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Accelate I was pressing W too early I’m just going have to get out I think I have a shotgun I don’t that’s bad I didn’t have a shotgun [ __ ] CJ see what do we why this one very cool CJ very [ __ ] cool yes I need the sexiest haircut I can afford

That is not a joke oh come on [ __ ] sake how did he get the car must have been going so slowly oh for [ __ ] sake rider for [ __ ] sake how did that kill him come on man all right back to the start Easy boy don’t get okay oh [ __ ] there’s traffic everywhere leave me alone there’s traffic behind me there’s traffic in front of me couldn’t slow down to avoid it God damn whatever what the [ __ ] off man Jesus [ __ ] sake who the hell was that guy I’m sure there’s museums nature

Paths stuff like that okay yeah I mean if there’s other stuff that’s why oh no did I kill all of them you don’t need it no more homies get up oh [ __ ] I don’t think I’ve ever done that before I don’t think I’ve ever killed an entire group in one fell swoop like

That whoops uh and they’re not despawning either so they’re loading all the other homie there we go don’t despawn [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay I got more sorry oh [ __ ] I hit a curb okay well whoa sick grab dude oh no I lived holy [ __ ] sure yeah I lived that don’t fall off sure

Yeah just going to go ahead and uh save real quick [ __ ] time you’re a [ __ ] Slough whatever let’s roll okay oh my God I’m losing so much Jesus I just looked at the timer I’m losing another minute here oh [ __ ] oh my god seriously really we really had to do that that was

Absolutely [ __ ] necessary okay amazing oh my God don’t [ __ ] do this What can’t get on the [ __ ] bike right now please okay I’m losing 2 minutes come on thank you what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what is happening okay I mean okay it’s stuck on the front now I suppose no no it’s not no n hello don’t push my

Bike okay there we go finally that’s what’s supposed to happen supposed to just get loded on the front of the van oh [ __ ] hell Really please oh my god seriously that’s a thing that just Happened righto so the for those don’t know that van is Collision proof like if someone crashes into me or I crash into a wall or you punch it or something it doesn’t take any damage it isn’t bulletproof though send your reference K hey Nik listen Nik okay but what do you

Want that you take me to GL because I’m going to J to win the but the triathon will be tomorrow then H there what then hurry but it’s to go to Land Park what oh hello that was lucky all right okay police bike she’s right here maybe punching her was a

Mistake she probably has to like get to a point right oh oh that it wasn’t me going down what trying to what what am I supposed to do what she just drout all on her own maybe me punching her oh okay okay there’s just a [ __ ] marker clue K

With B solve the clue behind Kendall with a Biz BOS what wait what okay I need to kill this guy okay he just drove into the wall go back to park okay take went home right what what just happened lesson learn to swim before you attempt to participate in a triathlon

Yes right so I only have a knife cuz of course cuz you know we we have too many bullets but not enough guns so I need to get bullets so that we can have guns yeah yeah yeah yeah oh they’re not headshot all oh he has a [ __ ] combat shotgun I’m so dead

Dude get over there okay okay okay okay okay I just barely lived this oh God please fall back over okay I absolutely needed to stealth kill this man [ __ ] no okay we’re right we’re right we’re right I got this i got this i got this i got this oh God okay we’re fine

Winner give me that okay how do we handle this situation that man has a minigun there’s there’s a man with a minigun behind me I would like the minigun but I can’t stealth kill him cuz this guy will kill me I need to kill this guy first and

Then take the minigun and just pray them minigun guy doesn’t hear this delightful okay dam is heavily guarded use stealth to get out of it what if I use minigun instead yep that is fairly heavily guarded find a way out the generator room oh good I got my health pack okay

Oh they took my weapons away a I only have knife again ah come on don’t don’t do me like that guess we’re doing this then actual stealth required look at this oh [ __ ] sake Ah that’s a really long Mission that’s a really long Mission that’s a really long mission yeah

That’s that’s a really long Mission let’s do another one let’s let’s not I’m going to eat a strawberry now we all right okay okay okay I mean it’s not the fastest plane in the world but it’s a plane on this side of the map I know it always spawns their Emeral

But it’s like not that simple because I’m playing D oh [ __ ] I hit an invisible pole didn’t I no the pole was visible shush you no the pole was invisible the entire time I the game screwed me I didn’t possibly make a mistake yes okay I might have flown into

A perfectly poll I was uh reading chat if I’m going to be honest

40 Comments

  1. Every time Josh ends the game to open it again, I'm grateful of all the generous hearts and souls of people who make possible to force Josh to stream SA and show his suffering, with the best and new hardware he can get without the backsitting, all of that through the power of money.
    Happy new year and hope everything keeps been a homie 4 life!

  2. 5:20 i think the mission took some inspiration from Bernie mission from GTA IV where you jog with him. She drowns here probably because the creator didn't knew that she can't swim when he was setting her path.

  3. i hope u have a well 2024 josh and viewrs.Thanks for keeping me up especially my mood im strugllin ngl but im going forward if josh reads this i luh u bro🤝🏻🤝🏻.
    last comment for 2023

  4. to this day Josh didn't get the memo that DYOM enemies can't actually hear you and as long as you're not in their vision cone you're fine

  5. 6:33 For anyone wondering that the 'bezboz' is, the mission is in hungarian and there is a meme where a women wants to say baseball bat in Hungarian which would be 'baseball ütő' but all she says was Bézbóz ütő and I believe Josh got a baseball bat when that dialog played.

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