#135 – Diarrhea Phil (Patreon Bonus) | Hate Watch with Devan Costa

A man kills his son for catching him eating diarrhea and then appears on Dr. Phil

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Make a Stephen Paddock joke and they’re like who’s that and I’m like the Vegas shooter dumbass like my luck would also misses like very big references a lot it seems like my sister invited me to like some like work like party she had and I literally felt like an absolute [ __ ]

Freak there and it was it was like you know what I talk about and and the only guy who was aable of kind of talking to me was a like Marine combat veteran who thought like pedophiles ran the world and it just it just [ __ ] sucked ass

Dude I went to Las Vegas for work and same exact thing happened to me where I’d be in the middle of like a business conversation and I’d say that I show up a little bit late and they go where were you I was I was just gooning

Yeah it’s horrible and I’m like oh wait I’m not with my bows I can’t say that it’s no you’re podcasting in the wild dude I catch myself doing it too look at that stupid gay [ __ ] [ __ ] over there like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa like sorry guys I was potting in the

Wild it’s a guy with crutches getting [ __ ] in the ass you’re completely right okay so Joseph we have the case of the century right what is this now when so this is my I I just discovered this somehow it’s a Hidden Gem and so I dig

Through True Crime stuff all day and I found this case the original crime happened I think in 2014 but then there was just theay after delay and they couldn’t get this killer uh potential killer until 2021 so they just kind of got him semi- recently but

So here’s the story is that there was a divorce and uh a custody battle and the 13-year-old son left his mom’s house and went to the dads who won custody of him um so he gets to the house in like outside of Denver out in the woods and

He hates his dad already cuz he’s a 13 uh year old boy so he’s like a f [ __ ] hate my dad he’s [ __ ] gay dude and then he gets to the house also worst nightmares of 13-year-old boys to get like sent to the woods and he he grew up

With your weird Daddy he also grew up it’s real Huck fin [ __ ] yeah he grew up with his mom and also all of his friends he has all these best friends he had like he was a very popular kid stud he was a cool kid with a lot of friends

He’s like wearing Jordans and a white sock Jersey and [ __ ] and then he yeah so he he lck he loved Mojo Brooks oh for sure Dion he would have been on Dion’s side big time uh but then so he gets to his dad’s house and he finds a bunch of

Pictures on his dad’s computer where his dad is wearing panties and eating [ __ ] out of the diaper a dad that he already hates you know yeah and then so he sees this and and he starts going like oh dad like [ __ ] you are what you eat dad [ __ ]

Like your [ __ ] you [ __ ] gay like and then so his dad just flipped out and killed him in the woods killed him cut his head off threw him in the woods cut his head off yeah to make it look like an animal uh decapitated him it’s like

Uh like it looks like a black bear got a hold of a katana and ravage your son I’m so sorry it’s one of the most horrifying St that’s so horrifying and it’s also you know what’s interesting is what you’re in just what you’re telling me we

Haven’t looked into it yet but like it sounds like the dad couldn’t take a good clowning yeah he was getting roasted the kid was like if he was a cool kid the kid was like probably one of the best in school at clowning people and then you

Find out your dad is eating [ __ ] out of his diaper and wearing dresses and and you hate him already so you clown him and it’s oh God it’s so TR is the Colorado Woods version of making a selfie video for a comic making fun of you yes exactly his dad’s going to redo

The beheading the second he does it and if his dad was like Jim Norton or something thing you would have be like all right you little [ __ ] we you got me all right you sh that [ __ ] off like no well we found your son in the woods

And uh it’s hot breaking but looks like a mountain line got a hold of a handgun and shot your son nine times God that’s really really just even relling is so dark super and it’s so and but it’s also so annoying that it’s dark yet still there’s funny elements and listen it

Haunt to me I hate being fully nihilistic about this yeah I don’t I don’t like having I I’m not ever trying to lose my soul here child died [ __ ] are insane it’s like the equivalent of like the Holocaust and then knowing that like Hitler had a micropenis you’re like well at least

There’s that exactly at least we get a little win here and there right right you know what’s crazy is there’s always a woman who will [ __ ] in a diaper for you no he [ __ ] his own diaper his own [ __ ] oh he was eating his own [ __ ] oh

That suck had like a dominate a cruel seductor no there’s a woman out there who will make you eat your own [ __ ] out of your there’s a million if you pay them money sounds like from personal experience I would love that he’s like I I have her phone number if you want to

Talk to her like being debased you know um but then so he uh was not convicted for many many years almost 10 years that’s crazy well so from 2014 to 2021 he was just out they never assumed it was the dad no he was he was he was the

Prime Suspect but they just didn’t have enough on him yeah to indict so he was out and he think a lot of suspicious stuff like he didn’t shoting in diapers and eating it and wearing dresses and so you tell me he ate all the evidence what a dog at your

Homework but like he didn’t go to uh the wake and he didn’t participate in the search effort and he didn’t uh try to promote the fundraiser to find the kid and he was just like he just like he stopped talking to his family completely

Why would I go to the wake I’ve seen my work that’s weird though cuz if you were like trying to like prove you’re innocent you would do all those things right so he’s also bad reacting well he was just filled with such shame that he

Was just like my at least in the theory of like basically everybody and it’s quite it’s obvious at this point was that he was just like I Hae [ __ ] everybody knows that IE [ __ ] I shot chot my kid head off caught me he’s still like embarrassed about the

Clowning he my you guys [ __ ] he go once the head once the head was off I I I [ __ ] in his throat and and I ate that [ __ ] and it just I couldn’t stop myself I was in 2 de Byam it dude what the [ __ ] is wrong with humans and

Andless that was my first thought and then I was like all right but it is good for the Pod yeah that’s what we do here we’re built we’re built for this case exactly we’re like detectives we’ve seen a lot I already want to make a horror movie about this called the

Clowning starring uh Tom Pearl he’s we cast him his son catches him eating [ __ ] on YouTube but then so it’s called the clowning tagline old [ __ ] eatting looking ass directed by Mojo Brook also while Tom Pearl’s out in the woods killing his son Conor’s out there killing

Kane and they they exchange a glance and they just kind of both go like you kill your guy from across the woods like two deer looking at each other yeah yeah yeah what what if this is us uh solving the cold case and it’s like I killed the

Sun because he saw me committing a crime it’s like in Vietnam where you have like you make eye contact with what the Vietnamese dudes but you both like I don’t want to shoot all right just both get out of here it’s Jesse Walt and Todd from breaking bad but instead of

Stealing the stealing the stuff from the train they’re eating their own [ __ ] in the woods the kid the kid rides up on them on a dirt bike what in the so in the meantime between the murder and the conviction there was all these years and because he wouldn’t talk to his family

Somehow the mother of the kid and the and the other son like the only way we can have a conversation with this guy is to get him on Dr Phil and somehow that worked and now this is the first time they’ve talked since the murder was this brother also like being split custody

Was he was he at the house the mom had him no he was the mom had him okay okay okay and then uh also at this time on do Phil they didn’t know that he was eating [ __ ] out of diapers yet this is crazy it’s on Dr Phil look at this well Dr

Phil’s a [ __ ] Shyer I know [ __ ] psycho I love these 30 old guys Dr Phil had on the bumfights guy the guy dressed up like Dr Phil and Dr Phil was so stupid he didn’t like know that would possibly happen no it’s Cherry Springer it’s the same thing is

Like same level actually more it’s actually sicker I mean look at this kid so Cory Cory mississipp you in Fallout Boy Cory he goes Cory how many tries does it take you to land a kick flip now Cory did you ever try the [ __ ] yourself Cory now Cory what is your age

Again Cory do you have a tech deck on you right now you have to tell me Cory I’m Dr Phil okay have you ever bought a switchblade at a fair Cory with a Zippo lighter Cory what does Chinatown mean to you and do you get your katas from China now now Cory can

You can you show us on the cartoon s where he touched you [Laughter] Cory all right let’s let’s let’s check this out I think Mark has something to do with it I think he’s either got him heading out or his father he’s talking Mark yeah he call it’s his dad but he

Calls him Mark he doesn’t want to call well when you eat [ __ ] and kill his brother you’re now you’re now Mar you’re not Dad no longer are you pop out of a diaper col brother he goes he goes I think it was pop pop well I think peaw had something to

Do with it personally you know I’m sure this is still a thing to this day I’m just I maybe I’m showing my or like pretending to show my age or whatever the [ __ ] but like back in the old back when I was growing up it was a very

There was a you knew knew something was going on in the house of all the kids all the the your friends that referred to their dad as their first name oh for sure there was like deep internalized hatred going on in that in that household and I also think I might be

Like ripping someone’s bit here when I say this let just let me get that but like I’ve heard this like take where it’s like if you call your like Mom Mother and Father and like grandmother and grandfather that’s a cold household yeah that brutal that’s the other side

Of the spectrum just as cold just as weird warm households are like me yeah right righta you all that stuff so you’re right because there’s no third degree down it’s not personaliz if it’s not personalized like like you know Dad like if it’s not that or like cutesy and

You’re just like coldly stating mother yeah father that’s a homeschooled person who’s like getting beat could you imagine like the hell they lived in he’s like father stop eating [ __ ] like that’s [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] up that’s like not fun well Jack had that great joke about

His stepdad where he used to it was like the punch line was like I don’t know Steve like you know you just call when every kid that calls like an authority figure that is either with your mom or your actual Dad if you call them by

Their first name oh yeah you hate them it also fills me with rage I’ve been around friends who like refer to their dad by first name and I’m like just say me too that’s your that’s your papa [ __ ] I get real Republican about go Family Values [ __ ] that being

Said I refuse to call anyone Mr or Ms my entire life [ __ ] that I don’t care who you are other friends’s parents yeah oh yeah I had a neighbor growing up they called my mom and dad Mr and Mrs mcnut I was like it’s Paul and Kathy [ __ ] all right just called from

To hunger motherfu what the [ __ ] you doing yeah but yeah so anyways I I said we dig right into this yeah let’s go all right here we go you know done something oh [ __ ] wait is that do [ __ ] Mar that’s not Dr Oh I thought I thought Dr Phil like got a hair

Transplant this is the guy who eats his own he’s like and Cory let me ask you something you think anyone will notice this wig so the murderer went on dril cuz he thinks he’s like he’s like defending himself on Dr philm yeah they don’t have the evidence about him eating

His own [ __ ] there’s like he thinks oh I’m going to convince America that I’m innocent right now this is him doing a Victory lap right now and he’s now in jail he got s the 50 years in jail so he’s now like oh hell yeah dude so this

Is before this enjoy that enjoy enjoy those [ __ ] cafeteria jail shits re hard way wor way worse he’s like it’s so much harder me I just keep [ __ ] it’s diarrhea he’s probably in have it he’s like oh yeah no solid in here there’s no solid in prison he’s just going to the

Next sale next sell next he’s like y’all going to finish that is that can I have your corn brand he’s feeding his soulmate like all like the extra beans he’s like gives his beans to his he’s like want this corn kernel supposed I I think I strongly

Think that he’s involved why he hasn’t done a single thing since Dylan has been gone why do you say that what has he not done um he hasn’t been to any of the benefits he wasn’t there for Dylan’s birthday vigil he hasn’t wait wait wait

So at this time they if anyone knows the whereabouts of this boy please call Dylan redwind investigation tip line so they didn’t they hadn’t even found his body parts or anything yeah yeah he was just missing at this time yeah wow for long enough like where it’s pretty

Obvious that he’s dead but no nobody right right right right you should call new diine missing dill and red wine fund um and that’s offensive to you very very um Dr Phil I’d like to make a comment about the fundraiser thing I have several people in the community in which

I live that are reaching out to me on a daily basis and volunteer in their time volunteering their diarrhea involvement with a fundraiser but somebody from this side of the room called her and told her that they didn’t want her to have any involvement in anything that had

Anything to do with raising money and the editing of this is such a weird Jos because if you uh think about the reality of what happened it’s the darkest thing imaginable but it’s like Dr Phil editing and house Housewives drinking a glass of Peno getting this is why I’m surprised like

It a child got his head cut off most of Dr Phil is like oh yeah you’re not the Dad like is this crazy no this is we live at a six most Dr Phil is like so you’re 700 lbs and you can’t stop eating your your insulation in the house

This is It’s a catch me outside girl bad baby this is really dark and Dr Phil’s a sick man but maybe this helped did they use this in court uh I don’t think I don’t think well so they he ended up refusing a polygraph they probably referenced it

But I don’t they didn’t need it I think there was a lot more they had and you know you’re wrong once they got their hands on his computer for Dylan’s fund and for the reward then do it why does it have to be everybody else’s responsibility responsibity why can’t you go do

Something on your own why do you got to have us our approval you say he has clear motivation what do you mean Dylan didn’t really look up to Mark they had a relationship but it was never what Dylan had wanted it was always what Mark

Had wanted which was always to be on the road never there why do you call your father Mark instead of dad or he’s father cares for their kids and you know would do anything for them be a role model someone that you’re being very disrespectful and I believe that

Everything that’s coming out of your mouth is perpetuated by you don’t stop it right now you’re going to end up missing too so why don’t you I wish everything coming out of your mouth was [ __ ] so I could suck it down so I can go yum yum yum in my

Tummy if everything coming what you know what is coming out of your mouth is [ __ ] but I can’t is not tangible cuz I’m your father I brought you into this world and if I want to drink diarrhea I’m going to do that Cory what you’re doing is the worst thing possible

You’re spewing you’re spewing metaphorical [ __ ] and that does nothing for me I can’t come to ideas you can’t come to ideas there is nothing more Eric red wine hates more than metaphor [ __ ] abstract Concepts don’t get my dick hard [Laughter] son mouth I can say my own words I am at

You I don’t like you I hate you and you have been nothing of a father since the last 10 years damn and Dylan’s birthday celebrate it with us where were you you sure I was making every effort I possibly could cuz I was in Texas working for the company that I work for

Trying to get into Bayfield you’re the only one working I’m not you tried getting into Bayfield with a stomach full of diarrhea he’s like he’s like Cory please have some sympathy for me my my stomach is [ __ ] killing me man wait what is what is Bayfield what’s he

Talking about it’s just job or was he acting like I’ve been looking for him he was like hey I’ve been working I’ve been the reason I haven’t been Ser cuz I’ve been work I’ve been paying the bills and acting like he’s supporting the family which probably does pay some uh alimony

Or whatever but so he’s using that to be like that’s why I don’t you know go to the funeral I’m I’m sitting here go going to work paying the bill sending child support yeah yeah okay okay interesting but the sickest part of this I think actually I just realized this is

That you can still feel the producers influence it’s the it’s like the realest darkest human situation ever but you can feel that a a a producer sat them down right before they started filming and they were like okay but we need you to be passionate though like we need you

Like he killed your brother so go go up like go go crazy on him and stuff right and and so they’re like you can feel that they’re sort of acting even though it’s their son and brother just got his head [ __ ] chopped off wait so but he

Said it’s been 10 years no I don’t think so like he haven’t met a father in 10 years that just means divorce or no no yeah so yeah he just hasn’t been a good dad for the last the sad thing is I this probably did help a lot with the case

That’s really sad about just America in general it’s just like yeah these people are literally hurting and they have to go on Doctor Phil they have to like fight for their right of Justice in of live studio audience that’s a good point actually I bet you like detectives and

Stuff were like they watch us like oh [ __ ] he did it we got to dig in a little bit more on this that’s a good point right God pathetic man 30 and he’s gone right um and so you just lay down to take a nap well no that when I got back

Now I was starring in parks and W I’m Zach alak’s c a brother he Nick offputting many times there’s a campground at the end of the road that’s not right by the river which he tends to go up to every now and then there’s a bridge right down

The street where it crosses over the river which he’s been known to hang out all these places great to have about wall right directly behind my house that he’s been known to go stomping around in the woods back there I mean it didn’t I didn’t find it odd that he wasn’t

Sitting there waiting for me in November mid November and you sent him you sent him without a cat why is it always my fault why can’t you take any of the responsibility at 1:30 you wake up he’s still not there right did something go off in your head absolutely this is what

I’m calling him on his cell phone I’m sending him text messages I’m trying to communicate to him you know at some point I start realizing that you know this is not like Dylan you’re his father how could you do this to him Elaine I don’t have I don’t know

Where Dylan I’m so busy drinking diara I don’t know resp elain I don’t know maybe how do I do I don’t know what why are you talk such a nagging [ __ ] elain bu he’s gone elain elae maybe I was parched cuz you wouldn’t [ __ ] into my

Cup I was parched Elaine he hold the phone elae goes this mean nothing to you elain we had a sacred Bond Elaine I had one request Elaine ask you to diarrhea into this Stanley Thermos and you never did I you expect me to go wander through the woods without some hydration and

Some diarrhea El I used to look at you like my little own hydration station and I don’t recognize you anymore l oh my God you were my own personal Hydration Station Lane this is so derange der this is so [ __ ] up you know it’s so [ __ ] up it’s just that

Like the fact that he’s not like even if I was being accused like I understand like the the [ __ ] up mindset of like I’m fighting for my own life here right that’s it’s it’s the joke that we’ve had before of like why is he not like no no

I didn’t [ __ ] do it like I’d be losing my mind constantly and I also be breaking I’d be crying yeah right if you were actually remorse about your son dying even if you did kill him why is there no emotion at all yeah yeah why don’t they ever even in the Liar’s brain

How come they never realize like be sad but also this guy’s so [ __ ] like the fact that he’s a steel trap and is not even like feeling the weight of his actions and breaking down right like this guy is just so he’s sociopathic there’s nothing it’s scary it’s really

Scary he’s a man who eats [ __ ] he’s the it all makes sense but also at the end of the day too like what’s wrong with these women dude what is how how do you get wrapped up with a man that eats [ __ ] wears dresses and kills your son and you

Never once what you never once had like a hunch he was like a bit of a freak well he’s hot so um what are you going to do he’s a sexy guy what if his TT profile was like hey let me wear your panties eat your [ __ ] and kill your son

And she’s like he’s pretty random I like this guy what a qu I like some murfs of I mean there’s women out there that date serial killers and [ __ ] they can be well she found out too late she didn’t know I think she probably he was like

Pretending to be normal enough yeah and then like the crack started the show and he’s like what’s asking to drink her diarrhea and and he he was constantly try like a volunteering to change the diapers and she was like he’s a great guy she’s like I have the best husband

He’s always changing diapers I never asked him to do a day to her girlfriends at the salon just I never I haven’t changed one diaper he’s got our son on a specific diet and he always changes their diapers I couldn’t ask for a more uh loving husband just every day of

Their lives like did you forget to flush again he wears a lobster bied when he changes their di I don’t know I don’t know he wears those Lobster and he has those wet wipes and you eat ribs The Boiling Crab setup was just paper across the

Table he a bucket of [ __ ] he just throws it on he shuts the corn he shs the corn Kel like it’s [ __ ] muscles he’s got a shell cracker oh my [Laughter] God real yes yes damn where’s the last you were the last one to see him okay I

Don’t believe that that that’s true well I don’t care I don’t I wish I had Dylan because if I had Dylan we wouldn’t be on the Dr Phil show okay I wish I had Dylan too but that’s not and he go and he goes he goes are you grateful for nothing we’re

On the doctor Phi sh and he goes and even if Dylan was here you never thought I’d be on the do Phil Show look at me [ __ ] I’m on TV you ungrateful [ __ ] I bet you want me back now I’m a TV star he goes I’m a movie star

It I’m front and center friend I’m right on center stage baby we wouldn’t be the do show oh like you don’t love this Elaine it’s your favorite TV show and when he turns it on and he goes actually the reason he’s missing this [ __ ] won’t stop watching Dr

Phil there’s so many pivots here actually once again there’s a lot of pivots here if you’re a if you’re a father that eats [ __ ] wears dresses and kills your kids a lot of ways a lot of ways to get out of this I’m actually you know what I’m having this is my

Theory this is my theory is that she killed him as a deoy to get on Dr Phil oh that’s what I think interesting that’s what I think interesting okay yeah but she’s actually crying and he has she’s a great actress she’s been preparing for this day her entire life

That’s right that’s right she’s on her favorite TV show she’s not going to [ __ ] this up dude she’s in Barbie yeah well Lane I wouldn’t hurt him what kind of mother you he tries to flip it her go back for like 10 seconds he goes

Who are you he goes I’m a he go what kind of mother are you actually he goes you’re the one that never flushed you’re the one that left your dresses out out in the open waiting for me to wear them you gave me a taste for that damn trash

That toilet trash god damn it dude this poor [ __ ] kid oh man oh yeah died oh no [ __ ] dude oh I forgot it’s it is unfortunate that within our in our day and age with how unfort how oddly common this type of story seems to

Be I don’t know about that this is one of a kind this one being on Dr Phil in the middle between like the crime and the conviction this is and like them having to sort of act even though it’s real let me say that okay yeah this is

This one is one of a kind for it to reach the mainstream Johnny but there I I crimes like this happen all the time crimes like this constantly in some weird sick way maybe not eating [ __ ] there there are people that every day you could go on the news and see

Something and you go oh my God this guy you know threw his child into the oven and then ate him and put an apple in his M like literally I’m sure that happen like that’s why detec are World insane they see they they’re they go to the

Scene they see [ __ ] they’re amazing yeah no they’re just like spend 25 years solving the crime this should be True Detective season 5 if they had any balls [ __ ] they had any balls this would be the entire story of season 5 and they would bring back Woody haral and

M we got one for you boys but Nick pel Nick pisel A’s writing it with Nathan [Laughter] Fielder I wish I had Dylan too but that’s not did you hurt him no Elaine I wouldn’t hurt him what kind of mother do you argue that you are bad doing

Something I was your wife for 18 years I brought you all the way to Dr go she goes I was your wife for 18 years you chopped many kids heads off after they caught you eating [ __ ] and wearing my dresses you don’t think I think you’re

Capable of this and you said You’ never do to our soon I thought you were just killing strange kids he go I’ve always told our kids look watch seeing you eat [ __ ] is like looking at Medusa’s Eyes dude rewi rewind it like three seconds though there’s there’s a crazy little line right [Applause] here what kind of mother do you are you to even think that I was capable of doing something like that I was your wife for 18 years I brought you all the

Way to Dr Phil to speak to that’s crazy I brought you all the way to Dr Phil to speak to you because she was saying because you wouldn’t there was no other way to talk to you so she eventually said like Hey we’re going on Dr Phil if

You want to defend yourself then you can come right right so and then he was fin like [ __ ] I’m going to be I’m going to look so bad if I don’t come what an insane sentence to say in the midst of going through this as the mother of a

Child that’s like I brought you all the way to the queery guys and I thought they were I thought they were they were going to dress you up they were going to give you a new room they were going to ask you about what torments you she goes

John V says you were serving [ __ ] does that mean nothing to you Ty Pennington designed a whole add-on to the house going to turn the garage into a new room he’s like I’m not interested in cooking anything but diarrhea yeah he’s like I am not interest Lear to make a poke ball

She goes I thought kamaru got through to you yeah and now I’m looking at you and you’re absolutely snatched and you feel no remorse and then Bobby gave you that new dresser Bobby upgraded your diarrhea room Bobby upgraded your whole diara bar bar he built that compartment under

The toilet where you could hide and he gave you the he T you had to do the French tug while you suck down diarrhea he had the idea to wear Scuba gear in the Porta poot [Laughter] is oh my God I was like why you want

Want to eat diarrhea she goes I remember the day those five [ __ ] showed up at our house I thought you were going to change oh [ __ ] oh my God he’s like AE you know my my dream is being on Kitchen Nightmares you know that you know I

Could serve the best plate of diarrhea to how dare you Elaine he goes yeah I miss my son you know who I miss even more Tom Pearl I haven’t seen him since College you know you scared off all the public [ __ ] eaters they won’t even post their work no

More cuz now people think of grow man eating [ __ ] their mind goes to murder in the Sun and that’s your fault El Tom Pearl Dam Community you got Tom Pearl and witness protection guys Jason [ __ ] bour all oh my God this is making we we might have to

Release this public at some point dude well I’m the only reason we we went into this not doing this for the public is because I was worried about the I don’t know if we can watch Dr Phil but I don’t know might be I say all the DI might be considered

News I say it’s news yeah what I care about is finding this child which is all I care this Poli ask you take a polygraph and what were the results well they’re not the best he goes well the results weren’t that great well I li he goes

They have he goes they have footage of me eating [ __ ] wearing dresses and chopping my kids head off it’s not great for me he go they asked me do you ever lick your trops when you smell diarrhea I said I said no there were some there

Was some results you ever follow a scent Trail onto a window sill of diarrhea he’s he eats diarrhea like lamb he’s got like mint jello on the table do you have diarrhea with applesauce you’re floa in the air at the scent of diarrhea your eyes bug out of your head when you see

Diarrhea oh [ __ ] dude what the actual res results are well what did they tell you well they told me that I failed it I trying to see I killed the kid cuz he got me eating they put a cardboard box with a stick and a plate of diarrhea

Underneath it and I fell for it hook line Sinker well well well I I took a polygraph and and and the results came back they said I’m full as [ __ ] and I said you got that right they say are you a polygraph or a psychic are you a psychic [Laughter]

They said you’re full shot I said how’d you know that who told you what else we got on these guys there I think there’s a there’s definitely one more there’s a polygraph video oh [ __ ] off the polygraph guy that Dr Phil has he’s like he must be a former police guy

Cuz he’s trained in like interrogations and he breaks him down and makes him cry oh [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yes we go who should be doing back flips right now to take this polygraph test you were the last is there one more video started right there no I know but there’s one where there’s

One where they so there’s one right before this where they take him into the room you only sent me three and one of them was wait never mind go back to that one then are you sure that’s it that wasn’t it but I don’t go to the uh I can

Go to uh clip three did we skip three did we not go to three yeah we didn’t we didn’t go to three three here’s here’s three let’s try and then if it’s not it we’ll go back never picked up the phone and tried to call me personally I think that’s

What we open with at any point mhm skip to the middle false it’s false but it’s part because you always always Li you always choose diarrhea over me you you always chose diarrhea over the family about anything you used to hide the EM modium used to hide the em modium and

Push the laxatives I was I was begging for Pepto every night and where were you killing our son why were all the toilets bottomless we found the tubes uh we just your bedro we just conveniently had bad Plumbing huh that’s that’s what it was why was your Stanley Cup rigged up to the

Sewers rigged up the setic guys never came where isy you know where Dylan is Mark you were the last one to see him you you were the last one to have any contact with him he was on your watch where is the responsibility cold face of this gu so [ __ ] funny I lost

Dylan I didn’t lose Dylan Elaine how then why is he gone well that you know that’s a question we all have I didn’t lose dy I know I know exactly where he is they’re acting like they’re trying find in a shallow grave Elaine you lost it you

Lost what’s this we thing you’re talking about this we [ __ ] L that’s a weird word for Tuk I mean all right lane godamn they’re acting like their kid is like the garage clicker they’re like who lost Dylan I can’t open the garage oh [ __ ] dude asked that question

You had him where is he he’s not here no one can find him you were the last one to see him and now he’s just gone that doesn’t happen see if this were in a movie that performance I’d be like oh she’s a shitty actress but it’s real

It’s so weird the crazy thing is is that is a woman who has who you you impregnated and she had your child and now she’s like screaming at you for her missing child and he’s just like this yeah like look at him he has no choice he’s like like in a

Corner dah he’s kind of smirking a little bit right there it’s a diarrhea smirk the old diarrhea smirk we all know that diarrhea smirk folks oh my God holy Fu holy [ __ ] dude there’s a car for goes he goes uh Dr Phil what do you do when you get di in your

Mustach he no he think thinks it’s like a normal thing to eat [ __ ] so he’s asking everyone how you get diarrhea out that must like a little comb or something like I I don’t know what you’re talking about I don’t eat diarrhea what’s everyone’s favorite way

Of of of eating it like or none of us diarrhea diarrhea s the diar he goes personally I don’t mind eating it cold I think leftover diarrhea is fantastic I like it more than fresh diarrhea personally after in the all the juice all the juice kind of like sunk in a

Little bit you know what I mean it’s kind of softer oh [ __ ] for her to sit here and say that I’m the last person to see him is not accurate the postal worker that delivers my mail there a coyote surpris saw him you let me let me weigh in here I’ve

Been um B and Birds because I’ve been eating [ __ ] for years I I’ve been doing this for a long time and and you heard me say I’ve got one agenda I agree here and and that’s to try to find this young boy and I I I have no preconceived judgments

Here at all I don’t know you I don’t know whether you had anything to do with this or not I certainly don’t assume that you did but I also don’t assume that you did not I I I don’t know that you did I don’t assume that you did not

I I just don’t jump to those conclusions but I’ll tell you what I do is I make informed decisions based on skilled observation I’ve been doing this for 35 years you I see you lick diarrhea out of a diaper I was trained psychologist that’s psychology and the

The diaper to him is like when you go get like soul food they put it on like a newspaper like a little Bread Basket what do they what do they call a Thanksgiving dinner with the the fruit coming out of it oh yeah yeah no it’s

Like for for him it’s like uh when they pour a bow of soup into a thing of bread yeah yeah right it’s diarrhea in a metal bowl next to it clam chowder in a Sourdough Bowl now you claim this was Ethiopian food but we’re not stupid man all right and quite frankly that’s

Racist and having worked as an officer of the court in situations just such as these and I I I am accustomed to what is typical conduct and because you know you know Dr Phil that ain’t short for Doctor that’s diarrhea fil he goes this is my main expertise and so I gather information

Based on that and I’m curious whether you’re interested in fighting with her and and blaming her or if you’re interested in finding your son this polygraph one is going to be a Gooding I think the one that you go to is that we had up is where he cries very much so

Which is the whole point of me being here the other one and maybe they’re combined and I’m just misremembering but there was uh maybe it’s in this but there he they have him in the room with the polygraph guy and they they hook him

Up to the machine and then he has like a meltdown they hook him up to Burt ker all right folks that was for me they good you should be doing backflips right now to take this polygraph test he goes my stomach does back flips all the time

That’s how I that’s how I get what I want last person to have seen your son before he disappeared well then I don’t believe that what do you believe I believe that the postal work Dam he’s just ping holy [ __ ] he’s talking to Mr Rogers right now no 23 there no there’s

No doubt and I read some of the stuff you said about you don’t think that that we gave you don’t think the normal food tastes good you just like diarrhea are you kidding me once you got a taste for it you could never eat anything else here ad

Minute even if I was guilty on Dr Phil if he was talking to me like that I would be like Dr Phil Frankle shut the [ __ ] up I’m going to tone like that that tone coming at me would make me kind of huge to look at him feel unit dude look

At his arm yeah he’s [ __ ] huge in time to try to find your son and I have asked you to do things to eliminate yourself so we can direct resources to other Dr ph’s ties untied he’s at the end of his [ __ ] rope he’s rolling up his

Sleeves you want to criticize I’m gonna choke you out right now diarrhea boy I I think that that was taken out of text and I didn’t have this you put it in cont I put it in context I was referring Phil is realizing you definitely killed your son on the stage

With you and my and my ex-wife together you do with your and what you do with your son and what you do in the Privacy you’re own home with diarrhea that’s up to you you God and Tom Pearl that’s that’s between you and Roto Rutter okay I was upset about the fact that

Obviously there’s a huge issue in terms of me and and my exwife and my son I am here to your son that’s why Phil keeps taking such long paes like I got to be honest huh I love your hair he’s got perfectly feathered hair he go we have

Similar mustaches but if I had that hair I think my life would be different he’s like does diarrhea have like biotin in it or something that like it’s like fish oil or something is that is that the secret I’ve been trying Rog game but I’m thinking you’re on to something you

Obviously take vitamin D keeps the hair strong whether or not we find this boy and if you’ve got information about where that boy is you need to tell us this man’s done 3500 polygraphs you know how many fathers with missing sons have ever ever refused to take a polygraph in

All of his years of doing polygraph work you know how many this man’s got a little room in the back of his house a little village in it with a train set you’re it I think that’s basically it but what a saga I there’s some

More we got to get to the diarrhea thing how’ he get put in prison oh yeah well so is this going to be PID for well so do they ever bring the diarrhea so this happened this happened public though I don’t think we play Phil in public dude

There’s no way how come we how come we can play like the ABC T show I think we can play no some guys will some guys will like send a season to I I think it’s kind of random you know I’ll upload this um when we’re

In Austin and maybe we can just release this as like a patreon thing like publicly and then we’ll just give the people like an extra patreon so this this could be a public like when we go to Austin but then but it could give us a strike I’ll do some research and say

Can we do this and I’ll try and upload it first then just keep it private I’ll upload it first keep it private and see if it gets for like a couple weeks okay but yeah but I mean I would love to release this public we should but I we I think

We’ve gone down this route before I think we watched I mean I people always like get they’re like hey stop debating about whether or not you could really sudden just it’s like listen it’s easy to say until your whole [ __ ] [ __ ] gets B you have to restart from scratch

Yeah exactly so whatever but but also no so here’s what happens on this is that um enough and maybe Conor made a good point where it’s like this put him back on the detective’s uh radar yeah and so they ended up getting access to his computer and like all the text messages

From the kid and stuff and so then like the whole all of um the diarrhea stuff was revealed at that point [ __ ] after they reinvest after this after this Dr Phil so Dr Phil didn’t know anything about cuz obviously he would have been bringing it up every five seconds he

Would have and that stuff oh wait this so this will definitely not be allowed don’t don’t don’t do this if you want unless you want to blur it on these pictures and stuff yeah it’s him eating diarrhea all right it’s a patreon it’s worth it just do it it’s kind of good

Sure let’s do patreon patreon deserves it can you full SC yeah might as well it’s patreon like he’s Buffalo Bill dude oh my God oh my God oh my God yes John get off your [ __ ] phone sorry my boss is [ __ ] texting and that [ __ ] on his

Cheeks and head and the next one’s even worse that’s [ __ ] that kicks ass no it oh yeah oh my God is that a diaper this is like something out Rob Zombie film yeah that’s a diaper keep going and he just look at oh yeah let’s [ __ ] go

Imagine your this is your dad oh my God you find this on his computer I would love this he love this the kid found this on his computer he found it so I’m not quite sure exactly how he found it okay that’s not that bad keep going next

What do you mean how is that John you [ __ ] twist John go back what is that well that’s a crime scene photo now oh [ __ ] keep going that’s his femur that’s his I don’t know about this feels bad all a i no no no no no no no no don’t [ __ ]

Cower out of this it’s already patreon let’s let’s take a [ __ ] let’s lean into it I had those exact Jordans his little tiny shoe I had those exact Jordans I gave him to Rich John Jesus come don’t be sick about it yeah you’re sick but his dad it gets much worse they

Find this little skull oh I don’t I don’t want skull John John stop it’s fine fine so [ __ ] Jesus [ __ ] it already was so dark and now like that kind of just typified it the skull’s kind of annoying yeah now I actually feel bad about the entire episode we just recorded that’s that

Good we should feel bad because if we didn’t then people would be like oh they’re all like serial killers D I feel bad so how did you find out though that the sun found those images where’s that in the story yeah well did you just draw this conclusion or no

No no this is It’s So evidence came out it’s a red wine is his last name I forgot his first name but like a red wine murder will pull it up uh his name is red wine red wine is one word I know a girl named red wine that’s crazy yeah

His name is Eugene Red Rum Colorado father sentenced to prison it’s pretty good no was filmed in col I mean this happened in Colorado not filmed in Colorado go back de there’s there’s one that has like a headline that says like because he found diarrhea pictures I like the diarrhea

Pictures you had to mind that until I can’t read these but yeah so one of them like says like uh son finds graphic pictures of dad can’t back out when we see his skull knowing that he cut his son’s head off no that’s you know what I

Mean like let’s be real here it’s one of those things where it’s murder has taken place no like it’ll actually we should be able to do that but then like once you see it then you it is different can make fun of it we’re we’re making a

Comedy podcast so when I see a skull of a boy I’m not trying to make a joke there so there there’s uh the AP brother confronted father with his feces photos but he was like a little boy the oldest brother of a 13 1 the oldest brother of

A 13-year-old boy who disappeared in Colorado in 2012 confronted his father about photos of him eating feces from a diaper imagine Huck fin confronting his father about his feces he’s like I’m going to f my death and run away cuz I saw you eating [ __ ] out of a diaper from

A diaper months before his younger sibling went missing the boy’s brother testified Thursday the Father Mark redwind is being tried in the killing of his son Dylan redwind the boy disappeared in the Vito area near Durango during a quarter visit during his Thanksgiving break authorities said uh Mark redwin told investigators

He left his son alone at home to run errands and returned to find him missing prosecutors argued this week that Mark redwin killed his son over photographs that triggered a fatal outrage the photos accidentally discovered by the two boys on their father’s computer during a road trip in 2011 to pick mark

Redwind wearing women’s underwear in a diaper and eating feces from a diaper mother of [ __ ] God so why didn’t Cory bring that up on [ __ ] Dr Phil it wasn’t out yet right Joey no they no they’re saying he found they found it together with his brother yeah together

On they must have made an agreement before he went on they must have I bet he said I bet the dad agreed like hell come on but no no diarrhea like fot to me and the bazer no diarrhea he goes no damning evidence but I’ll come on Dr

Phil the photo me and the braer covered in diarrhea you can’t bring that up Phil look look I’ll I’ll come on about my missing son but no incriminating facts about me please all right Phil’s in the writer room goes like is this even worth it we can’t do the diarrhea picture same

Exact debate we’re having yeah yeah during cross-examination query redwin said he sent copies of the compromising photos to his father in August 2012 while Dylan and Mark red were alone on a road trip together Dylan knew about the photos and was not harmed in that trip despite the text and conversation

Between Corey and Mark Cory called his father a [ __ ] eating coward and said you are what you eat according to text messages reveal Thursday in court so that’s the kid that died Cory’s brother yeah Dylan’s the kid that died you [ __ ] eating coward he’s like oh that good one

I’m gonna cut your [ __ ] head off but good your hands with [ __ ] you son of a [ __ ] well no Cory didn’t die Cory got away with Dylan died yeah in response Mark redwin texted back not to hurt Dylan God damn it no we don’t want your

[ __ ] thing uh uh uh in response Mark Rowan texted back not to hurt Dylan public defender John Moren said the father also called Cory a thief for taking the photos and said he was trying to hurt him just like his mother who was in contentious uh contentious custody

Battle you stole my diarrhea pictures so it sounds like they might have gotten divorced over these Kink I think so that’s crazy she knew so they knew this and I can’t believe it didn’t come up on Dr Phils there must have been a stipulation cuz the police didn’t

Weren’t even allowed to talk about it they’re trying to prove that this guy killed his son like that’s well a prosecutor eventually made that argument they they conect like the family’s like idiots I think I hate to say it Cory redwine told the court his younger brother was pretty disgusted and

Said he wanted to use the photos as leverage in an argument with his dad a year later hey send me those poop picks of Papa because he gave me a speech about you guys being a bad example and I want to show him who he really is send

Me those poop pigs of Papa that’s like a that’s like a tongue Tire this poor [ __ ] kid tongue twister tongue twister send me those poop pigs this is like when uh say it four times fast Cory redwin said he did not send the pictures and it was unclear from his

Testimony if his brother had confronted his father regarding the photos obviously he had the brother’s mother Elaine Hall testified Wednesday that she sent Dylan redwine to his father’s house on November 18th 2012 learned he was missing the next day and immediately drove six hours to llata County to Ser

For her son Hall said during cross- examination that she had no knowledge of her son confronting his father about the photos she almost immediately suspected her ex-husband wasn’t telling the full truth about their son’s dis appearance text messages Show 2 hours after learning Dyan was missing at 6:35 she

Texted Mark you know another thing I bet was in play here is that they were embarrassed they don’t like want to admit that my ex-husband or my father eats diarrhea out of a diaper yeah that makes more sense in my head it was like they were just none the wiser and a

Prosecutor was like yeah guys you’re not what do you how you they’re like you’re telling me my ex-husband eating [ __ ] and let dress in John lingerie has anything to do with this out your their lawyers just like a big bottle of Pepto he wouldn’t just leave she wrote

He would have called he wouldn’t just leave she wrote he would have called me I am so so suspect of you right now how could he just disappear God damn dude this is one of the craziest cases I’ve ever heard about sad it’s crazy no I know I couldn’t

Believe that I it’s not like on there’s not a Netflix talk about it or something there will be yeah there will after this dude after after this episode Tiger King they’ll be using us yeah God I know I would love to release that publicly at some the wind Tak out of me

But a lot of a a lot of blurring would have to happen yeah but oh my God guys Poss possibly worth it just uh there’s a lot to deal with honestly mentally insane physically everything that case made me n internally gave you diarrhea thank God mark

Not around this is his like he’s playing 3D dress he’s like let me give all the viewers [Laughter] diara he goes just turn me into Plumbing like a cerebrus he goes he goes my final request is to be turned into PL he goes I don’t want to be cremated don’t want

To be buried I want to be turned into a pipe his last meal before getting executed he’s like I just want a big fat play diara he’s like you guys can’t say no I know for a fact do they have to abide by that if you ask di crazy if fits

Diarrhea they could say no wait they don’t abide by your last meal if you say ice cream and a steak they have to but if you say diarrhea I think a lot of uh prisons have standardized last meals now and it’s just steak and eggs no no you

Can still make request but if you if you say like either I don’t want anything yeah then they they have a standardized meal I mean ultimate loophole he gets his last meal shits it out that’s last meal it’s like he can make his last meal they’re waiting for him to take a [ __ ]

In the electric chair and they’re like hurry up he’s like what he grabs his [ __ ] he starts stuffing his face or he he dies before he shits his pants and they go he would love that which Co has the most sensitive stomach they go hey red wine last meal request and he’s just

Going like he’s reaching in his pants he goes I’m [Laughter] good God Dam goes give me Sandra [ __ ] she’s got IBS I smelled berries farts that fat [ __ ] guard give me some of these my god dude oh [ __ ] [ __ ] that’s good yeah I don’t really know where to

Go from there I don’t know how to like move on I mean I think I mean what do we at I just had a oh wait we got like five minutes Ben chapiro did a rap song I have to [ __ ] piss my offut off you

Can wait five minutes no I can wait well if we want if we want this to if we want this to possibly come out publicly we can’t do that either thano yeah it’s a it’s a song on like Vivo and what if you pull up on Twitter does that make a

Difference yeah no not really the song will be got immediately and let me see let me see if it’s on YouTube facts by Ben Shapiro andd Tom McDonald because it’s charting Ben Ben Shapiro posted today on Twitter he’s like we’re coming for you Megan the stallion oh my God why

How come benir is like tanned and wears leather jackets now and looks cool have you noticed that that’s your opinion and only your opinion no no no no no don’t give me that [ __ ] he looks cool no no no look at the Tom the the Ben Shapiro the

Recent debate that Lex fredman had with him he was like [ __ ] he had like a fake tan and like a [ __ ] leather jacket and a cool haircut he debated Lex Friedman no no Lex Freedman hosted a debate between him and that [ __ ] Twitch streaming fat Destiny yeah look at him look at Ben

Shapiro he looks like a GTA character has to be some diplomatic bilateral communication there no he’s dressed like put up on the switcher he’s dressed like Taylor Tomlinson yeah he yeah he’s trying to be cool now like he’s like a cool guy sick leather jackets made out distract from his

Sister’s big fat tits that’s yeah it’s a that’s a that’s a made out of free range Palestinians oh my God he like this is 100% 100 a child skin it’s like the player haers Club 100% Gaza child we can listen to some of it happen is the containment of Iran history Moves

In One Direction all it’s infuriating the second op communism Nazism all of that was a regression from what was happening at for example the beginning of the 19th century in the 20th century guy communist and Naz you think to really only guy who sounds like he’s

Like in Fast Forward yeah it sounds like some you listen to a podcast at point one .5 speed you accidentally like why does it sound so fast check on it absolutely so I I don’t this is one of the areas where we get into this I don’t understand the problem is I hate

That guy as much as [ __ ] that guy he’s like a t streamer debater he’s he’s a [ __ ] he’s a he’s a [ __ ] he’s a very he’s very leftist but he’s he’s incredibly intelligent problem he wins most he’s incredibly intelligent but the problem with the left is they they intrinsically have no strong ideologues

And that is is the the thing the left is missing as opposed to the right the right has like Ben Shapiro they have all these [ __ ] people who go out and can talk and [ __ ] like be big heavyweights intellectually that you don’t disrespect because they’re act he

Goes to a lot of places he a lot of people public he’s a [ __ ] well who cares everyone cares that if you let your girlfriend [ __ ] another man nobody’s going to listen to you what does that have to do with your so much to do with it because you’re going to lose every

Male audience member you possibly have know but that’s an issue is he is he quite literally a quite literally [ __ ] no but I mean like in the definition of it girlfri he was with he was with a woman that would like [ __ ] other men a poly they were in a polyamorous

Relationship and then she just finally broke up with them got it there no you talking about heavyweight oh yeah the political twitch streamer political guy yeah it’s just it’s just [ __ ] depressing but if you watch most of his [ __ ] he’s like he incredibly smart but he’s just a [ __ ]

That’s the problem is is you can never get past that [ __ ] I’m sorry wor time you always say it when like really it sounds like we are like we’re dragging a guy from the back of our trbe it’s like you’re screaming at Matthew shepher while we drive through

The always say in a very like end of Brokeback Mountain Way like you know but it’s it’s like seriously though they have nobody heavy weights by the way I’m [ __ ] like drenched in sweat I I think I think by doing you make some good diarrhea up there oh yeah I saved it for

You brother I think having my AC so low now like I one of my bodies internal temperature yeah yeah your thyroids all your thyroids off its kilter it’s my it’s off its axis it’s off its axis but when I went to Las Vegas I I was like cuz you have

To you there’s no way to cross this Treet easily you have to go up over passes and like and then it’s like oh they really do like pretend you’re on a hike when you’re on the Strip you have to like go up and then back down and

Then up and then through a tunnel lit a million [ __ ] degrees no matter and then my body’s used to 59° in my apartment and so that’s crazy even if it’s 65 I’m drenched M but I kept showing up to like dinners with our biggest clients

And and they would just go they you just get out of the shower and I you’re s a full sweat yeah they would they weren’t like trying to make fun of me they thought that I just hopped out of the shower like came downstairs and I I go no no no uh so

Sweat I just like walked over with that low I mean I think I think we said this before the podcast but that time we show up to the gym and he walked out I know you want on to walk but it was still no excuse it was so

[ __ ] funny it was Marathon Conor and I are standing up front waiting for Joe we think he’s going to come down from his apartment and we’re just talking and then Joey goes sup guys and we turn and look and he’s got a backpack on and he’s

Got his uh he’s got his like workout shirt on but he’s in a full sweat and I go like did you already work out and he goes no no I took a walk no I I was drenched like a guy that just ran a marathon or something and I

Walked I did walk four miles or something you were like that CVS and back to mine is like three or three and a half or four and I walked really fast which CVS do you go to on uh Broadway in uh season like downtown like right by uh

TR town right before one by me is actually closer to you the seventh and spring one it’s the one next to Buffalo wildwind oh you know I I used to I I think it’s actually about the same distance I looked it up at makes sense actually well you know what I will um

I’ll upload this we’re going to we’ll post that other one on YouTube for this new public just cuz it was good too really good this was really good too but I’ll I’ll post it for when we’re out of Austin and I’ll see if it gets I imagine

If it’s on private can’t can’t YouTube tell me let’s look it up we’ll look it up before we do it but we’ll figure it out private Le so we don’t get there we can never look these things up they never it’s imp nobody knows you’re right nobody has arbitrary and who knows but

Yeah what do you goog hey can we watch diarrhea stuff on private and then release it and then get a strike well we also looked at the diarrhea pictures too cuz John forced us and then started making Force any that no matter what has to get blurred if we even try even on

Private you get figured out figure it out it’s a baby’s or we just leave it to the people that pay hey let’s start a new channel brand new leave it leave it to the people that pay why why the hell not brand new it’s not like we can’t

Replicate this St S effect you know we’re punk rock podcast punk rock podcast kind of like that let’s release I kind of miss a we’re not even a punk rock [ __ ] podcast I mean like just leave it to the people that pay on patreon no I’m saying let’s release it and YOLO and

Not care it’ll get taken good let him do it you know what I’m saying hell yeah brother let’s start from [ __ ] scratch [ __ ] let’s do it no cuz it all falls in my hands that’s that’s why people used to love you man you you so

Down on that note let’s wrap it up uh thank you for listening folks we love you bye-bye um bye love you love you