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This week we discuss: Jeremy Vine. Creator of the cycling culture war. Remember – if you’re a nice guy you won’t have a problem with us.
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[Applause] Welcome to the screen Rock podcast the podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that’s been W in our screens and indeed our minds I’m here with Jake Farrell bye back in baby back in it’s uh second recorder of the day I feel more energized than before the first one I
Feel more energized yeah I’m in it man I’m in it I’m and this I have to say this one we’re doing today has been one that’s been on the tip of my brain for a long time tip your brain yeah yeah yeah but it’s because it’s [ __ ] my braon so
I’ve got pointy edges in it there this this is this is this is a real kind of like I have to get this out of my system so we I know we want to get into it quickly but yes you’ve been you’ve been jonesing for this haven’t you there’s
One thing and we well let’s we’ll do we’ll do the intro fluff that we have to do come and see Jacob on tour come see me on tour Jake will be there for a lot of it blah blah blah then if you complete disain for the list I I need
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And no matter what anyone says they are not responsible for Jacob’s dodgy ticker Jesus CHR there is no evidence that dead despite the cases you may have heard about in the media I will I will say by the way I’ve got it in my pocket somewhere I’ve got an electro bong in my
Pocket oh God just by chance I have I have to say I am actually off the electro bong are you yeah um because of my heart condition I can’t believe I’m saying this what a sentence 32 years old I’ve got two children and I’m having to
Look down my own phone and say I’m off the electr bongs because of my heart condition what a life man please rers keep the flame alive I know that you are out there buying electr bongs I know you’re in your mom’s basement sucking on those electr bongs Jacob can no longer
Electr bong as he used to but you can my Grape Ape are you going to give it to me like you’re passing over a head you take it you take it all right we said we’re going to get into it we’ve not done that said we’re going to into it there’s
Something I need to do before we before we begin this episode now do you remember um a few weeks ago I did a kind of H Joe but it’s Joe I do remember that because it took me four hours to edit that part of the podcast sorry so what
I’m going to do now is just play another bit from the Joe Buton podcast that I need to play at the start are there any words in it that are not going to be okay for us to hear are you specifically asking about the nword because they do
Say that a lot on that podcast I’m 99% sure that they’re not going to say the nword in the next few minutes and if you do minutes how long are we going to listen to it for if if you have to th it out
The N word I’ll buy you a beer I don’t think you do you know we can play this views and opinions expressed by this par who bued hor offer entertainment purposes only and purp only no one can hear you not it is not serious it is not real no one is exposing revealing
Indicting or telling you anything about themselves also we do not encourage you to try this at home we are trained professionals do not have your best interest at heart or our owns enjoy this now the reason I’ve done that that was fine that was that way better than
I you can’t tell my heart was going through the [ __ ] roof on that I’m going to have to go down the wi it’s because I obviously I’m not going to say the video ended but there were the the Jo B podcast if no one’s aware of it
It’s it’s the rapper who used to go pump pump pump pump it up now it’s it’s him and a few of his I’m just going to tell them why you’re so anxious it’s cuz it’s him and his mates a lot of them were work in the music industry and
Um and they just they rubbish chat rubbish for 4 hours and there’s a kind of cast who usually do it and there’s a few guys who who come on quite a lot and they they had one the other day I say the other day it weeks go out where um
Don’t no don’t describe it they had they did a thing you can go and listen to it definitely don’t describe I know you’re no you can’t definitely not sh the reason I’ve played that is that disclaimer they they it’s a disclaimer they use to say this is just a laugh don’t worry
About what we’re saiding in this don’t call the police you can’t call the police anything that we’re about to record now is not evidence it’s not a threat anything I I might say in this podcast and it will be me that says anything you can’t use it as evidence
Because it’s all just a joke we’re comedians this is a joke and I’m gonna I’m gonna urge you as well to just moderate your just think just have a think what would my think to yourself what would my heart want me to say if if
I if if you I’ve got I’ve got the electro bong ready if I start getting to agitated cuz I honestly will and I have to say actually I say this it’s often whilst using the electr bong that I get so agitated by one of the men we we’re
Actually going to talk about two guys but it’s mainly one guy one guy who I don’t mind so much but then there’s another guy who I’m going to bring up in this who I have to be really really careful when I speak about CU I you
Can this we so before we get into it I just want to say I used to do a podcast with a man CU it it’s not my first radio buddy no I’ve done loads of podcast you actually work for the BBC God knows the amount of editing hours the amount of threats
Violence that are on The Cutting Room floor of BBC W1 there’s probably a vault it’s probably called the Jacob hly Vault filled with stuff just one of one of the one of the podcasts I used to do was um Planet Porky MH which I used to do with
A guy called Porky Parry Mike Porky Parry Mike Parry if anyone doesn’t know who Mike Perry is he used to be a talk sport presenter he’s now just a kind of General broadcaster he does what you get Mike kind of thing rent a go exactly
That if you want someone to just hold an opinion and he’ll hold whatever opinion he’s just he’s just an old guy who he’s he’s like he’s like he’s like gam For Hire yeah you know if you want someone to argue that there shouldn’t I don’t know shouldn’t be more refugees
He’ll come and do that on a daytime television and the day that Jacob got on the porky Parry podcast was the proudest day of my Dad’s life yeah yeah yeah I your dad would anyway so Mike Parry pory Parry does let’s just say who it is yes this
Week we’re going to talk about we’re talking about Jeremy V should we get into it from there let’s get into it we’re going to have a little chat whilst we do the break about threats of violence we’re not I’m not going to threaten anyone this week we’re talking Jeremy Vine let’s Go Get on this with with a lot of trepidation I will get on this Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine is what used to happen when bullied kids would become police officers and they’d be given a level of power that nerds should not have and it would cause problems in society But
Ultimately it would not cause too much of an issue because the power of police officers has to be accepted and it was a localized phenomenon that couldn’t spread or metastasize throughout the world what’s happened now because of the internet is nerds like Jeremy Vine have been given
Power through the internet but it is not a power that the working man like me and you respects and it is called causing War it’s causing it’s causing a lot of bad stuff can we just do a little bit more like so people might be thinking Jeremy
Fine like the bloke who does the kind of election coverage on the BBC do you want to tell people like how this mad internet thing that’s happened to him this is like exactly what the podcast was made to to do to explain that because you couldn’t make this up you
Could not make this up if look at my hand right now clenched around the election I’m so angry I’m so this is so angry both my the episode of the podcast I’ve been most looking forward to most fearing at the same time even if we just
Never put this out this would be fun for me Jeremy Vine is your your your quintessential kind of flavorless Bland broadcaster middle-aged guy the brother of Tim Vine yeah one of the best the one ler pun comedian guy and and the reason I was talking about Porky Parry earlier is because pory
Parry Mike Parry once told me that the vine family is the most talented family in the UK because one of them superb [ __ ] Radio 2 host and the other one does puns most talented family in the UK the bellingham’s in the mud Jude B forget it what hi guys it’s
Jeremy Vine on Radio 2 today we’re discussing should you be allowed to walk your dogs while there’s fireworks on outside they might make a mess we don’t clean it up here’s Mike Parry right thank you Tim right okay oh God so Jeremy Vine it like Bland flavorless
Just just broadcaster TV host he’s got a radio show he’s got the Jeremy Vine Show on Channel 5 and he wakes up every the morning gets in the studio and they talk about [ __ ] anything from from brexit and this is a problem with a lot of
These daytime TV shows now it used to be that they’ sort of do like middle pages of local newspaper kind of yeah I’ve heard that there was a dog in chesh this week who was so scared by a firework that he started screaming let’s talk to
The owner it used to be that now it’s like what do we think of trans people it’s like whoa I’m not sure anyone’s equipped to have this conversation Jeremy I’m not sure people who don’t have a job should be talking about this at 11:00 in the morning why are you
Talking to Mike pory Parry about this right okay in terms of in terms of Gaza Mike what do you think right it it’s that now no they shouldn’t be having those conversations on television at that time but whatever that was fine what happened now he’s obviously got a
Huge profile loads of followers now he started cycling into work fine he started wearing a camera on his helmet H he started getting the footage from that camera now I assume he’s paying an editor somewhere what he now does Jeremy Vine is he releases the videos from his
Camera where he’s caught motorists doing something wrong yeah and he narrates them yeah he edits them he captions them to shame the drivers and what it’s done is it’s created a culture war of its own of motorists versus cyclist and before we I’m so angry before we say
Anything else I have to say this is [ __ ] electric this is the most electric piece of entertainment I’ve ever heard I do not commit offenses when I drive my car I abide by the Green Cross code I’ve passed my license I do I have one set of points on my license
That it’s Jamal mdx’s fault but that’s a long story I I I do not do anything wrong in my car M there have been multiple times I’ve wanted to murder Jeremy Vine because of the videos he makes I I am not threatening to I Will Not murder Jeremy
There are times where he makes me want to yes and the problem is you have recognized that darkness in yourself he has taken power that he shouldn’t take and he’s wielding it in a way that he is not fit nor permitted nor licensed to to wield it and neither I nor the
Hardworking Mot ists of this country none of us bow to his power and someone has to take that power away someone has to take that power away because I’m telling you now there’s going to be violence sorry I I don’t I don’t disagree with any this is really falling in and we
Should say by the way I’m a motorist oh you’re a motorist as well but you’re also a cyclist yeah I a cyclist so you’ve got a foot in both camps in this and uh and you acknowledg this you know this is true don’t you you you but you
See all this you know that what he’s doing it’s bad it’s bad stuff and you know how like lisis serson creates awareness videos you didn’t see that link coming did you you know you know the crying guy that we’ve done an episode on the Tik Tok guy the J that’s
Awareness videos right and and genuinely like Jeremy V is trying to do the same thing he’s trying to do the I just want to show people what can happen if you don’t pay attention on the road because us right why can’t you do like people that you could make money out of
You can do Mash dag and Jeremy Vine baros and you do a kind of amazing like impression of Conor McGregor that’s like doesn’t to use any words but just as that kind of vague atmosphere don’t do it now Corr STI stick to your it’s going to create War
It is and the hard thing is he’s create in in the way that many serial killers do he’s creating copycats yes he is and we’re going to talk about one of them a guy called cycling Mikey a vigilante cyclist who I swear on my life spends his entire day cycling around Regent
Park any London drivers listening if you’re around Regent Park Camden area be so so careful cuz that’s where they are and I swear to like like don’t look at your phone don’t do anything that’s where they are and they’ll get you and I this is this could end up with us like
Calling for people to like chop down the UL stuff you know like those mad people again we we do this sometimes where we go do we hate do we hate the the Creator the content creator or do we hate what they turn us into the world
They cre I hate what they turn me into they took they took like I get so angry watching these videos that I I almost morph into one of those Nutters who wants to almost run around London with a screwdriver taking down ula’s cameras and sending death threats to sadique
Khan that that’s what Jeremy V and cycling Mikey are turning me into and I don’t want to be that man if you didn’t listen to last week’s episode Jacob’s got a problem with his heart um let’s let’s watch one of the First videos we’re going to have to narrate
This pretty first one I I guess why I’m trying why I’m trying to get people to take away for this cuz there will be people back home who go well hang on a minute he’s a cyclist he’s on the road he’s vulnerable he has every right to highlight the dangers the cyclist face
Because of dangerous driving I completely agree with you that’s very eloquent but he broadcasts it in a way that shames the drivers yes he does right let’s watch the first one and we can talk a bit more about it but this one is uh he’s doing a count of people
That are uh on their phone whilst they’re driving yeah so it’s just footage of him going along it’s very strangely edited he in Kensington he’s in Kensington and as you say it’s so heavily aded it’s crazy it’s like some 17-year-old doing an AEV course and the first caption how many
Phone drivers can we count on this drive right there’s a guy in a fancy car it’s Kensington and he’s hold but he’s his eyes on and then DJ khed say number one now this guy is holding his phone in his hand he’s just talking to it he’s not
Scrolling he’s not looking at I’m not saying it’s okay and it says when he spots me he’s going to turn it into a yawn watch and the driver does now that would have been great prediction if you hadn’t [ __ ] written that after you’ve seen him do it then he’s he’s cycling more he’s
Cycling kind of through the middle of traffic then there’s another someone who is scrolling on their phone which is out of order fair enough foret they’re in stationary traffic not that that makes it acceptable but they are like yeah and by the way I’ve watched so is that a
Laptop dear me but it’s like like there’s this phone not sure there’s no one else in the car it’s just a woman talking she could be talking to herself have we seen enough we pausing we’ve seen enough I do that all the time I talk to myself in the car all the time
He’s shaming a woman there is she on the phone not sure but there’s no one else in the car so why is she talking it’s none of your business I talk to myself when I drive all the time she’s got tinted windows in the back which is legal by the way Joie
There could be kids in the back there could be but can like there two things firstly let’s let’s dwell on like like you say he’s created this new culture War where there was not one before that’s it which there was enough division in this country there’s enough hatred you’re creating more Jeremy and
Also it’s very in the vend diagram of we talked about the the um the Suburban kind of like the the big things that Suburbans care about are XL bullies and pedophiles yeah the third thing is now becoming Jeremy Vine shaming motorist Road Wars Road Wars yeah yeah yeah Road
Wars and so like that’s one thing the second thing the aesthetic sensibility of those videos is absolutely deranged mad it is mad like if you wer if you’re listening rather than watching I encourage you to go I’ll put the links in the in the description of this
Episode on Spotify it’s like it it’s like maybe been edited by his son but it’s like edited on like iMovie with like the worst graphics you could ever imagine of this GoPro footage from his helmet cam and like nothing’s happening most of them aren’t actually doing anything but but like so here’s the
Thing there are people in that video who who are committing Ro offenses right you shouldn’t use your phone you shouldn’t scroll blah blah blah as you say one of the vehicles station you’re still not allowed to do it I don’t I only know this because I’ve watched so many of
These videos really like looked up loads of lore around yeah yeah if you’re not properly parked even if your engine’s off you’re not allowed to do it okay 2C of the highway code says why not just stop why not just knock on the guy’s window and go mate don’t use your phone
You could hit someone the guy would go sorry mate and put his phone down that’s all you need to do but that’s what would have happened 20 years ago yes he wouldn’t this wouldn’t have happened he would be this shouldn’t be content no in the same way that I shouldn’t watch
Jeremy Vine talking about what about trans people in the toilet I shouldn’t watch that content it’s none of your business this is none it’s none of his business none of my I shouldn’t know whether a guy driving that car is on the phone or not it’s with all of these
People it’s like 20 years ago they would have been the weirdest guy in stevenage 20 years ago there would no one else would know about them we go oh you know there’s a broken stevenage Town Center that doesn’t chew his food yeah or there’s a broken Ste there’s a broken
Stevenage Town Center that’s like knocking on motorist Windows asking them to be to like be quiet or whatever like that’s where that’s where it would start and end but the the internet the insanity of the Internet it’s like poison seeping out into the world isn’t it oh 100% And it’s causing your ticker
To malfunction but what is he killing me and what what should what what exactly as you say what should be happening in an isolated in in a world where Community hasn’t been ripped out of it by by big corporations and China what what should be happening is people
Should be like as you say in a town if that were to happen and it was wasn’t on the internet it was just some guys some grasses going around trying to trying to catch people using their phones yeah like he’d be sorted out someone the corner in a pub and go stop [ __ ]
Doing that and he go why what’s wrong with that and and they go because you know what mate that that person might be having a horrendous day his mom might be unwell his kids might be unware M might be about to go into labor and the Bluetooth connection on his car is not
Working he might yeah but he might not yeah but he might be you got an issue with it talk to him don’t shame him stop filming him and he go well I want to he go well you’re [ __ ] not and he wouldn’t and he’ stopped I was this man
Called Baker Bley is he in the [Laughter] public this man whoever he might be Jack Howley would have a word with him and it’d be over the problem is we we live in this crazy world where where these grass freaks have been given so much
Power by the internet and and by by by by the people that back them up by the people that say they’re doing the right thing that they can’t be stopped I bet the police are fuming about this they are in the same way that you’re not supposed to try and catch pedophiles yes
Vigilante justice is not good you’re not supposed to try and catch pedophiles I went through a period where I became borderline nothing nothing good ever starts with that by the way nothing good with someone with starts with someone saying to their mate look I went through a period when that’s I I went
Through a period when I was really doing a lot of charity work that’s that doesn’t happen does it I went through a period while was borderline obsessed with people who pretend to be kids on the internet to try and um you might be aware of this people
On Facebook would like basically do what the American TV show To Catch a Predator did but in a very low rent way in wampton some some creep would be on the internet thinking they’re talking to a teenager and then they go to meet the teenager and then there be three adults
There like excuse me Martin you come over go have you been talking to what you thought was a girl called Lisa who’s 15 years old or chat room was like I don’t even know what a chat room is he’s like we are you’re [ __ ] disgusted you
Go to jail but now the police were like please stop doing that yeah it gets in the way of stuff it makes things harder for us some of them kill themselves just just [ __ ] stuff why has no one said that to Jeremy V it’s because Britain
Has got a problem with grassing and it started in lockdown it started with if your neighbors have got seven people around for B you rather than six make sure you find the police [ __ ] off but there’s different kinds of this is middle class grassing isn’t it this is
Middle class grassing when the when the good lads at Soul Survivor are doing are doing a bit of are doing a bit of vigilante justice everyone wants him to stop when Jeremy Vine’s doing vigilante justice on his on his fold up bike no one can get enough of it it becomes even
More of a celebrity yeah but and I’m going to admit to something before we watch this next clip okay I was about to say do you know what I was about to say you’re doing really well like I was going to say you know like when someone’s going through something
It’s like they need bravery like when they’re getting an injection like I was about to say to you’re doing really well with this I’m checking my post genely getting so stressed up but it’s I I’ve watched these videos of Vine and I felt angry and I’m going to hold my
Hands up now and said I wished ill upon him okay and I don’t like that about myself in your own mind yeah yeah yeah in my own mind do anything this podcast is I wish you upon him and you you didn’t want to do that then I saw this
Video okay let’s just watch this video because this was I don’t mind saying this was my fantasy coming true and I realized I didn’t want my fantasy okay this is interesting right so this is um he’s uh yeah he gets into a bit of an altercation in this one with his fold up
Bike so he’s cycling down looks like Central London to me it’s always around the same area this driver is about to make an illegal right turn which will leave him in a cycle Lane and you can see the van again the aesthetic of the video is deranged so the van goes in
Front of him and Hees is he beeping he hon now the van is running him over yeah the no slowly and like he is safe by the way anyone watching his thinking watching someone die he’s safe he’s managed to get off the bike the van has
Run over his bike he’s managed to hop off in time he’s banging on the back of the van yeah and the van goes over the bike and I think the driver at that point becomes aware that he’s run over jez Vine one of the members of the most talented family in the UK
Yeah and now the driver’s out over here Jeremy Vine now the way he’s behaving right now is sickening the way he’s walking his driver out the road going just come over here he walks him out of the road like he’s a policeman like this is my point this is my point it’s it’s
It’s it’s they’re sick with authority they’ve lost their minds now as I say prior to watching that I was like I want I you you wished ill on him I wish on him in the confines of your own mind and then I watched ill before him and I was
Like this isn’t what I want to happen yeah because when it happens it just makes him stronger do you know what they say do you know what they say about Revenge Revenge is the only poison where the poisoner gets sick as well I think that’s what they say well I’m [ __ ]
Sick you know what I mean you know what I mean like he’s he’s forced this onto you he’s forced this negativity into your life you’re fuming you’re sat home somehow I’ve just watched him get run over on a bromton bikee and I feel sorry for the guy ran him over because of the
Way he walks him out the road and for again for people that are listening he’s wearing like a suede Blazer and a St like a flowery shirt that like Alan Partridge would wear yeah I mean crazy daytime TV job it’s mad but like the I watched this and I realized I
Was like I don’t want anything bad to happen to him but this has to stop this has to end yeah this has to end we can’t have any more of him because this is the problem I don’t think that guy knew who he was I don’t think the driver of that
Van knew was but you can see clear as day the guy pulls into his Lane misses him then reverses back onto it and and where you have to really watch this stuff is because he puts all of this on Twitter so you can see all the replies comments
A lot of people wished him killed him and that’s not what we want but do you that why why like does he not get that is he kind of he’s taking on this like cycling Jihad where he’s like yep it’s going to cause my it’s going to cause my
Life to get to get cycling G to get so much worse do you know what I mean I’m going to have to Marty myself for the cause of cycling it must cause him so much hassle people are trying to run him over which is wrong the the the way he
Replies to times where people are like I wish he would fu die fine we don’t know yeah yeah no but he’s like you would like that wouldn’t you that’s what you’d like well I tell you what if I do die how will you feel then I honestly think
He wants to die I H I honestly I honestly think there’s a part of him that would love to get run over and actually die and have the footage of it so that he could then kind of throw it back on all the people being like you
Wish still upon me but how do you feel now the road fell that is the mindset of the mar that is the mindset of the mar he he he wants to die that would do numbers on Twitter it would do now but but but this is the thing and I guess
What what I’m what I’m getting at now is it’s creating a pro a genuine problem in society of kind of like cyclist versus motorist and and the next clip is a a kind of a copycat sleuth a copycat vigilante yeah a guy called cycling Mikey and I’ve spoken a lot about how I
Feel about JY V I’m not going to say anything about how I feel about cycling Mikey because if I do for all the caveats we’ve done at the start of this episode will go to jail yeah I’ve been reminding myself of that actually that throughout the period where you’ve done
Really quite well with Jeremy Vine we’re not out of the woods by any stretch of the imagination because cycling Mikey is still to come but what what you’re going to see now is a clip of a guy called cycling Mikey who’s kind of a Jeremy Vine copycat who Cycles around London
Trying to catch people on their phones and the amazing thing happens that he catches someone on their phone but then another driver who’s aware of cycling mik gets out and intervenes and essentially what you see is two men stood in the road having an altercation and it’s two men who have completely
Lost their minds this is yeah this is actually quite terrifying let’s watch uh clip number three cycling Mikey so he’s cycling around always around regions Park everyone be careful he’s he’s round regions Park he Cycles into the road and now there’s a caption I’m just going to pause Jake if don’t
Mind sure uh he’s basically saying in the caption um that I’ve included this clip of this man who intimidates me so what’s happening now Mikey is cycling around one car and he’s caught a guy on his phone so Mikey starts playing some music that he’s edited in and it’s the
Most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard in my life listen to this the Jews them hi you can’t be using your phone mate South African you shouldn’t be using your phone now watch there the guy in the other car camera Mike I don’t mind he’s an Aussie confusing put your face all over the
Internet why you shaking you’ll be careful with doing that cuz I’ll call the cops and get you charged with assault [ __ ] now now we have to describe what’s just happened absolutely [ __ ] insane so cycl Mike you hear his crazy little set hi I Noti you’re on your phone there again talking like a
Policeman yeah yeah he’s he is just a man on a bike he’s knocked on someone’s window and he said hi like and he the way the manner in which he’s talking is like he has some Authority do what doing he does not like honestly watch some of
Those ped catcher videos even there not a SM sanctimonious as this they they they’ve they’ve caught someone trying to groom children and even they are not as [ __ ] sanctimonious as this hi I noticed you’re on your phone there I’m afraid I’ve recorded you yeah you’re going to
Get six points on your license do a great Mike as well you’re going to get 6600 fine sorry about that no I’m afraid I have to he actually sends it to the police of course he does mate this cycling Mikey guy he spends his his
[ __ ] life like do you know so he’s on his bike right now making this video do you know why he’s on his way to court he spends every day in court I swear on my life giving evidence against people that he’s filmed so he’s come out this car
Seen a GU on his phone done his little high starts doing his thing and this [ __ ] amazing thing happens where I think it’s in the middle of summer this huge Shir Australian guy like middle-aged guy this Range Rover hopped out you’re seeing it all from cycling
Mikey point he turns around and this guy is filming him but why is he filming him yeah because he’s lost this Australian guy is like how do you like being film Mikey you [ __ ] C he’s filming himself committing assault exactly they’ve lost their minds it’s this huge Australia how
Do you like being fil mik you [ __ ] cun and and he’s like oh you think you can intimidate me with you card why are you shaking so much and the guy’s shaking cuz he’s so angry he flips the camera with his hand and I’ll tell you
What I look I’ll be honest with you as I said I don’t commit um Road offenses but if I ever found myself if I ever found myself in a situation where where a laps of judgment and I do commit a ra offense I have thought to myself what would I do
If Cy was there if I turn around and I see the lro helmet and the [ __ ] the camera you it’s violent yeah look and and but it would be violent against the camera people have fantasies of violence I think to myself I’d grab the camera SM get it off his helmet and
Destroy it now I’ve actually read him this is problem I read so much of this [ __ ] cycling Mikey has said well I’ve got surprises in store for anyone who tries to damage the camera like what who knows what a threat I honestly think it’s pyate Technics what so like you snap it off
And it’s like a James Bond a bomb I honestly think it is it’s some he’s got some kind of James Bond weapon place in store of being like if you try and damage my camela you might find yourself getting hurt oh did you hear
About JY yeah he died oh how did he die was it the ticker no it was actually he tried to snap a camera off of cycling Mikey’s head and cycling Mikey had a bomb in it weirdly but this this instance it’s like I’m sorry to anyone
Listening you can’t view it a a mad cyclist is filming a guy on his phone and then another topless man gets out his car chases cycl micer down the road films him while shouting at him and slapping his camera and gets back in his car because he’s shaking so much that he
Can’t like these people have lost their minds and the theme of this podcast over this will be our 22nd episode I think when this comes out we’ve been going a little while now and the theme of this podcast is increasingly becoming what is the internet doing to us and this is
Like the bleeding edge of that because this is entirely an internet phenomenon of people being stressed and angry and violent because of the internet and because of our need to watch stuff on the internet exactly no one should be watching this no one should be watching
This like the police should kind of be watching this if if they if they have to if they have to get on his phone in trouble I shouldn’t be watching this hundreds of thousands of people have watched this clip I want to see the [ __ ] footage from the other guy I
Want I want to see the topless guy who’s found cycling Mikey now I should say as well cycling Mikey you can Google this has has been to court himself right because so from a dash cam he was caught throwing himself on a Land Rover oh faking to fake it oh my goodness yeah
He’s been charged with that you can’t tell me this stuff I’m going to be out chopping down you leses this is it sends you insane it sends you insane I’m going to be in a pub somewhere with like some people that I don’t know from work or
Something they be like if you heard about this cycling Mikey guy it’s really good what he’s doing he’s like he’s bringing like driv and I’ll be like no no my M Jacob white he told me and he’s got this there’s a dash cam footage there is dash cam footage you’re going
To have to like take a brick out of your backpack and just chew on it while they talk ha no that’s wrong that is wrong it’s it’s so [ __ ] and like anyone watching this Rel listen be like Jesus Christ you’re so angry Jacob I challenge anyone to watch watch any of this
Stuff the one thing I’ll say and this kind of leads us to the last clip we’re going to watch and I’m going to be honest we we had six clips we’re only going to do four I’m honestly not sure I can’t I don’t know if my heart can get through
Four there is redemption there is and yeah let’s let’s leave on this positive note a positive Vision I know this is positive because again I shouldn’t be watching this like I mean that goes for all of the episodes all of the time by the way say there’s nothing new there shouldn’t be watching
Shy I shouldn’t be saying that to my wife a lot she doesn’t even know who bivo is yeah no no a tough one but a tough couple of weeks for there’s one thing I’ll say about women that their content their content uh habits habits oh my God there’s so much health in yeah
My my Miss is when she listens the podcast it’s it’s how to be a better mother it’s Wellness stuff it’s meditation it’s it’s you know I listen to like these men’s I listen to like things like James English you’re just [ __ ] Hooligans talking about how they like to Cave people’s
Headings but they feel better now because they have ice bars we’re not far off of that by the way yeah no no well this is it this is this could be James English couldn’t it you go and how do you feel now brother like I take a ice bath every morning I
Feel better the [ __ ] we tick as wellest I want to see pills that P mer and advertises I feel relaxed I sleep better at night I don’t think about cycling M this last clip is Jeremy Vine he catches someone again but he shows a quality that cycling Mikey does not
Possess which is forgiveness let’s watch it so this is head camer footage he’s cycling down a street and um feel some it doesn’t matter how bad your driving is if you’re a ice guy you’ll never have a problem with me you’ll never have a problem with
Me still just that Urban Music yeah he’s got like sbtv like cut scene from holu where one of them decides to be a rapper it’s a van pulling in uh and the van is now about to reverse when Jeremy’s behind him no no doesn’t move the bike bik backwards it’s line
B A passer by is telling the driver there’s a cyclist behind him wow don’t worry mate have a good one look yeah the guy the guy the the the guy in the raage game what happened to your horn why don’t you use your horn Jeremy lot of editing here oh so he’s he’s
Aware of Jeremy but they they’ve settled their differences question of the day what did happen to my horn wasn’t working on my line bike but thank you for apologizing it like I guess the whole thing is like why am I watching this why is he filmed it yeah
Why has he paid either 200 quid or spent a day editing it yeah yeah and why am I watching it but I’ve lost my mind what this is catharsis we’ve always said this podcast is is therapeutic as much as anything it’s good to get this stuff out
And and you didn’t threaten to murder anyone which is good and I will say this look if you’re a nice guy you’ll never have a problem with us will they if you’re a nice guy you never have a problem with us but I will say this I I’ve um please we’re so
Close I’ve suffered over the last few weeks with you know problem with my health it’s made me um it’s made me realize how how stretch the NHS is and how important it is and how um everyone should have access to healthcare and there is actually a charity um that I’ve
Been looking into that that essentially helps people people who are struggling with the service they’re getting from the NHS and I’m going to leave the name of the charity um in the description of the podcast okay and the reason I bring that up is because I would like to raise
A bit money for that charity okay um after you know I’m fine but I’ve seen how people can struggle and the way that I think I’d like and I’m saying this to the RS the way that I’d like to raise money for that charity is this if any of
The writers want to help raise a bit money for this charity M and you have contact details for cycling I’m challenging you Mikey I want a CH I want a charity boxing mat charity boxing both get 12 weeks we both get a camp Oh train you fight a York call Y 12 rounds
If you if you if you can stand it if you can stand it 12 rounds with a sick man mate I’m I’m saying it now do it take take take the fight take the fight Eddie Hearn if you’re watching this get involved if not Frank Warren give me a
Call I’m I’m calling you out cycl Mikey 12 rounds for charity let’s go it’s the we all want to see we’ll be back next week with updates on how the call out is going cycl Mikey you know where to find us we’re not hard to find if you’re a
Nice guy you don’t have a problem with Me
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