No. 73: S04E07

No. 73: Series 4: Programme 7: 9.6.84 ‘Driving Ambition’

Live from TVS Maidstone

Dawn Lodge: Andrea Arnold
Neil Buchanan
Hazel Edwards: Jeannie Crowther
Kim Goody
Tony Deal: Nick Wilton

Thanks to:
The Black Dog Marbles Team
Frontier City Hungerford
Peter Jackson (talks backwards)
David Jensen
Gary Kemp & Martin Kemp of Spandau Ballet
Sam McCarthy
David Taylor
Stanley Unwin
And the kids

Film:
Ricochet (featuring Sandi Toksvig, Tony Aitken, Nick Staverson)

Band:
Associates

Sandwich Quiz: (Performed by Tony Deal)
Stanley Unwin v Peter Jackson

Deviser & Executive Producer:
John Dale

Director:
John Coxall

TVS Production
© 1985 Television South plc

He hey get ready get on your feet get into gear and hit the streety get moving it’s not too far you looking good as you are you never know what you see when you through that door with 73 never SE nothing like this place never way never

Never SE no place no similar like 73 hey you get ready get on your feet get into gear and hit the street it’s you that we want to see so get down to 73 get down to 73 hey you get down to right [Applause] morning [Applause] morning this lot is supposed to been

Helping me prepare for me hgv driving test and all they’ve been doing is messing about they’ve got to have a bit more respect this morning I need time to study I thought I thought we were only going shopping and there she is pretending she’s driving a juggernut now

No NE I thought Dawn did very well mind you I was a bit concerned when we turned that last corner and there was six foot between us and the curve I know I wouldn’t mind you know haes you could get that van into a matchbox naughty I

Heard that that come on you too I’m really serious about this look at all this studying I’ve got to do especially you Neil can’t even ride your bike it got pinched so anyway there’s a lot to do this morning as Ethel’s not here right she’s hardly been here all week

And this morning she left to go out to London to see how the big newspapers look at her e hey look let’s stop talking about it let’s go for it now what have you got today I’ve got to find the kids and sort out the post bag well

I’ll give you with the post bag well if you’re going to do that then I can get one miss study that’s great right you don’t do it here go and find somewhere quiet to do come on do you remember the competition we had last week to find the five rings in

The house well I thought I’d fooled you but hundreds of you got the right answer it was of course the five notes on the telephone number so what I’ve done is over the next couple of weeks we’re going to try and Grant a few of your wishes now I’ve put all your entries

Into a hat and the first two that I’ve picked out first two winners were Nicola Barrow from Belling Hurst Sussex and Mark Ward from Arnold near Nottingham and believe it or not they both want to take part in the sandwich quiz good luck to them anyway both of you I’ll be in

Touch with you during the week and we’ll sort it out excuse me D someone’s messing around with the Hooter on your matchbox Van what are you doing this why because Dawn I’ve been left in charge while Ethan’s away on her course and she’s given me a list of things that I’ve got to do and what’s the first thing on the list dor must not park a van outside the

Front of the house exactly what is this where is it okay well I’ll move it later cuz I got a lot to do today oh don’t worry a lot to do it’s all on the list I’ll make sure everything runs smoothly thank you oh Dawn when you’re ready the van move it thank

You out of all the people to run 73 he doesn’t even live here calls himself a counselor whatever that is we’ve had loads of letters this it’s a bumper poster bag it’s smashing all right right right right stop whatever you’re doing we’re up to the post bag next okay post bag oh

Fine good anticipation Neil make a note of that right next is uh marbles who do you think he is ordering us around I’m only doing my job thank you very much if you don’t mind Darren Marshall North umberland thank you Darren Mar H Marshall from North umberland has sent a

Really good idea in he says day number 73 here’s a competition idea tell the viewers to draw a picture of what they think the address voice looks like you know the voice that goes M 6 o anyway Darren sent in his own picture which I’ve done a copy of and I’ve done a

Bigger copy so you can see it now we’re going to test it now see what you think Mom 6 oble o very funny I’m glad you like it now if you think you know what he looks like draw us a picture of it send it to me

Here at number 73 bit of a competition and we’ll see if we can get him to come down smashing good idea now Julie Harmon from gosport says Dear number 73 I think your house is full up with people and I wonder where they all sleep well Julie

Ethel sleeps here of course because it’s her house and Dawn she has a bedroom here and Harry and Fred well they’ve been trying to share a room now Neil sleeps down the road in a caravan and I sleep next door at number 75 with my husband Martin uh Tony did I don’t know

Where he sleeps actually and all the other friends that visit us here well there’s no room for them alas too many of them I’ve got a letter here from Joan Falcon and she says Dear Neil I hope you’re well hope the art exams go right brilliant thanks very much Jan now

Listen I’m taking me exams in about 2 weeks time so keep your fingers crossed for me good luck now I’ve had a letter from Agatha Taylor Davis and she says day number 73 there were far more than just five rings in the number 73 competition there were nearer 50 Shard

Was wearing earrings there was a red hair ing some lettering and a key ring in the bathroom a few weeks ago Martin next door was busy slandering and Fred and Harry were caring and sharing she goes on to say a lot of people do a lot of hollering sneering peering staring

Fearing flaring daring scaring ignoring imploring sniggering jiggering and pokering learing pottering and snoring there have not yet been any boxing Rings spy Rings circus Rings or fairy rings but one thing’s for sure number 73 is never boring oh very good she goes on to

Say I wish very much that I could be a real cartoonist because I have only done things for the school magazine so far well AG has done a little picture on the bottom of her letter here and I think it is pretty brilliant so tell you what

Agatha why don’t you enter our draw The Voice competition I think you’ll do well Neil yard please when you’re ready in your own time it’s like being back at school this David David David Neil David nice to see itce to see it hi DAV you all right yeah right cup of coffee cup

Of coffee for uh David please you’re good at organizing things you do it what cream and sugar coffee cream and sugar okay coffee cream and sugar okay and the water’s over there I’m only trying to help it’s not easy right next we have novel novel so when you’re ready thank

You now the novel novel was started by Roger mcof and continued by Karen churchard Annabelle Lloyd Daniel and Louise forai Hillary Weston and Caroline Wells now the story so far it all be began with Ethel receiving a video cassette a gold ring and a bottle of green liquid the bottle of green liquid

Then mysteriously disappeared and when Ethel and Roger played the cassette they saw a hooded faceless man who told them that the liquid was the world’s support system and that Ethel was the world’s protector then a spaceship landed in the backyard and the hooded man emerged ordering Ethel to follow him taking the

Ring with her now last week’s chapter ended like this there was a puff of smoke and a bright light Roger closed his eyes when at last he opened them the backyard was empty the hooded figure and Ethel had gone dot dot dot now for this week’s chapter written by Nicola [Applause] Jones chapter 7 you fool Ethel thought Roger to himself you shouldn’t have gone into the ship it’s too dangerous he gave a deep sigh and walked back into the house next morning Fred the postman arrived with the Post Roger looked through it to see if there was anything

For him as he looked through it he came across a small rather creased postcard the front was black with lots of stars it was from Ethel dot dot Dot now if you’d like to continue our story write the next chapter in ex exactly 73 words ending in dot dot dot and send it to here number 73 PO Box 73 maidon Kent M e156 RS that’s number 73 P box 73 mstone k m e156 RS oh Tony deal oh

Ouch oh I say you put your foot in it again it’s hardly surprising is it with there’s three bowls of porridge left on the stairs doesn’t say anything on my list this area is not designated as a porridge eating area what’s going on well there’s nothing to do with me I

Don’t want he shouting at me this porridge is the thin end of the wedge and someone is responsible for it I’m going to find out whom porridge pardon oh look at all this what’s he doing EA his breakfast on the stairs he’s a weirdo that black Hazel I can’t think

What ifone thinking of giving him the out to organize this morning no I thought we were supposed to be looking after the house Bor her I can’t think about that now because I’ve got to get on with me studying and I need some quiet oh and me love that’s why I came

In here to get out of Martin’s way do you know it’s been under my feet all week it’s been driving me mad but I thought you two were getting on all right now didn’t you go on holiday oh we did it was perfect what do you mean it

Was a perfect replica of every holiday we’ve ever had we did nothing but row and I ended up doing all the work as usual oh poor old you oh never mind my problems love listen how you getting on with all your studies well I’m not very

Well really it’s just so noisy here oh listen I’ll get everyone out of your way and give you lots of room to spare well that would be a great p Hazel thanks very much right you know Dawn I’m a bit worried about this Lorry driving lck of

Yours I mean are you sure you’re doing the right thing I mean you’ve got to be really strong Haven you to cope with big lores like that Hazel Hazel listen I’ve got to do something with my life and I’ve decided I want to be a lorry driver

Yes I know you think it it’s funny a woman wanted to be a lorry driver but I’m perfectly capable of it and there are lots of women Lorry drivers in America and what fantastic way I see in the world yes but what happens if you

Don’t pass your test love I will if I don’t I lose my marbles I found a new meaning to life marbles now some of you might think marbles is a silly game it can be quite complicated but there’s tons of skill involved this is Sam McCarthy and his

Mates from the Black Dog marbles team and they’ve been showing me some of their skills here on the marbles ring now Sam I must admit I haven’t got a clue how to play marbles so can you give me the basic idiots guide to plain marbles well the basic rules are you

Have an odd number of marbles in the ring yeah they’re Target marbles so you never get a draw you always get a winner right they are the red ones are they they’re the red ones they’re the target Marbles and you shoot with a t right that’s your own marble you play with

That all the time right now what’s the idea you’ve got to knock the red ones just across the ring or you have to knock the red marbles out the ring every time you knock one out and stay in yeah that’s a score if you don’t knock one

Out and stay in yeah one of the other players can kill you you take no further so one of the other players could knock your marble out and then you’re finished in the game that’s right yeah now it looks to me as if these guys are doing

Some pretty snazzy shots can you show me how to do some of the shots or well basically it’s like snooker You Got Back Spin side spin Top Spin yeah what you do you hit one marble get round for another shot you can see the lads doing it there

Right now what’s the technique involved in actually flicking well you cradle your tly between your thumb yeah and your finger right pure and simple yeah and then just let it go yep then your knuckle down you bir of knuckle down get down to something get down to it does

That come from marbles comes from marbles right so knuckle down and fire knuckle down aim at the marble right and go for it and go for it I’m out the ring do that does that mean I’m out that that means that you till the next turn now it

Looks to me like you guys are taking this pretty seriously I always thought marbles was a kids game oh it is a kids game but it’s played by men on Good Friday last day of the marble season oh was a marble season when does that run from from Ash Wednesday to Good Friday

Really now is it a new game or I mean I remember it from when I was a kid but how long’s the game been around Bo it’s been going for years the Greeks and Romans played Marvel are you joking no Julia Caesar was a Marvel player really

So probably some of the kings and queens of England have been playing marbles in their spare time I should think so brilliant now are there any famous marbles players have you got a Kevin Keegan of the marbles well yes we got pop mayard he was uh a real old

Character right played up till he was 90 years old oh really anyone else so it’s not a kids game anyone else well we had a great old guy from Wales called Willie Wright who used to keep a hot water bottle thr inside his jacket was that keep his thumb

Warm now I remember you telling me about a guy called Atomic Thum what was that yeah Jim lur he was uh he was a Kevin Keegan yeah he used to smash beer mugs from 4 foot away with a power of his thumb and his tly well when I was a kid

I used to call marbles Ollies so I’ve decided to give myself a marbles name big Ollie right Lads Make Way for big olly big Ollie is in the ring it wasn’t very good was it mind you it’s like everything else once you stud here there’s really nothing to it like

These guys have proved come on L show us how to do it really multiple leaf springs are the most usual Arrangement the normal semi oh someone get the door door yeah don’t worry I’ll get it oh he irritates me that BL W touch him with a barge

Pole Dawn oh what I’ve got it I’ll get you in a minute right multiple Lea Springs are the most usual Arrangement the normal semi LR what D Stanley Stanley D hello de joy to meet youy he’s not on the list so maybe you’ve got the wrong list rist listen

I’m sorry about all this Stanley what brings you to 73 well I’ve got a young friend I want to teach the basic engl 25 though you know to improve a Linguistics and excuse me um this is the right list but uh you’re not on it Stanley ah well

Now the thing is this you see it’s an incredib bold which eth had a Mets off on so she makes checking your credibility and th your bra number three for and I down here three for and and says you absolutely wonderful your own Thor I I’ll leave you with Dawn then yes

Than you de Jo who is he looking for then um well it’s I’m looking for Kim actually kimim she’s not here at the moment but I’ll tell you what we can do we can go and ring her for meth yeah come on he’s a bit of a weird thing was

It was so strange he kept saying two three five I didn’t have a clue what was going on the thing is it’s your basic 25o it’s a vocabulary it’s a special way of talking it’s let me give you an example okay um I want to see yes clinty

Easty World in Rico Shale yes if they flashy upon the scrail uh fine yeah I’ll do it slower and then maybe you’ll catch on I want to see clinty eal in Rico Shale Ricochet all right all right if they flashy flashy up on the scra flashy up on the

Uh FL S squ screen screen blind blind FL want to see Ricochet FL it up on the screen got I’ll get the blind you get the S I’ll get the flashy here we go here we go up with the flashy we now proudly present the last in the

Thrilling 73 series rochet hey oh Rico Shale sorry you got it now yeah it’s flashy up on the scre took you long enough yeah it’s very good last week mayor slug of East Clintwood had hired the tough guy Big Mac to kidnap Melody and tie her to the

Railroad tracks and the train is on time is this the end of Melody or just the final episode Of Rick h help help help help don’t worry Melody there haven’t been any trains through here since my grandpa’s day when was that last Tuesday yep every Tuesday round about this time W that’s the most I ever heard you say yep come on we got to get back

To TA on the mar has discovered gold beneath the four door Saloon and plans to steal it okay come on cures that Ricochet I’ll fix him for once and for All Take that Mo you’re goose is cook moose I’m getting real good at this now what are you doing with those buns beans I heard the my be bun fight so I’m Practicing gum fight not bum fight gum fight anyway it’s too late to practice now Sheriff get out here with your hands up I can’t come out why not I’m expecting an important phone call but the telephone hasn’t been invented yet see how important it’s going to be just shut up and get out Here get off your horse and stick your hands up your bum I’m sorry I said get off your horse and stick your hand hands up you bum Oh I thought you said something else go for your gun Sheriff good idea just go f my gun be unfair otherwise it’s in your holster oh Yeah Suff St Barilla I st myself in the foot turn around o sh I’ve got you surrounded Okay boys let him have It where’s my spring darn spring Spring I’m sure that Springs around here Somewhere funny thing about sprs you can never find one when you want one okay your guard get lost yeah Out you sure you ain’t got no spare spring hey boys it’s picnic time I got one got the bracelet say Nothing y yeah oh got two and another muscle I found It they found you Me no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Go gold gold gold gold excitement oh gold now the railway will have to come here you are so brave yep were you marry me yep get the preacher we’re having a party dearly beloved we are gathered here today oh get on with it okay you too you’re married

Oh I hate that preacher the service in church last week was so bad I didn’t even leave a tip and it’s certainly very good to see you all here boys I’d like to say I feel a father to you all well if not to you all then certainly to you

Hank and you to some congratulations Rick Melody now you can reveal yourself to us mother it’s you I didn’t recognize you with my mask on this is my son buck buck oay fastest buck in the west why did you change your name to Rick H Ric o sounds better than

Bucko I Buck oh well let’s party [Applause] Everybody I hate happy ending you’re lucky you still got an ending yeah [Applause] No and so the railroad came to East Clintwood missed the station and went straight through the saloon but it didn’t matter for now there was gold and them there Tills Now listen Tony it’s basic angly it’s simple okay I’ll do a little poem okay gently snowfl floaty fall yeah but hailstones plne plne got it uh fine yeah could you just do it again a bit slower you gently gently snowfl snowfl floaty fall floaty fall but hailstones but hailstones plne plop plne plne

Naughty girl Lo on that but never mind apolog has received with Grace and thr I’ll see you in lat through for that Kim oh Folly yes what brings you to 73 Stan well I’ve come to teach Kim the basicly 25 you know to improve the language to

Shapely female and uttery joy when speak it house too Royal as well oh yes besides Kim came to my birthday party the other day your birthday party do you mind me asking how old you are well unfortunately 73 is the age oh you’re you’re 7 and You’ come to visit 73 is

That lovely oh happy birthday fancy you teaching Kim English e well Kim is my own Joy special did I someone mention Kim Kim like that it’s what is coming female over the species grabit Kim and protrude the eyeball to this m not to Drew with prudy eyeballs and all me and Kim are

Just good found that come on you don’t you squeezing wasn’t it right you two sit yourselves down there how are your corns today then Hazel bit jumpy no my corns are fine thank you Russell I was telling Russell and Lisa earlier on that I can always tell when bad weather’s on

Its way because my corn start killing me in fact there’s lots of ways you can tell the weather without the aid of satellites and modern technology what have you brought a cow in for please well it’s laying down cow’s always lay down when bad weather’s coming yes

That’s right Russell but not in a bath thank you who you got there Lisa seeed what do you want it for anyway eth it don’t off p I know it does but if you hang seaweed up when the weather’s very dry it shrivels up but when rain’s on

Its way then it the water expands it and it gets feels very very damp to the touch there’s lots of natural barometers like that salt for instance yeah I’ve never seen salt like that before well it comes from a salt M you see and it’s block salt if you hang that up that

Absorbs water from the atmosphere too and it feels very damp like these fur cones here see how open they are that’s cuz the weather’s very fine at the moment when bad weather’s on its way then they’ll start to close up so look you what’s this lamp of mud for

Then the dais is they close up too when bad weather when it starts to get dark and the same with these dandel lines here they’re open in fine weather and close when it’s going to be bad how can these trees tear what the weather’s going to be like well that bonsai tree

Can’t tell anything what we need is a popler or a sycamore but we couldn’t really get it into a bedroom I’m afraid but the water in the stalks makes the leaves turn over showing the underside of the leaves which are much lighter so if you’re going through the woods and

The trees look very light then you know you’re going to need your Broly fairly soon it’s not just plants and trees you know animals they’ve got a SI sense about the weather as well have either we got cats or dogs dog got a dog have you noticed how they can always sense when

Thunder’s on its way they start to cower and whimper long before we humans recognize it and rabbits they come out of the barrows and they all start twitching facing into the wind and frogs and toads they’ll go hopping towards the water when a Storm’s due and bees now

Bees are really clever because they’ll they won’t stray very far from The Hive if bad weather’s on its way it’s true have I convinced you at all well maybe there is something in it after all oh thanks very much Lisa I don’t know why I bother telling you all this I

Thought you two were supposed to be helping around the house this morning trying try my patience more like I mean just look at the state of Ethel’s bed there it’s that wasn’t us are you sure well somebody’s been jumping all over it how we doing it when well somebody

Certainly has because two of the other beds are in the same state you know well somebody ought to know what’s going on it was well do you know I don’t know three bowls of porridge in three ruffle bear and now three stools what’s going on don’t look at me it’s got nothing to

Do with me bards pardon I know what these are these are pretend ballards you’re pretending these are ballards and you’re rehearsing your truck driving using these stools you’ve been accusing me on morning you have you’re a nut I am not a nut actually I am the person with

The clipboard clipboard you need a clip around the ear just calm down I am calmed down so am I what’s the problem then money’s the problem I spent £800 on this test I’ve paid the money I’ve done all the training and now I’ve got to do

The homework if I don’t do the homework I don’t pass a test I don’t pass a test I’ve wasted all that money I’m sorry I didn’t know look I’ve got a few minutes look I tell you what I’ll test you on your test what you mean it yeah of course I

Do put up a Ballard this is a turn up for the book give me the book excuse me excuse me right we’ll start with getting through narrow gaps Neil shh oh look what you’ve made me do blown me piece of dust away what are you

Trying to do you can see what I’m trying to do I’m trying to put a piece of dust into a matchbox Neil do you feel get off yeah I’m all right it’s my new idea for a competition oh now look come around here and I’ll show you it’s a good one

This the idea is to try get 73 different things into a matchbox it’s easy yeah nice whip oh yeah all right you tell me 73 things that you can fit into a matchbox then sugar yeah piece of paper piece of paper J van J

Van ah you see it’s not as easy as you thought now the idea for the competition is to see if you can cram 73 different things into a matchbox and if you can do that send your matchbox to me here at number 73 together with a list of the

Things that You’ put in the match match box and the winner gets to come to number 73 and spend 73 seconds here in the kitchen getting as many things off the shelves as they can to take home with them right now as with every competition there are a couple of rules

First of all the competition is only open to 10y olds and under secondly I don’t want anything live in the matchbox no insects or anything like that and thirdly no matches Dead or Alive Matches disqualified now get your matchboxes to me before July the 7th that’s about 4

Weeks from now and put them into a strong brown envelope or better still one of these padded bags so that they don’t get squashed in the post and send it to Matchbox competition number 73 PO Box 73 maidon Kent me15 6rs I must admit I’m looking forward to

Seeing the stuff you send me in the match boxes but do us a favor don’t mess around with matches it’s probably best to use an old Matchbox one that’s been emptied ages ago right now come on let’s see what we can get into these match boxes here’s a nice peaceful quiet

Little domestic scene I don’t suppose any of you know anything about three bowls of Page Three ruffle beds or three stalls oh that sounds like a Once Upon a Time to me yeah a what once upon a time story fairy tale once oh Once Upon a

Time fairy tale yeah I know that one Once Upon a Time nursery rhyme nursery rhyme Jack and Jill Jack and Jill went up the pale pale fairly pale broke his crown fairly pale fairy tale doesn’t sound anything like a fairy tale what are you talking about does the

Three Bears the Three Bears the Three Bears me the three best this is number 73 you want to grow up that’s what you want to Do hi you Guys but they’re not on the list they’re not on the list ah now that is on the List heyyy nobody stop saying hey you thank you very much hey you I told you to stop saying oh that good you are organizing what you mean three bears now oh three bears well that’s just a Once Upon a Time don’t oh Once Upon a Time nursery

Rhyme nursery rhyme Jack and Jill Jack and went fetch pale pale fairly P fairly pale broker Crown fairly P fairy tale once Fair yeah yeah yeah but why you telling me I know all that your hope is organizing the house NE are better at it than yours yeah but look I’m working to

A list I know exactly what’s happening when where how to whom by whom I know everything no problem happening next then what’s happening next nothing oh no so late so late Kim Kim Kim Kim Don’t Panic Don’t Panic get out you’re not on the list I haven’t done anything you’re not on the

List I’m not on the list don’t worry I’m probably not on the list are you on the list am I on the list I’m not on the list Tony get out go on get out go on let’s go oh no K you’re my friend aren’t you will you help me with my test

Have you got a test I don’t seem to understand how much this means to me it must be somewhere in this house where I can get some peace and quiet words then why can’t I paint you oh Neil you’re a kuner an artist you’re such a

Talent deep Folly Joy with you a fond of all oh to hey I’m singing to you in basic engl 25o that doesn’t sound like English language to me yeah yeah I’m learning how to speak properly Professor Stanley enwin’s teaching me Professor Stanley Enwin yeah that doesn’t sound like anything lies Professor Stan you

Understand what I’m saying Stanley I’m so sorry I’m late deep Joy but your forgive Lo most on account of your PO FR thankly thankly well this is skelling tone what better to describe to you in the talk it obat for complicated like this things a

KNE clap I we get ne to obligado through would you know will you explain it to you now the footy bone connect to the ank the foot bones connected to the ankle bone the ankle connect to the shin Bowl the ankle bones connected to the shin bone the shin bow connect the knee

Clabber Bowl the shin bones connected to the knee bone hear the word of the Lord ow and Bon the word of the Lord the word of mar how did this language of yours begin then well actually you know there’s always somebody who knows somebody who talks a bit like that my

Mom his mom her mom and my mom used to she came home many many years ago with a badly bruised knee Clapper that’s what she said it was I said what happened mother she I fop I said mother no verb to fop no verb to she well I fop and by

Go e half Hur and look at M bruis NE C to prove it so you started picking it up from there well I didn’t bother about it then but many years later I told the children’s stories that way and then one day I used it in a difficult situation I

On the telephone I didn’t think a chat was listening and I said uh my car is suffering from a road R back o loader for the middle strip the middle of what I middle stri oh couldn’t cope we couldn’t cope with that do people get surprised when they hear you talk

Ordinarily um it’s a good question no I tell you what it cuts both ways one day I was lost and I I asked a policeman where’s the general smuts Pub cuz I wanted to find he said you’re doing it I said no I’m late he said you’re doing it

So this is the fly well you’ve got this lovely new autobiography out haven’t you Stanley it’s actually called Deep Joy deep Joy yes and tell a little old saying I may have picked him from somebody else but uh you know chop to find a title now I think anyone who can

Write a good letter can write a book oh well I think your language is actually a really good idea for today’s phone in and the idea of the phone is you call us in describe to us one of the characters in the house and we’ll get Stanley to

Interpret that in Unwin or even if you’ve got a language of your own back chat egg language you can tell us that as well the phone number is Maidstone 6 treble o that is M 6 D oh 6 M so Cody oh six through and a series of nly through

That’s it oh thank you what about this said the dip roll in far as the Rota in the back axle loader no I can’t make head or tail of this what’s the associates ah now this looks more interesting perhaps they’re some of Ethel’s business associates get

Something in this for me oh ah who are you you’re the you’re the associate uh seller please seller you want to go to the said we could rehearse we after the we what do you mean look after at that go come on hey quick while Kim’s not around come

Have a look at this picture I’ve been drawing over over the last couple of days sort of as a practice for me art exams you know what I mean the only thing is I’ve got to get a bit closer to her to sort of get the finer points of

Her face that the sort of details do you know what I mean hey no don’t fancy her come on she doesn’t do a thing for me right I just what you draw it nothing yes you are no I’m I’m just rubbing out Kim rubbing out I didn’t know there was

A technique in rubbing uh yeah oh it’s very complicated technique of rubbing you’ve got to practice for your exams oh come on let me it’s rubbing out I’ve got to practice just you really just look up that’s it Lely is it nice was know’ to being called really

You should be careful what you said to bears like marous I tell you it’s no picnic absolutely just Comey your porcelain features that’s nice what are you doing there just trying to rub out yeah trying he’s rubbing rubbing you oh nice lovely well can we just uh get back to the

Schedule please what’s up what would you for a cartoon actually I like carto yeah well so uh well we flashing up on the scre you get the scre you get the flashy up all right I’m doing it now where’s the flesh up I don’t think I can bear

Much more of this just anything to get away from those Bears that’s all I can say what’s the cartoon bear for punishment I don’t believe it bear for punishment so what do you think then what your person is it profile ah David Dave don’t you meet oh sorry

What what are you doing here anyway I thought you’d left by now Ethel phoned me during the week asked me to drop by today just to make sure the house was running smooth and everything was okay you know well well actually DAV there’s no need for that because because I’m in

Charge I’ve got the clipboard right but have you heard what people say about people who have clipboards no exactly nothing because they’re boring Charming thank you oh not Stanley no it’s David and Tony Tony the associate inella and he’s trying to shuffle out the lyric the lyrics the lyrics No When I said me back oh my hand take me there to your love I said PR long enough those first to press keep us cing in all familiar ways well nothing you to say it only tires me but when you follow me I want for [Applause] nothing this World I you at Myself and I now want to share those BL pressures keep us guessing in all familiar way with nothing you it only tires me but when you fire your me I want put nothing in this [Applause] World was I lost was I weak I was lying she So convinced oh my that I for feeling small those rest pre keep us guessing no familiar ways with nothing than you it only ties me but when you fire me I want for nothing in this World Okay uh Ras find another question us come on ask me a question you meant to be helping me okay what does green mean at try it me oh don’t be Sil that’s easy ask me a difficult one like uh why is it dangerous to Coast downhill if

You’ve got air breakes oh that’s easy when the engine’s running at tick over speed the air pressure may not build up sufficiently in the storage tank yeah especially if you’ve got a badly warmed compressor compressor come on you I meant to be answering the questions not you now can’t let’s do this propably

While I got a bit of peace and quiet pleas you got book yeah you take this book oh D I don’t understand come my Hey hey y what what no Ethel no no no everything’s going really well clock clock oh yeah actually you phone I was just making some coffee for the the associates yeah I’ve made it EXC ex send my love to oh um David Json sends his love what not on

The list no no he’s not on the list well he’s not here no I’m just saying if he was here he would send his love he’s like that um oh yeah well um Harry phoned up uh yes but you weren’t here well I said you weren’t here so he said

He phoned back when you were here I said well that you made sense what oh Ethel sends her love yeah I’ve just done it yeah okay uh no it’s brilliantly really Dawn’s had lots of peace and quiet yeah no problem at all right yeah don’t worry bye

Bye for a job like this you need uh tacum diplomacy which which of course I have that is it oh good you finished your studies that’s good because oh that reminds me dor uh Ethel sends her love and she says she’s glad that you had lots of peace and quiet for your

Studying dor don’t don’t don’t H don’t worry I I’ll find some time later on and I’ll test you on your test really really really what really really really really really really promise really I promise okay it’s a deal I I’ll get it oh really really I don’t

Suppose you know who that is uh yes I don’t know who it is oh you’re hopeless really no I’m not really oh uh Hey listen uh it’s nice to see uh you guys but what are you doing here well we thought we’d uh come and bring

Out new video for you to play the uh I’d like to the only trouble is I’m on my own here in the kitchen and Ethel doesn’t let me playing with the the microwave you see and I’m I’m I don’t know if they’re even interested in the

Video I’m sure they will be are they yeah I’m sure you want to see it oh okay well we’ll show the video then in uh in in a minute but uh the thing is you’ve kind of interrupted me cuz I was doing coffees for the associates I mean they’re in the cellar

They’re playing yeah she a weird place you got here it is it’s a bit mad but they’re all nice people I come down here occasionally help out if I can you know it was nice seeing you guys on top of the pops this week was the first time in

Ages that you’ve done it about years last time was uh we done true and uh it’s good being back it’s good televion everyone thinks we’ve been putting our feet up for the last sort of year but we we’ve been doing a lot of work but it’s

Uh we we’ve missed everyone it was nice it was a bit worried that we come back and no one to recognize us anymore but things are but why did you take so long then to come up we’ve been in was in America up until Christmas doing a tour

And then we’ve spent all this year getting the album new album together yeah nice to let the rest of the world catch up really cuz otherwise you’re like you’ve got uh we’ll have a new single out here and we’ll still be promoting Lifeline in Australia so we’ve

Had a good break to let everything catch up and then everyone gets the same record at the same time but when you’re in Australia and you look at the British charts and you see bands like Duran Duran and Culture Club and Wham doing so well does that kind of scare you you

Think hey that competition is really kind of taking over there well everyone sort of takes their turn now it’s our turn yeah but uh what we was pleased we had to work for a long time to do the album but that was good and where did

You record the album M Munich oh yeah why’d you go there uh they just made changed from like the last one we recorded in the Bahamas so we thought like that was a sun and the Sea and everything this one was a little bit colder and more like a bunker you know

Instead of like looking at and see palm trees look out and see tank and is it is it very different from uh from True um it’s a logical conclusion I hope you know I we last year we played so much and we come together as a unit I

Hope and we wanted to put a little bit of that atmosphere the album speaking of extra have you got to 10p why uh the thing is oh if I’m going to show the video the only way to get this machine working is to put 10p in the slot I know

I know but this is the way e operates you know have housekeeping money here what you do is you put the 10p in and you put the video in here what’s it like the video what have you done well it’s it’s uh we thought it was uh people

Should see what we look like now after so long so it’s us playing basically it’s it’s like a performance video is it yeah no Arty stuff no not this time maybe next time then now if I can remember this is the start button so let

Me hit it just like that where was it recorded in London in okay let’s have a look what do you mean now by the performance video so you liked it yeah it’s good to have you guys back definitely any listen we got to go we

Got to be back in London in 10 minutes the you’re never going to make it I mean London is like a long way don’t worry keep it down keep it down can we have and quiet please can we have some quiet please we got Rush

R B yeah that’s what B you just missed them oh No but somebody last week these people right their wish was was to see spand our ballet sandre berett Julia bird Donna kette and her friend Michelle Julian Watson uh Wilson Wilson yeah Joan Taylor Jennifer Roberts Kathleen

Hamilton Russel Richman and Lisa s and they wanted to see span and i’ let them go but they saw them they did see them fleetingly organization but know fleetingly or not they saw them you know Neil posing like this takes me back to my old days in Show Business oh

Yeah before I was married I used to be the assistant in a specialty act oh yeah didn’t know you were in veriy hey it was a cabaret act Neil we used to tore around all the sophisticated nightclubs in South Yorkshire oh they were exciting days those finished good let’s see

T it doesn’t look a bit like me I didn’t say it was you it’s Kim well what have you have me standing on this chair for all morning oh stop worrying I’ll do one of you later on all right what you think oh it’s very good poor old Kim though eh why what’s

Wrong with her well haven’t you heard she’s been thrown out of a flat she’s got nowhere to live oh you joking no tell you what why don’t you get her to come live with you at number 75 you’ve got a spare room there be nice for you

To have a friend around the house stop old uh Martin moaning at you you know that’s a very good idea Neil why didn’t I think of that it’s a good idea is it yes I know why you think it’s a good idea oh no youy thing

Yes Dawn is upset and very depressed she needs quiet to study you’re the one making all noise a certain monum of noise is required when one is organizing against all the odds get out of it could organize anything I’m doing all right thank you very much without any help

From anybody else oh yeah you’re not even on schedule yourself mate I’m not even on schedule I am on schedule well what about the cartoon you should be showing now what about the cartoon I should be SH now there’s a cartoon scheduled for now for your information y

There is no cartoon scheduled until now blind blind blind done project projector done Roger ramet coming on done but you can’t do that without a clipboard U this is your clipboard I’ve been done you hit your away Roger ramet and his Eagles fighting for our freedom fly through in and outer

Space not to join him but to beat him Roger and J he’s our man hero of our name for his adventur be and tuned to the station and Jo us all you kids for lots of fun and laughter as Roger ran and his men get all the crooks there after Roger

Ret he’s our man her of our nation for his adventures just be sure and stay tuned to this Station as today’s Earth in episode begins we find Roger ran and All American hero and Devil May care career fiddling around with a new hobby what are you doing Roger fiddling around with a new hobby if you’re doing what I think you’re doing somebody you call a

Policeman Birds is what I’m doing that’s wonderful watching them I’m taking up bird watching why it’s good for a hero to have a hobby yank besides somebody sent me these high powerered binoculars and a book about birds probably one of my many fans but what fun is watching a

Bunch of birds it’s a lot more fun than being attacked by a rabid horse come on get the rest of the Eagles and we’ll go on a field trip and as yank tried to think of reasons why he couldn’t go Roger quickly packed the car and Reed himself to go bouncing through the

Fields in search of birds to watch okay boys let’s spread out and see if we can find some rare birds now according to my book the most rare bird in the world is the mauve breasted luxbox and the bird viewers fanned out into the foliage to spy in our wing

Friends what do you runny-nosed viewers think was going on elsewhere noodles Romanov the man from nasty was plotting a plan just cast your orbs on his costume it’s a perfect likeness at a m breasted lock box and since I set Ram at those binoculars and that bird watching

Book I’ll bet he’s out looking for one of these right now when Ramjet sneaks up on us to get a close look we’ll knock him out he’ll never bother her nasty activities again ah so that was it eh that was the dirty conniving rotten low down stinking plan was it H pretty good

Thinking actually have any luck fellas I saw a lurching lead leg I got a close look at an orange eyed tongue depressor well that’s wonderful but did anybody see the MV breasted lock box no I don’t think there is such a bird let’s give it one more try spread out again and I’ll

Just go over into these bushes okay boys here he comes get ready boy these are powerful glasses makes things look as though they’re right on top of you hey it’s a m breast of rat I don’t see anything me neither just some lady hey wait I’m more rested lock

Bom really what’s he doing kidnapping Roger and driving away in a car what a bird driving a car and stealing Roger ramet only in America what who what where why what’s going on jumping jet jockeys I’ve been captured by a Mau breasted lock box oh

No you ain’t not only that but its nest and voice are just like noodles roming off don’t be silly I am noodles Romanov impossible I’m too smart to get captured by noodles Romanoff you must be a bird no I’m not I’m noodles R off and I

Captured you look I’ll take my head off oh TR this thing is stuck I can’t get it off all right I’ll go over to the gas station and have the guy there help me take my head off I’ll show you ramp come on boys oh boy oh boy oh boy four mauve

Breasted lock boxers how keen and on my first day as City bird catcher I’ll get my net and come on come on my fine Feathered Friends get back to the Aviary with you hey man I found Roger are you all right Roger yes I am they treated me fine

Those were very weird Birds though why well one of them insisted he was in reality noodles Romanov that’s weird all right a world little note no long remember this episode but noodles romanof won’t forget it for a long long time No get out get out get out you can’t tell me to get out I’ve got the clipboard we’ve all got card but mine’s bigger than yours time for Bear’s milk time for Bear’s milk you need time for the Bear’s milk you can’t come in asking for Bear’s milk without a

Clipboard but we’ve got clipboards and the bigger than yours be’s milk isn’t even on my list anyway it’s on mine be’s milk leave it to me Bear’s milk it’s going on there we are lovely Come Along come on every feeding time boys come along and there’s here you are look

There you are that’s it come along but you want it oh that’s it take not hungry come on there you go whoops oh what a lazy one you what are you so lazy for today now are these friends of yours friendly that they’re very friendly these ones but normally bears are not to

Be fiddled about with they’re animals you know rather capricious easily upet yes where do they come from these three well these are from Canada these are Canadian black bears and they’re lovely animals actual fact these are lot of 16 months of age 16 months old so how big

Will they grow when they’re fully grow oh at least double the size yes and I won’t be able to come near them then would I’m afraid you won’t oh because you know the thing about these bears and I really don’t like mentioning this but they remind me a little bit of your

Husband oh M yes I’m glad he’s not here this morning well I hope you don’t mind me mentioning but you see when would you say that Martin is most bad tempered um first thing in the morning usually exactly well that’s just the same thing with bears because their most dangerous

Period is when you unfortunately come across them when they’re trying to find a place to sleep just before exactly so if you wake them up when they’re sleeping that’s when you can get in trouble with bears but normally bears like this would shun man and run away

From him they wouldn’t look go looking for trouble would you my friend what are there enies well it’s man unfortunately because this wonderful coat of course uh has made nice Furs for man also of course unfortunately bears in the wild do eat domestic animals even in Sweden

Today they eat other animals do they they do they will they will go to farms and kill sheep for example or poultry or even cattle and horses yes and what about honey I mean does it they do like honey in actual fact bears are carnivores they’re in the

Great meat eating family of animal but they are special Carnivor in the sense that their teeth their grinding teeth their M teeth are specially adapted for what we call omn omnivorous feeding in other words they can eat everything vegetation and fungus and snails as well as meat and that’s what they do they’ll

Virtually eat anything are they found all over the world or just certain parts of the world like in in the north well bears are found very very wildly wider than you might imagine particularly the brown bear which runs right away from Canada through Europe into the Middle

East and Asia and you know you won’t see them when you go on holiday but they’re even be still in Italy in the mountains a few but thank goodness they’re very protected now are they intelligent I’m afraid not not very yeah again you see the husband there beautiful things now

That voice this before lad stop it oh well I see what you mean about they’re a bit volatile yes and uh they’re not really B and they can’t see see very well they’re not got what the senses like what’s it smell great sniffers great sniffers marvelous sniffers I rather like bears but the

Main thing about them is you mustn’t be too familiar with them you know they all business about Teddy Bears well it just isn’t so they’re they’re not lovable that’s all yes not really but they are beautiful things and as I say greatly protected now in places like Scandinavia

And it’s a good thing course they did once occur in Britain you know that’s right in the middle ages well not quite as late as that up to about the Norman Conquest we had these animals in Great Britain pity we don’t have them now although there has been Tau I don’t

Think it’ll come to pass people have said why not reintroduce them into the Wilds of Scotland oh I don’t know what the Scots would think about that well the problem has been of course in reserves that oh good morning beote the goldie loers doesn’t it load and stuffing down

The Thro BBY par absolutely is it Canada throat these yes these are black bears from Canada the Rocky Mountain St the um salmon down the throaters yes yes absolutely ohim excuse I’m so sorry Dan you mustn’t keep wandering off you’re more trouble than I am I’ve been

Trying to get Dawn this teaching the mot car control it Highway cob to and all these how’s she doing Stanley well she’s little reversible in the uh the Synchro messy very much grun grun it she slided off the Rob but otherwise you know I think the past was a special our first

Phone call here St let’s see who it is hello hello hello who’s that calling 73 Jina Hill hello Georgina where do you come from Huddersfield from Huddersfield yeah um what are you going to ask Dany or have you got a language of your own pardon have you got a language of your

Own yes what’s that called Iger Iger language yes tell us about IG language say something to Me St what do you think well I K like a she’s very good Jo very G and do you actually want to say something about one of the characters in The houseon how do you see one of the characters in the house describe well it’s a girl yes who’s got blonde hair

Yes and moment she’s study in a driveing to so you want to see how how Stanley thinks Dawn is yeah explain to us a little bit about daor on wi well Dawn is trying to motti car Juggernaut and drive it TR out out of the street goes and all

The sniffy Poo the dies locks something people for Left Right and Central and F police didn’t like it either but she was good she very short pass is that all right for you Georgina well goodly by load goodly by load that’s what he does oh great I’ve never heard of there’s

Another one hold on hello who’s that Michael William hello Michael where do you come from faram farum and have you got a language that you speak yes and what’s that called chipper chipper language what does that mean oh it’s a it’s a club of the news and they got a

Language right well let me put you on to Stanley and he can hear what you’re saying you can talk to Stanley in chipper language thank you right here B clearing the room called Michael what’s your thorus H uh what’s your special thus you’ve got to tell me it’s loo Mii cross um Square

Cued of Mo 73 qu a star sh of circle oh that’s wonderful it sounded like the atom the explod cm square defold and I congratulate you on that and I do scribbly and send it through all Society of harus and they send it up the Lord throwing it’ll blow

All up as if we’re not careful but thanks ever so much love to fair near Portsmouth on the so and show thank you Michael all the best Michael it was a good one wasn’t it oh he’s great me hello who’s this Brian hello Brian where did you come from

Wembley oh you’re you’re you’re a London person then um what have you have you got a language of your own yes and what’s your language called scrable scrable oh I don’t know that one maybe Stanley can help you with that one hold on I’ll pass you on a what’s name it’s

Called scrable and it’s Brian oh Brian hello briano now your scrable is new to me so please teach me the fold of it it’s just between me and my friends when we were younger pleas my friend when we were younger yes ah well you got me there give me a little more

Repeti sorry a little repeti ho if you w that’s all right now I like that fre word how on M throw and it remind me of Tony M FL me out the snooker tabloid but no do let’s have a little bit more this is about super sleep super

Sleep yes ah he scribbled radal dadal scribbl devil dadal yes is that about with two throughs or is that in the midload carry on that’s it oh that’s it well how brief you beat the pit mode of the shorty hand M all secretari stly how for you and

Thanks ever so much for that byebye is there anybody that can actually talk to you in onwi uh well I’ve Heard lots of people do it excuse me sorry stany have you been helping dor with her truck driving oh yes indeed yes she’s revers a

B on the High Street I wish she wouldn’t because she’s even more confused now oh I’m only trying to improve the look Stanley Stanley you’re such a bully not my fault with anything else Hey hey yeah well of course it’s it’s going to be no problem now that I’m on the counil okay then right bye uh C you you’re using Ethel’s phone for your counselor never mind that never mind I’ve got worse problems than that have you seen

The back of the notes that ever left us well according to this I’ve got to make the sandwiches which means in turn that I’ve got to do the sandwich quiz oh that’s right Stanley’s been talking about it all morning he’s D to do it with you Stanley thanks Hazel when I

Want help I’ll remember to come to you again that’s all right listen who you going to get to do it with him don’t worry about that I’ve got just the person to help compete with Stanley he is on my list but never mind look we got

To uh go and test door on a truck driving I did promise right yes where’s my stopwatch and what’s the maximum weight which can be carried by an articulated Lorry oh oh see I don’t know that come on it’s easy that one um let me think um we were doing it before

Something like 40 ton 40 yeah no no keep going d d good G up at you cuz I’ve got 2 minutes spare now to test you on your t driving no it’s all right cuz Neil’s helping you now what did good what did you do that

For well D’s got to have good reaction if she’s going to drive a truck so dor you’re about to take your test what’s the first thing you do Check Yes £ 716 please no I’ll check the tires and the brakes and all that kind stuff check in

That way yeah well in that case Neil you better be the tires great I’ll be the brakes and Hazel um you be the load I beg your pardon the back of the Lorry I think I’d rather have been the load do I have to be the TIR yes can’t to be a

Hitchhiker and good with me thumbs you can’t be a hitch I was good with me thumbs when I was at school but you are the tires okay so door check the tires first how do they look bit worn out thanks very much and uh the brakes oh full of air did you do

That what you talking about full of air what is this size have air brakes of course it did point taken and uh the load how does that look looks tight to me I never touched a drop you know I’m quite enjoying this good okay so now

You’re going to reverse back to the load and couple up with it what’s the first thing you have to do check the trailer brakes check the trailer brakes they’re quite all right thank you they’re quite all right thank you okay next ready to reverse and reverse so the first thing is

Uh make sure I’m in neutral make sure you’re in neutral good what have I said no Bel up seat belt on oh right okay right then turn on what we got in the back sheep mirror inter hambur break off oh what done now nothing that was the air brakes being released no Neil

Neil you’re not the air brakes you’re the tires if you make a sound like it sounds as if we got a puncher okay I’m the air brakes all right Mirror Mirror signal signal yeah what what are you doing now she pressed the wrong button okay indicator and Reverse okay forward now hang on time’s up what time’s up well apart from fact you left your tires behind oh your 2 minutes is up but don’t worry don’t worry don’t worry you haven’t done anything modesty there’s no need to be modest no I mean I haven’t done anything

Yet because I’ve only done 2 minutes a test us for 2 hours 2 hours I can’t give you two hours I’ve got too much to do I’ve still got to make the sandwiches and and and on to the door and I’ve got to do my test oh and I’ll help you about

Me what about the tires the tires are tired of being the tires do you know what I feel really let down it’s just not fair hael I haven’t give me a chance oh I am sorry love look I’ll make sure that absolutely nobody disturbs you anymore if you want to stay

In here and study well it’s too late now what do you mean well I’ve made a decision what decision oh you’ll find out later what does she mean right I’d like to introduce now to you a mate of mine that I’ve invited along to compete with Stanley he’s like my answer to Stanley

Because he sings backwards his name’s Peter Jackson M K Ki m k k to the R Great Peter r no r r yeah this is uh no not yet not yet no no we’ll come to that later this is ktie and Paul you taken L yeah and we’ll sing something

Later later on but but first Pete I I got to ask you this why did you do it why did you sing backwards uh when I was young my mother never listened to me when I spoke forwards and I tried speaking backwards but she still didn’t

Listen to me that’s as good as answer any is it really so what we’ll do is uh can we sing a song which they can they can join in do you know any others I know some others I can sing um Nelly Dean do you know Nelly Dean yeah oh well

You join in this time then Hopeless you even nowhere near what we’ll do is we’ll sing uh something classical now you something classical what do you know that’s classical I can do the William Tell over William I know that one right William mudle mudle mud mud mudet Peter there’s no words in

There that’s a cheat I got a really good idea here think this might be a fun got a tape recorder how about if we record some words backwards okay and then reverse the tape and play them forwards and they come out backwards no they come out forwards back let’s just do it have

You got a have you got a word that would sound good um submarine submarine and what’s that backwards nambus nambus okay well I’ll set up the tape and if you say it okay and nus just rewind it and submarine submarine that’s great do you

Want do you want to do one can can they do one as well okay okay well give them don’t tell them what it is but the word backwards and we’ll record it uh Paul first one for Paul oop o what was it again sorry OTP you got that one Paul

Yeah okay and oh TP right just rewind that play it back oh any idea what that was not clue what was it Peter potato what’s your fault you didn’t say it properly one for Katie then what about one for K Nei net chick okay ready and net chick

Great we’ll play that back see if we get this oh I think I heard that one did you get it like kit bit like AET what did you say kitchen it could been was it kitchen I thought it was kit it was kitchen great I want to do something

It’s I’m just standing here playing with this all time I want to have a go why don’t we uh do a song you got song um app pear droppers app pear droppers deep fruity joy and taty vegetabl taty vegetable they got the Deep dra the basic funable perfect load you’re back again

They they’ remas the talk talk but what do you want Samy um well uh what you got to give me well I want to meet this special photos you want to meet him what do you want do you want to meet him yes yes how about something to eat help

Yourself I don’t want any more help well look this is our you’re Mr back word to speak it yut oh thank you that’s reversible okay deep bring it oh right out through hello and that where’s a sandwich mold that’s this bang the table Boys Hey to the D

Savage hey well I did get there vent I thought you were never going to start your name is uh Stanley Stanley we won’t ask you what you do cuz we’ll be here all night and here we have the r NOS gudge Peter Jackson you see I learn it I

Can do right well you’re going to now be in the Savage quiz so if you’d like to pick up your knives pick up the knives there that’s no leave you can leave you can leave the plate there steady that’s all right with me now what we’re going

To do is first of all going to go for a bread and butter question very simple and then we go on to more complicated Filly questions so we’re going to start with you’re going for the Browns of bread and the butter you got the bread

And but so here we go and they’re in here and you either of you can answer if you want to answer just bang your knife on the table the table right so here we go is a ladder is a ladder used for climbing up or down Stanley I think was just their

First you think sty was first up or down up or down both ways otherwi both ways that is correct Stanley you get a round of bread and butter put it together put it on your plate just put it on your plate without going that means Stanley can go

For a filling question the filling question you can’t go for this one Peter this is Stanley on his own what sort of fitting do you want to go for Stanley do you want to go Savory sweet or I’ll have a Savory you go for a Savory that’s the

One so there’s a piece of bread and you’re go for a save request to bar which is in this pin here not yet St you got to answer the question first here we go ready which my which mythical figure was in the lives in the center of London

Center of London mythical figure Center of London Os Os is correct so we go back now we go back to the bread and butter questions we go back to the bread and butter questions either of you can answer this bang the knif if you want to

Answer if you wait if you wait 1 hour and 30 minutes for another for another 73 BS on a wet day 1 hour hour and 30 minutes how many minutes have you waited yes 90 no no no 1 hour and 13 minutes for number 7 how long have you waited

Well I say 1 hour and 23 did I say 1 hour did I say 1 hour and 13 minutes 1 Hour 1 it is in fact 73 so now you’re right moving on you’re both wrong right what what do you call what do you what do you call a a what is a

Prune what’s a prune yes a dried plum a dried PL he’s cor I got the question Rob but you got the answer right which is there we go go what which which fing do you want to go for there Peter um sweet you want to go for sweet that’s leut leur

Le don’t know why I’ve got this bit of a Nuance I can tell you it’s a water closet a cupboard for keeping your goldfish bowling no no it’s correct so you get your leemon curd right leemon curd there there we are spread your leemon curd on and are we going for

Oh I thought it was never going to happen and that sound means that sound means that we are going for carrot Affairs indeed which means we we going for the carrots right so we got the carrots now we going either of you can ask the first one who answer goes

For the current affairs right here we go uh on Abraham Lincoln’s last trip to the theater a very unfortunate thing happened what was it Peter was first he was shot he he yes he was assassinated that’s right that’s the same as shot I think so there you are help yourself to

That so that’s one for you you’ve got one round you’ve got two rounds Stanley so you we’re equal our weid you can just spread the B and put the on your plate TR I I should have said that so we got the second question in the current

Affairs come on yeah yeah abely two famous singers have been associated with the yellow brick road can you name one of them Judy Garland Judy gar Stanley was in there quick okay stany spread quick sty spread them quick you have to spread them quicker than that Dy because we’re moving on which

Kind of insects was Buddy Holly fond of and why crickets crickets is correct why why why sang with him the name of his bad thank you that’s good there you I have some carrots sty stop hogging the carrots right here we go another question here we go ready

Either you can answer what should you be wary of on October the 31st and why October the 31st what should you be wary of um Stan stany thinks he’s got big swed with a hole in the middle and candle St out the midlo correct that is correct correct there we go here we

Go no not the Le you’re the carrots here well I have carrot and Le I know how many rounds you got but we’re doing well how many sides does a cube have Cube have a cube six well you you should have gone for the knife Peter

Went for his knife uh six six sides so there we are the currents for Peter right here we go again if balls he’s making a lot of mess but he’s doing really well I don’t know I think you’re winning actually at the moment if balls are colorblind why would it be

Useless to show them red R right is is a mistel a musician a politician or a wind wind a wind is correct and and and we’re full of it here I could there’s the old the old mustach is gone you’ve got your currents and the

Score at the moment is 5 to 5 so this one’s going to this one could be the decider how long is the coastline of the Isle of Eli yes none there isn’t any he it’s absolutely correct very and so so that’s six at the moment and you’ve got five Stanley and uh we

Could you could eat before we get into the fast food section if you if you try quick which oh I’ve done that one oh oh oh oh saved saved I thought it well really you know I don’t know we come on to the fast food section the fast food

Section which Peter is going for Stanley you have in fact lost at this stage of the game which is very sad for Stanley but Stanley you do have a chance to stop Peter from winning because here we have the perfect sandwich I am going to turn

It upside down you have to make that sandwich in the time which I am asking Peter Jackson the questions I don’t know what’s going on but what it actually means is if I if he answer the not yet if you can make that sandwich before he answers the questions he won’t win you

Just both get constellation prizes so I’m going to describe some things to you in the fast food section and you’ve going to tell me what they are right it’s a piece and sanley off you go it’s a piece of meat in between two bands piece of meat in between two bands and

It’s hamburger is correct that’s one how study do you do very well right the little animal little slimy animals with the with the housing on their backs snails snails is in fact correct it’s a source it’s no it’s not a source it’s a it’s a liquid I gave you half the word

It’s it’s a liquid and there’s an animal invaded it’s made up of an animal half of the word is an animal and the other half’s a vegetable and it’s a thing that you put on food I don’t know what food you put it on cuz I don’t eat this stuff

I hate it but it’s got an animal the first part and it’s got right there these little animals why I no it was in fact horseradish sauce but I don’t these are little animals they’re pink and curly with lots of feelers little an animal and they live in no no they like

Shrimps but prawn is in fact correct and he’s got the three he’s got the three oh dear well that I think that’s the first time that’s happen so fact you both get constellation prizes you both get a little consolation prizes and [Applause] that let’s with The no that’s not I thought that was the bad gu there that was in fact the seude of the the S the Little tune but well done Stanley well done Peter would you like to go in the Boogie load with the bad Load [Applause] Out my Dressess look just five rest waiting for for the love waiting for the love waiting for the love waiting for what you want to take for waiting for the waiting for the Love I postively pleas I the one oh my feel C below feel of go slow if I was you High only want Day