I own two bikes. One I call the Green Machine. The other I call Orange Crush. I was wondering what kinds of names people have for their bikes or if they do or don’t name them for any reason. I feel like a friend of mine looks at me funny for naming my bikes.
by Flexy_Flyer
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My mate named my bike glitter poo because it’s a bronze/brown with a glitter finish 😂
I have the shred sled and the lavender lazer!!
I kinda wish I named my bikes, but I just refer to them by brand and/or model. Or sometimes color.
Molly Ringwald (pretty in pink) is my stumpy FS with pink accents. Tina the Fat Lard is my Farley fat bike, and Black Beauty is my Trek Carbon road bike. And then I have my SingleSpeed “Boozecruiser” covered in beer labels and such
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I don’t really name mine but if I were to I would probably name the yellow one. The banana and the green one the moss muncher.
I like to hop on my trusty steed Sarsaparilla to rip some trails. Dont need to feed her, and never had to shovel any stalls. 11/10 best trail horse.
Mines ‘Steel Bastard’, an unforgiving steel hardtail
Ritchey Ultra I call it baby shit brown, but Ritchey calls it Honey Mustard
Ebony (giant trance x in (Sex)panther color)and Ivory (Canyon Stoic in white).
Mines called Minty, Speshy Turbo Levo in aqua green