Grimsby Docks & Cleethorpes Episode 1

W a l k i n g w n k r walking wanker who’s that walking wanker that’s Me now the Rumblers how we doing look at it blue bloody Skies the sun has got his hat on right as you can see we’re just leaving skunthorp for the first ramble of the year and we’re going where you going Mas where you going I’ll tell you if you shut

Up we’re going to enemy territory a place where one time a day you’d only go to give somebody a good shoe we’re off to clean eops and Grimsby yeah I’m going to show you a decent walk tell you a bit of history but today I am also

Um I’m also going to try something new yeah I’m going to try something new possibly two things both food related all right because you sit there too bloody comfortable don’t you having your kebabs and your fishing chips no I’m going to try two things today food

Related that I’ve never eaten in my life so more about that later anyway we’ve just hopped on the motorway so uh first P call is uh Grimsby couple of landmarks to show you and tell you about he’s very exciting isn’t it yeah you’re welcome so on this off catch you in a

Bit no unbelievable as if there’s ever been a queue to get into Grimsby [ __ ] me there should be queuing up to get out the place thought it was too good to be true plain ceiling barnab up lovely clear skies no chem trails fantastic siei get to rsby

Gridlock oh this has scuppered my plans I’ll be honest I’m on a tight sketch I’ve got stuff to show you and I’ve got [ __ ] to do this afternoon and all oh man alive what is going on look it says one lane so why is the two

Lanes signs are there for a reason out there oh man anyway how you all doing quite excited about today cuz there’s a couple of areas that I’m sure you’re not familiar with but uh many many many moons ago I used to live here and oh shock

Horror so uh I’ll tell you about it in a bit once we’ve done the first part of call and then uh and then we’ll get down to a bit of a secluded beach area I don’t know whether the mud will be in or the tide will be out I have no idea I

Don’t know I don’t listen to shipping forecast do I so over and out till about 10 minutes hopefully I don’t know I might be here till bleeding Wednesday we’re here we’re here Grimsby docks yeah there’s a bit of driving today a bit of walking but I

Want to show you this place back in the day that there was a brilliant pub called TC’s famous Gaff used to be the the best fish and chips anywhere anywhere you could get and it was a cracking Place vibrant done a few gigs upstairs uh you can still see there

Closely let’s have a let’s have a zoom in look tley is bitter so yeah that was TC’s well the reason I’ve come down onto the docks a couple of things really but I want to tell you all about that base there Grimsby Tower so need to go down

Somewhere down there and see if I can get closer but it is impressive come on let’s crack on I’m excited there she be there she be can I’ve only been here 2 minutes and I’ve had security onto me already you’re all right for filming but you can’t go past

The gates anyway that there that is look I’ve got research in everything I’ve done copy and pasting and typing a looks well today don’t it look no goggles on oh Sun’s a bit bright can you hear that the old shy toes giving it Rock hole cuz of the landing

Some fish so the seagull hang around anyway let’s tell you all about that there is grinby docks accumulator Tower how I guess when that was built how I guess go 1850 bloody 2 18502 magnificent it was built to provide water pressure to power the hydraulic machinery for the cranes and the lock

Gates and I like this word looes the tower how tall do you think that is 39 bloody feet 28 ft wide uh and it’s base it tapers gradually 26 ft its walls are 4T [ __ ] thick 4 feet thick wow so how many bck do you think took to make

That how many your miles out proximately 1 million bricks and local Legend yeah no not me no no I’m scunny local Legend is said that the tower was built on a foundation of cotton wool what a cocer [ __ ] as if it [ __ ] fall over w it anyway that’s the Grimsby accumulator Tower fantastic

Feat of engineering that is superb you can’t see well just over there security is still [ __ ] giving it I’m not going to Nick out am I don’t even like fish unbelievable 2 minutes have been out there and I’ve had two security onto me I want my I’m a [ __ ] upstanding pillar of the

Community two minutes two different security officers what you doing tell you what you maybe ought to do mate [ __ ] off down to the Kent coast and stop them what [ __ ] coming over you know what I mean stop pestering me Jesus Christ God it don’t have get my Nelly

[ __ ] like that I’m not as if I’m walking on on to the property I’m on a public bloody Road this is supposed to be enjoyable right we’re going to have a quick drive around the docks because uh some or where I might be able to get to

Um was used to do the filming for the film Dunkirk yeah and it’s all still it’s a little bit Ricky but uh let’s have a quick dry around and have a gag come on come on let’s turn around yeah bye that an I [ __ ] rattled me

That I won’t mind but they’re always the really brightest of people as well aren’t they great communication skills [ __ ] off anyway there’s the tower on the left I’ll put your belt on otherwise that’ll be beeping oh it’s just one thing after another today but don’t get me wrong I just like

Life Grimsby fish market right let’s have a leg down here so yeah if you’ve watched the fil look at these you can see there where the um where the carts and the little trams used to drag all the fish from the docks and the still here look still got them

If you get caught in one of them you’ll be off one for bloody ever won’t you on you Treader oh I can see buits done a gig down here once at Grimsby yach Club I don’t know whether it’s Grimsby y or Grimsby and CLE they probably just Grimsby is it oh I do

Really I love been around industrial places particularly when I’m not working in them oh there there’s a fish man look there’s a fish man oh all right we’ll park up here and go look at boats and we’ll have a little drive around first and come back around

Oh smashing it is smashing it is a it right exit we should be able to get back around I would think yeah he look at the skies today magnificent so I think this up here was where the building on the right uh that you can just jutting out the red building

There that was partly uh where they did the filming for dun Kirk you can see it let’s T it and have a look look at that that’s that’s Sensational I’ll tell you what they built [ __ ] to last didn’t they years ago anything that’s made now been knackered in 20

Years all right let’s go back around and have a look at the that’s the building so yeah Lords of actors was down here but they were loving it about security didn’t pest to them did they no no I’m trying to do indepth educational documentaries and all you’re doing is giving me grief

You’re getting in the way of progress woman unbelievable all right I’m going to park up around here and go go look at bols we like a b here and do we at see even though there’s no traffic still use your indicators cuz you never know do you oh bollocks I’ve gone around

The wrong way it’s a oneway system no no Road access only you can’t go down there so let’s go back this way then all H back down to where we’ve just been look there’s the tower TCS I should have used that portal L there for a curl off

Opportunity I got a bit of backup I think big suned in yesterday a beig brisket right you’ve seen that let’s turn it off and go see the boat oh that’s been a lot of years since I did that look I’ve just had to do climbing and

[ __ ] hey but it was worth it let’s have a look around so this is a dock That You Don’t See from the road I look at that you’re not going to get much change out of about 3 or 400 grand for that are you nice in it it could be in mono it’s

Beautiful lovely Place let’s get a little bit of glare off the water always pleasing to the eye kitty o Predator yes survey boat look what a day look at that not a cloud in sight magnificent I don’t know what it is every time I do one of these

Walks Jesus just I think he really wants me for a Sunbeam I do so yeah what else have we got to see today we’ve got some brilliant um street art graffiti some people call it I call it street art uh I’m going to show you where I used to

Live yeah oh bad memories of that place wow what a [ __ ] hole um and then we’re off down to megie that’s not a person that’s uh that’s what the locals call clth thoughts and tell you why it’s called clth thoughts but before we do what’s this sign oh danger cables

Crossing so this takes you out to the EST like this so You’ got your little dock and the bullets come down here and the Yachts they’re out for winter and then they go out there and out to sea and just around this corner down here you’ll get where we’ve just come

From there you go Grimsby Tower but yeah what a beautiful day oh we got a bit of a Muk B this place here all of that was round with seagull before I climbed up and the all [ __ ] off how don’t know why I’m quite friendly with the animals

I mean if I could talk to the animals even squark with the animals what a great day oh look there’s a block there on board I could not do that I could not be a North Sea or an Atlantic fisherman [ __ ] that respect to the people that do though fantastic come on crack

On he is a nice bit for you look at that he all right is it and there there’s a bloke working so I just caught this this is uh just before you get out the docks and I I do fancy a cupy you all and I say there’s a little

Cafe there oh open for coffee and chat uh I do want a coffee but [ __ ] if I’m talking to anybody so for that reason I’m out he it’s a cool little GFF is it nice the bloke the Barista who’s making me coffee is just mending the

Toilet seat but this is the black G like it t you place decent music on perfect great way to start the day look at that for a wall I don’t know what to have I bet he does frappe to Lates excited I’ve been in there over an hour

There’s me saying I don’t fancy a chat but I want a coffee what an absolute phenomenal place the black Gull it’s um it’s nonprofit making it’s all funded and it’s uh run by recovering addicts of various whether it’s alcohol drugs whatever any addiction and they’ve got loads of phenomenal workspaces you’ve

Got artists working from there you’ve got podcasts you’ve got [ __ ] there’s a recording studio going up they do acoustic gigs there obviously it’s a dry bar um but oh the black G I need to do more on that place what a fantastic setup superb John the black G get on it come

Down they do a community breakfast every Friday pay what you like all over that anyway krack on still got to get the Cy yeah unbelievable so cast your minds back 1992 I got my first professional singing job in CLE dos so I needed to get some dicks so let

Me show you this [ __ ] all that are renting all of that upstairs there no Central Heating and there’s a neighbor on the side who cooked [ __ ] smoke kippers every morning and it stank to oure Evans but yeah it’s on Manchester 3 prior prior to coming here I was

Really massively the three things I loved back then it was the three FS I love [ __ ] I love football and I love fingering and I hated Grimsby and I hated [ __ ] Manchester and I ended up living with 100 yards of Grimsby town football ground on [ __ ] Manchester

Street you couldn’t write it but oh this is where it all started 1992 no mobile phones none of that [ __ ] no you had no tags on clothes you could [ __ ] place what you wanted so now we’re going down there to cross over the foot bridge and get over onto the

Shoreline so come on let’s get in the van and crack it on wow what a [ __ ] hole that was finally 3 hours later we’re walking where we’re walking Mash I’ll tell you right so a look we’re off over here look at it looks a bit imposing doesn’t

It but this is the back of Manchester Street and it’s a part of the uh Beach that not many people come to loads of ship washes up here I don’t think that’s been washed up I think that’s just some wanker littering [ __ ] hell come on you can do

This I got to get me steps in I met a stupid bet back on uh just before New Year’s Eve that I could lose two stor by April the 1st and I’ve still got a bit to shift I’m not P for with quit out but uh lovely view up here

That’s not really good graffiti is it that’s just that’s just Scraggy tell you about that place later blundel Park but back in the day when you used to come here on football whether it was leads or scoy that there right around that corner was called bomb

Alley cuz the train used to come to cleor and the little [ __ ] grimsy bounds used to bomb bardy with bricks and [ __ ] so bomb alley head down yeah there’s megie down there look it’s a good day for it is it but I yeah I wanted to come this way because oh muds

In because there’s some really good Street Arts just around the corner so we’re going to go find it so this bridge is just like I say at the bottom of uh bottom of Manchester Street you can park up oh it’s a bit muddy I can’t remember a day it hasn’t pissed down lately

Shocking need to get out of my Treader right over and out for a minute so up over the bridge turn left and this is where your AR starts at that that’s tidy is it super and again it’s probably done by somebody who was [ __ ] at school you got Dennis the Menace here and

Gasha quality who’s up on the other one Jack Jack r r r [ __ ] idiot yeah that’s obviously quite poignant for somebody but have a look around the corner here M boys having a bit of sea fishing all right all right oh another one there oh well oh he’s up he’s uping at

Me right M so this is so this is the sea wall it’s concaved not convexed I like it down here I used to spend a lot of hours down here back in 92 even in winter like today nice brisk crisp Shar morning look at this drift wood here that’s good in it like

That there shitloads more to see yet but I always thought it was a myth that there’s such a thing as Driftwood let’s be honest no [ __ ] put that there have that’s drifted in oh it’s got great big Bolt in it off a boat at that that’s old as in

It look at the livit on top so this is far end of cley if we look down there that just see in the distance back in the day was Wonderland market right over there in the distance you can see bull Fort and miles miles directly across this bur point

Where I’ll be going in a couple of weeks time for a night of wild camping with my lad eat drink and be merry right let’s go find some more graffiti and leave this block to fish in peace that’s just lovely a it very nice and more of all the way

Around there’s a lot of lot of work on in there’s worst places to be in the world is there mate bit of fishing I’ll sit off in the afternoon F yeah why not oh Grims been there look the mighty Marin right let’s get around the corner so it kind of starts

There and goes on and on and on and and on and on for about 3/4 of a mile in that direction so let’s go have a mooch see what we can see see what you see there’s a lot of uh there’s a lot of aquatic references which I suppose you’re going

To have what what is that what’s going on there what fish catch now maybe we shouldn’t have filmed him there he might be I don’t know he might be supposed to be doing community service or something how’s that got there how has that got there ridiculous but it’s beautifully colorful

See that would even be vibrant on say like a a gray day was it ah do you think that’s to depict somebody’s dog who died do know do you think that to pick somebody who’s bat who died I don’t know that’s the thing with that it’s down to interpretation is

It oh got a bit of D your M see you at that I mean who can sit that that’s not just done like I’m just going to nip down and paint a Danger Mouse scene there’s a lot of work on into that lot a lot of

Work and I I say cuz you’re around the vibrant colors it instantly makes you feel better regardless of subject matter I think oh that’s a bit dark is it I like it though they look like uh bat human ants bat human ants yeah that’s what they are of course they see what you

See you can walk all the way down there as well as far as the eye can see full Directions That’s The Dock at the far end where we’ve just come from bloody marvelous we a’t even got the CLE thoughts yet Ah that’s maybe what Rachel meant when I left the house

Says do you want me to get you out from she says I’d love to have a [ __ ] to there you go happy day job done rude girl look at that a bloody octopus has got hold of the accumulated tower that I showed you earlier wow manal right artwor done I think we’ll uh

We’ll walk the sea wall I tell you what if even though the sun was out he’s not that warm down here which is a bit blassic look at that so the waves come up here and go they go like that and back down again that’s cuz it’s concave

If it was convex won’t work would it cracking little place to come down night and maybe have a fire and I don’t know have some heroin or something maybe some sushi who knows whatever floats you bleeding boat oh I’ve left me vans in me Vans

I’ve left me gloves in the van I thought I won’t need them [ __ ] H me digits are frozen cracking though is it a it bodies in [ __ ] wash up here and Pirates and stuff yeah do it here first oh that’s still there at the far end so before you get

To Wonderland that there is a big bird sanctuary as in the Aven variety and not like a lord of Michelle Mc manises troughing down on [ __ ] Pringles and stuff I I tell you what I could live in there oh imagine if you lived there it’s probably I don’t know four or five

Stories I you’d be pissed off if you went to B he left your phone in the kitchen you got to go fetch it f that but yeah natural place for birds beautiful straight off the seah and we’re at CLE HS Maggie so we come from all the way over there

You can just see the tower in the distance right along the seaw wall beautiful God I tell you what it’s [ __ ] fresh C this here no dogs allowed on I’ve never seen this word before no dogs allowed on the beach between Wonderland Rock groin yeah it’s a strange one

That break water there look see if I was a proper Adventurer I would go right to that far end to do a proper video but I just know that I’m going to turn the [ __ ] ankle off or so not happen me plus I can hardly move for Jew

Drops oh hell you can’t believe how cold it is you know but I’m suffering from your ass just so you can sit on your [ __ ] CTI or concrete Colts case on his toilet and watch me I’ll go through the pain barrier you’re welcome yeah I’ve just seen that looking

At it through different eyes is it me or does that look like a whale’s tail aren that’s been done on purpose that’s a whales tail whales tail oh I like that that’s cool in it so that’s been designed to put Plastics in to save the world at I think you’re more inclined particularly

The younger fuckits if there’s a novelty item like oh I can go put me bottle through there they’re more liable to do that than they are to just [ __ ] Chuck it on the path you know what I mean I like that nice baret oh big wheels on I’ve never been on a big

Wheel yeah I like that there you go look plastic only surprised it’s not full of Chelsea F oh that’s a shame well until a few years ago our place there was called moon on the water where a good mate of mine Warren Jolly was the landlord and

Proprietor and due to expenses they had to close boy it was a fantastic live venue that only sold vegan food so you could have everything oh big wheel getting ready for the summer season the the seats are facing the wrong way surely you want to be looking out to

See and at closer inspection that doesn’t look any any different to that one that’s been abandoned at chob [ __ ] the fun part that nobody’s been on for Fu years yeah not for me mate thanks oh I’m happy about that yes the smile Factory is shut that cheers me

Up Grumpy Bastard Hey That’s nice isn’t he look at the badge Royal Enfield yeah I think it’s the modern interpretation on but look at the amount of Chrome on that you know I’m not into bikes a great deal but I appreciate the old looking ones and somebody said was

You recently on telly that some [ __ ] with has said that Chrome is bad for the environment yeah [ __ ] all to do with 300 still factories in China using [ __ ] coal but it’s down to you ring about with a bit of Chromo [ __ ] idiot like that though right we’re going

To go see that next look at that that is majestic so that’s the train station clock built in 1884 and recently it was completed the renovation of it at a price of £410,000 network network Rail and the Heritage Trust so Network rail paid £410,000 for that to be

Restored these are the same people who won’t pay a proper [ __ ] wage to the workers and make you be a bus wanker between Doncaster and skunthorp yeah that’s the same people that make you [ __ ] in a Cupboard on a bus even though you’ve paid to get on a [ __ ]

Train but hey it’s impressive right onwards and upwards where we’re going next Mash I’ll tell you where we’re going next we’re off to piia but I do like that and you’ve got to keep stuff like that it’s all right you know saying just let it go spend it on a new

Train no that’s [ __ ] history right there beautiful the old system’s having a bit of a workout today yeah she’s still on though I if I had a force eight and [ __ ] off so look we’re underneath underneath Papa’s chippy and you can still see I like this

Here let me see if I can just focus and still see the ornate Iron Work underneath even though most of it is corroded but the detail they look beautiful there you go it’s nice and on the little the little ring looks inside got beautiful detail on it that’s

Fabulous SK who the [ __ ] buil a nest there oh look at that magnificent what a day to be alive I mean most days to be alive are decent considering the alternative I’ve never been under it well I have but not intentionally because this used to

Be a nightclub back in the day and if you pulled you could nip down ear and do a bit of bit of fingering but no it’s just a nice place to be is it classic beautiful right let’s get back up top and tell you all about the

Pet we’re still looking good I’ve come out of the way the wind a bit just so cuz it it tends to make a racket don’t it so we’re just under the peer at the far end have a look I’ll tell the all it the pier was opened in

1873 on August bank holiday and it originally cost how much do you think it originally cost to make that I it be worth that double in [ __ ] scrap now it cost £8,000 uh but the original Pier was destroyed by fire in 1903 and rebuilt in

1905 which is the one you see now from 1985 onwards Pier 39 who remembers that we’ all been there P 39 that place was jumping local house DJ Dave The Rave beast and still around Dave is still spinning the discs occasionally cracking ladders well top crowd pleas it uh and

After loads and loads of failed businesses it reopened in 2017 as Papa fishing chips restaurant which them Woods don’t normally go together do they it’s not a [ __ ] restaurant it’s a cafe that sells lad yeah and they boasted and they’re proud to say it is the biggest fish and

Chip restaurant in the UK and they’re very proud of that may be a bit [ __ ] high you know what I me anyway oh man get hands are freezing but they still beautiful I’m off up to top end in a minute because I told you I’m going to try two things

That I’ve never done before um one I’ve never had I’m 55 years old and I have never ever I’ve never eaten a a pickled onion ever just something about it I don’t mind onions I cook with them all the time as you’ve seen but I’ve never eaten

A pickled onion so I to get 50 five it’s time to do a bit ain’t it and then the other thing I always said when I was younger two things I would never try incest and I would never try oily fish out of a can so today the day yeah to

Break the last Bastion I’m going to have oily fish out of a can in a bit but there you go under the board walk down by the [ __ ] see that’s a nice little caption there isn’t it that could be my thumbnail challenge warm look onion and I thought [ __ ] hell

Just to keep it down get a pickled egg as well so 55 years old never had a pickled onion here it goes I could Chu this up really quick to be honest I thought it would be a bit softer than that what’s going on with your hair today boy I’m not

Cen and I’ll e any old [ __ ] sort that out what are you doing that’s [ __ ] horrible I’ll tell you how bad they are 55 never had a pickled onion 110 never [ __ ] have one again oh look at that even the seagull don’t want the bastard stick with me eggs you know

Where you are with eggs roing job so what be learn today sorry I’m getting all over I been all over shop aren’t we I think we’re going to walk back it’s about a mile an hour think I might walk back by the road catch a memorial all and a bit of that

Shite but it’s been good I really I really enjoyed it thank you for joining me people pickled onions how can you you dirty bastards and I’ve still got to have oily fish oh it’s the last Bastion so I stopped and I bought a I bought a tin sardines and tomato

Sauce which that can’t be [ __ ] anywhere near as bad as a pickled onion that was disgusting so that’s one of the challenges done all right let’s get moving M and do you know what else I bought as well I thought Sims were a Seaside what do you

Always have when you come to the seaside yeah fishing chips no not fishing chips no I know what’s going on here I’ve Got Sushi I had chance of chicken and Duck or the fish one so I thought look at at the seaside so we’re having Fish sushi Fish sushi and

Uh and the sardines in tomato sauce which might hurt might be straight back up anyway come on let’s crack on go find V them just passing this here’s a sign of a good night out if ever there was [Laughter] one well I can’t remember losing it

We’re down the far end now at se View Street and this is one of the last remaining decent proper grole the rest of them are sort of I don’t know like the cing out and that bit bit pretentious to sell [ __ ] cocktails and wank like

That the AGR still on the go that used to be the best Indian back in 1994 I don’t know about now but yeah it’s a bit of a trendy place down here full of twatty bars and cafes you know where you can get a frappe latte and probably one of them [ __ ]

Quasons I’m sorry but if you ask for a quason it should come with a slap get some bread you [ __ ] need to tell you about a place at the far end in a minute going to take you back to 1994 so that Gaff there the C ostra rante

Italiano well back in 1994 that was the Queen’s Pub and it was a proper [ __ ] all so the Euros was on it was on in uh Britain wasn’t they yeah got a wind swep today so the uh that side of the building building walls of the lounge and the

Other side was the bar so [ __ ] football was on and it was England was it so I was in the lounge 2 45 minute spots not one person whilst I sang 245 minutes spots not one person and the land lady coming bar was [ __ ] chucker land lady coming at end of the night

Train he got your diary with it it’s been a real good night Hasen it I said where the [ __ ] hell you been never came back again again that was it yeah that was my but to be honest I’ve always said that the worst gig I’ve ever had

Would still outweigh the best shift I could ever have in the core covs swings and roundabouts is a great little place for you if ever you uh come for the weekend or whatever and you don’t want to be amongst all the rabble and that Pub across the road here it’s

Just a little independent Place brilliant cracking music music dead laidback um but they sell beers from around the world that are like Trappist monk [ __ ] me like 15% from Lithuania and [ __ ] like that it’s over a up Cambridge Avenue that’s it there Message in a Bottle cracking little booze that but just a

Little tip for you if you are starting your night maybe don’t go in there and have some 133% [ __ ] tramped juice cuz he kind of creeps up on you pretty quick cuz you’ve got to go from there that way and every rooftop has got the fresh air

Sniper and he will [ __ ] take you out yeah Message in a Bottle cracking little so Isaac s we’re leaving cleor behind heading back towards grimby but a beautiful Art Deco building on the corner nice that’s a had a few incarnations in each time as well it was a uh was a

Fancy dress shop I seem to remember cuz there’s as little amount of fun as you can have let’s have a party make it fancy dress oh it’s [ __ ] not so across the road the Memorial Hall Ken DOD was a regular fixture there had the Good Fortune to see Dody before

His untimely demised well I say untimely met him once as well on a flight to granen area top bloat was doy but Memorial Hall still a still a classic Landmark looks like a [ __ ] overized Anderson shelter do they yeah get Pro [ __ ] oh with somebody in there you

Know what I mean you’re trying to do an indepth educational documentary and some raggy ass [ __ ] on a motorcycle starts yaring at me anyway how’s the old how’s the system doing they’re looking all right boy tell you what though it’s a bit nicer this side other than the seaw

Wall that was boing cold supposed to be about 9 to 10° today as well it does feel like sping early sping and I did see some snow drops out the other day so let’s hope it’s on its way over and out so how do you turn the booger off

Oh this is the shop you want if you want ahead beautiful look at him hey if you had two which one I think it’s got to be here aren’t it so in order yeah yeah yeah sorry love you all last done onwards and upwards so we saw that

Thing earlier which was have a good night out this has got to be a bad night out what’s going on there Z up and back where we started oh B’s down there I was thinking you know that was the back bedroom there where that sign is and there’s every chance that I made

A baby in there never thought of it like that and now my lad’s [ __ ] 30 how did that happen I mean I know it happened you put your Wink in and it I mean where has 30 years gone yeah he’s 30 and I’m 55 what was I

Doing you shouldn’t be allowed to have kids under the age of I think you should have to apply for a license at 40 and then a [ __ ] IQ test as well car’s kids are having kids out and they’re just [ __ ] dumb car all right mate how you doing yeah go

Car all right we’ve got two more stop offs to do and I’ve still got to eat oily fish from a can all right second to last Port of Call built in 1899 which is probably the last time it was [ __ ] painted check this out look at that blundel

Park this is one volatile [ __ ] hole when you come here trust me as most places are but how many visitors ends do you get that are completely covered in bar wildre and they still have the audacity to say wash your hands can I yeah look at it look at the [ __ ]

Wood on the side of it mental I’ve been here with lead skny and it’s uh yeah they always give you a nice welcome so that’s uh that’s the away end you can just see through look hold there somebody in there there’s somebody in thereon ironon the way and blund park covered in

Bar and it’s proper bar wire it’s that stuff that rich you to [ __ ] wow unbelievable oky dokie this seems as goody place as any the home of fish for me to do me second never done before so uh yeah outside the way in sat in the

Van going to have we’ll try this so um okay Old English Jamaican ginger beer She’s a Beauty God it was Bloody cold out there I do like ginger beer so test goes sardines in tomato sauce never had oily fish have a can before brought a fork

With me from home so let’s uh it cannot be as bad as that pickled onion [ __ ] dirty bastards I don’t know how you do that seriously oh no see straight away it’s just it’s just it’s got that green [ __ ] on it there goes I don’t think I’ve ever had a sardine normally

What do you do just to oh just Tu in oily sardine out of a better not be any bones in it light’s a bit difficult so here goes that’s really quite Pleasant where have you been all my life I don’t know how um palatable it’ be without the tomato sauce but that’s really

Nice full of omega3 as well you know we me been a health freak now instead of just being a freak two things walking on way back up there I couldn’t film them but [ __ ] hell the these are things you only see in Grimsby or CLE thorps I last walk past me early

20s and on the cool shade she was probably she was probably towards the conquer end you know what I mean yeah where did she go [ __ ] tanning shop I don’t get the whole tanning concept at all bizarre but that’s because I’m Mediterranean I think you know that’s

Nice and only 55 P of tin as well oh this time next week I’ll be having Pils H even the [ __ ] word pilchards wrong in it hey I’m liking this it’s a really nice tomato sauce as well whim whim I’ve still got this to go and all look shitload of

Sushi I think that’s how it’s sold get your shitload of sushi look at that there’s no unnatural colors and ingredients in there is it’s all been [ __ ] sprayed I might save that for me Teo actually but this is very pleasant see what I mean about them like them silvery bits there

They’re the bits they think oh you know when you get a battered fish you don’t eat that [ __ ] but superb superb h H and the other thing there was a woman sat on a bench and she had um she had a pet alation with her and the dog was sat like that like

You know gives you paw that sort of thing and do you know what she was feeding a [ __ ] pet alation only in Grims me Orly thoughts does this happen a squeezy tube of Prema and the [ __ ] dog was lapping it up she said you do like that cheese

Don’t you you do like that cheese I like you [ __ ] idiot you put that in pot noodles you nutcase for studge don’t shook it down an Alan’s neck yeah anyway I’ve uh I really enjoyed that today and this is part one the next time I come got loads more

To show you I’m going to do it on me push bike on me Treader so I’ve got to get a bracket for filming um cuz there’s a lot of stuff at y end I want to show you so it’ll be the pier to fitties and Beyond but anyway Boog her off and let

Me get on with me sardines beautiful you only sing when you fishing Sing cheers peeps I’ll catch you in a bit all righty Tada thanks for watching I’m warming up now let me finish with sardines get out of here go on [ __ ] off w a l k i m g w a m k e r walking wanker who’s that walking wanker that’s Me