You may not like it, but this it what peak xbiking looks like.

Unfortunately, Billy Bonkers and Panaracer Pasela tires do not come in 12 inch size so this build won’t quite reach peak xbike status.

Maybe your 3 year old will compromise on a Brooks saddle?

Are improbable carpeted maintenance locations now part of the xbike mystique?

Bearing work on carpet is so based. Very devil-may-care of you.