the bath Joe Gomez Joe Gomez I’m sorry huh my only memory of Gomez been involved in an England Camp is just him squabbling

With rahee Sterling in the canteen 5 years ago maybe they were fighting over the last chocolate muffin I don’t know but his England career was canceled after that well um here here’s a spoiler for you Lads this England squad is a no Sterling Zone Gomez has been fantastic

This season he’s played 18 games at right back 15 games at left back four games at Center back and even two in defensive midfield for a rampant Liverpool team chasing down the Premier League yes yes it’s first until these things of John O’Shea you know the current AR manager was never Elite in

Any position but hey he was still a very useful chunk of furniture for one of the greatest Club sites in history Gomez is a perfect chunk of cellot tape he can fill in for four different positions when there’s injuries in the England Camp he’s willing to step in and do a

7.5 out of 10 job yes the likelihood is that he want him to play a minute on the pitch but just his presence being able to play multiple positions if sou doesn’t choose him then it is a joke Eric Dyer yeah the final Center half

Spot goes to Eric dire and I know what you’re thinking you all think that I’ve just eaten a bowl full of poison spaghetti it’s crazy right I know ER fans will be disgusted that I’ve chosen to leave out their 100 million pound R javard brandway so instead of choose a

All the old lump of human toast well yes both brane and Levi coell are decent 21-year-old English Defenders yeah they’ve got a combined one senior C between them I would consider alomi toori before either one a his name is longer than the entire script of Prison Break last people want to Bone

England’s horrible cender half deficiencies yes but I mean for the fourth and final spot I’m literally having to choose between a Bayern Munich Defender and an AC Milan one I think Roy hon would have gladly thrown himself onto a bunfire to be blessed with that choice 10 years ago instead of

Constantly having a Ringfield Jones look tamori is missed a huge chunk of this season through injury but Dy is a man reborn in Germany a ball playing Center half he has been fantastic since moving to byon in January there’s been an upturn in form he just pull string from

The back in an 8-1 win over mines chucking the fact that he’s only one game shy of his 50th cap he has been there and done it for his nation in high pressure situations oh yeah and can play Anywhere across the back four and in Midfield oh get him on the plane Luke

Shaw look Luke Shaw has been a brilliant left back for England but he has had an injury ravage season from Man United and it’s now a Race Against Time To Be Fifth I think Shaw is that good that you bring him anyway but that’s bad news for Ben

Chilwell because my rule would be that if need be you can make allowances for one injury with left back but not two and chilwell has barely played for Chelsea this season so I would leave him at home you know what’s crazy it means that chilo will be a 50 million pound

Champions League winning left back who’s going to get to 31 years of age at least and will never have played a single minute at an International Tournament ouch Tino liento yeah this is a crazy wild card pck you’re probably all looking at this choice and spluttering

Tea all over your laptop screen um can I just ask you what’s that on the other tab yeah I can see you through the screen you filthy little boy but I’m sorry if I was English I would not be taking two injury ravage left backs Tino

Lio has zero England caps sure and it’s elgible to play for either Scotland or Portugal Tino is one of those ambidextrous players who I don’t think I don’t think they have a preferred position I think he’s every but as good a left back as he is a right back what’s

Made me choke this Newcastle defender in here is his outstanding Pace he has the same cheat code AS Kyle Walker so if Walker does rip his hamstring open like a Mexican pinata except unfortunately there be no Mars Bars and one G’s been emptied on the pitch nah just a bunch of

Muscle tissue and the phone numbers of his Mr then I think libero is a ridiculously quick like for like Swap and simly I mean it sure is not fish then libero could fight out with Gomez for a starting left back spot look this is a massive Wild Card pick but livero

Is quality he’s Cal he’s brilliant on the ball he’s devastatingly quick come on he has played Champions League football this season has chilwell has Tyreek Mitchell has R Henry Kil mbapp is the best player at this tournament liento was in the same defense that kept him quiet in his own stadium 3 months

Ago get him on the plane Dean rice obviously on the plane and starting in defense Midfield in a 4 2 31 obviously next Trent Alexander Arnold yeah when I didn’t pick Trent Alexander Arnold in the Defenders group there were probably a bunch of trickered Liverpool fans

Howling at the moon no I would bring Trent as Rice’s defensive Midfield partner for the group stage I mean England are going to dominate possession against Slovenia Serbia and Denmark perfect get Alexander Arnold on the ball let rice be the Destroyer I mean like at Spurs back in the day when Wilson

Palasio would just crunch into tackles and just give the ball to luuka Modric to produce some passing magic in this system Trent is the Modric for the group stage but when England are up against big hitters like Portugal Spain or France in The Knockout rounds who will probably Edge The Possession stats

That’s when this kid comes into the team kobby Mayu yeah it seems naughty kobby Mayu was born in 2005 he was just 2 years old when The Simpsons movie was released that kid would have been one of those insufferable 11year olds who a few years ago were holding up tra by hunting

For bulbasaurus in the middle of the road not only am I picking this Manchester United young gun in this squad somebody who probably siden merch in his bedroom but I am saying that I would have him starting for England in The Knockout rounds beside rice and yes

Lads if Calvin Phillips could do that job Euro 2020 a largely unfit banana pie who absolutely Marshal that Midfield all tournament long after being a bit of a West H flop so far there’s more chance of me marrying a werewolf in a pond then Philips getting an England Tech so

Honestly I think Mayu has the composure timing and maturity on the ball this isn’t like that stupid Wild Card pig when picked a 17-year-old tail walk up for that World Cup before he even made his peric debut no Mayu will be 19 next month and plays week in week out for

Manchester United get him on that plane so that’s it I’m only choosing three defensive midfielders on paper but again I mean both Gomez and D can fill in there and if worst case scenario happens and both those guys catch food poisoning after sharing a donut they found in a

Bush then Stones can come into Midfield 2 leaving a center back per up Maguire and white simple in this squad everybody can do everybody else’s job Jude Bellingham so since I’m playing a 42 31 here comes the number 10 Jude Bellingham is the first name of the team Sheet

Southgate has to build a team around him and he’s currently scoring 20 goals in 31 games for the biggest club in the world while it’s playing as a number 10 so it’s not rocket science forget about the Midfield three of foden rice and Bellingham considering rice isn’t

Exactly an out andout number six I mean he is more to his game than an old school casemiro then I think with two attacking midfielders beside him he would be more overwhelmed than Stevie Wonder trying to drive a v cork James Madison this is bingham’s underst study

As England’s number 10 James Madison is an absolutely quality baller he’s got goals and assists and has absolutely finally overtaken Jack greish in the England pecking order which is an outstanding turnaround I mean less than a year ago greish was playing week in week out for a team who won the treble

While Madison was getting relegated to the championship the fact that Madison has managed to overtake greish it’s actually a mammoth achievement Phil foden yeah on the left wing I know I know the Phil foden prefers it in the middle but I’m sorry if one of the greatest managers who ever live thinks

Folden is better on the wing than Southgate Chuck folden on the Wingo Saka l two months ago people were talking about payo Saka being a wet bag of potatoes his form was dead in a ditch yeah I mean he’s been magnificent ever since one of the most dangerous Wingers

In European football he’s got 16 goals and 15 assists for Arsenal this season Lads of those three poor lads who missed penalties for England in the final of Euro 2020 Saka has been the only one who has been consistently brilliant ever since get Saka on that right wing 100%

Cole pammer Cole pammer has absolutely played his way into the squad that’s I thought when Chelsea signed for Man City last summer that that he wrecked his career and like n MW was just going to be shoved on a crowded Chelsea bench instead he’s been their best player by

An absolute mile I think if he had stayed at the Eddie hat he’d still be some Virtual City cheerleader and at nearly 22 wouldn’t have a chance of making this England squad well no he’s got 15 goals and 11 assists for a harly average Chelsea the guy is absolute

Class he’s got skill creativity unpredictability this is the man who’s absolutely robbing gish’s spot on the plane and azi he’s going to be a brilliant impact sub Marcus rashford this final position on the wing really is up for grabs lad I have massively rated Jayden Sancho as a player I

Thought it was nutty that he wasn’t in the England starting 11 at your 2020 he’d been that good for Dortmund but I would admit now that Chucky England squad now would be like inviting your ex-wife on your honeymoon you don’t need that toxic cloud in your suitcase lad I

Am completely ruling greish out he’s got three goals and two assists this season guol is criticized in public daku is essentially taking his job this is going to be a miserable summer for him no Euros with England I can actually see him forcing a move back to Aston Villa

By the 1st of August he’s still going to be sticking of Jin I mean the seventh most expensive footballer of all time failing to make his own nation’s 23 man squad just 3 years after becoming a 100 million pound player has something like that ever happened before it’s like if

Paul pwa failed to make the FR Squad at Euro 2020 just what this comes down to Marcus rashford versus Anthony Gordon if I was south okay this is a decision I would not be able to fully make until the end of May Gordon has been far better this season well rashford has a

Much higher ceiling when both players are at their best then rashford verges on world class while Gordon is just a better Harvey Barnes this is Harsh this is unfair on Gordon but based on potential and what he’s done for England in the past then I would bring rashford

For the bench Harry Kane no explanation next OE Watkins 21 goals and 10 assist for Aston Villa this season surely OE Watkins is getting on that play Ian Tony I’m sorry Jared Bowen after His stunning season for West Ham he will feel disgusted not to get a call up but but

If you’re building the team around Bellingham and Kane then you need to have a like for like replacement for both Bowen is not that he’s in the mold of a Watkins a lively energetic forward buzzing around the box like a predatory bumblebee Tony is something different

Like Kane he can hold up the ball but he can also drop deeper into Midfield his range of passing is fantastic his finishing is unbelievable his ice cool penalties are like a cheat code if england are in a penalty shootout get Tony on the pitch and he will not miss

He’s also more unpredictable a player than Kane he’s got more Flair this is someone who tries to whack in volleys from 55 yards Hy get Tony in that Squad he is the perfect backup for Kane so that’s the 23 man squad and yeah I would choose a standby list of Nick Pope

Kieran trippier Jared brwi Conor Gallagher and Jared bow that’s pretty much it but let me know what do you think have I got this all wrong let me know your squad in the comment below what players have I put in that you think are absolutely naughty which ones

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