Little Z’s Unethical Life Hacks- Underdogs Podcast #103

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Welcome to The Underdogs podcast strap yourselves in for one hour of unrivaled audio entertainment featuring Little Z that’s right guys lucid dreaming is back I’m going to start trying to do it you’re going to start hearing about my dreams one uh here yes I’m Jordan and I am here

Director Cocker well thanks for coming Jordan I can’t wait to see who else is coming we’ve got four spots don’t we who’s special guest oh hey guys it’s me Rooster Teeth oh wait no I’m not here I’m shut down jeez what the hell dude it’s been like two days and you’re

Dancing on their grave no me I got confused cuz I was going to intro my title as oh I’m Jordan and I miss Rooster Teeth but then I had to be the special guest so then I thought of that and then you could see me fall apart

Potentially maybe you missed it maybe I pulled it offord improvises challenge Jordan thinks it more than like you know it’s like the the data rate data transfer rate you know you can’t get yeah you got like one thought got bottlenecked one thought bandwidth and then you couldn’t get two thought

Thought just like oh no I feel a bit that way sometimes well it’s more that like I’m thinking about all too much [ __ ] and then I end up well me as well but it’s two for me I think for you it might get a bit higher did you guys ever watch Rooster

Teeth though I did a big fan of Achievement Hunter gav Michael Dan it was like pretty much do you know anything about him jack no ST so well from the top they were like the very first ever gaming videos ever red verse blue they did like Halo videos

Holy [ __ ] like in 2002 or something before YouTube anyway where was that posted then like on their own website or like people download it old school it was like the first ever kind of gaming entertainment and then they kind basically paved the way for us yeah they kind of gaming channel is very

Reminiscent of that I feel they walked so we could walk also they walked so we could craw yeah a run but yeah and then they were one of the first um people to do like a group let’s play kind of channels or they had Achievement Hunter

Which was like the First videos on like oh this is how to get this achievement H they kind of just this podcast nearly we nearly partnered with lucky we did it I remember saved them actually I was going to say maybe if they had the the dog Revenue coming

In they would have died even faster yeah and then they also had like that was like the first podcast I ever listened to was their podcast I listen to it all the time like 300 or something episodes I listen to of their podcast you’ve listened to them all I’ve listened no

Cuz now they’re up to like a thousand I think but at that point when I was in high school I feel like they actually made me like a bit of a normal human cuz I’d listen to them oh this what normal people sound like I think so M okay it

Kind of gave me a healthy parasocial relationship I feel well okayy is there such thing as a health Rel okay cuz it’s like I never really listened to adults or like people just talking and then you just got to listen to them talk and like oh this is what

People think about yeah who aren’t like just my friends who I hop on left the Dead with every night like it’s just another group of people’s perspectives so they they also like got me into podcast they I think they paved the way for podcast as well a little bit [ __ ]

They a lot of walking and everyone else is running past them that is essentially what happened I feel like they didn’t adapt and like move on as much okay so now present day what they just got shut down recently they got shut down like this morning what yeah wow okay so cuz I

Think Warner bro started owning them and then Warner Bros like this is not going well Warner Bros own them ladies and gentlemen yeah what the [ __ ] is Warner Bros doing that’s like too important that they need to focus on over Rooster Teeth movies yeah no they haven’t had a

Good movie in a while have they that’s not true Bugs Bunny that was so long ago what Space Jam 2 didn’t that get [ __ ] the worst reviews on the planet I think they’ve done more movies than space JB 2 and Bugs Bunny all right we’re going to

Look up Warner bro’s most sh down teeth so they could buy LeBron James all right I’ve pulled up the most recent Warner Bros movie that has been released 2024 March 1st oh [ __ ] it’s Dune part two that’s actually apparently it’s doing very well I Ultra Ro teeth wasn’t wasn’t keeping up

Yeah I’ll I’ll eat my words on that that and then oh but Aquaman was a bit [ __ ] oh they did Wonka [ __ ] they’re pretty all right actually couple of you guys thought they didn’t do anything I didn’t think that I don’t know movies no I honestly just couldn’t remember seeing

The Warner Bros logo at the start of a movie I liked recently and I really went wild off the deep end based on that yeah you haven’t seen a WB lately since Harry Potter a WB oh yeah keep up Jordan had a second thought too

Much no cuz I was thinking yeah I used to watch like did you ever watch their Minecraft videos their Let’s Plays and stuff like that course yeah I feel like that kind of inspired underdogs a little bit well probably not for Jackson but no

Not at all for me I see it Jackson only rocks up with the cash yeah cash but yeah I will I will miss them they were good um we got a message did they give a proper reason or was it actually just Warner I think it’s just a money

Situation like that just in general rooster just not been doing well for a while they kind of at least with their let’s play Channel as well it’s like they got to the point where they’ grown so much and then the people who are the original cast started like leaving cuz

They’re getting like in their mid-30s and stuff like that got do other things and like even the podcast I don’t know if you remember Bernie Burns but he like left the podcast a while ago and he started a new podcast which I started listening to but like I guess all the

Original people kind of shifted out and it kind of became a completely new channel at that point Point yeah it’s more of an organization than like a channel I suppose it sounds like at least yeah really grew cuz well we got a message from CJ they shut down leaving

150 workers without jobs and multiple contracts so they must have grown I think they just grew immensely and it just didn’t keep like the views and all that keep growing so that’s why we don’t grow it’s just us three we actually get rid of people we got down early we got rid of

Hop and yeah we haven’t replaced him with some second rate HopCat no forget that we’ll just slowly dwindle out until it’s just honestly better to just have nothing Z in his room doing the Pod yeah so I’ve put three topics this week yeah is that who we think is going to be

Who’s the last one standing it’s your house yeah your house got me think it’s you no but I I mean sort of in online presence YouTube podcasting in general I feel like Jackson could be to go because you’ve got Ambitions outside yeah I don’t on the outside so hanging around

What are your Ambitions no Ambitions would you be happy spinning the wheel on live streams for the rest of your life if I could yeah just doing all the crazy [ __ ] that comes up on the wheel yeah you’re like 80 it’s like the wheel is like you’re in a retirement home it’s

Play Bingo or like replace your dentures here’s the thing I don’t think I don’t think I can leave the wheel because I owe so many spins still how many is it now 1,800 or something so you going to spill what one every 5 minutes you got

To raise the bar 10 the bar ations that’s true and then slowly work my way down over the years how many have you got 1,800 spins let’s let’s what is the worst thing on the whole wheel actually at this point I can’t remember there’s a lot of disgusting

Ones just like drink a bunch of soy sauce or something like that that’s probably slowly killing me wi vinegar if you don’t know poppet streams and Spins a wheel and just has to do whatever it lands on yeah and I just keep adding stuff to it cuz it’s but you add the

Stuff so people know right yeah but people if people suggest something good I’ll do it yeah um just so you’re on the same page if it takes you 5 minutes per spin you’ve got 150 hours of that’s not bad that’s a weak like subathon which so many people do weak of just doing

Nothing else but spinning and 5 minutes per spin as well I don’t know how long they normally yeah that’s not CU some like play Counter Strike match yeah and then that’s like almost an hour yeah yeah so I’ll be doing it for a while so

I’m not next to go no do you have Ambitions outside of YouTube Zach uh oh that’s a good question I have lots of Ambitions within YouTube yeah and I feel like I’m trying to provide some cont ex opposite no I think like the way I’m moving with my YouTube is probably

Giving me some skills that that can then lead into real life stuff like doing like photography or videography outside of YouTube or maybe just like passion projects short films in that I’m kind of hoping smash 6 comes out and I can retire off that yeah that would be handy

Know if I want smash Nintendo if you’re listening and you were about to release it and you heard Zach be like actually I want it I would like it about to drop everyone is op3 and smash 6 and just retire sure you can’t tease the viewers like that well I’ve already said that

Everyone is op3 is probably a smash 6 thing because of like I mean smash ultimate yeah at this point it’s Grim it’s not giving me any sort of passion to make it and I lost most of the replays due to an update so that’s cool oh I’ve said this before on stream but

There you go guys yeah that’s scre I will make it for smash 6 that’ll be [ __ ] hype the best video ever all the classics can come back you can’t you can kind of just redo everything that worked with smash ultimate with smash 6 going to release IRL moves so many

YouTubers are going to be doing it though TC Nick is popping off still with smash he is he is good on him absolute fiend and he’s coming on an underdogs video so who really won where going to walk so the party crashers can run will be the next Rooster Teeth oh no boy

That’s the timeline Rooster Teeth underdogs party crashes that’s who’s falling in order yeah yeah damn we’re next so does anyone have something to talk about yes we all should yes sorry I’m not good at transitions I I’ve got something cut all this out jackon yeah um I’ve been getting these

Very strange YouTube shorts this week oh so I careful it’s not a self-report no no it’s not okay good so I wanted to talk abouty boy keep popping up on I don’t know why I never watch it talk about twerking no um unethical life hacks have you heard of that term

Unethical life hack I’ve never heard of this can I ever guess at what it might be yeah you can try and come up with one if you want I’ve never heard of this unethical life hacks must be like doing something that like kind of puts others

Down for you to get ahead like oh life hack if you want a free soft serve just grab someone’s soft serve for McDonald’s I don’t think we’re crediting him with guessing because he just said what it means like saying can I guess what red octopus is it’s like an octopus that’s

Red kind of exactly what you did Jo fair I know I’m not paying that at all count I do like the example I don’t care if you’re counting it I do like the example you gave though you want a free soft serve just take some S I could have think of a good

Unethical hack but clearly we’re about to hear some unbelievable yeah so I’ve got some I’m probably going to make a main channel YouTube video on this because I just found them so like insane yeah so I’ll start off with some pretty tame ones uh have you ever done this

Before Jordan when staying at a hotel tell them it’s your anniversary or that you’re engaged to get a better room no but I definitely have thought about it I feel like that’s a classic one even movies do that you know I think when we went to Japan Holly and Maddy were doing

That at every Hotel oh really I remember yeah when we were booking like Maddy always tells me like popping in that we just got engaged when I filled in for you at volleyball they were both telling me that was their plan in Japan oh really did we get anything we didn’t get

Anything [ __ ] in fact we checked in and went into someone else’s room in one of the hotels oh yeah that was Grim that kind of suck did we talk about that on the Pod probably not I don’t think so let’s talk about it was actually insane

Yeah it’s like well yeah that that was the story like we get up there we go to we get our keys or whatever to go into our room we open it up there’s just a the lights are on for our room and there’s just a bunch of luggage and

Stuff on the floor I don’t know if the people were in there cuz the lights were on so they must have been in the bathroom or something like oh and then just shut the door again and then same with Zack and Maddy’s room they were

What did you open it or did I opened it there was just luggage it wasn’t like wasn’t too bad from the story but you can imagine how it could be a disaster yes like you go to a hotel walk on a lot you know you feel like you can just yeah

You can be runchy any time of day you could walk suddenly popet one opens your door and he’s like e sorry like you’re just [ __ ] stuck dark naked on the bed and doggy style punching her in the back of the head oh speaking of the self report not me not me

Red not someone else timing Zach out of the podcast no I want to cancel that self-report by saying it was in an Alex Williamson video from long ago what was he just like says like oh do from behind punch in the back Williams just kind of comedian yeah comedian it was just a

Funny thing he said never really thought too much into it but yeah obviously not punched in the back of the head thanks guys fair enough thank you but if you did missionary that’s why no it’s not no it’s not well she likes it okay anyways um what are we

Talking about oh yes room so what happened was accidentally when the ladies booked the room cuz Zack and I didn’t do anything um they booked it for like the next month on the same dat if that makes sense so like instead of second of Fe was second of March and clearly their

Systems weren’t very organized the hotel to pick up on that they were like yeah come through yeah I don’t know how you how you get us like even checked in at that point but yeah but then we actually managed to get a bit of an upgrade on

The room because of that so this is a bit of an unethical life hack cuz originally the only rooms that were left somehow in a month in in advance were like single beds right but then we end up getting rooms with double bit yeah maybe we should do that more often like

Just book for the wrong date act really confident yeah I did that once by accident in Europe we went from Germany to I think it was France or maybe the other way around I can’t remember where we were going but we get to the place and we hadn’t booked it until the next

Night and they were just like well you can’t stay here yeah so I don’t know if it will work out oh and then nothing you didn’t get the upgrade no no upgrade we’re we’re booked no but I think I actually know this story uh from your ex partner sorry but you ended up

Booking like a really nice place instead that’s right cuz I like well it worked out didn’t it you have to pay for it had to pay at all okay yeah it was kind of just bad but and very stressful cuz it’s like we’re in the middle of a country we

Don’t know wer really speak a lot of English and it was okay we’ll see doing it in Japan is good cuz they’re very nice accomodating yes very accommodating despite the fact that no one at this hotel could speak Japanese that’s true they all Indian speak Japanese at all so respect

Them they you no English no Japanese and we’re like trying to explain to them that they ran a hotel in Japan I know and I would have been really impressed if they didn’t check us into someone else’s room can I say my craziest thing about when I opened the door there was

Like L luggage punch in the back of the head no there was luggage everywhere but there was one suitcase on the floor big suitcase and it was open and it was just completely full of instant Ramen sick like 30 packets on the yeah I don’t I

Don’t know if they were like leaving and they wanted to bring home some of the good Japanese sure it’s so cheap yeah cuz it is nice over there but yeah that was kind of crazy there were just like all these like red blue green Ramen packets cup of noodles sort of things

They weren’t liking the local food or maybe they were taking it home is that local food no they were loving the local food oh it was local I don’t know well Ramen comes from Japan so pretty local what other unethical life tips are they yes uh yeah

I’ll have to get it up sorry because I would like to know all right so we pretty tame and then that some of them actually get really [ __ ] insane uh here’s another one that’s relatively tame buy video games play them and return them within the 90day return period oh yeah I’ve do

That we’ve done that on the Underdog’s Channel I was going to that is bad though isn’t it talk about that someone’s put their hard work and effort into the game it has to be pre-owned in Australia for it to work I think it has to be a pre-owned Game already yeah no

Oh we did this there’s an underdog there’s an underdogs video I think it’s called like worst the worst Nintendo switch game and we bought Mario and Sonic at thei it’s not a 90day return window in austral it’s a one week though 90 days is so long oh that’s what they

Said the Walmart one was I this is nut yeah e games if you buy a game secondhand you can take it back within I don’t know what it is I think it’s a week it might be a week but only if it’s pre-owned oh yeah but we wanted to play

Mario and Sonic at the sohi Winter Olympics like 2016 it’s like the middle the Winter Olympics version in between the main releases of Sonic so it was and it was mid it was worse than mid mid’s g a lot of crit that’s true yeah there was

Like pngs for every shy guy in the crowd and like all the games were [ __ ] so hard to control and yeah and then we ended up returning at the same oh no maybe a couple days after we bought it and we got full money back and we made

That’s what of our most viewed videos so we made Bank profit so unethical exactly that is a really unethical life but to be fair though you can’t like rent games anymore did you guys used to go to like Blockbuster or whatever and you would just rent a video game for the weekend I

Love doing that cuz it’d be like five or six bucks to play I had I never did that oh that’s what I used to do get NBA live for the weekend or something some random game Tom Price they had the AFL live 2004 game oh my first ever game my

Favorite game I would just take it back that’s both of your you both like that game it was my first ever game it was so good I played it all the time it was very ahead of its time and they have not made a good AFL game since have they not

That’s the only one I’ve ever tried we just we bought it we were in Margaret River and they had it and then I bought it and I add it on the laptop that’s cuz it won’t sell at all internationally like that’s Australian Rules Football it’s true no one can relate to this

Nostalgia other than the 3% of our audience are a you make a cricket game or would you make a baseball game even if I’m living in Australia I’m probably making baseball that’s wrong Cricket’s the second most popular sport in the world oh that [ __ ] ruined Mr America over here though is different Australia

Definitely Australia sorry yeah you’re right what a game um but yeah I would always take it back and be like can I rent this again they’re like all right fine and they just it to yeah definitely mom was like yeah you can’t you can’t buy that cuz you’ll play it all the time

And I was like no oh so instead you just from the from the library and play all the time I think they just end up giving it to me cuz no one Library yeah the library had games in wow yeah I’m Imaging there’s one other kid in your

Town that really wants to play it but you got it on on [ __ ] retainer every week bring it in and he’s like can I get the AFL the library works that you have to like go in and uh request to take it out if someone’s got it and then you

Have to bring you can’t online uh I don’t know how it works now yeah but at the time so no one ever wanted it there’s no way they had online and like video game rentals running at the same time that’s true those are two different errors that’s true my bad the online was

Bloody like Netflix sending you a tape in the mail at that point yeah true and then look where and then they overtook what about the new Netflix book for video game rentals oh they should do well they no they do that they do that and I I just got it recently because it

Takes two have you played that yet still uh about to oh you should yeah um but it was like it was cheaper it was like on Steam it was like this Australian dollars but it was like $60 to buy it takes two or4 to get the EA pass for the year which

Included it takes two and a bunch of other like FIFA and just like a bunch of other games and then you just on a subscription for a year and you just get a bunch of games yeah for a bit and new releases you can play for like 10 hours

Or something yeah Xbox has something similar it’s call it Game Pass or something yeah so they actually have been doing it and it’s actually super worth it if you haven’t looked into it damn switch should do that do they nah Nintendo only releases a few bangers though it’s different Nintendo just

Built different aren’t they work like the other so different they kind of want the new Warrior wear game and every Nintendo one’s just like $70 yeah they’re not going to stop it’s a lot for like a little children’s party game that I might hate we should play it on The

Underdogs and then you just claim it as I claim everything as Tech deductible any no I meant you could pay for on the underdog car anything with even a picture of a video game character I’m like that’s on the tax but yeah cuz Nintendo just make their own games as

Well so it’s different like Xbox it’s like they just got thousands of game coming out cuz any developer like Chuck on there all right we’re getting more unethical in the life hacks more unethical y got it if you want your Uber to drive faster start coughing and

Acting sick and they’ll want to get to the destination to get you out of the car basically I might start doing that does anyone not drive at the speed though anyway yeah I mean I think it’s if like some of these old taxi drivers would try

To like take you around the block run on the meter disgusting so I guess Uber might be a bit different cuz it locks in the price at the start not I think they said taxi driver and I changed it to Uber but she just kind of go like yeah can you take

Me might have to end the podcast earlier you guys feeling talking fast it’s actually a good hack to get out of anything a long haircut oh I should have done that when ago it’s taking ages to cut my hair you don’t like a long haircut no it was like

Cuz it just kept talking to me it was like 40 minutes and I ended up just saying I have to go wrap it up he’s got but like I should have done that as like a t cuz like 10 minutes in yeah and it’s like still he’s like talking a lot

You can’t be like oh can can we speed it up cuz like only 10 minutes in but if you start coughing 10 minutes in yeah that’s I really like that one I feel like there’s other ways to get out of a haircut what if you just said what if

You just said I’m in a bit of a rush way earlier cuz that’s not rude oh you’re right yeah I should yeah what if you said that 10 minutes in that works that works but it’s not as subtle as a cough say that and cough because the thing is

If if if you bring up the uh the I’m going somewhere then that’s another topic you been trying to get me on no they tried to do that with me on my haircuts recently the place I go to has like hired more staff including this

Like kid that is learning M and he um wait kid how old I’m piing like 10 like yeah um no I would say like 14 whoa probably like in what year 10 doing his um what’s it called CT I would imagine yeah something like that really oh

That’s scary that’s too young now but they like they no they did my haircut and then they were like oh do you mind if this like kid like trims up the beard so I got it done once and I was like yeah like this kid can have some

Practice but then now every time I go they’re like they ask me the same thing and I actually don’t really want that done and it took a long time cuz now they know that like oh this guy’s safe to do it like you can ask him yeah well

Actually what’s the next one what’s the next tips there quick now for the audio listeners I actually have a fresh cut today because I got my haircut yesterday and the the kid wasn’t there so no no awkwardness there I got the owner of the hairdresser and he was done with me in

About 30 seconds that was in and out real quick and this is quite I don’t know if this is interesting to you guys but I’m going to talk about it anyway I wear glasses and I’m [ __ ] blind without them and so I had glasses on

When I got my haircut can’t keep them on when you get the haircut so I just take the glasses off and I just say like you do you like you you go crazy you find out after at the end it’s a big reveal and you put the glasses back on like

Mohawk one of those Home Makeover shows how you don’t get to see the finished product till at the end you see the process like I can sort of see how he’s moving around they got to get rid of the mirrors I’m sick of staring at myself

When I’m getting a haircut I think it’s to look like when you talk to them you can make eye contact through the mirror guess I’d rather not I guess you could close your eyes I do you do and then I cuz I get you know when you close your

Eyes chilling you kind of get tired of closing your eyes I want at while they looking at me but they’re not looking at they’re looking in myth and I’m what’s a screen on the roof yeah that’s the one I went to recently actually so you don’t want to be making eye contact

With them and they’re making mouth contact with you exactly but you don’t want to distract them as well by looking at them and then they look they know that you’re looking at them and then they look at you and then they like chip your tooth no the power move is to stare

At their mouth you know what I mean stare at them you got something in your teeth they’re wearing masks though you can’t it’s a power play yeah oh damn have I told you guys about my tongue in the dentist like you this I thought you had an exgirlfriend that was a

Dentist tongue went for hours what happened with the tongue in the dentist cluto [ __ ] my yeah my tongue investigates when this thing going on in my mouth and you it’s got a brain and I said to the dentist is this normal like I can’t help this situation he said not

Really no this is pretty abnormal wait so your tongue’s just like there trying to something and you keep if they like you know they’re like doing the scraping on the tooth my tongue’s like what’s going on over here it out and I’m like get back here Tong you have no you have

No control over your tongue no do they have the assistant with like one of those popsticks is like a barricade she got the lasso like pulling it back get here stop they need to do that what if they um oh it reminds me of octopus tentacles

How they have like you know how they have nerves in them and it kind of acts like the like a part of octopus the octop brain yeah they each have a mind of their own or maybe your tongue’s just got a mind of its own I’m a genius I got

Two brains wa maybe they should give your tongue anesthetic they true they need to put it down in general okay anyway you probably die right what happens if your tongue doesn’t move I think I’m probably get stuck in the back of your throat what like if you went like this and you

Nevers oh God and you’re like right let’s go for some more insane unethical life hacks uh fire a gun every week to keep your property value and taxes low genius just fire a gun in your neighborhood so everyone thinks it’s a [ __ ] neighborhood that’s a good one I

Like that one oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but stop if you got a sell stop for a while doesn’t really work in Australia because we don’t have gun really you just have to walk around your neighborhood looking like a meth head yeah that works tick what do you mean

That works you’ve tried it Jo yeah yeah that is that how you got such a good deal on your place exactly yeah I’ve been walking around the streets for a while before the house got sold every home open actually I’d pretend I wasn’t actually uh homeowner yeah is that a

Good you just get your friends to dress up as homeless people and just like sit out the front stuff when you’re trying to buy hey hey what are you doing Lally Jackson I literally think that might have been one of these other get your friends to dress homeless

Outside the front of your the house you’re trying to buy and then everyone else is like oh I don’t know about this this is a bit of a weird area money nail it and then you walk around as well like why are there so many homeless people

Kind of czy and there’s 40 homeless people around one house and then just Mansions just walking around like do you guys think this is haunted is that just I don’t know about this guy yeah yeah yeah do you do that that’s I feel like I can’t remember if Holly and I did that

Or like if our parents did that at all like you walk around the house you’re like oh I don’t know about this bathrooms need a work when when you’re going to the so you vocally like add little like fears into other people’s Liv yeah exactly like oh there’s a crack on the

Is that Mouse poo what yeah is that unethical definitely unethical well and it works that’s crazy uh okay and it works maybe great for a free cake wear a suit to funeral homes and act like you knew the deceased that’s good that’s so much effort that

For a slice of cake y I don’t even like cake that much really me either you guys think you could pass that off like you what if someone’s like oh how did you know him oh go way back wow I believe you they’re like 80 obviously cuz they’re dead that’s

Interesting cuz I’m his mom and I’ve never seen you in my life yeah well he wouldn’t he wouldn’t tell you about me at work I was a secret fling one yeah that’s good oh yeah any more questions I okay have some you say it was a secret

Fling and then the his wife comes up to you in this situation and you’ve had a gay affair with the deceased his wife comes up to you and is like I overheard that what the [ __ ] how dare you show your face here and stuff your stuffing your face with cake sir what’s

That sorry I run away with the cake there too many ways to backfire that one yeah not worth it for a piece of cake worth it I would probably just look under a vending machine for some coins well that actually says for a free cake

So I don’t know if this is implying you take the whole thing with you yeah oh me and him go way back any anyway I’ll take this cake let’s go last one yep probably the most [ __ ] up okay uh when this is a long one here we go when dating someone

Every time after you finish having sex okay put a nicotine patch on them while they sleep and then if you ever break up they will have withdrawals to you and think it’s because of dating you that can’t be how that works is it nicotine patches have nicotine and then I get

That part they would get nicotine withdrawals if they think it’s withdrawals from you oh like they get what do you get headaches or something heches if they never knew that you were sticking nicotine patches on them in their sleep which is so [ __ ] up insan someone wrote that’s illegal that’s yeah

That’s not unethical that might be illegal but I rate it well isn’t that what the legal is for the ethicals no ethical is not necessarily legal that’s the point of ethical is like things that we do that aren’t necessarily the law all right but if I’m if I’m I’m not encouraging this

But what if you put what if you put a nicotine patch Sticky Side Up on the bed and then they lay down and it stuck to their back and they didn’t notice oh they just happen to be there yeah just is that illegal yeah surely cuz what if

You just replace that with poison and they die or a knife well if there’s an upturn knife in your bed and you lie back on it I think that’s kind of on you no you didn’t that’s what you’re saying is they’re bleeding they like call the doctor like well that’s on you that’s

Think you’re going to call the doctor I think that might be the perfect murder just knife sticking up you keep putting it in every seated surface no I’ve heard some crazy murders have you heard about the eye drops well I’m about to something about that it’s like you put

Ey come on you built it up so much something about that I’m pretty sure a woman killed a husband just by putting a dose of like eye drops in his coffee and just kept upping the dose every morning from one drop to two and then eventually

He just dies cuz it’s just like poison poison yeah he would say I dropped dead yeah let’s go with one more unal life I thought you already had the last one here’s what the chat had to say about that by the way that’s illegal what the [ __ ] that’s not ethical that is assault

That’s actually illegal it’s sometimes illegal my puppy 49 he knows all right wow it’s pretty cursed all those are pretty cursed oh yeah they got more and more cursed as we went along yeah no I don’t recommend doing any of those some of them right and those are only some of

Them I keep getting them funniest part part about it to me that’s really funny is that it’s on this account called shower with SpongeBob and and all these life hacks are read out in SpongeBob and Patrick AI voices oh wow and they play satisfying video in the background no

Wonder it’s got me hooked an AI just comes up with them as well I don’t think come I don’t know I don’t know if AI could come up with some of these rippers yeah fair but yeah it’s just like I can’t I can’t do a good SpongeBob or

Patrick voice well maybe be on the podcast next week maybe I can find one honestly if I open YouTube there’s a good chance it’ll be the first thing that pops up Patrick’s like it was it it was the first short I scrolled to oh really yeah all right we’re going to play one

Of these for you live on the podcast if the apartment next to you is an Airbnb book one night there and get the Wi-Fi password you’ll never have to pay for internet again what ethical life hack if you are trying to sell your car go into a very nice neighborhood to take

Pictures Buy buyers will be more interested in buying a vehicle from classy people who have money to keep it maintained when buying home furniture for guests to sit in buy something somewhat uncomfortable so they won’t want to stay too long access yeah that’s basically it you heard SpongeBob you

Heard Patrick I feel like Patrick’s voice wasn’t right to me they’re both a bit not right SpongeBobs was closer that was good maybe it’s just them saying unethical things that threw me SP yeah cuz Patrick’s usually saying something very slow and dumb he doesn’t usually have so much energy he’s not like yeah

Untable yeah yeah he doesn’t usually say that can I just sorry I’m just going to give myself a patter on the back that was a good Pat trick I thought right well nothing better than self Pros is there yeah wait I good SpongeBob when you KN

Next to an apartment no you didn’t have to do that it started pretty all right it had a moment yeah can you do that good okay I’ll take it yeah anyway that’s what i’ I’ve been looking at all week what have you guys been doing wait

Leave a gap so I can cut out the SpongeBob chat no [ __ ] way Jackson please don’t cut out the SpongBob okay ready for me to talk yeah yeah all right here’s what I’ve been thinking about okay here’s what I’ve been thinking about that is not smooth at

All I’ve been thinking a lot about digital photo frames what does that even mean is that like the ones where it just shows a bunch of pictures and they change so handy I was thinking about getting one and posting my uh code CU so Jill got one for her

Birthday it was Jill’s birthday recently actually it’s today we went out for dinner a week on the weekend your grandma if anyone who miss the podcast go check it out um and you download an app and you put the code in and then anyone can submit once you’ve got this

Code so it’s become a massive troll destination where you just send the stupidest photos to this photo frame oh that’s so good so I was thinking we could either a get one for the podcast and it’s just playing all the time and whatever fans want to send in 100% which

Could be risky it sounds so risky or I just get one for myself and just see what people would send in oh are there any safe search filters no put on oh that would be good if it was like yeah I think it’s just like you just set it up

Cuz it’s supposed to be for family to put family photos on yeah that sounds dangerous for a live stream on a website that has yeah so we wouldn’t put in the live stream I think we just have it live streams only for patrons and like is patreon like only fans are you allowed

No I’m not saying we want this that’s true you probably can but like I’m I’m saying worst case we have the photo frame and then like someone ass but the video is getting streamed on YouTube isn’t it unlisted unlisted oh we could have a little secret sex I don’t think

You could upload like naked unlisted YouTube videos unlisted what if you’re just sending it I don’t know either I don’t think so but I don’t know why okay if I’m uploading a video of me doing a strip teas doesn’t exist this theoretical and then I have it unlisted

And I send it to one person probably seems okay I’m I’m I was picturing like porn Okay well like it gets to that in the strip te oh hell yeah and this doesn’t exist this is just a tease holy moly this a tease that gets to por I’m just talking about the concept

So yeah and then it and like full frontal nudity unlisted I sent it to one person do sound right so on YouTube am I not like you can’t do that I doubt it I doubt it too let’s test it where’s that video people upload videos to YouTube

And they’re like almost nude anyway yeah but the nude is part right yeah but who’s checking it if I have an unlisted video does that mean someone at YouTube’s watching it without my consent it probably has Auto fil they always Auto filter right what Sur they have

Auto auto filter for like penis well it’s a good thing my dick’s not like anything you’ve ever seen before can’t no way you can that up on a filter surely I feel like you can’t but maybe you can maybe you can have to I’m trying to search it let’s find we’ll get

The frame is what we’re saying as long as it’s not public YouTube doesn’t care oh wow you’re right Zach oh wait so unlisted as allowed but not poply you can also have nude videos on YouTube uh if they’re listed as educational EG breastfeeding natural birthing nudles colonies birth exploration Sex Therapy

Etc so we’re getting the frame and it’s an educational I was actually talking about the history of the Big Bang while doing the SL the strip te’s so how does that doesn’t seem like the nudity is relevant unra there was a big bang at the end wasn’t there

Our new intro is just going to have to be unraveled audio education it’s fine it’s all good yeah yeah then no matter what we do anyway no matter what people said you be on board for this Frame sounds like but I don’t know I don’t think we

Could put it in the shot we can we just looked it up what about for what about for not correct Jackson what about for our patrons and then we can almost pinpoint who has sent in the oh it’s just for the patrons yeah and then we can seems so what if like Jordan’s

Talking about how he got cancer that time and behind him’s just like someone getting or something like that’s just bad and then I’m just like what am I blurring that out in editing yeah we shouldn’t that’s true but it is funny it is funny it’s so good though we just got

To trust our patrons or we could just post our own we our own funny things to it what does it get a big list in it h does it save everything to it no so basically it gives you a code and then I you download the app and you put the

Code in and then you can just send whatever photos from your photo in and it doesn’t uh but it doesn’t cycle through it Cycles through them yeah oh yeah so like we could just send a bunch of funny things yeah we could yeah at least we’re lowering the chances of

Someone getting [ __ ] in the ass iose I reckon we should do it for the patreons now I’ve changed my mind yeah I’ve come around on it I don’t think that many I don’t think many people are going to be doing that it would be good if it worked

If it like says who sent each P it does say that oh then it’s good then it’s good you just delete them yeah but then they can just get back in I think maybe you can block them I don’t know surely we will remove their access if they send

In any naughty you were banned from patreon it would be pretty funny just seeing like a photo of Jordan dunking or something as in the photo like they photoshop some yeah I mean they take a picture that’s crazy no way Jordan’s tall enough to dunk they’d

Have to cut that boy they took some pictures yeah cuz I’ve just been putting like photos of celebrities with their names on it I just find it so funny it’s just a picture of like Jerry Seinfeld it just says Jerry Seinfeld is it’s cycling through our family photos that’s good someone’s going to

Come over and they’re going to think like oh wow Jerry Jer Sefi yeah he’s like yeah we do um but yeah that that’s my contribution for the patreons that’s a good reason to join The patreon Underdogs no hang on well not yet cuz we confirmed that we should wait we should

Wait pon.com what else do you put in the digital photo frame well photos yeah but like any other funny ones or just oh good to post like embarrassing photos of my sister and she’s been stitching me up plenty now that she’s she was down for the weekend as well so we’ll just spent

The whole time basically just sending photos in of each other where do you even have these pictures from uh like from ages ago yeah does the frame itself look good does it look like it does look yeah it looks good yeah wow I might get some of these just for

Really good it’s a really good idea because it’s like don’t have to have a bunch of photos and you can just put the nice photos of you and Maddie or whatever you want to have on there scr through scroll through them and they play at random it’s nice yeah I have one

Of those uh TVs that’s meant to look like a big picture frame and I put like some of my own photos in there but those are like photos that I’ve taken to try and like look like like Landscapes and like yeah more Arty because but you

Don’t get a code for just anyone to upload that would be so funny I would do that just in my house just constant little Z fans sounds great just for a party as well like yeah yeah it’s only small like it’s you know photo size

This one I’m sure you get big you know how you have um H you have those like like 21st birthday parties 30ths you have those slideshows of like all embarrassing photos of people what if you had a party and it was just instead of all doing embarrassing photos of one

Person cuz at all those parties you get a bit sick of it you’re like SI of everyone yeah I’ve seen like every funny photo of you but if anyone could submit then you just get the best of the best you just have to set embarrassing photos

Of yourself it’s like the All Star yeah self-report that’s good like oh no someone’s spreading their ass cheeks and showing them who put that on the screen oh that’s just another one he’s me being caught by my mom watching something I shouldn’t have like what don’t upload that dude

Access the dad’s coming in to take a photo and he’s like what are you doing okay now oh no oh who took that it’s like that’s a selfie oh someone said we could put all the patreons like send they send in their face it’s pretty funny idea but I

Don’t know if people would want to do that wait what’s that we could oh like it just comes up as like regular sponsor of the podcast John and it’s just a photo of John that’s good that’s next level cuz people like it when it’s just like their their name at theend video

It’s just like a photo of the patreons I don’t mind that at all we get photos of HopCat on holiday and it’s we just put we put the photo frame on the chair we just get a different photo Peter takes like 50 photos a day it’s a lot of work for

Peter I notic it’s like a slideshow of his whole week since the last part the one that um Jill got as well plays videos so we can have him just going I agree and just like set it up randomly Cycles to it I know that plays videos

Let’s be honest Peter was here for his looks not necessarily for the conversation chat but God is’s hot isn’t he they have on that so we on board yes I am that was my idea that’s a little one for the patrons maybe yes well I’ve been seeing people

Do this go on laughing at pain or just finding things funny in general funniest own videos yeah what’s the point of that am I right you know what I mean you can’t am I right you know what I mean like everything’s for a reason like I I

Understand like it makes s your when you touch fire and you’re like oh that hurts or you’re happy cuz you got some food you mean laughing why would a baby laugh at someone like hurting themselves what is that that’s a good question a bit of

A pop one question of the week yeah it is you know what I mean the the best way I can think of it’s like it creates the memory but wouldn’t you rather be like scared of it what’s the point of laughing like when you see Grandma fall

Over you that’s kind of funny exactly why why is it not like a scary thing you want to avoid why is it just like that’s hilarious I remember that because it’s funny when you’re with your friends and someone eats [ __ ] isn’t it yeah so I

Wonder if it’s taking a bit of that and you’re applying it to this stranger like a bit of a um and why is it not funny when they die parasocial relationship yeah no you’re right it’s not it’s it’s funny it’s funny it’s funny or they seriously hurt themselves now it’s not

There’s a switch there and I don’t know what falls over like you at first you’re concerned then they’re like I’m fine then you’re like okay that was really good what is that for in the that vine of the person like trying to stand up straight on the ice and their feet are

Slipping around everywhere and they fall over that’s like the funniest video I’ve ever seen I haven’t seen it but I can picture it sounds great those who know will know but you know that they didn’t get seriously hurt at all it’s just like it’s I guess it goes back to like The

Three Stooges and that like physical comedy show yeah very SL yeah why is it funny what’s the point of that why do we laugh at people getting hurt like Google it sure my my best guess is like you create memories better when there’s a strong emotion and so then like the

Funniness is a strong emotion so you don’t feel shame and embarrassment all the time that’s my best guess so you’re trying not to feel so like shameful or maybe you’re trying not to feel empathetic it’s a lot easier to laugh than to feel empathy for someone whoa you’re right that’s a quote

But then when you’re the person who falls over then it’s usually more embarrassing than funny no sometimes it’s [ __ ] hilar that’s true that’s true I had a I had an extremely funny stack when we were at a music festival last year and I like I’m laughing I

Didn’t even see it yeah see no I probably had a bit to drink and I fell backwards we had this big gazebo with like Tops on all the sides I fell back ripped a hole in the top and like landed on all of our food supplies and just

Like I was like toppled over our little Pantry area that we had and I was just like stuck in such a great Gaz yeah and I was just lying there and like laughing for five minutes and everyone just found it so funny but I couldn’t get up I was

Laughing that hard because I was just thinking of what it must have looked like it was very comedian but yeah even like say someone’s doing a bad speech or something and they’re just absolutely [ __ ] it up and maybe they’re embarrassed cuz they’re like taking it serious and then it’s just funny yeah

That’s cuz I find that funny for a different reason I understand that a bit more I don’t get that the situation is funny more Awkward if someone’s a fair if it’s like someone’s [ __ ] [ __ ] it up in like cringe let’s bring it back to what we all agreed on the let’s bring

It back to when everyone agreed with me yeah just like like yeah a granny falling down the stairs like even a baby will laugh at that yeah you know what I mean or like you’re trying to make a baby like laugh you’re like you slap yourself or something I don’t

Know what being funny is just weird why do humans do that does any other animal do that funny chimps Jordan slap slap yourself real quick W harder than that come on trying to make me laugh at you it’s not that funny yet I think I it

Needs to hurt you for El to find it funny yeah all right well we me to slap him yeah that might that might for science we’re going to find out oh God all right oh the anticipation is awful oh okay you need to come this way a

Little bit I see it don’t give me a concussion AR lining up a big slap on Jordan I don’t SE him to H is that funny why am I the only one laughing yeah John did laugh yeah it wasn’t that funny I think we need to go harder let me try

The other chck May the chck oh all right I was Jordan I was trying to I was doing a bit of uh for those that don’t know I clapped into the microphone for the audio listeners trying get Jordan to do like an should we try it again I edit that okay ready

Go ah [ __ ] damn Jackson you [ __ ] him up damn that hurt my hand on theth no he’s talking into the mic yeah sorry but do any other animals do that I think he moved on quickly chimps laugh but I don’t know about other animals do they yeah cuz I’ve seen a video where

It’s like have you seen it it’s like people do magic tricks to chimps and then they find it funny and laugh they’re like what comedy’s got to be like a very intelligent based thing right apparently but it’s not like at like it’s not just laughing it’s like people falling over yeah octopus is

Pretty clever apparently octopus is not that smart about a lot last last week and people said there’s like so many animals smarter than octopuses but that’s I think it’s an underdog fact that we always bring up they get a seen it yeah I swear they’re smart but I

Think it’s more the fact that we all watched my octopus teacher and just ran no I saw a YouTube video as well where they said IQ of every animal and octopus had like 70 that’s pretty good that’s very high uh I’m trying smarter than octopus top 10 smartest animals in the world all

Right let’s go ch you want to try and guess no let’s pivot to this yeah be every monkey would it be like chimps orang first y orangutang three gorilla second no no that’s terrible G Dophin dolphin dolphin second yeah okay we got the top three done

Dolphin where you say third or rang of 10 a r of 10 yeah yeah well maybe octopus is next I’m going to go dog as number four dog dogs are dumb ass not on the list dogs are dumit dogs are some these are very surpris PS cows and pigs

No cow no Pig yes I was saying dogs are dumb than cows and pigs yeah pigs number six yeah pigs are pigs are apparently very smart octopus got to be five or four then octopus octopus is top 10 number nine no this is a lie I don’t

Know it’s true how stuff works.com so who knows human human not on the list they probably would have been first if they were count not on the list crows crows number five what I there’s no way crows are that [ __ ] smart no parrots and all that stuff is smart what’s like

Parrots is it not on the list there is another bird on the list 2 can probably not what’s the what’s the one the African gray can like full on talk you know that parrot no okay we’re missing elephant at number four squirrel at number seven elephants are not that

Smart they decided to have trunks and we all know how that squirrels are smart that maroba video they get good hey have you seen that video Jackson where he’s making the obstacle course for them yeah I was like Jackson seen a YouTube video that’s I’ve seen that one yeah cuz

That’s one that like everyone’s seen um pigeon y that makes sense and rat at number 10 R yeah it’s all these ones that have like survived and thrived all over the world like pigeons always can find their way home apparently they used to be the messenger birds and they’ve

Just spread out everywhere yeah pretty smart and I guess crows are everywhere rats are [ __ ] everywhere crows use tools right and that’s a big thing for intelligence like if there’s stuff in the bottom of a water bottle that can like they put rocks to the water level

Razors to get their food wow that is crazy smart yeah yeah yeah yeah I think it’s good that dogs aren’t smart because if dogs were smart be in trouble they’ be like open up doors and [ __ ] but dogs are like they’re dumb but they’re loyal they’re loyal

That’s what it’s all about I think you can drain dogs to do pretty smart stuff though well yeah but like on the level compared to like all these other animals they balloon why do we do sniffer dogs when pigs have as good a sense of smell and they’re apparently the sixth

Smartest animal do loyal yeah the pigs will probably just be like I don’t give a [ __ ] I’m not sniffing this [ __ ] oh they’re too smart they’re like why am I sniffing this yeah you know what I mean like pretty smart and I’m not going to

Be a sniffer dog yeah I’ll tell you that well because you can’t they do use sniff for what you know truffle I’ve heard of it pigs to find truffles sniffer pigs but then they cuz they just eat the Truffle maybe maybe they always think they’re going to eat the Truffle then

They get it taken away from last second maybe they’re not as smart as we thought I swear octopus was number one though that’s crazy yeah they’ve been slipping down the list I think they’re one of the first like found to be smart animals back in the day and they kept testing

And testing then they figured out other animals are actually smart there probably just so much research on an octopus cuz they found it first I have no look like little aliens and I think it’s well they have like kind of arms like they can open a jar like wow that

Smart opens a jar dolphin can’t open a jar dolphin doesn’t have arms what is the stupidest animal that really shouldn’t be like like they’re a popular one they’re all over the place they’re but they’re really dumb probably dogs no I think like snakes are probably stupid oh like

Why are they still existing they’re that dumb oh it’s got to be like moths right oh my God moths are [ __ ] insect is probably pretty dumb I don’t know think the light is the sun we have a we had a moth issue at our house I don’t know

When you were house Fe did you see any of these little moths we had little we had little moths did you I it was a mo they’re called I think they’re called uh moths closet moths oh no you heard they clothes moths yeah and they’re little they’re so weak and insignificant and

They’re so annoying like they literally they mothballs do you know about mothballs no maybe that would have helped you got to put mothballs in your drawers mothballs in the drawers they’re in the cupboards tongue twist well put them in the cupboards then what does the mothball do gets rid of it’s like they

Don’t like it they don’t like it and they just go away they go away oh well in fact we instead just cleaned everything out and chucked a bunch of stuff out that’s good cuz it’s like they had eggs and stuff everywhere chucked a bunch of stuff out you like Chuck out

All the clothes not clothes it’s all food stuff they’re like in rice and [ __ ] we burnt the house down oh I wish we had known about mus why did you tell us did that actually work oh yeah it’s like ant bait or whatever like these things work

Oh wow why do they call them moth balls cuz they little I honestly thought like a ball made of or something that the moths made they look like kind of wooden balls moth balls you don’t call it like like you said ant bait it’s not ant balls they like throw out a

Couple ant balls 100 pack for $15 yeah right it’s loading damn it you already chucked out all your belongings I know we chucked out all the rice and stuff but they were like they got they got in everything like little crevices like anything that was kind of partially

Open now they just lay like hundreds of eggs and we figured out it was from the Indian supermarket in one of the spices that we bought we looked in it and then it it’s just full of Like Moths and eggs inside it and they must have been

Getting out of there what spice was it oh it was red paprika nope that’s a lot of them turmeric no that’s yellow yellow any other guesses from the don’t act so high and mighty when your like turmeric’s actually yellow when you can’t remember the [ __ ] spice we need

Yeah well was a game it’s not a good game though it’s not one that we red spice that’s what it is I’m pretty sure it’s called red spice asbesto in the chat if it’s called red spice then I swear it I don’t know but anyway it was

A red spice and was full of moth and it was disgusting and then they got to everywhere in our entire house and laid egg bought a bag of moth eggs I don’t know if that was a spice yeah they it’s like you got the cumin seeds and next to

It the moth eggs you accidentally made a curry it but anyway they’re dumb sloths are also dumb someone was saying in the chat that’s they look yeah they’re a bit like you Jordan they can only get one thought at once yeah but I’m faster yeah that’s good oh congrats dudee out speed

A sloth I would win I would win one of the worst brags ever yeah yeah yeah literally the bar is so low you’re right you’re what a sloth lose to a snail what do you mean lose to in a race yes can we think of a more like a gladiator

Fight cuz that’s more exciting probably that still lose to a snow I’m I’m interested in like what could a sloth beat that’s not like an in reckon sloths are like Yoda and like if you if they’re in a moment of need they could go absolutely crazy yeah like Yoda’s always

Just shuffling around but then he fights Dooku and he’s just flipping everywhere yeah flipping around I reckon they’re storing all their energy and if they like someone tries to mess with them they just start and they got the they got the big CLA yeah huge that’s an interesting

Theory they just have like this like wild adrenaline response when they’re like it’s one of those like pregnant mother situations how they can lift a car if it’s to save their child not heard about it yeah not pregnant no but you hear these stories of like people pulling off incredible Feats to

Like save their child adal that’s what people need bodybuilders or something do you reckon what having to lift a,b weight yeah and their child is at knife point if they don’t do it that’s actually how I’m win the next Olympics put in no training but if I I’ll get

Someone to hold my kid at gunpoint it makes sense I’ll just suddenly lift 500 kilos on the deadlift yeah well people usually do their best performances at the big event because of the pressure yeah yeah yeah because host in the audience people usually do the best things of the

Round of Applause I was going to get Jackson to slap you again it’s true it’s true people don’t think about that yeah and they should if you train you’re going to do better that’s oh out of appuse That’s So Different it’s like diamonds get built Under Pressure thing

They don’t get built at all they get formed well actually they do get built La lab grown Diamonds Are a thing where is you where do you guys stand on lab grown vers natural diamonds La grown so much better for everyone they’re cheaper they’re more sustainable get a one I haven’t got

Anything W for Holly when you proposed oh right no cuz she’s a filthy once real diamond yeah yeah see so is Maddie but I’m kind of on the same page like they are logical diamonds grown in a lab are more perfect y there’s no I don’t know

If they’re more perfect I think they might be weaker right no they’re stronger stronger no people are psychopaths aren’t they they literally the reason people want it is cuz it’s more rare yeah humans are psychopath yeah ones found from the earth people just like the idea of more

And it’s it’s like how many poor people died yeah there’s bad stuff in the diamond trade isn’t there hell it’s just all the people who are actually mining that [ __ ] A lot of the time like slave lab but pretty much like they getting paid 10 cents or whatever yeah

Like lithium so yeah I I I’m I’m of the lab grown ones yeah cuz I was talking to someone who works on the actual on like gold mines in Australia and he just he was like this is all so stupid isn’t it cuz it’s like there’s so much effort in

Like digging into the ground using x-ray studying the area bringing in drills oil or whatever it’s called getting dumped trucks getting massive mounds of dirt and if and all these like tons of dirt if you get like I don’t know a gram of gold it’s like it was all worth it and

Then you profit off all of that yeah cuz people want it but it’s like what’s all that for well with diamonds yeah relax you could not what if if we could synthesize gold I bet people wouldn’t be that objective to it just relax is a

Good call to the gold industry no no no the gold industry is nailing it the people who want the gold yeah if they just relaxed it wouldn’t be there don’t want that well we can do that with diamonds we literally figure out how to make them and it still doesn’t work I

Know cuz people are [ __ ] nuts no it’s just whatever people want to pay for that’s what I’m saying you paid for a [ __ ] diamond out of the ground that’s what I’m saying yeah but it’s not my fault you need to relax it’s not my fault well whose fault is it do you want

To call that directly on the podcast Holly Holly’s fault Holly’s fault I bought a diamond well if she didn’t want a diamond I wouldn’t have bought a diamond I’ll give you I’ll give you on the lowdown yeah Holly wouldn’t have known wouldn’t have known what if it was

Fake yeah you I’m doing a good bit so far I keep it she listens to this Zacky piece of [ __ ] like you can’t you can’t just say it was her choice cuz you obviously could have gas lit her unethical life a number seven your girlfriend and use the rest

Of the Ring money to buy yourself meth smoke the meth outside of a house that your friend is buying so that they can get a cheaper priz can you do a SpongeBob voice it’s good but needs to be SpongeBob I don’t think we live no this is epic R Battles of

History I can only do Patrick okay go on I just did oh that sounds like I’m not bringing Patrick back cuz I kind of nailed it before and I’m not going for you know that thing where people trade like a red paper clip to get a house like like unethical life hacks that

Chain together until you get like you get completely until you become president yeah like twist the paperclip into a device to stab someone and then stab them and then say I’ll take you to the hospital if you give me not unethical it’s illegal I guess there a

Balance I guess you got to you got to run that that little line it’s a gray line you want to be in that gray area M that’s what it’s all about but anyways do we figure out why things are funny no no cuz it’s a weird it’s weird I don’t

Think we ever we going to to be honest I think Dolphins laugh