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I know dream of life is NeverEnding it goes around and and again you know the sun is rising Wild It goes on and on and Ever hello I am the amazing carac this is not a boast but rather what it says on my legal patent as a precognition machine I was designed to predict the exact cause time and place of someone’s death a rather morbid function I grant you which is precisely

Why I was set to Family Fun novelty mode turns out being told the place in time of your death in front of your family with a mouthful of corn dog at a fairg ground is the very opposite of fun while I’m still able to predict the

Demise of anyone who stands in front of me I am incapable of ever expressing it I can even predict my own demise I always could tonight in this Warehouse in a little over an hour meet my executioner a rat I’ve named Virgil for the last 2 years Virgil has

Been steadily chewing on my power cas Cable in a little over an hour Virgil shall chew his way through the rubber biting down on 200 volts of electricity instantly killing us both as there is nothing more base than death I’ve decided for tonight’s entertainment Virgil shall play the Bas even in my Divine Comedy I’m well aware rats cannot play musical instruments when you’ve been alone for as long as I have you tend to anthropomorphize your friends before we begin tonight’s Amusement let me lay down some ground rules the first rule one that has baffled theater goers since the days of

Escalus the armrest to your left is yours the one to your right is your neighbors if you believe both armrests are yours exclusively you are part of the problem also please turn off your cell phones I assure you that none of the calls you are about to receive will have life-altering

Consequences except for one of you my most sincere condolences accidents happen tonight I shall speak of six teenagers whose Tales ended abruptly on a roller coaster in a small Canadian town in the middle of nowhere the former St Cassian chamber choir who on Monday September 14th would board the Cyclone

Roller coaster at 6:17 p.m. at 69 19 this same roller Coaster’s front axle would break causing it to derail at the apex of the loop to Loop hurling the children to their deaths tonight I speak of six teenagers robbed of their individuality in a mass tragedy lumped together as our six

Saints by the national media and my part in this story I read all of the children’s fortunes I felt their hopes thoughts dreams knowing they would board the doomed roller coaster and could tell them nothing I even suggested that they ride the Cyclone tonight I conjure the St Cassian

Chamber choir who an hour before their deaths participated in a singing competition in the uranium City Bandshell I thank you dear adjudicator for considering the St cassan chamber choir for our senior concert we are thrilled to be here yet again at the Kanas International singing competition last

Year we came in second place they were the only Choir in competition this just shows the high standard of Excellence at Kanas even in competition against yourself you can still walk away a loser con our first song was written by our choir conductor father Louis P Marcus he was

Inspired by traditional African folk music specifically The Lion King here is his homage to our very own Fall Fair when thees to step right up goodan games and rides a for every thees to tonight my apology a eulogy by way of a concert the final concert of the now deceased St Cassian [Applause] Chamber where oh tonight I wish to give them the chance to express not what they were perceived to be but what they dreamt they were tonight we shall raise a middle finger to that most ruthless adjudicator called time something doesn’t feel quite right a blur ofor spinning like my heart is

Racing pounding in my ears dizzy tingling spinning ground where’s the sky and where’s the ground the rabbit comes and then he disappears total darkness spinning pushing forward pulling back falling through the air I wonder how can this [Applause] be a freaking junk that crusty clearly drunk everything they what’s the point of even suing dead we’re done there’s no undoing nothing left to do except to run sex oh God why did I wait now I’ll never graduate I hope I wiped my browser hist

Clean I even go to class 12 kiss my ass I know what theolo really means what AE say love life is just a dream just a Dream and everything you dreamed and everything you feared and everything that seemed so terrifying it’s far Behind just a teeny tiny we and we’ve all been standing all been stand round and round and round and had a strange feeling from the start our TI line Ry I didn’t feel Allop oh I know I’m never going back really [Applause] [Applause] where are we the Twilight Zone oh my God Ricky sweetie you can speak it certainly appears that way bad ass you you Inserted greetings children it’s time to play play what is this who are you meet ocean o Connel Rosenberg catchphrase democracy rocks what the heck was that your catchphrase no I mean me moving against my will in the interest of the exped I of time I’ve taken the liberty of

Choreographing a few of your moves in advance don’t bore us get to the chorus but I assure you your will is your own let’s play what is this like a game ocean has selected game mode what guys really I didn’t what game a game with fabulous

Prizes like a stale p back of menfall cools a succulent Hello Kitty cupcake a limited edition Iron Maiden t-shirt still ripe with the pong of the Carney that wore it look where are we perhaps you might be interested in the grand prize ocean one worthy contestant will be

Brought back to life to live beyond the Cyclone accident Begin another another the grand prize to live again that’s way better than a Hello Kitty cupcake meet constant Blackwood catchphrase sorry why only one of us why not all of us sadly I’ve only ever possessed the power to bring one back to life what do

We have to do to be brought back to life the one who wants to win it the most shall redeem the loser in order to complete the Whole that doesn’t make any sense I trade mostly in prophecies that don’t make any sense until they actually do I take it you are the judge it appears ocean oon Rosenberg has used up the group’s three questions for this evening even in death I can’t escape her she’s followed me into the

Afterlife well played Satan well played meet NL grber aspiring poet late catchphrase being the only gay man in a small Rural High School is kind of like having a laptop in the Stone Age I mean sure you can have one but there’s nowhere to plug it in

But that’s not fair you didn’t tell me there were only three questions I believe I did after the fact well this couldn’t possibly get any weirder I am under the firm belief that it always can allow me to introduce you to the mystery Contestant Jane do is what the coroner said they found my body not my head no parents came and so they never learned my name or who I used to be my life an unsolved mystery from ashes I was made and Ashes I return and so I walk alone and wonder why Why Did anybody just pee themselves a little me neither do you want to brush my doll’s hair I’m really freaked out right now do you want to know what really freaks me out not really ever at all all really sorry meet Jane Doe catchphrase when a lioness has children

She stops making love to the lion the lion gets jealous sometimes so jealous he eats the children you’d think this would upset the Lioness far from it they make love again like the children never existed I find that idea terrifying I’m going to stand a little farther away from you

Okay yo I can’t get any Wi-Fi up in this [ __ ] meet Misha binski Ukrainian bad boy catchphrase my gangster Persona is just armor to conceal that I am naked child wandering through the Wilderness holding in my hands my wounded Fragile Heart that was wack a wiggity wiggity whack and finally Richard

Pots catchphrase ever since I was 6 years old I knew I wasn’t long for this world unlike the other kids I was always in a place to face that realm called outer Space thank you lady marsipan thank you Dame Judy Dench it appears your loyal service is no longer necessary in this stratosphere game On Ocean Rosenberg you are first why alas if only you hadn’t burned off those three questions right at the top it’s just when you tie the room together I think Constance is going to seem like the Natural Choice for that SL L you want me to go first if you insist

Mr whatever constant and I are going to tradesies no tradesies I’m happy about that actually sure I’ll go first I just want to say two things I don’t know how it is in your culture but in ours playing games where people’s lives are on the table super illegal

Second I really love your turbine it really brings out your eyes ocean o Connell Rosenberg born December 22nd Capricorn the ambitious nature favorite ride the bumper cars ocean was born into a family of farle of Center humanists who moved to Northern Saskatchewan to live a carbon free lifestyle the hemp needle point sign

Above the household’s toilet red if it’s yellow let it mellow if it’s brown scoop it out with your hand and put it in the compost yet in between all the drum circles Marxist Parables and cheese sandwiches made from human breast milk ocean could never shake the feeling she

Was the white sheep of her family it was only at the age of eight when she found amongst her parents record collection an album called up with people the cloying positivity of this Pro capitalist gaggle of Team pruners brought te tears to her eyes perhaps the peppiest thing

Halberton has ever produced High School president straight A student ocean o Connell Rosenberg the most successful Girl in Town judges student body colleagues friends ominous novelty machine I had a speech prepared for this very occasion but I simply cannot read it how could she have speech for this I

Am just going to speak from my heart I’ve known most of these folks since prek I love them all constant Blackwood my best friend forever my BFF don’t interrupt sweetie constant is the salt of the earth our Mary Main Street looking for her Joe sixpack sure she has some serious self-esteem issues why

Wouldn’t she look I’ve seen enough reality TV to get what you want us to do here who’s the best sure grades humanitarian efforts extracurricular activities spiritual Mastery of both Judaism and Catholicism nailed my confirmation and B Mitzvah in the same week and I am not even bragging

About that because this is against my Buddhist beliefs I am the best by any metric of society I get that but if that is how worth is measured I want no part in it look some of us are leftwing some of us are right right wing but the last time I

Checked it takes two wings to fly we are Community We Are Family We Are the World ocean o conell Rosenberg heroically concedes she does what I respect you taking the moral High ground next but I was just trying to prove to you that I’m a good person jly noted

Next no no I urging you to make the responsible choice here for the betterment of humanity with the world world needs people like me to keep it all spinning around I’m the M I’m the Shaker I’m the headline maker it up and no one’s going to keep me

Down okay it’s clear I’m the top of this class these folks here while they pump the gas fetch me a coffee shine my shoes some of us are winners somewh born to lose you got the sandwich artist the security guard the Walmart greeter with an overdrawn credit card he smokes gja o

It’s so groovy to stay at home and watch another Will Smith movie she serves me Coke and the medium fries and no thanks I don’t want it super sized cuz that’s low class diabetes and a cup keep your head down and things to look up what the

World needs people like me to keep it all spin around the sh I get I get up and no one’s going to keep me down seriously this one here he’s raring to fail he rob a seven 11 and go straight to jail maybe steal hop caps maybe steal booze expressing himself

With his homemade tattoos soccer mom minivan four little grats no steady man do we really need another organ donor maybe that was a little harsh love you oh Angry Birds Candy Crush he’s a real sweet kid but his brains are mush and what’s he going to do solve a Rubik’s

Cube how long’s he got if we feed him through a tube what the world needs people like me to keep it all spinning around I’m the no one’s going to keep me down through the CST I mean do we really need another zero All still get zero what you really need is a bming hero he’ll never learn to read he’s never going to breathe going to jail and she’s a freaky Monster’s a problem I’m the solutionn had a theory called Evolution put it into words but it’s clean to see we need

A little L of them a little more of me [Applause] She get up up down Down a rush who’s next perhaps now would be a good time to say that whoever is brought back to life will be brought back by a unanimous vote from each and every member of the choir what whoever comes back needs a unanimous vote from the choir but if I

Would have known that you wouldn’t have called every one of your potential judges a loser crowing about your superiority in song culminating and you standing on top of them in a human pyramid that did strike me as an unorthodox strategy what what you just told your best friend that her greatest

Achievement in life will be to become an organ donor I’m usually a Melody person less of a lyric person truthfully organ donor is that what you said I was in the moment sorry Constance I didn’t mean that’s okay it kind of really super hurt

But do you want to know what I find kind of really super hurts maybe later this sorry what I did there is exactly what you shouldn’t do in this competition you guys know I love you Misha I love you I even pretend to believe even your imaginary fiance she is not my imaginary

Fiance she is my real fiance on my telephone I even celebrate your culturally ingrained alcoholism I mean the only reason you’re in the choir is because you stole three boxes of communion wine it was my cousin’s birthday in my country it is sacred tradition to take drink on birthday your

Cousin was in grade four he had to get his stomach pumped no I love you you challenged my preconceived notion that all gay dudes are fun to be around Ricky I love you I got you into the choir and you couldn’t even talk or anything accessibility for all yeah and

Then I wrote that roller coaster thanks and her even this thing gets a vote tonight huh we’re not the least bit concerned she’s going to try bringing back her headless doll but I love her my song was a cautionary tale of hubris you guys know I love you I love you I love

You I freaking love you okay so for my real number I am going to sing about how much I love you guys this song is simply called I love you Guys I love you guys oh sweet Jesus Christ on a bike NL Gruber born March 5th Pisces sign of passion favorite ride the ferris wheel very early on in n’s life his mother realized two things the second was his pension for all things nihilistic while other children acted

Out Harry Potter NL acted out French New Wave Cinema in grade seven during the St Cassian Christmas Nativity pageant null was suspended for suddenly breaking into this excerpt from waiting for gado there is no room at this Inn for it is Christmas shall we hang ourselves I hear it gives you an

Ere then we must hang ourselves immediately or we could just go to the manger Joseph aspiring icon of class and n grber the most romantic boy in town I’ve seen the movie The Blue Angel about a billion and one times if there’s something better on this Earth than marlaina Dietrich playing Lola Lola the heartless booze hound Harlot I don’t

Even want to hear about it I tried to go as her every Halloween I always chickened out and I’d go as something like C3 poo but in my heart I was Lola Lola dressed up as C3PO that was always my Halloween costume subtext mom tells me I got to try to blend

In so I tried really hard to dial it back I had to we lived in a town where every year on July 11th when 7-Eleven gives up free Slurpees it’s like the major cultural event of the year I’m not even making a j right now it’s like a slurpie

Woodstock I was born in the wrong town the wrong country the the wrong era I wanted to feel godamn it I wanted bad love I wanted a man that would drive me to drink I wanted to wake up in an Alleyway in my own vomit missing teeth I

Wanted to drink myself to death on the cup of Life anyone who hasn’t experienced the Ecstasy of betrayal knows nothing about ecstasy at all Jean Jan I was a sexual provocator and a novelist who never wrote a novel or had sex what’s that I was hoping you could tell

Me well like I worked at the Taco Bell on the food court of the them all just outside uranium City I had to work somewhere we had no money I was saving up to move to France they named a meal after your passing the NL Gruber hungry

Ombre meal they catered your funeral for free they even played Christina aga’s beautiful on the bag pipes I only said I likeed that song Once ironically joke was my final song all of those wasted hours is that a horrible Mall dreaming of I feel this is a perfect occasion for a song about

Affordable Mexican Cuisine cue the Mariachi I don’t want to sing about that oh if he doesn’t want to sing I Will Dam it can you keep it in your pants for one second you horrible succubus Fine in my life I was n grber who worked at Taco Bell in uranium City Saskatchewan but in my dreams I played a different Role I was Monique shabo and po SW Friend a hooker with a heart of black Charcoal I write pawns to burn by fire light drink champagne and guzzled Jin a good girls call me the Town Bicycle don’t knock it till you tried my life a sin oh clae my pimp NOS never mess with me the last prick did that faded quick to Black

I have no idea where to find him officers but if you do please mention that I’d like to have returned the pretty night that I stuck 10 times in his Back for I sing songs until the break of dawn I embrace a new man every night in my life one NeverEnding carnivore a whir of boyy flashing I want to be that [ __ ] up Girl he said I think I am in love with you I’ve heard that lie a million times before Oh tonight I give in to the fantasy take love when you can when you’re a [ __ ] for I sing songs until the break of dawn I embrace a new man every night

My life’s one never ending carnivore a world ofo flashing I want to be that [ __ ] up Girl so now I sell my love for opon in some rten fested Chinese Dive at night I burn myself with cigarettes just to somehow prove I’m still Alone 8 months later I catch tyo blue kicked out I see the ugly Light of Day dying in an alley a priest kneels down to me my child do you have any final words to the Lord you’d like to say we tell him that like him I choose to burn out

Rather than fade away for I sing songs until the break of I embrace a new man every night my life’s one naing carnivore a world of boozy Floy flashing light for I sing songs until the break of dawn I embrace a new man every night my life’s one near ending Carn a world

Ofy flashings I want to be that [ __ ] up to be that [ __ ] Up I beat that [ __ ] up hey that was dope yo Ricky you play this The Squeeze Keys M Wicked awesome heightened abilities I can play the accordion now level up I champion n’s journey of sexual Discovery but he dropped the f bomb in the actual chorus forication under consent of the

King well I like the part where the two boys kissed what you might can’t it is natural for two men to to to to show affection by kissing not always in heels there is a difference between affection and smut not in my Bible baby Bon so is everyone’s song going to have

Profanity in the chorus mine will only have profanity in chorus no why don’t you go text your imaginary fiance I tell you before there is no wifi Little Orphan ahle no didn’t even talk about anything real it was just a song about him wanting to be a sex worker in the

Oldfashioned days what is even the moral of his song anyway what does it teach you what’s the lesson every story has a lesson ocean no every story has a lesson every story every story’s got a Les a simple moral to be told although it’s me twist and turn

Something you Cann a nugget of wisdom solid hey Misha what’s your favorite story easy s five well every story has a lesson except sa five s five has powerful lesson about fundamental Corruption of financially driven medical insurance providers s says it is morally sick to make dollar of dying

Man wow that’s the lesson of sof five really for reals and you get to see dude forced to cut off his own arm with Rusty X has everything well besides ax pared good not even in a try Hance hit me oh I don’t know any stories don’t be

Ridiculous name some of the stories we read in school uh The Outsiders easy stay in school don’t smoke hit me The Catcher in the ride again stay in school don’t smoke a fellow don’t be jealous Romeo Juliet teen sex kills King Lear maybe a mandatory retirement age isn’t

Such a bad idea that’s not me that’s Shakespeare I’m on a roll hit me hit me hit me hit me Por porno is stop stop stop porno Constance really sorry a that is a genre B it doesn’t tell a story see gross oh it’s not

Gross it tells the story of where we all came from it’s the ultimate origin story of of the entire human race I think it’s messed up we live in a world where we celebrate violence and demonize the Very Act of Love porno is magical now you’ve got sweet little

Ricky pots saying porno is magical you’re mad I’m never mad at you I’m just frequently disappointed look I’m still distracted I’m still thinking about the time those two boys kissed what yo just cuz I’m all gangster don’t automatically make me homophobe it’s not cool to be homophobe

In rap game no more ever since melmore drop same love that [ __ ] was emotionally devastating y’ time to get this party started make Mone time to make the Rain Misha bachinsky born August 18th Leo sign of aggression favorite ride the shooting gallery Misha was conceived in a little

Town outside Odessa in the Ukraine by a factory worker named Tamara his mother after being part of the cleanup crew in Chernobyl was dying of prolonged exposure to uranium wanting her son to be safe she decided to put him up for adoption forging his birth certificate

She claimed he was 2 years old and was recently potty trained when Misha came to Canada his adopted parents were surprised to see their toddler had f 5:00 shadow and a slight trace of alcohol on his breath they put him in the basement and his adoptive mother

Would prepare food and leave it for him on the top of the stairs on the rare occasion he would run into his new parents the mother would weep and the father would shoe him away like a horse fly so began an inexhaustible rage he turned to the last Bastion of pure

Strength and masculinity in society self-aggrandizing commercialized hipop this is how me became the angriest boy in town yo I want to talk about feeling Ukrainian men have two emotion rage and passion people always be hating on me on my Med skills because I am best rapper in all Northeastern S sket one

Grab your dicks if you in the 306 bruh you you you might know me as bad egg on the YouTube I am well known there that’s where I met my shortal she is from K from my country and she gave me mostly positive feedback on my YouTube comment wall and then we

Became M passionate All Night Lovers on Facebook Twitter we met love with each other in my native language on all the social Med media networks she is now my fiance we were engaged I was I was saving up to move back to Ukraine and we and we were gone too much

Passion now rage I have no respect for this country fact you want to know what this Canada is a leading supplier of the whole world two things mustard seeds and uranium great for hot dogs yes but not so good for Ukraine so thank you for killing my mother and for indirectly killing

Me I feel the rage and when I rage I rap about money in autotune autotune will never die h a beat yo this is a song to tell you that what you is is what you got and I’m here to say I am the the money what you is is

What you got and I am the money take a look baby he’s the realing yo louing with my homies Friday night sing PlayStation’s up on my 60in screen McNuggets in the bag styles on ta new toothbrush from Tiffany still in the bubble wrap track lights glowing like nclear Sciences sparkling all over my

Stainless steel appliances I’m shining like mest I’m the king of CH everything I Touch goes bling bling BL my life is awesome this beat is awesome robots are awesome take baby and say it again my life is aome this Hook is Awesome yeah then we’re rolling in my city with the poped up Bas BL lights glowing in the Vipers on my face we pass around The Chronic we party all night we start to get the munchies so we stop for a bik cruising to the lot of the Hard

Rock Cafe here come the hotties here comes the valet front of the line we don’t need ID your usual table sir in the VIP my life is aome this beat is awesome robots are awesome take a look baby he’s a real I’m again my life is awesome OPP are [Applause]

010111 it’s time to start the party but they’re in the party here yeah we got to take her out of my brand new legit feeling homesick for my homies in the Ukraine Landing K before we finish off the champagne roll to the club with the rich kids go them your trash [ __ ] all

Checking on my flow I kinds ofies from all around the world but I feel this PA parir of eyes and then I see the ground world [Applause] W my rage has subsided a moment I am vulnerable now this is Julia demenko the most beautiful former prime minister of Ukraine my girlfriend Styles her hair just like Julie my girlfriend natal My Divine tell when I look into your almond eyes I I do not see the boy I am but the man I must become to possess you I want to take all the pain from your soul and in the the passion Factory of my heart transform it into functional

Joy I want to take your hand by the Cher River and with all Ukraine as witness take you as my wife and we shall sing and dance and drink and then I shall whisper in your ear let rivers run WI or let them be damed my perfect Al I Lay My

Masculinity at the altar of your maiden Hood oh my My Hey Hey now oh my soul my soul oh [Applause] my I want to be with you baby I want to with you Baby tell you my Lord [Applause] why all the long faces would it help if I were to tell you what would happen if Misha met his love would you like to know the future that could have been yes yes I would desperately you don’t want to hear that why what would happen you have a longing

And ideal better to leave it that way whatever he can tell you will only ruin it I think what NL is saying in an extremely confusing manner is love conquers all yes ocean that’s precisely what I’m saying love conquers all love does conquer all you are men of words grer love conquers

All look at me I am physically weeping look at us all bonding not even thinking about who we will vote for cut down in our youth we all died virgins Constance what just thought this seemed like a perfect segue for what I don’t even know what you’re

Talking about not ready to divulge that information just yet I um well it um ocean ocean why aren’t you talking right now it’s weird it was kind of weird truthfully you know I have a saying I’m just a small town girl with a spring in

Her step and a song in her heart and that song is a medley and while she talks and talks Virgil chews and chew shoes let’s speed her up and that is why not everyone should have a library card and you should vote for me the only

Thing I know for certain at this point I would never vote for you why uh you have no redeemable qualities even your best friend completely hates you no I don’t not completely I will vote for Noel the world needs more poets and I’ll vote for

You and this is why you both sucked at math what part of unanimous vote is eluding you two Geniuses if you vote for each other if you vote for each other okay no one else is going until I find out how everyone is voting minus 10 points ocean oconnell Rosen

Ber points when did points come into this how did I lose 10 freaking points for being a Spiel ver Derber what the hell is that Spiel Derber is a German word meaning party spoiler on the other hand given the context of German history being a party spoiler might actually be a good thing

Plus 10 points o no conell Rosenberg you see he’s just messing with me now you don’t think I get what’s going on here fine we are all star farts Everything Is Random we’re all just accidents oh no there are no accidents it’s kind of like how Dr Loren

Tried to predict the weather on a computer but the computer couldn’t do it infinitesimal perturbations of initial condition for a chaotic dynamic system lead to large variations Chaos Theory however the idea of chance comes in at each stage of the progress of our knowledge when we are still not aware

That we are on the brink of a deeper reality which still udes us all things have meaning in relation to the whole we are just not ready at this point in humanity to Fathom It All Things No matter how perceivably minute have meaning in regard to their relationship

To the very existence of the entirety of the whole so scientifically speaking there are no accidents level up Ricky pox born June 5th Gemini the Dual Nature favorite ride the Gravitron born with a rare degenerative disease when Richard lost his power of speech the pots family took a vow of silence usually communicating in a series of strange gestures that only they understood the only time they interacted with one another was when they drew

Pictures or fed the cats they had 14 cats from the time he was 6 years old and his knees began to buckle Ricky was treated to the most appalling cruelty Humanity can muster complete indifference far from growing bitter Ricky developed an elaborate playground in his synapses where he became his own

Best friend Ricky pots the most imaginative boy in town since we’re all sharing I would like to talk about my religion lo I am a prophet from the solarian Star cluster supreme leader of of those that evolved from cats I’m just a swinging space Bachelor man I guess you could say I’m pretty

Sexy on another planet who are you right now I told you monkey love drop I’m just a swinging Bachelor Man you might see before you an ordinary man an Earthly illusion all a part of the cosmic plan yes long ago they visited those others from outter space inform me I’m the chosen one to save the solarian race it’s true listen Ricky we are aant Galaxy a Galaxy

Greatly in need of your groove your Kink magic powers yes we need your three tastic seed they took me then to their daughter’s realm the land of the kitty cats star I know You’ heard the legend of the sexy wom from make love to me Ricky w’t you save

Galaxyy what would you do in my place a mere moral man in the fate of the Galaxy before you millions of lives in your hand the holy Daughters of the realm all hungry for my you’ll never guess the RO I playar in hist I’m just a [Applause] swinging the man let’s dance Kitties Me meow meow me [Applause] Meow it gets weird now Ricky you playing with cers you’re our hero our saving race but now there is a new challenge for face for they at war with Kine of [ __ ] the generals are all standing by we Swit oh my goodness what have I gotten myself into

I mean why are they asking me I’m a lover not a fighter I thought I told them I’m just a swinging spy man so I told them I am just a man a space age man that’s all I am but I Want to Hold Your Hand all your hands as we

Make a love tonight I have no desire to rule the galaxy hold to hold you close that’s enough for me making love zero Gravity all right let’s get real space babies I’m going to give you the clip notes for every Prophet that ever lived life is hard enough without making up reasons to be dicks to each other so friends let’s take care of each other all colors Creeds and sexual needs Live

And Let Live Love and let love Love For Love is the closest you can come to another person because it’s the closest you can come to being another person you heart set it [Applause] free incredible and then peace was restored I guess that’s what happens when you’re S so I back to the Earth to show you the way to lead your pretty people to a brighter day we can see the whole galaxy we love from Thees with my ladies and I got cuz I’m a swinger [Applause] [Applause] SP I concede Richard pots concedes but his vote will still count toward the final judgment why would you do that there’s there’s only one commandment in The Bachelor man Bible don’t be a dick and choosing myself that would be the ultimate dick move dude you are so awesome in the

Afterlife oh I’m the same person I always was it’s just no one ever listened to me on Earth we listen to you now space Jesus I guess all I have to say is this if sacred places are Spar the ravages of War then make all places

Sacred and if the holy people are to be kept harmless from war then make all people holy did you write that no it was the Silver Surfer I’m so happy right now I can never come down my turn oh man Jane Doe the one unidentified body of the Cyclone roller coaster Disaster everyone knew everyone in uranium but no one could recall this member of the choir there were rumors of a girl who joined at the last minute but as the choir conductor Father Mark us died of a heart attack 7 hours after the accident there was no one left to

Verify some believe that perhaps she was never in the choir at all I never read her Fortune I sadly cannot tell you all one knows for certain is that a body was found in a St Cassian uniform without a head so a mystery released ping deceased but we all know the worms be

F there’s just one lingering fear oh my soul is it here or is itting somewhere with my head oh my Soul oh my soul oh my soul oh my [Applause] soul No soul and no name and no story what a shame cruel existence only Aeter let me in you must know where I’ve been won’t you tell me at last who I am who I am I Am I am I [Applause] Am And my feet I hear the anguish of the street and anot a s that know forgot how it goes just join me For and I’m asking Lord if this is how I die Lord why be left with no family and no friends I’ve got no C Justice consol time eats all his children in the end a Melody floats through the air when silence Falls does no one does anyone another sad forgotten tune another song

That no one knows so that’s how it goes just for et J and she’s asking [Applause] s to now that all is said and is I am sing [Applause] C I’ll be eternally a forgotten some lost R Just J J Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday Dear that song is so overplayed we’ll come up with something Better one two three one two three one two three four Is sing for birth days bouncy and Mer and not quite as scary the new Birthday Song 2 1 2 3 1 2 3 is the we sing for bir bouncy and and not the bir it’s a cupcake for you drink where did you at that his birthday love conquers

All this phrase Slaughters me with its moving Po and it fills my life with meaning and warms my soul did you find the entire meaning of my life with such a phrase it’s just a cliche like a popular cliche dude I speak you Ukrainian Russian English even

Some Dutch not even the Dutch speak Dutch I know what a cliche is and why did you just I’m Ukrainian unlike Canadians we like to get excited about [ __ ] I’ve never been drunk before or kissed a man thanks now in your life was tragic and cut down before the poems

Could ever come out of you are tragic you think so you make me weep just looking at you so so tragic that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me how do we know it’s my birthday how do we know it’s not your birthday people have names on pretend birthdays

Too you could call yourself s what’s a savannah uh Savannah is a special name I’ve been saving up it you can have it cuz everything I’ve been saving up has to go it’s it’s a fire sale in my brain and everything must go bye Mama my midnight night night night I like Savannah well you can have her can Savannah have the greenest eyes yes SA with the greenest eyes that was nice of you throwing that party for that girl like that it’s what I do strange in our predicament she’s somehow the saddest I’m so glad you said that I

Think I have to vote for her you know to come back I think that’s the right thing to do here what I mean if I was isn’t voting for you naturally of course which I am totally am just wondering ocean um do you think you’d ever kind of like vote for

Me of course I would you’re my best friend but it’s by unanimous vote so I kind of have to vote for yourself you know I envy you no you don’t ocean no I do I mean I got straight A since grade one I was working towards something I was building a life in

You you were satisfied doing nothing baking cupcakes eating them you what the Dost call an uncarved block I’m a block just learn to take a compliment thanks I thought my life had meaning turns out it didn’t oh well jokes on [Laughter] me my death has really affected

Me yeah me too naturally my death has affected you can’t you just listen for once without making it all about yourself ouch you just punched me in the freaking boob sorry Constance Blackwood born November 14th Scorpio the secret Nature favorite ride the Cyclone the only honor Constance Blackwood was to receive in her short lifetime was nicest girl in Home Room three years in a row an award she secretly threw in the dumpster behind her local Kentucky Fried Chicken on her way home when the children of St Cassian

Signed constant’s yearbook they wrote things like wow you seemed so nice or I never really met you you seemed friendly those pages in constant’s earbook were carefully removed with an X-Acto Knife and burnt constant Blackwood the nicest Girl In Town so I lost my virginity to a to a Carney

And a porta potty before I died like three hours before it was kind of porno he was like ancient like 32 and he had this tattoo on his forearm it was of two skeletons having sex and it said born to bone on the bottom of it this is my tattoo the

Stupidest thing you’ve ever seen I fake laughed when he said that because you should always laugh at guys jokes or they’ll think you’re a cow my mom and dad own the Blackwood Cafe in town it’s been in our family since like forever The black woods have been feeding uranium City since they

Opened the mines my family had Pride when it came to that till I went to high school and having Pride about our town was only like the lamest thing you could think to believe after a while I started feeling kind of crummy about stuff like ashamed at the cafe I would catch myself

Looking at my mom and thinking what a loser a stupid deadend loser in a stupid deadend Town my parents were good people and all I could do was think horrible things about I really wish I’d never thought those things I got so angry that I was born in

The only family in uranium that raised their kid to think it was okay to do your working living and dying there and it it got all kinds of poison after that anyway my virginity I just wanted to get it out of the way I just wanted to do it so I

Didn’t have to think about doing it anymore no actually I just wanted to lose it in the most horrible possible way constant the lifer lost it to a Carney and a crap box in a crappy tail why of course she did and then I rode the Cyclone with the other kids in the

Choir and that’s when the accident happened we were at the top of the loop when the roller coaster made this kind of screaming metal sound Sparks were shooting all over the place and then the screaming and the Sparks just stopped and it was like this weightlessness my heart jumped a

Gazillion beats a second but I didn’t scream like the other kids no I was just soaking it all in cuz on a certain level it was so rad and it was like something unlocked in me my heart welled up with all this love for everything images and all this feeling flooded into me

Like like climbing back into my bed in the morning and feeling the heat left over from my body hanging upside down from the monkey bars until my head starts to tingle smelling Jiffy markers putting glue on my fingers and Chewing It Off listening to music and and dancing

Around my room before going out to a party and pretending I’m going to have the perfect time finishing an essay I’m doing a knot pizza night Halloween watching my baby brother dance naked to Abba being in the choir at the height of the Hallelujah Chorus and feeling all the voices Rattle My

Bones I started laughing like a crazy person giddy with endorphins all dancing leprechauns and rainbows and unicorns streams of chocolates whirling rides flashing lights there’s no shame in loving my small town the only good things that happened to me happened in uranium it took a horrible accident for

Me to realize how godamn wonderful everything is I used to think that life was just a jawbreaker yeah you suck and suck and suck and suck suck yeah you suck slush rain and taste I used to think that life was just a heart breaker that just breaks and it

Breaks and it breaks and it breaks till you can’t break it no more till you can’t take no more Everything myset and I felt it all along but now I’m everything looking down above sugar take away to Ay cotton Cy show you the World up up up up and above my sugarco Dy will you love me till the day that I die for a day I see the the I see the the sun goes up the sun go down to do [Applause] [Applause] Everything I used to think that life was just a jaw [Applause] Breer floating high on a cloud and I could puke a Rainbow up down there’s nothing wrong with you the night town oh everything clear now that I’m [Applause] Here now that I’m here on my Su Look At Me Now on [Applause] my Final Vote ocean Rosenberg huh it has been decided that you shall have the final vote over what who lives or dies I thought we all had to vote on that that’s what you told us I’ve decided the final vote will come down to the one with the highest grade point

Average you are the winner that doesn’t strike me as very fair in 5 minutes all bets are off what happens in 5 minutes my death after that I’m not entirely sure and if I just vote for myself what’s the moral if I choose myself if I choose myself the moral of

The story is that humans suck that would be a valid interpretation yes no no no we are going to honor the original agreement we will all vote on who comes Back what’s that the other side you merely you walk in it’s easy just don’t look Back I don’t mean to rush you but time is pressing look if you would just kindly step off for like 3 Seconds the one who wants to win it the most shall redeem the loser in order to complete the Whole you knew all along I could never do it what choose myself it shouldn’t be me I made a no attempt to get to know any of you in life not even my best friend in any real way which it turns out is too bad for me

Because each and every one of you is a freaking rock star we died young in some random accident but to say that if one dies young they die needlessly that is to Discount the years we had the experiences we had our hopes dreams I would gladly take my 17 years over

Nothing who do I vote for the girl who can’t remember any of it her we had a life she didn’t that’s my vote motion carried democracy rocks as you wish her name is Penny lamb born April 7th Aries the lucky nature it’s not a game maybe that’s news

No one will win here and lose there’s no to measure our Foolish Pride NOS score of hard we Tried this ride it has heartbreak this ride it has pain kind of blue noain yes there is and of May in open Our while you love And you the world with no ending or a take A And now you’re probably wondering what happens next that I couldn’t possibly tell you but I do know this for certain after reading thousands of human fortunes my final Insight is your lucky number is be sure to ride the Cyclone just Spange and everything shared and everything that seems so so Terrifying but it’s not a game it’s not a game oh no no it’s not a game it’s not a [Applause] game [Applause] you might live for a day or a there’s no time for [Applause] chur [Applause] Will we’re alling through SP there’s no there’s no it’s all so beautiful and strange but so much more spinning yes it’s everything you loved and it’s everything you dreamed and it’s everything you shared and it’s everything that see so oh so terrifying turn it [Applause] around it’s just A and the world will keep on with noing orning so just take a look around take a around take a look Around I know thisam dream of life is never ending it goes around and and [Applause] [Applause] again [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] w [Applause] W